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All right, Bundy.
We've gone right. We've gone left.
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I'm gonna send you right up the middle.
Can you do it?
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I think so, coach.
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Give me the shoe.
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On one. Break!
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Hut.
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See? I told you I was a size five.
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I'll take them. How much?
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Thirty bucks for the shoes...
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...130 for labor.
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-All I've got is 20.
-Deal.
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Oh, by the way, can we interest you
in our extended warranty?
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It's 50 bucks extra...
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...but if you get stuck
and can't get them off...
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...we'll tow your big ass back here
for free.
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Size five.
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Why can't women ever admit
to being anything over a size five?
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-Yeah.
-That's the good thing about men.
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We don't lie about size.
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Of course, I don't have to.
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Well, neither do I.
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Well.
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Neither do I.
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Contest?
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Let's rock.
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May I show you something?
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It better be shoes.
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-I got this one.
-It's my shoe store.
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It's Gary's shoe store.
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And Gary begat me and I begat you,
so you begat away from me.
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Of course.
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Hello, Peg.
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Hi, honey. I've got good news.
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Mom's feeling better
and she can get around on her own.
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So can a planet, Peg.
What's that to me?
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I'm coming home tomorrow night.
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I expect you to pick me up
at the train station.
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All right, all right.
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Now, my train arrives at 8 p.m. on--
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These are nice, but I was looking
for something supple and long-lasting.
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That would be me.
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I'll be over at 8.
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Hey, Griff. I thought since your divorce
you gave up on women.
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That's not a woman.
That's a stripper I got a shot with.
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She's dancing tomorrow night
at Club Gooey.
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You wanna come?
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No, I got something
gooey coming in on the train.
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-Can I get you some shoes?
-I'm just looking.
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Well, how about some duct tape?
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He's just hungry.
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Well, I'm hungry too,
you don't see me crying.
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At least not on the outside.
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-Is it okay if I feed him?
-Sure, go ahead. I'm just kidding.
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While you're at it,
throw a little something on for me.
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What in sam hill are you doing?
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-I'm breast-feeding.
-Well, why?
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Because he can't cook.
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You just told me
it was all right if I fed him.
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Well, I meant to give him something
healthy, like an Orange Bang.
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You're gonna have to-- You're
gonna have to shut that thing off and--
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Ooze on down the road.
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Let's go, Eric.
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But believe me, this isn't the last
you've heard of this.
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So much for milk doing a body good.
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What is happening to this country,
when a woman of the opposite sex...
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...can just waddle into your place
of business, your holy sanctuary...
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...and bare her breasts?
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-That's disgusting.
-It's repulsive.
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
and thank you for riding Am Train...
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...where our motto is,
"I think I can, I think I can."
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Excuse me, ma'am.
Do you mind if I sit here?
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-Do you sell women's shoes?
-God, no.
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I transport radioactive sludge
across the country.
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Well, as long as you don't sell
women's shoes.
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Thank you.
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So you're taking that
to a toxic-waste dump?
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Yeah. Los Angeles.
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Isn't it dangerous to be carrying
that stuff on the train?
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I wouldn't concern myself
in the least about that, ma'am.
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We are the United States government.
We know what we're doing.
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Toxic spill. Run for your lives.
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Now, you're sure these shoes aren't
made with any animal byproducts.
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Not unless you've come across
a Naugahyde-asaurus lately.
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Good. Because
it's against my belief...
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...to upset the balance of nature
in any way.
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That's why I haven't washed my feet
since I converted.
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I hope I haven't offended you.
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You've got to have lunch
before you lose it.
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How come you always get
the normal people...
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...and I always get
the sideshow folk?
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Tell you what, Al,
the next one that walks in here...
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...you can watch me work.
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Hello, honey.
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My name is Griff.
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I own this mall.
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Yeah, did you notice his luxury
Geo Metro...
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...with the "Po Boy" vanity plates...
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...parked in the executive level Z?
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Hey, Dad?
Listen, we just got a call from Mom.
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Well, don't blame me,
I didn't give her the number.
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Well, we have some good news
and we have some bad news.
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There was a train wreck,
but Mom's okay.
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So, what's the good news?
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She wants you to pick her up
at 1 a.m...
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...which is in the morning,
but I'm not sure what time.
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Well, for you, that would be
five guys past midnight.
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Come to think of it,
we do have some garter belts.
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But I'll have to take you in the back
for a fitting.
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Isn't it dark back there?
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Why, yes, I believe it is.
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Okay, Erik and Lyle...
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...what else have you got
to put me out of my misery?
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Well, I just got another acting job.
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Khalil's False Eye Emporium...
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...is shooting their commercial
for their Peter Falk birthday sale.
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And they want me
to be their wink-wink girl.
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You must be very proud.
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I'll say. This could be the springboard
to my own sitcom on Fox.
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Well, usually that comes
before the Khalil eye job.
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Anyway, I just need $100
for wardrobe and makeup.
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-I promise I'll pay you back.
-All right.
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Just buy me a nice headstone.
We'll call it even.
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You got it, big guy.
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We're not going to buy him
a headstone, are we?
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No. Mom already sold him
to that medical school in Mexico.
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So how's that garter belt
working out?
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I can't tell. There's no mirror in here.
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00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,838
Well, that's why
I brought this Polaroid.
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00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,277
Well, the wife's away
and the kids are gone.
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There's no one here to annoy me.
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-Al Bundy.
-No.
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Did you banish this woman and
her child from your store yesterday?
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I did.
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How dare you deny her
her God-given right to nurse her baby...
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...whenever Mother Nature calls.
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Breast-feeding
is a natural biological function.
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So is peeing, but you don't see me
doing that in public.
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00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:43,076
Well, the last time I looked,
the side of my garage was in public.
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Marcie.
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You may have noticed
that this is a place of business.
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Are you going to allow this woman
to nurse or not?
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Marcie, in the words
of your own people:
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"Cluck no."
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Then you leave me no choice.
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Left, right, left, right, left,
right, left, right, left, right.
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Company halt!
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Present babies.
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Express milk.
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We apologize
for our little toxic incident...
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...but feel free to keep
your souvenir decontamination suits...
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...and thank you for riding Am Train...
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...where we care
and we settle out of court.
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Do you mind if I sit down?
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Is that a pie you're carrying?
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-Yes, it is.
-Oh, park it, granny.
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Decontamination
sure takes a lot out of you.
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Not that the barium wasn't fun.
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Would you like to have a piece
of banana cream pie?
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Well, I'm on a diet...
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...but I'm sure bananas are on it.
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That'll be $50.
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Forget it. I'll just wait
until they serve dinner.
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All right.
Who ordered the kosher meal?
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Anyone? Anyone?
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Okay. Here's your 50 bucks.
Now give me.
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Have you got a fork?
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It'll cost you.
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Well, never mind.
I'll just eat it just like this.
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Attention, Am Train survivors.
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We seem to have run
into some minor difficulty.
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Have you got a napkin?
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Well, yes.
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Twenty dollars.
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Dad, I hate to bother you again, but--
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Well, there's a Kodak moment.
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So, what do you want, son?
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Mom wanted me to tell you
she was in another train wreck.
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Son, your mother is a train wreck.
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Now, as you can see,
I'm busy with suckle-palooza here.
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Is there any part of your story
that's of interest to me?
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Just that Mom's coming in at 3 a.m.,
and she expects you to be there.
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See you.
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Well, the train station at 3 a.m.
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It'll just be me and Streisand picking up
our loved ones from Wanker County.
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So, Al. Now that you see
how serious we are...
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...are you ready to listen
to our demands?
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Not yet.
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Now I'm ready.
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Fine.
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Hit it, girls.
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We shall not, we shall not be moved
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Go ahead, sing.
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We shall not
We shall not be moved
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Sing and nurse, nurse and sing...
195
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...but mark my words,
you shall not win this one.
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Men will rally around me.
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They'll march through the shadow
of the valley of your immensity...
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...see the righteousness
of my cause.
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For men are trustworthy, loyal and--
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We shall not be moved
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We shall not
We shall not be moved
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We shall not
We shall not be moved
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We shall not
We shall not be--
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Jefferson, you little wuss.
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How could you do this
to your own breed?
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Marcie made me do it.
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She said she didn't have enough
women for her protest...
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...so it was either this or get a job.
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-Oh, how low.
-A job? I agree.
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Not that, J. Edgar-- Give me this doll.
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You know what I've a good mind
to do with this?
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Give it back to the little girl
I took it from?
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Exactly.
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There, sweetie. That's a good girl.
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Jefferson,
you know what this means?
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No, don't tell the guys.
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I couldn't take another night
of a thousand wedgies.
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All right, there's one way
you can buy my silence.
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That's cruel. That's horrible.
That's evil.
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I'll do it.
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Now that we've weeded
one traitor out of the ranks...
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...let's see if we have any more
Mrs. Doubtfires here.
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You're a woman.
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And you're a comet.
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One, two, three, four
We will breast-feed in your store
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One, two, three, four
We will breast-feed in your store
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Well, Bob, this is
Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardenal...
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...live at the mall, where the so-called
Chicago lactathon is still going strong.
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But yet, Mr. Bundy,
you seem strangely unmoved. Why so?
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Well...
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...Miranda.
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First of all, I know
that I'm on the side of good.
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And secondly...
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...I need the overtime.
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Nonetheless, I can see
that this protest...
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...has completely
paralyzed your business.
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I can see you've never shopped
in the store before.
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Be that as it may,
you can't let this go on forever.
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What do you plan to do?
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Well, all I can say is,
Al Bundy never says "die."
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00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:46,466
Well, he says "die,"
he just never does.
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If you'll just bring your cameras
this way...
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...you will see the master at work.
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Now, Marcie.
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00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,310
Before I unleash
my ultimate weapon...
246
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,948
...I'm going to be gracious and give you
and your Milk Duds there...
247
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,751
...a chance to hoof it on out of here.
248
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,519
What do you say?
249
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,522
No way, Old Smeller.
250
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:15,161
We have drawn our line in the sand
and we shall not be moved.
251
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,897
-Yeah!
-Fine.
252
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,700
If you want an all-out war...
253
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,136
...you've got one.
254
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,882
No Ma'am heavyweight division,
company halt.
255
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,417
Present...
256
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,885
...beer bellies!
257
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,698
Boogie down.
258
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,045
What the hell is going on here?
259
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,214
Counterprotest. We're dancing.
260
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,550
Hell, that ain't dancing.
261
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,851
This is dancing.
262
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,590
One, two, three, four
We will breast-feed in your store
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00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,659
One, two, three, four
We will....
264
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,671
Bud, wake up.
265
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,808
Oh, La Toya.
266
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,550
Did you foresee
our love in advance?
267
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,553
Bud, wake up.
268
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,788
You were dreaming again.
269
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,090
Was it the Judds?
270
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,961
No, the Jacksons.
271
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,664
It wasn't Tito, was it?
272
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,904
I'm afraid so.
273
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,909
He was just teaching me
how to dance.
274
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,614
Who cares. My commercial's coming
on for Khalil's False Eye-Emporium.
275
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,382
Hi, I'm Kelly for Khalil's--
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00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,185
We now bring you
this important news bulletin.
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00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,653
Just my luck.
278
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,523
Every time I get a commercial,
some stupid war breaks out...
279
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,092
...in some stupid country
I can't even pronounce.
280
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,528
That could be France.
281
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,198
I said "country."
282
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,470
One, two, three, four
We will breast-feed in your store
283
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,406
I'm Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal...
284
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,775
...still here at Gary's Shoe Store...
285
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,045
...because, quite frankly,
I have a mortgage to pay.
286
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,115
It's really anyone's guess
how this one will turn out.
287
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,351
But my guess is, since it is 4 a.m...
288
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,321
...you're either watching
Gilligan's Island or you're on it.
289
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,056
Another late-breaking story.
290
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,425
An unidentified woman
waiting for her husband...
291
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,427
...was chased
from the train station...
292
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,063
...by a gang of people
at 3 a.m. this morning.
293
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,934
But then again, this is Chicago,
so that's not really news.
294
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,636
Back to you, Miranda.
295
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,873
What kind of woman would hang out at
the train station at 3:00 in the morning?
296
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,728
Hi, kids. I'm home.
297
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,297
So where's your father?
298
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,568
-This better be good.
-Oh, it is.
299
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,571
One, two, three, four
We will breast-feed in your store
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