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Life with the wife out of town.
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Now, this is marriage.
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Forgot something.
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But now that things
are going so good...
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...I know what's going to happen.
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Dad.
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Dad, I need $700.
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No problem. We'll sell the house.
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Of course, we'll have to come up
with 500 bucks more.
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Dad, I'm serious.
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My entire academic career
depends on it.
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I wanna go to Oktoberfest
in Milwaukee with the fraternity.
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We're gonna ogle women
and eat sausages.
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Well, aside from the women and
sausages, you can do that right here.
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-Dad, everybody's going.
-Everybody's not going.
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I'm not going, Buck's not going
and you're not going.
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I don't care what anyone says.
I'm going.
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Now, son, there are other ways
of getting money without asking me.
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Yeah, but Mom's not here
and I don't have a body like Kelly's.
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I was talking about a job.
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Job?
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God, you look just like your mother
when you say that.
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Have you forgotten
that I'm in college?
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No, son, and I'm proud of you.
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But if you want money, you should do
what a wise man once said:
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"Get a job."
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Okay. Fine. Fine.
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But this, much like your honeymoon,
will come back to haunt you.
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Now, where were we?
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Hello, Peg.
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-Hello, Peg.
-How'd you know it was me, Al?
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I actually heard God laugh.
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Honey, I have great news.
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Mom has taken her first step
since her heart attack.
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Did you alert Tokyo?
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You know, she never liked you, Al.
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That's because I'm not cream-filled.
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Goodbye, Peg. Thanks for calling.
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-Al.
-What?
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Honey, now that Mom
is feeling better...
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...she wants to try to improve her
appearance.
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What about aluminum siding?
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No, Al.
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I wanna get her some of the nail polish
that she wants...
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...but I can't remember
what shade she likes.
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Chocolate?
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Honey, it's in the catalog
that she sent me.
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What catalog, Peg?
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It's called X.X.L.L.Bean.
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And I put it with the mail.
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Where is the mail, Gracie?
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Where it always is, Al. In the oven.
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You know, Peg, I hope there's
nothing important in here.
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Come on, Al, don't you know...
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...if there's something important,
I'm gonna to tell you.
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"Free tickets to the Chicago Bulls '91
playoff game."
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"Notice: Local drinking water
contamination."
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I thought you said there was
nothing important in here.
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You meant for you.
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-All right, I found the catalog.
-All right.
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Turn to page eight.
I've circled the nail polish.
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"Minimizing Red"?
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Oh, that's it.
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Thanks, Al.
Hey, you want me to put Mom on?
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Yeah.
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"Driver's license renewal notice.
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Send this form in 10 days...
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...and we'll automatically renew
your driver's license."
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Here's a second notice.
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"Send completed test within five days
or your driver's license will expire."
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Gee, here's the third.
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"When at a four-way stop,
who has the right of way?
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A, the guy on the left,
B, the guy on the right...
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...or C, the guy
not driving the Dodge?"
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Let me see that. It doesn't say that.
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It does say that.
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All right, next question,
"When towing a trailer--"
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Skip it!
They never ask trailer questions.
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If it's in the book,
it could be on the test.
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Test, test, test-- If it wasn't for Peg...
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...I wouldn't have to take the test.
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Expired driver's license.
Why can't a marriage license do that?
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Ask me the next question.
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-"What's your blind spot?"
-Two beers and a redhead.
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Could life suck enough?
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What's wrong, pumpkin?
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Look what they want me to wear
on my next Verminator commercial.
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It's just humiliating.
It's totally beneath me.
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I don't wanna do commercials
in a bikini.
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I wanna do films
where I'm totally naked...
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...or at least
with that "Hey, Vern" guy.
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Daddy, I'm afraid
if I keep doing this...
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...people are gonna think
that I'm all body and no....
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Mind?
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No, I don't mind, go ahead.
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I tried to talk to my boss about it...
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...but all he wanted to do
was buy me more drinks.
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Daddy, what should I do?
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I think what Al means is...
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...you have to be firm.
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When my boss orders me to do
something that I don't agree with...
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...I honestly say what I want
and then I threaten to quit.
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Well, then
what does Mrs. D'Arcy say?
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Usually, "Was that it?"
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But the point is that
you are the Verminator.
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You hold the cards.
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You have to demand that your employer
take you seriously or else.
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You're right. Thank you, Mr. D'Arcy.
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-My pleasure.
-Thanks, Daddy.
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-Is she gone?
-Yeah.
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-And the boy's gone, right?
-Yup.
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Thank God I only had sex
with Peg twice.
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Well, time to take my test.
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Hey, Al, aren't you gonna pack
a lunch for that long wait in line?
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No, because I had the foresight
to make an appointment.
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I spit on the line!
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I just arrive in country.
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Can I take test now?
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Of course.
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I just arrive in country.
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Can I take test now?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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You have an appointment.
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Al Boondy.
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-That's.... That's Bundy.
-Sorry.
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Anyway, Mr. Boondy,
you've made it to the written test.
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What language do you speak?
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Speak the same language
as everybody in this country.
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Oh, Spanish.
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I don't speak Spanish, you idiot!
I speak American.
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American?
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American. American....
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Here's one.
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Whoa, I hope you know a lot
about towing trailers.
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Congratulations, Mr. Boondy,
you've failed.
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Oh, come on, this is my third time.
Can't you just pass me?
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We are very serious
about who we give licenses to.
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Here's your new license.
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And here's yours.
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And here's yours.
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But all is not lost, Mr. Boondy.
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There still may be a license
with your name on it...
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...if you pass the driving test.
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A driving test, eh?
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I'll have you know, I've been driving
the mean streets of Chicago...
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...for 30 years, in the same mean car
with the same mean wife.
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So go ahead, give me your best shot.
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Show me the moron
who dare not pass me.
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Boondy? Al Boondy.
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Well, congratulations, Bud.
This looks like a great place to work.
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Oh, yes, Dad. You haven't lived
until you've given a driving test...
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...to a 97-year-old Lithuanian woman
who quaintly brought her--
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Who quaintly brought
her lucky cheese with her.
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The thrill of riding the expressway
at 17 miles an hour...
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...slamming on the brakes
for every single car that passes us.
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But the best part was high noon
in said un-air-conditioned car...
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...when both cheese
and woman ripened nicely.
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Oh, yeah, Dad.
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It's a great place to work.
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That's good. That's good, son.
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So why don't you just pass me
and I'll see you when you get home.
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Oh, I could do that...
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...but then I wouldn't be
doing my job now, would I?
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And you know
how important a job is, don't you?
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-You really gonna make me do this?
-As sure as your name is Boondy, fella.
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All right, you son
of a woman from Wanker.
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You wanna drive?
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Let's drive.
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Kelly, you sounded so upset
on the phone that we came right over.
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Well, we stopped
for a sandwich first...
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...and then we came right over.
What's wrong?
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No, I just wanted to thank you
for all your advice.
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I did what you told me to do.
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I marched into my boss's office,
I said, "I am the Verminator.
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I hold all the cards."
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You should have seen
the look on his face...
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...when he said those two words.
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-"I'm sorry"?
-"You're fired."
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I'm sorry.
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Fired?
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You dispensed job advice to her?
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You who thinks
a W2 is a bingo number?
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I know it's not a bingo number.
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It's that stuff you spray
on squeaky hinges, right?
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Well, life is certainly taking
an upward turn for me.
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I'm 23 years old, I have no money
and I'm still living at home.
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I'm kind of like Dad
with blond highlights.
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Do you realize that I have classmates
getting alimony from two ex-husbands?
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Kelly, I respect the fact
that you really wanna work...
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...unlike deadwood over here.
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Perhaps we can find something
at the bank to tide you over.
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Yeah, but I don't know
anything about high finance.
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I'll get to use my mind, right?
I won't be a showpiece.
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Trust me, Kelly.
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As a feminist and a leader
in the financial community...
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...I promise
you will not be window-dressing.
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Son, you know we've been driving
for about three hours now.
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Don't you think
we ought to head back soon?
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Five points off for complaining.
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How much do you mark down
for crushing in your face?
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Look, Mr. Boondy, this is my job...
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...and I am merely being a professional
civil servant and I've taken an oath.
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Hooters! Hooters! Stop the car!
Pull over! Pull over!
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I'm Heidi and I'm from Bavaria.
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Could you direct me
to the Oktoberfest in Milwaukee?
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Oh, yeah, this could happen.
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Get in, Heidi.
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We just happen to be going that way.
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By the way, Dad,
I'm taking off five more points.
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You should never
pick up hitchhikers.
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Now, look, son. I didn't say anything
when you told me...
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...to cut off that motorcycle gang
or told that lady cop...
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...to put them on the glass.
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But there's no way, no how,
I'm taking you...
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...and your Wiener schnitzel over there
to the Oktoberfest in Milwaukee.
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I had the best time. How about you?
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Oh, mein Schatzi, I do so appreciate
you and your chauffeur...
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...taking me to the Oktoberfest.
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How can I ever repay you?
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Oh, that's right, baby...
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...pretend like my pants are France
and invade me.
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There's a five-point deduction
for that.
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Hey, nice assets.
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Oh, good one, sir.
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That's even funnier
the 100th time I've heard it.
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-How's it going, Kelly?
-Fine.
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Great location for a bank.
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Right next to a bar.
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Well, that's how we got
the Kennedy account.
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Yeah, but I feel like some cheap slut.
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00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,850
Well, that's how we're hoping
to get the Clinton account.
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Besides, we all
have to start somewhere.
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Yeah, where did you start?
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Well, I'm different.
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I'm a college graduate with a double
major in business and economics.
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Hey, D'Arcy, time for my back rub.
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Coming.
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Excuse. Miss.
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No, you can't check out my assets.
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00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,112
No, you can't see
my prime interest rate...
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...and yes, there is a severe penalty
for early withdrawal.
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My name Achmed.
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I'm in big hurry
and car is still running. Here is note.
244
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,792
You must bring me this much money.
245
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:50,997
Right away, Mr. Med.
Or can I call you Ach?
246
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,033
Why don't you wait over there
and I'll get someone to help you.
247
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,835
A thousand thank you very muches.
248
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,471
-Now hurry, please!
-Okay.
249
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,207
Mrs. D'Arcy, I think
that man's gonna rob the bank.
250
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,710
He gave me this note.
Says he wants $50,000.
251
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,012
Now, let me handle this.
252
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,947
It's a very complicated procedure...
253
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,118
...requiring months
of intense robbery prevention training.
254
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,387
Bank robber! Bank robber! Help!
255
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,357
Get him! Get him!
256
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,030
I may even get a promotion
out of this.
257
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,932
What seems to be the trouble?
258
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,235
Just another robbery attempt
I was able to thwart, sir.
259
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,971
Well, good, because the son
of our largest depositor...
260
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,373
...is on his way in.
261
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,676
Now, his name
is Sheik Achmed Heb Abib.
262
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,147
He'll be making
a $50,000 withdrawal.
263
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,683
Please, don't hurt me.
Please, don't hurt me.
264
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,586
So I trust you'll give him
the VIP treatment.
265
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,657
I want him to remember
his banking experience here.
266
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,799
Oh, yes, sir, I'm sure he will.
267
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,210
Well, let's see how you did.
268
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:15,815
Apter score, 98, 99.... Wait a second.
269
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,784
That's my score.
270
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,888
We had a good time. Well--
271
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,725
You had a good time,
mine pretty much blew chunks, but....
272
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,362
I'd like to remind you,
while you're figuring out my score...
273
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,865
...that if I don't get my driver's
license that means I can't drive.
274
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,035
If I can't drive
that means I can't go to work.
275
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,340
If I can't go to work
that means I'll have to stay home...
276
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,877
...and I'll be home all the time.
277
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,247
Day and night.
278
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,550
When you bring your dates over...
279
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,953
...I will be in my underwear.
280
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,560
You know the underwear,
don't you, son?
281
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,695
Not the ones that read:
282
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,331
"If you lived here,
you'd be home now"?
283
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:11,537
And I'll be clipping my toenails
and eating Cheez Whiz out of the can.
284
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,173
Now, let me ask you, son.
285
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,843
How did I do?
286
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,253
-You passed.
-Oh, goody.
287
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,923
Thanks, son.
And you did a nice job too.
288
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,393
Of course, you have a nice job.
289
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,862
Well, anybody would
compared to me.
290
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:39,565
Is there anybody
with a worse job than mine?
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