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Hi. I'm Billy Ray Wetnapp
for Pest Boys Extermination.
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And I'm Kelly, your friendly
neighborhood Verminator.
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And if you're like me...
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...there's nothing you love more
than a good old-fashion cookout.
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But if there's one thing
that fries my frankfurter...
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...it's sharing my buns
with a bunch of pesky insects.
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Well, if bugs are making you sizzle...
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...just pick up a can
of our newest insect repellent...
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...Pure-T-Poison.
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And to demonstrate
just how effective it is...
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...we've sprayed the Verminator's
left arm with it...
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...and if she wants her paycheck,
she'll have to stick that left arm...
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...into this cage of ravenous
Samoan dragon beetles and take it.
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-Left?
-Right.
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Got you.
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Boy, I tell you, I'd rather
have my ass caned in Singapore...
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...than get bit by one of them.
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Somebody shoot me!
Shoot me, please!
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It's Manny, me and Ma
here at Pest Boys, where our motto is:
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"The only good bugs
is named Bunny."
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Although, we'd kill him too
if you paid us.
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"Left? Right. Got you"?
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You know, if you were any dumber,
my IQ would go down.
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Bud, spare me your icky boy opinions
and let's get back to the side effects.
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Look, all it says...
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...is that Samoans use these beetles
to make a kind of truth serum.
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Truth serum?
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Yeah, you know,
it makes it impossible for you to lie.
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For instance, if someone was to ask
you, "How much is two plus two?"
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Now, you would have to be honest
and answer:
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I may insult you back,
but deep down inside...
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...I envy your intelligence
and hope you can't see through me.
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Well, this could certainly be fun.
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What am I gonna do?
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-Hello?
-Hi, Bud.
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Hi, Mom. How's everything
in Wanker County?
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Oh, fine.
Grandma's doing much better.
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It was just a mild heart attack,
but it took us all by surprise.
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Oh, please.
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Jupiter's got moons that weigh less
than she does.
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By the way, Mom, Kelly's been
real anxious to talk to you.
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Yeah. Hold on a second.
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-No, I don't wanna-- I don't wanna talk--
-Take the phone!
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-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, sweetheart.
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-How is everyone?
-All right, I guess.
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Dad's at the shoe store
and Bud is holding his own.
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-And how are you?
-Well, fine.
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Especially considering
what a horrible role model you were.
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But then again...
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...you were too busy watching TV
and dyeing your hair, so--
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I'll see you in a few weeks, Mom.
Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Those stupid beetles have
me telling the truth to my own mother.
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That is a squaw
that stroked the camel's sack.
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Why can't I have a job I love
like everybody else?
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Oh, God, I hate my job.
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-Hey, Al?
-I'm back here, Jefferson!
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Oh, hey, Al. What are you doing?
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I'm doing some inventory.
What's going on with you?
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Oh, Marcy's in another one
of her foul moods. PMS.
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-You know, post-MasterCard syndrome.
-Yeah, I know.
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I mean, she can charge anything
any time she wants...
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...but let me buy one stinking
ivory-inlaid pool table....
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Oh, well. You wanna come over...
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...see what the limit on a Platinum card
looks like before they haul it away?
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No, to tell you the truth, I'm looking
forward to a great night of sex.
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-I thought Peggy was out of town.
-She is, that's what makes it so good.
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Good one.
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Do me a favor, hand me that box
of sandals over there, would you?
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Oh, sure.
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Hey, you know, maybe Marcy
could use a pair of sandals--
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Hey!
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-Jefferson, are you okay?
-I think I got whiplash.
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I don't have no insurance.
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Well, then I don't have whiplash.
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Now, wait a second, Al--
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Wait a second. There's a bunch
of boxes back here, Al.
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-Give me a hand.
-Move them over here.
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-Check this out.
-Man. What the hell?
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Hey, Jefferson,
maybe this is Al Capone's treasure.
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Why would Al Capone hide his treasure
in the wall of a women's shoe store?
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Maybe he was dating
J. Edgar Hoover.
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Come on, let's get this stuff outside.
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It's pretty heavy.
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Oh, please let it be money.
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It's gotta be money.
I know it's money.
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-I know it, I know it, I know it--
-It's shoes.
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I knew it.
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Shoes. Al, what kind of numskull
would hide shoes in a shoe store?
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Me.
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I didn't like doing inventory
in the '70s either.
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The '70s.
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The clothes, the shoes, the music.
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Boy, did they suck.
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Come on,
help me wall this stuff back up.
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Oh, no, no, no. Wait a second, Al.
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Don't you know what's going on
in the world?
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Oh, look at me, Jefferson.
You know that I don't.
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Al, '70s fashions
are back in style now.
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These shoes, my friend,
are worth a lot of money.
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Yeah, right. These shoes cost
less than 20 bucks back then.
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I know those shoes.
They were called Foxy Ladies.
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I'll give you $200 for those.
Who do I pay?
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Oh, yeah.
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Jefferson, 100 bucks each.
You know what this means?
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You have to put great sex off
for some other night?
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Put it off?
Hell, I'm having it right now.
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Hi, I'm Terry Murphy
with What's Hip in Chicago.
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And today I'm standing
in what used to be called...
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...Gary's Shoes and Accessories,
but thanks to the genius of one man--
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That's-- That's two men.
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Two men.
--the hip, the trendy and pathetic...
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...are flocking
to Al Bundy's House of Sole.
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And now I'd like you to meet
the shoe guru himself...
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...Mr. Al Bundy.
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Four touchdowns in one game,
you say?
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My, isn't that something?
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But for the few viewers we have left,
Mr. Bundy...
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...what inspired you to create
this environment?
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Well, you see, Terr--
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You don't mind if I call you Terr,
do you?
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Yes, I mind.
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Oh, well, you see, Terr,
I think that the--
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I think the '70s symbolizes
the very best in America.
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Take The Avengers, the Shelby Cobra,
"Bad Moon Rising."
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That was the '60s.
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Well, take Miami Vice, the DeLorean,
"Ebony and Ivory."
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That was the '80s.
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Well, what happened in the '70s?
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The Ford Pinto, Diff'rent Strokes
and Billy Beer.
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This is Terry Murphy
for What's Hip in Chicago...
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...wishing I were Terry Murphy
for What's Hip in L.A.
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Diff'rent Strokes, really?
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Back to you, Bob. Cut.
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Well, Dad, as near as I can count...
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...you got 30 crates back there
with 10 pair of shoes per crate.
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Oh, man.
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That's 30 times something shoes.
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That's exactly what Kelly said.
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Right after, she said
your lack of parental guidance...
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...was directly responsible
for her low self-esteem...
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...and has colored her relationship
with all men.
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Oh, and your feet stink.
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But she's still gonna model for me,
isn't she?
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-Yeah.
-Then what are you bothering me for?
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Go count some shoes.
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Hey, Al.
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We've cleared over 5 grand
today already.
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And the more we raise the price,
the more they want them.
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Oh, man.
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-Oh, women are idiots.
-Yeah.
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-You gotta love them.
-Yeah.
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I gotta have some.
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Not now, Marcy, I'm working.
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Not you, a pair of these shoes.
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Do you know what I was doing the last
time I was wearing shoes like these?
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Inspiring Helen Reddy to write
her new song "I Am Poultry"?
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Sitting with my friends
in a room full of incense...
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...singing protest songs
like "Who'll Stop the Rain"...
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..."Everyday People,"
"Kung Fu Fighting."
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Our generation wasn't hung up
on material things.
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-Do you have these in a nine?
-Give me those, they're mine!
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Hey. Hey, now. Whoa, now.
Ladies. Ladie--
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Now, my little super freak.
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Now, there's a lot more
where this came from.
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Kelly, a pair of Honey Wests, please.
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Kelly, those shoes are so far-out.
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They're trippy, they're groovy,
they're uptight, out of sight.
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What do you think?
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-Truthfully?
-Of course.
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Well, since you asked, I think that
there's nothing more pathetic...
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...than trying to relive your glory days
through your feet.
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Much like your hairstyle, Mrs. D'Arcy,
the '70s are history.
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It's just you
and Alvin the Chipmunk now.
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At least he has a pleasant voice.
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You'll have to forgive Kelly
for that Alvin crack.
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Personally, I think your voice
sounds like Simon.
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So, what are you gonna do
with your share, Al?
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I always said
if I came into a little money...
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...I'd spread it around the community.
You know, give a little to charity.
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Of course, I just said that.
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Yeah, I'll probably spend it all
on hookers and booze.
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Or her.
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Al. Al, that's Dominique...
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...the highest-paid lingerie model
in the world.
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Page 36, Soft and Slinky catalog.
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The plum-Lycra teddy?
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I didn't recognize her
not straddling a cannon.
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-Hi. Can somebody help me?
-Yes.
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My name is Al Bundy,
and I was born to rock your world.
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Well, that answered
none of my questions.
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I'm booked to appear on a TV special
this weekend...
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...and I need some really funky shoes
to wear.
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This is where you talk.
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Oh, shoes? Oh, we got shoes.
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Yeah, here's some shoes.
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Oh, I like these.
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-How much?
-For what?
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-Oh, shoes?
-The shoes.
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Oh, we got shoes.
Here's some shoes.
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How much?
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Well, for you I could probably
let them go for--
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Free.
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I wouldn't feel comfortable
just taking them.
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No. I wouldn't feel comfortable
just giving them to you.
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No, no, they're yours...
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...providing, when you're on the show,
you mention where you got them.
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That sounds fair.
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You know, that's very, very kind of you.
I'll do it. Al Bundy's House of Sole.
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Yeah, where the shoes are free
and the salesmen are morons.
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What the hell did you do that for?
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Al, it's a plug on network television.
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Network, it means the whole country.
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Not if it's NBC.
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Look, Al, don't you see?
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If she mentions the name of the store
on TV...
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...we can sell these shoes
for anything we want.
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This could be the biggest thing
that ever happened to you.
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Bigger than high school football?
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Even bigger than that.
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God.
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-Dad, you're out of shoes.
-Of course.
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-Are you sure about this, Bud?
-What do I look like, an idiot?
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You're still out of shoes.
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And you still look like an idiot.
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All right, no problem.
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Now, there's gotta be dozens
of shoemakers in the phone book.
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We'll just-- We'll call one,
have him copy the shoes we have...
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...and we'll say they're authentic.
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Jefferson, won't making
all these new shoes...
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...cost more money
than we already have?
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No sweat.
We'll refinance your house.
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Yeah, that should be easy
to get a sixth.
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I gotta hand it to you, Jefferson...
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...these knockoffs look just like
the originals.
236
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:56,000
Well, if you want the best,
you've gotta go to the best.
237
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,834
If it wouldn't be too much trouble
for thee...
238
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:05,066
...might I have a little
air conditioning?
239
00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:13,700
No, thee may "noot."
240
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:19,367
Now, any more complaints out of you,
I'm gonna have your buckboard towed.
241
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,500
Now, get back in there to work.
242
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,300
Please, I gotta have these.
How much?
243
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,800
Oh, we don't know yet, ma'am.
244
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:28,433
The price won't be fixed
for a few more minutes.
245
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,900
All right, ladies, it's shoe time.
246
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Excuse me.
247
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Live at the Kennedy Center...
248
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:45,400
...welcome to Fox's first annual
Lingerie Award.
249
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:50,066
And here's our host, Dominique.
250
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,834
Not the body, you idiots, the shoes.
Show the shoes.
251
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,667
Before I present the first award...
252
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...I'd like to thank a very special man
who has shoed my world.
253
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,600
-We're rich.
-Goodbye, Peg.
254
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,467
Hello, everybody else.
255
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,967
These shoes were a special gift...
256
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:15,166
...given to me by Al Bundy
of Al Bundy's House of Sole.
257
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,166
-Yes!
-Yes!
258
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,500
Methinks the price be fixed now.
259
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,467
And now, for the category
of Best Supporting Bra...
260
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,867
...in a comedy, musical
or news special--
261
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,967
Oh, my God, Dominique just fell
into the orchestra pit.
262
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,600
Ladies and gentlemen...
263
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:40,533
...the heel of Dominique's shoe
has fallen off.
264
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,400
It appears she has,
at the very least...
265
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:48,567
...broken her leg in one, two,
three places.
266
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,867
Hello, Peg.
267
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,533
Goodbye, everybody else.
268
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,367
And it's all because
of one shoddy shoe...
269
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,834
...from Al Bundy's House of Sole.
270
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,867
You know,
why don't they just spell it?
271
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:08,600
That's A-L B-U-N-D-Y apostrophe S
House of Sole.
272
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,233
Serving number one.
Serving-- Serving number two.
273
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:19,567
Serving-- Serving three through 99.
274
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:24,066
Serving life
without the possibility of parole!
275
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,567
So it is true that one of thy shoes...
276
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:30,467
...hast broken the leg
of fabulous supermodel Dominique?
277
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,800
Afraid so.
278
00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:35,100
Thou art waist-deep
in the big muddy.
279
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:39,266
Waist-deep and upside down.
280
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:42,133
Go raise a barn, Hiram.
281
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,433
Well, listen, Al...
282
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:50,333
...if there's anything I can do,
you just name it.
283
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,800
-Well, Jefferson, you--
-See you.
284
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,967
Well, I guess there's nothing
left to do....
285
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,900
...but close up.
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