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I'm so excited because this video tape on Coliseum Video is called Global Warfare, man.

You know what?

And who knows more about Global Warfare than Jimmy Hart to the South because after all,

for nine years in the World Wrestling Federation, I've managed some of the meanest, baddest

guys that ever came down the pipe, man.

But you know, on this video, it's going to be kind of special because we've got some

great matches, but I'm going to be talking to you about music.

how to write a lot of the music, that some of the rasters go to the ring too.

You know, on this tape you've got the Undertaker. He's taking on Big Oyo Kazuna.

You've got, uh, also the Steiner Brothers, when they take on a couple of guys I used to manage,

Money Incorporated. And of course, last but definitely not least, you've got Sean Michaels

taking on Crush. You know, I like these two guys because after all, who wrote their songs?

The mouth of the South Jimmy Art. You know, you've got Crush. He's big, bad, rough, and tough,

and hard to bluff. He's full of energy, man. And his song is a little head banger, high metal

You know, he's a good wrestler and he's cool, he's cocky and thinks he's kind of bad, but I hope you dig his song.

But like I said, this is called Global Warfare. Stick around with me, man, because after all, I was a singer in the Gentries.

Man, we had a million-seller called Keep On Dancing back in 1960. Woo!

But I'll not tell you what year that came out, because then you know what Jimmy Hart's age is, man.

But hope you like it. We're going to get ready to rock and roll and have a good time.

Global Warfare on, kind of see a video, baby.

The Highbreak Candidate.

And he's also the champion.

That's right.

Resty just Intercontinental Champion,

certainly is an active champion.

Can't say that this guy ducks as opponents

because he's certainly been one of the most competitive

Intercontinental Champions in recent memory.

Can you imagine the travesty of justice?

If Crush was allowed or something should happen where he would win the WWF

Intercontinental title, take the title back to Hawaii and

pawn it for a case of Pineapple Juice.

I think that could happen.

I know it could happen.

Look at these colors come through that curtain right now.

You're looking at it, not a challenger.

You're looking at number one contender, a big man from Kota, Hawaii.

And these people appreciate his-

You could be looking at the next intercontinental champion

Well, that's what I heard

As we have documented, one of the strongest ever to compete in the World Wrestling Federation and it will be his size and his power against the speed and

quickness of the Intercontinental Champion.

Certainly two diverse wrestling styles here.

I've done that much on the bench.

Pardon me?

I did that much on the bench.

You lifted 600 pounds.

Well, I lifted three twice.

No, you lifted three pounds.

Something like that, it was all day though, I was there all day.

Well, you were there all year.

It was a while, but I got the job done.

You're famous for those 12 ounce curls, I understand.

I usually hire someone to do it for me.

That's your way, Colin O'Botton, look at the size difference, and already the power.

I'll give Shawn Michaels credit, he went right at Crush.

He did, pot of toe.

Tried to push him back, that didn't happen.

But see, he doesn't have to beat Crush.

Crush has to beat him to become champion.

All he's gonna do is last.

Shawn Michaels chewing gum during this match.

Is he cool or what?

That's dangerous.

I think he's cool trying to body slam there, but to know a bail and press issues the power again

Michael's away on the streets of Hawaii. They call that pipe

Well, he told they don't have streets. It's just a dirt road

And they have a kind of a multi-colored goose there in the corner. Well, I'm up for this man. This should be a clay

Andy Davis, a referee for the Central Continental Championship matchup.

Side headlocked by Shawn Michaels, it would behoove him to get the big man off his feet.

And again, Crush with a power display easily sets the champion up on the top turnbuckle.

Whoa, good thinking, Shawn Michaels.

See if Crush stays with the power aspect.

and forgets about wrestling him or trying to outsmart him, he could win it.

He's just got to go out there and maul Sean Michael.

No, I just agree with you Bobby Heaton because we got a guy crush who's not only

picking strong but he's smart and fast too.

But he's not as fast as Shawn Michaels, and he's not as smart as Shawn Michaels.

But he is bigger and stronger than Shawn Michaels.

That's why he should rely on his strength and size.

Well, I'm just saying that the speed factor is not as dominant in Shawn Michaels'

corner as it would be with Shawn Michaels and somebody else.

Like you'll go do that.

Plus, you can run.

You're right.

It's what I'm talking about.

Great agility and Michael's very quickly knew he had to free himself

He had to get out of the bear hug and he did it by poking big crush right in the eye. Don't forget the crush is quick

very quick

Michael's takes a big crush to the top turnbuckle there

Irish whip that's gonna be reversed and crushes Michael's in Michael's able to avoid the contact

Crush could not connect with the clothesline

And it catches Michael's bow.

What a back break.

Awesome, and that could be the move that pinned Shawn Michaels.

He's lucky he went out of the ring.

I don't think he had a choice.

Come on.

What's that?

My momentum took him.

When he bounced off that knee, he hit the mat and just kept rolling like stage brush.

I agree with you, but all I'm saying right now,

he could have pinned Shawn Michaels right there if he would have stayed in the ring.

Michael's lower back, taking the pounding there.

He came back in momentarily to break the count.

Brush is gonna come around the ring to get him back in.

He knows Shawn Michaels hurt.

And he knows he can't win the championship unless it's a pinfall or

submission, but Michaels is there to meet him.

Michaels is shrewd, he's a smart customer.

Keep him down, he's gotta keep him down, he didn't do that.

Shawn Michaels is tough, don't anybody think any different?

Lowe's line did not affect the big man.

He doesn't know that he didn't go down though.

Look at Shawn Michaels right now.

This may be the time for Crush.

Crush, military pressing.

Shawn Michaels extending the arms.

You believe the strength of the man from Poto.

No, no, no, no, no, no, he's gonna heave him into the people.

If he throws him over the top, Michaels may never be the same.

Course that.

Look at the strength of this man.

Look at the strength of the challenger, slams him from that military press position.

And again, the lower back of Shawn Michaels, taking a pounding, and

he's catapulted over the top rope, right on the way out to the steel.

Now, Michaels is what, 240, 245?

He just walked around and did bench, military presses with a 240-pound man.

For how long?

Two, three, four minutes, try that sometime.

This guy might be the strongest guy ever in the sport of the World Wrestling Federation.

Some people say he doesn't know his own strength yet.

I might try it with some fish and chips or something, but a human body, no way, pal.

Well, you can find that here, all you'll want.

Macho Man Randy Savage made a very, very good point.

Crush is a very intelligent athlete.

He knows he can only win the Intercontinental title by getting this guy in the ring,

and that's what he's doing.

Michaels would love to be counted out.

You gotta believe any way to save his championship, whatever he's gotta do.

And if you notice Crush, he's fighting all the time to get up on his feet.

He's got a game plan.

Crush a little overzealous there and Michael's able to move out of the way and he buried his knee into the lower back

Crush sending crush out of the ring and I'm surprised that Michael's is coming out after him ran. He's an opportunist

Why wouldn't the champion just stay back in the ring and

hope that perhaps this big monster would be counted out?

Because he does not bring like that.

He's a fighting champion.

He's got to learn that though.

That way he'll keep the-

Wow!

That was like a correct right there.

Talk about being rear-ended.

Man, his hand just smacked that solid steel ring post.

It even shook the ring ropes, it was so much impact.

Is this?

Shawn Michaels got a lot of respect for Crush, obviously,

He knew that he just couldn't be counted out for what he did to him before.

He's on him like nothing but.

But I don't like what Michaels is doing.

He's taking it to Crush.

He should lay back, but Crush make a mistake, get disqualified,

get counted out, something happens.

I'll tell you what, Shawn Michaels taking it right to him.

This could, Crush could take it away from him just like that.

Michaels again stomping Crush in the back of the head on the apron here.

And a great deal of trouble, obviously.

And he's trying to shake it loose here after striking violently the ring post with his forehead.

I disagree with you, Bobby.

You know, I think Shawn Michaels is doing the right thing.

He's staying on the crush.

He doesn't know if he's going to get the big man down ever again.

And he's taking it to him big time.

Well, now, yes, I agree with you on that, but before they're both in the ring standing toe-to-toe.

He's got to get out of that ring, make crush follow you, make a mistake. You can do it. The guy's not a bright guy.

Crush back in the ring and Michaels there to all the second rope poise comes off.

That's Sledgehammer like low back up there again.

The Intercontinental Champion with his belt on the line in this one-on-one matchup.

Attempting to put Crush away.

Hey, we're going to the top rope right here.

Up on top and he hit him again.

That's the third time that's Sledgehammer.

He can't keep him down though.

Look at this, Crush keeps getting up.

This time it's the elbow.

He's down.

Right off the second rope.

Michael's just can't believe it, he can't keep this big man down.

Front face lock into a DDT.

I smell pineapple juice.

He going for the lateral press.

It crushes that great strength and powers out of it as

Michael's desperately latches on with a reverse chin lock.

Crush is showing me something right here.

He's showing me that he wants it big time bad.

And he may get it.

Michael's trying to subdue this big man from Kona, Hawaii, six feet seven, three hundred fifteen pounds.

And this is one way to negate his strength advantage in this particular position.

The big key is, how long can he keep him there?

Hard to keep him down, I'll tell you that.

I wouldn't want that job.

Well, both men back up to a vertical base.

And Michael's trying that super kick, and Krush had it well scouted.

And Cole and Pauly.

Talk about quick swoon.

Wow.

What's strong, Bobby Heaton, what do you think about Krush now?

That's something.

He's impressive, he is.

Kick right to the face, Michael's again in trouble.

That was a big foot.

Come on, follow it up.

If you want it, let's see how bad you'll want it.

Run face lock, has him up, vertical suplex, the blood rushing to Michael's head.

As he slams in that suplex.

Shawn Michaels now in a great deal of jeopardy, the leg drop to the chest.

But he's not covering him, you see?

That's why he's dumb, that's why he's stupid.

Don't rely on that one finishing maneuver, now the man's escaped yet.

He makes a decent point there macho man right there good point right there

You know like a hindsight, but when he said what it was happening

Michael's got a big break when Christ didn't follow up depending predicament with that

The bell is sounding I'm not sure if Michael's or both men have been counted out

But Crush is bringing the Intercontinental Champion back in the ring.

Apparently this championship match is over, but what is the official decision?

Irish whip coming right at us here, and Crush buckles around the tour of the islands

and back breaks him right into submission.

This is Global Warfare at its best.

He's got it out of him, the match is over, isn't it?

We hear the bell, maybe not, maybe we got a new Intercontinental Champion.

Referee Danny Davis has called for the bell.

He's trying to get crushed to relinquish this painful maneuver.

Come on, Ref, I can hurt him.

Grab the belt, Crush.

We are awaiting the official announcement.

No, did he do it?

Yes.

Crush has the belt.

A new champion.

But we're gonna get the official word, I'm not sure what's going on here.

This can't be.

It's not a result of a turnout for Russ.

Uh-oh, uh-oh.

The title does not change hands.

This 14,000 plus looking on crush has won the match but he will not win the

intercontinental championship on this occasion but you certainly couldn't tell

who the champion is by the looks of Shawn Michaels would I call highway

robbery that's kind of like going out with a girl like going out with an ugly

girl you may have to tell me to do many good you're certainly an expert in that

area you bet

I mean calling the action not ugly girls. What are you talking about? I saw you last night crush obviously distraught

Distraught myself you'd have been with me last night. You'd have been distraught all right

crash with a great effort

But my close retakes the intercontinental title. Oh, yeah

As the capacity crowd here in Paris looks on the action continues here on global

Glad you're with us here on Coliseum Video. Mr. Fuji will bring the 550-pound Yoko Zuna to the ring.

And this one should be a very intense one-on-one matchup.

As our French-speaking ring announcer makes his introduction.

Yoko Zuna did a big mistake. Obviously the English teacher in school was out that week

You see him at the airport other people were just flocking around him with cameras and everything

They've never seen a person this size here in France

At 550 he has got amazing balance great agility

certainly not just a

He's got some good quickness for a man his size and it will be interesting to see the reaction of this capacity crowd here in Paris

with the introduction of our next competitor.

And it looks as if there you see the old glory waving in the background and here comes

to Jim Hacksaw Duggan, you don't speak English there either.

Yokozuna standing very stoically in the ring.

Duggan's popularity certainly spans the globe.

That two by four is an international language as well.

It hurts on any continent.

You bet.

But notice how Yokozuna stays focused.

Never leaves the corner.

He could care what this clown does when walking around with a board.

Do what you want, Duggan, but this man stays focused.

He knows what he has to do in that ring.

Duggan threw a steel chair in the ring and Yoko Zinner didn't even move.

He's focused, he's ready to wrestle.

And Duggan's turning his back on Yoko Zinner and Fuji.

I don't know how smart that is, quite frankly.

Talk about conflicting styles, I think we got it here.

Yoko's sort of a sax on Jim Duggan.

Duggan has a big score to settle no doubt about it simply because his career was

almost ended at the hands of Yoko Zuna. Duggan put out a vaccine for several

months. His family wanted him to retire from the sport so he has got that

motivating factor. It's very simple. It's revenge. That's what's on his mind in this one.

Yeah but then they checked his resume and they figured out how he retired from the

WWF. All he could have done is probably picked up trash someplace and they

Duggan's an educated guy.

Come on.

Well, I think he's probably a little bit more diversified.

And referee Joe Morello needs to subdue Duggan specifically

with that two-by-four.

And then you'll have the responsibility

of keeping his eyes on Mr. Fuji, who

has been known to get involved on more than one occasion.

Can you believe what's happening right now?

Hacks on Jim Goode.

Duggan's got all these people in Paris yelling USA.

It's a great mark for his popularity.

Exactly.

Well, Doug and Reddy get the crowd involved.

He needs that he needs the human always behind him

He thrives off their energy when they chant USA when they give him the hoe

That's what gets him going but pal tell you something pal if you're gonna rely on these Ham and Eggers to get you're going

You're in trouble. Well Duggan's gonna start off quickly with big right hands

Those big ham like right hands finding their mark and dug in right up on the second rope here

Smacking Yoko Zuna with those rights. What a stay in the corner. How'd y'all keep you in the corner?

And Duggan now going for the two by four.

Now the ref should disqualify him right now.

Yoko Suna caught Duggan with that martial arts thrust and nails him again in

the mid-back area and again in the face.

Now someone watching this would say, what a cheap shot.

The referee's back was turned and he took advantage and cheap shot at Duggan.

What about Duggan carrying a board in the ring?

No one says anything about that.

I'm not saying it was a cheap shot.

I'm not even.

I was about ready to.

I was not.

You were too.

Duggan not now Duggan was over the second rope there in any event not who

Will you stop it?

I think he is watching a different match than we are.

He had too many crepes this morning and he's got enough of that stomach and

he's taking it out on everybody.

And look at-

One more punch will take your goes under the bed, I know it.

He's being reenacted and he's almost ready to fall.

This will be like the Eiffel Tower falling.

Another double thrust right to the face of Duggan.

I think I got him right in the eyes.

And that's hard to do, hit his eyes.

They're both moving in different directions.

Check out Fuji on the outside of the ring,

that he's proud of his Yokozuna, I guarantee you that.

Well, the Japanese are very proud people.

They have a lot of pride in themselves.

They can't lose face.

And they're very successful in business and leading this man,

the big Polynesian Yokozuna.

And this is, man, this is a brutal move right here.

Over 500 pounds on Duggan.

Right across the second ring rope.

What a big match this is, not just because there's two big guys in the ring.

This match right here will be heard all around the world when we have an outcome.

A lot of people looking forward to this one with Duggan looking for revenge.

This crowd here in Paris chanting USA, USA.

Duggan back up to a vertical base, catches Yoko coming in with a right hand.

And the left hand, Yoko Zuna is being staggered.

One more time, the 550 pounder being rocked by Duggan.

Duggan is hitting Yoko Zuna with everything he's got.

And Yoko cuts back with that Martian arts thrust and puts Duggan back down.

That might be the turning point of this match right here.

Duggan may be able to see now.

Wrestling's largest thigh right across the face of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

How big are those thighs, Bobby, hidden, would you say?

Let's put it this way.

Susan Summers would have to bring out 1,600 thigh masters just to get him down to normal size.

Speaking of Suzanne Summers, who was that young lady I saw you with last night?

Ronnie Anderson, why?

Just wondering.

Broke up another marriage, did you?

Well, we have been linked and we're romantically involved, but that's not true.

We're just good friends.

Duggan, certainly not good friends with his adversary here,

and this Yokozuna certainly would like to finish Duggan off.

Duggan is in a career threatening situation here in this encounter.

Uggen is having a lot of problems negotiating out of this bear hug.

Too dumb to quit, isn't he?

You're right about, what, no, he's-

Well, don't say that, Jimmy.

He won't quit.

Well, he's too dumb.

His IQ has nothing to do with it.

He's got guts.

Right.

I mean, when you're hurt, you say I quit.

Then the guy lets go of the hold.

You turn around, you get the board, and you'll waffle him.

That's how you win.

Yeah, but you don't get the winners' purse.

Yeah, but you don't have to quit.

With him, think you quit.

See, it's all using your brain.

You lie about it.

You lie about it.

You lie about it.

You lie your ears off.

I mean, that just shocks me that Bobby Heathen thinks that way.

I wouldn't, but there aren't people that do that.

I think I'm sitting next to one.

Ross doesn't cheat.

That's all, he's looking for some momentum with the people,

but I'll guarantee you, he should just do everything he can

to get out of there all the way.

He could be history.

In most cases, very, very effective, but he's in such a weakened state here.

Well, he's had the wrong battle plan.

He stood there and went toe-to-toe with Yokozuna.

And Duggan can't knock just about any man out.

But if you want to win this match, you got to get Yokozuna down, tire him out,

have a look for that shell answer, man, and make him run out of gas.

Duggan almost with a far, far away look on his eyes.

Yeah, that's what happens when the ear eats your body.

And it's gone.

He's just about out of it.

Looks like he's almost unconscious.

He's passed the long shot right now.

You got Yokozuna with the upper hand.

I'm not saying it's hopeless, but I'm saying that we haven't got much of a chance.

He's gonna jab that thumb right in the eye.

That's what you gotta do.

I would.

Oh, he's biting him.

That'll work.

He's biting Yokozuna in the face, and Yokozuna relinquished the bear hug.

Now, Duggan will get a chance to at least get some more oxygen back into his lungs.

Duggan will probably be hungry in an hour.

The chop, you can hear that one.

Marshal Archer's shot by Yoko Zuna.

Iris from Duggan to this corner.

Here we go.

He hits it, it's over.

Duggan able to move out of the way.

Yoko Zuna moved the ring when he struck the corner.

And again, a close line by Duggan.

He's back down.

He's leaning again.

Another one.

Additional momentum.

Caught him, Yoko Zuna.

Duggan can't believe it, he's still not got the big man off his feet.

One more time, Duggan comes, and come in with the goggles.

Look at these people.

Duggan finally takes the 550 pounder off his feet, and now the big man.

Three points there.

Fuji tripped him there, Fuji grabs the foot, and Yoko sit adjusting Cofduggan in the corner.

Another martial arts thrust there, Fuji able to distract Duggan momentarily.

This is scary.

And this is exactly how Duggan was put on the shelf the last time.

Up, up and away.

And there it is.

Oh, surprise, surprise, man, you got snuck up on me, man.

You know, two things that Jimmy Hart loves to do,

and that's listen to music,

and also watch my favorite Coliseum video,

wrestling tapes, you know.

Did that big ol' Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji Squash Hacksaw Jim Duggan, but let me tell you something

Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji, Jimmy Hart and the World Wrestling Federation Champion, five

times champion.

We're going to get our belt back and it's going to be six times.

Hulk Hogan is going to get it back before it's all over with, man.

But you know, everywhere I go, people say, you know, Jimmy Hart, I know you write a lot

of songs at the World Wrestling Federation.

He said, how do you do it?

Where do you get your inspiration?

Does it come to you in a car?

Does it come to you on a plane?

Does it come to you while you're at ringside?

You know, just the other day, the Huxter myself, we were going to Boston, Manning.

I was on a plane and I had this great idea for a song, and I didn't have anything to

write on it, so I pulled out of my briefcase my trusty Huxter pen and pencil set, Manning.

And I couldn't find any paper, and I saw the bark bag in front of me, and I said, I can't

write it on that.

That might be too icky gooey.

And all of a sudden, I reached in my briefcase, and I pulled out a Huxter picture, and right

on the back of my picture, I wrote down the words to a brand new song that Jimmy Hart

is putting together.

month or two, you'll be able to hear it in the World Wrestling Federation.

But you know what?

I love Coliseum video stuff, man, especially when I'm on it.

But you know what?

I'm going to watch it right now.

I'm fixing to watch a match right now that's Money Incorporated.

A couple of guys I used to manage when they take on the Steiner Brothers, man.

Can you dig this?

Tremendous crowd on hand here in Barcelona, Spain for this WWF Tag Team Championship matchup.

The champions, Money Incorporated, Ted DiBiase and IRS making their way to the ring.

And you can see this phenomenal crowd that have gathered here to see this championship event.

And Ross, Bobby the Brain Heated, and the one and only Macho Man,

Randy Savage here with your Global Warfare.

Thanks for being with us here on Coliseum Video.

We are in Barcelona, Spain.

Thank you.

Barcelona.

Barcelona.

Barcelona.

We're all having the referee for this event.

Most of the tax cheats found in Spain are found right here in Barcelona.

And how does he know that?

He's just a dream to know those things.

No, he doesn't have to have any facts to say anything.

And is there a point?

Do you think he just rattled?

At a combined weight of more than 110 pounds.

Check out these guys, the real deal from the University of Michigan.

Here are the challengers, Rick and Scott.

My brothers grew up in Bay City, Michigan,

and they certainly are a formidable pair.

They've been wrestling since their amateur day,

They have one thing on their mind, they said even as a kid,

they've always wanted to be a WWF tag team champ.

Three toughest years of their life, eighth grade.

Well, I'll pass those thoughts along.

To the Stiner brothers, have a little after school session with you, Brink.

Hey, listen, I think if these guys are able to get into the ring,

they can take the titles right here in Barcelona, yeah, yeah.

I'll tell you something about the Steiner lock. I like them. I'll tell you why they don't keep you in a hole for too long

They just pick you up and heave you through the air, but I don't really know how bright they are

They don't look real bright. He's wearing earmuffs. I

Don't think that's earmuffs brain. I think that's his from his amateur days in Michigan that headgear

You had to wear that in class. That's his ears. It's that cold up there, huh?

formed by the referee, if Money Incorporated does not give up the briefcase and

allow it to be taken back to the locker room.

They must forfeit the match.

And in addition, they must forfeit their champion titles.

Wow, what an announcement there.

What do you think about that, Bobby?

He didn't know, surprise, surprise.

A man has to beat you in the ring.

He just can't have a referee make a decision like that.

Uh-oh, look out.

Well, the Steiner Brothers in the ring nailing DBSC and IRS.

Remember, this one is for the WWF Tag Team Championship.

And Scotty Steiner takes the IRS over the top rope.

Look at this tremendous crowd that have gathered here.

The hottest ticket around the World Wrestling Federation.

See you, Amigo.

Global Warfare, aha, get ready.

Maybe we'll see a title change right now.

I wouldn't doubt it.

Could happen.

Stiner brothers being restrained somewhat by the official and

DBSC and IRS distance themselves. This is a cagey team these champions. They're always thinking especially of shortcuts

Have you noticed every country we've been to the fans have been different some are real vocal some like to just sit and watch every move

You're very observant. Well, I have to notice these things. That's why I'm a broadcast journalist. That's why they call you the brain. That's why

People start the rumble right here in Barcelona.

Side of the last Summer Olympic Games

for the Dream Team, won the gold medal in basketball,

among others.

Absolutely, for the USA.

Dibiasi with those short forearms

to the dog-faced gremlin Rick Steiner side headlock,

applied by Dibiasi.

Maybe I see jockeying for position is what I call it.

Yeah, to count on that waste lock.

It's not headlocked takeover in a near fall.

Hey, listen, it can happen on a side headlocked takeover.

I've seen it happen.

It's happened to me.

I've won a lot of matches with a side headlock.

Waste lock in a near fall there is.

Robbie Heaton beat his rubber duck.

I beg your pardon.

Never had a rubber duck.

Dibbiozzi again with that side head lock and trying to keep it very simple.

Good shoulder block by Dibbiozzi.

Dibbiozzi now far side using the ropes for more leverage.

Steiner's got a block there, waist lock, belly to belly suplex.

And he goes for the cover right here, one, two and a half.

Half away from new tag team champions, Armbar.

And Scott Steiner tags in his younger brother, Scott.

You know, they don't wait until they're in trouble to make a tag.

They're always constantly making tags.

That's a mark of a good team.

And also wrestling, and they're half of the ring,

and the Steiners do a great deal of that.

Nice takeover, buries a knee into the bicep.

Steiner brothers, they just didn't happen to come along

and find each other, they're a family.

Can you imagine some of the fights

they had in the backyard growing up?

Wow. You know that his parents are still married.

Siner's parents are still married.

Of course they are. I know they're parents. Very well.

You know why they never get divorced?

Nobody wanted custody of Scott and Rick.

What?

Macho man, that's not true. You know better than that as well.

That's not even a half truth.

You have jet lag again, brain?

No, I feel great.

Got a good night's sleep last night here in Barcelona.

The treat is great here.

We're where?

Barcelona. What do you think we were? Newark?

Look at these people watching, they're looking for a title switch, they're Fordosteiner brothers, I'm sure.

especially after I.R.S. made his little preamble.

It is interesting to see the different crowds here in this global warfare.

It's almost like watching some look at it in reverence, like you would watch tennis or another sport.

And we know that in the United Kingdom, like in Sheffield, the arena, people will just go bonkers.

It is one thing to share, there are no empty seats.

Speaking of Bobby, what are you doing, Bobby Heathens?

I'm doing just great, sensational.

Why would you even worry about how I'm doing?

I'm not.

Well, don't.

The action continues in the ring as we are looking over the shoulder here of this these throngs of folks here in Barcelona

They had a hard time understanding my dialect. I can't figure that out. Well, I have a hard time understanding it in the United States

To you talk like a hick Ross. Let's face it. You just talk like a hit

No, but take that corpones out of your mouth those hush puppies and speak

This is the worst cameraman I've ever seen I've been sitting here for ten minutes

Looking the back heads of the Ramon family and the low family who cares about them

I want to see some action in the ring. Well, you're saying you do a better job. He's had it

Well, he's right the cameraman's horrible. We almost saw him near fall, but we didn't miss the elbow

Did IRS they finally got the tag scott steiner tags in his brother Rick and the quaces the pace is quickening

I should say

I'll tell you what, you blink an eye around here and somebody can get beat.

The title could change.

And what kind of a replay will we have?

No, we wouldn't have one.

Now, we'll be seeing the Lopez family eat rice and beans.

That'll be, we'll be seeing.

You leave the Lopez family out of it because if they heard you say that,

they'd come over here and make you apologize in another language.

I don't apologize.

You should say you're sorry.

Scott Steiner, Ram, shoulder first into the turnbuckles there.

Irish whip, no, Scotty's gonna reverse it on IRS.

And IRS made a big time U-turn.

He held on to the rope, he knew that Steiner line had his name written all over it.

You know what that to catch ya.

And Scotty on the outside, that may be a mistake.

And IRS seems to have the advantage.

And Scott Steiner got him by the tie there.

No, he don't, that's his tongue.

It drapes him over the top ring rope.

What a tremendous move by Scotty Steiner.

Got Steiner lateral press.

Referee is putting the rips down back out of the ring.

Now that could have been a three count if the referee wasn't worried about

putting Rick Steiner out of the ring.

Maybe a tactical error by older brother Rick there.

Tactical error by the referee.

Stupidity on the Steiner's part is what it was.

Side headlock, they've kept this match very, very basic.

Now, either team really wanted to make a mistake because they know they can be

capitalized on it.

And Dibiyoshi trip, Scott Steiner.

Just momentarily.

And right there, IRS takes advantage of the situation.

Nelsen from behind, Dibiyoshi ramps Scotty face first into the ring steps.

And this crowd here getting a little hostile.

A style, horse style, any kind of style.

You're watching this break out into a big brawl type tag team match.

There's a lot of stake here, everybody wants to wear that gold at WWF tag team championship.

Dr. Far-Lag, lateral press and another near fall.

And now IRS and D.B.

Ossie really reaching their stride.

They're really.

Tagging with a great synchronization.

Where did Ted DiBiase just come from the ceiling, unhappily?

Right off the top rope.

Who knows, with the cameraman we got working for us.

I don't press, hooks a far leg.

I don't think these guys are full-time cameraman.

I think he used to drive the airport shuttle bus in Nashville.

DiBiase choking, and the referee admonishing one half of the WWF Tag Team Champions.

Again he's choking Scott Steiner trying to weaken this powerful young athlete by

taking his oxygen away from him.

Look at Erwin R. Scheister with a cheap shot.

Well they're a team, they can do that.

He didn't even get the tag.

Doesn't matter, they're a team, they can do that.

They rate their own rules, Jim Ross.

If you listen to Bobby Heenan, that's okay.

But it's not okay.

The world according to Heenan.

Well you used to write your own rules, Savage.

I'm gonna do the best seller.

That bell rang, you do whatever you wanted to.

I'm not an angel, I don't say that I am.

But it wasn't right when I did it, and it's not right when they're doing it.

I think it's okay.

IRS and Diviase make another tag.

They really gained an advantage here in this WWF tag team battle.

You can hear the crowd stomping.

They're not clapping, you're clapping their hands.

They're stomping with their feet.

Scott Steiner just about a half away from being pinned here by Dibbiasi.

Are those people stomping?

Is that that noise?

Or I thought those are flamingo dancers here at Barcelona.

They're stomping, all right, they see something they don't like.

It's not Jose Greco and his two sisters.

It's back at the Barcelona Hilton, I think.

Good move.

Dibbiasi just got introduced to the top turnbuckle.

And now let's see if Scott Steiner can make the tag.

That's what he needs to do.

He's headed in the right direction.

He's just not making very good time.

If I was Rick Steiner, I'd get on the other side of that turnbuckle,

so he can cut the distance.

Exactly.

And look at his arms not stretched out there.

He doesn't want it.

Why does he come around the ring to the other side of the ring?

Because he's from Michigan.

He's stupid.

Anybody going to University of Michigan get diploma?

There's the taggy, anyway.

He made the tag, and Rick Steiner fisting fire on DB.

Yes, he...

It's out of control now, the referee can't control them.

And from behind comes Shister, Nails, Rick Steiner.

Caught him from behind.

Tag Team Champions opening up, Divyasi trying to pile driver.

And Scottie thought he got him with the Steiner 9 off, the second rope,

one, two, and a net ball.

No, no, no.

Two count.

Give Divyasi credit, he kicked.

Cracker Jack, but no pride, gentlemen.

IRS saved the championship for money incorporated

by deliberately getting disqualified.

The Steiner brothers had it going.

They had to match one.

Scotty executed the Frankensteiner.

IRS saw it, and he certainly, that

was the deliberate disqualification.

The belt cannot change hands on a disqualification.

I would call that rather smart strategy, wouldn't you?

Never beat Money Incorporated, never.

Could have happened just now, could have happened.

Ladies and gentlemen, this win was the result of a disqualification.

The belts do not change hands.

Still, World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Money Incorporated.

Don't give them the belts, they don't deserve it.

That was a blue light special for Money Incorporated.

Like him or not, they're the champions.

Little Lake.

But they're the champions.

But Edel Lake.

And the Steiner brother says, hey, you want the belts?

Come get them.

You want the belts?

Come and get them.

I heard that, too.

And the referee trying to add a little bit of a long order

to the situation.

He's just doing his job.

He is, indeed, not a popular decision.

I think those guys need an audit, money.

what a challenge for Mr. Perfect as he will take on Sam Moog,

who is anxiously awaiting Perfect's arrival to the ring.

And the perfect must be concerned with the presence of Offa,

who will be at ringside.

We understand for this one.

You better concern yourself with Offa.

You better concern yourself with Sam Moog.

Mr. Perfect, you've got your hands full.

This could be a classic match-up right here my buddy's on mr. Perfect

That does that analogy certainly makes a great deal of sense. Well, I mean there's two minds working

They don't have minds that's nice, I'll talk to you said that just so often that he's been involved in a match or two without being scheduled

There you go close by the ring

Illegal interference interference is the key word here. What a what a crowd here on hand

Now this is gonna be something to see tomorrow you and I've told me

That him and Samu were gonna do later. You know what's right down the road here. Don't you sure would force?

They're going to go to Sherwin Forrest tomorrow and hunt.

That'll be interesting.

They'll hunt prior taught.

They don't care.

Whenever moved, they usually hang behind a tree.

Whenever walks by, they just rip the fur off.

Well, this is certainly the technical expertise

of that young man who will be tested in this one.

Another interesting but useless fact from the Weezer.

Jeffrey Joe Morello signed this contest.

Weezel, did you enjoy your accommodations last week?

last evening. Yes. Here in Sheffield. Had a lovely room at the hotel. Very lovely.

I'm not saying it was small, but I had to go in the hall to change my mind.

The mice were hunched back.

Dollar and elbow tie up, and neither man able to really gain an advantage here.

The feeling out process here in the early going,

Colorado bow tie up, and a perfect execution side headlock.

And Sam Moe can wrestle you, he'll get down in the sand with you.

Yes he can.

Good shoulder block by Mr. Perfect.

And both these men have great agility.

There you see Sam Moe showing a lot of athleticism there,

as does Perfect.

And Perfect of all.

across the body press and the clothesline.

And it catches him in the crossbody this time

and got a one count out of it, and that's all.

Arm drag takeover, quick moves, a drop kick,

down goes Sam Moo, and Perfect again with that arm drag.

Look at that, all right. Good move, good move, Sam Moo.

Get down, get down, get down, Mr. Perfect.

Get it, God, baby.

Well, Perfect has taken it to Sam Moo on this one.

See, I never said Perfect was a bad athlete.

But without me, he's just, the mind's not there.

He's got a chance to go all the way to the top.

One thanks for Sherry tells me, since he got rid of you,

he's in a lot better financial shape.

Couldn't be.

We had a couple things that went wrong, but that was the stock market.

It wasn't my fault.

He said the audit that he had, is it gonna have done?

You've heard about the audit, you're involved in that.

Hey, did you notice Sam Mood down here on the floor?

Did you see the way he headbutted Offa there?

Yes, that was a wonderful Offa, on it, Offa.

Concerned about it, aren't you?

Offa, no.

Yes, you should be.

The bizarre leader of the headstruckers here on the outside,

certainly that young second generation athlete.

Certainly aware that Offa could get involved at any time.

We've got a good a fish in the ring.

On off as this and progress this it's so hard to do because you never know if

office playing pots you don't know if he can understand English as well as you

think you can he can speak English but sometimes he lets you know that he can't

say certain words but you don't know if he's just getting by I know he eats

possible time-to-time and I don't know if he played possum very often and he

does that at 30 miles an hour they never even stopped the car sometimes

to the scientific wrestling that you master.

I'd headlocked by Perfect, and it doesn't have the advantage for a long.

Another shoulder block, great impact there, tremendous contact by both these men.

Perfect against, oh my, he was caught that time.

He wasn't placed at the wrong time.

Come on, Samu, forget the human or your limies, get him.

And he, Samu, catches Perfect in the face.

Good words of advice, Bobby.

He didn't give Mr. Perfect down, you better stay out of him.

You bet, you don't get paid by the hour out here.

You get paid by the match.

You better win it.

Right hands and a rake of the chest there by Samu,

as he is building a little advantage here.

Oh, did you hear that?

Right bench, shot.

Perfect in a considerable amount of trouble there.

A headbutt, and that's one of Samu's better weapons.

It's like a Mater D at a luau.

He doesn't care.

And perfect thrown right out by Offa.

That's almost, yeah, you're right, macho man.

That is not coincidence whatsoever.

Right there, Offa just buried his foot.

And that big foot is calloused and wide.

And he might as well have a leather shoe on.

He's barefoot, but it looks like he's wearing snowshoes.

And these guys have gone barefoot virtually their entire life.

They're gonna get shoes to fit him.

A move like that could be a turning point of a match guaranteed.

Come on, man.

Come on.

Perfect hammer to now from behind, Sam Lue, catches him again.

The big sledgehammer right in the back of the head, and Perfect again finds

himself in trouble here on the outside.

Didn't I teach you any better, Mr. Perfect?

You never turn your back on a sucker.

But you're not listening, that's why you're being introduced to the steps like you are.

Perfect lies helplessly on the steps as Sam move

Certainly has a wide advantage at this point in time in the contest

Referee Joe Morelle exercises

Guarantee you that I forgot I forgot I'm good good

Samu snaps perfect neck off the top ring rope and perfect once again finds himself

on the receiving end of that big knifed chop, and down he goes.

Big chop, big chop, but he's not going to pin him.

You're right, when a guy's on his back, you gotta cover him.

Especially with the caliber of a Mr. Perfect.

You don't get him on his back that often, take advantage of it.

Samu strikes his knee on the top, turnbuckle, and Perfect then just takes

advantage of that slight miscue.

A sense of where you are, Mr. Perfect was right on it.

Perfect now, focusing on the leg, spinning leg lock.

Or a spinning toe hold.

And right there.

That was a thumb to the eye.

That was a spinning thumb to the eye.

Spinning thumb to the eye, expertly analyzed by Bobby the Brain Eden.

And that was indeed a right hand that caught perfect right in the face.

And again, look at the referee's back is turned and

Offa takes full advantage of the referee's positioning to headbutt.

Perfect back down to the floor.

Deja Vu, I think I've been there before.

He can't call it unless he sees it, the ref.

Offa's getting away with it.

Doesn't make it right.

That's the way life is.

Get it first, he usually wins.

Come on, Mr. Perfect.

Perfect in great condition and

that condition is certainly being tested here.

And Sam Moves biting him, that's disgusting.

Just bit a hunk out of it right in the face.

Must have missed breakfast this morning.

No, that is their breakfast.

been right here by Mr. Perfect, but I don't think he's got the steam behind him like he did before.

Think Alpha took it out of him.

I know Perfect.

If Perfect wants to come back in this match, he's gotta get mad.

They have it right here, lateral press.

That's two and a half just there.

He sure did about a half a count away.

Perfect's got to get mad.

Well, he's gotta get his breath, and right now Samu's doing all he can to continue

to choke perfect and not let him take any deep breaths.

Exactly, Jim Ross, before you get mad, you gotta be able to.

Don't forget, perfect's no good, he two-shoots.

He can fight with the best of him.

There he goes.

He's getting mad right now that corner and again the thumbs right to the eye

That's a second or third time that perfect has been blinded

By Sam who chops him in the back of the head and this one has been an intense intense

Confrontation perfect was doing the best when he had the match at his pace and once it slowed down. It's been all Samu

Another treat for alpha

Again thrown outside.

We're at the Sheffield Arena in Sheffield, England.

I'll tell you, I can't stand to watch this again.

A popper comes around.

I was expecting to see a classic matchup between Sam Moore

and Mr. Perfect.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to.

We'll get off a peering around that corner.

He'll take advantage if he can.

No doubt about that.

And Perfect shoulder first into the steel ring post.

Man, he's taking a pounding here on the outside in this one.

I'll tell you, if Samu doesn't cover him pretty soon,

or try to, you're gonna make him mad.

You're looking for off, but it being involved in this match.

No, I didn't say that.

And so far, you're right.

Perfect, trying to get the feeling back into his arm.

Fight just way back in the ring.

And again, Samu and Offa conversing here.

Jolting headbutts by Sam Moe, perfect is almost spaghetti leg.

Double leg picked up, he oh my.

That looked to me extremely low and

Offa had the referee's attention.

So there would be no disqualification, but

I gotta believe a judgment call would rule that a disqualification due to the low blow.

I don't know if he's gonna be able to regenerate any energy after that.

I think a perfect right for the pickings right now we're gonna find out

There's a tool for it. No, you know that could arguably but a three count. You bet it could have he was close now Samu

Don't talk to the rest. Don't choke. Mr. Perfect. Stay on him now get him up knock him down up and down up and down

That's how you're gonna have to beat him

Samu needs to go for another pinning predicament here and perhaps Offa wants Samu to just punish him more

But he's not gonna beat him by raking his back. You're gonna make a man. You got to beat this man

Now the top and

Perfect retaliates for the top of his own much to the line of these fans here in the United Kingdom

This arena sold out for days in advance of this event. You can see the crowd in the background. It's jammed every seat is sold

And they're exchanging rights and both men weakening a little bit here.

Good solid right here.

It's turning now.

Perfect, really connected and a couple of those right hands.

Takes Samu down to his knees, kicks to the head, Samu in trouble.

But you're not gonna hurt him by kicking him in the head.

Did he get him low again?

No, I think it was something he, you know, some of that mutton pie they have here

Don't take the right role, he's just, you know, take the right role.

You think anybody's gonna believe that?

Do you really believe that, Bobby?

You saw what happened as well as macho man Randy Savage and I.

Mr. Perfects against and battling all odds.

Okay, I like it.

Well, they should admit it that.

Told the truth.

First time in your life you told the truth about lying.

I'm sorry.

Perfect's head smashes into the top turnbuckle.

I just heard Perfect give up.

You hear him?

I've had it referee Nebel.

Can't even talk.

How can he say he gives up?

I can hear him from here.

I don't think he's ever gonna give up.

I think you're making that up.

One and a half seconds, Bobby Heenan didn't lie.

A new world record.

A new record, what's called Guinness.

Listen arguably that's a three count man. That was another thumb to the eye could have been a four count

Samu has broken virtually every rule in the book in this one

And perfect governor. I've not seen perfects to stay in this much punishment in a long long time

And again, he's thrown outside on the floor away from alpha

So he doesn't always throw them deliberately to alpha

Just most of the time

Perfect.

Accidents can happen.

Perfect in danger of being counted out.

And he's having problems getting back in the ring even.

And hey, here we go.

He got him over there in the corner.

And Perfect slams the leg of Sam Moore against the ring post.

And that might slow the head shrinker down.

It didn't look like it slowed him down at all, right at all.

Another scoop slam on another headbutt.

That's scary.

Boy, he banged a man's leg in that steel ring post, and now he climbs to the top rope.

He's gonna try to put him away right here.

He hits it, it's over, but he doesn't hit it.

Perfect able to move out of the way.

Off is not aware of it.

Apathione had it.

Here comes the perfect plex.

He's got it hooked.

He's got it hooked.

He's got it hooked.

Perfect, here in Sheffield, England.

Off I thought Samu had it.

What a recuperative effort by Perfect.

He executed a perfect flex, and that was all.

And these 14,000 fans, certainly happy with what they have seen here.

I've seen what you've ever get here, man.

Just listen to a little crank it up.

That's right.

Yours truly singing, man.

Written by Jimmy Arden and Jim McGuire, my songwriting partner, man.

You know what?

A lot of times, man, I like to get out of here on the back, man, and just kind of relax

and take it easy.

and look at the fish, and woo, gotta watch out for those alligators, oh man, they're

all around.

Moving on to a good tape by Mr. Perfect, man, right there on Global Warfare, man, God, this

guy gets better every time I see him, man.

But you know, I write a lot of my songs up here, we wrote Crank It Up Out Here, and by

the way, there's a match your fiction to see right now on Global Warfare, I'm gonna

call it a CM video, and it's Brett the Hitman Heart when he takes on the beast from the

east, bam, bam, Bigelow, and guess what, you guessed it, one of the songs you're fiction

to hear when Brett goes to the ring is Road to Destruction, written by yours truly, I

And the bell sounds, and we are in Barcelona, Spain.

You can see it sold out to the Rafters.

Big Bam Bam Bigelow, they call him the beast from the east.

The big man who hails from the state of New Jersey.

The last very part to be exact.

I guarantee you, no one here in Barcelona will see a man with his head

completely covered with tattoos.

That's one tough customer.

That's the beast in the east right there.

We are very happy to be with you here on Connell C.M. video.

Global Warfare, Jim Ross, Macho Man, Randy Savage,

and Bobby the Brain heaning with you.

And I'm really looking forward to this particular one-on-one contest,

Macho Man, because it pits two very contrasting styles,

but it pits two superstars against each other.

Absolutely, and Bam Bam's on fire.

And here's the music that will bring...

Incomfortable, Brett the Hitman heart to the ring.

And I saw a sign there in the background that respect.

And that's what Bret Hart commands.

Ares, BCT, Brain, respect for the hitman, Bret Hart.

Thank you, Aretha Franklin.

Posters here.

It's amazing that the fans here in Barcelona

so attuned to what's going on in the World Wrestling Federation.

Well, there's so much action.

I mean, why would you not be interested in what's going on?

Just saying.

No, no, well, that's the first time you've told the truth.

Well, he does just give away those sunglasses just to buy a fan.

That's the only reason he's doing it.

Bam, Bam's reaching for somebody that's not there, just there.

The excellence of execution, the man that the expert, the sharpshooter,

gotta be aware of Bigelow's size.

And also, Bigelow loves to use the headbutt.

And he can use it from a variety of positions, and all of them hurt.

But Bigelow doesn't have real long legs.

It's gonna be hard to put the sharp shooter on him.

Plus, those are big legs.

Three trunks.

Try to headlock by the hit man, Bret Hart.

But he'll take it right to you.

He don't care if you're Mr. Perfect.

He don't care if you're Bam Bam Bigelow.

What size you are?

He'll go right after you.

Waste locked by Bigelow.

With Jacob so he threw him off, but there's the big.

Not too popular here in Barcelona, I'm sure he doesn't care, but he's not going to win any popularity contest.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job, but that'll never happen.

Were you here for the Olympics last year, Brane?

No, I wouldn't tell you to see amateurs play again.

I heard you were going to be on the team, I thought somebody said you were going to be something, maybe a javelin catcher or something along those lines.

No, I don't hang around with amateurs, people that work that hard for nothing.

Loving four arms, those big, big arms of Ben Ben Bigelow,

Iris Swift right at us, able to avoid the clothesline.

Good drop kick by Bret Hart, could take Bigelow off his feet,

but Bigelow couldn't find the mark with the elbow,

and Bigelow's elbow is heavily wrapped here.

Don't know the extent of that injury,

but Bret Hart is focusing on it now with that arm bar.

Bobby the Brain, there's something here

that's the unwritten law, something

that you'll never understand.

It's called personal pride.

I have a lot of personal pride in myself. You don't believe me. Ask me

That would be a redundant question see then why bother

Bigelow back up to a vertical base

Shubs hard into the corner and good takedown there wristlock takedown by Brit the hitman heart

And again, he drives a knee right into the the elbow of

Bam Bam Bigelow and again, I'm not so sure what has happened

Earlier this week with Bigelow's elbow, but apparently it's been injured relatively in a significant fashion Randy

You're exactly right on that one right now. So well, we'll find out but you know what?

You know what's happened before in the past sometimes a person will tape up the elbow that's not hurt so that the person goes after that arm

And actuality the other arms. I was just gonna say that I remember

When I broke in there were a lot of old timers.

They'd wrap their knees, they'd wrap their other arm.

Nothing hurt, but you'd go for that.

Well, you made a mistake then.

They had you feeding for something, you went for it.

They had you where they wanted you.

Look at this.

All right, able to get Bigelow off balance.

Bigelow showed great strength.

You know, are you calling me an old timer?

No, no, I'm just saying, when I started,

I'm talking about guys that were on their way out.

They would do that.

Camouflage. Yeah, it was a it was a great move. I had to get him out of that one

Hey, man, man big alone just went to the floor

All the way outside here and Brett the hit man Hart made him to tape up his head though Mike

Hard for the big shoulder block and big alone

Rearranging those ruggedly good-looking features of his brain. He's missing a couple of teeth there

Well, think he cares about being pretty I don't think so either

And he shouldn't because he isn't and he's not because he is

They never will be a matter of fact and he won't

Bigelow the apron

But he could be no not too likely tonight

Bigelow

He plays the spine of Bret Hart

into the steel ring post, and this match has turned around just like that.

The Beast from the East has made his mark right here in Barcelona.

Everybody knows where he's coming from now.

Hart riding in pain here on the outside.

Bigelow just shook the ring and the spine of Bret Hart.

Smack the steel, he's covered his face with his hands.

Are his legs moving?

Are his legs moving?

He took that right in the spine.

He's moving his legs right there, but the pink and black is not in a good spot right now.

Bigelow, perhaps.

Taking too much time.

Taking too much time, is it?

Hart trying to pick himself up.

He's hurt.

Where's a 10 count here on this?

You prefer he should have counted him out by now.

I never knew.

It's as far as you can go, right?

I don't think Hebner speaks French or Spanish, excuse me.

Bigelow on the outside again, no.

He does this again, he's an acrepolis guy.

They told him, you can hear the impact again.

Bigelow, 400 pounds, manhandling the Hitman.

One was too many times though, two, I think it's over.

It is over, you're not gonna get up from that.

Is he gonna be sore tomorrow?

Glad to see him moving his legs.

That is scary when you take a blow like that to the back, and

your legs don't move.

That's never happened to me.

You ever lost feeling in your legs, Savage?

Not my legs, but other parts of my body.

Having a few unchoiced words were the great fans here in Barcelona and the hitman

Amazingly able to get back up, but he's as they say from the frying pan back into the fire

Well, I would give him a couple of good turnbuckles right now softening that back up

Then I'd pick him up and give him a running powered slam and hook you'd have them

Front face lock, and again he just positions him with that front face lock.

Comes down with a sledgehammer, look at Bret Hart fight back.

The Hitman fighting back with everything he's got.

And there's that quick to the turnbuckle that the brain described earlier.

See now, if he had done this twice and caught him with a good quick power slam,

I think he'd have had him.

Give the Hitman credit for coming back right there.

He showed some life right before the inevitable.

I don't know if the Hitman could come back from this or the Beast from the East.

But take Bret Hart even if he was healthy, but Hitman is fighting from all eyes.

You're right, he does have a lot of intestinal fortitude this Hitman, but

he's not gonna be able to move Bam Bam around now.

His back is hurting too bad.

He'll never pick the man up, and he won't be able to try any high-risk moves.

He'll be lucky this thing went alive.

Exactly.

Bigelow focusing on the lower back, and whip to the far side once again.

Man, bad Bigelow keeping it brutal, keeping it very elementary.

I just think if he could dive now forward with all his weight coming down on Brett,

a spine buster, he'd have him.

I think the hit man knows that, so he's ripping his nose backwards right there.

What is this?

What a suplex by Bigelow, this should be all.

This will be in here one, two, and no it's not.

How does he do it?

I don't know man, I don't see do it.

Red Heart able to get his shoulder up just before the three count.

I mean just an instant before the three count.

Bigelow's got to be a little frustrated here.

Going to get to you Bam Bam, forget these people, stay on him.

Drop the head to the back.

Headbutt, right into the lower back and Bret Harts and Payne.

The Beast from the East is smarter than he looks, but then again he'd have to be,

but he's looking and staying on the body part that's hurt.

The lower back of the hit man.

Ramming his head again into the lower back.

You know, a nice Boston Crabble to look nice right now from BamBam's part.

I don't think Bret would have the strength to get out of it.

No, he's got the strength to stand up.

He is hurt.

Bigelow maybe wasting some time here.

Too much time.

Sometimes people get overcombed and they can feel by touching your body.

If you got any strength left, if you got anything left in you.

I think you can take three hours off and the Hitman still be hurt.

Boy.

The back breaker is applied.

It's a submission maneuver.

To the best of my knowledge, the Hitman heart has never submitted.

There's no title at stake, give it up.

Don't risk permanent injury.

That's the thought.

That's not what the Hitman's made of.

Hard trying to get his balance, he does, and he counters Bigelow.

How did he pick him up?

How did he move that man off his feet, went up back, and that just, and that kind of.

That was a miracle right there, but

the Hitman is still worse off than the Beast from the East.

How did he ever get him up?

Tremendous leverage maneuver by the excellence of execution.

It was a counter that he had to have.

Even if this is a losing effort by the Hitman, I still tip my hat to him.

He bought himself some time, but Bigelow recuperates.

And he's right back focusing on that lower back.

He's got both arms hooked right here.

And he takes him down to a backbreaker.

This is it, the fat lady's gonna sing.

And bam, Bigelow.

Perhaps gonna put him away right there, but he wants to make sure.

Bigelow up on top, remember?

This is amazing.

He's 400 pounds, almost lost his balance there, and nobody's there.

He drove his own head into the canvas, and the Hitman back up.

How quick he got back to his feet.

Red the Hitman heart now.

But he had been playing possum this whole time.

I don't, I don't have a chance, I don't think so.

I don't think so either.

He's going on, what you bring it up for?

Guts and adrenaline here, side Russian leg sweep.

It's my job to bring up these things.

I'm a broadcast boy.

Did he get it?

No.

He got it.

No.

He didn't get it.

I'll tell you what, Hitman, he's the former World Wrestling Federation champion,

and he's got guts.

He's limping though.

Is he gonna be hurting tomorrow?

Oh, no doubt about it.

Caught in the clothesline.

He used a second rope for momentum.

Will he get him here?

No, he doesn't.

Almost, Hitman.

Another near fall.

to pin the beast from the east.

And that's where the beast from the east is thinking about the hidden end.

You have to get yourself a couple of elephant guns.

Again, Hart.

Boys on the top.

There's a Bulldog headlock.

He hit him with a Bulldog headlock.

Too much time, too much time.

You'll never get it on him.

I think we're talking, Sharpshooter.

I think you're right.

It's a submission maneuver.

Those treacherous five legs, he couldn't execute it that time.

Hard again some of this momentum and he's caught caught back in the bear hug

He's caught back in the bear. He's biting. He's biting right at the top of his tattoo. So what?

Wow, this is all gotta be it

I quit I can't believe it a right shoulder came up

And what a battle here. This might be one of the most sensational matches. I've ever seen

Bigelow to face coming in.

Meet Mr. Foot.

Reth the Hitman hard up on Bigelow's shoulders, takes him down, victory roll,

hooks the anchor, and he got it.

The Hitman, K-Bag Battle gets all out to Beatman, Bigelow.

Wow, I didn't give him a chance.

A tremendous effort by two superstars here in the WWF.

And the fans here in Barcelona, Spain, have just seen a phenomenal match up.

But you know, when you think about it, I knew he was gonna win.

I picked him from the beginning.

I didn't know the Hitman was gonna win, but congratulations to Hitman.

Man, Randy Savage and Bobby the Brain.

He's in here with you, and doing the cloud makes his way to the ring.

And on any continent, this is not an extremely popular athlete.

Check out these eyes as he prances the hell out of me.

I saw him yesterday standing in front of the big oil well.

What do you call that here?

Eiffel Tower, yeah.

He was making people laugh.

He was making him cry.

He was having a ball.

They certainly do crush and joint the clown have certainly developed a intense rivalry in the World Wrestling Federation.

I'm going to tell you crush is big problem is.

This guy certainly is unpredictable.

Well, you don't know.

Maybe he lost one of his squirting flowers.

Maybe his laughing rose fell apart.

I don't know what he's got under the ring.

There may be a couple of them underneath there.

Right here on the other side.

The mug rush through the rail.

There you go.

Big start here, right here at Perry.

Right hand by Crush as he was not distracted

by the sub-refuge of the evil clown,

But don't underestimate the physical abilities of Doigt the Clown.

But right now, he's being manhandled.

Well, Crush got the early jump, which is always at his advantage.

Look at the strength of this man.

Incredible, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it.

I just wanna say something to all the people in Paris that have put out the red

carpet for Jim Ross, Bobby, heating up my seal.

I'd like to see better people.

What does it mean?

Long country.

It's close, it's close though.

See, I'm bilingual.

I can speak any name.

Can you tell me why Doink is running around the ring getting away from Crush?

Because he's going to kick him in the head in a minute, see?

He just set him up for that one.

He's going to be right on that one, but Crush doesn't.

Look at him look at Doink because he doesn't feel the power.

But Doink will.

It takes Doink the Clown over and Crush has seemingly just painless in this matchup.

He is really intense in this confrontation, waist lock and into the atomic drop and he

compresses the spine of Doink the Clown.

Doink in trouble and there's a clothesline and down goes Doink.

Doink's got to stay away from those hands.

I'm gonna tell you something, we have an overmatch match right here, right here on Global Warfare.

The only thing that's bothering me is when Doig went under the ring.

How many Doig's are there?

Is that the same one that's getting down the aisle?

Why don't you get up and go under the ring and see?

Backbreaker by Cross.

Before we.

Indeed it is.

We're a long way away from ringside here.

I'll be glad to go check.

Why don't you do that?

Why don't you do that?

Come back in a couple of hours.

Bring us a croissant, will ya?

Hey, hey, I'm not a golfer. I don't run errands for you two. You're not as good as you are.

Knee right to the head. This match has been all crush.

I will take tips though.

I'll give you a tip right now. Don't bet on Doink.

This crush has got him in a hold. What is that? A figure?

4-0 across the neck, Jim Ross, give me the hold.

I think that's it.

That's a figure 4 head scissors.

And with the strength that Crush possesses in his lower body,

hey, this guy's one of the strongest ever

in the World Wrestling Federation.

Now, he just started my repertoire, by the way.

You know, he dives off cliffs, hundreds of hundred of feet

in the air, dives into who knows how deep the water.

You got to be nuts to do that.

But you know this Doink is a wrestler, now you admit that, he takes it, if you want to

stand up and fight fine, if you want to get on the mat he'll do it with you, but he has

been.

He hasn't had any offense at all since he got in the ring.

We haven't had a chance to see Doink as a wrestler

because his strength has been overmatched.

But I agree with you, he is a great wrestler

against another guy, not Crush.

And it's been a pure power match,

and Crush has decided to edge in power.

And Doink, perhaps his best offensive path

will be to get this big guy off his feet

and do some mat wrestling.

Thus far, he has been unable to do that

as the big man from Kona, Hawaii.

With the blue bear hug into the belly-to-belly suplex.

Crush has done everything but pin-boying.

Well, that's the name of the game to pin your opponent and that's exactly what he's doing

But I think what he's trying to do here is just a lot of high-impact maneuvers

He wants to punish his rival exactly he wants to inflict punishment weasel. Well, you gotta understand something

I'm not a weasel to begin with you may be talking to Jim Ross

You could be talking to me why you went to the question because it's my turn to speak as an

Man big mistake big mistake

He came off the top of the high-risk maneuver

and drove his left knee into the canvas.

And now let's see if Doink, the clown,

can take advantage of the situation

and continue to break this big man down.

Taking him out here to the apron.

And he looks like he's going to use the steel ring post

as a weapon here.

Looks smarter than he looks, but then again,

he'd have to beat Bobby Heaton.

I don't know what he looks like without that make-up.

I know he's somebody that knows a lot about wrestling,

and he's somebody that has a tremendous knowledge of holds

and how to get out of holds.

But obviously, he saw Shakabrami and Mampin go away,

hurt his left knee, and then he stayed on it.

Well, that's an aggressive kind of athlete.

That's what I consider a winner is.

It takes advantage of somebody else's misfortune.

One thing's for sure is that Crush cannot use his decided strength advantage if he can't stand up

He's not gonna be as dangerous if he's on the canvas and right now as this tremendous crowd here in Paris looks on

Crush is having a great deal of time even staying vertical

Of course back in the ropes referee Joe Morelle is calling for the break, but he's being ignored by

Doink the clown who's in danger being disqualified here

You know this doing is in backpedal. He's taking the right to the big man

I don't think he cares about being disqualified. He think he knows he's in trouble from the early part of the match

He couldn't do anything with crush. Oh

He didn't know what to do at the beginning he tried to wrestle but he couldn't match strength with him

Now he's just trying to hurt him. He don't care how it goes. He just doesn't want to get hurt

Roundhouse right hand and more rights by Krush, side headlock.

But watch this counter move coming up right here.

Good wrestling move by Doink the Clown continuing to focus on the left leg of Krush.

So he can style and profile right now, walk around the ring and

then with these people in Paris that have seen Doink for the first time.

He's bragging about what he's done to Krush.

Well, that's the way he operates he likes to rub it in and he don't care if you like it or not as a paying customer

He could care less high-risk move coming up. Let's see if it pays off for doing no

It doesn't as fresh got his right leg up the healthy leg

And he stuck it right in the face of doink the clown and now maybe the tables will turn and the momentum will turn once again

I believe doink's a little taller now. He looks a little taller looks taller and crush

Brush catches him coming in with a kick to the midsection.

And another.

Still pampering his left knee, though.

Well, don't forget that left knee is carrying a lot of weight.

That man's well over 300 pounds.

Exactly.

You read about that.

Now, Doinkus backpedaling.

And here comes the man from Kota, Hawaii.

Irish whip.

And it takes him around the islands,

and then it finishes it up with a backbreaker.

Another high impact maneuver.

But Crush has yet to go for a pinning predicament.

I question the wisdom in that as his eyes are ranked by Dunk the Clown.

I agree with you, Jim Ross.

He had him down before he should have covered him and gotten the match over with.

And if you wanted to inflict punishment on him, do it after the match.

Kick right to the face.

Momentum takes second.

Doink over the top.

A lot of people may not understand that when you're knocked backwards,

you're going to grab something.

Those ropes are tight, but they will bend.

You grab a hold of that top rope sometime and when your own weight pushes the rope down,

you can go right to that floor and you can crack your head open.

You can break your back.

It's dangerous.

Could you repeat all that, Bobby Heaton?

Yes, take a left at the sawson cutoff.

Look at what's on Doink.

I like melted butter.

Going back up on the apron.

Doink's got a very unusual style.

Sometimes you can pick it up, sometimes you think you know who he is.

Here it goes, he's got it, but he's illegal, the man's outside the ring.

He is outside the ring and Krash in danger being disqualified here.

He had his finishing maneuver on Doink, but Doink was outside the ring, it looks like.

Doin't maybe where's he going? This is very dangerous for crush I kind of fight

You know, he's alive a lot of them don't even count past three so when the referee gets to four

He's lost like taking a hike. Where's he going? Is he is he quitting is he calling it?

What's the deal here taking a walk?

It's just a winner of the match, but that's not what he wanted. He wanted to uh, he wanted to embarrass doink

I'll tell you why he took a walk

He said he got disqualified because he wouldn't let going back into the ring.

I don't think so, I think we got a victory for Crutch on a count out.

No, I don't.

Go get him, Crutch.

Well, it could be a double score vacation, I don't know how.

That don't like the clown. He's always clowning around right here on global warfare man in the studio great man

You know that's been great for Jimmy Hart man because I've traveled all over the world

I've been some of the best studios in the world man like in Europe and and we've been to the one in Japan in Australia, but

You know, when we first started out at the Gentry's, we had a little small eight track

studio when we cut Keep On Dancing, but look at this.

This is all digital, 24 track machine, look over here, this is all computerized, this

is my voice, this is the lows, these are the highs, we can even punch a button over here,

man, and all of a sudden I'm singing a harmony with myself.

It's enabled me to work with some of the greatest musicians in the world, like The Beats Boy,

Sonny and Cher, Dave Clark Five, Hermit's Hermits, and also now that's kind of lapped

over to the World Wrestling Federation, so now I work with some of the greatest superstars

I'm gonna fix an omission to you. I know you won't like too much Shawn Michaels. You know, he sings his own song

I'm just a sexy boy sexy boy

I'm not your boy toy. He does the lead vocal on that. We wrote the song, but I know a lot of people say if his lips are moving

He's lying and and of course there was sensational sherry and she did a tremendous job on her song and of course

There's crushes song, but but all these guys are great man

I've learned a lot from everybody, but hey right now. I got some getting carried away once again

Let's get back to global warfare and here goes Scott Steiner. I guess oh my gosh

Can you believe this one of the guys I used to manage the IRS? Let's crank up the volume, baby

and the bell sounds ladies and gentlemen we're ready for what should be an

interesting one-on-one matchup two men considered certainly tag team specialist

we are in Milan Italy Jim Ross the macho man Randy Savage and Bobby the Brain

Heenan

Milan Italy

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you probably get blinded.

Don't start that amore thing on me.

I saw that amore.

You were trying to put it out last night.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

That little book you were trying to...

Hey, hey!

Translation and all that stuff.

You embarrassed everybody in the restaurant last night.

Well, they have trouble speaking here.

Yeah.

I mean, Ragu's Ragu in any language.

You can't even get some good stuff on here.

Very nice lady, and she was married.

And her husband was the chef.

Oh, he was the chef.

Well, and I'm married now.

Did you eat the food?

No, I didn't because I didn't trust the way he brought it to me.

He didn't even pick up the tab.

That's nothing new.

He hasn't picked up the tab anywhere.

Since we've been gone from the stage,

he hasn't picked up the tab.

I got the tip, though.

You picked up the tips.

Four tables?

You didn't leave any tips.

Four more tables in the restaurant.

Yeah, he's the last one to be.

And his opponent.

And from Detroit, Michigan.

Dottie Steiner will be making his way

to the ring momentarily.

I love this music.

Now did the state of Michigan give them those jackets and label them morons, or do they just pick it up on their own?

It was a University of Michigan letter jacket. They were lettering them around.

Wow! You mean you could wear a letter jacket around campus?

Did you letter it Beverly Hills High?

Didn't go out for anything.

I didn't think so.

Why should I when I could own the team?

Did Steinbredder go out for the Yankees? No, he bought them.

When you were in high school, did he participate in any sports?

Well, what I did was I had a convertible and I used to hang with the cheerleader. That's what I care to do

Never was a pom-pom boy or cheerleader

Yeah, you know it give me a rock give me an ace

Scott Steiner was a tremendous wrestler at the University of Musicket

Look at the shape that he's here. Great shape. No doubt about it. This will be a great one

Scott Steiner, as we said, both these men spending most of their mat time in tag team situations.

It's going to be interesting to see how they adapt here in this one-on-one encounter.

You know, IRS walking to the ring and carrying the tag team title one half of it.

I know the people get the idea there's any title here at stake.

What is bad here is in the event that Scott Steiner gets a victory over IRS

Him and his brother could probably go into Jack Tony's office and demand a championship match. It's up the IRS

Not to let Steiner win this match

hammerlock and

IRS able to get the ropes. I've had a hard time catching mr. Tony on the phone

You told me you had a hard time catching him awake

You have a hard time catching him at all

I've caught you a couple

yourself so to speak me right now is one of those times why because I didn't

catch Tony on the phone it's hard to catch him on the phone you know his

party line is seven eight different families on that phone he doesn't want

to talk to you anyway overhand wristlocked and IRS a little taller than

two leverage event is momentarily but again it's quickly countered and IRS

takes the path of least resistance because of a psychological victory would

with the World Wrestling Tag Team Championships on the line in the future

with the tag team with the brother situation.

To you, Bobby, it would have to give a tremendous amount of

the turn of confidence into Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner.

I've got my own question.

I forgot my answer, so we're even.

Steiner and IRS haven't forgot what they're here for,

and that's to try to get a victory.

IRS tried a cheap shot there, Scottie Connie.

He's trying to pull IRS away from the ropes,

and a good move there by IRS.

No, that was a very good move.

That was a very bad move by Scott Steiner.

IRS with a flat of foot stomping away now

at the younger Steiner brother.

The master of the freaking Steiner just caught a right hand,

and he just got a ride right out of town here to the outside.

couldn't find a chicken fried steak in the whole city of Milan last night.

A what?

Chicken fried steak, I need one.

What's a chicken fried steak?

I'll show you, we'll get back home.

He sensed that leg up after the power slam, I thought he had it.

And Scottie goes, comes back with a powerful front base lock,

changes it into the side headlock.

You can always tell a good wrestler.

They go back to the hole that got him there.

If they start out with an arm lock, a headlock, it doesn't matter.

They go back to it.

You mean they dance with who prung him?

They dance with who prung him.

He didn't stand for still.

IRS turning it up.

is predicament into a kining combination,

but I think he's using the tides there.

At least that's the allegation from young Mr. Steiner.

How far away could the million-dollar man, Ted DiBiasi, be?

Not far.

He's in the building.

I saw him earlier.

And how far away could Rick Steiner be?

He's on page three of the comic book.

So he'll be there quite a while.

Don't worry about him.

That's not funny.

IRS with a very unhumorous knee right to the midsection.

Doubles over.

Scott Steiner.

IRS.

Oh, it countered.

And a near fall.

Trying to hook him and take him over.

And who's going to get the counter here?

Fighting for a backslide.

And I think Scott Sunder may have the advantage here.

He's underneath.

IRS got a pinning predicament.

One, two, and a half.

She has left shoulder come up just half an inch,

but that's enough to keep him in the ballgame.

With like two winos trying to put on a small coat.

Do you repeat that?

Never mind.

He doesn't make it, he'll get the short end of the purse tonight.

Right here in Milan.

Amazing how friendly the fans are here.

Big fashion capital, you know.

Yes, a lot of interesting things going on here.

That was her husband, huh?

I would, I try to tell you, but.

Well, she couldn't speak English

Couldn't even get the order straight

Side headlock again, Scotty Steiner

Back in control here, but he hasn't really been able to sustain anything pretty long length of time here against this crafty veteran

IRS good shoulder block there. The pace is cooking in here. Good drop toho. What's the speed?

In the counter

With a blink of an eye, things can change.

Well, he came out of that, when IRS hooked him in that toe hole the way he spun up on his back.

I thought he had him, I thought that knee was gonna give, but Scott Steiner came right out of it.

IRS hasn't been in this position too many times before, I'll guarantee you that.

He can't believe that Scott Steiner is right behind you.

back up to his feet, but he's taken to the turnbuckle by Scotty Steiner.

Check out that briefcase in the corner.

Yeah, that can be a factor in this one that Scotty Steiner showing is the physical

superiority as far as the strength is concerned.

Steiner line hooks the leg, lateral press, and another near fall.

I'm gonna tell you something about IRS, he's a great, great, great wrestler.

And he always knows where he's at.

He knew where the ropes were, he knew where the floor was.

He rolled out, he's regrouping.

Look at that, he's a big strong guy, look at him in the outside.

Very good athlete and he is very intelligent and he's deceiving with that white shirt and tie-on and those slacks

He's where the guy's about 280 exactly. He's a big boy. Wow. I didn't know it was that big

I don't doubt it at all

He's almost you know that briefcase. He's probably about 310 exactly with that briefcase. He's a winner

You know, he's making Scotty think about it.

And that's something that the youth and the, what are you laughing at?

I'm picturing Scotty Steiner trying to think.

I don't see any smoke.

I.R.S. is trying to frustrate his younger opponent.

He's also trying to buy some time.

Right.

Exactly.

He's got smart moves.

He's got the money to do it.

Get him back in the ring.

Stay focused and don't let him rally you, Scotty.

He's pretty good at those mind games.

I wouldn't want him doing my taxes, but he's a pretty shrewd guy.

He does mine.

I know he does yours.

That's why I say I wouldn't want him doing my taxes.

Macho Man, how about you?

I'm trying H&R Block or somebody, not IRS.

My comment is no comment.

Side headlock.

IRS just doesn't stand that side headlock long.

And a good move.

Whoa!

He sidestepped Scott Steiner to the IRS and took him right outside to the floor.

And Scottie Steiner with a big head of steam all the way through the ropes,

right out here on the floor.

Scottie Steiner was coming 100 miles an hour off the ropes and IRS helped him

reach 200 miles an hour detour.

Steiner's taken to the ring apron.

Scott Steiner now back in trouble.

IRS has wrestled a very intelligent man.

And he's taking Scotty to the steps.

And not to help him up the steps,

but to help him head first through the steps as possible.

Well, I'm disapproving a crowd here in Milan for that man.

Like he cares, right?

Pay it's not over until it's over and I thought that the iris was smart enough to know that but I guess he's not

Big four right to the massive chest of Scott Steiner

And these two tag team rivals have had quite a spirited contest here look at the size of iris that was a good close-up shot of

He's a big boy.

He must have a tremendous amount of confidence in his ability to get in the ring and

wrestle with long pants on his shirt, a tie, and suspenders.

I mean, all those could be used as weapons against him.

Shows you the confidence a man has in himself.

Either that or he's a fool.

Well, he's no fool.

You slam.

Takes a fool to do a fool, so.

Well, he's a good friend of mine, I'll tell you that.

That doesn't surprise me.

And consequently drove them into the abdomen of IRS.

And maybe that'll buy Scotty some time to be able to recuperate somewhat.

Certainly hurt IRS.

IRS, it looks like he's asking for a little time, but he's not gonna get it.

No timeouts here.

Not in the World Wrestling Federation.

And there should be timeouts.

Why don't you bring that up to Tony?

You can't get him on the phone.

Can't find him at home.

Got Steiner, whips I.R.S to the far side with tremendous velocity.

Got him by the tongue again.

That's the tie.

That's the tie.

Hey, he wears it.

He's got to pay the consequences.

Exactly right.

Another whip in, and another kick to the face by I.R.S.

Kick the feet.

He's got the feet in the ropes and again.

Can he get it?

Did he get it?

No, Noref says no, why?

Okay, now was there a three count that he's seeing split on the ropes?

What happened?

I didn't see the three count.

I got the camera shot.

IRS thought he wanted.

You saw something we didn't see.

He kicked Scotty in the midsection.

The match continues in any event.

Scott Sander comes right down the back way.

He got it.

And the paper, Nick, but he got it.

What a big victory.

This is gonna look good for the signer.

Here's how you know.

God.

Let's take another look at that counter move.

IRS is contending his time for pull.

Perhaps we'll see here, gentlemen,

as we take another look at what just transpired.

Well, it's very simple.

Here IRS goes for an airplane spin, it looks to me like.

Steiner uses his pants, he hooked them there.

That forget it.

Great wrestling by the Steiner thinking of victory.

Yeah, yeah.

Global Warfare continues. We are in Milan, Italy. Jim Ross, Bobby The Brain, Heenan, and the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage.

And this matchup should be one of, I think, epic proportions because the first man being introduced

certainly has got some pretty hefty proportions. Macho Man, well over 500 pounds is Yokozuna.

Harley Italiano Ross.

No, I'm having problems with English being from Oklahoma.

He knew what I speak English. I speak English. I'm sorry

I speak nine languages moving

It'll tell you happen to be one of them

Are you gonna give me a good deal on those shoes?

You send me some money on those Italian shoes. I told you I can't I know the guy there. He'll take care

But you give me the money I run over and get him for you only saw him to me

But you never asked what size I was one size fits all one size fits all

What size you were, 11 and a lot of 12?

10 and a half.

10 and a half and two pairs.

I'm confused.

10 and a half on each foot.

One size fits all Italian loafers.

Look at the undertaker sign out there.

Speaking of Italian loafers, do you see that guy in the doorway doing nothing today?

I missed him.

You're Italian loafers.

I got up a little late.

Yokozuna contingent is relatively small here.

Check out the red, white, and blue, even here in Milan.

It's the uh-huh.

I guarantee you, nobody in Italy has ever seen a man this huge.

They've never seen a man from the Orient this big.

And you should see Yokozuna, too.

That's right.

I wasn't talking.

Well, I think that we are ready for the introduction

Here on global warfare global warfare

He didn't say it global warfare. He didn't say it

I'll tell you, the more and more I look at Paul Berry,

he reminds me of Sophia Warren.

They got the same kind of facial features.

Pretty affair. The Undertaker, certainly with a high threshold of pain to say the least.

He's gonna need it.

I bet Paul Bear's put away a little pasta since he's been here in the country.

Cold pasta, likes everything cold.

and they both like to manhandle their opponents,

take their time with them.

Will the Undertaker be able to move Yokozuna around?

Will he be able to pick him up?

Will he be able to have his way with him

like he does all his other opponents?

Or will Yokozuna squash him in the corner

like he's done all his opponents?

I'll tell you what, the Undertaker likes

to bring you all the way down.

As we know, the Undertaker rather sensitive regarding that earn.

He wants, he draws some sort of power from it, and now,

I suppose we'll see the pre-match ceremony of Yoko Zuna as well.

Both of them have their own rituals.

Bobby Hedins is making people miserable.

I don't make people miserable.

They make themselves miserable because they're stupid.

Check out this body physique.

And sir, owing an eye here in Milan,

the undertaker with that stoic stare.

The ring is not full of pretty people.

You can say that.

Well, you've got a good point there.

Big people.

Tough people.

Rough people.

Athletic people.

Not pretty.

But not people who love people, macho man.

I'll tell you that.

Well.

You guys discussed that amongst yourselves because I'm gonna watch this ritual by

Yokozuna, this is a big match and whoever wins this one is gonna be famous all over

the world.

You bet.

Bobby, you've wrestled in Japan the order a few times, haven't you?

Yes.

What's this ritual mean?

Well, it's salt and it purifies the ring for evil spirits.

And the salt is always thrown, he always bows towards the east.

How's that for an answer?

Well, sounds pretty reasonable.

It doesn't sound correct.

It is correct.

Well, if he ever pulls a hamstring, he's in trouble.

So it's the first eight rows.

This is a big man, a huge man, and with this size, it's just.

Fine master won't work on him.

How do you, yeah.

That was our rear view lens right there.

How do you, how do you get a game plan?

How do you comprise a game plan for someone

that's well over 500 pounds?

It's simple.

It is very simple, but no one's caught on you

in how to do it.

What you do is you get yourself a pair of work shoes with the steel toes.

Then you put about 50 pounds of rice and fish and sushi all in the middle of the ring.

When Yoko bends over to start eating, you lay those work shoes in on him.

And it's just a matter of time, you got yourself a winner.

Check this stair up.

Instead of a stair down, stair up Yoko.

Talk about face to face.

And they're both ready for a war.

And indeed, Yoko Zina strikes the first blow that barely

staggers the Undertaker.

Let him remove him.

Again, Yoko Zina, that martial arts thrust to the throat.

He's looking for Mr. Fuji for some advice or something.

And here comes the Undertaker.

Big uppercuts.

Yoko Zina reverses the whip to the center of the ropes.

And there's the DDT.

by the Undertaker.

Global Worker at its best.

This may be a record fall.

They shook the ring and this entire arena floor seemingly with that

impact and collision.

Go for a cover right here.

Take it.

Take it, Taker.

Undertaker could connect with the elbow.

He may have had him if he'd have been a little quicker.

Yoko's in with a closed line.

Outside goes the Undertaker, but he landed right on his feet.

And Fuji, oh, what a cheap shot.

He hit him in the flagpole, and basically this distracts the Undertaker.

But there's another martial arts thrust to the throat and a chop.

Yokozuna measures the Undertaker,

sends him into the steel ring steps here, and back to the apron of the ring.

This is going to be a test for both guys.

Yokozuna and Undertaker have never met their match like they are when they're wrestling each other.

There will be no winner in this one because whoever wins will feel it tomorrow.

I didn't feel it tonight.

This isn't going to be an easy match.

Yokozuna gets the Undertaker back in the ring and the big man back up on the apron here.

I think the fans are appreciative of that.

I know we all would like to see the best man win, as they say here.

Look at the eyes on Yokozuna.

He's a little surprised that that turnbuckle didn't have more effect.

And the Undertaker with a blatant choke there, in danger of being disqualified.

But there's nobody in the WWE up the size of Yokozuna.

He's got to get the Undertaker down and lean on with all that weight.

Use your weight.

I mean, he didn't get that big by accident, he did that purposely.

Did you see the hit?

Ring in the earth move there, and Yoko Zuna able to get the,

that elbow or perhaps forearm, and scoops up the 300 plus pounder very easily.

The beginning of the end here.

And the goal of the big leg.

That's it.

Right across his face, that should be all.

Whoa, look, he's sitting up.

He's sitting right up.

He's not human.

Another close line, and down goes the Undertaker.

Now, he's out.

Now, just a matter of getting on top of him,

getting a one, two, three count.

Yokozuna, very methodical.

Cover him.

I don't think Yokozuna understands

what he's dealing with over here.

He's testing him out.

Don't wake him up.

The last thing you want to do is wake him up.

Undertaker is the unconscious.

He's certainly motionless.

Remember that old saying, never wake up a sleeping Undertaker.

He's up, he's up, look at him.

You better look behind you there, big man.

Yoko Zuna now with that bucket.

That's what, what is that?

A solid oak, that bucket.

And he's hitting him in the face with it again.

Is Referee gonna let this one go or do we have this one?

There's Ronda Bell.

Undertaker's hearing some bells.

The Undertaker has been knocked unconscious.

He's out like all the lights.

Fuji's nail Paul Bear here on the outside.

And Fuji now driving that.

He's trying to plant the flag is what he's doing.

Yeah, he sure is, right in his gut.

Undertaker has been manhandled here.

Oh, I know what they're gonna do.

He's gonna come off that second rope on him.

Hey, the match is over.

Isn't it?

I think I would think so.

Yeah, we haven't heard an official decision, but I think it is.

What happened to Paul Bearinghill?

I didn't see that.

Fuji nailed it with that flagpole.

Look at this.

And here comes, oh, nobody there.

The Undertaker with a big kick to the midsection.

And Kector Shilkov sent it with a clothesline.

Now he's got the huge man.

That's him down.

That was amazing.

Fuji, get him out of there.

Let's get the official decision.

Here's your winner as the result of the disqualification.

The Undertaker!

Well, the Undertaker wins the match via disqualification.

And Paul Bear still got his jar of ragu there.

What a big victory in this global warfare between the Undertaker and Yokozuno for the Undertaker.

The man is inhuman, I'm telling you.

I've seen this man take more punishment than anybody

Yokozuna's ever wrestled and he sits up.

That's going to look at some of the closing moments.

Oh, look at this.

This finishes off most people.

But he just sits up.

The man is not human.

The Undertaker wins it here on Global Warfare.

What a match we've seen here from Italy.

Time flies when you're having fun, man.

Global warfare.

Woo!

Great matches.

Great matches.

You know, please forgive me for kind of babbling around and talking so much about my music

because you see music just like the World Wrestling Federation has been my life, man.

You know, when I was in high school, everybody tried to talk Jimmy Hart out of...

getting in music, they said, you'll never make it, you're wasting your time.

But man, if you really believe in something so much, anything can happen.

Look, I had a gold record, me and son of record would keep on dancing, and that led to my

gold albums in the World Wrestling Federation, and now I'm producing some of the superstars

with a WWF, so you gotta believe in yourself.

You know, I guess about five and a half months ago I had a phone call, and on the other end

of the phone there was a man that wore a headband like this, the red and yellow.

You know, he told me something very, very important.

He said, you know, Jimmy Hart, he said, you got to change your evil ways, man.

You got to change your life.

I want you to be a hawk of maniac.

I want you to have red, white, and blue in your veins, because you say you were just

like me.

You were born in the USA, man.

And he said, I want you to say your prayers.

I want you to take your vitamins.

And most of all, I want you to believe in yourself, man.

And that's what I did.

So that's what I'm telling you, I'm telling everybody out there, if you want to be successful

in life, nobody can shoot you out of the saddle, nobody can knock you off your feet.

You have got to believe in yourself.

So all I gotta say is this, what you gonna do, man, when the World Wrestling Federation