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No, no, no, no, no. It's bad luck. You can't see me. You can't see the dress.

You can't see me.

It's a rehearsal. You don't have to worry about that until tomorrow,

It doesn't matter. It's tradition.

Go get the car ready. Okay.

Bad luck.

Thank you so much, son.

So this is real. You're really getting married.

How'd you get here, even? I mean, you're supposed to be in Afghanistan.

What happened?

Don't worry, Mom. Don't worry about how I got here.

It's fine.

I'm glad you're here.

You didn't think I was going to come?

Why did I have to find out about this from somebody else? Why didn't you tell

you were getting married?

I need to sit down.

Who is it? Who are you marrying?

I meant to tell you, but I... You didn't tell me, man. Well, you were, you were,

you know, you were busy. You don't think this was something we should have

talked about?

I deserve happiness.

Paul. Alex.

What's going on, dude?

What are you doing here? Oh, my God.

Good to see you, bro. You too. You're back.

You want to leave?

Um, yeah, something like that, man. I don't know.

It's great that you could be here today.

I couldn't miss her getting married.

Right, Mom?

That's great.

That's crazy, man.

Oh, that's so nice. You two were so close growing up. I know.

Now I'm calling you son.

What?

You didn't tell him?

You're marrying this guy?

Okay, calm down. You're marrying my fucking mom?

It's okay. Are you fucking kidding me, Paul? No, no, no.

My fucking mom? No. Are you serious?

Calm down. I knew she was hot. Everybody wanted to pay her. She didn't make us

fucking cookies and milk. Are you fucking kidding me?

Calm down. No, no, no. Time out. Go get the car.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

He's really great and I love him and we're so happy.

You should be happy for us. Are you kidding me?

You should be happy for us.

Mom.

How did this happen?

Well, you know, he kept coming to check on me, and I

don't know. It's just I was lonely, and he reminded me of you,

and... Yeah, well, he's not me. He's him.

Yeah, he's a nice guy. I mean, he's your best friend. Don't you think he's a

nice guy?

Yeah, he's a nice guy, but why did you think that was okay?

It doesn't... I didn't do it to hurt your feelings.

I mean... You didn't think it would hurt my feelings?

I didn't... I didn't know... I haven't heard from you. I didn't know what was

going on.

I was worried and I just... I just wanted to be...

taken care of and secure, you know? I just wanted... I just...

I miss being married.

I want you to be... happy mom but oh it's fucked up

i missed you so much though i missed you

Oh, son. I know you're mad at me. Don't be mad at mommy.

Oh, yeah.

Mommy missed you so much.

Oh, shit.

Blah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God, I miss you. I miss you so much.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, I feel so

good.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

You're a dick.

Saving my ass for my new house.

laughing again. That feels so good.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm going to cum. Oh, my God. I'm going to fucking cum. Don't

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

yes. Yes. It feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, baby.

Would you come inside of me?

Yeah, put it in my pussy.

Put it in my pussy.

I didn't want to marry Paul.

I just wanted to get you home so you could come inside of me.

Give me a baby.

I missed you, baby.

I hope you got enough inside of mommy to make a baby.

You're such a good boy.

Now let's go tell Paul the wedding thought.