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River! Professor Pounder!

So nice of you to join me.

Please, come have a seat.

What are you doing in my dorm room?

I'm here to take accountability for all the time that you have wasted in my

class. So, if you'd be so kind, come have a seat right here.

Come on, grab the ticket.

Alright, now, by my count...

You have wasted a total of eight hours of class time ordering food

delivery services to my class.

You know, I don't know who puts Worcestershire sauce on their burger.

Try to say that five times fast. That is very challenging. How many phone calls

do you make?

I don't know.

Because your phone was just always going off. I'm a busy girl.

All right.

Now, anyhow, do you go ahead and grab the philosophy book 104?

I left it at my sorority house.

Well,

guess what?

I brought the copy just for you.

Now, if you turn to page 273, we'll go ahead and get started.

Can't I persuade you to make up this time some other way?

Oh, don't you look at me with those big, beautiful blue eyes.

I'm not going to fall for it.

You know, you're the one that came into my dorm room and waited on my bed.

I think you're doing a little bit more than your job.

Beyond?

No, let me guess. You're about to take me beyond, aren't you? Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Please fuck me.

Thank you.

What do you want?

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

You got a little thumbs up right here.

Well.

Hell, we got that out of the register, son.

You'd be so kind to turn the page.

273.

I hate all...