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You looking good in them jeans. Yeah.

Girl, I'm trying to get in between.

In between.

Now you looking at me like maybe. Nah, don't do that.

Now you got me. Come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here, baby. Come here, baby. Come here, baby. Come here, baby. Come here,

baby. Come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here,

baby.

Let me see your dirty look, baby.

These bands I'm about to blow. Come here, baby.

If you're looking good in that little shit, little baby, look like this. I can

feel the dip. Say you like kids when I kiss the shit. I'm a hustler, baby. Let

me give my damn. And at the end of the night, I be niggin' the brand. Business

man, I ain't chasing fame. But at the end of the night, I bet you know my

P -I -P -E. Yo, bitch, fucked up, but I'm trying to stay focused. I can change

your life because you riding in a focus. Just don't leave me young, because then

I have to call you Moses. I see you posing for the camera, but I don't see

What's with you?

I could just stay home tonight, if you want.

Seriously?

You used that excuse last week.

The two of you used to be really good friends.

I mean, Lacey's a good yoga buddy, but we're not exactly besties.

Don't be immature, okay?

It's gonna be, it's a dinner party, okay? It's gonna be fun, there's gonna

lots of people there for you to talk to.

That's exactly what I need to unwind.

Instead of small talk with strangers.

Come on, you know that I think small talk is excruciating.

Why are you doing this to me?

Here we go.

You always turn your back around on me.

You accepted the invitation last week with a smile.

That's because I thought we were going to do the thing that we do with your

parents. You know, like one of us accepts, and then the other one comes up

some excuse to get out of it.

You know, we have a doctor's appointment for Jonathan, or some work obligation,

or fuck, let's tell him we have the measles. You know, none of the

parents are vaccinating.

That's it. We're a disease.

We're terrible.

That'll work perfectly.

That'll be the perfect excuse.

Oh, come on.

We never get to go all together like we used to anymore.

Are we really going to spend our only free day with the...

Neighbors? Well, I like Zach.

And I like his company.

Maybe I just want to get in on his company.

Well, yeah, if he trusted me enough to make me his partner, that would be

awesome.

Then why is Zach and Lacey, of all people, so weird?

Come on, get up and get ready.

I want to be there the minute we say we're going to be there. I want to show

that I am reliable.

Okay, wait. What if he has no intention of making me part of her? What if he's

just dangling that opportunity in front of you like a carrot?

Why would you say that?

They're freaks.

Maybe they live a lonely life living as freaks. They're having a hard time

making friends.

What are you talking about?

They have a house full of friends right now.

Seriously, do you just think that I'm incapable of being Zach's friend?

Don't be stupid.

No, seriously.

The last time I tried to talk to him, you pulled me away.

Nobody likes to stop and chat.

What are you talking about? Lacey offered us one of her chairs last night.

just don't understand.

Why are you so interested?

That's probably... No, no, okay.

That's probably that. Don't answer it. Maybe if we don't answer it, the only

thing we're not home.

What are you talking about? Our car's in the driveway. They're going to see it.

Just answer the phone.

It's just Alicia.

Oh.

Hello?

It's fine. It's fine.

Your mother's right. Finals are very important.

Yeah, yeah. Good luck on those finals.

And tell your mom I said hi.

Okay.

Bye.

Yes! Yes!

With faith. With faith.

No babysitter. No party.

We get to stay in bed.

What?

Okay. I'm going to go see Jonathan's bottle, and then I'm going to get us a

bottle of red, and we'll just be on this night, seasons two, three, and four.

It's a marathon.

All night long. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Megan. Megan. Yeah, yeah. Call the girlfriend down the street. I want the

glasses. Oh, come on. But Jonathan said that she stole from them.

Yeah. But not from us.

Yeah.

No. Oh, come on. No. No. My mom can watch her.

Your mother? She'll give you nothing but... cakes and candies. You can't be

trusted with our baby, or any baby for that matter.

I turned out okay.

After 15 ,000 in dental work, that's a no on grandma.

A hard no.

Look, Zach inherited his company from Lacey's father, and it's only getting

larger, and it's growing.

I... If I could just partner with him and tell him some of my ideas that we

could sell... And then you'd start working for him, and I'd be...

Had to go to all the impromptu dinner parties and meetings.

What happened to my little social butterfly?

We used to love parties.

That was in college, all right? Before the obligations of our mortgage, of our

son.

I'm a mother now, and you're... Like, we're parents. We do not party.

God, you talk like we're some, like, super old couple.

Let's go to some fun.

It's a dinner party.

Let's just...

But Jonathan... Look.

We are not going across town.

We're literally going to be right across the street.

One of us can just come over here and check on him every hour.

That's not the only reason, Chad.

Don't look at me like that.

Please?

My sweet love?

Fine, I'll feed him and then we'll go

And

after

you feed him

obviously for about four hours okay no no i will only go to this if we can

on him every hour okay fine and if i don't have to talk

okay fine

They were half dead when we met them but the white Now they're a strong team.

Yes. And you wrote the game. And no one can defeat you.

Every queen needs her king.

Her chump husband can't resist cocking at you every chance he gets.

Is that where my power lies?

My beauty?

You say it like it's a fact, then.

Beauty diminishes with age.

I do not think I get enough credit for my wit and my power of persuasion.

Not to mention, you have decades of pure Irish tyranny pulsating through those

veins.

Tell me more about tyranny, my love.

I can't wait to rule one day like my father.

No, we don't need that type of pressure in our lives.

Not when we're trying to raise a family.

No.

We're not going through this again.

Yeah, it's stupid to think that our son won't have any self -control just

because I struggle with it.

Your father wants his own flesh and blood.

And you have to have the baby.

I want the father to be me.

deal with the White's baby, and I can tell Daddy that he's mine.

The amount of self control it takes to not blow your

fucking brains out.

Promise me one thing.

Alright?

Promise you'll not let Lucy make a fool out of me.

Honey. Okay.

I get the impression that she's a little flirty with you and you with her.

Come on, babe. When she talks to us, she hardly even looks at me.

Babe. I'm not accusing you of anything.

I just noticed that she catches your eye.

Babe.

You're the only one...

If only we could just stay home.

Can't I convince you to stay home?

So she's wearing another one of those slutty dresses of hers.

I want you to think about this.

I

just

want you all to miss out.

You're the only one for me

I like that look on your face.

Looks like when we first met.

to be yours forever.

hot my wife looks.

Come on, mate.

I'm so tired.

My makeup's a mess now.

Kira.

Okay.

Sorry. I'll check on Johnny one last time, okay?