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Lex Express has been crisscrossing this great land of ours, with Lex Luger meeting hundreds

of thousands of Americans. His red, white, and blue call to action campaign has finally

reached its destination, the Palace of Auburn Hills in suburban Detroit, Michigan. This

You got that wrong again, McMahon.

There are four very prestigious-

Four, yes.

Four titles on the line.

What about the King of the Ring, which is owned by Jerry the King Lawler?

And he's gonna show the world what that imposter, Brett the Hitman,

Hart, is all about.

Unquestionably a great matchup, we'll find just who is the undisputed king of the WWF.

What's this?

That means my money grabbing-

are ready for money.

I'm so envious of Jim Poinette.

You know, money comes from money.

Mr. Fuji made him a wealthy man.

Now he is going to manage the tag champion.

And he'll go sooner.

Big money, big money.

And speaking of money, Roku's coming to town.

Listen to that, you've done it.

Wow, look out for Mahantan DiBiossi.

What do you expect?

You get in the ring with a class man like DiBiossi and turn your back.

DB Aussie credits that victory, not necessarily to the one, two, three kid, but to Razor Ramon.

You know, McMahon, Razor should have taken the easy way out.

DB Aussie offered him a job as a domestic, and he should have taken that job.

You know what a domestic is.

You want to describe what a domestic is for us.

Well, that's when your first thing you come to work.

They hand you the toilet brush and the dust mop.

And all you do is make sure everything's right in the house.

I see.

You can't really mess that up.

I see.

And you believe that Razor alone should have accepted

that offer from Ted DiBiase.

Well, I didn't realize that the toilet brush and the dust mop

was too much for him.

very much forward to locking up with what he called the rich man.

Hey, don't count DBSC out, McMahon.

What do you mean all the money in the world?

Whoa!

DBSC's got a lot of money.

And that can help.

They say money won't buy happiness.

Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.

DBSC, bigging off.

Razor Ramon.

Yes, it's all about the money.

Razor Ramon was insulted.

Whoa!

Clever maneuver on the part of Ted DiBiossi.

Well, you don't have to be too smart, I'll smart.

The bad guy, the domestic bad guy.

I like that, the domestic bad guy.

That's great.

Come on, Graf, get in there, the top rope, right across, that's rough.

Chocom, Chocom, wait a minute, I gotta wait to cheer.

If you do, you can cheer whoever you want, I can cheer whoever I want.

Ted DiBiossi, snapping razor off the top.

in control from the beginning, from the time the bell rang.

One, two, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,

three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,

three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,

three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,

three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,

three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four,

Dibiyoshi, sending Razor up now and down across the knee.

Cover him, Teddy, take him out.

Dibiyoshi, covering in, no.

Count up two.

Razor able to kick out quite handily, I might add.

He's a big tough guy, there's no doubt about that.

But his loyalty is to be questioned.

Razor on being set up, whipped to the ropes, Dibiyoshi waiting.

Close line, knocks the bad guy down to the canvas.

I get another cover, hook into leg two, and still can't quite get him.

to Divyasi, victory at hand, snapping over, Razor Ramon.

Now Divyasi, leaning on it.

Razor trying to turn in to Divyasi, can't quite do it.

You know, being in the ring, I know, you're in that position and somebody's got that side headlock.

That side headlock beams. Get in there, ref. It's on the throat. Get in there.

Well, it's not really. It's just that Razor Ramon has a bigger Adam's apple than most guys.

Oh, I see. So that's how you choke.

Well, the fact that DBS is choking him down is legal, then, in your opinion.

I would think so, yes.

If you want to have an overzealous Adam's apple, fine.

But when you're in that position and somebody's leaning on you,

they are pushing your lungs down about the size of little balloons.

You don't have any air in you.

You wouldn't know that, gentlemen, right there.

Razor Ramon having his problems here.

This matchup has really turned around in Ted DiBiossi's favor.

DiBiossi unquestionably one of the great tacticians and

technicians here in the WWF.

Let's get some-

Wait a minute.

Let's get something straight for the record.

The one, two, three kid never beat DiBiossi.

It was Razor Ramon that caused that to happen.

Follows up with another one, breaks the hole, the right back again is D.B.

Ossie, a third one, breaks it, perhaps we're good.

Razor now off the rope.

My, takes a knee into the rib area and smacked back down the canvases, Razor Ramon.

Hit him right in the black bean soup.

Ted D.B. Ossie.

Sinching up Razor, what's he gonna do now?

Yeah, neck breaker.

He's getting ready for that million-dollar dream.

Ted DiBiossi, perhaps with a better revenge considering DiBiossi's lost to the one,

two, three kid, what you say?

He credits Razor Among with a close Razor Among for the Suplex.

Do it, Teddy, he's yours, you own him, here we go.

Here it comes, here it comes.

Yeah.

DiBiossi, leading set for the million dollar dream, now Razor counters with an elbow.

Trying to set up Razor now, back to his feet, reversal.

Dibiyoshi coming off the rope, first line, but Razor himself goes down.

Both men bow.

I don't think Razor's got it anymore.

Dibiyoshi has taken a great deal out of Razor remote.

A hard fought matchup here, our very first matchup at SummerSlam.

Look out to the fuck out, yes!

Razor remote to the outside.

Taking the powers way out, yeah, Ed.

The Ted DiBiase, DiBiase has loosened the corner pad.

He stripped the corner pad from the corner, exposing that steel ring.

And Razor Ramon has no idea what's in store for him.

Razor Ramon to the bottom.

We hope he gets better soon.

Now, I just want to ask you real quickly,

the mother of the Steiner brothers.

It had to be an incredible childhood.

Were you always telling him, no Frankensteiners

by my good lamps?

Right, whatever you say, sounds good.

Right, and you, the poor sister of the Steiner brothers.

Can you imagine?

There had to be no man you could bring home

that would pass that infection.

They'd walk in the house, they'd see Robin's got to go.

I'm out of here.

Our sister needs to stay home and study.

Bay City, Michigan, graduating from Western High School,

going on the University of Michigan, becoming all Americans.

Bobby Heaton, it doesn't get any better than that,

unless you are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team.

Are you saying he would fabricate something like that?

for action, thus far with the exception of the outside of the matchup.

I guess it's pretty safe to say the Steiner pull has been having some fun in there.

Look at this.

Well, so did the heavy hearties at the beginning.

I've said with the exception of the outfit.

That's what I meant.

Can you imagine the disgrace McMahon of being beaten in your hometown?

Your home state, in front of Momsy and your sister?

It's gonna be horrible.

It can happen, anything can happen here in the WWF.

We know that for sure, and it usually does.

Jimmy Del Ray, that goes on to the outside, unbelievable.

And, unpersonally, has taken his toll on Scott Tyler.

Off the rope now, reverse over.

Off my back, whoa.

Tyler's are going to Smoky Mountain, I can feel it.

Isn't it ironic that the colors of Michigan would be yellow and blue?

But mostly yellow.

Look at this, they're not yellow, they're gold, Bobby.

unquestionably the momentum of the match up shift back in favor of the heavenly

bodies well it's gone that way since the beginning back and forth but I'm gonna

have to give the edge of the heavenly bodies just on points my point system

puts him 1112 to nine kind of a point system is that my point system hard

right hand block there it's doubtful anyone can take the starters on in the

fist to cup department here comes jiggalow jimmy del Rey oh my Ram's

But I noticed that Scott Steiner is face down.

You don't look too tough right now.

Scott Steiner being set up off the road.

Devastating maneuver by Dalran.

The disgrace of Michigan.

There's a cover, one, two, and no.

Almost a count of three, that was close.

That was close.

A heartbeat away.

A half a heartbeat.

Jimmy Dalran.

keeping Scott Steiner from tagging his brother Rick.

They've cut the ring off on him time after time, the heavenly bodies out.

They certainly have, and the heavenly bodies, they get more dates than a calendar.

Did you see that?

No, I didn't.

The back was turned, did you see that?

Do you want to die?

I beg your pardon.

I have my head turned, what happened?

No, don't, yeah, right, yeah, that would never happen, right?

I can't see it happening.

Tom Pritchard coming in now, and again you see the job the heavenly bodies are doing

on Scotty Stern are trying to keep him away from tagging his brother Rick.

Frequent tag back and forth with the heavenly bodies.

The strategy of Jim Cornett paying off.

one attack his brother.

Yes, he did.

the target from being pinned, but on the receiving end of this.

Meanwhile, back in the middle of the ring, and down.

A cover here, trip corner, it's up, goes in the rocket.

Look out, wrap, turn around, turn around.

My foot, did you hear that?

Did you hear that, Bobby Hena?

in his summer slam this is bigger than life thank you Vince McMahon for bringing me on board

we've just seen a title match we're about to see another one Sean Michaels has a intercontinental

belt he's going to take on mr perfect Sean is here along with his bodyguard diesel Sean you've

won it you've lost it you've won it can you hang on to this thing now all the questions

are going to be answered who is the greatest intercontinental champion of all time is it

are going to come across tonight, and I will prove to everybody, you and all the world,

that Shawn Michaels is the greatest intercontinental champ.

Now wait a minute, they say that Mr. Perfect cost you to lose it?

And Diesel won it back for ya!

I got news for ya. Who's the one that's wearing it?

It's Shawn Michaels, so I musta won it. Isn't that right, Diesel?

That's right. The heartbreak kid can take care of the work in the ring.

Hey, everybody knows the chicks dig this guy.

I'm here just to keep him off the champ.

Let's get outta here, champ.

Well, that's where the action is. They are headed for the ring as we speak,

so we better do the same thing.

This is Joe Fowler reporting. Let's go where the action is.

All right, so indeed, is he the greatest intercontinental champion, Shawn Michaels or not?

Well, I would say that, Shawn Michaels.

Okay, let's take you to Howard Fink, who?

Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for

one fall, mixed for the World Wrestling Federation.

Why?

It turned one-fifth of a champion.

show Durant had a punch, this man had a knock-up punch that could level them all.

Hands of stone, huh?

Yes.

How do you account for having brains of stone?

How do I have brains of stone?

I have a point, but that's what I thought.

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, just the sexy bars, he says.

Shawn Michaels will successfully defend the title again.

The individual many truly believe is the greatest intercontinental champion of all time.

It'll be the three-peat.

Well, of course, no one's ever three-peated in the World Wrestling Federation,

going after the Intercontinental Championship.

If anybody could do it, it'd be Mr. Poverty.

But he's not a wrestling and average man.

He's wrestling the best.

And with Diesel, we don't have a chance.

And now, no.

And look at a look on Shawn Michaels face, and Perfect looks confident.

Well, he always is confident.

I mean, he has a very strong mind, but he's-

He's what?

He's Shawn Michaels.

He's perfect.

The only thing Mr. Perfect doesn't have going for him is a six foot ten inch,

330 pound party guard by the name of Diesel.

And then 18 wheelers there just to keep the women off Shawn Michaels.

We're talking about the Intercontinental Championship being up for grabs.

What happened, Mommy?

I got hit in the eye with something, what happened?

I don't know.

We are live, ladies and gentlemen, from the Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan.

And here we go, the second title of the night, up for grabs,

Intercontinental Championship.

likely to see one of the great, if not one of the greatest intercontinental

matches we have ever seen here at Summerslam.

Take it to him, Shawn.

Yeah, in some respects, Bobby Heenan, I think you would have to agree that

Mr. Perfect has been the mentor and indeed Shawn Michaels has tried to follow

in the footsteps of Mr. Perfect.

It's safe to say that Shawn Michaels perhaps knows everything that Mr.

Perfect taught him.

Well, let's put it this way, Perfect is super, he is really skilled at what he does.

But Shawn Michaels, I believe Perfect even watched his films of Michael to pick up hints.

Don't forget, it was Perfect that caused Michael to lose the title to Marty Genetti.

It wasn't anything Genetti did or that Shawn Michaels didn't do, it was Perfect.

And he's gonna pay for it right now.

I see, and of course, Diesel instrumental and Shawn Michaels.

Diesel just there to keep the chicks off his back.

Right, sure, sure.

Mr. Pernick taught brother Shawn Michaels everything he knows.

He didn't teach him everything he knows, however.

Yeah, but that's not a lot either.

Really?

Come on, get credit where it's due, Bobaheden.

Slide, missing roundhouse right up.

Look it, that's the number and right back.

What's gonna happen here?

Collision, Karr, someone's gonna go down.

Yes.

Who got the worth of that?

Shawn Michaels dead, who's in control?

What a gifted athlete that Mr. Perfect is, but why is such a bad attitude?

A bad attitude?

Why does he turn an attitude that I think Shawn Michaels has?

I think Shawn Michaels is above board.

That's a bad attitude right there, very bad.

Shawn Michaels trying to escape, standing hammerlock, nice reversal.

Reversed again, and again.

Standing side headlock, not likely to stay there for long with that, look at that.

It's gonna be a suplex, head scissor kick out right back,

the seat of the elbow, perfect set him up for that one.

And you can see a little bit of frustration in the back of Shawn Michaels.

These two are showing you more moves than a go-go dancer with new slag.

It's pretty safe to say Bobby Heenan that the victor of this matchup is going to be

the one who does not make the mistakes.

Well, that's it.

Neither of them are really going to go out there and make a lot of mistakes.

It's that one mistake that's going to cost me.

And perfect, who's in perfect's corner?

Who's in perfect's corner?

Yeah.

Just about every fan, Jan Packett, by the Palace, comes in his corner.

Come on, the fans be nothing.

Mr. Perfect they do, and spinning now on Shawn Michaels.

Hold on.

Stand by the reverse, right back in again, another one.

Perfect, having some fun in there, laying the level of Shawn Michaels.

And to the buckle he goes.

No, aha.

Nailing perfect.

Michaels sent him up on that move.

He did indeed.

That's what's called thinking three or four moves ahead.

Reverb show, what's Michaels gonna do here?

Well, Michaels will never give up, but man's not a quitter.

You're gonna have to pay them or some kind of a fluke is gonna have to work for

Mr. Perfect.

Two of the very best athletes in all of the WWF.

Going at it for the Intercontinental Championship.

Mr. Perfect knows train to the Summer Slam, his first Summer Slam, 1989.

And he has been a perennial contender for

every title in the WWF since then, even before then.

Well, no one's taken it away from what a great athlete, second-generation wrestler and everything.

But he has to beat Shawn Michaels to win the title.

Shawn doesn't have to beat him, it's that simple.

That's a good point to the buckle and perfect.

Look at these moves, look at these moves.

Rowing up to the top now, high risk for Novor and Shawn McGregor's passing back,

Shawn's back taken in another one.

Perfect, I'm grabbing him off the top row.

Ladies and gentlemen, the WWF, you must make your opponent submit or

you must pin him in order to win a title.

You cannot win a championship or a disqualification or a count.

Diesel looking on.

Perhaps a look of concern, we saw moments ago on the face of Diesel.

Mr. Steiner doesn't look too good, does he?

What do you mean?

What are you talking about, Mr. Hino?

Nothing.

The Steiners, Uncrushed, we are celebrating as we speak.

Who will be celebrating after this match-up is over?

Shawn Michaels are Mr. Perfect.

Drill a rope now.

Michaels trying to set him up.

All fan, missing again.

Drop kick, look at this.

Well, finally, we'll shut that big mouth up.

You know I hate a guy with a big mouth.

I do too.

Me too.

Look at this, Michaels now.

Yeah, but look at Michaels coming right off again.

Unbelievable.

Put that boots to him, Shawn.

Here, use the monitor.

Hey, what?

Stay out of this.

Get him, Shawn.

The most perfect both men back in the ring now.

Unquestionably, Shawn Michaels with the momentum.

damage done to the lower back area.

Look at this, Michaels is just all over Mr. Perfect, all over it.

Yeah, he's so smart, is Shawn Michaels.

He's working on that lower back.

He knows Perfect won't be able to pick him up or do anything once that lower back

goes out.

Look at the arrogance.

Is that great?

Is he confident?

Is he conceited?

Does he have it all?

Is he gonna lose the intercontinental-

the back area, Mr. Perfect.

Shawn Michaels, unquestionably with the upper hand as we speak.

Michaels now, trying to set up perfect, what's he gonna do with it?

Again, ram the big forearm to the back area.

Hit him again, Shawn, don't, and again, hit him again.

Wait a minute, no coaching here.

Hey, you pay attention to your broadcasting.

Mr. Perfect.

Set up, and a, my God.

The ring moved all the way to Flint.

And the official by now may be considering stopping the matchup of a union.

Come on, look at this, is he rubbing it in?

Damn it, unbelievable.

Perfect, having his probably gonna smirk on Diesel's face.

Michael setting up, perfect, ram to me again.

Mr. Perfect will not be able to sustain much more of this.

Look at Michael holding it, pressing the pin back, look at this, snap on.

What pain, Mr. Perfect must be in.

Come on, snap him like a slim gym.

Perfect, just may submit for the first time in his long and

illustrious wrestling career, look at the chin being shoved back.

Perfect appears to be defenseless.

He is, there's nothing you can do there.

a good wrestling move, punched his way out of it.

Yeah, I like that.

You have to do what you have to do, Bobby.

Those are your words.

I remember, I've never said that.

You what?

I've never said that.

Have you said that?

You've said that, I haven't said that.

You've said that.

You said that.

Krista, perfect.

Yes, nice upper cut.

Perfect, perhaps risking disqualification when he had to do something.

Krista's gonna run elsewhere and go.

Yeah, you do anything you can, you just said that.

No, Bobby Heenan, I was quoting you.

Shawn Michaels now off the road, perfect, unbelievable right hand.

Cover him, quickly.

It's a cover, okay, one, two, yes, yes.

No, no, he still got that fight left in him, that's a champion.

No denying the skills or the tenacity of one Shawn Michaels.

But perfect is taking it out of Shawn Michaels, bit by bit.

We'll be right back there.

As a result.

Perfect's gonna get hurt.

Perfect's in trouble now.

Look at this.

What I tell you about the punches this man can throw.

That gloved right fast, and oh, no, look at that.

I think he knocked him out.

A cold, cold like a mackerel.

Unbelievable look on Diesel's face.

He's mad, don't get him mad.

Mr. Perfect at every right to get back in there.

Mr. Perfect.

walking out of the ring, a true champion is laying on his back the way that you won.

All your questions have been answered.

Who is the greatest in the Continental Champion?

The man that told him about Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels, victorious, Razor Ramon, and

Jim Cornetta back on the hotline.

Things are really heating up here, no doubt about that.

My perfect on his feet, but perfect is not a half.

over to Joe Fowler. Joe, can you hear us?

I hear you, but we ought to lock the doors,

because Perfect's on his way.

Let me tell you something.

I found somebody in the same boat that I'm in.

This is my first pay-per-view.

One, two, three, kid.

This is your first pay-per-view.

I admit I'm a little nervous.

What about you?

Oh, God, Joe, I know this is your first pay-per-view,

but for me, I'm getting in there with the IRS.

He's one of the top wrestlers in the World

Wrestling Federation today.

You know the butterflies are coming on my stomach, you know, I know I'm real excited to be out there

But and this is a chance of a lifetime for me, but god I'm just so nervous

I can't even talk Erwin R. Scheister IRS. He's bigger. He's stronger

But then again most everybody you take on is bigger and stronger. Yeah, you're exactly right about that

Everyone that I get into the ring with as a size of Vanna Jami

But I'm just gonna go out there

110% I'm gonna throw caution to the wind and hopefully I'll you know be able to pull it off wait

I'm being told that IRS is in the ring. This is it kid. It's your time. Look enjoy the moment

Thanks, Joe. I'd better get out of here. All right. One two three kid is heading on in. He's quiet

He's shy, but folks he is a hero back to you Vince. All right, indeed. He has become just that

Now it's known as the tax cheat city

Erwin R. Scheister, ladies and gentlemen, better known as I.R.S.

What a matchup this is going to be.

The one, two, three, kid on his way.

This is the first, this is the first.

This is the first time a kid's been up past Aida's lap.

One, two, three.

The one, two, three.

Here's a young man, the one, two, three kid who has pulled off so many upsets here in the WWF.

He has captured the spirit and mind of so many youngsters.

The one, two, three kid with an invulnerable record, and he may be a bit nervous, but that's okay.

It's probably what worked to his advantage.

And I remind you, Bobbi, he and the one, two, three kid defeated the tag team partner

of Erwin R. Scheister, Ted DiBiase.

If he defeated DiBiase, I believe he can defeat Erwin R. Scheister.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, Tuxedo breath.

He didn't defeat DiBiase, Reza Ramon did, and you're gonna see right now.

what IRS has made of, how he's gonna take this punk apart piece by piece.

He's gotta be nervous, over 160 countries on TV and

radio are watching this, millions and millions of people.

He's totally nervous, he's watching Shake.

All right now, IRS not surprisingly, getting a better of the exchange thus far,

deep fart.

And no, look at that maneuver, covering, it's over, he got him.

No, he made it, it's over, it's not over.

I was hoping maybe it was gonna be over.

One, two, three, kid, ladies and gentlemen.

See, I don't care, I don't care as smart as IRS is and DBSC.

You can't take this guy lightly, like what happened on Monday Night Raw.

He's a fluke, this guy can pull off anything, he's just got that dumb luck.

Well, call it what you will, call it luck, call it ability,

call it the fact that the one, two, three kid will take high risk like no one else

ever in the WWF, whatever it is, you can call him victorious.

You call him stupid off the road horrible, horrible thing.

You realize IRS just threw the kid higher here at the palace than Michael

Jordan has ever thrown a basketball.

He slims us the kid.

IRS against the one, two, three kid.

And there's no denying the abilities of Erwin R.

Scheister and look at that, he did it again.

Well, they can't get it, Trump, kick one, two.

Can you imagine being a horrible 10, 15 feet in the air and drop, kick a guy?

Unbelievable, off to a wrap-down.

Elbow, fine, just mark, right on the bicuspid.

The what?

The bicuspid.

What do you know about bicuspid?

It's the back tooth, it's the back tooth.

I see.

When did you ever take the anatomy lessons?

McMahon on the brain, I know it all, ask me something, ask me anything.

Where's the kid going to land, on the floor, where's he now?

I'm sorry, excuse me.

Asking and answering your own questions, you are the brain, aren't you?

Well, I have to when I'm-

Yeah, right, when you're what?

No, I never am.

Irwin R. Scheister.

Waffle him, waffle him, boom, mile.

Forearm to the chest area, the kid's back down.

And there's no denying this man's skills, Erwin R.

Scheister, unquestionably one of the perennial premier World Wrestling

Federation superstars.

Erwin R. Scheister can go one-on-one with anyone in the WWF.

And he is very upset with President Clinton.

I'll make a part of it.

He wanted him to raise the taxes more.

Look at that, everybody, the kid, a skirt.

This one's gonna be head straight three now.

Oh, damn, buddy, Adam, it could happen, it could happen.

Anything can happen.

He should be called the one, two, three fluke.

Lady lock on Crestman, riding on the shoulders of the one, two, three kids.

Boy, he hit him so hard he knocked three zits off his cheek.

Boom box.

Dropping the elbow, Erwin R. Scheister, a cover here, two, and a kick out.

Erwin, come on.

You've been in there too long with him, take him out.

A abdominal stretch now, Erwin R. Scheister.

Holding on to the rope, come on, wrap, get up there.

Well, that's for balance, he can do that for balance.

That's not for balance, that's for additional leverage, the official up on his feet.

No, it's for balance.

Yeah, I see.

And again, Irwin not above cheating.

Irwin R. Scheister.

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

And bragging isn't bragging if you can do it.

I see.

Irwin R. Scheister, unquestionably.

one of the great technical rusters in the WWF and perhaps many say he's even

better individually than he has been as a tag team partner of Ted DiBiossi.

Well, I think he shines more, his ability to think for himself or

he doesn't have to rely on a partner could be advantage of Mr. IRS.

But I would have to say just by watching him in the way I've been watching him

the way he's in the ring right now, I'd have to say that, yes, the kids in trouble.

Could you care to repeat that, please?

Can you hear some of these fans?

One, shouting one, two, three, and it's bothering Irwin.

That is amazing.

Just like Irwin doesn't like to hear his name.

Can you imagine going through life and not liking your name, Irwin?

The kid puts on a branch and shies her to the buckle repeatedly.

Look at this, look at the kid going up, yes, unbelievable.

Irwin and I shies her to the buckle, the kid moving right in.

Going up to the top, what's he gonna do?

I don't like the looks of this.

And the kid pouring it on, look at this, the number, yes, shoulders, two and three, no.

Sheizer, Sheizer, Sheizer, come on, Sheizer.

All right, all right, show up to the rope, I can't believe the performance of the month.

He knocked him out, he's on.

One, two, three.

No.

What a matchup.

The kid doesn't have the weight to hold him down.

Shreistar reversing it now, the kid coming off the ropes.

What would he call Shreistar?

Give him a break.

Oh my.

No.

Is he like a decal?

He's not a heroine?

Are.

Are?

Revenue, for revenue, right off.

The cover, one, two, no.

Yes.

Yes, he got him.

Now let me show you something, McMahon.

What do you mean?

my brain scan now notice this let's say the one two three kid was standing right

here yeah Erwin our shy stare was over here yeah now watch this off the rope

yeah the directors a little behind time look how he hits him with that clothes

line yeah what he does is his arms extended here his body's here which

makes a four he lands wait a minute that's a 1040 form he just wrote them

I believe over with members of the Hart family.

Let's take you over now to Todd Pettengill, Todd.

I'm standing by with Bruce and Owen Hart, Stu and

Helen Hart were supposed to be in attendance tonight.

Bruce, where are they?

My dad just got out of hospital, he had major reconstructive D surgery after an accident

happened down here a couple of weeks ago involving that idiot Jerry Lawler.

The vitriolic attacks on the Hart family continue by Jerry Lawler.

Owen, what exactly happened to your dad?

Well, you know, Todd, we're sick and tired.

Jerry Lawler and all his dirty tactics.

My mother and father came down to Monday Night Raw.

Jerry Lawler insulted them.

While my dad was leaving, he was kind of shaken.

He twisted his knee, he had surgery on his kneecap.

He's at home recovering right now.

But believe me, Jerry Lawler, my mother and my father

are watching.

They're giving Brett 100% support.

Bruce and I are here representing Brett.

And we're going to make sure that Brett Hart rules number one.

The Hart family represented in the brothers.

Thank you very much, guys.

Let's go back to the squared circle on Howard Finkel.

The head man Brad Hart with a very stern look on his face.

And I don't think he plans on taking any prisoners here in the Palace of Summer Slam.

You wait until Jerry Lowe knocks that 40 weight oil out of that hair.

There he is, ladies and gentlemen, that was his brother, Bruce Hyde.

Did he ever play a banjo in the movie Deliverance?

What did you play, Stopping?

And we know that Helen is right by his side.

You know what happens to Hart?

One too many times, he took the top off that bottle of muscatel.

And Helen's staying home because there's a whole new meaning to the word stampede.

There it is.

Comes from O'Bright goodness.

I didn't want to say anything, but hey, wait a minute, what, wait a minute, what's this?

What is going on?

What do you mean you didn't want to say?

I knew something earlier that I couldn't relate.

Well, but I'll let the announcer or Jerry Lawyer tell you.

Look at the ice pack, he's gotta be really in pain.

Wait just a moment.

Okay, I can't believe this.

But what you want in McMahon?

What? As bad as his leg is, and I'm not sure really how-

That the injury is walking that aisle on crutches with that ice pack.

That's worthy, that's the king of the World Wrestling Federation.

And a suspect look on the face of the hitman Red Heart is Jerry Lauder from Memphis,

Tennessee, makes his way to the square circle on a set of crutches, give me a break.

Well, you'll hear about it.

I believe Todd Pettengill is gonna get over there and

maybe give us a little better word.

What's going on, Todd?

Vince, I cannot believe this.

Jerry Lawler, what is going on?

I'm gonna tell you exactly what is going on.

And she caused about a 10 car pile up.

It must have been Helen Hart.

I want to tell you it was horrible.

Look at my leg right now.

I had to pull myself out of the fiery wreckage.

My leg was twisted and mangled.

There were nurses there that said, Mr.

Loller, King, we gotta get you through the hospital.

You can't go to the palace with your leg in that condition.

I'm gonna keep me from getting my hands on Bret Hart tonight.

I have him here on one leg and

Bret Hart, I can beat you with only one leg.

But right before,

right before I came out here,

the doctors in the back gave me strict orders that under no circumstances.

would I be able to participate in any kind of wrestling event tonight?

What a shame.

My goodness, this is a rip off.

This is a rip off.

I don't believe it.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Let me tell you some of you coward, Bret Hart.

Don't think that you're gonna get off easy.

Don't think that you're gonna leave here tonight without getting your brains beat out.

He's gonna fight him, he's gonna fight him.

Yeah, I guess you've come down here and beat up a cripple man, huh?

You're a big shot, you're real tough.

I'm gonna tell you something, Bret Hart.

You're a hated man here in the World Wrestling Federation.

And back there, all the other wrestlers came up to me and said,

King, let me go out and take your place.

Let me go out there and give that Bret Hart the beating he deserves.

So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna let somebody give you the beating you deserve.

Myself appointed, Court Jester, Doink the Cloud.

Come here Doink.

What is this?

Doink the Cloud.

He's got buckets.

There could only be one thing in those buckets and

he hasn't been milking any cows.

This is the biggest ripoff I've seen in a long time.

I didn't hear about any accident.

I was there, I saw it.

I'll tell you the moment.

I'll tell you the whole story in a moment.

Oh, he's got water, he's got water.

Doink the clown, the surrogate.

The court jester of the King Jerry Lawler is Doink the Clown.

Rose Confetti on some of the fans of Lundry Time.

Fuck the crowd having some fun right now, I got very seriously.

watching from his King Lee Perch, Jerry the King Lawler.

Look at this, got hurt out there with Doink the Clown hammering away.

Doink can't even get his jacket off.

Come on referee, do something.

My clothesline down goes Doink.

Doink the Clown.

My god, did it, my, forget about it.

as you would suspect he would be.

You wanna hear about Jerry Lawyer?

You want me to tell you what happened?

He pulled off Interstate 75.

There was a fiery wreck by 18, 19 times.

He crawled out of the wreckage, made it to a school bus for 45 kids.

Hey, what?

And he's here.

He made it here and bought him hamburgers before he went to the match.

What a man Jerry Lawyer is.

What a king.

What a king.

Bret Hart, Bret Hart has been waiting since June 13th for a matchup with Jerry The King

Lawler.

You will recall, Bret Hart, June 13th, The King of the Rings.

your son, wouldn't you be angry?

Slugged fast developing here, doing thick clown,

considering one of the greats in terms of technical skill here in the WWE,

regardless of the way the man is dressed.

The man is a great technical wrestler on the mat, standing up on the floor,

any place you wanna go, he'll go with you.

Wait a minute, what's going on here?

Brett's coloring, he's going back to the dressing room.

He's going after the king, a wounded, a crippled wounded man.

He's obsessed with the King Jerry Lawler.

Even you call him the King McMahon.

Okay, did you know Stu Hart and

Helen have never considered divorce?

Did you know Stu Hart and

Helen Hart have never considered divorce?

Of course they never have, they've been together for years and years.

That's not the reason nobody wanted custody of those ugly kids.

the new and Helen Hart, the guest of the World Rusting Federation.

My, on Monday Night Raw, July 26th, only to be insulted by that man right there.

Basser Curry, killing.

Wow, wrong language in the part of the self-professed King, Jerry Lawler.

Well, he's excited.

That's what happens at Summer State.

I'm gonna say this is a great match up here with Doink and the hitman,

Bret Hart, nonetheless, I personally am disappointed that Jerry Lawler is not in the ring.

Whether there was an accident or not.

Well, when he gets better, he'll be in the ring, he's a competitor.

He's here, and he.

I, for one, wait for that day when Jerry Lawler will get his from the Hitman,

Bret Hart, or any members of the Hart family.

But right now, Doink is giving it to the Hitman.

My goodness.

Jerry Lawler has been king for a year.

And again, accomplishment, a great accomplishment.

But he never accomplished what Jerry the King Law has accomplished.

.

Toink the clown.

Was there anything but funny hooks to leg here one.

Going to kick out.

.

Toink the clown and the hitman, Brad Hart, having a go here with his capacity crowd at SummerSlam.

The Palace of Auburn Hills, suburban Detroit.

What a better place for the King.

Look at this, submission hold here.

I heard him say yes, I heard him say yes.

Yes, who said yes?

Hart said yes, Bray Hart said yes.

Yes to what?

You give up, he said yes.

I think he did.

Ring the bell, ring the bell.

The Fugals smiling up the ring the bell.

Brad Hart has not submitted his idea,

although look at Dwight grinding it out.

both men back to their feet now.

Both men perhaps evenly matching the scientific department, look out.

Perhaps going to clown a bit more of the aggressor.

Well, they're both the same size, they have great knowledge of wrestling.

Speed is about the same, I'm gonna have to give it to Doink.

I'm gonna have to go with Doink.

What are you gonna give?

Why would I go with Doink?

You said you're gonna have to give it to him?

Count two and a kick out.

I'll have to go with the victory.

I think he's gonna win it.

I don't mean that, but you're confusing as heck, look at this.

Doink the clown, hand full of hair, wait a minute, submission on coming in.

Stump, Pudler, that should do it.

Yes, I think Bret Hart just said, I can't tell, his hands are up.

A very, very, very, wait a minute, Doink has his hand in the road.

That's okay, that's just for bound.

Look up, Bret, look up.

Bret Hart has to submit, he can't look up.

You want me to get your neck broke too?

you've trained and you have your strategy set for one individual.

There's no way you can change it as quickly as Bret Hart would have to change it to be

successful here, look back, back on the top, look back.

Clown trying to set him up now, coming off the ramp and lands the right hand to the midsection.

Bret Hart now steps to that right back, step breaker.

I think he's gonna have him there.

What?

I think Hart may have had him there.

Bret Hart.

Wait, wait, just a moment, there's nothing wrong with the knee, there's nothing wrong with-

What we're seeing here.

This is unbelievable.

I believe they're answering the water back to the ring.

Meanwhile, Pat Harden is coming after Lawyer.

Did Jack Tunney force him to go back into the ring?

Jack Tunney is on his way to ringside.

Jack Tunney is having a conversation with the ring announcer.

How about Vicka, we're gonna get some instruction here.

been told by World Wrestling Federation President Jack Tunney that if Jerry the King Luller

does not come back into the ring.

Jerry Lauder trying to, trying to get himself together.

like this in the WWF ever, never, get over there, where's the referee?

The referee with the Hart family, meanwhile Brad Hart is being destroyed by Jerry Haller.

Come on, King.

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, look at his hands up as if nothing's happened.

After what this man has been through today, to go out and

even have to fight for his life, for his pain, through what?

Now for Jerry Lawler.

No, no, look at this, going to clown earlier on you saw him attacking the legs.

Wait, wait, wait, what's Lawler gonna do?

No!

What's gonna happen to him?

Stop it, Bobby, hit him.

You're a witness singer first in the World Wrestling Federation,

that's for sure I've never seen anything like this in my life.

Never

He's got two heart brothers at ringside.

Who knows where those two ghouls are, Helen and Sue.

And there's 18 or 20 other brothers and sisters could be roamed in the building.

But King has to fight for his life.

Jerry Lawler with front arm to, my goodness.

Devastating maneuver by Jerry Lawler.

Jerry Lawler sensing victory.

in the WWF, again, Brad Hart said this was not going to be a scientific matchup at all.

He said this was not going to be funny, and it's not.

It's time to go school, they're gonna go at it.

Jeff is over, the knee to the back area.

The Hitman, Bret Hart with a cover, a free out of position, one, two.

That's all they get.

Come on.

Wait a minute, I'm not too sure about that.

Don't count with a one count.

I think Bret Hart was, and here comes the Piledriver.

The Hitman, Bret Hart.

They're up, King.

I think the Hitman, Bret Hart is not out to beat Jerry Luller.

No, I don't know.

He wants to tear the king apart.

He's giving it the thumbs up and the thumbs down.

They want to see the king slaughtered.

I've never seen so many thumbs down, Chef Shorter.

The officials are trying to get the Hitman Brad Holt pleading.

They're pleading with Brad Holt to release the Holt.

Don't plead with him, dictate to him.

You're on order in there.

You tell him what you need, get him off him.

Look at this, this again.

Three officials.

This is not pretty.

No, it's not.

He's trying to break his back and he's trying to break his legs.

This is horrible.

This is not just for a match, this is not just for honors.

But who's the king of the ring?

This is for as far as family, Bob and Heenan.

This is for all those insults, all those insults hurled at his mom and dad.

Don't pat him on the back, don't tell him to break it, knock him on his butt.

Get him off him, there's the King Jerry lord there.

Get that big man off him.

What he did to my-

Shut your mouth, you-

The referee has reversed his initial decision as a result of

Brett Hart's refusing the official's instructions to release the sharpshooter.

Who's the king of man?

the winner of this battle, an undisputed King of the World Wrestling Federation.

Yes, Jerry the King, mother.

Yeah.

Who is the undisputed King of the World Wrestling Federation?

Come on, tell me.

is Jerry the King Lawyer.

Bret Hart is too ugly to believe.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bret Hart, wait a minute.

We're gonna be talking Jerry Lawyer.

This is never gonna end.

This will never end until one of them is out.

One of them is out of the WWF for good physically.

I bet you, yeah.

of officials, seven referees, many of you, and a crutch.

I'm gonna show you all exactly where Lex Luger is gonna try to win the World Wrestling Federation

Championship right here in the middle of the American dream. Well keep on dreaming Lex Luger

because if this is what you stand up for, it's this is what you're proud of, these crumbling

And I bet the Lex Express never stopped here on its way to Somerslan.

So Lex Luger, look at this.

This building is crumbling like America is crumbling

because you American high school dropouts are signing this country away

well-fed check by well-fed check.

And you people call this the land of opportunities?

Well, I'm gonna take my opportunity to show all you

so-called American wrestlers and

Marty Janetti tonight at Summerslam

What Ludwig Borga is all about?

in the World Wrestling Federation, Ludwig Borga.

Yes, but I remind you, Marty Gianetti has been in the WWF for

some time, Ludwig Borga undefeated, yes, but here for too much.

Take a look at the monster.

Siki and perhaps it'll be here at SummerSlam where Mr. Borges undefeated streak comes to a brusk hot

Janetti

Janetti a look at that. I shot to the rim by Ludwig Borger another one

Ludwig Borger by the way as a teenager was the European junior heavyweight boxing champion as a teenager

Obviously he has gained a great deal of strength and size since that occasion

You know, you can take a 300 pound man, you can have him dead lift 989 pounds.

That's the accomplishment.

My goodness, but when the man hates and has fury inside of him like this man,

and you put all the, everything together in one package, you're not gonna beat this man.

Bobby Heenan, everyone can be defeated on any given day here in the WWF.

I don't know, this guy, this guy's something different.

Two, three.

Marty Janetti on the receiving end of those, I knees to the ribs.

The official warning, Ludwig Borga, and Borga, thus far pouring it on Marty Janetti.

Off the rope, Janetti.

And he punched him on the way down.

Wow, wow.

That was impressive.

If you're Marty Janetti, Bobby, what do you do in a match like this?

Doing instructions you give up.

That's the way with Marty and Janetti, that's what I do.

Who's gonna fight Borga?

Janetti would.

Marty Janetti.

Goodness, a right hand.

Janetti, former Intercontinental Champion, one of the great competitors.

Another shot by Ludwig Borga.

When's the last time you had a nice finished punch?

Not like a Hawaiian punch, a finished punch.

Take the ribs out.

You mentioned earlier, Korga, the Scandinavian deadlift champion,

lifting 989 pounds.

A power this man possesses.

What if you got all this hatred running through your body and you're that strong?

You can't be beat.

is an opportunist, Marty Gennady is an opportunist.

Well, well, so is Luke Bigport, I guess.

But not for long.

So Tonka, the great American Indian star, is undefeated, right?

Native American, yes, of course.

So is Ludwig Borga.

Who does not respect look at this look at the athletes thus far here in the world

busting Federation he's blowing his horn on the guy and obviously does not

respect America

Farah bought a powerful loot they give

Borga pouring it on

look at the size of the back on this man in the forearm he is put together

Punches, I think nothing behind them.

I don't know about that.

Barney Janetti trying to squirm it.

He's out of it now.

Barney Janetti scooping up.

No, can't do it.

Look at his back a bit.

What a close.

Oh my God.

Oh my goodness.

That looks like the zipper and it's stay fair.

You know the ride that goes around and no one ever survives.

And now, setting him up for perhaps more, coming off the run.

You see the hate in his eyes, can't you?

And you could probably hear it if you understood finish.

He's been, look at that.

I do.

I understand finish.

Well, why don't you just keep it to yourself?

Luke Big Borgha, again on the side, rabbit punches, jamming, Marty Janetti.

And Janetti goes up across, Big Luke, Big Borgha's back.

And I don't know, Marty Janetti can withstand this kind of punishment.

Luke Big Borgha with Marty Janetti.

I'd like to see the replay of this.

I want to show you the power of this man.

I want to show you what this man can do in the ring.

Look at this, there's 240 pound body genetic, leaping in midair.

Borga catches him, puts him exactly how he wants him, and

then drives him into the match.

Ludwig Borga, oh yeah.

SummerSlam is, and speaking of pay-per-views, in the WWF.

Thanksgiving Eve, prepare yourself for a little stuffy.

And perhaps some squad.

The Survivor Series, the Thanksgiving Eve tradition

America waits for, only on pay-per-view.

There's no doubt, Bobby Heaton,

we all are enjoying SummerSlam.

We do invite you to join us.

for the Thanksgiving pay-per-view tradition here in the WWF Survivor Series.

It's not Thanksgiving night, right? Thanksgiving Eve.

The hottest pay-per-view going.

And don't be fooled, ladies and gentlemen, by anything that comes close to the Survivor

Series, there is nothing coming close to it.

And this year, we return to Tag Team Elimination Competition.

That's four men, and they're all, well, it's a Tag Team, but no, it's eight men, really,

it's four on one side.

It could be three against one, it could be two against two, it could be, it could be

anything, Bobby Heenan.

Well, one guy could be left against all four, then again, if you think about it, if you have

Two against two, and that's pretty even, but there's usually times.

It's exciting, ladies and gentlemen, and it's the only pay-per-view worth waiting for.

Thanksgiving Eve.

Let's go up now to Howard Finkel.

You interrupted me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest scheduled for one fall is the rest in Eastman.

Now, that's just kind of an interesting.

The rules are simple.

There will be no disqualification, there will be no count out.

But there will be a decisive winner.

And just who will that winner be?

We are live from the Pines of Auburn Hill, Michigan.

This is SummerSlam.

This is the World Wrestling Federation.

And this is a giant Gonzalez.

A giant Gonzales managed by Harvey Whippelman.

Giant Gonzales against the Undertaker.

Yes, someone will rest in peace as a result of this matchup.

And there, in the clutches of Harvey Whippelman, the earned.

And Harvey was instrumental and stealing from the Undertaker.

No, no, no, he earned it.

I see, yeah, right.

Harvey Whippelman holding the power, if you would, a source of power for

the Undertaker.

Look at the size of Giant Gonzalez.

Have you ever seen anything like it before?

No, I haven't.

I mean, this fan is awesome.

This, look, he dwarfs everybody.

Well, dwarfing Finkel isn't a big accomplishment, you know, but

that man's eight feet tall, and he's a monster.

A real monster.

He's noticing the earned currently in the clutches of Harvey Whippelman.

But even without the all-powerful earned.

Even without Paul Bear at his side.

The Undertaker has cut a path through the WWF deluxe,

in which no one else has come close.

Look at those eyes.

He's different all right.

He looks like-

Undertaker with those karate thrusts to the throat area.

Look at this.

This is a different Undertaker than you've seen before.

Usually he's stock shaped, he takes his time, he's taking it right to the giant

Gonzalez.

Harvey Rippelman up there.

Tell him, Harvey, tell him, Harvey, tell him, what?

Get on his case, Harvey will knock you out in a minute, you know?

Yeah, sure.

Harvey Rippelman, touching under the ring post, trying to distract the Undertaker.

Giant Gonzales spared at least four more, look at that, huge poop.

And then a kisser of the Undertaker, and another one.

You know why the Undertaker made a move towards Harvey?

Harvey owns the iron, he controls the Undertaker's life.

And the Undertaker knows it.

Giant Gonzales with the Undertaker setting him up, coming up to ropes and

missing with a roundhouse.

Undertaker right back at him, clothesline, and

Giant Gonzales does not go down.

He's still on his feet.

Undertaker, and another one.

Look at this, this is a different Undertaker.

And there is the iron, look at that.

Giant Gonzales, look at this.

You think when he gets his wake up call in the morning, he rises up like that.

That's not a normal guy.

He's not a human.

I'll grant you that as well.

He's the Undertaker, there's only one of a kind in the WWF lucky.

Undertaker to the outside.

Gonzales and the Undertaker, outside.

Undertaker, and Giant Gonzales going at it.

Regular face Undertaker and Gonzales, what's gonna happen now?

Undertaker into the apron.

Gonzales going full well.

My goodness, facing a most unique individual here.

Can you imagine a man like the Undertaker?

Wait a minute, look at this.

Did you hear that?

Did you see that?

Wow, I can't hear anything after that smash.

Oh, Mr. Pizzer!

Oh, my God!

Giant Gonzales!

Worming that chair into the back and the head of the Undertaker.

After that, he just might be rusting in peace.

Taking one of those big dirt naps.

You got him, got him.

Wait a minute, look at this though.

Undertaker reaching out.

Undertaker.

What's he doing?

I think he's getting it back together again.

Undertaker is starting to move.

He's on his knees now.

He's not human.

The Undertaker.

So he's back down and now Gonzales back over.

Giant Gonzales, hammering away on the back of the Undertaker.

And the Undertaker back in now, Giant Gonzales, taking it to him.

And again, this matchup, no disqualification, no count out.

And look at this, Undertaker crawling to the urn.

That's where his power lies, trying to get to the urn.

Reaching for it.

For a tag partner, it's like he's going for help.

It's like he's going for the only thing that keeps him going in this world.

But he's not getting there, is he?

Cuz that earned his own by Harvey Whippelman.

It's owned by the Undertaker.

It's in the possession of Harvey Whippelman.

Same thing.

Undertaker, look at that.

Double clock, double clock, a hard right hand by the Undertaker.

Another uplifting chop.

Giant Gonzales beginning to stagger a bit and under here, go on.

It's on the yarn and almost got it.

And it snatched away from him at the last moment.

We're on this lifetime, British.

Whippleman and the Giant Gonzales have the psychological advantage in this match.

They also have the height advantage and the weight advantage.

There's no way they can lose.

Take out, no, did you see the weight, Giant Gonzales whipped him to the bucket.

Bring out the silver bull at the wooden stake in the garlic.

Take him home, giant.

And again, Undertaker crawling, crawling till the end, trying to seek the power.

The power to defeat the eight-foot giant Gonzalez in a lunge but to no avail.

What's that?

Oh, Mr. Whippelman, be careful, please be careful.

Barbarra planning the rest in peace.

No, wait a minute, just look over at Harvey Whippelman.

Whippelman will knock you out in a minute.

Harvey Whippelman is gonna go, he's gonna take on the charges and look at that.

He slipped, he lost his footing.

on the shelf again, don't get him, Giant.

And Harvey Whippelman is still out, Paul Barra leveled.

Harvey Whippelman, come on, knock off those comp trucking eyebrows, take him out.

Giant Gonzales continuing to rock, but he won't go down.

That's five clotheslines in a row by the Undertaker, a man his size.

No, he's got him on me, but he's going down.

But he's not down, he's not down, he's not down.

Wait a minute, the Undertaker's going up, but he's not down.

The Undertaker is going up to the top rope.

But Undertaker, I mean, Gonzales is getting up.

Giant Gonzales.

We have the World Wrestling Federation champion, Yoko Zuna.

We have his manager, Mr. Fuji, and their American spokesman, Jim Cornette.

Cornette, you're already in the hall.

Your heavenly body's lost to the stunners.

You're 0-1 tonight.

Let me tell you something, Hatchethead.

You need to sit down, take you a volume, and just listen to what I got to say.

First of all, it was a hometown decision, a referee from Detroit, Michigan.

We have had a night of surprises.

Surprise number one, Jerry Lawler comes out on crutches.

Then another surprise, Paul Bearer shows up out of nowhere.

Might the next surprise be Lex Luger takes the belt.

I'll tell you the biggest surprise, your employment.

Let me tell you something right now.

Lex Luger, I want you to listen and listen good to my voice

while you take a look at the last sight

that you may ever see in your living life, brother.

beast the monster you look in those eyes and like I've said before you see no

pity you see no fear you see no compassion for his fellow man all you

see is the intention to take you Lex Luger and rip you limb from limb you

throw your arms up Lex Luger when you get in that ring and you draw the power

of all those million

Americans that you've touched hands with all across the called action campaign.

You draw that power from all of them, Luger, and you're still gonna come up short.

The auto workers in Detroit, the farmers in Kansas, and the common people all across America,

they're gonna give you their strength.

And Lex Luger, it's not gonna be enough, no matter how hard you fight to take this big

man down.

We've waited a long time, and now the time for talking is over.

The last thing that you will hear tonight at SummerSlam of 93 is this.

Banzai!

If a picture is worth a thousand, that's ten grand right there, Vince.

No doubt about that.

That, ladies and gentlemen, the World Rusting Federation title matchup yet to come here at SummerSlam.

My goodness.

Look out! Here they come!

at the chimney again, even reading smoke signals.

I think Bobby Heenan, he is ready for war.

And now for Bam Bam Bigelow,

one of the principal's in the six man tag team matchup.

You bet, Tataka's dangerous.

He's dangerous every night.

One of the great competitors.

Ladies and gentlemen, Costa Costa, and here comes some very bad news.

Strikers, Sambu and Fatu, a formidable six man tag team combination.

And Asma, considering Afa and Luna as part of the entourage.

But can they punch it as a unit, Bobby?

Just a moment.

Thank you, give me that message.

What are you doing?

Excuse me, Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Big deal Shawn Michaels has left the building with the Intercontinental Championship. That's right with diesel, but they've asked me to make the announcement

I see. Thank you very much for that bit of information. Don't mention it

Six man tag team action ladies and gentlemen again

The name of the game is functioning as a unit regardless of how good you are individually

You must function as a team and I would suggest that advantage is like

That was everything backfire there

Tataka and the smoking guns, having your problems from the get go.

Well, it's just like the Dallas Cowboys in the Cleveland Indians, none of them are winners.

Tataka being set up by Bam Bam Bigelow, shoulder block down goes Tataka and

Bam Bam a force to reckon with if there ever was here in the WWF.

Boy is there ever.

Obviously a bit of bad blood between Bam Bam Bigelow and Tataka.

For months now, Tataka's been making eyes at Luna, and Luna's the main squeeze of BamBam.

I don't believe that for a minute, but do you believe that trap kicked back BamBam down?

Tataka with the right hand, Tataka hammering away on Big BamBam Bigelow.

To the ropes now, set up and yes, back.

And Luna Vashon looking on is Tataka hammering her main squeeze, Bam Bam Diggalo.

What an attractive woman.

What an attractive combination.

Luna Vashon and Bam Bam off the rope now to Legit Kors.

That took an awful lot out of both men and that could very easily.

More so Tataka, Tataka's height.

Bam Bam reaching for the tag.

Look at Luna just screaming her vocal chords out.

Oh, she did that some time ago.

another individual able to make the tag, Kataka now reaching Ryder Park or

Billy, rolling over, Bam Bam, likewise, close to his corner, close to a tag.

And, with Takas been made on the near side, and look out, here we go.

Aslug fast developing, that's Billy in top two.

he's gonna be missing a few teeth after that.

Well, he's only got six to start with.

Wherever he has, he's gonna be.

Went to college on a rodeo scholarship.

This man is their role in the tag team partner.

They are real cowboys, Bobby Heenan.

My, that means they can identify metal muffins real easy, no?

What is a metal muffin?

You don't know what a metal muffin is?

Going off the rope now, ladies and gentlemen.

A little team effort, some moves in there.

Walk through a field someday where there's 50 cows.

And to the outside, wait a minute, look at this.

Getting in a lick on the outside.

Well, I've been one of the gunsmen to move it off of.

He went for it.

Offal was just defending himself.

Cut, talk up.

Wait a minute, this matchup is likely to get way out of hand.

The six man, look at that.

Six man matchup, and yes, that was not necessarily a smart decision on the part of Samo.

Because now Bart is in there.

The Freshman, Bart coming off the ropes, Bart underneath the roundhouse.

Bart with a fine body, past Bart with a lateral passing.

Can't quite get him.

On track, takedown, nicely done by Bart.

Bart and Billy, the smoking gobs, an extraordinary tag team combination,

taking nothing away from the head-shrickers.

Off the rope.

You can't take anything away from him, it's almost impossible.

Not at all, they are the toughest tag team I've seen in a long time from down the pike.

They're just brutal men.

Mark being set up, wow, I don't take it out of you.

What good is your rodeo starship gonna do you now?

And a kick out that surprises you that he could function that well.

This man is a great athlete doesn't surprise me.

What surprises me is the tag team coordination with Bam Bam Bigelow and

the head shrinkers.

This is SummerSlam.

This is the WWF they've done their homework.

I thought for sure there would be a communication problem.

Power slammed by Samu to cover one, two and a shoulder just barely getting up.

I thought for sure that the smoking book guns in Tataka would have a bit more

time team coordination, but no, that's not the way this matchup has developed.

I didn't think they'd get along at all.

Cowboys and Needs never get along.

But the Hedgeswijkers and Bam Bam, the Beast and East, get along just fine.

Come on, ref, get in there.

Look at Luna Bichon.

Some dubious distinction tag is made now coming back in as Samu and Fatou double headbutt

But to

Now on part and again thus far we have seen frequent tags in the part of the heads rickards and Bam Bam Bigelow

We cannot say the same with the part of the smoking guns

Look at that shoulder block.

I'm telling you, the head shriekers are having so much fun beating up these cowboys.

They'll probably go to one of those discount stores tomorrow and

beat up one of those 25 cent horses to put the money in.

They're having a ball out there.

Look at this, did you believe that a headbutt into the heads of the head shriekers?

Well, have you ever seen Hoffa take both the head shriekers' heads and

bang them together, they love it.

That's the most unique tag team combination.

You bet.

Barton now being set up.

But two down to the canvas.

But right back up, look at that maneuver.

Ho-ho!

Head shriekers, one, cowboy, zero.

What action thus far at SummerSlam?

Unbelievable action.

Double team effort, turn around, official, please.

Turn around for what?

See what's going on doesn't matter objecting to the double-teaming action as well. He should oh

The Cowboys and Indians would never double-team would they not at all

Look at this beat on beat on beat on turn around

Head shrinkers in the beast of these boys in this tag team matchup. We don't need one

We need a whole dozen. We need a whole bunch of officials in a match

You need to maintain order.

You need a SWAT team.

That's what you need out here.

Cross to the throat area.

Woo, hit his head in the bottom rope, going down.

Park having problems.

That's not the only place he hit his head.

Well, one was during mathematics, too.

He had a lot of problems in school.

What do you know about school?

Look at this, as you said before, the head-triggers striking each other just a moment ago.

Yeah, they don't care, they do not care.

And it's very hard to beat a guy that don't care.

Much less one that doesn't care.

See?

Bigelow.

What's Samu?

What are they gonna do?

Come on, Raph.

All we need is one minute, they're not two.

Happy trade.

Along with the head-trickers, managed by AFA.

And of course, out there somewhere, Luna Machan.

Position on that last exchange, but by Tatanka.

Whether BamBam, BamBam striking away.

for a 400 pound man, huh?

Unbelievable, but nonetheless, I believe

to talk up maybe coming back around.

Fantastic, I see you've got your monitor, you're watching SummerSlam, having fun.

Great time, great time.

Been watching all the matches tonight, everything's just wonderful.

Alright, now you spent two months, you got to know the country and you really got to know

Lex Luger.

Yes, that's correct.

This Lex Luger is one of the fantastic.

He's such a genuine person.

He's such a compassionate person,

especially with the children.

Well, you've seen him outside of the ring,

and that's important.

Did any one particular city touch you?

Was there a highlight during the two months?

Yes, it was.

First thing that comes to mind right off hand

is Philadelphia, when we visited the Children's Hospital.

the look in the children's faces

when he would walk into the room.

They were, you know, here was their hero

coming into their room.

Some of these children were gravely ill,

I mean, with terminal diseases,

but it was yet, it was almost as if that was,

that made whole their entire life worthwhile

just to watch Lex Luger come into the room.

That's terrific. Hey, look, I'm entitled to one stupid question per pay-per-view,

and my stupid question is, who do you like in the title match?

No question about it. Lex Luger.

All right, why am I not surprised? The Lex Express, it's parked outside the palace.

We're going back inside the Sea of Humanity. Todd Pettingale, somewhere in there, Todd.

Todd Pattendale out in the crowd, it is absolutely wild here.

Whoever said patriotism was dead should have bought a ticket to Summer's Land.

What's your name?

Bruce Fleur.

Bruce is one of the waves in the sea of red, white, and blue out here.

Where you from, Bruce?

Why not Michigan?

Get a shot of this outfit.

Now, what was the inspiration for this beautiful red, white, and blue toga?

My mom went to Sears and made me a bent spread, sheets, and pillow case.

What the heck, make me an outfit.

You look great, my friend.

USA, the crowd is going crazy.

The action is hot and heavy here at Summer Slam.

USA.

Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, you can feel the patriotism.

You can feel the support for Lex Luger.

You can almost feel it from overseas.

You can almost feel it from every nook and cranny throughout our great country,

Bobby Heaton.

The thing that amazes me is how did Lex Luger talk the former president into driving the bus?

My former president.

Isn't that Jimmy Carter?

Hank Carter.

They sound the same.

I think Rosalind was a stewardess on the bus.

I'm sorry we asked.

Let's go up now to our ring announcer Howard Finkel.

Ladies and gentlemen, will you all please rise?

At this time, would you please show some respect?

As Mr.

Kiyotaka Suzuki sings about Japanese national anthem.

That's a catchy tune, I like it.

Really?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome the master of

ceremonies for the main event?

He will be accompanied by singing sensation.

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight?

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?

The drums bursting in air gave proof through the night

that our flag was still there.

Oh, see does that star spangled banner

Scheduled for one fall.

And you know it, whatever he is, Bobby Heaton, it all began July 4 of this year on the hollow

ground of the death of the USS Intrepid when that man right there was Bobby Slammed by

Lex Luger.

That's where it all began.

And what a journey Lex Luger has had.

What a journey leading him in here to Summer Slam.

A new one will begin if Lex Luger is successful and becomes the WWF champion.

Well, this is it.

He's painted himself into a corner thanks of James E. Cornette.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

It's amazing.

Just what Yoko tuna? Oh, that would be a big one. It would be a massive one

The courage of this man injured bad neck still makes it to ringside Yoko Zuna

Along with Jim Karnat mr. Fuji this morning in New York City this morning

Live with Regis and Kathy Lee, and now, Yoko Juno to defend the WWF title.

Let's go back up to Randy Zadich.

of the champion, you've got to think of Yokozuna.

And did you know, no question of that.

And James E. Cornett, and Mr. Fuji, and the entire

country of Japan is behind Yokozuna.

Lex Luger, ready himself to lock up

with this beast.

As his American spokesman called him, Jim Cornette called Yokozuna a beast.

He is that.

I have no idea what the man weighs.

It was suggested at one time, it was around the 450 pound mark now up.

Around 260, 270, I'd rather, 470.

Who knows how much he weighs?

270, Yoko ate that for lunch today, he probably ate that.

And look at this, intimidation.

This time they were eye to eye, it was on the deck of the Intrepid.

And Lex Luger said, come on, big boy, remember that, get right his left.

And that's where hip locked him.

It wasn't a hip toss at all, it was a slam, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Fuge is coming up from behind, turn around, turn around, Lex, turn around.

He's got a plan.

And just like that, you're going to start attacking, but you're going to start turning back up.

Mr. Fuji and Yoko Zuna had their strategy plan for Luger.

And Luger, all the way over from behind.

Look at this, Yoko Zuna, with an elbow.

I don't think I've ever seen Lex Luger in better shape.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Yoko Zuna coming off in.

No, whoa, Luger, too quick for it.

Yoko Zuna has bulked up for this matchup.

Lex Luger's gone the other way.

He knew he couldn't match him in terms of bump, in terms of strength.

Luger, somewhere around out, lean 260, maybe even last, go sooner.

Stepping to the outside, Mr. Fuji, trying to get to Lex Luger, thus far.

The strategy, look at this, the strategy has backfired thus far.

It's over here, don't worry, don't count the champ out.

off the road, and called in slam by Yokozuna.

That was impressive, look out, Yokozuna wants to end it early, no.

He's a big boy, he's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

He's a big fortune cookie.

Ladies and gentlemen, Yoko Zuna can turn a match around.

All it takes is one blow.

That's how devastating Yoko Zuna is.

He can turn your career around like that in one move.

Check him, check him, check him, check him.

Again, I have no idea the actual weight of Yoko Zuna,

whatever he weighs, he can really move it around,

really use it to his advantage.

Well, where would he get weight?

Mr. Fuji coming up from behind, Mr. Fuji here with Lex Luger.

And that misses, Lex Luger too smart for him.

And look at that right hand by Luger.

Remember the way on Yokozuna, yet more strategy in the part of Fuji and

Yokozuna thus far failing.

Luger too smart for him, too quick for him, Bobby Heenan.

They came here with a game and a bodysuit.

See, I told you, he can't do it.

I don't see me working for a loser like it is Yoko Zuna.

No, I'll totally disagree with that.

The game planning a part of Fuji and Yoko Zuna has not worked.

They've tried to throw salt in his eyes.

They've tried to sneak up behind him.

They've done just about everything.

Uh-oh, watch it here.

Watch this.

Luger to the outside.

Yoko Zuna knows full well that thus far Luger is too quick for him.

Too much agility, too much speed, and too much in the way of intelligence.

You remember Bobby Heenan?

Cornet on his knees trying to sneak up behind.

Lex Luder, you remember the Brains and the Brawn.

That's what this man is all about.

All of it, straight A student in college.

No doubt about this, but here there is Yoko Zuna.

Almost 600 pounds of the WWF champion.

All the red, white, and blue, riding in a bus with Ralph Krandon will not do you any good.

This is one big animal.

Wait a minute, Yoko Zuna now on the apron.

No, Yoko Zuna is to the outside, ladies and gentlemen.

What's he have wrapped around his throat?

Yokozuna has somethings up, so the microphone cord wrapped around his throat.

Come on, wrap, no, it's some of the gear coming off of Yokozuna.

Some of that sumo gear.

Yokozuna, as far as I'm concerned, Bobby Heenan, Yoko, no, no.

What a chop, devastating.

Save your time.

And Yokozuna, wait a minute.

With a chair, Yokozuna must feel desperate.

Yokozuna with Luger, Yokozuna lives up to no.

Luger hammering, come on Fuji, come on, do something.

Yokozuna rolling backhand, trying to get away from Lex Luger.

And Lex Luger staring down.

Mr. Fuji, Luger now back into the apron, back into the ring.

The matchup continues.

Lex Luger going to the rope.

Yoko's in his back up.

Yoko's turning into him.

Luger with a lunge.

Double axe Hano and a big man is still on his feet.

You bet he's still on his feet.

Luger, Luger's going out.

Wait a minute, I've never seen this before.

Diversion for

Lerner coming off the rope, missing now going underneath, and

both men down, double clothesline, the lack of the force, nobody.

Trying to get it together.

Get down from there.

Cornette, Cornette up on the apron.

He can be up there, he's the manager.

Wait a minute, look at this.

Fuji throws the bucket to Yokozuna.

No, no, no, don't let it in here, please, no, don't let it in.

Well, I've heard of kicking the bucket, but this is a whole new meaning to that phrase.

Take him out, Yokozuna, beat him.

Sertsum repounds on a shoulder and a kick out.

No, no, no.

What a lovely officiating.

Yokozuna came so close.

The pinning legs, Luger somehow kicking out.

A chop by Yokozuna, trying to chop down the great American hero.

Luger back on his feet and another chop, look at this.

Luger took it to him for a while, but Luger seems to me he's lost all his strength.

Luger has drained him.

Can Lacks Luger get it back together?

Can Lacks Luger do the impossible?

Can he defeat Yokozuna?

Many feel that no human being alive can defeat Yokozuna.

I don't think so, do you?

Lacks Luger, now look at this.

a gallon effort, a gallon effort on unquestionably a real American hero.

The cover, the leg is hooked, two and three.

No, he didn't get it, he didn't get it, he didn't get it, he didn't get it at all.

No, he didn't either.

He got him, he did not.

The referee was right there looking right at the shoulders.

I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.

Yeah, Mr. Fuji can't believe it either.

Mr. Fuji's face, he's waiting a lifetime for this.

His champion's gonna do it.

I'm telling you, he's gonna do it.

Come on, ref, get in there.

Luger being choked by the pressure of the second rope.

Take his head off, Yokozuna.

Lex Luger suffering the consequences of the attack.

Another brutal attack of Yokozuna thus far.

Yokozuna, every bit the beast, every bit the beast at Kornat said he was.

And now, that's what a capital B do, Yokozuna.

Resorting in tactics, unquestionably, unbecoming that of a WWF champion.

He makes his own rules.

He's owned and run by Japan, not WWF.

Don't you know that?

Almost broke him in half.

And that should do it and again, ladies and gentlemen.

A value effort, one, two, three.

No, no, no, he still didn't get him.

He still did not get him.

He had him.

Yokozuna with a bewildered look on his face.

He wants a faster count.

You want me to go count?

I can go count to three.

Rex Luger able to kick out with that near 600 pounder on your chest.

That's unbelievable.

But Luger, I believe, drawing power, drawing strength from this capacity crowd.

Snap there, Yoko Zuna sets him up again, and now look.

Working on the trapezius area, leaning all of that 600 near 600 pounds down on

the pectoral area.

You know, the only man that's gonna win this marriage is a man who wants it the most.

If Luger wants it the most, then he'll beat him.

All right, Bobahenor, let's get real, just like Lex Luger.

As you have to be impressed thus far with the fact that Lex Luger has been able to

withstand the side suplex, has been able to withstand everything.

Yoko Suna has been able to get him today, then listen to this, listen to this crowd.

Listen to these people, Bobahenor.

What?

I can't hear you.

All these humorous are making noise.

I've never known enough.

Yokozuna, applying unbelievable pressure.

And you can bet, Yokozuna, the master of the martial arts,

knows all the pressure points.

Well, he can grab your knee, he can grab your wrist,

he can grab your tongue, your gums.

He can take the out 150,000 different ways.

Do it, Yoko, do it now.

Look at this, Luder is reaching out.

Lugar is on his feet.

Lugar is feeling a power.

Lugar ramming.

Wrapping the elbow again.

Lugar is free from the hold.

Lugar, no, no, no, no.

Canning like this too.

And a kick out again.

Still a count of two.

I'll tell you one thing, McMahon, in all my years in this great, great sport,

I am truly impressed with the courage and the fight inside of Lex Lugar.

But he's got more faith than any man I've ever seen.

One, two, and another kick out, another kick out.

Yokozuna cannot beat him, Bobby Heaton.

Yokozuna cannot defeat Luder.

Look at that look on his face.

I think he's beginning to believe I can't beat him.

Yokozuna is losing confidence.

Well, it's not that he can't beat him.

He knows he's got his hand full.

But look here, Bobby Heaton, the big one, Hiroshima.

Yoko Zuna, resorting to desperate tactics here from the part of Black Slugger.

Well, you have to, you know how much of this take here?

The WWF Championship, better than Super Bowl, better than the World Series,

better than the NBA title, this is the Big Daddy.

And there is the Big Daddy, all right, near 600 pounds of Yoko Zuna.

That starts it.

10-1-8.

I was on the radio, talking about our lives to people that I didn't know

Cause every drop of rain has got a story to be told

Before it hits the ground giving

And you know, it was an honor and a privilege to wrestle for the World Wrestling Federation title.

It was an honor and a privilege to represent my country out there.

The atmosphere out there was...

I'm here in your locker room to tell you that I am not impressed with you.

And I am not impressed with your friends either.

And I'm certainly not impressed.

About the country you stand up for let me tell you something if you ever

Step in the ring with Ludwig Borga. I will crush you like America is crumbling

Peace by peace

And I see you as the backbone of America and if you ever step in the ring with me

I will break it.

You don't do it. That's not a sure thing for me.

Well, Bobby the Brain hit, and this is Vince McMahon saying

so long, ladies and gentlemen.

We certainly hope you enjoyed SummerSlam

more than Yoko Tsunate.