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You look so beautiful in those heels tonight.

Do you remember the last time you wore those?

I had to carry you on my back.

Oh man, I promise you I will never wear heels on cobblestone ever again.

But you looked très magnifique.

We were so happy back then, weren't we?

You know, I'm sorry if I haven't always been there for you.

I want to take this night to tell you how grateful I am for you and for us.

I'm so happy every day that we can mix you and bless to be the man that you

chose.

Baby, I would choose you all over again.

What was your favorite part of our honeymoon?

Was it all the art galleries?

The food?

Or those long alpine hikes?

Oh, yeah.

But don't forget that perfect little white cottage in Mount Warren.

Tucked between the old castle and the theme.

I have to go back someday soon.

I mean, I used to remember the roses trailing up the trellis, but...

Was it red or magenta?

I think it's time to give you your birthday present.

Baby, the dinner was more than enough. You didn't have to get me anything.

Close your eyes and hold out your hand.

Okay.

We're going back?

You rented the car.

Well,

no. I bought it.

For you.

It's ours, my love. We can go back whenever you want to.

We can't afford to buy... Yeah, we can.

And we did.

I did.

And don't worry, it wasn't as expensive as you think it was.

And we can rent it out for half of the year, and we'll actually make some money

off of it.

Baby, what's wrong with you? You didn't think to discuss such a big purchase

with me?

I mean, can we please not make this about money, okay?

I mean, I didn't take anything out of our account.

I just got a loan from someone that we both love and trust.

It's not about the money.

This is about our future.

Remember how much you told me you loved that place and would love to retire

there?

Please tell me you didn't take out a loan with my mother.

Michael, you know her. She's crazy.

You'll be forever in her debt.

She will make you... No, she's going to make us pay back more than that cottage

is even worth.

Look, you haven't been happy.

And I noticed.

And your mother has noticed.

Okay?

This was about making your dreams come true.

It's about giving you your own little piece of paradise.

So when things are tough, you have something to look forward to.

I mean, remember how happy we were when we were there?

Having the bedroom painted robin's -egg blue.

There's my beautiful wife.

Your favorite color is going to adorn all the walls.

We can paint it ourselves when we go next month.

I don't know what to say.

You'll take French lessons with me.

Oui.

Bien sûr, j 'ai apprécié déjà.

I've already been studying.

Hello, babe. Is my daughter here?

No, she's not here right now, ma 'am.

Ma 'am, please call me Sophia.

Sophia.

So, I'm really sorry to drop over like this, but I am at my wit's end. You see,

I've been chasing my daughter around for months, and every time I think I've got

her, she's gone.

I did just stop by her home and her office. Are you sure she's not here?

Yeah, I'm positive she's not here.

If you try calling her cell phone, she usually picks up.

You're not listening. She's not picking up.

You see, my daughter, she lets the littlest, itty -bittiest thing upset

she throws a temper tantrum.

You know what?

I'm just going to have to use your phone.

I'm sure she'll pick up.

Honey,

can you offer me some wine?

Wine? Uh -huh.

I mean, I know it's early, but as they say, it's happy hour somewhere.

I don't know how my wife would feel about that.

I don't want to force her boundaries, and you understand, right?

Is she here? I would love to meet her.

What the hell? Are you all Protestant?

Look, it's not in my job description to take care of my boss's mom, let her into

my house, getting her my wine, and giving her my cell phone.

Oh, honey, don't be rude. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?

I could be a proper mother to you, son.

Show you how to treat a lady.

And you know what?

Don't pretend that you're just my daughter's personal assistant, when in

know that you're also her best friend.

I wouldn't say best friends. We've gotten closer the last few months, but

be deceitful for me to just give you my phone to call her.

But I'm worried about her.

You know, I know her, and she doesn't avoid me unless she's hiding something

from me.

It's been four months. What if she's in trouble?

I'm sure she's fine.

She is fine, isn't she?

She takes after her mother.

Look, I'll tell her you stopped by, okay?

You're not listening. She isn't picking up. She's avoiding me.

You caught me at a bad time. I have to pick up my wife from the airport.

I've got a lot of errands I have to run. It's just not a good time. I have a lot

to do.

You know, Marie told me that your wife is a real ball buster.

Perhaps that's why you're wound up so tight.

She picks out your clothes. She counts your calories.

She even forbids you from masturbating.

She told you that?

Well, don't be upset with her. She still keeps a diary.

Isn't that the cutest?

You still read her diary?

Well, not lately.

Seems like she hasn't had much to write about, at least for the last four months

anyway.

You know, I can see why she's been avoiding you, ma 'am.

Mommy.

Call me Mommy.

You poor boy.

A young woman.

Like your wife.

She can't be a proper mother to you.

You should let me take care of you.

Oh, honey, see? You're all backed up.

Let Mommy take care of you.

I... I... Let Mommy relax you.

It'll be our secret.

I... I don't think this is...

Thank you.

Love yours to good use.

Good boy.

That's really really good.

Uh, yeah.

I'm sure it is right there.

You're very good at that.

Yes, you're so good.

Right here.

Okay,

yeah, right.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

I mean...

Such a good boy.

You're so good.

That making mommy come.

So good. So sensitive.

You know, darling, why don't you

tell me what my daughter's been up to?

She's been seeing this guy John at the gym lately.

John at the gym.

Thank you.

Keep

taking

them off.

Oh, wow.

Let me have it.

This is beautiful.

This is beautiful.

So much better than my wife.

You're a beautiful cock.

Just like that.

That's it.

Ugh.

Give all of that to me right there.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Maybe it tastes good on your cock.

You like the way your wet pussy tastes?

This is really good.

Just wrap it.

who finally decided to call.

Hi.

Where are you?

Look, I'm sorry, but I have to confess.

I wasn't coming over to your place to just have a glass of wine.

Well, I sure hope not, gorgeous.

Where are you?

I'm so sorry.

I know I led you on.

Oh, my God.

I don't know why I did it. I know it was wrong, but I just can't... I would

never... Hey, hey, it's all right.

You know what?

It's fine. We still have some fun, you know? I can keep a secret.

You can just come and meet me, huh? I'm off working a little bit.

No, you don't understand.

I'm not that kind of person.

I don't want to meet you.

I don't want to cheat on my husband.

Please just delete my number.

I really hope you accept my apology, but I just think we pretend that nothing

happened between us.

That's the problem, sweetheart. Nothing happened.

No, just don't call, don't text.

If you see me at the gym, just pretend I'm a stranger.

And I'm absolutely certain that I don't want to talk to you ever again.