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Good morning.

How'd you sleep?

I slept pretty good, and you?

Well, you know me.

Put my head down and I just started racing.

Couldn't get any sleep, but thank God for caffeine.

Sarah come to pick you up?

No, Alex is... Sarah and I broke it off again.

Maybe it's time for dinner.

Oh, honey!

Hey, I'm gonna run to the restroom real quick, okay? If you see Al, just tell

him I'll be in a minute. Just go like that.

Okay.

I'm going to get running, okay? Okay.

You have a good day at work.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, come in.

Do you want to talk to me about anything?

Like what?

Look, I know I'm your stepmom and you are an adult, but if you are doing

anything unsafe online, you would talk to me about it, right?

Whoa, what the hell?

I saw, honey, I saw that you are on a swinger's website.

It's a hookup app and I'm not meeting up with anybody. You're not?

No, I just like talking to women on there. And it's all anonymous and it's

Okay, but you know that they could still find your personal information just

from the pictures that you're posting. I need you to be careful, okay?

Is this why you broke up with your girlfriend?

Jesus, Mom.

Okay, okay, I know it's none of my business. I just wish that you weren't

of these websites.

I did see briefly, though, that some of these women had very flattering things

to say about you.

About me?

You mean my dick pic?

Yeah, you do have a nice one.

Oh, man.

Alright, you know, I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything, but I feel

any girl would be very impressed by the strength and size of your...

No need for any more pictures in the bathroom, okay, Pookie Bear?

I cannot believe we're having this conversation.

All right. You know what? I don't want to overstep anymore, so we'll talk more

in the morning, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Love you.

Love you, too. Good night.

That's like two hours away.

I could be there.

Yes.

I know I can't wait either.

All right. Ciao.

Ciao?

Oh, you got a date?

You scared me.

Well, it looks like you could use some help picking out an outfit.

You know, I do love this one on you, but thanks.

One is my favorite.

I got that for you for Christmas.

Thanks. Yeah, definitely wear that.

So, who's the lucky lady?

Oh, just a friend.

An online friend?

Yeah, but she's different.

And guys tend to be murderers and psychos, so you don't have to worry

murdering me or being a psycho.

Yeah, I don't know about that. I think any girl would be cool. Crazy for a guy

like you.

But tell me, what kind of girl would want to go out with a guy just for his

penis? Well, I mean, we've been communicating for a while and we've even

chatted a few times.

Is that what you kids are calling sexting these days?

Mom, come on.

I'm worried about you, sweetheart.

Why doesn't mommy come with you on this date?

We'll go to dinner, just the three of us, and it'll be great.

No, definitely not. No, I mean, I can't just show up with my mom to a date. Just

not a good look.

Is this her?

What does she have to say?

Not much.

Sounds like a real classy girl.

So sophisticated.

Not as sophisticated as your favorite stepson.

Look, I'm gonna be back late tonight, so don't wait up for me, okay?

Talk to you later.

Love you. Wait!

Wait!

Don't go.

Oh, good.

You're home early. Would you be so kind to hold my ring light down low and take

a few pictures of me? I'm trying to get what the kids call the upskirt picture.

For who?

For the website.

Why could you get to have all the fun?

I want to see what the guys are going to say about me.

You're showing your faith in these pictures.

I mean, I might cut it out later.

Whoa.

Too much?

Was that a picture of your pussy?

Yeah. Don't you like it?

Cute. Real funny.

I mean, this whole time it's been a real big joke to you. Just let it go.

Hey, why are you home so early anyway?

How did your date go?

It was okay.

I don't know, maybe I just enjoyed talking to strangers until, you know, we

started getting to know each other, and she was a dental hygienist with three

cats.

I don't know, it just wasn't so exciting overall.

Oh, so it was more about the taboo.

Pretty much. I mean, I had so much fun, you know, being anonymous and such, and,

like, after a while, it just, it all dissipated.

I'm sorry about that, honey.

It's okay.

Do you want me to help you finish picking all this stuff up?

Um, you know what? First, let me ask you if you will be completely honest with

me about something.

Of course.

When you first saw that picture of me, did it get you just as excited as when

you first were talking to the cat girl?

Honestly, more so.

Hmm. Well, you know what? I don't want you on that website, and I can tell that

you don't want me on it either.

So why don't we take pictures of each other and just share them privately?

I don't know if that'll work.

You're my stepmom.

No! I am Natasha Cromwell, a British secret

intelligence. agent, and you are Oleg, a Russian

spy, and I am going to seduce you for all of his

top secrets with my sexual prowess.

Alright, well, let's see what you got.

Okay.

Yeah, it's just like the arch of your back a little bit more.

Oh, yes. It's hot.

Ooh. Yes. Oh, I love these.

That looks good.

Oh, it looks fucking great.

Go ahead and turn around for me. Okay.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

Mm -hmm.

You gotta squeeze your boobs together, too.

Oh, yes. Just like that. Wow.

Mm -hmm. Yes.

Oh, I'm loving these.

These are all great.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, you're so hot.

All right.

Oh, these are gorgeous. I can work on my photography skills all day.

Now, let me go ahead and just send these to my phone.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I am going to send these to you at the right time.

Okay. Why don't you take off your top for me?

Nice.

You have been working out.

Nice. All right.

Take off your pants. I want to see you in your shorts.

Does it turn you on, baby?

Okay, remember you are a Russian spy, okay? Not Austin Powers.

Come here.

Okay.

Come sit on my lap. I want to see your ass pressed up against me.

Okay.

It's just like that.

Take it out.

Mommy wants to feel it on her ass.

Bad. So hot.

Oh my god.

Yes. It feels good.

I feel so good.

Mmm. Oh.

So bad.

My ass feels so good.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Are you taking pictures of it?

Yes, I just did.

Oh, good.

Mmm,

yes.

Oh, yes, that feels... So good on my ass.

Yes, it feels so good.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm,

yeah.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm, yeah.

It feels so good.

Oh, yes, I like that a lot.

Can I take your bra off? Mmm.

Please.

Mmm.

I'd love to have them in your mouth.

Yes.

Mmm.

Mmm. Yes.

I like those titties. Oh, yeah. Fuck off.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah, take a picture of that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that looks so

hot.

Mm, yeah.

Come here.

I want you to kiss me.

You look so beautiful with my cock in your mouth. Mmm, yeah.

Look at that dick.

Check you out.

So good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's mommy. That's good boy.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my God.

Oh, you're the best mommy ever.

You deserve that.

Do I? Mm -hmm.

Wow, you are so hard for mommy.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

That's for mommy.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Such a good cock, son.

Mommy, that feels so good. I love sucking that cock, yes.

Oh, fuck,

it feels so good.

Oh, yes.

You know what? What?

Mommy thinks that your dick would look really good right between her titties.

Yeah. You want to fuck my milkers?

Oh, yes, please. Do it.

Come here.

Oh, good boy.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Hit that time. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. That feels so good.

Oh, you're good. Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

yes. Yes.

It was awesome.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

Get more titties. There you go.

Oh, your dick is so big.

Oh, no.

I want to taste your pussy, mommy. Yeah, you want to eat that pussy?

Mommy's not going to say no.

You better eat that pussy.

Yes. You better eat it.

Fuck yeah.

Mmm, meow.

Oh, meow.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, I've got to... Fuck you.

I think you should get a picture of this.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

That's so hot.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, fuck. Look at that. Look at it go in and out of my pussy.

Fuck, it looks so fucking good, mom.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, it looks so good. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you did that. You got that pussy nice and wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to tear Mommy's pussy up, aren't you?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You can stretch it out.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck me.

Oh,

yeah. You're so fucking good. Oh, yeah. You're so good.

Oh yeah, I'd love to suck your balls.

Mommy wants to sit on you.

Yeah.

Come here, Mommy.

God, that feels so funny. Oh,

yeah. Oh, that feels good.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, mommy likes it.

It's big for me to ride. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

So good. I'm almost so tired.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. So good.

What a good friend you are.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, the pussy is so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Pop that pussy with that dick. Yeah. Yes. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck yes. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Mommy likes it.

Ooh, you're a bad boy.

Fuck yes, honey.

Oh, yeah, give it to me, son.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to own that dick.

You got such a tight grip.

I'm squeezing your cock right now.

You like the way mommy bounces on your dick? I fucking love

it.

Oh.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, mommy likes it.

Oh, yeah.

I love taking over your deck.

Good boy. That's a good boy to mommy.

Oh, hey.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Wet pussy. All over the cock.

glad you think so.

I think you're the best son ever.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, I love the way your dick feels in me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Oh, just let me use your cock.

Yeah.

That's exactly where your dick belongs

Fuck mommy's milkers. Yeah.

Yeah. And they want to cream all over them too, don't you?

Yes.

I'm going to let you.

You deserve to have a really good orgasm for mommy.

Yeah.

Come all over my face and tits. Can I?

Yes, you may.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck. It's so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, honey.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to feel it so bad.

I'm going to feel that hot load all over me.

I'm going to come, mama. I'm going to do it.

Come for mommy.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Come for mama.

Oh, yeah. Come for me. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Let it drip all over me.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. That was so good.

Wow. That was great.

Thank you, baby.

Thank you.

Yeah. Do you realize we could... Upload these pictures on another website and

make so much money. What? No way.

I mean, yeah, we could even crop out our faces. It would be great.

I don't know.

Well, maybe we could talk about it another time.

But for right now, I kind of want to take a shower with you.

Okay. Yeah? Yeah.

God damn it, my fucking grandma's calling me. Hold on, let me check.

Hey grandma.

Shut the fuck up.

How do you turn off that shit?

Oh, there we go.

Do not disturb.

Fucking your mom, your grandma's calling.

What the fuck's going on over there?

God damn it.

What's going on?

What's happening, pal?

What's going on today?

The pussy is good.

It's too good.

Too good. It's too good. So you're almost wanting to cum. This is two days

row for Julia here.

Don't kick me out of porn.

I'm over here twisting my balls. I'm over here trying to do shit.

Yeah, I'm like, what is this guy doing to his poor sack?

Hey, the one over there trying to... It actually hurts.

He's tooting his penis.

So, today, apparently, she's got some magic pussy.

Yeah, it's magical.

So,

Juan today, for the first time that I've ever seen him, he's a little sensitive.

Extremely sensitive. So, we just caught him banging a poor guy against a fucking

nightstand.

Did that work at all?

Or did that just hurt?

Oh, no. Does it look like it worked?

Oh, Jesus.