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Well, well, well.
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
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I spilled coffee on my dress this
morning at work, and so I thought I
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What happened to that?
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It's over.
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I don't see that. Okay, T, T, come on.
Privacy. I respect your privacy. Why
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don't you respect my privacy? Come on.
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I went to work.
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Yeah, again, I had to go in early and
negotiate a contract, so I'm just, you
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know, I'm actually going to go back to
bed for a while because I was up like at
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4 o 'clock this morning. I don't think
you were at work.
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Huh? I don't think you were at work.
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Yeah, I was at work.
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Okay,
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do you want to tell me where you were
at?
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Well,
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okay, I wasn't technically at work.
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Last night, I went out with a girl,
and... What time did you go out?
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I went out for dinner and drinks, and
then... Can we do this another time?
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I just... I feel like we should talk
about this. Well, okay. So, I went out
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drinks with a girl, and I... Well, I had
one too many drinks, and so I
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decided... to spend the night at
Jennifer's house, and then I just...
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house? Yeah, Jenny's house. I spent the
night at Jennifer's house, and so
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that's, you know, why I'm in... So what
time did you get home from Jenny's?
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I got home, and I just got in from
there, and so, you know, I'm
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sure if you call her, she'd probably...
Let me call her first.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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Are you sure you weren't at Club Jam
last night?
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Club jam sounds rare. Club jam?
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Club jam? I've never heard of a club
jam. Why would I go to a club jam? That
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just doesn't sound like me, does it? I
don't think. This is real funny.
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What's funny? This is hilarious.
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What? Okay. You know my buddy Ray Ray,
right?
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Uh, yeah.
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Dirty Ray Ray? Dirty Ray Ray. You like
Dirty Ray Ray.
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Dirty Ray Ray.
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Who's that?
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Let's do it together.
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Okay.
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Yeah. No, you're not deleting it.
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You silly gooser.
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I hope that dad's going to appreciate
it. Let me just have that. Let me just
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it for a second.
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Let me just see it for a second. Come
on, T. Come on.
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Okay.
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Now you're being ridiculous.
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Do you want it?
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Do I want it?
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Do you want the phone?
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Come on. You're just messing around on
Ben all the time, aren't you? T, T, I'm
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not messing around on your dad. I swear,
I just... Okay, let me scroll through.
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No, no, no, I just need... Let's look at
the other picture. Hold on, let's look
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at the other picture.
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What are you doing with that guy?
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Oh, my God.
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I was just dancing.
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You don't want me to show Dad this,
right?
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You don't. I like you as a mom. I'm a
stepmom.
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I don't want to lose you.
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T.
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I know how we can fix this, though. T, I
lost my wedding ring. I lost my wedding
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ring. I lost my wedding ring.
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Go tell your dad.
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I lost my wedding ring. I'll tell him I
lost it. How about that?
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Oh, no. Why would you have it? T, why
would you have it? Oh, my God.
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I don't have a good... Yeah, we're
fucked on that one. But... Okay. I can
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you with this. This picture. I can help
you with that.
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But my solution... Oh, T.
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I just want to crawl back in bed right
now. Hold on. How tall are you? Could
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just leave?
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I can't get up there.
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I just, I think the only solution to
this is me and you.
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Me and you what?
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Use your imagination.
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I think I killed all my brain cells last
night. I don't have any imagination
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left. I think you have imagination.
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Those pictures had all kinds of
imagination in it.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh my God, no.
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Oh no, T.
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No. You need to turn around and you need
to go back whenever you're thinking.
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It's not going to, I'm just going to.
Hold on, hold on real quick. Let me find
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that phone. No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right, all right, all
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right. Daddy! No, all right, all right,
all right, all right. Daddy!
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All right, all right, all right, all
right. Are you sure?
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Okay, I thought so. So, what do you want
me to do, just sit here?
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This is not high school.
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I won't get in there.
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Right there.
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See that? Look at that tongue.
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Right there. See that? See that tongue?
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I won't take it.
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What's that?
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All right, let me think this through.
Let me think this through. Let me think
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this through. Let me think this through.
Okay, so if we do this, if we do this,
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you have to swear, you have to swear
that you're not going to say anything to
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your dad.
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Hold on a little bit.
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Swear. Please, please, please. Any
problems?
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Please, please, please. Okay, all right,
all right, all right, all right. Oh, my
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God. I'm going to regret this. I am so
going to regret this.
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All right, how do we do this?
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How do we start this thing? I don't
know. How do you do it with them guys
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you ain't fucking dead?
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I wasn't, I wasn't with anybody.
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It was just, I was just. Does my hair
look okay?
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It looks good. It looks good.
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Okay. I'm trying to look pretty for you.
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Oh my God.
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All right. So.
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Oh, T.
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Where did you go?
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Oh, fuck.
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Is that something you learned from your
dad?
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Mm -mm.
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Mm.
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Okay, this might work out.
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You are not a good son.
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I'm a great son.
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Thank you.
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Oh man.
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This is going to work out just great.
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I'm going to go have a little shower.
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Would you be allowed to get me a cup of
coffee?
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I'll do that for you.
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