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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪

- -

♪ Dollar, a dollar That’s what I need ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar Dollar ♪

♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you My story ♪

♪ Would you share Your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know if I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And all I want Is for someone ♪

♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you My story ♪

♪ Would you share Your dollar with me? ♪

Just got to make this quick, because I’m going to be late.

It’s our first board meeting.

And you catered.

Come on. Cameron.

Gentlemen, I may not have been born cool,

but I was born with an instinct for business.

And my instinct is telling me that my 15% of Crisp

is going to pay dividends in the long term,

and get me laid in the short.

- Thanks so much for this, man, seriously. - Yeah, no problem.

That’s definitely enough to cover the shirts?

- Yes. - Hell, yeah, Kappo.

You are the main mango, and we won’t forget it.

Gentlemen, to our sons.

May they have hot mothers and rich fathers.

- All right? - Mm-hmm.

I’m sorry, fellas. I got to cut this short,

because I’m running late for work.

And I got vintage T-shirts to track down.

Oh, look at you two. All business.

As a board member, I got to say I love it.

Hey, and you’re still doing that thing tonight, right?

Aw, hell yeah. A launch party for Crisp.

I got a sushi chef. I got bartenders.

I got a karaoke machine.

I just need you two to bring some girls and a D.J.

- We got you. - Later, man.

Yo, guys, bring some of your homeys too, you know?

We’ll make it an uptown-downtown thing.

But no dirtbags.

I don’t want anybody walking off with my Murakamis.

All right, man. See you tonight.

My man Kappo is living kind of lovely.

Since when is Kappo your man?

Oh, why can’t Kappo be my man? Don’t get jealous.

Whatever. Now you promise you’re going to get all 300 vintage tees today?

- We still got to dye-- - Dye and silkscreen

before Haraki goes back to Tokyo. I’m on it.

You’re going to hit up the Goodwill?

And Salvation Army. I’m all over it, all right?

I’m out.

It was a crazy night, huh?

Yeah, it was.

I barely remember anything

after that fourth shot of Patrón.

Really?

Did we have sex in the cab ride home?

No, we did not.

- Oh. - Oh, shit.

- What? - I have to be on a train in 15 minutes

- What? Where?

- Where are you going? - I have to go to Danbury.

There’s this flaky carpenter that I have to deal with.

Shit, I’m late. This sucks.

- Look, I’ll drive you, Rach. - It’s okay.

I think there’s an 11:15, so I’ll be okay.

No, I want to. It’ll be fun. A road trip.

But what about the hotel and everything?

They’re stripping the floors or something today. I can miss it.

Okay, that’s it. I’m taking you.

We’ll stop somewhere and have Bloody Marys.

A little hair of the dog that bit you.

Okay.

Ah, she’s a beauty, isn’t she?

240,000 square feet of retail possibilities.

Hi, Alex.

See you inside in 43 seconds.

Rene.

Don’t tell me they let you out, man.

Yeah, bro. I’ve been home for a minute.

Do you need a crate or two of papayas?

Nah, bro. I’m not into the papaya business no more.

I’m a civilian now.

- So, what’s going on? - Your cousin Flaco, man.

He stole from me, and I’m reaching out

before something real stupid happens.

Flaco?

Yeah, that puñeta has 100 large of mine, man.

I mean, you got to talk to him, Joe, for real.

A hundred large?

Listen, Rene, are you sure it’s Flaco?

Because my cousin has changed his ways too.

As a matter of fact, he’s even working with little kids, man.

I’m positive it was Flaco.

Rene, don’t stress this. We’ve known each other a long time, man.

Talk to your cousin.

Ben.

Yeah?

Come here for a minute, please.

These are the new PRPS Japanese denim made from African cotton.

They go very nicely with the limited edition

Yohji Yamamoto Adidas.

- Gotcha. - Alrighty.

- Ben. - Yeah?

Could you put your Barneys tag on, please?

Always. Got it.

What’s up, man?

Yo, dude, the two places I went to,

the 50/50s are almost all sold out.

Are you serious?

How many do you have?

- I got like seven shirts. - Excuse me.

One minute.

Well, did you try the Goodwill on Hudson?

There’s a Goodwill over there?

Cam, it’s the best in the city, man.

All right, I’ll hit you after.

- Okay.

On the phone and ignoring a customer?

Are you high right now?

Would it help if I said yes.

That’s not cute, Ben.

- Not cute at all. - Okay.

- Now go get him. - Yeah, sorry.

Here you go.

- Thank you. - You’re welcome.

Damn, boss, what you order?

That’s egg whites, cottage cheese,

whole wheat toast, a little bit of melon.

Why’d you order that?

If I’m going to be the North American CEO,

I got to look the part, man.

All this fried shit, that’ll kill you.

- I hear you.

Tell me something good, Joe.

I wish I could, Rene, but Flaco,

he don’t want to listen to reason.

Joe, I ain’t playing, bro.

Don’t get crazy, Rene.

- What did he say? - He said,

"Tell him to meet me at 3:00, P.S. 163 schoolyard."

Bro, is that where the pansy wants to meet me?

In the schoolyard? What kind of shit is that?

That’s what he said.

He said to also tell you that payback is a bitch.

- What? - Give the guy a break.

He’s got a wife. He’s got kids.

He’s got a lot of things, and some of those

- don’t belong to him, bro. - Rene--

Yo, can you believe this fucking guy Flaco, man?

What’s wrong with him, man?

He wants to meet me at P.S. 163 schoolyard.

Well, you did sucker-punch him there.

I sucker-punched him when?

Tenth grade.

Nah, bro, I didn’t sucker-punch the man.

I beat his ass fair and square.

I was there, Rene. You sucker-punched him.

I’m going to sucker-punch you in a minute,

you keep that shit up, man.

Yo, can you believe that pendejo still remembers that shit?

I’m sayin’, he wants to meet you in the schoolyard. What else can it be?

Well, does he realize, bro, that if he spent my money,

he’s going to have some serious problems?

- I don’t know, Rene. - No, you don’t know, bro.

You know, I got to find somebody that knows something, man.

He wants to fight. I don’t fucking fight, bro.

I shoot.

That’s right.

So, about last night.

It was good times, right?

Do you seriously not remember anything?

Yeah, I remember, like, bits and pieces of it.

You kissed a dude.

What?

Where?

On the mouth. At the club.

I was hoping that was a dream,

but the whole thing is so fuzzy to me, honestly.

Yeah, you did a lot of kissing last night.

Rachel, I have never been so wasted in my entire life.

I mean, I went to Brown and I’ve seen some pretty crazy shit,

but I just-- Darren, honestly,

I just didn’t expect it from you.

I am so sorry. I wanted to do something with you

that would be special,

but clearly it did not go as planned.

So you’re not bisexual?

No, I’m not.

You’re not a swinger?

No.

And you’re not...

into animals?

I like dogs, but not in that way.

Yeah, not sure about how they lay.

How they lay?

Yeah, how they lay.

- They gotta lay smoothly,

or they ain’t for the kid, you get me?

Yeah, no, I got you.

Well, we just got these Japanese jeans in from Zimbabwe.

No one’s got them. I think you’ll really like them.

Zimbabwe isn’t even in Japan.

Yeah, I know, that’s what makes them so fresh, man.

Now, is the kid going to debate me on geography,

or is the kid going to try them on?

Come on, they’re going to look great with that wool shirt.

I’ll bring them right to you, all right?

- Cam, you’re killing me, man. - Killing you?

I’ve been everywhere and I only got a total of nine shirts.

- Are you sure you even know what you’re looking for? - I’m not an idiot, Ben.

50% polyester, 50% cotton, vintage feel.

But all the 50/50s are sold out.

No. No, that’s impossible.

Can you tell my friend what you just told me?

The vintage stores come in

and buy up all our 50/50s quick fast.

- They do? - Uh-huh.

They’re very popular.

Here’s your friend back.

Thanks.

- See? I told you. - This is a nightmare.

Just meet me at Beacon’s Closet, okay?

- Hey, Alex.

I’m really sorry, but I’m having a personal emergency.

I got to run out for, like, an hour, okay?

- What’s the emergency?

I don’t even have time to get into it.

You can’t get into it?

Yeah. Can’t we just call it my lunch break, man?

No, not today.

What? I’ll be less than an hour.

- No. Look, Ben-- - No, you look, Alex.

I’m sorry, but my numbers are great, clients love me.

Right now I just need to take an hour to handle something very important, okay?

Now you’re either going to understand or you’re not,

but I’m sorry, I’m walking out the door.

Bless me, Father, because I’m about to sin.

Why, Rene?

There’s a man who’s taken something that’s mine.

- Money? - Yeah.

I need that money for my business.

And besides, I ain’t gonna let a punk like Flaco steal from me.

We’re talking about Flaco from the Vladeck houses?

Yeah, that’s the guy.

He’s a punk.

Well, how should I handle this, Father?

I got to meet this guy at 3:00.

Ask for what’s owed to you with kindness and compassion.

And, Rene, avoid violence at all cost.

Can you do that?

I can try.

One last thing.

How’d you get the money?

To be honest with you, Father,

I robbed it.

That money was never yours to begin with.

It felt like my money, Father.

God wants you to let go of your ill-gotten gains.

Look, Father, God knows I’ll never take anything

that’s not mine again.

Just this once I need that money back, you know?

Look, I promise you and God

I’m going to ask for it back nicely.

This is perfect.

Yeah, they got tons of them.

We just need them in black, though.

Hey, guys, let me know if you need any help.

Hey, what was your name?

- Julie. - Julie, you look familiar.

- Where are you from? - Brooklyn.

Brooklyn in the building, Ben.

Well, Brooklyn by the way of West Orange, New Jersey.

All right, the Garden State

She’s cute.

Yo, you seen these prices?

It’s like $30 apiece.

We’re going to be losing money. It’s not worth it.

Let’s talk to Julie. Yo, Julie.

We need 300 vintage 50/50s but at $30 apiece,

that number still seems kind of high, don’t you think?

Good vintage 50/50s are pretty hard to come by.

What about a bulk-rate discount?

I can ask my boss.

Yeah? Thanks.

Yo, Ben.

How would I do as a pimp?

Terrible. You look like a Dominican Ewok.

- What? - Stop. Just stop.

So here’s the deal.

My boss doesn’t normally do this,

But I talked her into giving you guys $1.50 off of each shirt.

$1.50 That’s like--

that’s still $85.50

- I hope that helps. - It really doesn’t.

- Is that the best you can do? - It is.

My boss is a lot of things. Generous is not one of them.

What are you doing with all those shirts, anyway?

Nothing now, but thanks for your help.

- Yo. - There’s no fucking cabs in Brooklyn.

What the fuck is your problem? Home girl was feeling you.

What are you talking about?

Julie was giving you the eye, bro.

You think every girl we meet has to like one of us.

How can they not? We got something for everybody.

Tall, short, Jewish, Latin, grumpy, cool.

You’re crazy, man.

I’ll put three grand of Kappo’s money

that says she was feeling you.

On top of that, you should apologize for being dickish.

I was dickish?

Julie, right?

- You’re back. - Yeah. Look,

I just wanted to apologize If I was rude to you before.

I’m Ben, by the way.

Nice to meet you, Ben-by-the-way.

Yeah, see, the reason I’m stressed out

is because we’re trying to track down these shirts

because we’re starting a new T-shirt line in Tokyo.

- Tokyo? - Yeah.

Wow. Someone’s fabulous.

Nobody’s ever used that word to describe me before,

but I’ll take it, thanks.

- What--

What are you doing tonight?

Because my friend, he’s having this party at his apartment,

and they’re going to have karaoke.

And I know it’s totally lame, but--

- I’m in. - Are you serious?

What, you sing?

Not like Celine Dion, but--

Hey, give me your number.

I’ll text you the info tonight.

Thank you. I appreciate it, okay?

- It went well. - Yeah.

The piece is going to be ready by Monday,

and he threw in free delivery and apples.

Come on. Try one.

- This is very biblical.

Come on, give me the keys. I’ll get us back in an hour.

You drive slow.

Take it easy, Danica Patrick. Are you really in a rush?

No. Well, I don’t know.

I got something I want to show you.

So, this is where I grew up

until I was in the tenth grade.

This is so beautiful.

Actually, behind that tree

was where I felt my first set of boobs.

Oh.

Rebecca Hill,

a.k.a. Becky Big Hills.

Do you need a moment?

They were memorable.

All right.

Been working out, panna. I ain’t that skinny kid anymore.

Congratulations, Flaco.

I’m really happy for you. You got my money?

You keep talking about this money.

- What money? - The money I had hidden

in the basement ceiling at Tito’s house.

I don’t have your money, because it wasn’t up there.

I didn’t see it.

And if I did, I would’ve returned it,

because I’m not a thief like you.

I run a business.

You lying to me, Flaco?

I’m a Boy Scouts of America troop leader.

I lead by example.

- That’s why you called me here? - No.

I called you here because you sucker-punched me

a long time ago,

and I’ve been waiting to settle the score.

Come on, bro. We’re not kids no more, you know?

This is crazy.

I mean, look at you.

You got a good business.

You know, you got a nice house.

Jesus, man, that watch, is that a Breitling, bro?

Come on, man.

I thought you was practicing kindness and compassion.

Bro, the guy’s wasting my time with that childishness.

Now, I didn’t sucker-punch him.

What should we do now? Should I go shake the cash

out of your crazy cousin and his wife?

No, bro, I’m going to let that go, man.

Maybe Father Dan, you know, maybe he was right.

God didn’t want me to have that money.

Now we got to look into some alternative option.

You know, plan B, Papa.

Well, well, well.

- Look who came back.

Alex, I’m so sorry about before.

The emergency is under control.

I will make up the time.

My name tag’s on. I’m ready to go, man.

So, we’re all good.

Give me your tag, Ben.

Come on, Alex. Don’t do this, man.

You did it to yourself.

Don’t think of it as "you’re fired."

Think of it as "you’re free."

Hi, can I help you, ma’am?

♪ Play me a song ♪

♪ Sing your heart out ♪

So should I drop you off, or are you going to stay over?

I feel like I got to get home

and just, like, get my stuff together.

- You know. - Gotcha.

Hey, you know what I was thinking, actually?

What?

I was thinking maybe we could run over to your place first,

and just-- you could go in,

grab all your favorite possessions and move in with me.

What?

Wait, are you serious?

Completely.

- Darren-- - Look, I know it sounds crazy,

but I’m just at that point in my life, Rach,

where I know very clearly what I want.

You know, I’m going to be 35 next month,

and I have dated enough insane women

to know how special you are.

Okay, I’m going to take that as a compliment.

I wanted to ask you this last night,

but the evening just took that wrong turn.

We’ve only dated for two months.

Well, yeah, but you spend half the week at my house as it is.

- Right. - If you say yes now,

I’ll give you the walk-in closet.

You’re hilarious.

Look, sometimes the best things in life are unplanned.

Spontaneous, you know?

Look, all I’m saying is if you can just consider it.

Okay.

A hundred grand? No problem.

We can do this two ways.

I could give you the standard street vig,

or I could U.C.C. your business.

That means that if you miss a payment,

we own Rasta Monsta.

I know what that means, Jose. Give me the vig.

I’m going to need to see you every Friday.

I know.

Do you know how many restaurant jobs my father got fired from?

- How many? - Eleven.

And now he owns that many.

It doesn’t matter.

Yeah, and the dope part about it is that you got fired.

What is dope about getting fired?

Collecting that unemployment, son.

- That’s like 400 a week. - That’s what I’m talking about.

Got the kitchen right here.

- Nice. - Our own personal chefs.

Sub-zero, Viking.

All that.

This right here, this is where the magico happens.

Nice.

This is pretty baller.

A Hastings mattress. Frette sheets.

- Sweet. - Whatever, soft.

And right here, check this out. Watch this.

- Ah.

Ooh.

- That’s nice, right? - Okay.

Oh, there we go.

- The mood is set.

- Dope, man. - Yo, Domingo,

let me ask you a question, man.

You’re kind of making me nervous, dude.

Why do you think I can’t get a girlfriend?

Hey, man, I don’t even know you that well.

I get girls, they come over here and whatever, but just--

there’s no repeat business.

- What does that mean?

Hey, guys. Spicy tuna roll?

Yo, what’s up? You want to come and chill

with me and my boy Domingo right here?

It’s all right. I’m not going to tell the host.

David, are you trying to make a Heather sandwich?

- Well-- - Too bad for you boys

I’m working tonight.

Good to see you. I’ll see you later.

- Have a good night. - I’ll be around.

Where do you get your waitresses from?

- She was dancing at Scores - Nice.

We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewey.

- What? You are so not Jewey. - I know.

- Oh shit.

Look who came to see you.

♪ No pop, no style ♪

♪ I’m strictly roots ♪

♪ Watch how we chuck it And thing ♪

Nobody creative feels their day job.

At least you’ve got your Japanese T-shirt empire

to fall back on.

Honestly, Julie, I’ve got nothing.

- You didn’t get the tees? - No.

I’m awesome.

Well, um... maybe I can help.

What? You’re going to let me shoplift 300 T-shirts from your store?

- Better. - Yeah?

I’ll tell you where we get ours.

It’s a little bit out of the way, but for $200,

you can get all the vintage T-shirts you can carry.

When are you taking me?

Well, not right now,

but if you play your cards right,

maybe I’ll take you there tomorrow.

Now don’t tease me, Julie,

because I’m a desperate man.

How desperate?

One ’cause you left me ♪

♪ And two, two, Two for my family ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes Gingy ♪

♪ Watch out, boy She’ll chew you up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ Here she comes She’s a man-eater ♪

- -

♪ She’ll only come out at night Whoo ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ Here she comes She’s a man-eater ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ The woman is wild, whoo ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ Here she comes ♪

So, what exactly is this place?

You know how you always see refugees in crazy places

around the globe wearing Aerosmith T-shirts and Benetton?

Uh-huh.

This is where it all gets shipped from.

Jules.

Thanks for hooking us up early, Lenny.

Do me a favor and don’t tell my boss I was here.

This is her secret stash.

She will literally kill me if she finds out about this.

Two hundred, right?

That’s the number.

Let’s get dirty, kid.

♪ gave my love To a shooting star ♪

♪ I’m in love With a shooting star ♪

♪ When she falls Then I’ll be waiting ♪

♪ Gave my love To a shooting star ♪

♪ That I can’t keep up I’m chasing ♪

♪ I’m in love With a shooting star ♪

♪ When she falls Then I’ll be waiting ♪

♪ Gave my love To a shooting star ♪

♪ That I can’t keep up I’m chasing ♪

♪ I’m in love With a shooting star ♪

♪ When she falls Then I’ll be waiting ♪