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Ice cream has so many flavors.

How many?

Death, bro.

Is it one?

Nay. Is it two?

I say nay.

Is it 50?

I say yeah!

50!

50!

This ice cream is so good, you have to sprinkle dirt in it just so your mind

handle it.

Come on, give it here.

No, man.

You can't just munch it down like any old snack.

You gotta give it time.

Okay, yeah.

Can't rush things.

Exactly. You can't rush. Man, this time will take us forever.

This place is like a big freezer anyway.

See? We got time.

Don't go off!

More incoming!

Fling me, bro.

I'm just authentic.

Choose wisely, for when you save one, the other will fall straight into a

cauldron full of BOILING UP!

I'm bored.

Fear not, Highnesses.

You have soft hair.

This is where I'm supposed to be.

No, that is not what's supposed to be. We're supposed to eat the 50 -flavored

ice cream together.

Bye, Finn.

thought I was young again.

And the Jake was still alive.

And we were blocking it up like old times.

Hello? Ah! What the?

Ah.

Welcome to my birthday party.

We're gonna have so much fun.

Aha. The bugs are parasites.

Resurfacing happy memories and eating the juicy mind bobas.

Well, I don't remember walking into this dungeon.

So either there's some kind of memory wipe thing, or I'm really

getting old.

I'll get you all out of this weird dungeon. Grab that guy.

Look, a way out.

Oh, sorry,

newbies. I was on a bathroom break.

Welcome to eternity.

Huh?

Oh.

I'm dead.

I finally bit the dust.

Cashed in my chips.

Jake again.

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.

Cause of death?

Who gives a toot?

Hey! Hot dog it. The rest of y 'all better stay in line.

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.

Jake! You waited for me.

I'm here.

Your baby bro -bro man.

Your best boy.

Finn, my man.

Congrats on dying.

Mr. Fox?

I... I wasn't expecting you.

No, I have been expecting you, though.

I'm your officially assigned guide to the dead worlds.

Dead question mark? Ask me.

Can you take me to Jake?

No. Okay, catch you later. Bye.

I'm only a low -level clerk guy, working slow and steady toward my ultimate

goal. A hypoallergenic pillow.

What? That's really all you want?

There are a lot of dust mites around here.

Apparently dust mites have souls and dyes.

Which I did not know about.

Thank you, thank you.

Hey, I remember a lot more skeletons the last time I was here.

That's all projection and perception.

You're doing it right now. Look at that young meat.

Whoa, you're right.

I'm toyed? You can look like any past version of yourself in the dead world.

Jeepers! Yes, it's disgusting.

It's awesome.

Cool look.

What is that?

Beautiful. Whoa!

Cute.

I'm done.

This is what you're going with, huh?

Yeah, it's recognizable.

So, the rules around here are simple.

Or, they used to be. I'm not sure with this new regime.

Anyway, your spiritual style and past life quotient usually took... What are

doing?

It's a signal Jake came up with so we could find each other if we got

in death.

Oh, look, Finn.

We gotta find Jake so we can be reborn together.

That's not gonna work.

Jake's not here.

Jake has to be here!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I just meant he's not here here.

He's deaf somewhere in the dead world.

Where? I don't know, but like, everyone else is here.

Friends.

Enemies? Well, not everyone.

You know Bubafina reincarnated as a tugboat?

Good for her, right?

Looks like you've been assigned to... Oh!

The 37th Dead World.

Well,

scratch that.

Looks like you've been reassigned... Who the heck was that?

Can they take me to Jake?

Undertakers travel between dead worlds.

But it's got to be approved by the new boss. Oops.

New Death.

New Death?

Then let's go to New Death Castle!

No, wait!

Ben!

on the castle, bro. Beat it.

We'll turn your insides into bath bombs.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I've got a shiny new bod to kick your butts with.

Stop!

This one's mine.

Is that guy gonna stab me?

Huh?

Tiffany!

Surprise to see me, Finn.

And yet, how could you be?

Locked for...

and unbreakable chains of mutual hatred and respect.

You're a cop now.

Yeah, a cool cop.

I'll take you where you need to go.

I can't believe we're actually inside.

Yeah, undertakers get crazy good perks.

Oh, can you take me to Jake?

Jake?

No. Jake's in the highest of the high places.

The elitest field.

He's in...

The 50th Dead World.

The 50th Dead World.

You know, this place looks way different than I pictured.

Like, weird dude vibes.

Hey, don't touch anything.

Ew, when did you become such a rules guy?

Since I got a swole boss.

New Death has a visionary plan for the Dead World, and I'm gonna be first in

line for the buffet of destiny.

What's that mean?

Stay away from this bottomless void.

It's bottomless.

Which is cool.

That is cool.

What's up there?

That's nothing.

Just that storm room.

What? I thought that's where you were taking me.

Nah, I was taking you to my studio apartment to hang.

Nobody sees death.

The most you can hope for is a two -legged stool, like a blanket.

Oh, jeez.

I'm talking to death.

Well... Death!

Uh, Mr. Death?

Huh? How'd you get in here?

Quick, the box!

Way to guard the castle, moot!

I'm sure you'll hit him next throw, sir.

I missed. On.

FAMAS!

Dang, dude.

I'm sorry, bro.

I don't know how they got in.

Cram it, dirtbag.

You're making me a gag, bro!

Here comes the boom!

New death, please!

I have to find my brother Jake.

He's in the 50th dead world.

The 50th? Oh, come on. The 50th?

You've got to help me out.

I'm buds with old death.

We hung out that one time.

Oh, that clown.

That guy sucked.

All right, I'm here.

What do you want?

Oh, no. Not this crud again.

My friend's waiting for me.

Freaking Zanrake.

I don't care if you hate my new friend. He's cool. He's got a cool vibe.

What have you ever done for me, huh?

Maybe create stupid shapes in your stupid pants?

Why aren't you answering me?

I'm doing my own thing.

Getting rid of all these pointless dead worlds. Butt -dropping souls.

Breaking the wheel of reincarnation.

Any last words before I smash your atoms to oblivion?

I'm gonna find Jake.

I'll get to the 50th dead world no matter what.

Hmm.

What?

Get this loser out of here.

But... I thought you were double dead for sure.

Well, now you've done it, Finn.

We're blood enemies again. I'm gonna go eat my feelings in the pizza dead world.

I'm sorry.

I just... I really miss Jake, you know?

You of all people must understand that.

Don't you?

Yes.

I do understand.

Then you understand why I have to do this!

Sorry again.

Guess I'm not getting that pillow now.

This dead world's like a grandma calendar.

Tree Trunks!

Hi, this man.

I missed you, Tree Trunks. Is Jake here? What dead world is this?

Dead world 30, where life is purdy.

No Jake, though.

Help?

Dang. I guess I'll try all of these holes.

So y 'all are eating each other.

Okay. Jake?

Jake!

Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!

Dang,

this place is stinky.

None of the other ones is as bad.

Anybody here?

What dead world is this?

You've reached.

Dead world the first.

Number one in being worst.

Shoes Goose, you're here?

I know, it's weird.

Crimes aren't crimes.

Yikes.

Uh, I'll save you, Shoogles.

Oh, great. Oh, this is good. We're going to just stay.

Friends, stay back.

These souls are worse.

I should obliterate you into silently screaming quarks.

Please, I'll do anything.

All right, Tiff.

What? If you're my dog, you gotta bark with me.

Grab a couple of wingboys and head to the 45th Dead World.

Jack that place up!

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

I've played every note on this stupid pipe. Mix the waterworks, sonny.

Belly aching never solved a ding -dang thing.

Welcome home.

Mom? Dad?

Mom!

It's good to see you again, you big crybaby.

I crazy miss you two.

Come, come.

I made you some treats.

Sincakes? No, no.

Weaponry? The dead world's a real rat's nest these days.

Here's some paper talismans for spiritual warfare.

Hold on. Do you know how to get to the 50th dead world? I've tried everything.

Well, dearie, in order to get there, you have to... Hmm.

You have to not want to get there.

It's zen or something.

Not want to get there.

Okay, yeah.

I'm gonna not want to do that so...

This place is for berries.

I'm not giving up.

Surprise, little brother. I'm here, too.

Oh, he's gone.

I don't want to get to the 50th Dead World. I don't want to see Jake's

face. I don't want to do it on my beautiful, perfect dick.

Get my axe.

Now, who's all this ragging about?

What?

Sorry. What, the Tiggins?

that golden mug.

Do I know you?

Yes, you know me! It's Finn!

Finn!

Right, right.

I'm just messing with you, Fern.

Are you still messing with me?

Yeah,

brother.

You're Finn.

I know you.

Pretty funny, dude.

I was hanging out in Nirvana beyond all desire when I picked up your vibe.

It was so bananas intense that I had to check it out.

Thank you.

But I can see you're doing just fine.

I'll see you when you get to the 50th.

Wait. I'm not doing fine, you ding -dong. We were supposed to be dead

and then get reborn together.

Little pro pros forever.

Don't you care?

I wish I could help, but I've moved beyond all this stuff.

Oh!

Look what I have!

Gum!

This used to be my jam.

I've made sure I was buried with it.

It's own mask.

Get lost, Gramps.

Bite me, you fucking daggone -

world refused to open for me cuz it's no jerks allowed I knew you'd do

anything to get your dumb friend back so I just waited until you dragged him out

of there and I could get it you selfish tool no I really don't like

this guy he played me like a straight -up didgeridoo I'm gonna stick him up

50's not just a place.

It's a state of mind.

That's the dumbest... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Hey! I rule you!

Yo! Don't push, Bushi! Chill.

Don't tell me what to do!

You're all gonna pass my judgment now.

And I say... Everybody out!

Well,

well. What?

Look who came crawling back.

This is all my fault. I'm just another easy -to -scam old guy.

Hey, we're Finn and Jake. We'll fix this.

for... forever, I guess.

Oh, to wrestle with the unforgiving boundaries of moral judgment, lost

by the illusion of free will.

I'm but a weed.

Can you see me?

All I see is a half -portion crumb giving us the runaround.

Weren't you supposed to dump us into DW number one?

Don't question my mercy, Hat Jake.

Just eat your cake. You too, Lady Jake.

Do as he says, Margaret.

Well, you're a very hot duck, but you bake a swell cake.

If only Jake could see me feeding all of his beloved Jakes. Hey, Mr. Euler, can

you take a look at your portrait?

Hope you don't have any notes. I already started the shading.

Where's Jake? Why his face?

Because that's what you look like, constantly.

This is all Finn's fault.

Peace was never seeing Jake again. But then that macaroon sapling came along

pulled the veil of my empty existence.

It ends.

Hang out.

Park that keeser.

I know what I gotta do.

Come on, guys. Work with me.

Don't worry. They're fine.

I guess they do look at Peace.

I really messed up.

My fool butt led new death into the 50th dead world. I blew up mom and dad.

I ruined your chance for happiness.

Because I'm a selfish fool man.

I would have been the fool man if I had stayed all zoned out when there's a butt

of injustice to kick.

I'll show you chumps how my lady likes to be hoisted.

Look at these poor suckers.

here forever, and there's no one in the Dead Worlds that can help us.

Should we contact someone outside the Dead Worlds?

You can do that?

Yeah. Well, what the heck, Jake? Why didn't you call me?

I don't know. I thought it might have been creepy.

Well, if I had died first, I would have had the courtesy to ghost call you all

the dang time.

Well, la -dee -da.

Mr. Courtesy over here.

Hmm.

Who should we call?

Hmm. Oh.

Something is attempting contact.

Bee? You?

for you guys death's been replaced by new death and he's he's immoral he's

a tyrant i'm afraid i can't help with that i know someone who can though oh

cool but a favor for a favor all i ask is for permission to use your bones

for a spell what kind of spell bone spell all right i

guess i don't know where they are though so you'll have to I already have them.

Hey! You must travel to the underwater gardens where the goddess life dwells.

Life? As long as the candle burns, you will stay in life's realm.

It's almost all gone as it is.

Yes. Hmm.

We'll make this quick then.

Whoa!

Guess we're nasty fish for now.

Just gotta have good body image.

I love it.

Whoa. Oh, jeez, I'm really doing this?

Are you ready, little soul?

Please let me be something cool this time.

Oh, that's what I get for hoping.

Enjoy my gift, little one.

I won't.

I know you're there, Finn and Jake.

Sorry, life ma 'am. Didn't mean to creep.

We doth require thine aid.

New Death rules the dead worlds with a giant idiot fist.

He's a massive cheese tooth.

Yeah? It's like his dad was an idiot fist.

And his mom is a big smelly cheese tooth.

Hey, my son.

Maybe he's just nervous at work.

He's always been difficult to deal with.

But the dead worlds are his charge now.

But he's your son!

Yeah, ma 'am! Get in his business!

The transmigration of souls is my business.

Oh, these two are packets, dear.

So cute.

I've learned to enjoy from my work instead of my family.

What?

Life, your large son is cutting off reincarnation altogether.

He did what?

He's just going to snatch my entire purpose from me?

That

is

a kiss.

of life, it has the power to conquer death.

But beware, it comes with a very important warning.

Shoot.

Hey,

is the swirly bob okay?

Hmm, what do you think life is trying to warn us about?

ever going to be happy.

Not as long as New Dope's in charge.

We're going to take him down.

I'm a mysterious newcomer looking to make my bones.

Yo, what's with the chubby tiger?

Just a couple of new recruits.

are all going up in smoke.

Hey, that's great.

I'm really looking forward to things being terrible forever.

Go get me another case, loser.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

or something.

are terrible.

You need a father figure to teach you proper rope work.

Father?

Nice and easy.

Do you really mean all that stuff you just said about teaching me?

Less bonding, more bulking.

Behind you, son!

Son?

The kiss ain't working.

Maybe we're doing it wrong.

What if we both kiss it? Oh, like at the same time? Yeah.

It'll be like a kiss combo.

All right.

He's charging!

You got any bombs or something in here?

I'm gonna kill you!

What's this?

That's a note from our mom.

Look, you can stay like this forever, or you can fix the dead world.

I didn't even want this stupid job.

Wait. What does that mean?

The goddamn

What did I do?

Mom's gonna kill me.

Best friend, help me!

I didn't realize that when I took out Dad, I'd be chained to all his stuff.

So how about it? You ready to get chained to my stuff?

What do we do?

Leave him like this.

That settles it. We have to ice death now.

And we both know who needs...

Like you're gonna go around harvesting the souls of cute little bunnies? Leave

it to your big bro.

Old Man Finn was a bunny slayer. You don't -

Life by the wrong end.

Mr. Fox!

Oh, hey. How about that?

Yes, you've taken the crown.

But without a strong right hand.

We're going to help our new son get on the right track.

Now I'm their favorite.

So, Ben, ready to settle into the 37?

Yeah, about that.

Jake, when you left, I kind of freaked out. It was the worst thing to ever

happen to me.

Oh, come on. You still had plenty of other things to live for, right?

Yeah, but deep down, I just kept waiting for the day I'd finally see you again.

Mr.

Death, I want to go back.

Proud of you, bro.

You'll be ready for the 50th before you know it.

Go back there and live that best life.

No, wait.

I'm not your mom.

I wonder what life's going to turn me into this time.

Jake, what are you doing?

I just had my donkid epiphany. I know.

I'll just come back for fun.

Because it's great being alive with you.

Good reason.