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Doesn't everything you read just leak out of you?

Okay,

lights.

Back in the old days, the wasteland debit was struck with a bolt of magic.

In the ancient furnace rose the dragon, Molto Labo!

Labo's fire gunked up our entire kingdom!

It was real bad times all round.

Except the Lightning Lord ab -

I read about it in this ancient book. The furnace used to fix people.

Broken people.

Like me.

Don't kid yourself, Crackface.

I like the way you are.

Yeah, you have a great pers -

Oh yeah!

Good!

Huh! It's working!

My laptop...

I'm going for a new sound this time.

I really want to get it right.

Can I hear it?

Uh, all right.

Okay, nope, no, it's not done yet.

Hey, it's all right.

I can't wait to hear it when it's ready.

Why would you release Glass Boy?

We need Saint Marceline. Glass Boy knows more about her than anyone.

Glass Boy is a fool.

He'll take one step outside and get his gross crack stuck in his own foot.

I just,

it's my right, you know.

Perhaps you should step down.

No, he'll find Marceline.

Okay, but he's probably already dead.

Princess!

Oh quack, a boy with a head crack. Hey!

Marceline, Marceline, the vampire queen.

Through the candy you must go to the place where grass does grow.

Thank you, strange duck.

Bye.

How lucky for me that oblivious is he. The boy is none the wiser of my card of

illegal moisturizer.

I'm going out to a little girl named Marceline.

Marceline. Marceline. Is it just you and me and the wreckage of the world?

That must be so confusing for a little girl.

Hey, Olga. And I know you're going to need me here with you. Hey, time for you

to leave. But I'm losing myself and I'm afraid you're going to lose me too.

This magic keeps me alive.

But it's making me crazy.

Big Marcy fan, huh?

Simon! Hi, gang.

I was just playing out at Dirt Beer Guy's tavern.

Then this guy showed up.

Dade Marceline!

I'm just gonna use your, um, facilities.

So, you know about Marcy, then?

to the family of bugs, draw a silver tree.

Perfect.

Now what?

Above that tree, draw a panda with a hat. That's silly.

I want to draw a walrus in an overcoat.

No, no. The panda is very important.

Okay, Mommy.

Give him a hat. A big, pointy hat.

You're going to be a great artist when you grow up, Marceline.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, why are we going this way?

Because it's the fastest route.

Why do you ask?

Nothing. It's just... I used to live around here.

What? Really?

What was this?

I don't really want to talk about it.

Oh, you're so mysterious all the time.

Just like your song.

Bell quietly and give it a single strike.

And now for the best part.

The welcome bowl.

Mmm.

Sand.

I was thinking if we had some time left over after you defeat the dragon, then

maybe... Hey, Peeves. Can we get this over with?

No visitors.

We're in a state of emergency.

Not officially, but... No invite, no entry. Get lost, Pinky. Okay, that's it.

You're everything to me, okay?

Are you going to be okay hearing this again?

Do what you have to do Marceline.

Don't you see?

You're exactly what I don't want to be.

Honestly, you're a walkin' sockin' candy tragedy.

Can't believe that I almost thought that we were meant to be.

Can't believe that I almost thought you cared about me.

I'm so glad that I won't die.

That you're kind of a dictator in a way.

You're to blame. You're a constant source of misery and pain.

What a shame.

That you're so stuck up. I know you won't change.

Out of frame.

No, I don't believe you cared about...

We'll be at the secret clubhouse party in no time.

Mom, will they have food there?

Every party has food.

All the good parties, anyway.

Hey, let's play a game.

I see something that starts with an S.

So either grow up or step aside.

They break.

Sweetie, I'm going to fix this motorcycle up for us, but it's going to

while. Here's a special VIP card to get into the secret clubhouse.

What?

You're going to be late for the party.

Follow the map.

But I want to stay with you.

Marceline, I don't have time for you right now.

to stop Larvo for good.

It'll be risky.

Risky? I'm on thin ice as it is.

I wish I could read lips.

You're a princess.

Yeah. Which means protecting your people no matter what. Even when your vampire

girlfriend bails on you. Ooh.

We need a system to convey a butt -ton of liquid.

But I don't have the resources here.

My people can help!

with transparency.

Role model right here.

Marceline just like your dad.

What's up Lemmy?

Hey dude.

This thing always got on my nerves.

One new message.

Marceline, you're there aren't you?

Brave girl.

I'm sorry I had to trick you.

But you're tough enough to handle this world on your own.

I love you Marceline.

I hope you can forgive me.

You don't say.

I thought I was sad that see -through princess turned on me.

But now...

Yeah, pretty bad.

Probably should have tried singing anyway.

I was sort of hoping your song wouldn't work, so I could finally show the Glass

Kingdom how much of a scientific genius I am.

Well, mission accomplished.

I'm so sorry I left you alone on this.

It's just, being back here where all this bad stuff happened...

My mom and I didn't talk about bad stuff.

When she got really sick, she didn't even tell me.

She meant well, but I think it messed me up about being honest about my

feelings.

You and me are in a good place now.

Well, not right now, obviously.

You know, if this really is the end, I have something I want to sing to you.

Never grow old together.

Cause you'll never grow old to me.

You're the pink in my cheeks.

And I'm scared cause that means I'm a little bit soft.

But don't beat yourself up on me.

It wasn't just a sign that I was hiding from.

We were messed up kids who taught ourselves how to live. And I'm so scared

I'm not good enough.

Yeah, I'm used to that, but I could get used to this.

And I know we'll never grow old together, because you'll never grow

old to me.

You're the pink in my cheeks, and I love that it means I'm a little bit soft.

You're the pink in my cheeks.

But one brave boy showed me the truth.

That's you, glass boy.

Me? You don't need to hide that crack.

Ever.

All of you? Why were you hiding them?

I was afraid people would judge me the way I judge them.

Me too.

No, no, no!

Sandy, what's this?

It's nothing.

You have one, too.

Glossy jerk.

Sorry I ever doubted you.

Yeah, sorry for bullying you your whole life.

Marceline, you're in grave danger. But don't worry, I brought help.

Hey, PB.

Y 'all got monster trubs?

PB, are these friends of yours?

Have at you.

Come on.

Yep, these are my people.

And I'm really proud of them.

That man's towel just blew off.

My bad.

Eh.

Turns out this broken glass will not be healing.

always the one performing.

I have a lot more songs I want to sing.

Real sappy ones.

Good. I've always loved your songs.

You love it.