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Anyone seen my iPad?

Am I talking to myself?

Dana! It's on the nightstand where you left it.

Honey, let's go.

We're already an hour late.

I just need a few more minutes, okay?

Oh, God.

Hey, uh, Mom, I got the candy.

Kyle, how'd the job search go?

Well, I got him to schedule me an interview, but then

Mom said she needed me.

Christ. Dana!

No, no, no.

We're just decorating. We had to run to the store to get a new angel fixture for

the living room. Dana!

Hiya, darling.

What the hell? I get this kid a job interview, and then you've got him...

Shopping for Toshis for you?

Sweetie, I need him. He's got the best taste.

Alright, I have to go buy some sandals for my costume.

Oh,

son.

I think it's great that you love your stepmother and everything, but look at

you.

You're a goddamn mess.

You don't even talk to your friends from the computer anymore or hang out.

You're just glued to your mother's skirt.

No. She said that... I know, I know. But no one's going to want to marry a 25

-year -old boy who's never raised his boys in his life before, who hangs out

with his mama all day and night.

You do like women, right, son?

Of course I do.

It's just, she said... I don't know what I'm going to do with you, son.

Okay, you need to get out there and get a job. Experience the world.

Go out to a bar.

Do some drugs.

You do realize that your stepmother is robbing you from a young man's life,

right?

No.

No. No, no, she wouldn't do that. She loves me.

She gets me.

Look, I'll get a job. Yes.

Yes, you will.

You know Dr. Roman from the psych ward?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, well, he's throwing a party tonight, a Halloween party. And your

and I are going.

And so are you.

Now, Mr. Schultz is going to be there too.

Mr. Schultz.

Yeah, he's the head of the accounting department at the hospital.

Your mother and I are going to introduce you to him and you're going to keep

your mouth shut. And I'm going to tell him how you're a wonderfully fine young

man and you have an IQ of 140 and we're going to get you a decent job at the

hospital.

Okay? There's a lot of young college women that work there.

And if I know Schultz, he's old school.

Gonna have him little pencil dresses and blouses with a lot of cleavage. It's

like open season over there.

Don't act like you don't like tits, boy. I see you salivating all over your

mother's.

You do like

tits, right boy? Or are you more into dicks?

Almost ready.

Look, don't disrespect mom.

Seriously, Judy?

It's Halloween night.

Fine.

I'll be there in 15 minutes, okay?

Okay, look.

You're going to go to this party with your mother, okay?

You're going to find Schultz. He's a short guy, bald, red face, snorty laugh.

You're going to walk up to him.

You're going to introduce yourself as Dr.

Stevens' son. And can you please have a job, sir?

You understand that? Can you handle that?

Yes, sir.

Now you have a costume.

Don't fuck it up.

Hi, I'm Dr. Steven Sun.

Hi, I'm Dr.

Steven Sun.

Hi, I'm Dr. Steven's son.

I would like a job for a minute.

Hi,

I'm Dr.

Steven's... Hello, Dr.

Steven's...

Tell me doctor, do you think my costume is too sexy for all those buddy duddies

to work with?

I heard the car pull out.

Will Kyle be joining us at the party?

You know, since it's just us, maybe we should have a little fun before we go.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, no. Leave it on.

I think it's so hot.

It's like I'm stripping for a stranger.

You like my naughty Halloween costume?

You're going to love my naughty Halloween lingerie.

Do you want me to do that thing like that?

Like that?

stroke your tic for me,

stroke your tic for me

Yeah, I don't want to get my panties dirty

Yeah. Yeah, I can't.

Oh, you're so hard.

Oh, yeah.

It's so bad.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I really, I meant to.

It was just feeling so good, I couldn't. Oh, me...

This was a terrible idea.

Fuck.

It felt right, but as usual, I was just way off base.

Sorry.

Honey, no.

Don't go.

Look, I know why you did what you did. I understand.

I've been holding you back out of fear of losing you.

But, you know, I should have been instilling confidence in you.

What do you mean?

Okay. Mommy's going to give you the best lesson in confidence you can ever have,

okay?

Period.

Yes.

Don't get sad. You don't have to leave this room.

Right? Yeah?

No.

You're too bad, boy.

Yeah. Dirty pirate boy.

Yeah. Yeah. So good.

So good. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Good boy.

Good boy.

Yes.

So good.

Yes.

You can do it. You can do it.

Take a shower.

Take a shower.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, you've been strong, boy.

Yeah.

You can do it.

You can do it. Oh, you're so good.

Show me. Show me what you're like.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

I just would have.

Mommy, you feel so good.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

I'll take my car.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Take it.

It's yours.

No, take it. Take it from your daddy.

Take it from your daddy. That's your pussy. No, take it.

Oh, my God.

back here, mommy. I'm not done with it.

Tell me. Oh,

you're so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

More. More.

You're so good. You're so good. You're so good.

Yeah.

You're old, man.

You're old, man.

Oh, fuck, Mom.

Yeah. Don't come yet. Oh, Mommy, I'm going to come.

Oh, don't come yet. You stay to make Mommy come first.

Yeah. Yeah, make Mommy come first.

Oh, yeah, Mommy, come on.

You look employable and confident, and I think I'm going to have the most

handsome date at the party tonight.

Shall we?

Mm -hmm.

You do like kids, boy, right? Are you more into dicks?

I think it's great that you love your mother and everything, but... She's dead

mother. Oh, yeah. That'd be bad, right?

Hey. I heard the call, but... Sorry.

Okay. I told you you were making me crazy.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Still rolling.

Something's about to come out. I apologize.

Wiener.

Reese.

Hmm? Quick note. No cursing.

Thank you so much. Cursing? It's a Misa X film.

Please turn up to curse as little as possible. Okay. Okay, and... No cursing,

here we go.

Can I sit on his cock?

Yeah. Okay.

And... Take your hands off, put them down here.

And... Oh.

No cursing.

Take your cock, it's fine. Just don't... Okay, here we go.