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Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

That was amazing.

I know, right? I feel, like, totally breath free.

since, like,

since, like, the beginning of college, since I got here.

Well, maybe now you can get past this whole Anna thing.

You know what?

You're right. From now on, no more obsessing over Anna.

I've got bad news about Anna. Ugh, what?

Anna's roommate stole your recipe for your beer.

What? And she's in talks with Hefeweiser to make a limited run on your Belgian

double. What?

Don't get so upset, Nicole.

I hear it's only 2 ,000 cases initially.

How in the hell did she even get the inclination to steal my beer?

Well, Eve kind of... Kind of what?

Bragged to Anna's roommate about how good your beer was.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, right?

She told her Tuesday during pre -med class.

Eve had no idea Anna would do something like this.

Nicole, listen. I know a little something about brewing. I won the gold

for the independent festival for my barley wine.

Really? Yeah.

I mean, tell you what, how about I come over later this evening and we just brew

up another batch?

I don't know. I guarantee you that this new batch will be way better than the

last one. All right, well, I hate to bail on the love fest, but I have to

like a piss horse.

All right, so one thing tonight. I guarantee it's going to be so much

You looking for something?

My bladder's about to rot.

Taking time bomb here.

Bathroom's to the right.

All better?

Ten pounds lighter. You must be my sister.

Mother.

Of course.

And you are?

Mike's roommate?

Hello, Mike's roommate.

I mean, Dame.

Are you here alone?

Um, well, I'm with my friends outside.

Meaning, did you bring a girlfriend?

Nah, I left all the bitches and hoes back at the dorm. You know, a play has

always got to be playing the field.

Okay, nice meeting you.

Wait, wait.

I don't have a...

an honest answer.

I respect honesty.

Well, I'm all about honesty.

Honest Abe.

That's what my friends call me.

Honesty is the best policy.

That's what I always say.

Look, you don't have to try too hard.

I haven't gotten laid in two months since my husband, Mike's dad, left me.

You're kind of cute.

So if you don't blow it by opening your mouth, I can guarantee you'll leave here

with a smile.

Amen.

Mmm.