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Hey, Jenny.

I'm doing okay.

I'm doing really well, actually. That relationship was falling apart before it

ended anyway, so... Now I'm totally ready

to start dating.

I just am terrible at it.

Well, I mean, you're going out with people and dating and you've had

since I've known you.

I suck at it.

Well, I mean, I tried to wear something a little bit sexy to the grocery store,

and I had absolutely no takers. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Well, no, I'm not putting up profiles on dating apps.

Well, I don't even know how those things work.

An app on my phone.

Okay. All right.

All right, I'll do it. That's how you find all of them?

All right.

I never ever thought I would resort to this. I mean, why can't people just meet

at a coffee shop or something, you know?

Keep it organic.

All right.

Okay. Yeah, I know. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm making a resolution right now. I'm doing it.

Okay. All right, hold on. You know what? My stepson's calling in.

I have to go. I have to take this.

Okay. I'll talk to you soon. I'm going to do it. I'm doing it.

All right.

Bye.

Hey, sweetie.

All right.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm doing that.

or else I'm going to be terrible at this.

All right.

Hi, everybody.

My name is Jay.

I'm recently divorced, very newly divorced, but I'm doing fine, doing

really well with it, and I'm excited to meet new people.

Well, I'm a nurse. I'm a registered nurse. I love helping people.

I like the outdoors. I like to hike and ski.

And I have a stepson, and he's amazing.

So I would love to talk to you and meet you. So I guess hit

me up or message me or however that works. Okay.

Okay, that was terrible.

Oh.

Hey, sweetie.

What's up?

I didn't think you were going to be here.

I took the day off.

Did I not tell you that?

Oh, well, cool.

How you been?

Good, good. How was school?

School was, you know, stressful as always.

Can't wait to play basketball with the boys.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

I'll see you later for dinner, Dad. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, cool. Check you

out later.

Hey, so, actually, I forgot to ask you. Did you end up getting a date?

Oh, my God. Don't ask me about that.

You make tons.

All right, all right.

Stepsons and stepmoms don't talk about that. Go play basketball.

Oh, I will, dude.

See you later.

Hi guys.

So it's been about a week since I last put something up here and I wanted to

give you a little bit more information about myself.

I know I said I really loved the outdoors and I love hiking and I also

love working out.

And one of the best parts about working out is the cute little workout outfit.

This is a new outfit. I just wanted to share it with you.

Oh.

And I also wanted to thank everyone so much for all your messages. They're

really sweet.

But I wanted to remind you that I just got out of a long -term relationship.

newly divorced.

And I just want to have fun. I want to have some fun and be adventurous and

sort of see what's out there. So for all of you guys that were really, God,

what's the right word?

It's not a negative thing.

really uh into a long -term relationship and doing that immediately um I'm

probably not the right choice for you not right now but again thank you all

right bye okay oh my god I really hope you got the hint

I don't know. I mean, I keep putting these new clips I've been updating like

told me every week.

The only people that... No.

No, it was sexy.

It was my little workout outfit.

Well, I thought it was really sexy.

I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Well, I showed my butt.

Yeah.

So I keep getting all these guys and they just... want to have relationships

and, I mean, I feel like they want to get married. That's the last thing I

I just want to get fucked. I mean, I'm just kind of looking for some dick. I

thought this would be way easier.

Alright.

Now, I know what they think with their dicks.

Well, I've got, like, a cute little, like, lingerie and a robe.

Alright.

Like, how sexy?

Oh wow, really?

Okay, all right, I'll try it.

All right, I got my sexy game base on. I'm gonna do this.

Okay, love you too, bye.

Hi, guys. I'm back again.

I wanted to show you just a little bit more.

So I really like lingerie, and I was going to show you a little bit of my

lingerie.

What do you think?

I'll undo this a little bit too.

There we go.

I hope you liked it.

Oh my god.

I can't believe it's come to this.

Mom shouldn't have to go through this.

Hey, it's everything all right Come

on I Mean you

don't you don't like that fine. Is that what's going on?

Oh

Yeah,

that's

I mean, it's definitely not you.

You're really pretty, and any guy would be lucky to have you as their partner.

Thank you.

There's plenty of fish in the sea, you know?

I'm sure you'll find the right one.

Yeah. You don't have to be bummed out.

Thank you.

Of course.

Yeah.

So, what are you up to tonight?

Well, I was actually going to ask you something, but I'll bring it up later.

It's not a biggie. No, it's fine.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Well, um, so is it cool if I have Sarah come over? Yeah. Just to hang out a bit.

Probably watch a movie or something. Of course.

Have fun.

Just because my dating sex isn't me or shit.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I just, I know. I guess I'm having luck in that

but it doesn't mean, you know.

Right. You are, and she's amazing.

Absolutely, have her over.

Right. All right, cool.

See you later, then.

Bye, sweetie.

Bye.

Thank you.

Come in.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey.

What's up?

I wanted to talk to you about something.

Oh. Can I sit down?

Yes, let me see.

Everything all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I have a little bit of a confession to make.

You know how I've been having a really hard time dating, right?

And it's hard. I'm just too dead.

It wasn't... Yeah, it just wasn't easy.

So... Okay.

I know you miss him, but... Yeah, you'll... You know, you'll find the one.

Aw. Thank you.

Yeah. So... When Sarah was here earlier...

We went to the bathroom.

Oh.

I heard you guys having sex.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

My bad about that. I know you have, like, rules in the house about doing

mean, I just feel really badly because I was loud and I was lifting.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I'm really embarrassed about that.

It'll never happen again, I promise.

Oh, fuck.

I think I know.

I don't know if I'm embarrassed or jealous or both because it sounds like

are going really well for you guys.

It's kind of like you're having fun.

Yeah, I mean, it's been a nice couple of months with her, so I

might take it to the next step. I might ask her to be my girlfriend soon.

Wow, that's a big step.

I kind of liked listening a little bit.

Is that weird?

I mean, I'm just actually deprived right now. It's totally me.

I mean, you weren't doing anything wrong or out of line.

Yeah.

I mean, it's whatever to me, I guess.

Yeah. I mean, I shouldn't have been making so much noise.

Right.

So for the next time, I'll just keep it quiet. I'm sorry about that.

Well, I mean, this could be kind of fun. You could, like, maybe,

like, you could be loud and know that I'm listening.

Would that be strange? I mean, don't mind me. I'm totally, I just, you know

what, I need to have sex.

It's kind of been a problem lately.

Yeah, I get it.

Well, you can always talk to me about it. It's okay.

I'm here for you. Of course.

We can always talk.

You can listen in on me.

It's not weird.

I mean, you've always been so cool to me. I mean, yeah.

Can I kiss you?

I know. You know what, though?

And you're my stepson. It's not like we're... Yeah.

Like, you're my son. And I think it's okay.

I mean, well, I was kind of brought back by that.

What about my dad?

I mean... Well, but you said I was really pretty.

Yeah. And that people would want to date me.

Remember? In the kitchen?

Yeah.

Okay.

Don't you want to help me?

Do you want my help in that department?

Oh my God, I would love your help in that department. Help me.

Just a little bit.

Oh my God, I haven't kissed someone in so long.

This is kind of... I mean, I'm a little embarrassed. It's kind of...

Is it?

Yeah. That's okay, sweetie.

It's natural to get turned on when someone touches you.

Right.

Are you okay if I touch you?

Yeah, of course. I like it.

Have you ever thought about me touching you before?

Maybe once or twice.

Is that bad?

No.

The looks of it here is really good.

My bad. I know my room's a mess.

It kind of is a little bit of a mess.

But I'm not really looking at that right now.

Oh, you're so nice.

That's what

you needed?

Yeah. This is okay.

you can touch me if you want

don't be shy baby

Thank you.

Take those off.

I am too.

Your eyes are so fucking pretty

Encresimo.

Oh, you're getting greedy a little bit there with your hands. I like it.

You have to excuse me. I'm completely deprived.

I'm kind of scared of what's going to happen.

Are you ready?

Oh, okay.

I know that you're not reserved.

oh my god oh

my god that feels good

oh my god

Oh my god, please make it come.

Please.

Oh my God.

Oh, I feel so good, sweetie.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Just do it. Yeah. Just do it like that.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just do it. Hurry it down. Just show me.

Just show me how you guys have sex.

Okay. I don't know all these funny ways to do things.

You're going to teach me too.

Oh God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

You want to keep going?

Yeah.

Turn around a little bit.

I know,

I'm getting wild.

I just want to try everything.

Just use me.

You want me to use you?

Yeah.

I can't even tell you how much I needed this.

How's that feel?

It feels so good. Slide it right inside my knees whole.

Nice and deep.

Yeah. I like feeling every inch of it.

Come right up to the tip.

Oh, my God. Now I'm breathing.

Oh, my God. I like this.

Nice, long, slow, deep strokes.

I want to skip every inch of it.

Should it fill me up?

Oh my gosh.

How's that feel, baby?

It feels so good. Yeah?

Oh,

God.

I'm so glad you agreed to this.

I didn't think you liked me.

Oh my God.

I've got a confession.

I've been thinking about this for a while.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Right here in my basket.

Yeah.

Mommy fucks you.

It's a little bit naughty, isn't it? Yeah.

You like being naughty with Mommy.

You're doing exactly what mommy asked, like a good, good boy.

I did that, sweetie.

Yeah, it's all for you, baby.

All for you.

Yes, it's all for you.

Oh, my God.

It's all for me.

It's all for you.

Like a good, good boy.

Yeah, a good, good boy. Yeah, a good, good boy.

A mighty good boy. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to hold you. You're going to hold me like that? Yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Oh, good baby boy.

Yes.

You want everything, don't you? Do you want to get behind me? Do you want to

behind mommy?

Mm -hmm.

You're taking such good care of Mommy today, aren't you?

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh,

my God.

My balls are cramping.

Do you think they're both tripping? Yeah, I love it. I want to feel them hit

Oh my god, this is so sad.

Oh my god.

I'm always laughing because you're fucking mommy so hard.

I want you

to watch that cockfighting at a mommy.

Watch it?

How's it looking?

How's it look?

Yeah Oh

my

god, yeah

because I've been so greedy.

And you've taken such good care of mommy.

I do.

Maybe I can get one more endo before you do.

Okay.

You're standing?

Yeah.

You know what I'd really, really, really like?

I want to look at you.

I want to look at you while I cum.

Want to do that?

Look at me.

Look at me, Micah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Just like that. Do you feel how that noise all is?

Yes. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is just as good.

Oh, God.

It feels faster for me.

oh god yeah just like that

Oh my god Can mommy taste it? Yes, she can. Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes. I don't want to go.

Oh, yeah.

I sent for mommy.

Yeah, I do.

I'm so happy.

I'm so proud of you baby boy.