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Hey honey, there you are. Hey, how's it going?

Good, you?

Why are you still here?

Uh... I was supposed to go outside. I'm a little upset. I guess I'm about to

have men out there doing anything for me.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

Sorry, no.

You were looking forward to that, though.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, I guess I'm going to figure something else out to do.

You can't meet up with them later or anything?

No. No.

Well,

you know, I tell you what, you can always stay here with your dad and I.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like such a loser to hang out with my stepmom and my dad.

Oh, come on. That'll be fun.

Don't even worry about it. Your dad's at the store right now getting some steak

and some food and a firework.

Yeah, that'll be fun. I got them just for you.

Yeah, I mean, we could light those off. That'll be fun. Yeah?

I bet it'll cheer you up.

I tell you what.

Let's just start now. Your dad can join us later. All right.

I like the white.

Do you want to do the other one?

Or do you want to wait until your father gets back?

I just want to wait.

Do you have anything else?

Sparklers or anything?

Um, yeah.

I have some.

You can write my name with them.

They're so much fun, aren't they?

Yeah, they're fun. I haven't played with sparklers in the longest time.

These are big!

I know!

Look at it!

It's not even like... It hardly burns!

Don't get too close!

Oh, my sparkle is almost done. Oh, whoa!

Yo!

Sorry.

It's alright.

My bad.

Oh, don't be uncomfortable.

It'll be okay.

Sorry, I just, I didn't mean to be rude to look at you or your kids or anything.

It happens.

Yeah, just don't tell Dad.

Oh, no, I, no, it's just fine. It's just between us.

Okay. I hope this cheered you up.

Yeah, yeah, it's, I don't know, I just, I still feel like a loser hanging out

here with my stepmom and my dad, but I appreciate it.

Is there a girl that you are going to go see?

I don't know.

Maybe. Yeah?

It's in the past now. Well,

maybe there's another way that'll

cheer you up.

What? More sparklers?

No.

Whoa. Whoa.

What about Dad?

He's going to be home any minute.

No, he's not.

He's been at least like two hours. He went to the store.

You know how the lines are. He's got to get charcoal.

I don't know.

You're my stepmom and all.

Step? I saw you looking at him.

Yeah.

You want to tell Dad about this?

No, it can be our little secret.

Feel better?

Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect it to be so big.

Yeah, your dad paid for them.

I guess this is a good way to cheer me up.

I didn't expect it, I'm sorry.

Enjoy it. They're nice folks, I can't complain.

Thank you.

I won't even remember that you were sad tonight.

I guess not. Forget all about the girl.

Yeah.

What girl?

Right.

Okay.

Oh. Sure you won't tell dad about this?

I won't.

I won't if you won't.

No, I won't. I'm game.

Wow.

See, it runs in the family.

Yeah, yeah.

Definitely not ashamed of it.

No reason to be.

I mean, I guess, why not? We're already this far. Right?

Ooh, can't say I expected this tonight.

Well, there's somebody around.

Better keep it down though, so my neighbors don't tell God.

Ooh, that's probably thinking.

We're good.

there, dear.

How could I not be?

This feels so good.

I hope so.

Hmm.

What the hell? What the hell?

bigger than your dad.

Oh, really?

I guess he really does run in the family.

That's amazing.

You've been plotting on this for a while, huh? Oh my god.

So, hi, I'm going to hug my mom. Hi.

Oh, you.

Oh, six minutes, little bird.

Well, I'll play it.

Thank you.

Your girlfriend's stupid.

He can be observant. Oh, yeah, but he'll be drinking on the holiday.

Yeah, you're right.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's so good in there.

What are you doing with me?

I'm fine.

Oh my God.

I don't know.

That's my fourth July heat kicking.

Oh yeah?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

My pussy is so tired.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's definitely a better way to be spending my night. I have no complaints.

Oh.

I'm going to work out the night.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it feels so good.

I didn't expect much of that mom to be so tight.

It's definitely...

It's definitely a fix for the sadness.

I want you to come.

Yeah? Uh -huh. You want me to come?

My mouth.

We gotta get rid of the evidence.

Yeah, we do.

Definitely a good end to the 4th of July.

Oh, you did amazing.

Thank you. You did even better.

What a surprise.