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I think I need you to explain this to me
again.

Mrs. Cox called you from prison? She
said, and I quote, if you want to find

what happened to Lex Luthor, try a night
visit to the Perpetual Crime Cemetery.

So here we are.

Don't you care what happened to Lex?

You know, actually...

It's

a guard.

Look, I don't see anybody.

And I have better eyesight than you. You
wear glasses.

Oh, my.

Woe is me.

The

end

is near.

I face the final curse.

Well, Mama, I guess you were right about
me all along.

Everything I touch turns to cow patties.

And it's not like I'm not used to it,
because Lord knows I am after a whole

entire lifetime of it.

And if it were just me, it doesn't
matter. Really, it doesn't matter.

But, Mama, I have gone, and I have lost
all the money. And I cannot afford to

keep Sister in the rest home past the
end of the month.

So being this how I'm just about is
worthless.

As a one -legged bird, dog.

Oh,

my

goodness gracious.

Sir, please listen to me.

Life is a very precious gift.

Every new day that we're alive is
another chance for us to be the best we

be. Oh, please.

What would you know about it, Mr.
Nothing can hurt me, I don't need money

live? And didn't anybody ever tell you
that two primary colors just do not work

together? You can make fun of my
appearance if you like.

Or you can talk about what's really
bothering you.

Which do you prefer?

Well...

If you put it that way.

Clark? What with Wanda Mayneeding,
professional.

Help and all and me getting that very
bad advice about how biodegradable golf

clubs were going to be the wave of the
future and I needed to get in on the

ground floor. Well, you can see how my
life is just, it's just not worth living

anymore.

Clark, I just, I just, I feel so guilty.

My daddy went to an early grave. This
one, in fact, this one right here.

all that money, what did I do? Lost it.

One failed. Sure.

Metropolis General Hospital has a
referral service for counseling and

There are people there you can talk to.
People that can make you see that life

is worth living.

Well, that's easy for you to say.

Well, Mama?

Looks like I'm not going to be joining
you and Daddy after all.

At least not anytime soon.

Well, of course we got kicked out. And
whose fault is that? I'm not the one

stepped on the only dry twig in the
entire cemetery just when that guard

by. But you are the one who believed
Mrs. Cox when she told you that Lex

is alive and well somewhere in Perpetual
Pine Cemetery.

But A, how could he be alive? And B, if
he is alive, what would he be doing

hanging on a cemetery? Does that make
any sense? Well, I didn't disbelieve her

or believe her. I'm a reporter.

That's what they do in case you
didn't...

C .J., you all right? Yeah.

Well,

you're just about the prettiest thing
I've saved so far.

Though the day is young and my
experience is somewhat limited.

Who are you?

It's for me to know and you to find out,
little missy.

Thunder, this is a story.

A new superhero in Metropolis. Who is
this guy?

Clark.

Yeah, I was, uh... Clark, you're a very
lucky man.

A couple inches either way, you'd have
been under the wheels.

You know, it's a shame about this suit,
though.

Not much they can do about tears like
that.

What?

He's charging me $32 .50, a small price
to pay for being plucked alive from the

snapping jaws of certain deaths.

All right, I want you to track this guy
down. Find out who he is.

I want an exclusive.

Well, we should start with that costume.
Whoever he is, he didn't buy that off

the rack. And there's a tattoo on his
hand. We should check that out, and we

need to talk to Superman.

You go ahead. I'll catch up with you.

Clark, this is big. This is huge. What
could possibly be more important than

story of the century?

I have to change my suit.

I'm busy. Tell me if you're open.

Somebody save my sweet little muffin.
Can you save her, please? Yes, ma 'am, I

sure can. Is your sweet little muffin a
dog or a cat?

A dog. Just a wonderful little dog.
Please help me.

Dogs are $29 .95.

Well, it's a small price to pay for
being plucked alive from the snapping

of certain death.

Excuse me, Mr. Boy Scout.

Is there not work enough for both of us?
Do I horn in on your action?

Can we go someplace and talk? If you
want to provide your services for free,

that's entirely up to you. But I
personally, I have bills that I have to

Can we go somewhere and have a private
conversation?

I'm not greedy.

My rates are real reasonable.

I'm not an ogre. I'll provide a little
pro bono work. How about I pay you to

come with me and have a little talk?

And that brings up another point that I
have really been wondering about. Where

do you carry things like money in that
outfit?

I've tried throwing a little pocket
under here, but it's so much trouble. I

to fumble for the zipper. I have to zip
it open. I have to zip it closed. I

thought about Velcro, but I'm afraid it
would pucker the fabric. It would just

absolutely ruin the lines. What do you
do?

If you don't come with me, I'm going to
follow you everywhere that you go from

now until the day that one of us die.
And I'm going to save everybody. What

you doing?

You don't have to get nasty about it.

My goodness gracious, all you had to do
was ask. How rude.

But how could that have happened?

I've been struck by lightning before and
my powers have never been transferred.

Don't look at me.

All I know is one minute I was a 90
-pound weakling, next minute I was a 90

-pound Hercules.

I like it much better this way.

Well, I can understand that, Mr...

What should I call you? Do you know that
I haven't even thought of a good name

yet? What do you think of Brawny Man?

I'm sure you're going to come up with
the perfect name.

But right now, I'd like to have a talk
with you about right and wrong. Well, if

you think you know that much more about
it than I do.

You can't charge people for saving their
lives.

Well, my goodness me.

If that isn't worth something, I don't
know what is.

Excuse me, but I'm just applying a
legitimate, if somewhat unique, trade to

increasingly service -oriented economy.

I think you'd welcome the help. You may
be Superman, but you can't do

everything. Bye now.

Geronimo!

Superman's powers can be transferred.

Electricity and a conductor. So simple.

So reproducible.

And when I can duplicate the
circumstances, you and I will have

Lex.

And Superman will be powerless to stop
us.

How do you suppose that happened?

I don't know, Dad.

All I know is I wish it had turned out a
little bit different.

But, Clark, you did the right thing. You
saved a life.

I know, Mom, but you're such a mess.

I mean, this little guy just does not
understand the responsibility.

Well, he's new at it. Maybe he'll learn.

I don't think so. You have superpowers
because the Earth's sun is yellow. The

sun's heat and energy create clouds.

Lightning occurs only in clouds.

Cumulo nimbus, Klaus, to be exact.
Jonathan, this isn't about trying to

out what happened.

Everybody at the planet is running
around trying to get this guy's story.

Who is he?

Where did he come from? Where did he get
his superpowers?

I'm a reporter.

I work at the planet, and I know the
answer.

But I can't tell anyone because I don't
want anyone else to know.

Can you imagine? Every single time that
Superman touched down, he would be

mobbed by people wanting superpowers.

I just... I don't know what to do.

I know it's kind of unimaginative,
candy, flowers and all, but I guess at

I'm just an old -fashioned kind of guy.

May I come in?

Absolutely.

I flew all the way to South America to
pick you these lovely flowers along the

banks of the Amazon just to let you know
how special I think you are.

I didn't know that daisies and
carnations and baby's breath were

kinds of plants.

Oh, they're Brazilian daisies.

Brazilian carnations and Chilean baby's
breath.

They were brought to the New World by
some very famous explorers.

It was a long, long time ago.

Huh?

Well, please, sit down.

Would you mind if I asked you a few
questions?

You mean like an interview?

Yeah.

Miss Lane, you don't mind if I call you
Miss Lane, do you? This is a very bad

idea. Tossing out your financial records
without shredding them first.

Dishonest people pray for this sort of
past.

Well, that's better.

Those were my 94 tax records.

Oh, my goodness.

What was it you wanted to ask me?

Who are you?

Well,

are you from Krypton, too?

Oh, no, ma 'am. I'm from Tennessee.

Really?

Have you always had superpowers? No, no,
no. This is sort of a recent

development. How did you get them?

Well, now that is quite a story.

But I'm negotiating right now with some
very interesting people about selling my

rights, so I can't give it up for free.
I'm sure you understand. But I've been

thinking. Maybe you could publish my
fright list so I don't have to keep

repeating myself every time I save
somebody.

Have you no shame, Mr... What do I call
you?

Well, maybe you can help me with that,
too. I can't decide.

I keep leaning towards Magnificent Man.

But how about Splendid?

There's Majestic. How about Glorious?

Vainglorious. What?

I said the main story is who are you and
how you got your superpowers.

You don't seem to want to answer those
questions.

Well, maybe I might.

You gave me a bunch of money, or then
again, you could be my girlfriend.

Hi,

Lois. Oh, I see you have company.

I should have called. No, no.

Come in. Please, do. I want you to meet
the man with the superpowers and no

name. This is Clark Kent, my colleague.

And friend.

And friend.

How good a friend.

Good friend.

Very good friend.

Very good friend.

But nothing romantic or anything like
that. Well, you keep on looking. One of

these days you're going to find
somebody.

You're a handsome boy.

Though I personally suggest getting rid
of the glasses. Gets you some contacts.

Oh, oh, oh, and don't forget about my
price list.

I'm sure you'll be very happy together.

Bite your tongue.

I was just trying to get an interview.

Really?

Yeah, really.

So, after going to... 16 tattoo parlors,
only now they call them dermal

emporiums. I finally found somebody who
recognized the tattoo on his hand as the

work of a dermal artiste named Allegra
Venom.

I'm not making this up.

But I couldn't get to the place before
it was closed, so that's on the list for

tomorrow. I've never been to a tattoo
parlor.

Oh, it's an experience.

I don't know. Want to try it? It's
coconut.

Thanks.

Yes, that's one of my most successful
designs, artistically still.

That would look fabulous on you.

You have such a nice body.

So smooth and hard like college steel.

Did you do this tattoo?

A dermal design on a little guy with a
southern accent right here.

I love working on a big canvas.

Oh.

I'll think about it. I mean, Venom.

In the meantime... Yes, a little guy
with a southern accent.

Do you remember his name?

Name? You want me to remember names?

Do you keep records?

Well...

Did you have a backup? That was the
backup.

Listen, if you can remember that name,
I'll try and talk Clark here into

you tattoo the Battle of Midway on his
chest.

Windchecker, uh, Woolpepper, Waldecker.

It was Waldecker.

William Wallace Webster.

Waldecker. William Wallace Webster
Waldecker.

Here's to my sister Wanda Mae.

Wanda Mae Wingfield Waldecker.

Tell Mrs. Lincoln she has a visitor.

The president and I spent our first
night in the White House Friday night.

Abe couldn't get used to having so many
servants.

I told him he better get used to it if
he didn't want people to think of him as

just a country bumpkin.

That's wonderful, Wanda Mae, but I...
Hey.

I'm here. I want you to try to focus on
what I'm telling you.

Now that I've got Superman's powers,
everything's going to be okay.

You've got Superman's powers?

That's what I've been trying to tell
you, Wanda Mae.

Well, why didn't you tell me sooner? We
could have used Superman to port Sumter.

I was really, really worried for a while
there.

Because, sister, I love you so much.

And I just want to take care of you the
way I promised Mama I would.

You're a good boy, Tad.

Wish you could see my costume.

It's orange and blue, and I've got boots
that I wear with it. Well, it's kind of

hard to explain, but I can't show it to
you here.

Oh, Tad, I'm sure it looks just
resplendent.

Resplendent.

Ooh.

Okay, okay, do it.

Here's the church.

I know who you are.

Well, then you do as they say, have the
advantage over me. Just the way I like

it. Makes life so much more pleasant for
me.

You see, I do know who you are.

And I can make you rich beyond your
wildest dreams.

Shoot, I can do that all by myself.

I can do it faster.

Well, aren't you just the sweetest thing
to offer?

I think we understand each other.

I reckon we probably do. What do you
want?

Three people know how you got your
powers. You, Superman, and me.

Oh, my goodness. I knew this would
happen if anybody found out.

You want the powers, too, don't you?

I'm a scientist.

I can duplicate the conditions for
transfer.

Well, I can see why you'd want to do
that, but why would I want to help you?

Because I'm part of the deal.

Well, that's a mighty attractive
inducement. But see, I don't feel you're

truly an honest person.

So basically, you got no leverage,
blondie.

But you sure are cute when you're mad.

William Wallace Webster Waldecker. He's
not married. Both parents are dead. He

has one sister living in an institution.

What kind of an institution?

It's for people who are challenged by
reality.

Ha, ha, ha.

One of those.

The family moved here from Little Big
Holler, Tennessee, 25 years ago.

Hey, guy, you're not going to believe
this.

In trouble?

Need help no mere mortal could provide?

Call Resplendent Man.

When disaster rages.

When destruction surges.

When annihilation crashes.

When certain doom approaches.

Call Resplendent Man. Instant service,
reasonable rates.

It's Resplendent Man, strange visitor
from the heart of Dixie. Call 1 -900 -01

-RESCUE. He even charges for the call.

How greedy can you get?

How can some guy from Little Big Holler,
Tennessee, end up with superpowers?

Did you ask him that?

Of course I asked him that, Perry. He
wouldn't tell me.

Well, did either of you think to ask
Superman?

Huh?

Can you believe this guy?

Where's Clark?

Are

you

mad?

Yes, I do mind.

I have tried to be patient. I have tried
to be understanding.

Get a grip here.

Do I tell you what to do? No, I don't.
I'd appreciate the same courtesy from

you.

You will take this to heart.

You will memorize it. You will live it.
The strong do not exploit the weak.

The powerful do not attack the
defenseless.

And you do not use your X -ray vision to
spy on women in a locker room. Oh,

please. What planet are you from?

Try to grasp this.

It's not a really hard concept.

You may not like what I do, but there's
not really a blessed thing you can do

about it.

Where have you been?

Oh, I've been, uh, hanging around.

Well, Perry was right. We need to talk
to Superman, and the only way I can ever

get his attention is to fall out a
window, which I'd rather not do right

tell you. So here I am. You know, I'll
be right back. I forgot my mail

downstairs. Clark, this is important.
You can get your mail later.

Yeah, but I'm expecting my, uh,

cheese of the month shipment. I'll be
right back.

You don't have to fall out of a window,
Lois.

Clark and I, we thought that you might
be able to help us find out how this

thing happened.

Believe me, Lois, I was as surprised as
anyone else to find out there was

another person like me in Metropolis.

But you talked to him.

I wish I could help you, Lois, and Clark
and Perry, but I can't.

So, you have no idea how this happened?

When you talked to him, did he answer
your questions?

No.

And you don't seem to be answering them
either.

I'm sorry, Lois.

I wish I could help you.

But I can't.

No cheese.

See, my daddy thought I could make a
better match than with a skinny

But I have never regretted ignoring
daddy's advice.

No, not your father. Your brother,
William.

William Wallace Webster Waldecker. No,
it is a mouthful, isn't it? But then

there was a lot of family.

So he was named William after our
daddy's great -granddaddy who lost three

fingers at Antietam.

I don't think we're going to get much
useful information this way, Lois. Maybe

we should just go. Great big old
alligator.

Oh, the dog was fine, but Wallace was
not.

And then there was Cousin Webster, who
didn't actually deserve the honor, but

they needed another W.

But, you know, the president and I like
to use his nickname.

We called him Tad.

Well, okay, then.

Tad. Have you seen Tad lately?

Oh, yes. He was here quite recently.

Yesterday, I think.

Or maybe it was last month.

Well, when you saw Tad, did he say that
he'd had any changes in his life?

Big changes?

Like... he can fly?

Yes. Yes.

Isn't it wonderful?

Our little Tad, free.

Free as a bird. Oh, you know something?
He always was a flighty one. Okay, I

want you to stay with me here, Wanda
Mae.

Mrs. Lincoln.

Yes?

Did Tad say how he's able to fly?

Yes, he did.

It's time for you to see the doctor,
Wanda Mae.

Just two more minutes.

This institution, madam, is not run for
the convenience of its visitors.

Now, you listen to me. I don't want
those theater tickets. I don't care if

they're free. You take them away. Take
them. Get them away from me. There are

theater tickets. Now you're going to see
the doctor and you're going to do it

now. How did you get this job? Your
people skills are somewhat lacking.

Maybe you'd like your teeth rearranged.

You can try, Brunhilde.

Brunhilde.

Why, stop.

Wanda Mae, how did Tad get his powers?

Superman.

What?

Tad got his powers from Superman.

Thank you, General Grant.

The President will be most grateful.

Someday you will command the Army of the
Potomac.

He lied.

Who?

I never thought he'd lie to me.

Oh, what a story this is.

Lois, Wanda Mae is a little bit
confused.

Though I'm sure the doctors can help
her.

What if what she's saying isn't true?

What if it is?

If Superman's powers can be transferred
to humans, that's big news.

Excuse me, I have to, uh...

Did you lie to me?

What makes you say that?

Either you know what I mean or you
don't.

I didn't lie.

All right.

Did you lead me to believe something
that wasn't exactly true?

Yes.

I wouldn't have expected that from you.

You know, when I kept Kryptonite a
secret, it's because it was life

-threatening. This is news. Lois, do you
have any idea what would happen if this

information became public knowledge?

Everyone would want superpowers.

Everyone would think that they deserved
superpowers. It's a reporter's job to

disseminate the news, not to ponder the
consequences of every story. If more

people pondered the consequences of
their actions, this planet wouldn't be

the state it's in.

Well, I'm not a philosopher.

I'm a reporter.

And a human being.

Which is more important to you?

I'm only asking you to think about it.
Talk it over with Clark.

Clark's a reporter, too.

Both of you have good hearts, Lois.

And good instincts.

I know you'll do the right thing.

Easy. This time you've gone too far.

People almost got killed.

Excuse me? I most certainly did not.

All that man had to do was get out of
his car and get out of the way of the

train. Can I help it if he cared more
about his classic Mustang than he did

own life?

You have superpowers.

All you had to do was pick up the car
with him inside and move them both out

the way.

I would have if you had done it
yourself.

You were negotiating with him.

There was plenty of time. The train was
way down the track.

What about the people inside the train?
You think about them?

You ever think about anybody except for
yourself?

The situation was under control. Now
leave me alone.

I don't want to hear any more of your
carpeting and complaining.

Here you go, my splendid man.

Well, you're going to listen to it until
it sinks in.

Your behavior is unacceptable.

want to fight with you.

I just want you to understand what it
means to be... You have to understand,

can't just act like there's nobody else
who matters but you. Fine. Put him up.

Come on. Put him up. We're going to duke
it out.

One of us has got to go. Metropolis is
not big enough for both of us.

Don't you see what kind of example this
sets?

I don't want to fight with you.

Violence is a very poor solution to
combat.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

You do what you've got to do.

Lois Lane. Where is everybody?

I need somebody downtown right this
second. And I mean right this second.

the middle of something.

Lois, I don't care if you're in the
middle of Atlantic in a leaky lifeboat.

want you down at 2nd and Main right now.

Perry, this may be big. I have to go.
I'll call you back.

Lois!

Excuse me, are you done here?

I don't want to miss anything, but I do
have a deadline.

There's no way out.

Though, you might as well join us.

I

don't believe you and

I have anything further to discuss.

How's this for leverage, you little
tick?

You have Wanda Mae, you have my sister,
I'll break you in half.

If you do, Wanda Mae will die.

I'll find her, and I'll save her.

I am resplendent, man.

Oh, you can find her.

But if you try to save her... Oh.

She lied to you, Wanda Mae.

Now try and focus.

It's 1994.

There's no Abe Lincoln, no Ford's
Theater, no John Wilkes Booth.

Everything is fine.

I just love Tad's outfit, don't you?

Except I'm in a cage in a bunker
underneath a mausoleum in a cemetery.

knows I'm here except a bunch of very
strange people.

Miss Lane, there's really no point
trying to convince Wanda Mae she's not

Todd Lincoln.

Though I don't think it was very nice of
you to tell the poor thing that Abe had

a bad night at the theater. And what do
you expect that rat to do? Shut up and

concentrate. I don't think it has
anything to do with concentration.

I think it's the electricity and the
conductor playing off each other

Just shut up anyway.

Who are you?

Pan. Dad, can't you get us out of here?

Oh, darling, I wish I could. One day
this awful woman has done something to

cage. And if I try to get you out, the
cage will explode and you and Miss Lane

will surely, surely die.

Unless she's faking it.

Go ahead.

Bend the steel with your bare hands.

See what happens.

The explosives are motion sensitive,
little Miss Lois Lane. Sensors

So don't shake the bars too hard.

I don't think I should risk it.

I think you might have to, Will.

Sensors activated.

She's trying to get superpowers for
herself.

And whoever she is, she is clearly not a
person who should have superpowers.

not a person who should be allowed out
by herself.

Hey, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come on now. Come on. Looky here. I got
a nice one bowl of milk for you. Come

on. Come out of there.

Kitty, kitty.

Kitty, kitty.

This is great stuff, Clark.

I could see another Kurth Award in your
future.

Which reminds me, where's Lois?

I don't know.

Last time I talked to her, she said she
was on to something big.

Did she say what?

No. But you know, I'm starting to get a
little worried. That gal's got...

Quite a nose for trouble.

Maybe I'll go see if I can find her.

I think she's getting closer, Will.

The meter didn't go all the way back
down last time. Just shut up. Whatever

havoc she wreaks, once she has
superpowers, it'll be on your head. Just

or die.

There are over a million possible
combinations, Miss Girl Reporter.

I don't think you'll find the right one
in your lifetime, which is getting

shorter by the instant.

Okay, I duplicated cloud -to -ground
lightning.

The negatively charged atoms move
downward to meet the positively

That's it!

I didn't account for the action of the
return stroke!

You know, I'm really not feeling good
about doing this. Miss Lane's right, and

Superman was right all along. I've been
greedy. I've been selfish.

I just don't think that you and I are
superhero material.

Nothing can stop us now, my darling.

What is that?

Ha! If you only knew, you wretched
little nobody.

You didn't deserve him.

What are you talking about?

You did this to him. You and that
overgrown baby Superman.

You married him and destroyed him all on
the same day.

Lex?

This is Lex Luthor, the last real man in
Metropolis.

Get back on that plate. Will, you can't
do this. Don't you see how dangerous she

is? Yes, I do. I do see how dangerous
she is. She's dangerous enough to kill

Wanda Mae. Oh, I just, I hate dilemmas.

I said, back on that plate.

You couldn't kill Lex Luthor, and you
can't kill me. She made me do it. She

threatened to kill poor old Wanda by it.
You can reverse the transfer if you get

her on that other plate.

You and what army?

Sensors activated.

Go ahead. Hit me. Hit a woman.

You can't do it, can you?

It's not the superhero thing to do.

You can't do it, can you?

You can't fight a woman, you poor sap.

Howdy.

On the other hand, you have no such
compunction. Now!

No!

No! Come on, we'll reverse the polarity.

You shouldn't have done that.

Say goodbye to your girlfriend.

No, wait, no!

No, you can't stop it, Superman.

Oh, Wonder May, I'm so sorry!

In ten seconds.

Say goodbye to the would -be Mrs. Smith.
Six, five, four, three,

two... System is hard.

Where?

Are you all right?

Are you?

Now do you see why I didn't want anybody
to know?

Now where do you suppose that nice
blonde lady went?

Lois, how in the world did you figure
out the combination?

She seemed to be fixated on my
connection to Lex, so I tried the date

wedding. Thank God it worked.

Yes, we do have an awful lot to be
grateful for.

How's Wanda Mae?

Oh, Miss Lane, she's fine. Well, she's
as fine as Wanda Mae gets.

Who's to say it's a bad life?

You know, if there's one thing that I
learned from all this, it's that life

is worth living for as long as you get
to, because you never know what's going

to happen next.

Well, you learned something else.

You found out who you are deep down.

You did the right thing when it counted,
even though it meant making a big

sacrifice.

I think Superman would say that that's
what being a hero is all about.

Well, I'm not so sure it was such a big
sacrifice.

To tell you the truth, having
superpowers turned out to be kind of a

Well, thank y 'all.

What a story.

Some nobody little guy suddenly wakes up
one morning with superpowers, and just

as suddenly, he loses them.

What?

I'd give my pension to know how it
happened.

Jimmy. Mm -hmm? I don't want you reading
this trash in the Daily Planet

building.

Well?

Well, what?

How do you feel about not telling Perry
everything that we knew?

Bad.

I feel bad.

But Superman was right.

Yeah. It's one of his more irritating
qualities.

Do you think that that strange woman had
Lex's body all along?

I guess so.

What kind of a person keeps a body
frozen in a glass case?

Somebody who's having a hard time
getting a date?

Well, at least we know for sure that he
is dead.

Absolutely. I saw everything go
flatline.

dead or alive i don't know what's the
difference it's not like he's suddenly

going to regenerate himself

hey

guys can you give me a hand with that
i'll take it from here