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Yeah, I just went home.
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No, yeah, for my business trip, I was
extremely stressed. I can't believe the
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shit I'm dealing with.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh, did I mention that I tried that app
Bumble? Yeah, it's supposed to be almost
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just like Tinder, but for, you know,
professionals. I was thinking, yes,
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finally, I could so use a good lay.
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And nothing.
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Literally nothing. I mean, this is
completely absurd. I just... I just
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know what to fucking do anymore.
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Between work... And home, and now this.
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I feel like at least one half -blood
would be great.
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Yeah, a drink sounds good. Maybe later
on this week?
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Yeah, I'm about to walk in here in a
minute.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
There's truly beer now, too, so now I'm
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probably not going to get any sleep.
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It's one thing after another.
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I just hope my freaking stepson took
care of the place.
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Yeah, I told you he moved in with me for
a while.
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With his dog, no less.
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Cute, but it's a puppy. It's going to
tear the place up if he doesn't watch
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All I know is that I just can't wait to
get inside and just relax.
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All right.
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I'll call you later. I'm about to walk
in, okay?
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All right.
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Bye.
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What if the laundry went away?
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
That goddamn dog Rambo.
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You know, this is just the fucking icing
on the cake.
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Yo, Mom, Dad.
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Oh, hey, what's up?
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Mm -hmm.
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So, just made it back, huh?
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Yeah, you think?
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How was your trip? Oh. Yeah, you want to
explain to me about what fucking
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happened to my second couch?
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Okay, okay, I can explain.
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See, what happened is I left. No, I
don't want to hear your excuses.
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What you're going to do for me right now
after I've had a fucking horrible week
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is sit your goddamn ass down.
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Okay, you don't have to be so mean.
Right now.
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fucking idea what my week has been like?
Seriously?
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I don't. I don't.
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Look, I can... Yeah, no.
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Let me finish.
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I've had a miserable fucking week with
work from stress.
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Not only that, we won't get into the
situation with your father.
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I couldn't even get laid on a fucking
app that's like pretty much promoting
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easy it is to get laid.
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And then all I want to do when I come
home is just fucking relax.
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And this is the second goddamn brand new
couch that I've purchased.
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And I come home to this. You know I'm
doing you a fucking favor by having you
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here with your lovely dog.
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But no, no, no, no.
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That's too much to ask for.
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Seriously.
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You know, come to think of it, unless
you want to pay for
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a new couch,
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Obviously, since I'm helping you out,
you don't have the funds and means by
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which to buy me a lovely new couch.
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And since I need some kind of outlet,
okay?
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I need some kind of relief.
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You're going to help me with that.
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That is what we're going to do.
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What do you... What? What do you mean
that's what we're... What do you mean
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we're going to do? What are you doing
right now? I'm sorry, do you have the
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means by which to pay for another couch?
I don't fucking think so, last time I
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checked. You're here on my basis.
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Right? Okay. My rule.
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You're not dead.
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What if you guys... You realize that
we've been divorced for a while, right?
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And what part... What part did I just
mention about not being able to get laid
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on my business trip? Don't you
understand?
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That's my problem.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm sorry. Is this my problem? I know, I
know, I know.
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You don't have to bring it up. Did you
see the other side? You know what? That
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doesn't matter. Exactly.
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Okay, what do you want? You have option
A, to move out and pay for the couch, or
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B, help me out.
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So what are you going to decide?
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Okay.
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You're right.
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You're fucking crazy, but you're right.
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I'm always right.
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Don't remember that, I know.
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You're already hard.
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Do you like it when I get mad at you?
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I mean, your mother always does know
best, doesn't she?
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You already put a smile on your mother's
face. Don't you feel proud about that?
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Fuck!
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