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Oh, hot, hot, hot!
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Now where is that darn thing?
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Hey, Lil.
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- Dad, have you seen my--
- Beanie?
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Oh, thanks. Hey, do you mind
making waffles for breakfast?
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- Way ahead of ya.
- Yes!
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- Oh, and do you have...
- Game controller?
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You're the best.
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Ha! Just a dad doin' dad stuff.
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♪ I'm a dad ♪
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Rise and shine!
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Hey, Dad.
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I made waffles.
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Nah, I've got breakfast covered.
Thanks though.
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You know, it's lookin'
a little sparse in here.
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Should we get some posters
for your walls or a rug
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or furniture of any kind?
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I want you to feel settled here.
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Thanks, but I prefer it
this way.
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Ready to go whenever life calls.
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I understand. Let's step
away from the window, son.
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That doesn't mean you can't
lay down some roots, settle in,
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trade the hammock for a bed.
What do you say?
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Promise
that wasn't on purpose.
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That's the beauty of a hammock.
Easily replaceable.
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So we're agreed.
Replace the hammock with a bed.
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Replace the hammock
with a hammock!
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- Or a bed.
- Or a hammock.
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Right, a bed.
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Hammock.
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you
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Jack says
he wants a hammock
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to go with his life
of adventure.
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I don't know about adventure.
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That was his mom's thing.
What's my thing?
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You're already giving him
something he's never had.
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The comforts of home.
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Spend time with him.
That's worth more than a bed.
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Are you in need
of home furnishings?
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- I am!
- Or just looking
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- for an adventure?
- Jack is!
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Come on down to Mike A's,
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the one-stop shop
for anything and everything!
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Lightly used housewares,
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semi-ethically sourced
medical supplies,
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and the widest selection
of tons and tons of beds
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this side of the Mississippi!
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This is it!
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Mike A's,
where family adventure begins!
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It's exactly what Jack needs!
What I want him to need!
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Wahoo! I can finally be
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the dad Jack needs
by taking him to this store!
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Oh! Thanks for the help, Min.
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That's not what I said!
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Ah, he'll figure it out.
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Oh, man, I'm so excited
to show you this place, Jack.
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Gonna be a real adventure.
Plus they got great beds.
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I'm fine with a hammock,
but I'm super excited
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for a Dad-Jack solo adventure.
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It's been forever.
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It hasn't been that long.
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Since I was six.
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Six?! No, that's not right.
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Yup, not since I was six.
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Well, no time like the present.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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- This place is...
- Amazing!
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I've never seen
a place like this.
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Kind of intense, right?
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Is this a real sarcophagus?
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Real and a steal!
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100% authentic,
90% legal, and 10% off.
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Hi. Mike A, owner
of this fine establishment.
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Will. This is my son, Jack.
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Just kidding!
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Gets 'em every time!
Aisle 8 for the fake hands.
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Aisle 6 for the real ones.
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Don't need hands today.
We're here
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on a bit of a father-son
adventure for a bed.
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Or a hammock. I prefer hammocks.
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Hmm.
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I got beds, I got hammocks.
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I got beds made
out of recycled hammocks
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and a hammock
made out of shredded beds.
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Want adventure? I got those too.
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Hop on, young explorer.
To aisle 12,
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hammocks, beds, and adventures.
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Cool!
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Okay, I guess I'll just walk.
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- Behold!
- Whoa!
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A bedroom
for the young adventurer.
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They really do have everything.
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- This is...
- So cool!
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Oh, wow!
How did you even find this?
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Well, it's a long story.
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Lucky for you,
we're open 24 hours.
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2007, Peru, with one hand
hanging onto the edge of a cliff
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and a priceless relic
in the other.
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You know what's
really priceless? This bed!
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Sure.
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So my business partner
betrayed me,
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but he didn't know I'd swapped
the gold for chocolate coins!
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I was racing down the rapids,
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only a bow and arrow at my side,
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and I could hear
the locals shouting,
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"Squeal like a pig!"
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Hey, this is the bed!
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Thanks, I'll take it from here.
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Wait, I wanna hear
the end of the story.
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But we found what we're
looking for. This was the goal.
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For you.
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Well, I can tell
an awkward situation
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when I see one.
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I just want to give you
what you need.
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What I need or what you want?
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You can get a bed
if it's so important.
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I came for an adventure
with you.
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Guess I gotta find one myself.
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Jack!
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Fancy seeing you here!
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You know, that usually works
best with two people. Uh...
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Where's your dad?
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He only came here to buy stuff.
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I wanted something different.
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I see. A treasure
money can't buy.
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I told you I got something
for everyone,
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and I've got
just what you're lookin' for.
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Ooh!
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"Oh, no, Dad,
I don't need anything.
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I'm a mysterious adventurer.
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It's unclear what value
you add to my life."
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- What do you want?
- Hey, big fella!
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Some son you got.
Hard to shop for, eh?
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I know! I can't figure out
what he wants,
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and I can't get him to want
what I think he needs.
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Well, lucky for you,
I have a knack for this stuff.
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What if I told you
I got something your son needs,
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something you want him to have?
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I'd be surprised
if such a thing even exists.
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Oh, you'll be surprised,
all right.
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Very surpri--
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Ooh!
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Surprised.
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Strange man.
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Come on!
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Where are we?
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Right where you need to be.
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- Dad?
- Jack?
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What are you doing here?
Mike A told me to--
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Didn't I teach you
to not follow strangers
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into mysterious vaults?
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Uh, no. And didn't you
just do the same thing?
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Fair enough. All right, Mike A,
what's this super secret--
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Surprise!
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Well, he's right,
I am surprised.
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What is happening?!
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The walls!
They're closing in on us!
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This is why people
shop online! Oh!
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Come on, Will. Your child
is about to be crushed!
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Summon super inner dad strength!
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- Dad...
- Do something, for once!
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Come on! Provide!
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- Dad...
- Don't worry, Jack.
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I'm gonna find a way outta here.
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Dad!
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There's a vent!
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A vent! Yes! Don't worry, Jack.
I'll get us up there somehow.
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Dad, just stop! I need you
to actually listen to me.
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You... need me?
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Of course I need you.
You're my dad!
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But right now,
we need to get out of here.
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Quick, link arms with me!
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Now climb! Go, go, go, go!
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It's working!
How'd you know how to do this?
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Had to scale a cliff like this
in Chile once.
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Probably why I don't carry
much stuff.
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Cool.
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Dad strength!
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You're always so calm
in stressful situations.
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Certainly didn't get that
from me.
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Yeah. Pretty cool
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how you ripped
that vent cover off though.
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It felt cool!
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Whoa! Super realistic
fake skeleton!
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Yeah... "fake."
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Hey, Jack, sorry
I was pushing a bed on you.
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I just want you to feel
at home with us.
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You know what does make me feel
at home?
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Spending time with you.
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Whoa!
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Wait, Jack!
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Come on.
We can get through here.
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Aisle 8, remember?
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All right, wise guy.
Time to get us outta here.
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Dad strength!
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Nice goin', Dad.
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Whoa!
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Ugh,
I hate snakes and rats.
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Whoa!
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Okay, easy.
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We'll just turn around slowly
and find another--
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They're rubber.
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- I still kinda hate it though.
- Me too.
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Grab a helmet!
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Find your foothold and climb!
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Wow, Dad, I didn't know
you could climb.
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It's been a couple decades.
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I'm in a lot of pain.
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Hold on, Dad!
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Hey, a hammock!
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I think we got what you want.
Let's go home.
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Actually, Dad,
let's go with the deluxe.
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Whatever you want, bud.
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How is this place legal?
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I know! That was awesome!
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Hey, I know
a death-trap department store
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isn't exactly like scaling
the cliffs of Chile, but...
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Still a pretty great adventure
with my dad.
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Dad, did you need anything
from Mike A's?
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I got exactly what I needed,
Jack-a-roo.
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- "Jack-a-roo"?
- Yeah, I don't know.
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- Thought I'd try it out.
- I like it.
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Mike A always gets the sale.
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Never get the timing right.
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
230
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♪ Me and you ♪
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♪ Together we can't lose ♪
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♪ Me and you, me and you ♪
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