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? I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ?
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? GONNA HAVE MYSELF
A TIME ?
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? FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ?
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? HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ?
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? GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ?
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? GONNA LEAVE
MY WOE'S BEHIND ?
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? AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ?
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? PEOPLE SPOUTING,
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ?
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? HEADED ON
UP TO SOUTH PARK ?
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? GONNA SEE IF
I CAN'T UNWIND ?
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( mumbling )
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? SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ?
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? AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ?
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? SCHOOL DAYS,
SCHOOL DAYS ?
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? TEACHER...
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MY LITTLE BROTHER'S
TRYING TO FOLLOW ME
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TO SCHOOL AGAIN.
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IKE, YOU CAN'T COME
TO SCHOOL WITH ME !
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YEAH, GO HOME,
YOU LITTLE DILDO !
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DUDE DON'T CALL
MY BROTHER A DILDO !
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WHAT'S A DILDO ?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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AND I'LL BET CARTMAN
DOESN'T KNOW EITHER.
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I KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS !
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WELL, WHAT ?
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I'M NOT
TELLING YOU.
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WHAT'S A DILDO
KENNY ?
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( mumbling )
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THAT'S WHAT KYLE'S LITTLE
BROTHER IS ALRIGHT.
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DUDE, THAT
KICKS ASS !
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YEAH, CHECK
THIS ONE OUT !
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READY IKE,
KICK THE BABY.
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DON'T KICK
THE BABY.
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KICK THE BABY.
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AHH...
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WHOA CARTMAN,
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LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDN'T
GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
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THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS HAVING
THESE BOGUS NIGHTMARES.
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REALLY,
WHAT ABOUT ?
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WELL, I DREAMT THAT
I WAS LYING IN MY BED,
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IN THE DARK.
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WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
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THIS BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT
FILLED THE ROOM.
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AND SLOWLY MY BEDROOM
DOOR BEGAN TO OPEN.
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AND THEN THE NEXT THING
I REMEMBER,
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I WAS BEING DRAGGED
THROUGH A HALLWAY.
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THEN I WAS LYING
ON A TABLE,
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AND THESE SCARY ALIENS
WANTED TO OPERATE ON ME.
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AND THEY HAD BIG HEADS
AND BIG BLACK EYES.
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DUDE,
TOTALLY ! VISITORS !
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WHAT ?
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THAT WASN'T
A DREAM CARTMAN,
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THOSE WERE
VISITORS !
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NO, IT WAS
JUST A DREAM,
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MY MOM SAID SO.
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VISITORS
ARE REAL.
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THEY ABDUCT PEOPLE
AND THEY MUTILATE COWS.
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SHUT UP YOU GUYS,
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO MAKE ME SCARED.
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AND IT'S NOT WORKING.
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HELLO THERE
CHILDREN.
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HEY CHEF.
HEY CHEF.
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WHAT'S GONNA BE FOR
LUNCH TODAY CHEF ?
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TODAY IT'S
SALISBURY STEAK WITH BUTTERED NOODLES.
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AND A CHOICE OF
GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE
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OR VEGETABLE
MEDLEY.
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KICK ASS.
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DID ANY
OF YOU CHILDREN
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SEE THE ALIEN SPACESHIP
LAST NIGHT ?
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YEAH, FAT BOY
SAW IT.
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NO, THAT WAS
JUST A DREAM.
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AND I'M NOT FAT
I'M BIG BONED !
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WAS IT THE ONES
WITH THE BIG LONG HEADS
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AND THE BLACK
EYES ?
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OH !
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THEY TOOK HIM
ON THEIR SHIP.
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OH, DID THEY GIVE YOU
AN ANAL PROBE ?
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WHAT'S AN
ANAL PROBE ?
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THAT'S WHEN THEY PUT
THIS BIG METAL HOOP-A-JOOP
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UP YOUR BUTT.
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WHOA, THEY GAVE YOU
AN ANAL PROBE CARTMAN ?
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NO, I MEAN...
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT ?
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DUDE THEY DID, HUH ?
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ALIENS STUCK
STUFF UP YOUR ASS !
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NO !
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ANAL PROBE.
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SHUT UP DILDO !
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WELL, I GOT TO
GET TO THE CAFETERIA.
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YOU CHILDREN WATCH
THAT FAT BOY NOW,
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HE CAN BE UNDER
ALIEN CONTROL.
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WE TOLD YOU THEY
WERE REAL, CARTMAN.
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SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR ASS.
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GODAMMIT, THEY DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING TO MY ASS !
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IT WAS JUST
A DREAM !
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WHY YOU WALKING
SO FUNNY CARTMAN ?
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SHUT UP !
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NO IKE, GO HOME.
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THIS IS IT,
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THIS ONE'S
FOR THE GAME.
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KICK THE BABY.
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GOOD MORNING
MISS CRABTREE.
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SIT DOWN, WE'RE
RUNNING LATE !
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DAMMIT,
HE'S STILL THERE.
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HIM.
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NO DUDE,
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IF SOMETHING
HAPPENS TO HIM,
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MY PARENTS ARE
GONNA BLAME ME.
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SIT DOWN
BACK THERE !
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AHH !
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YEAH WHATEVER,
YOU FAT BITCH.
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WHAT DID
YOU SAY ?!
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I SAID I HAVE
A BAD ITCH.
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OH !
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OH MY GOD !
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VISITORS.
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( mumbling )
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IKE !
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STOP THE BUS !
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MISS CRABTREE, YOU HAVE
TO STOP THIS BUS !
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DO YOU WANT AN
OFFICE REFERRAL ?
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NO.
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THEN SIT DOWN !
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BUT I...
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AHH !
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AH !
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AHH !
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AH !
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CARTMAN, ARE THOSE
THE SAME VISITORS YOU SAW ?
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SHUT UP YOU GUYS,
IT'S NOT WORKING.
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WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING.
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WE CAN'T DO
ANYTHING FOR NOW
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THAT FAT BITCH
WON'T LET US.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
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I SAID THAT
RABBITS EAT LETTUCE.
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WELL YES,
THEY CERTAINLY DO.
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WHAT AM I
GONNA DO ?
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MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS
BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
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( farting )
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YOU FARTED.
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SOMEBODY IS
BAKING BROWNIES.
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THAT'S THE THIRD COW
THIS MONTH.
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AT THIS RATE,
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ALL MY CATTLE ARE GONNA DIE
BEFORE THE WINTER'S THROUGH.
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THIS IS NOTHING
OUT OF THE UNUSUAL.
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COWS TURN THEMSELVES
INSIDE OUT ALL THE TIME.
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PEOPLE BEEN SAYING
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THEY'VE BEEN SEEING
UFO'S AROUND.
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UFO'S ?
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YEAH, AND BLACK ARMY
CIA HELICOPTERS AND TRUCKS.
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THAT'S THE SILLIEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
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WHAT WAS THAT ?
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THAT WAS
A PIGEON.
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WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO ?
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JUST STAND HERE
AND WATCH MY COWS
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GET MUTILATED
ONE BY ONE ?
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( whistling )
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HEY, MY CATTLE !
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YOU SEE ?
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THERE IS SOMETHING
FUNNY GOING ON.
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THERE'S NOTHING
FUNNY GOING ON.
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I'LL GET
THOSE COWS BACK.
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AND NOW CHILDREN,
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OUR FRIEND MR. HAT
IS GOING TO TELL US
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ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.
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THAT'S RIGHT
MR. GARRISON,
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CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
DISCOVERED AMERICA,
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AND WAS THE INDIAN'S
BEST FRIEND.
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HE HELPED THE INDIANS
WIN THEIR WAR AGAINST
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FREDERICK DOUGLAS,
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AND FREED THE HEBREWS
FROM NAPOLEON.
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AND DISCOVERED FRANCE.
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I CAN'T
JUST SIT HERE.
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I HAVE TO HELP
MY STUPID BROTHER.
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I'LL COME HOME
WITHOUT HIM
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AND MY DAD WILL
START YELLING.
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"WHERE'S YOUR
BROTHER, KYLE !?"
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"YOU WEREN'T LOOKING OUT FOR
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, KYLE."
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OKAY, LET'S DITCH
SCHOOL AND GO FIND HIM.
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"YOU KNOW HE CAN'T THINK
ON HIS OWN, KYLE."
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"BRUSH AND FLOSS, KYLE."
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"WHERE HAS THAT
FINGER BEEN, KYLE ?"
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DUDE !
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IS THERE A
PROBLEM BOYS ?
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YES MR. GARRISON,
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
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OH REALLY, KYLE.
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WHAT IS IT THIS TIME,
ANOTHER PROSTATE TUMOR ?
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NO, MY LITTLE BROTHER'S
BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
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IT'S TRUE,
ASK CARTMAN.
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THEY GAVE HIM
AN ANAL PROBE.
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THAT'S A
LITTLE JOKE.
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MR. GARRISON,
SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO GO.
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CAN I PLEASE BE
EXCUSED FROM CLASS ?
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I DON'T KNOW KYLE,
DID YOU ASK MR. HAT ?
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I DON'T WANT
TO ASK MR. HAT.
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I'M ASKING YOU !
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I THINK YOU SHOULD
ASK MR. HAT.
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MR. HAT, MAY I PLEASE
BE EXCUSED FROM CLASS ?
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WELL KYLE, NO !
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YOU HEAR ME ?
YOU GO TO HELL !
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YOU GO TO HELL
AND YOU DIE !
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I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO
TAKE YOUR SEAT.
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DAMMIT !
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HA, HA, MR. HAT
YELLED AT YOU.
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OW, MY ASS !
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DAMN CARTMAN.
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OW, MY ASS !
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DUDE, HE'S
FARTING FIRE.
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IT'S THE ALIEN
ANAL PROBE !
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IT'S SHOOTING FIRE FROM
CARTMAN'S RECTUM !
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THAT WAS JUST
A DREAM.
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ERIC, DO YOU NEED TO
SIT IN THE CORNER
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UNTIL YOUR FLAMING
GAS IS UNDER CONTROL ?
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NO MR. GARRISON,
I'M FINE.
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OWW !
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HEY, YOU COWS CAN'T
GET ON THIS TRAIN.
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THIS IS A
PEOPLE TRAIN.
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YOU COWS HAVE NO BUSINESS
ON A PEOPLE TRAIN, ALRIGHT ?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE COWS.
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NO, NO, NO.
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DON'T TRY ANY OF THAT COW
HYPNOSIS ON ME, ALRIGHT ?
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'CAUSE IT'S
NOT GONNA WORK.
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HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE COWS.
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COME BACK HERE !
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( chatter )
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AHH !
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I SURE AM HUNGRY.
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HOW CAN YOU EAT WHEN
YOU'RE FARTING FIRE ?
228
00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:03,886
SHUT UP DUDE, YOU'RE
BEING TOTALLY IMMATURE.
229
00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:05,918
HEY LOOK, THERE'S
WENDY TESTABERGER.
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00:10:05,957 --> 00:10:07,123
WHERE ?
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00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,128
( romantic music )
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00:10:23,574 --> 00:10:27,576
? STAN WANTS TO KISS,
WENDY TESTABERGER ?
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00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,609
SHUT UP FAT ASS,
I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER !
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00:10:29,681 --> 00:10:31,814
I'M NOT FAT AND
YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE HER
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00:10:31,815 --> 00:10:34,084
BECAUSE YOU THROW UP
EVERY TIME SHE TALKS TO YOU.
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00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:35,217
I DO NOT.
237
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HI, GUYS.
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00:10:36,371 --> 00:10:37,354
HI, WENDY.
HI, WENDY.
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00:10:37,355 --> 00:10:39,388
HERE STAN,
THIS IS FOR YOU.
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00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:40,690
EWW !
241
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,091
BYE, BYE,
WENDY. WENDY.
242
00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:43,660
DUDE, WHAT DOES
THE NOTE SAY ?
243
00:10:43,661 --> 00:10:45,961
HOLY CRAP,
244
00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:48,131
IT SAYS SHE WANTS TO
MEET ME AT STARK'S POND
245
00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:49,265
AFTER SCHOOL.
246
00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:50,801
WHOA, MAYBE
YOU CAN KISS HER.
247
00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:51,934
OR SLIP HER THE TONGUE.
248
00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:54,170
( mumbling )
249
00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:56,672
WHAT, HOW DO YOU
KNOW SHE HAS A CAT ?
250
00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:02,262
COME ON YOU GUYS,
251
00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,814
WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL
252
00:11:03,815 --> 00:11:05,349
SO WE CAN GET MY
LITTLE BROTHER BACK.
253
00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:06,383
HELLO THERE
CHILDREN.
254
00:11:06,384 --> 00:11:07,384
HEY CHEF.
255
00:11:07,385 --> 00:11:08,518
HOW ARE
YOU DOING ? BAD.
256
00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:09,569
WHY BAD ?
257
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,321
CHEF, HAVE YOU EVER HAD
SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOU
258
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,622
BUT NOBODY
BELIEVED YOU ?
259
00:11:12,623 --> 00:11:14,557
OH CHILDREN,
CHILDREN.
260
00:11:14,659 --> 00:11:16,625
THAT'S A PROBLEM
WE'VE ALL HAD TO FACE
261
00:11:16,728 --> 00:11:18,127
AT SOME TIME
OR ANOTHER.
262
00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:20,463
HERE, LET ME SING
YOU A LITTLE SONG.
263
00:11:20,565 --> 00:11:22,431
IT MIGHT
CLEAR THINGS UP.
264
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:26,235
? I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE
TO YOU WOMAN ?
265
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,305
? GONNA LAY YOU DOWN
BY THE FIRE ?
266
00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:32,508
? AND CARESS YOUR
WOMANLY BODY ?
267
00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:35,745
? MAKE YOU MOAN
AND PERSPIRE ?
268
00:11:35,847 --> 00:11:38,748
? GONNA GET THOSE
JUICES FLOWING ?
269
00:11:38,816 --> 00:11:40,716
? WE'RE MAKING
LOVE, BABY ?
270
00:11:40,818 --> 00:11:42,952
? LOVE BABY,
LOVE, LOVE, BABY... ?
271
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:43,987
CHEF !
272
00:11:43,988 --> 00:11:45,287
HUH ?!
273
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,590
DO YOU FEEL BETTER ?
274
00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:48,658
NO.
275
00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,793
OH CHILDREN,
WHAT CAN BE SO BAD ?
276
00:11:50,895 --> 00:11:53,529
IT'S SALISBURY
STEAK DAY.
277
00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:55,441
VISITORS TOOK
KYLE'S BABY BROTHER.
278
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,766
WHAT ?!
279
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:58,502
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING
280
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:00,137
IN SCHOOL EATING
SALISBURY STEAK ?
281
00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:01,228
GO FIND HIM,
DAMMIT !
282
00:12:01,229 --> 00:12:02,939
MR. GARRISON WON'T
LET US OUT OF SCHOOL.
283
00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,207
HE THINKS WE'RE
MAKING IT UP.
284
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,008
YOU ARE
MAKING IT UP !
285
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:11,947
WHOA.
286
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,650
WHAT ?
287
00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:15,551
THAT WAS COOL.
288
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:17,988
IT'S SOME KIND OF
SYMBIONIC METAMORPHOSEDEVICE.
289
00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:20,759
THIS CAN MEAN THE VISITORS
WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH US.
290
00:12:20,858 --> 00:12:22,291
OH I SEE.
291
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,563
NOW YOU'RE GONNA JOIN IN
ON THE LITTLE JOKE.
292
00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:27,496
IT'S NO JOKE CHILDREN,
THIS IS BIG.
293
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,433
PLEASE CHEF, IF I DON'T
GET OUT OF SCHOOL
294
00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:31,101
AND GET MY BROTHER BACK
FROM THE ALIENS,
295
00:12:31,102 --> 00:12:32,672
MY PARENTS ARE
GONNA DISOWN ME.
296
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,470
HOLD ON,
HOLD ON NOW.
297
00:12:34,572 --> 00:12:36,338
YOU GOT TO
HELP THE CHILDREN.
298
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,774
HEY, YOU GUYS SURE
ARE GOING A LONG WAY
299
00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:40,409
TO TRY AND
SCARE ME.
300
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:42,044
I WANT MY
SALISBURY STEAK.
301
00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:44,013
FIRE DRILL,
FIRE DRILL !
302
00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:45,314
EVERYBODY OUT !
303
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,516
OKAY CHILDREN,
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.
304
00:12:47,618 --> 00:12:49,218
KILLER,
THANKS CHEF.
305
00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:51,887
MAN, OH MAN.
306
00:12:51,989 --> 00:12:54,089
FIRST CONTACT WITH
THE ALIEN VISITORS !
307
00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:55,791
I'VE GOT TO
GET MYSELF READY.
308
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,626
? WE GOT OUT
OF SCHOOL ?
309
00:12:57,728 --> 00:12:59,462
? NO MORE
SCHOOL TODAY ?
310
00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:01,397
? WE GOT OUT
OF SCHOOL... ?
311
00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:04,033
OH, YOU GUYS MY ASS,
SERIOUSLY !!
312
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,101
OKAY CARTMAN
313
00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:06,436
YOU CAN STOP
FARTING FIRE NOW.
314
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,427
I WOULD IF I COULD
YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH !
315
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,439
SO HOW DO WE GET
MY LITTLE BROTHER BACK ?
316
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,409
WOULD YOU STOP GOING ON
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ?!
317
00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:15,010
I KNOW IT WAS
JUST A DREAM !
318
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,780
I KNOW I DIDN'T
HAVE AN ANAL PROBE !
319
00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:19,315
AND I KNOW THAT I'M
NOT UNDER ALIEN CONTROL !
320
00:13:20,151 --> 00:13:21,383
? I LOVE TO SINGA
321
00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:23,836
? ABOUT THE MOONA
AND THE JUNA AND THE SPRINGA ?
322
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:25,221
? I LOVE TO SINGA
323
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:28,123
? ABOUT A SKY OF BLUE
OR TEA FOR TWO...?
324
00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,465
WHAT THE HELL
WASTHAT?!
325
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,797
HEISUNDER
ALIEN CONTROL.
326
00:13:33,798 --> 00:13:34,831
THAT THING
IN HIS BUTT
327
00:13:34,832 --> 00:13:36,199
IS LINKED UP TO
THE VISITORS !
328
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,833
SON-OF-A-BITCH !
329
00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:42,465
YOU GUYS SHUT UP,
330
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,200
I'M NOT UNDER
ALIEN CONTROL !
331
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:46,535
HEY, IF YOU VISITORS
CAN HEAR ME,
332
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,404
BRING ME BACK
MY LITTLE BROTHER,
333
00:14:48,506 --> 00:14:49,556
GODAMMIT !
334
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,140
THAT HURTS
YOU BUTT LICKER !
335
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,509
KYLE LOOK,
IT'S THEM.
336
00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:55,377
GIVE ME BACK
MY BROTHER !
337
00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:02,585
OH MY GOD,
THEY KILLED KENNY !
338
00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:05,054
YOU BASTARDS,
COME BACK HERE !
339
00:15:05,156 --> 00:15:07,089
COME BACK !
340
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:09,225
DAMMIT, WE
WERE SO CLOSE !
341
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,494
HEY LOOK, I THINK
KENNY'S OKAY.
342
00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:12,862
( mumbling )
343
00:15:14,098 --> 00:15:15,148
OH !
344
00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:19,401
( sirens )
345
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:24,039
WOW, POOR KENNY.
346
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,509
NOWDO YOU
BELIEVE US CARTMAN ?
347
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:26,476
NO.
348
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,744
CARTMAN, THEY
KILLED KENNY !
349
00:15:27,745 --> 00:15:29,011
HE'S NOT DEAD.
350
00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:30,546
DUDE, KENNY
IS DEAD.
351
00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:32,047
SEE ?
352
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,582
SHUT UP
YOU GUYS.
353
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,484
HE'S DEAD
CARTMAN !
354
00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:38,220
GODAMMIT, I DIDN'T
HAVE AN ANAL PROBE !
355
00:15:38,322 --> 00:15:40,422
SCREW YOU GUYS,
I'M GOING HOME !
356
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,558
GO ON AND GO HOME
YOU FAT CHICKEN !
357
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,226
DILDO !
358
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:46,613
YOU'RE ALL
I HAVE LEFT, STAN.
359
00:15:46,631 --> 00:15:48,631
SORRY DUDE, I GOTTA
GO MEET WENDY.
360
00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:49,699
YOU CAN'T.
361
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,066
POOR IKE MUST
BE SO SCARED.
362
00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:52,219
UP THERE
ALL ALONE.
363
00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:53,569
YOU GOTTA
HELP ME DUDE.
364
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,805
DUDE, LIKE
CHEF SAYS,
365
00:15:54,806 --> 00:15:55,839
I GOTTA GET
A PIECE OF LOVING
366
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,339
WHILE THE
GETTING'S HOT.
367
00:15:57,441 --> 00:15:58,674
RATS !
368
00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,645
HELLO ERIC.
369
00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:03,797
HI MOM.
370
00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:04,865
HOW ARE YOU
DOING ?
371
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,649
WELL, I'M
PISSED OFF
372
00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:10,586
HERE, I MADE YOU POWDERED
DONUT PANCAKE SURPRISE.
373
00:16:10,587 --> 00:16:12,656
I DON'T WANT POWDERED
DONUT PANCAKE SURPRISE !
374
00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:14,324
ALL THE KIDS IN SCHOOL
CALL ME FAT.
375
00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,425
YOU'RE NOT FAT,
YOU'RE BIG BONED.
376
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:17,760
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
377
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:20,329
YOU CAN HAVE AN
EENSY-WEENSYBIT, CAN'T YOU ?
378
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,398
NO !
379
00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:23,098
JUST AWEENSY-EENSY
WOO-WOO?
380
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:25,100
NO, LEAVE ME
ALONE MOM !
381
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:27,770
HOW ABOUT A NICE CHOCOLATE
CHICKEN POT PIE THEN ?
382
00:16:27,872 --> 00:16:30,306
WELL, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY GOOD.
383
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:32,474
MOM ?
384
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:33,709
YES HON ?
385
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,412
IF ANYBODY CALLS
OR COMES OVER,
386
00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,912
I'M NOT HERE, OKAY ?
387
00:16:37,014 --> 00:16:38,147
SURE, HON.
388
00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:40,349
YOU WANT SOME
CHEESY POOFS TOO ?
389
00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:41,781
YEAH, I WANT
CHEESY POOFS.
390
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,890
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S NOT GONNA SHOW UP STAN.
391
00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:48,225
LET'S GO LOOK FOR
THE VISITORS NOW.
392
00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:49,659
BUT HER NOTE SAID
SHE'D BE HERE.
393
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,293
HI, STAN.
394
00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:52,395
EW.
395
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:53,463
YOU CAN'T TALK
TO STAN, WENDY,
396
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:54,664
HE THROWS UP
WHEN YOU DO.
397
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,198
BUT WHY STAN ?
398
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,533
EW.
399
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,302
COULD YOU GUYS
JUST GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
400
00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:00,604
SO WE CAN FIND
MY LITTLE BROTHER ?
401
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,538
HUH ?
402
00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:02,939
JUST MAKE SWEET LOVE
DOWN BY THE FIRE.
403
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,641
WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ?
404
00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,743
As the reports of
UFO sightings increase,
405
00:17:06,744 --> 00:17:09,411
more mysterious crop circle
patters are appearing
406
00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:11,347
in fields all around
South Park.
407
00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:13,617
These crop circles
when viewed from above,
408
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,951
form strange patterns.
409
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,853
HEY, THAT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE,
410
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,355
TOM SELLECK.
411
00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:21,024
Could it be that
aliens are trying to
412
00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:23,125
make contact with us,
here on earth ?
413
00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:26,161
MEOW.
414
00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:29,265
NO KITTY, THIS
ISMYPOT PIE !
415
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,383
MEOW.
416
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,167
NO, BAD KITTY.
417
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,336
NO KITTY, THIS
IS MY POT PIE !
418
00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:37,373
MOM, KITTY'S
BEING A DILDO !
419
00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:40,910
WELL THEN I KNOW
A CERTAIN KITTY KITTY
420
00:17:41,012 --> 00:17:43,512
WHO'S SLEEPING
WITH MOMMY TONIGHT.
421
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,414
WHAT ?!
422
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,117
AND NOW I HAVE TO GO
HOME WITHOUT HIM
423
00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:49,152
AND MY PARENTS ARE
GONNA HAVE ME KILLED !
424
00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:51,020
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO
GET THE FAT KID ?
425
00:17:51,122 --> 00:17:52,187
WHY ?
426
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:55,291
IF THE FAT KID HAS SOMETHING
IMPLANTED IN HIS ASS,
427
00:17:55,393 --> 00:17:57,626
MAYBE THE VISITORS
ARE USING HIM
428
00:17:57,695 --> 00:17:58,894
AS PART OF
THEIR PLAN.
429
00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:00,696
YOU SHOULD USE
THE FAT KID AS BAIT
430
00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:01,931
TO BRING THEM BACK.
431
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:03,933
HEY, YOU'RE
RIGHT WENDY.
432
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,936
COME ON STAN, WE HAVE
TO GO GET CARTMAN.
433
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,303
COME ON STAN.
434
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:08,271
EW !
435
00:18:08,272 --> 00:18:09,672
HEY WAIT.
436
00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:11,840
WHEN DO I GET TO
MAKE SWEET LOVE ?
437
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:16,812
MEOW.
438
00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:19,315
NO KITTY, YOU
CAN'T HAVE ANY !
439
00:18:19,316 --> 00:18:20,216
MEOW.
440
00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:22,651
NO KITTY, THIS
IS MY POT PIE !
441
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,219
BAD KITTY.
442
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:25,921
EXCUSE ME KITTY.
443
00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:28,824
ERIC, LOOK
WHO'S HERE.
444
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:30,392
GOOD GRIEF MOM !
445
00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:32,162
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA
PLAY AT THE BUS STOP.
446
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:33,595
I CAN'T,
MY MOM SAYS...
447
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,897
THAT'S OKAY ERIC,
448
00:18:34,898 --> 00:18:36,466
I THINK YOU
NEED TO SPEND TIME
449
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:37,567
WITH YOUR
LITTLE FRIENDS.
450
00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:39,735
But mom, I don't
want to spend time...
451
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,167
DON'T BE
DIFFICULT ERIC !
452
00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:44,239
NOW YOU GO OUT AND
PLAY IN THE FUN SNOW.
453
00:18:44,342 --> 00:18:45,874
GODAMMIT !
454
00:18:46,844 --> 00:18:49,445
YOU GUYS, I HAVE
TO GET HOME.
455
00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,613
DON'T BE SUCH A
FRAIDY CAT CARTMAN.
456
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:52,782
THIS ROPE
WILL MAKE SURE
457
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,250
THEY CAN'T TAKE YOU
ON BOARD AGAIN.
458
00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:56,919
MAN, THIS SUCKS !
459
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,521
HOW COME THE VISITORS
AREN'T COMING FOR HIM ?
460
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:00,023
I THINK WE HAVE
TO SIGNAL THEM SOMEHOW.
461
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:01,724
OWW !
462
00:19:01,826 --> 00:19:03,692
HEY, HE'S
LIKERUDOLPH.
463
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,362
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
FART SOME MORE CARTMAN
464
00:19:06,363 --> 00:19:08,131
AND THE VISITORS
ARE SURE TO COME.
465
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:09,331
REALLY ?!
466
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:12,501
I DON'T THINK I HAVE
TO FART ANYMORE TONIGHT.
467
00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:13,536
SURE YOU DO.
468
00:19:13,537 --> 00:19:14,803
COME ON
CARTMAN, FART !
469
00:19:14,872 --> 00:19:16,171
I DON'T WANNA !
470
00:19:16,273 --> 00:19:17,663
HE CAN'T HOLD
IT IN FOREVER.
471
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:18,874
FART, DAMN YOU !
472
00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:20,576
OKAY, THAT
DOES IT !
473
00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:21,810
NOW LISTEN,
474
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,679
WHY IS IT THAT
EVERYTHING TODAY
475
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,515
HAS INVOLVED THINGS
EITHER GOING IN
476
00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:27,750
OR COMING OUT
OF MY ASS ?!
477
00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:28,902
I'M SICK OF IT !
478
00:19:28,953 --> 00:19:30,419
IT'S COMPLETELY
IMMATURE !
479
00:19:30,488 --> 00:19:32,388
HEY, IT'S
HAPPENING AGAIN.
480
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:36,325
WHOA, LOOK AT THAT.
481
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:37,997
NOW DO YOU
BELIEVE US CARTMAN ?
482
00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:39,428
YOU GUYS
CAN'T SCARE ME.
483
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,163
I KNOW YOU'RE
MAKING IT ALL UP.
484
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,198
THERE'S AN 80 FOOT
SATELLITE DISH
485
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,630
STICKING OUT
OF YOUR ASS !
486
00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:47,302
SURE YOU GUYS,
WHATEVER.
487
00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:50,472
OH BOY,
488
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,744
THE ALIENS ARE GOING
TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT.
489
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,144
HEY, DOWN HERE !
490
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:57,780
WE ARE READY
FOR YOUR WISDOM.
491
00:19:57,882 --> 00:20:00,082
AND YOU ONLY
GOT 20 MINUTES
492
00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:02,751
BEFORE
"SANFORD AND SON" IS ON !
493
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,287
YOU GUYS,
I AM SERIOUSLY
494
00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:07,489
GETTING PISSED
OFF RIGHT NOW.
495
00:20:07,591 --> 00:20:10,225
I KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS ALIENS !
496
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,163
GODAMMIT !
497
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,083
I TELL YOU,
498
00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,468
THERE'S CRAZY STUFF
GOING ON IN THIS TOWN.
499
00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:22,504
YOU CAN SAY THAT
AGAIN MR. GARRISON.
500
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:24,573
COME DOWN HERE
YOU STINKING ALIENS !
501
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,877
UH, UH...
502
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,178
GO ON KYLE,
503
00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:30,647
ASK THEM FOR YOUR
LITTLE BROTHER BACK.
504
00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:31,980
VISITORS,
505
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,850
THIS MORNING YOU
TOOK MY BROTHER IKE.
506
00:20:33,851 --> 00:20:35,361
HE'S THE LITTLE
FRECKLED KID
507
00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,553
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A FOOTBALL.
508
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:38,424
AT FIRST I WAS HAPPY
YOU TOOK HIM AWAY.
509
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:39,989
BUT I'VE LEARNED
SOMETHING TODAY.
510
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,424
THAT HAVING
A LITTLE BROTHER
511
00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:42,958
IS A PRETTY
SPECIAL THING.
512
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,660
HECK MR. VISITORS,
513
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,930
I'M JUST A KID ALL ALONE
IN THIS CRAZY WORLD.
514
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,364
BUT IF YOU CAN FIND IT
IN YOUR HEARTS
515
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:49,415
OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE
516
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,800
TO GIVE MY BROTHER
BACK TO ME,
517
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:53,335
IT SURE WOULD MAKE
MY LIFE BRIGHTER AGAIN.
518
00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:55,237
THAT WAS
BEAUTIFUL DUDE.
519
00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:56,372
DID IT WORK ?
520
00:20:56,373 --> 00:20:57,407
NOPE, THEY'RE
LEAVING.
521
00:20:57,408 --> 00:20:59,475
HEY YOU SCRAWNY
ASSED %$#@!...
522
00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:01,147
WHAT THE %$& IS
WRONG WITH YOU ?
523
00:21:01,212 --> 00:21:02,744
YOU MUST BE
SOME KIND OF &%$#@
524
00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:04,614
TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE
A CRYING CHILD !
525
00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:05,648
WHOA, DUDE !
526
00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:06,850
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU &%$#@ LIKE ?
527
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,450
YOU LIKE TO
%$#@&$...
528
00:21:08,552 --> 00:21:11,587
( beeped out )
529
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,123
HEY WENDY,
WHAT'S A &%$#@ ?
530
00:21:17,161 --> 00:21:19,361
IKE, JUMP DOWN, NOW !
531
00:21:19,463 --> 00:21:22,331
FOR THE LOVE
OF GOD IKE, JUMP !
532
00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:23,465
DON'T HURT ME...
533
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,400
( mooing )
534
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:32,508
MOO.
535
00:21:39,183 --> 00:21:40,249
COME ON IKE,
536
00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:42,851
I PROMISE I'LL BE NICE
TO YOU FROM NOW ON.
537
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,253
DON'T KICK
THE BABY.
538
00:21:49,693 --> 00:21:51,623
WHAT THE HELL ARE
THEY TALKING ABOUT ?
539
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:00,453
IKE !
540
00:22:05,543 --> 00:22:06,875
IKE !
541
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:09,447
DO YOUR IMPERSONATION OF
DAVID CARUSO'SCAREER.
542
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,646
IT'S MY TURN.
543
00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:25,093
YOU GUYS GET ME
DOWN FROM HERE.
544
00:22:25,196 --> 00:22:26,895
HELP !
545
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,564
HELP... !
546
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:32,067
DILDO !!
547
00:22:33,637 --> 00:22:35,504
I'M SURE GLAD
THAT'S OVER WITH.
548
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,773
YEAH, BOY, AM I
GLAD TO SEE YOU IKE.
549
00:22:37,841 --> 00:22:39,908
FLY IN THE SKY.
550
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,109
WAIT !
551
00:22:41,212 --> 00:22:43,145
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
ALIEN VISITORS ?
552
00:22:43,247 --> 00:22:44,413
COME BACK !
553
00:22:44,414 --> 00:22:46,349
WELL CHEF, WHERE'S
THIS AMAZING THING
554
00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:47,716
YOU WERE GONNA
SHOW US ?
555
00:22:47,818 --> 00:22:49,585
WELL, IT'S IN
THE BEDROOM, LADIES.
556
00:22:49,586 --> 00:22:50,653
COME ON IN.
557
00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:51,621
COME ON IKE,
558
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,089
WE CAN MAKE IT IN
TIME FOR DINNER.
559
00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:54,480
THANKS FOR YOUR
HELP WENDY.
560
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:55,525
WHATEVER DUDE.
561
00:22:55,526 --> 00:22:57,025
HEY, I DIDN'T
THROW UP !
562
00:22:57,026 --> 00:22:58,094
COOL.
563
00:22:58,095 --> 00:22:59,761
( romantic music )
564
00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:06,936
EW !
565
00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:07,770
SORRY.
566
00:23:07,771 --> 00:23:09,271
HEY LOOK,
A FRENCH FRY.
567
00:23:09,373 --> 00:23:10,423
COOL.
568
00:23:10,424 --> 00:23:11,541
AND WHAT IS THAT ?
569
00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:12,642
I THINK IT'S PART
OF A CHEESY POOF.
570
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,076
HEY, WHAT'S THAT ?
571
00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:15,577
THAT'S A HAMBURGER.
572
00:23:15,578 --> 00:23:17,113
THAT'S FROM LIKE
TWO DAYS AGO.
573
00:23:17,114 --> 00:23:18,814
HEY, WHAT
ABOUT THAT ?
574
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:20,949
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE HELL THAT IS !
575
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,051
GEE, THE BUS WILL
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
576
00:23:24,052 --> 00:23:25,687
AND CARTMAN STILL
ISN'T AROUND.
577
00:23:25,688 --> 00:23:27,289
YEAH, WE'RE RUNNING
OUT OF FRIENDS.
578
00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:29,023
I WONDER WHAT
THAT THING WAS
579
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,858
THAT THE VISITORS
GAVE THE COWS ?
580
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:36,263
COWS, I GOT
YOU CORNERED.
581
00:23:36,365 --> 00:23:38,332
LET'S SEE YOU
GET AWAY NOW.
582
00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:41,502
? I LOVE TO SINGA
583
00:23:41,604 --> 00:23:43,954
? ABOUT THE MOONA
AND THE JUNA AND THE SPRINGA ?
584
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,506
? I LOVE TO SINGA
585
00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:47,842
? ABOUT A SKY OF BLUE
OR TEA FOR TWO...?
586
00:23:49,479 --> 00:23:50,678
OH, HEY CARTMAN.
587
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,746
WOW CARTMAN.
588
00:23:51,747 --> 00:23:52,714
THE VISITORS
DROPPED YOU OFF
589
00:23:52,715 --> 00:23:53,982
JUST IN TIME
TO GO TO SCHOOL.
590
00:23:53,983 --> 00:23:55,182
OH MAN,
591
00:23:55,284 --> 00:23:57,214
I HAD THIS CRAZY
NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT.
592
00:23:57,253 --> 00:23:58,452
REALLY,
WHAT ABOUT ?
593
00:23:58,554 --> 00:24:01,122
WELL I WAS STANDING
OUT IN A FIELD
594
00:24:01,224 --> 00:24:03,457
AND I HAD THIS HUGE
SATELLITE DISH
595
00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:05,059
STICKING OUT
OF MY BUTT.
596
00:24:05,161 --> 00:24:07,728
AND THEN THERE WAS
HUNDREDS OF COWS AND ALIENS
597
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:09,563
AND THEN I WENT
UP ON THE SHIP
598
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,499
ANDSCOTT BAIO
GAVE ME PINK EYE.
599
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,001
THAT WASN'T
A DREAM, CARTMAN.
600
00:24:13,002 --> 00:24:13,935
THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
601
00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:15,035
OH, RIGHT.
602
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,638
WHY DON'T I HAVE
PINK EYE THEN ?
603
00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:18,572
CARTMAN, YOU
DOHAVE PINK EYE.
604
00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:21,008
SON-OF-A-BITCH !
605
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:25,546
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606
00:24:25,648 --> 00:24:29,650
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607
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:46,166
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