All language subtitles for Drama Club s01e05 15 Sniffets of Fame

Opening night for Minnesota the Musical
is only a few weeks away, and no one

cares. No one.

We've been working hard to increase
ticket sales.

Come see Minnesota the Musical!

A sensation no one's talking about yet!
So far, we've only sold four tickets. If

we don't step it up, we'll end up
performing for a bunch of empty seats.

seats can't clap. Trust me, I've tried
to make it happen.

That's why, in order to help get the
word out, we're going... Bye!

Attention, class.

Eyes on me.

I am speaking.

Eyes on me.

Get your pencils ready.

Everybody set? Whatever.

For show.

Let's do this, fam.

Uh, stupid, what are you doing here? I
heard you're going viral, and my boot is

reporting for duty. So what are we
doing?

Bust a challenge?

Tap in?

Famous relative check.

Uh, flash mob, actually.

But we don't have a part for you.

Sorry.

You can go around with us next time.
That's what you said last time. But this

time we mean it.

Right? Of course. It was hard enough to
get me to agree to a flash mob. And

Mr. Snippet? That's like putting my dad
in a video.

Why wouldn't they want me in their
video? I'm like their dad.

Their super lit hype dad.

My toes are the tongue.

On second thought, my dad is way cooler
than Mr. Sniffet.

Fine. I guess I'll just have to go viral
on my own then.

That's the spirit.

Good luck, Sniffy. All right, I'm going.
I don't need... This

test will count for half of your final
grade.

You have 60 minutes to complete the
test. Go, go, go!

Can I help you, students?

Hey! No, no, no, no, come on. No, no,
no, no.

There's snow on the ground.

Hey, that's not cool. I was just bathing
in my above -the -ground pool.

There'll be no fireworks to hear.

Because of frostbite in our ears.

This witchy mix makes me want to cry.

Because we're frozen on the 4th of July.

Gertie, did you get it?

Got it.

60 minutes to complete the test.

Your time begins now.

You can leave.

Okay, team, the video is live. Only a
matter of time before the ticket

sales start rolling in.

How many so far?

Zero.

Well, it's still early.

How many views on the video?

Five.

Nope.

Oh, but Bench, how many views does yours
say?

Six. Ooh.

Almost my lucky number. Bro, my lucky
number is almost six, too.

Wait,

we have less views than the people in
here. How can that be?

I didn't watch it.

It's probably not going to go viral
because I wasn't in it. Yeah, where were

you, Oliver?

Skip had to take rhinos, which was not
ideal.

Hmm? Uh, pre -tricrusted.

performing right now as I am training
for a new, more mature role.

Mattress Farm has approached me with the
role of a lifetime.

The Marty Mattress.

Apparently, the usual Marty Mattress
burned the roof of his mouth while

chicken pot pot.

So I have been asked to fill the shoes
of a mascot more than thrice my age.

Now, if you'll please excuse me, I must
seek out proper inspiration.

Oliver is not the reason it didn't go
viral, Mac. You can't force a viral

sensation.

Videos that go viral now are either
pranks or some idiot loser pulling on

face.

What's up, John McQueen?

Y 'all peeped the latest hot bit?

Thank you.

At least someone watched it.

Oh,

I'm not talking about your little mob
video where you flash everyone.

No. I'm talking about mine.

You

have

two million views on this? And a

million followers.

That's like three billion people, bro.

It's simple math, really.

Mr. Sniffit, you went viral?

Sure, I fell down and a bunch of joggers
laughed at me.

But that Mr. Sniffit is dead.

A new Mr. Sniffit reborn.

Ten fingers, ten toes, one million
followers.

Bless up.

Is it just me?

Oh, is Mr. Sniffet much cooler now? I
have so much respect for you, Mr.

when before I had none.

Oh, hold on. We rehearsed our flash mob
for two weeks. All he did was fall.

Welcome to the internet.

Up is sound, black is white. Do
something dumb.

Celebrity overnight.

Always nice to meet a fan, Bianca.

Well, I love to chop it up, but I'm off
to buy a tiny poodle.

Like famous people do.

Ciao, Bella.

Oh, and always remember.

Never forget.

Oh, and let me know if you want to
collab on a video or something.

Yeah, definitely.

Heck yes. Mac, we have to.

We'll think about it.

Okie dokie.

Sniff it out.

Yonk out, too.

Wait, where are you going?

As a proud tourist and opportunist.

I'll be working with Mr.

Sniffin for the foreseeable future.

Sorry about it.

See?

Viral gold.

Pretty tight to have you on my team, B.

Excited to be here. I've recently
accepted a position as Mr. Sniffin's

It's a huge opportunity for me.

Now, if you want to be a successful
influencer, you need a brand.

From now on, you will be known as Mr.

Tomato Head.

I will? Yes.

And while we're at it, we need to think
bigger.

Expand to all tomato -based products.

I'm thinking juice, paste, sauce,
ketchup.

Absolutely no ketchup.

Okay? I was bullied by the Heinz
brothers in high school.

Noted.

Now to kick off the launch, how about a
meet and greet right here at the school?

It could be a great way to come soft to
face with your students.

Gratitude. Just happy to be on this
journey, Bea.

I feel ya.

If I'm going to nail the role of Marty
Mattress, I need to become 50 years old

in two days.

So I'm doing what actors call a
character study in order to learn the

ways of the middle -aged adult.

Great.

Get that back.

He's perfect.

Do I want to do a video with a guy who
got famous for falling down?

No. Do I want to sell tickets to the
musical?

More than anything.

So, it's time to swallow my pride and do
what's best for the club.

This is the line for Sniff It? I know.
Can you believe we're actually going to

get to meet and greet Mr. Tomato Head? I
can barely contain myself.

Move along.

This is a meet and greet, not a glaring
stare.

Next!

Go, go.

What's up, players? What's your name? My
name's Skip. And I'm Benj. We've been

huge fans since yesterday.

And what about you little ladies?

You Gucci?

I'm Garty.

Darcy Marie Jarvis, can I get a picture?

Anything for my saucy pasta.

Come on.

Here.

All right.

Thank you so much, Mr. Tomato Head.

No problem.

Mr.

Tomato Head.

Right. I... Bianca, ask Mackenzie if she
wants to collab on a video.

Mr. Tomato Head wants to know if I heard
him.

That's actually what I came here to talk
about.

She heard you. That's what she came here
to talk about. I heard her.

Tell Mackenzie to meet me in front of
the auditorium after school.

Yeah. He said to meet him in front of
the auditorium. After school?

Oh, you heard him.

But we have rehearsal after school.
Bianca, my phone's on 5%. Can you fix

Okay.

Listen, if you want to run with Tomato
Head, you have to play by his rules.

Auditorium, outside, 4 p .m.

Okay, I fixed it because it was actually
upside down. Oh.

Hey, everybody.

You guys like Tomato Head?

Who wants some free tomatoes?

You've been following me. Me? What?

No, following... Fine. I have been
following you. So that was you

out behind the trash cans.

Yes, and in your attic. But it's only
because I've been preparing for the role

of a lifetime.

A middle -aged adult.

And since you are the most middle -aged
adult I know, I was wondering if you

could give me a few pointers.

Middle -aged?

Yes.

Flattered that you would feel
comfortable talking to me about this.

Great. You could start by lowering those
eyebrows.

Adults look serious all the time.

Good. Now stick that gut out and
complain about the price of popcorn at

movies. These popcorn prices are
outrageous. Like you mean it.

These popcorn prices are outrageous.
Don't waste my time. Have you been in

movies lately? I could buy a whole
serpent turf dinner for the money I just

spent on that bag of popcorn. Yeah.

I'd like to speak to a manager.

I can work with that.

Follow me.

So, it's actually happening.

We're making a video with our teacher.

It's a rap that he wrote.

This is better for him.

We want to go and see a really fun show.
It's called Minnesota the Musical.

Then why don't... You buy some tickets.
Hey, let's be a play.

If you want to find the world's coolest
teach, let's know further. I'm Ryan

Henry. Tomato Head is our best friend.
Hey. There we go.

And cut.

And posted.

This is huge.

I'm going to need security.

Ben, Skip, going to be my bodyguards?
Definitely.

Sanitize me, D.

Lousy Gert.

You're my full -time videographer.

Okay, cool.

Oh, phone's blowing up. Gotta take this.

Hi, Mr. Staghetti.

It's Mr. Staghetti.

Talking sauce sponsorship.

Don't even trip.

How's Diana?

Guys, the video already has a
thousand... No, wait, no, wait. Show me,

Guys, guys, guys. We just got a ticket
order. What? We already sold a ticket?

Not one ticket. Three.

Boom! That's the tomato head effect.

Are you holding up there, pal?

I'll take a rain check on that. Here's
the plan, Stan.

Here's the plan, Stan.

Here's the plan, Stan. Another one. Okie
dokie, otie dokie. Commit!

Okie dokie, artichokie. Okie dokie,
artichokie. Another one. I can't do

Again.

You can do it.

I'm here with the saucy posse. Are you
guys ready to slurp some sauce?

Yeah!

Not

bad.

Now, call your friend to see if he got
your email. Why?

Because that's what adults do.

Tomato,

tomato, I got a lot of tomato sauce in
my mouth.

You have

a flight at 6 p .m. What time do you

arrive at the airport?

Noon at the latest. You bend over to
pick up a newspaper. What must you do

first? Stretch. What's your favorite
band?

Fleetwood Mac.

Aerosmith. Meat Loaf. Oreo Speedwagon.
Foo Fighters. Pearl Jam.

That's not bad.

That's not bad at all.

Sickest idea to turn your classroom into
the sauce factory.

Now the Saucy Potsy can make videos
together? I'll date every day. One love.

Yeah. Giving your teachers makeup using
only sauce already has 2 ,000 views? So

how many tickets have we sold so far?
Ten in the last hour, bringing a grand

total of 52 tickets.

Do you realize what this means?

We're actually going to have an audience
this year. Power of sauce is real.

Check it out, y 'all. VR headset.

Oh, if you need me, I'll be...

tailing in the rainforest.

OMG, there's tigers!

Tiny question.

Since 52 people bought tickets to our
musical, shouldn't we be rehearsing?

we can rehearse anytime.

Right now, the sauce takes priority.

Who knew going viral could be this easy?

Yeah, who needs a musical when you can
make content?

So, what video are we making next?

Sauce Bucket Challenge.

Don't we take a desk with sauce
challenge? Desk with sauce.

See, how many tickets did you say we've
sold so far?

52. Why?

Because I just found the guy who bought
them all.

Think again, bird.

What else is in that drawer?

A receipt from buyfollowersnow .com.

You guys, I think Mr. Tomato Head...

that Mr. Snippet is a fraud.

I knew it all along.

B .T. Doves, holler at me if my phone
rings. I'm expecting a call from Mr.

Spaghetti.

Who's up for giving Mr. Tomato Head a
little taste of his own thought?

Howdy, I'm Marty Mattress.

Howdy, I'm Marty Mattress.

Howdy. I'm Marty.

How you going, pal?

When I think about the child he came to
me as, and now the middle -aged adult

he's become... I'm just so

dang proud.

Howdy. I'm Marty. Hey, Oliver. I was
just... Oh, sorry, sir. I was just

for... How's it going, pal?

Oliver?

Oh, why do you look like my Uncle Keith?

It's all for my amazing transformation
into the Muddy Mattress.

How about a dress rehearsal?

Whoa.

Ah! Got wet.

He's rapid.

How's it going, pal?

I love Wyoming.

I'm looking for a Mr.

Tomato Head.

A parent's request should go through my
publicist. No comment.

Boy, if I had a nickel.

The name's Tom Spaghetti, owner of the
Tookus Spaghetti Factory.

I just wanted to stop by and see if you
got my e -mail.

Mr. Spaghetti?

Wait, you're real? I mean, of course you
are.

What's up, fam?

Come here, boy. Bring it in. How's it
going?

It's going good. How are you? You good?

Yeah. Yeah.

Good. Okay.

Well, here's the plan, Stan.

I'm looking for a spokesperson for my
spaghetti sauce, so I drove down here in

my reasonably priced four -door sedan to
see if you would like to try out.

I... Wow.

What do I have to do?

Just... Make a vid of you taking this
spaghetti sauce here and then pour it

over your noggin and then spin around
and say, I'm a little spaghetti boy.

I'd love to, Mrs. Spaghetti.

Let me get... I'm a little spaghetti
boy!

Wait!

That's enough, Oliver.

Oh, guys, that's not Oliver.

That's Tom Spaghetti.

But he was about to pour the sauce all
over his head!

Oliver!

And the Kids' Choice Award goes to... We
know what you did.

You lied, bro.

Not cool.

Not cool at all. We're the same.

I just saw how crunk you guys were and I
wanted to be a part of it.

So I bought the followers and the views.

And I paid 40 of my cousins to stand in
line at the meet and greet.

And yes, I bought the ticket so you'd
think our vids worked.

I just wanted to hang out with you guys.

If that's all you wanted, why didn't you
just ask?

Seriously? I did, like, so many times.

He really did.

Well, I guess we could give it one more
go.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Woo -hoo!

Let's go!

Let's go!

To say I'm disappointed would be an
understatement, John.

The test results are in, and I have to
say that... Oh, not again!

This wintry mix makes me want to cry
because we're frozen on the

4th of July.

Frozen on the 4th of July.

Should be swimming, but I'm sledding,
neomai.

Oh yeah, we're frozen.

On the fourth of July.

Everyone out!

On the fourth of July.

Okay, that epic fail was brought to you
by the Tookus Middle School Drama Club

doing a flash mob with their remarkably
sad teacher.

That's me! I used to do real news.

Tickets for their musical are on sale
now.

Easy to get lost in the sauce, but it's
hard work that always pays off.

I knew the flash mob was the way to go
all along.

Turns out it just needed a little sniff
falling on its face.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Viral gold?

Really for the drama.

Drama. Drama.

Drama.

Drama. Drama.

Drama.

Do it for the drama.

Do it

for the drama.