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Opening night for Minnesota the Musical
is only a few weeks away, and no one
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cares. No one.
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We've been working hard to increase
ticket sales.
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Come see Minnesota the Musical!
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A sensation no one's talking about yet!
So far, we've only sold four tickets. If
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we don't step it up, we'll end up
performing for a bunch of empty seats.
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seats can't clap. Trust me, I've tried
to make it happen.
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That's why, in order to help get the
word out, we're going... Bye!
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Attention, class.
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Eyes on me.
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I am speaking.
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Eyes on me.
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Get your pencils ready.
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Everybody set? Whatever.
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For show.
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Let's do this, fam.
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Uh, stupid, what are you doing here? I
heard you're going viral, and my boot is
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reporting for duty. So what are we
doing?
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Bust a challenge?
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Tap in?
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Famous relative check.
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Uh, flash mob, actually.
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But we don't have a part for you.
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Sorry.
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You can go around with us next time.
That's what you said last time. But this
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time we mean it.
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Right? Of course. It was hard enough to
get me to agree to a flash mob. And
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Mr. Snippet? That's like putting my dad
in a video.
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Why wouldn't they want me in their
video? I'm like their dad.
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Their super lit hype dad.
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My toes are the tongue.
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On second thought, my dad is way cooler
than Mr. Sniffet.
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Fine. I guess I'll just have to go viral
on my own then.
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That's the spirit.
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Good luck, Sniffy. All right, I'm going.
I don't need... This
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test will count for half of your final
grade.
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You have 60 minutes to complete the
test. Go, go, go!
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Can I help you, students?
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Hey! No, no, no, no, come on. No, no,
no, no.
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There's snow on the ground.
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Hey, that's not cool. I was just bathing
in my above -the -ground pool.
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There'll be no fireworks to hear.
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Because of frostbite in our ears.
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This witchy mix makes me want to cry.
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Because we're frozen on the 4th of July.
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Gertie, did you get it?
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Got it.
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60 minutes to complete the test.
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Your time begins now.
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You can leave.
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Okay, team, the video is live. Only a
matter of time before the ticket
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sales start rolling in.
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How many so far?
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Zero.
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Well, it's still early.
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How many views on the video?
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Five.
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Nope.
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Oh, but Bench, how many views does yours
say?
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Six. Ooh.
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Almost my lucky number. Bro, my lucky
number is almost six, too.
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Wait,
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we have less views than the people in
here. How can that be?
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I didn't watch it.
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It's probably not going to go viral
because I wasn't in it. Yeah, where were
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you, Oliver?
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Skip had to take rhinos, which was not
ideal.
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Hmm? Uh, pre -tricrusted.
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performing right now as I am training
for a new, more mature role.
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Mattress Farm has approached me with the
role of a lifetime.
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The Marty Mattress.
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Apparently, the usual Marty Mattress
burned the roof of his mouth while
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chicken pot pot.
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So I have been asked to fill the shoes
of a mascot more than thrice my age.
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Now, if you'll please excuse me, I must
seek out proper inspiration.
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Oliver is not the reason it didn't go
viral, Mac. You can't force a viral
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sensation.
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Videos that go viral now are either
pranks or some idiot loser pulling on
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face.
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What's up, John McQueen?
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Y 'all peeped the latest hot bit?
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Thank you.
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At least someone watched it.
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Oh,
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I'm not talking about your little mob
video where you flash everyone.
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No. I'm talking about mine.
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You
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have
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two million views on this? And a
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million followers.
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That's like three billion people, bro.
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It's simple math, really.
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Mr. Sniffit, you went viral?
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Sure, I fell down and a bunch of joggers
laughed at me.
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But that Mr. Sniffit is dead.
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A new Mr. Sniffit reborn.
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Ten fingers, ten toes, one million
followers.
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Bless up.
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Is it just me?
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Oh, is Mr. Sniffet much cooler now? I
have so much respect for you, Mr.
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when before I had none.
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Oh, hold on. We rehearsed our flash mob
for two weeks. All he did was fall.
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Welcome to the internet.
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Up is sound, black is white. Do
something dumb.
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Celebrity overnight.
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Always nice to meet a fan, Bianca.
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Well, I love to chop it up, but I'm off
to buy a tiny poodle.
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Like famous people do.
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Ciao, Bella.
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Oh, and always remember.
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Never forget.
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Oh, and let me know if you want to
collab on a video or something.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Heck yes. Mac, we have to.
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We'll think about it.
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Okie dokie.
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Sniff it out.
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Yonk out, too.
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Wait, where are you going?
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As a proud tourist and opportunist.
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I'll be working with Mr.
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Sniffin for the foreseeable future.
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Sorry about it.
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See?
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Viral gold.
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Pretty tight to have you on my team, B.
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Excited to be here. I've recently
accepted a position as Mr. Sniffin's
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It's a huge opportunity for me.
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Now, if you want to be a successful
influencer, you need a brand.
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From now on, you will be known as Mr.
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Tomato Head.
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I will? Yes.
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And while we're at it, we need to think
bigger.
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Expand to all tomato -based products.
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I'm thinking juice, paste, sauce,
ketchup.
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Absolutely no ketchup.
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Okay? I was bullied by the Heinz
brothers in high school.
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Noted.
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Now to kick off the launch, how about a
meet and greet right here at the school?
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It could be a great way to come soft to
face with your students.
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Gratitude. Just happy to be on this
journey, Bea.
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I feel ya.
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If I'm going to nail the role of Marty
Mattress, I need to become 50 years old
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in two days.
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So I'm doing what actors call a
character study in order to learn the
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ways of the middle -aged adult.
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Great.
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Get that back.
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He's perfect.
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Do I want to do a video with a guy who
got famous for falling down?
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No. Do I want to sell tickets to the
musical?
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More than anything.
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So, it's time to swallow my pride and do
what's best for the club.
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This is the line for Sniff It? I know.
Can you believe we're actually going to
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get to meet and greet Mr. Tomato Head? I
can barely contain myself.
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Move along.
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This is a meet and greet, not a glaring
stare.
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Next!
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Go, go.
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What's up, players? What's your name? My
name's Skip. And I'm Benj. We've been
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huge fans since yesterday.
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And what about you little ladies?
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You Gucci?
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I'm Garty.
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Darcy Marie Jarvis, can I get a picture?
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Anything for my saucy pasta.
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Come on.
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Here.
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All right.
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Thank you so much, Mr. Tomato Head.
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No problem.
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Mr.
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Tomato Head.
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Right. I... Bianca, ask Mackenzie if she
wants to collab on a video.
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Mr. Tomato Head wants to know if I heard
him.
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That's actually what I came here to talk
about.
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She heard you. That's what she came here
to talk about. I heard her.
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Tell Mackenzie to meet me in front of
the auditorium after school.
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Yeah. He said to meet him in front of
the auditorium. After school?
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Oh, you heard him.
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But we have rehearsal after school.
Bianca, my phone's on 5%. Can you fix
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Okay.
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Listen, if you want to run with Tomato
Head, you have to play by his rules.
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Auditorium, outside, 4 p .m.
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Okay, I fixed it because it was actually
upside down. Oh.
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Hey, everybody.
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You guys like Tomato Head?
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Who wants some free tomatoes?
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You've been following me. Me? What?
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No, following... Fine. I have been
following you. So that was you
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out behind the trash cans.
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Yes, and in your attic. But it's only
because I've been preparing for the role
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of a lifetime.
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A middle -aged adult.
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And since you are the most middle -aged
adult I know, I was wondering if you
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could give me a few pointers.
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Middle -aged?
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Yes.
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Flattered that you would feel
comfortable talking to me about this.
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Great. You could start by lowering those
eyebrows.
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Adults look serious all the time.
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Good. Now stick that gut out and
complain about the price of popcorn at
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movies. These popcorn prices are
outrageous. Like you mean it.
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These popcorn prices are outrageous.
Don't waste my time. Have you been in
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movies lately? I could buy a whole
serpent turf dinner for the money I just
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spent on that bag of popcorn. Yeah.
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I'd like to speak to a manager.
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I can work with that.
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Follow me.
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So, it's actually happening.
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We're making a video with our teacher.
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It's a rap that he wrote.
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This is better for him.
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We want to go and see a really fun show.
It's called Minnesota the Musical.
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Then why don't... You buy some tickets.
Hey, let's be a play.
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If you want to find the world's coolest
teach, let's know further. I'm Ryan
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Henry. Tomato Head is our best friend.
Hey. There we go.
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And cut.
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And posted.
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This is huge.
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I'm going to need security.
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Ben, Skip, going to be my bodyguards?
Definitely.
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Sanitize me, D.
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Lousy Gert.
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You're my full -time videographer.
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Okay, cool.
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Oh, phone's blowing up. Gotta take this.
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Hi, Mr. Staghetti.
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It's Mr. Staghetti.
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Talking sauce sponsorship.
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Don't even trip.
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How's Diana?
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Guys, the video already has a
thousand... No, wait, no, wait. Show me,
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Guys, guys, guys. We just got a ticket
order. What? We already sold a ticket?
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Not one ticket. Three.
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Boom! That's the tomato head effect.
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Are you holding up there, pal?
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I'll take a rain check on that. Here's
the plan, Stan.
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Here's the plan, Stan.
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Here's the plan, Stan. Another one. Okie
dokie, otie dokie. Commit!
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Okie dokie, artichokie. Okie dokie,
artichokie. Another one. I can't do
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Again.
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You can do it.
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I'm here with the saucy posse. Are you
guys ready to slurp some sauce?
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Yeah!
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Not
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bad.
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Now, call your friend to see if he got
your email. Why?
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Because that's what adults do.
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Tomato,
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tomato, I got a lot of tomato sauce in
my mouth.
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You have
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a flight at 6 p .m. What time do you
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arrive at the airport?
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Noon at the latest. You bend over to
pick up a newspaper. What must you do
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first? Stretch. What's your favorite
band?
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Fleetwood Mac.
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Aerosmith. Meat Loaf. Oreo Speedwagon.
Foo Fighters. Pearl Jam.
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That's not bad.
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That's not bad at all.
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Sickest idea to turn your classroom into
the sauce factory.
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Now the Saucy Potsy can make videos
together? I'll date every day. One love.
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Yeah. Giving your teachers makeup using
only sauce already has 2 ,000 views? So
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how many tickets have we sold so far?
Ten in the last hour, bringing a grand
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total of 52 tickets.
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Do you realize what this means?
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We're actually going to have an audience
this year. Power of sauce is real.
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Check it out, y 'all. VR headset.
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Oh, if you need me, I'll be...
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tailing in the rainforest.
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OMG, there's tigers!
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Tiny question.
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Since 52 people bought tickets to our
musical, shouldn't we be rehearsing?
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we can rehearse anytime.
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Right now, the sauce takes priority.
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Who knew going viral could be this easy?
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Yeah, who needs a musical when you can
make content?
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So, what video are we making next?
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Sauce Bucket Challenge.
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Don't we take a desk with sauce
challenge? Desk with sauce.
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See, how many tickets did you say we've
sold so far?
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52. Why?
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Because I just found the guy who bought
them all.
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Think again, bird.
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00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,300
What else is in that drawer?
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A receipt from buyfollowersnow .com.
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00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:34,460
You guys, I think Mr. Tomato Head...
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that Mr. Snippet is a fraud.
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00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,200
I knew it all along.
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B .T. Doves, holler at me if my phone
rings. I'm expecting a call from Mr.
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Spaghetti.
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Who's up for giving Mr. Tomato Head a
little taste of his own thought?
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Howdy, I'm Marty Mattress.
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Howdy, I'm Marty Mattress.
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Howdy. I'm Marty.
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How you going, pal?
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00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:26,848
When I think about the child he came to
me as, and now the middle -aged adult
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00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:33,329
he's become... I'm just so
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00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,470
dang proud.
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00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:42,729
Howdy. I'm Marty. Hey, Oliver. I was
just... Oh, sorry, sir. I was just
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00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,190
for... How's it going, pal?
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00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,100
Oliver?
303
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:48,409
Oh, why do you look like my Uncle Keith?
304
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:53,610
It's all for my amazing transformation
into the Muddy Mattress.
305
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,590
How about a dress rehearsal?
306
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:02,660
Whoa.
307
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,790
Ah! Got wet.
308
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,380
He's rapid.
309
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,240
How's it going, pal?
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00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,620
I love Wyoming.
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00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,740
I'm looking for a Mr.
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Tomato Head.
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00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,570
A parent's request should go through my
publicist. No comment.
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00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,080
Boy, if I had a nickel.
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00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:28,040
The name's Tom Spaghetti, owner of the
Tookus Spaghetti Factory.
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00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:33,500
I just wanted to stop by and see if you
got my e -mail.
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00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:34,959
Mr. Spaghetti?
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00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,640
Wait, you're real? I mean, of course you
are.
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00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:40,459
What's up, fam?
320
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,570
Come here, boy. Bring it in. How's it
going?
321
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,500
It's going good. How are you? You good?
322
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:45,579
Yeah. Yeah.
323
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,630
Good. Okay.
324
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,020
Well, here's the plan, Stan.
325
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:56,039
I'm looking for a spokesperson for my
spaghetti sauce, so I drove down here in
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00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:01,620
my reasonably priced four -door sedan to
see if you would like to try out.
327
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,440
I... Wow.
328
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,490
What do I have to do?
329
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:10,599
Just... Make a vid of you taking this
spaghetti sauce here and then pour it
330
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,270
over your noggin and then spin around
and say, I'm a little spaghetti boy.
331
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,740
I'd love to, Mrs. Spaghetti.
332
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:21,540
Let me get... I'm a little spaghetti
boy!
333
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,910
Wait!
334
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,720
That's enough, Oliver.
335
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,560
Oh, guys, that's not Oliver.
336
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,100
That's Tom Spaghetti.
337
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,890
But he was about to pour the sauce all
over his head!
338
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,250
Oliver!
339
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:39,870
And the Kids' Choice Award goes to... We
know what you did.
340
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,640
You lied, bro.
341
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:42,840
Not cool.
342
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,650
Not cool at all. We're the same.
343
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:49,010
I just saw how crunk you guys were and I
wanted to be a part of it.
344
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,170
So I bought the followers and the views.
345
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:56,260
And I paid 40 of my cousins to stand in
line at the meet and greet.
346
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,970
And yes, I bought the ticket so you'd
think our vids worked.
347
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,750
I just wanted to hang out with you guys.
348
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,670
If that's all you wanted, why didn't you
just ask?
349
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:10,610
Seriously? I did, like, so many times.
350
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,410
He really did.
351
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,770
Well, I guess we could give it one more
go.
352
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,500
Yeah?
353
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,480
Yeah.
354
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:22,660
Woo -hoo!
355
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:23,800
Let's go!
356
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,040
Let's go!
357
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:29,810
To say I'm disappointed would be an
understatement, John.
358
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:35,860
The test results are in, and I have to
say that... Oh, not again!
359
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:43,959
This wintry mix makes me want to cry
because we're frozen on the
360
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,040
4th of July.
361
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:52,080
Frozen on the 4th of July.
362
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,400
Should be swimming, but I'm sledding,
neomai.
363
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,340
Oh yeah, we're frozen.
364
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,420
On the fourth of July.
365
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,390
Everyone out!
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00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,980
On the fourth of July.
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00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:18,139
Okay, that epic fail was brought to you
by the Tookus Middle School Drama Club
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00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:21,780
doing a flash mob with their remarkably
sad teacher.
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00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,100
That's me! I used to do real news.
370
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,430
Tickets for their musical are on sale
now.
371
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,340
Easy to get lost in the sauce, but it's
hard work that always pays off.
372
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,620
I knew the flash mob was the way to go
all along.
373
00:21:54,980 --> 00:22:01,060
Turns out it just needed a little sniff
falling on its face.
374
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,420
I couldn't have done it without you.
375
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,170
Viral gold?
376
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,320
Really for the drama.
377
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:17,550
Drama. Drama.
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00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:19,540
Drama.
379
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Drama. Drama.
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00:22:22,701 --> 00:22:24,649
Drama.
381
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Do it for the drama.
382
00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:39,449
Do it
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00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:40,499
for the drama.
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