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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,540 In Tookett's, Minnesota, football is life. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:07,300 In Tookett's Middle School, the football team has it all. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,100 Popularity, power, money. 4 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,880 They're the tradition. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,800 The spirit, the background of our town. 6 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,860 But this isn't the story of the football team. 7 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,660 This is the story of the... Drama Club! 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,920 Drama Club! Does anyone want to join the... Ow. 9 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,420 My bad! 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,820 People always ask me, Mac, what's it like to be in a drama club in a school 11 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:43,020 obsessed with football? 12 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:46,900 And normally I say upsetting and bad. 13 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:49,740 But this year, that's going to change. 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,060 Welcome to the drama club. Ta -da! 15 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,720 Come on, we'll give you a quick tour. So this is where the magic happens. 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,980 Magic? Not actual magic. 17 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:01,209 Theta. Theta! 18 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,290 And this is my best friend, Darcy. 19 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,010 Darcy! 20 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:09,470 Darcy Marie Jarvis, Mac's best friend, slash stage manager, slash soulmate. 21 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,430 I mean, isn't this incredible? 22 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:17,090 Fun fact, this auditorium seats 752 people, and last year's production of 23 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:18,910 sold 16 tickets. 24 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:20,210 13. 25 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,510 Darcy, help me gather the cast for the announcement, please. 26 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:24,890 Aye, aye, Captain. 27 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:26,290 Mac, did you hear? 28 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:30,370 I finally got a line this year. Deborah, how dare you? Uh, that's great, Skip. 29 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,550 Hey, big announcement on the stage, okay? Okay, for sure. 30 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:36,730 What up? I'm Skip, and this year, I have one line in the musical. 31 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:39,090 Deborah, how dare you? 32 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:41,010 Such a thick line. 33 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,710 Minnesota miners, milk a moist moose. 34 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,630 Minnesota miners, milk a moist moose. Over. 35 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,150 Our star. 36 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:52,070 Big announcement in the theater. 37 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:53,268 Thank you, five. 38 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:55,170 No, not five minutes. Now. 39 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,560 Thank you. 40 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,960 Five. 41 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:01,500 Oliver Olivier. 42 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,680 Actor. And not just any actor. 43 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,060 The lead. 44 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Actors. Am I right? 45 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:16,060 Uh, we're gathering on the stage. Bianca, did you not get my text? My 46 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,680 dead. Let's cheer on it right now. 47 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,900 Um, no. 48 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:24,280 I am hands down the most influential person at this school. My followers 49 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 just my fans. 50 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,500 They're my family. 51 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,060 Love you guys! 52 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:29,740 Let's go, people! 53 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:30,999 Woo -hoo! 54 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Announcement time! 55 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:34,460 Okay, Garni, can we stop with the drumming, please? 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,840 Okay. 57 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:45,660 Drama Club, welcome to our first rehearsal for Minnesota the Musical. 58 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:48,980 Curtis, dude, are you sleeping? 59 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,780 Can we get on with this big announcement? 60 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,540 Some of us have lives to livestream. 61 00:02:56,230 --> 00:03:02,730 Drum Club, it is with humble excitement that I, Mac Farth, announce to you that 62 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:06,890 this year's student director is me, Mac Farth. 63 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:10,330 That's my best friend, Mac the Magical Master. 64 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,870 Mac Farth! Mac Farth! 65 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:18,970 I'm so sorry. I was just busy highlighting my hundreds of lines. 66 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:22,590 Did you just say that you were the new student director? 67 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:30,150 She can... do this to me. I am the star, and Mac has always been my co 68 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:36,310 -star. We were Annie and Daddy Warbucks, the Princess and the Pea, the Fiddler 69 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,690 and the Roof. 70 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:39,290 That was my idea. 71 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:44,310 Okay, so if you're gonna be directing, then who's gonna be my co -star? 72 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,550 Hey! 73 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:49,450 What's up, Bianca Squad? The rumors are true. 74 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,990 I'm starring in this year's musical. 75 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:02,950 Oh, God, it gets worse. 76 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:08,270 As most of you know, Principal Shoemaker is no longer with us. Wait, he died? 77 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,090 Wait, what? Amazing! I mean, what? 78 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:11,490 He died! 79 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:14,790 No! No, no, no, no. Let me rephrase. 80 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:20,890 Principal Shoemaker has stepped down, which means... We have a new principal! 81 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:26,630 This is great news! Our old principal hated Drama Club. He was this close to 82 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,770 shutting us down for no reason. Whoa! 83 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:34,620 perform cats with real cats one attacked his face and now he's blind in one eye 84 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:38,260 some 85 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:45,020 people just hate the arts so who's the new principal greg gibbons 86 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:50,540 just google time apparently he's a professional dance coach on waltzing 87 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,060 stars oh my god he's famous 88 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,590 Okay, 89 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:01,950 guys, not to be a buzzfeed, but why would a C -list celebrity ever come to 90 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:02,950 Tookus, Minnesota? 91 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,150 For the corn. 92 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:12,570 According to Jeff Justin Jr., he recently left the show to pursue 93 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:16,930 Guys, do you know what this means? We might actually have a principal who 94 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:21,690 So, as my first act as student director, I've invited Mr. Gibbons to observe 95 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:22,690 rehearsal. 96 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,320 Today. Today? 97 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:29,320 But that's today! I know, but we need to impress the sky. 98 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:33,560 And what better way to impress a famous dancer than with a dance from Minnesota 99 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,720 the Musical. 100 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:40,480 Fenton! I'm Fenton, your incredible dance captain. Pay attention because I'm 101 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,680 only doing this once. 102 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,760 Five, six, seven. 103 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:54,850 is great. Minnesota has lakes. Minnesota has the greatest lakes and all the 104 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:56,030 great lakes. 105 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,170 Are 106 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:09,130 we up to that? 107 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:22,610 Okay. Okay, plan B. 108 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:32,970 Mr. 109 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,130 Sniffit is the drama club supervisor. 110 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:40,590 I'm hoping he can help, but he's going through a bit of a midlife crisis right 111 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:42,990 now because someone called him lame online. 112 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,970 What? He's lame and old. 113 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,630 And lame old people should not be online. 114 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:51,810 Are you seeing this? 115 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:53,570 Yucky. 116 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:05,910 Sorry about that. I was 117 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:10,570 whopping. It's worse than I thought. You know how you're always telling us to 118 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:11,570 break a leg? 119 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:14,430 Well, Benton, he broke two. 120 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:16,650 And I care. 121 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:22,410 Why? Because you're a teacher? Are you seriously being serious right now? 122 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:25,470 People call me a lot of things. Best friend. 123 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:27,610 Clyde. Cool guy. 124 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:28,890 But teacher? 125 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:30,370 That's just rude. 126 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,130 Though, technically, I am a teacher. 127 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:35,170 Jeremy, eyes on your test. 128 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:38,250 Lori, you spelled your name wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Sorry, 129 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,110 wasn't paying attention. 130 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:43,110 Did you say something like the new principal from Waltzing with the Stars 131 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:45,870 coming to watch a rehearsal today and you need a new dance captain? 132 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:47,750 Word for word what we said. 133 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,450 Fine. I'll do it. 134 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,250 That won't be necessary. 135 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,270 You need me. So what are you thinking? 136 00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:55,510 The burndown? The swag bounce? 137 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:56,970 City rock? 138 00:07:57,590 --> 00:08:01,310 On second thought, I think we can figure it out on our own. Wait, don't go. 139 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:03,830 I can teach you how to dougie. Teach you how to dougie. 140 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:05,530 Mac, 141 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:13,810 we need to talk. 142 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,720 Okay. Why are we in the prop closet? 143 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,100 It's my office now. 144 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:22,740 It's the prop closet. 145 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,300 I'm a little preoccupied right now. What can I do for you? Well, you can start 146 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:33,240 by explaining to me why you passed and an influencer to be my co -star. Didn't 147 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,559 you read The Catholic? I never read The Catholic because I am always the lead. 148 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,620 You know that. 149 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:44,640 Amateur. And you're always right beside me and a little bit behind me. 150 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:49,630 You know I've always wanted to direct, and I'm telling you. No, I'm telling 151 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,710 Miss Student Director. 152 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,850 Fix this, or I'm going to have to fix it myself. 153 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:54,250 Yeah, I can take initiative. 154 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:57,790 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you want. Whatever I want? Just handle it. 155 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,450 Dorothy, we're going undercover. 156 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:03,130 I can't do it now. 157 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:32,730 This is a good idea. Those are very real athletes and these are very fake wigs. 158 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:37,770 Darcy, we need a new dance captain and cheerleaders are the next best thing. 159 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:41,490 follow my lead and try to act cool. 160 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,030 Cool. Okay, cool. 161 00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:47,010 Cool. Cool. Hey, ladies. 162 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:48,890 Me again. 163 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:52,370 I'm so sorry we were late. We were busy. 164 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:53,910 Feeding off our siblings. 165 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:56,050 What? 166 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:58,090 Who are you guys? 167 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,370 You don't know? 168 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,650 We're the newest members of the squad. 169 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:08,330 I'm Pompom. And I'm Lucy Mary George II. 170 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,370 Right. 171 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:11,730 Okay. 172 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:16,350 Pompom and Lucy, you guys are real cheerleaders. You shouldn't have a 173 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,350 keeping up. 174 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:18,830 Liza! 175 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,520 Yeah, I'm... 176 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:06,080 I don't like to talk about it because I hate attention, but I am a professional 177 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:11,000 actor. I do all the commercials for Mattress Farm. I'll be darned, it's 178 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,220 Farm, located at the corner of Grape and Main. 179 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,680 Yee -haw! 180 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:21,280 Like I said, professional. 181 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:26,520 And sometimes professionals have to take mattresses into their own hands. 182 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:38,500 Hello? Curtis, it's me, Oliver Olivier, professional actor in Face the Mattress 183 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,260 Farm. Oh, I know who you are. 184 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,320 Too much shorter in person. 185 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:56,220 I have the single most important job in the drama club. Without me, the actors 186 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,460 on stage would be nothing. 187 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,400 Scum with tap shoes. 188 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,520 Trash with stage makeup. 189 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:08,800 I am Curtis Edward Edwards, master lighting designer of the 190 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,519 Drama Club. 191 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,580 State your business. 192 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:18,840 Well, Curtis, you see, I have a problem. A tiny blonde problem 193 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,880 named Bianca, and I need for it to go away. 194 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:25,800 And I heard that you can help. 195 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,180 You heard wrong. 196 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,800 I run the lights. 197 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:36,860 Asking you to do is, you know, maybe accidentally, hypothetically drop, drop, 198 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,940 drop a light on her. No can do. 199 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,220 I'm out of the game. 200 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,680 Curtis, what if I offered you some? 201 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,660 Call you Megan. 202 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,820 Nice to meet you. I'm Mackenzie Farris. 203 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,140 I'm the student director of the... Drama Club! Ew. 204 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,860 Okay, that's fair. 205 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,880 But what if I tell you we're actually pretty cool this year and are looking 206 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,880 a new dance captain? 207 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,040 Would you be in? 208 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,400 No. No! 209 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,000 Oh, you want to play it like that? Hold my wig! 210 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,480 Wait, where's my wig? 211 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,740 This wig? 212 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:39,160 I'm so sorry about that. We were just doing some recruiting for the Drama Club 213 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,160 and we're under... 214 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,299 Newton Johns. 215 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,800 Did you say you're recruiting for the drama club? 216 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,900 I know a guy. 217 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Bench! 218 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,440 How's it going? 219 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,920 Bench Logan, recruited straight out of Jersey to play football here at this 220 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,340 middle school. All my friends call me Bench because I can bench press all my 221 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:07,740 friends. Don't tell anyone, but they actually paid me a lot of money to be 222 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,000 Even got a golf cart and like 50 pairs of shoes. 223 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,140 What? 224 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:18,930 him just a little closer come on don't worry it's not gonna hurt you maybe 225 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:25,910 squad huddle up yo what is this big room huh um mckenzie what is an athlete 226 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:30,990 doing here yeah did you get us a dance captain meet your new captain bench 227 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:37,710 bench logan bench logan bench logan is my best friend 228 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:44,220 or at least he will be once we meet Listen up, lame Manuel Miranda. 229 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:49,960 You will let this vacant stack of muscle join your little club because he forgot 230 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,180 to sign up for what now? 231 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:54,880 An election. An elective. An elective. An elective. An election. 232 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,120 I worry about you. 233 00:14:56,540 --> 00:15:01,400 An elective, which he needs if he wants to continue playing football. 234 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,180 Hey, you cannot just make a football captain our dance captain. You don't 235 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,580 the power. Son, I'm in sports. 236 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:10,410 I have all the power. 237 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:14,790 Right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We are not fighting today. 238 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,150 I have enough problems. 239 00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:18,310 Okay, how about we take ten? 240 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,390 One, two, three. Bench, what are you doing? 241 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:22,670 Oh, you said take ten. 242 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,150 Not that kind of ten. Four, five, six. 243 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:34,750 Our new principal, who just so happens to be a celebrity dancer, will be here 244 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:38,550 an hour, and all I have to show him is a football player named Bench. 245 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:43,840 which is why I have made the difficult decision to retire as student director. 246 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,480 Greg Gibbon, I have failed you. 247 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:52,540 Oh, hey, bro. 248 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,740 How do we met? 249 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,040 I'm Bench. 250 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,680 I mean, I'm Skip. 251 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,220 What's your name? 252 00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,340 I'm Bench. 253 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,140 Welcome to the drama club, Bench. 254 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,520 Word. 255 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,820 Actually, words. 256 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,260 Multiple. I have a line this year. 257 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,100 Deborah, how dare you? 258 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,380 Uh, I'm not Debra. 259 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,039 I'm Ben. 260 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:14,979 No, dude. 261 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,980 That's my line. I was acting. 262 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:23,040 What? Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that there's no lady named 263 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,200 here? Nope. 264 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:29,160 Oh, my God. Dude, you're, like, so talented, bro. I'm over here like, yo, 265 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,280 where's Debra? 266 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,300 Thanks, dude. 267 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,800 I also sing and dance. 268 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,720 Yo, you dance, too? I mean, I dance with my bros all the time. Like this. 269 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:44,770 Okay, here we go. 270 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:50,570 Does this make us brave? 271 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,050 All right, everyone, listen up. 272 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:56,510 Bench, stop spinning. Skip, I have an announcement. 273 00:16:58,210 --> 00:16:59,209 I give up? 274 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,450 Wait, Bench, you can dance? 275 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:05,310 Yeah, no, I'm classically trained. Coach Cobbler made the football team go to 276 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,290 ballet camp to improve our footing on the field. Coach, are you seeing this? 277 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:15,230 Such a valuable experience, bro. 278 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,349 Bench, put Skip down. We have a principal to impress. 279 00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:21,750 I'm actually totally fine with this. 280 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,050 All right, everyone's in their places. How are we feeling? 281 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:29,550 Nervous? Stressed? 282 00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:34,810 Anxious? Sad? No, not really. I just, I can't wait to knock his socks off. I 283 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:38,410 know what you're thinking. What if the new principal hates you? Cancel the 284 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,470 calls you a failure? 285 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,490 I actually wasn't thinking any of those things, but no. 286 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,610 Dirty curtain. 287 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:08,570 No. 288 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:56,870 Chew Oliver. 289 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:32,440 That was not the plan. I paid creepy sunglass boy 40 whole dollars to drop a 290 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,440 light on her face. 291 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:39,300 What? I didn't want to hurt her. I just wanted to scare her a little. Don't be 292 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,300 so dramatic. 293 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:53,400 Uh, Mr. Gibbons, welcome to the... Wait, who are you? 294 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,840 I'm Mr. Gibbons. 295 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280 The new principal. 296 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,480 Wow. 297 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,120 You really let yourself go. 298 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,760 You're not from Waltzing with the Stars. 299 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,640 No, I'm from Wisconsin. 300 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,740 Is that even a state? 301 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,720 I'm realizing now that there's like a million Greg Gibbons in the world. 302 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720 My bad. 303 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,240 Who's in charge here? 304 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:24,420 I guess... 305 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:25,639 I'm in charge. 306 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,280 You? You're like 12. 307 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:31,100 Well, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I was going to cancel the drama club 308 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,440 because, frankly, the arts are dumb. 309 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:38,240 But Bench here saved the day. You guys are lucky he needs an elective and has 310 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,240 perfect form. 311 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,640 Way to go, Bench. 312 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:46,640 If you need anything, don't contact me. I don't care. 313 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,280 Thank you so much. 314 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,740 Don't. 315 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:54,930 You're 12. 316 00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:02,670 Bianca, are you okay? I had no idea the light was loose. Yeah, I'm fine. Yes, 317 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:07,590 Ms. Director, you should be ashamed of yourself. That light almost crushed our 318 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:08,790 star on your watch. 319 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:14,710 Um, Bianca, darling, if you're in any pain, might I recommend a new mattress 320 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,710 from Mattress Farm? 321 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:21,050 Well, I never ever thought I would say this, but let's welcome our new dance 322 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,850 captain, Vince Logan. 323 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,110 Come on, everyone bring it in. Yeah. 324 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:28,890 Drama teams. 325 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,970 Drama teams. Not a team. 326 00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:33,670 Drama squad. 327 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:36,710 Drama squad. Not a squad either. 328 00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:37,990 We're a club. 329 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,570 The drama club. 330 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:41,090 Drama club. 331 00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:42,890 Drama club. 332 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,570 Drama club. 333 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,490 I gotta say, my first day as student director was a win. 334 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,770 Fenton didn't die. 335 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:53,630 I only tried to quit once. And now a football player is in the club. 336 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:57,130 I think everything's going to work out just fine. The winners, baby! 337 00:21:57,890 --> 00:21:59,250 Yeah! Yeah! 338 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,470 Fine. 339 00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:05,130 This is fine. 24323