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In Tookett's, Minnesota, football is
life.
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In Tookett's Middle School, the football
team has it all.
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Popularity, power, money.
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They're the tradition.
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The spirit, the background of our town.
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But this isn't the story of the football
team.
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This is the story of the... Drama Club!
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Drama Club! Does anyone want to join
the... Ow.
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My bad!
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People always ask me, Mac, what's it
like to be in a drama club in a school
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obsessed with football?
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And normally I say upsetting and bad.
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But this year, that's going to change.
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Welcome to the drama club. Ta -da!
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Come on, we'll give you a quick tour. So
this is where the magic happens.
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Magic? Not actual magic.
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Theta. Theta!
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And this is my best friend, Darcy.
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Darcy!
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Darcy Marie Jarvis, Mac's best friend,
slash stage manager, slash soulmate.
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I mean, isn't this incredible?
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Fun fact, this auditorium seats 752
people, and last year's production of
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sold 16 tickets.
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13.
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Darcy, help me gather the cast for the
announcement, please.
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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Mac, did you hear?
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I finally got a line this year. Deborah,
how dare you? Uh, that's great, Skip.
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Hey, big announcement on the stage,
okay? Okay, for sure.
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What up? I'm Skip, and this year, I have
one line in the musical.
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Deborah, how dare you?
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Such a thick line.
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Minnesota miners, milk a moist moose.
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Minnesota miners, milk a moist moose.
Over.
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Our star.
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Big announcement in the theater.
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Thank you, five.
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No, not five minutes. Now.
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Thank you.
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Five.
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Oliver Olivier.
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Actor. And not just any actor.
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The lead.
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Actors. Am I right?
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Uh, we're gathering on the stage.
Bianca, did you not get my text? My
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dead. Let's cheer on it right now.
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Um, no.
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I am hands down the most influential
person at this school. My followers
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just my fans.
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They're my family.
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Love you guys!
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Let's go, people!
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Woo -hoo!
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Announcement time!
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Okay, Garni, can we stop with the
drumming, please?
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Okay.
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Drama Club, welcome to our first
rehearsal for Minnesota the Musical.
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Curtis, dude, are you sleeping?
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Can we get on with this big
announcement?
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Some of us have lives to livestream.
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Drum Club, it is with humble excitement
that I, Mac Farth, announce to you that
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this year's student director is me, Mac
Farth.
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That's my best friend, Mac the Magical
Master.
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Mac Farth! Mac Farth!
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I'm so sorry. I was just busy
highlighting my hundreds of lines.
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Did you just say that you were the new
student director?
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She can... do this to me. I am the star,
and Mac has always been my co
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-star. We were Annie and Daddy Warbucks,
the Princess and the Pea, the Fiddler
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and the Roof.
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That was my idea.
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Okay, so if you're gonna be directing,
then who's gonna be my co -star?
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Hey!
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What's up, Bianca Squad? The rumors are
true.
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I'm starring in this year's musical.
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Oh, God, it gets worse.
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As most of you know, Principal Shoemaker
is no longer with us. Wait, he died?
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Wait, what? Amazing! I mean, what?
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He died!
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No! No, no, no, no. Let me rephrase.
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Principal Shoemaker has stepped down,
which means... We have a new principal!
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This is great news! Our old principal
hated Drama Club. He was this close to
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shutting us down for no reason. Whoa!
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perform cats with real cats one attacked
his face and now he's blind in one eye
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some
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people just hate the arts so who's the
new principal greg gibbons
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just google time apparently he's a
professional dance coach on waltzing
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stars oh my god he's famous
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Okay,
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guys, not to be a buzzfeed, but why
would a C -list celebrity ever come to
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Tookus, Minnesota?
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For the corn.
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According to Jeff Justin Jr., he
recently left the show to pursue
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Guys, do you know what this means? We
might actually have a principal who
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So, as my first act as student director,
I've invited Mr. Gibbons to observe
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rehearsal.
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Today. Today?
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But that's today! I know, but we need to
impress the sky.
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And what better way to impress a famous
dancer than with a dance from Minnesota
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the Musical.
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Fenton! I'm Fenton, your incredible
dance captain. Pay attention because I'm
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only doing this once.
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Five, six, seven.
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is great. Minnesota has lakes. Minnesota
has the greatest lakes and all the
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great lakes.
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Are
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we up to that?
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Okay. Okay, plan B.
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Mr.
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Sniffit is the drama club supervisor.
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I'm hoping he can help, but he's going
through a bit of a midlife crisis right
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now because someone called him lame
online.
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What? He's lame and old.
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And lame old people should not be
online.
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Are you seeing this?
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Yucky.
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Sorry about that. I was
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whopping. It's worse than I thought. You
know how you're always telling us to
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break a leg?
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Well, Benton, he broke two.
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And I care.
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Why? Because you're a teacher? Are you
seriously being serious right now?
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People call me a lot of things. Best
friend.
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Clyde. Cool guy.
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But teacher?
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That's just rude.
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Though, technically, I am a teacher.
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Jeremy, eyes on your test.
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Lori, you spelled your name wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Sorry,
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wasn't paying attention.
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Did you say something like the new
principal from Waltzing with the Stars
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coming to watch a rehearsal today and
you need a new dance captain?
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Word for word what we said.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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That won't be necessary.
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You need me. So what are you thinking?
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The burndown? The swag bounce?
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City rock?
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On second thought, I think we can figure
it out on our own. Wait, don't go.
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I can teach you how to dougie. Teach you
how to dougie.
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Mac,
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we need to talk.
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Okay. Why are we in the prop closet?
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It's my office now.
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It's the prop closet.
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I'm a little preoccupied right now. What
can I do for you? Well, you can start
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by explaining to me why you passed and
an influencer to be my co -star. Didn't
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you read The Catholic? I never read The
Catholic because I am always the lead.
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You know that.
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Amateur. And you're always right beside
me and a little bit behind me.
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You know I've always wanted to direct,
and I'm telling you. No, I'm telling
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Miss Student Director.
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Fix this, or I'm going to have to fix it
myself.
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Yeah, I can take initiative.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you want.
Whatever I want? Just handle it.
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Dorothy, we're going undercover.
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I can't do it now.
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This is a good idea. Those are very real
athletes and these are very fake wigs.
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Darcy, we need a new dance captain and
cheerleaders are the next best thing.
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follow my lead and try to act cool.
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Cool. Okay, cool.
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Cool. Cool. Hey, ladies.
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Me again.
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I'm so sorry we were late. We were busy.
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Feeding off our siblings.
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What?
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Who are you guys?
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You don't know?
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We're the newest members of the squad.
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I'm Pompom. And I'm Lucy Mary George II.
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Right.
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Okay.
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Pompom and Lucy, you guys are real
cheerleaders. You shouldn't have a
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keeping up.
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Liza!
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Yeah, I'm...
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I don't like to talk about it because I
hate attention, but I am a professional
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actor. I do all the commercials for
Mattress Farm. I'll be darned, it's
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Farm, located at the corner of Grape and
Main.
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Yee -haw!
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Like I said, professional.
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And sometimes professionals have to take
mattresses into their own hands.
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Hello? Curtis, it's me, Oliver Olivier,
professional actor in Face the Mattress
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Farm. Oh, I know who you are.
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Too much shorter in person.
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I have the single most important job in
the drama club. Without me, the actors
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on stage would be nothing.
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Scum with tap shoes.
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Trash with stage makeup.
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I am Curtis Edward Edwards, master
lighting designer of the
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Drama Club.
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State your business.
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Well, Curtis, you see, I have a problem.
A tiny blonde problem
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named Bianca, and I need for it to go
away.
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And I heard that you can help.
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You heard wrong.
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I run the lights.
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Asking you to do is, you know, maybe
accidentally, hypothetically drop, drop,
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drop a light on her. No can do.
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I'm out of the game.
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Curtis, what if I offered you some?
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Call you Megan.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Mackenzie Farris.
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I'm the student director of the... Drama
Club! Ew.
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Okay, that's fair.
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But what if I tell you we're actually
pretty cool this year and are looking
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a new dance captain?
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Would you be in?
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No. No!
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Oh, you want to play it like that? Hold
my wig!
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Wait, where's my wig?
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This wig?
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I'm so sorry about that. We were just
doing some recruiting for the Drama Club
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and we're under...
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Newton Johns.
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Did you say you're recruiting for the
drama club?
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I know a guy.
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Bench!
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How's it going?
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Bench Logan, recruited straight out of
Jersey to play football here at this
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middle school. All my friends call me
Bench because I can bench press all my
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friends. Don't tell anyone, but they
actually paid me a lot of money to be
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Even got a golf cart and like 50 pairs
of shoes.
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What?
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him just a little closer come on don't
worry it's not gonna hurt you maybe
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squad huddle up yo what is this big room
huh um mckenzie what is an athlete
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doing here yeah did you get us a dance
captain meet your new captain bench
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bench logan bench logan bench logan is
my best friend
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or at least he will be once we meet
Listen up, lame Manuel Miranda.
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You will let this vacant stack of muscle
join your little club because he forgot
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to sign up for what now?
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An election. An elective. An elective.
An elective. An election.
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I worry about you.
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An elective, which he needs if he wants
to continue playing football.
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Hey, you cannot just make a football
captain our dance captain. You don't
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the power. Son, I'm in sports.
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I have all the power.
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Right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We
are not fighting today.
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I have enough problems.
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Okay, how about we take ten?
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One, two, three. Bench, what are you
doing?
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Oh, you said take ten.
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Not that kind of ten. Four, five, six.
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Our new principal, who just so happens
to be a celebrity dancer, will be here
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an hour, and all I have to show him is a
football player named Bench.
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which is why I have made the difficult
decision to retire as student director.
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Greg Gibbon, I have failed you.
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Oh, hey, bro.
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How do we met?
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I'm Bench.
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I mean, I'm Skip.
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What's your name?
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I'm Bench.
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Welcome to the drama club, Bench.
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Word.
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Actually, words.
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Multiple. I have a line this year.
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Deborah, how dare you?
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Uh, I'm not Debra.
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I'm Ben.
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No, dude.
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That's my line. I was acting.
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What? Wait, wait, wait. So you're
telling me that there's no lady named
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here? Nope.
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Oh, my God. Dude, you're, like, so
talented, bro. I'm over here like, yo,
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where's Debra?
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Thanks, dude.
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I also sing and dance.
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Yo, you dance, too? I mean, I dance with
my bros all the time. Like this.
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Okay, here we go.
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Does this make us brave?
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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Bench, stop spinning. Skip, I have an
announcement.
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I give up?
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Wait, Bench, you can dance?
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Yeah, no, I'm classically trained. Coach
Cobbler made the football team go to
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ballet camp to improve our footing on
the field. Coach, are you seeing this?
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Such a valuable experience, bro.
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Bench, put Skip down. We have a
principal to impress.
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I'm actually totally fine with this.
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All right, everyone's in their places.
How are we feeling?
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Nervous? Stressed?
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Anxious? Sad? No, not really. I just, I
can't wait to knock his socks off. I
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know what you're thinking. What if the
new principal hates you? Cancel the
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calls you a failure?
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I actually wasn't thinking any of those
things, but no.
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Dirty curtain.
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No.
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Chew Oliver.
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That was not the plan. I paid creepy
sunglass boy 40 whole dollars to drop a
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light on her face.
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What? I didn't want to hurt her. I just
wanted to scare her a little. Don't be
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so dramatic.
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Uh, Mr. Gibbons, welcome to the... Wait,
who are you?
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I'm Mr. Gibbons.
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The new principal.
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Wow.
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You really let yourself go.
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You're not from Waltzing with the Stars.
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No, I'm from Wisconsin.
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Is that even a state?
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I'm realizing now that there's like a
million Greg Gibbons in the world.
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My bad.
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Who's in charge here?
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I guess...
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I'm in charge.
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You? You're like 12.
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Well, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I
was going to cancel the drama club
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because, frankly, the arts are dumb.
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But Bench here saved the day. You guys
are lucky he needs an elective and has
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perfect form.
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Way to go, Bench.
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If you need anything, don't contact me.
I don't care.
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Thank you so much.
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Don't.
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You're 12.
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Bianca, are you okay? I had no idea the
light was loose. Yeah, I'm fine. Yes,
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Ms. Director, you should be ashamed of
yourself. That light almost crushed our
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star on your watch.
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Um, Bianca, darling, if you're in any
pain, might I recommend a new mattress
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from Mattress Farm?
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Well, I never ever thought I would say
this, but let's welcome our new dance
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captain, Vince Logan.
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Come on, everyone bring it in. Yeah.
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Drama teams.
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Drama teams. Not a team.
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Drama squad.
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Drama squad. Not a squad either.
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We're a club.
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The drama club.
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Drama club.
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Drama club.
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Drama club.
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I gotta say, my first day as student
director was a win.
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Fenton didn't die.
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I only tried to quit once. And now a
football player is in the club.
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I think everything's going to work out
just fine. The winners, baby!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Fine.
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This is fine.
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