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Yeah, take that big nerd cock.
Take it Jarod.
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Give it to me Griff.
Give it to me Griff.
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Harder!
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- Fuck my brains out.
- I'm about to shoot.
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Yeah! Yeah! I'm coming!
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splatter sounds
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Hey guys.
electricity sounds
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thud
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Wake up, Nico.
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Criminy kiddo,
it was just a bad dream.
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knocking
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I came by to check on
the little lady.
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What happened?
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Where am I?
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By golly, you had a nightmare
and bumped your noggin.
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Remember me, your horny old
pal, Andy.
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And me, horsehung Griff.
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I'm Jarod, 2.0, you couldn’'t forget
these abs, could you?
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metallic clink
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I had a strangest dream...
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Everybody died, except for me.
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And you, you, you were there,
only...
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you all looked slightly different.
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We all dream lots of silly things,
don't we kids?
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And gosh darnit, if some of those
dreams aren't played by actors
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whose agents say silly things like:
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"doing two gay movies in a row
will make people think
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you're actually gay
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giggle
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all laugh
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Imagine that.
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You sustained quite a blow
to the head, son.
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Things may look a little different
from now on,
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but you'll get used to it.
Don't worry.
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Actually, they're a lot cuter
than I remembered.
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I'll be fine.
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What the fuuuuck!
Ha ha!
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You little bitches got your shitpipes
lubed up for Whoreida?
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pop
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Yes, sir!
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Sorry I can't make it this time boys.
But you know what?
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When you're sitting at the beach,
flashing vacancy signs
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over your ass pussies, why don't you
just think of me on poon patrol,
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alright?
Cause I'm gonna be at the Dinah Shore
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Golf Tournament! Yeah.
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Alright, have a great spring
break Muffster!
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What the fuck!
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Speaking of which, don't you boys
have a plane to catch?
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I've got a sheaking suspicion some
fresh wang will do you boys
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a buttload of good!
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Oh mommy, there's no place
like Lauderdale.
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giggles
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J Welcome to our soiree
flaming hot-pink bouquet ;
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J new rainbow milky way
oo Jy LR ITI -1 1 W F- 740
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J another gay, another gay
EL Ll i Ll E VAT K I X A
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J another gay, another gay
EL Ll i Ll E VAT K I X A
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J; chickens will dance with bears
wolves prance and walk on air ;
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J reach out and take me there
come out and play &
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J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine day
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J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine day
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J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine day
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J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine day
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» Another gay, another gay
another gay sunshine day
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So happy we're back together!
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Yeah!
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Gay spring break til our booties ache!
cheers
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Welcome to the
Transamerica Airlines.
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I'm your head stewardess,
Debbie Gottakunt.
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On behalf of flight attendant
Nancy Needatwat,
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we'd like to welcome you aboard.
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If Fort Lauderdale is not in your
travel plans today, it is now.
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Hi hi, I just want to tell you what an
honor it is to have you on my plane -
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IO
giggles
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- Oh Perez, I'm your biggest fan.
- Oh thank you!
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But I do have some terrible news.
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thud
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There's nobody flying the plane!
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Damnit Nancy,
get a hold of yourself!
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Sounds like you boys had quite
the adventure last summer.
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It's gonna be hard to top, huh?
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Well, I have become quite the
power bottom.
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0,
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Sorry, excuse me, excuse me.
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I think we know who the slut
of the group is.
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Which one of you is the leading lady?
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- Nico!
- I accept.
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But our sequel needs to be a whole
new experience, boys.
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To a new adventure!
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To poppers and public sex!
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Cheers!
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So Griff and Jarod, you two are going
to Florida to get laid as well?
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- We're a couple.
- A monogamous couple.
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That's so sweet!
I just want to vomit.
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Tell me something I care about, which
one of you has the bigger dick?
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Shorty's packing heat?
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Come on Griff, whip it out, let's see
that monster cock!
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clears throat
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Oh. Forgive us father,
we are gay.
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Come child, confess your sins.
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I'll be right back!
giggles
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Oh my goodness!
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Oh Father, Hail Mary...
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This is Captain Nodick in the Cockpit.
We're expecting a smooth
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ride this morning.
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rattling
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What's happening?
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all scream
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My nail, where's my nail?
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Oh my God there's snakes on the plane!
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slurping
moaning
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Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee. AHHH!
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BONK!
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birds tweet
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passengers scream
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choir vocalizing
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In the unlikely event
of a water landing,
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I may be used as a
floatation device!
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screaming continues
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Jlalalalalala s
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indistinct conversations
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suitcases clunk
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- SO many men.
- So little lube.
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- Oooh!
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-Ahhh.
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- Ugh.
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squish squish
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gags
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Are we having fun yet?
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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I Tyrell Tyrelle...
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Activities coordinator for the Broward
County Chamber of Commerce.
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It's a pleasure to meet you
LA LAl B
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It says "Tyrell Tyrelle".
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It's French.
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I just want to make sure you
gal knew of all the fabulous
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activities we have here in sunny
Fort Lauderdale.
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Here, have an enchanting brochure.
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Thank you.
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Inside you'll find listings of all our
classic spring break activities
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Like our wet package contest.
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Including self-help seminars
on everything from
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clean and sober pride
to ballsack botox.
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Look, there's Perez!
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Blessed is the fruit of thy womb...
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coughing
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choir vocalizing
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Whoa...
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Who is he?
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Those would be the Jaspers.
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Meet Jasper, and Jasper, and Jasper.
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Holy hard-on!
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Jasper is your textbook flawless
back-stabbing fratbot.
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He is the leader.
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But the other two drones only exist
to serve their Queen.
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I call him Jasper Chan.
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Domo arigato ah hairy asshole.
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He's the eyes and ears
of the main Jasper.
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Girlfriend is all up in
everybody's business.
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He knows we're talking about them!
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Honey, Jasper Chan knows all, k?
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That one's new this year,
I call him Jasper pledge.
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He's in the process of being hazed.
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Heads up boys, here they come.
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We're Jasper.
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Nice to meet you.
We're Cher.
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So, where you boys from?
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San Torum, California.
Born and raised.
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You're on the East Coast now,
this is our turf.
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Take this as a compliment,
Cali kids.
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He must see you as competition.
Vi1 1
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Jasper is last year's champion.
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Champion? Of what?
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"Gays Gone Wild"!
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And now, the star of
"Gays Gone Wild",
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Miss Sandi Cove!
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all cheer
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You boys ready to have a ball?
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Whoops! How bout two of them?
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Ewww.
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Why thank you sugar.
I don't khow
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whether to talk into it or give it a
hoover!
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Welcome to Fort Lauderdale!
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cheers
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What is Spring Break all about?
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Getting laid, Sandi!
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Well, being a classy lady belch
I much prefer the more
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sophisticated term, "cornholing".
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But this contest is all about
who can shuck the most!
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cheers
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Whoever has the most notches in their
bedpost by the end of the week,
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Will win a cornhol-ucopia of
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faaaaabulous prizes!
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That's right, Sandi.
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Including a deluxe
weekend for two
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In Asbury Park, New Jersey!
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0Oo0000!
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This rapidly gentrifying paradise
TR =R =N LTS
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once the gays finally get rid
of the black people.
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But that's not all Tyrell. In addition
to being crowned Miss Gay Gone Wild,
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Our sexual hero will also win...
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A one-week subscription to
manhunt.net!
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Ahhh!
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Unlock your man-cunt
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with Manhunt.
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But Tyrell, you're forgetting our
Grand Prize!
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A brand new whore!
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cheers
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This prime slab of Italian beef is a
versitile horse-hung Gemini, Sandi!
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Certain to make a stimulating addition
to your Asbury adventure.
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Our hunk enjoys cock-and-ball torture
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and haiku.
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Each participant will receive a
headboard game piece, and their own
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individualized fuckstamp.
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It's easy: simply schtup and stamp.
Schtup and stamp!
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Like so.
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And now, ask yoursel, am I man enough
to be Miss Gay Gone Wild?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I thought college was the way to find
tops, but this contest rocks, bitches!
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Hey, weren't we supposed to have
two double beds?
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All they had left was a King, queen.
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On the bright side,
we can always cornhole each other for
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extra fuckstamps!
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- Unhand me, you brute!
- Never!
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- Sorry, are you hurt?
- Yeah, it did hurt...
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Do it again...
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spank
Ooh!
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multiple spankings
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So, are the two lovebirds
going to enter?
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I don't know you guys. Jarod and I
aren't sure.
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Are we, Jarod?
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Awkward!
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I mean, I would be down, but...
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look, I'm the first to admit,
promiscuous sex is hot!
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On paper. We'd all like to have our
cake and eat it too, right?
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But what if it changes things?
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Let's let these boys
define their sexual boundaries.
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In private.
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Oh, look at that.
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Ballsack botox!
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Buh-bye.
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whistle sound
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- A tiki?
- Hey that's neat!
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You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna put this string around my
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neck and wear it for good luck!
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Let me see that.
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latin music plays
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Aah!
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Are you okay?
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He was so hot. And I blew it!
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It's a good thing you were wearing my
lucky tiki.
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You could've poked your eye out.
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I think I'll name you Kiki.
Kiki, the tiki.
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Mmmmm. Ahhh.
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So, what would our rules be?
Like would you let someone fuck you?
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Would you like to watch
someone fuck me?
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laughs
Yeah.
258
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,919
- Yes?
- Absolutely.
259
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,426
Oh! Oh!
260
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,861
Wait, wait...
261
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What about kissing?
262
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:14,505
No... No, your lips
are all mine.
263
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,055
slurp
264
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,814
Whoo!
265
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,900
- What's going on?
- We're entering the contest!
266
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Yeah!
267
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,071
- Are you serious?
- We don't know if it's the rum or the
268
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cum that's making us dumb,
but we are in!
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Let the games begin!
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Woo!
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00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,757
The nerd's packing 8 inches Jasper!
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Maybe 9.
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snaps
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Stiff competition indeed.
275
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,727
Did anyone find the unlucky tiki
I planted?
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buzz
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00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,775
Did anyone find the unlucky tiki
he planted?
278
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,195
"Cher" already accessorized it.
279
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Mark my words, Jaspers...
280
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They're going down!
281
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Heh heh heh!
282
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HA HA HA HA!
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all laugh maniacally
284
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,131
buzz
285
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:46,430
Welcome to "Gay Gone Wild"!
286
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cheers
287
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,398
The contest starts now, baby.
288
00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:01,779
And climaxes our legendary
Saturday night sex party.
289
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,865
cheers
290
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:13,332
Speaking of sloppy sex parties, here's
your hostess, Miss Sandi Cove!
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cheers
292
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,339
splurt
293
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,677
Sandy's mammories are sponsored by
Elbow Grease.
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For a hot release, it's Elbow Grease.
295
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:33,227
So tell me boys,
who's in the game?
296
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,145
cheers
297
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:40,526
Today's winning team will all receive
one bonus fuckstamp!
298
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:45,072
Let's play slip-and-slide
shuffleboard!
299
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,199
Woo hoo hoo!!
300
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,130
thud
301
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,424
Yeah!
302
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,176
thud
303
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,219
Ha ha ha ha!
304
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,182
cheers
305
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,060
boing
splat
306
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,398
Stop!
307
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,650
Stop! STOP!!
308
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,612
What would Jesus think?
309
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,532
You may know me from perezhilton.com,
or as a contestant
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on "Celebrity Rap Superstar,
311
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,454
But now I am rapping
for Christ!
312
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:39,209
Down with Britney, Paris or Lindsay,
up with Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
313
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,670
Heavens to murgatroid!
314
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:46,175
Think about it boys, we homosexuals
will never acheive equality if we
315
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continue to define ourselves as drag
queen-obsessed, sex-crazed perverts!
316
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,267
All sex and pig play
gives gays a bad name!
317
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,729
All sex and pig play
gives gays a bad name!
318
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,736
cheers
319
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:11,408
If we don't dislodge half-breed,
we lose! And that is not acceptable!
320
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,243
- What do we do?
- Yeah, what do we do?
321
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,330
buzzer, low battery
322
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,791
Think of something!
323
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:28,550
In a last minute yet technically legal
subtitution,
324
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:32,054
pinch-hitting for Jasper Chan...
325
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,099
...iS Jasper Bear.
326
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,434
gasps
327
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,857
grunting
328
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,734
My tiki?
329
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,501
glass shattering
330
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,171
We won!
331
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,632
cheers
332
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,679
coughing
333
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:22,354
Now he looks straight out of that
website that I always splurt to.
334
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,399
You mean the website that
Polly and I frequent?
335
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,321
Yes! The world's largest
gay porn portal.
336
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,323
Yummy!
337
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,829
Where's this Latin lover you
keep talking about?
338
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,873
Oh, El Cantante?
339
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,419
Do you think he's a top? I bet he's
a top he looks like a top.
340
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,254
Oh I can sniff them out!
341
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,174
growls
barks
342
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,185
Go talk to him.
343
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,313
- Why me?
- You make better bait.
344
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,942
Sup bud, wanna dance?
345
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:13,906
Sure, go for it.
346
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,211
You okay, peanut?
347
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,296
Yeah.
348
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:34,760
Sometimes Jarod just casts
a really big shadow.
349
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,807
Kiss Polly.
350
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:48,398
I think we got off on the wrong foot.
On behalf of my brother Jaspers,
351
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,692
I'd like to make a peace offering.
352
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,655
inhales
353
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:13,966
inhales
354
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,222
bird tweets
355
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,267
Apology accepted.
356
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,104
Oh. Wow.
357
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:33,068
- What do I do?
- Close your eyes and suck, honey.
358
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,488
inhales
359
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,615
coughs
360
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,535
giggles
361
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,788
Let's dance!
362
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,299
J I love that you don't care
what people think about me
363
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,385
I I love that you don't care
what people think about you
364
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,096
J I could care less
as long as we're together ;
365
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:04,266
J I'm gonna be wrapped around
your finger forever
366
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,144
J I gave him my number
and he called me back ;
367
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,858
J When he calls me right back
You know he comes right over ;
368
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,611
J I'm gonna see him every day
over and over
369
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,363
J I finally have this guy
and he understands me J
370
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,200
J He's soft and he's sweet
like cotton candy 7
371
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:26,580
J Like cotton candy
lofeJd o Iet=111¢ /400
372
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,666
J I met his mother and his brother
And his sister and his father s
373
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,836
J And his aunts and his uncles
And his cousin's best friend J
374
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:35,797
J They're gonna come see me play
at Madison Square Garden ;
375
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,508
J They're gonna lift their glasses
say a toast for me and
376
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,969
J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7
377
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,764
J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7
378
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,600
J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7
379
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,769
J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7
380
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,812
choking
381
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,650
gagging
382
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,617
You're such a dork.
383
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:08,038
Don't worry about it bro.
I am a, how do you say,
384
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:12,251
Ambassador from Planet Dweeb
myself.
385
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,462
Luiz de la cruz, de la caridad, de la
santa fe, del padre nuestro que estas
386
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,005
en los cielo, santifico sea tu nombre.
387
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,008
Luis, for short.
388
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:24,263
- Quite a mouthful.
- You have no idea.
389
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,640
chokes
390
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:30,602
Andy Wilson.
Dork for short.
391
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:36,108
You know, I don't think I've seen this
many gay guys in all of Havana, Cuba.
392
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:42,614
We did have a gay rooster first.
"Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
393
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,367
laughs
394
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,744
What are you drinking there, Andy?
395
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:51,164
"Barrel of Cum.
Rum! Barrel of Rum.
396
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:58,880
- Next round’'s on me.
- Oh my God, super cute!
397
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,967
- Where'd you learn how to do that?
- I used to want to be a magician.
398
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:06,179
Good idea, when I was in
Cuba, I used to want to be a...
399
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,889
How do you say in English?
400
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,851
A ventriloquist.
401
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,646
Oh, my God...
laughs
402
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:21,236
Here's to Andy Wilson,
the magnificent.
403
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,530
glasses clink
404
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:25,699
Salud.
405
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,201
- Come on, let's dance.
- Okay.
406
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,758
s You and me
used to be so shy
407
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,802
J Ididn't dare look you
T 0 4 R
408
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:51,433
J And though we bite
each other's nose
409
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:54,227
J And though we rip
each other's clothes J
410
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,439
buzzing sounds
Ooohoh!
411
00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:03,070
J I'm your body addict
You're my body addict ;
412
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,407
' \\:1x 1
413
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,327
Let's go!
414
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,887
So, what's this?
415
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:33,642
It's my fleshjack, dude. Feels
almost as good as my wet manpussy.
416
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:37,396
Dude, you are so romantic...
417
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,148
- Suck my face, dude.
Y i1 1
418
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,446
slurp
419
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,078
What's wrong, bro?
420
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,790
You'll have to excuse me.
I cut my foot earlier.
421
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:59,584
And... my shoe is filling up with
blood.
422
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:10,971
J Jesus loves us, this we know
though the Bible tells us no ;
423
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:19,438
J Yes, Jesus loves us
Yes, Jesus loves us
424
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:24,359
J As long as we’'re not hoes.
Like you.
425
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:29,990
- You're a good dancer.
- Just trying to keep you in place.
426
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,077
Whoa! Hey.
427
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:37,497
What do you say we back off and start
with a proper date their mister?
428
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,500
Like maybe, right now?
429
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:46,465
I'll see you tomorrow, Andy Wilson.
430
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:49,176
Dork.
431
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,768
Griff?
432
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,607
Ohhh...
433
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,984
slurping sounds
434
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:09,905
0,
435
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,617
- You like that?
- Oh yeah!
436
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,162
Oh! Yeah I do!
437
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,039
Ilikeit. I love it!
438
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:27,005
AR 1A
I want my baby &
439
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:30,634
AR 1A
I want my baby &
440
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:33,845
AR 1A
I want my baby &
441
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,056
I miss you.
442
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,433
text message sound
443
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,569
0,
444
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,613
01,2111, 11
445
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,332
Mmm! Mmm! Oh yeah!
446
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,962
bird tweets
447
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,800
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
448
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:19,224
Ah! Ah! Ah!
MMm!'Mm! Mmm!
449
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,204
gurgling
450
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:54,134
- Okay, who got the Bloody Mary?
- Was a Blood Orange Bellini.
451
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,095
Of course it was, dearie.
452
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:04,936
- We just need to find a weak spot.
- A chink in the armor.
453
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:15,113
So, how was everyone's evening?
454
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,199
Kinda busted.
455
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:23,121
Actually mine was a bit
on the busted side as well.
456
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,664
I am such a whore!
457
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,043
I meet this really hot, innocent,
perfect boy
458
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,462
and end up like a hoe in a hot tub.
459
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,945
How was it?
460
00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,406
Hm. Fine.
461
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,951
Details, Dolores, details!
462
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,038
Griff, where are your glasses?
463
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:10,418
Oh, they... came off...
464
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,297
I figured I'd wear my new
contact lenses.
465
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,426
Did he fuck you that hard?
466
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,806
Jarod, stop. We just blew each other.
467
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,269
What's wrong with you?
It was your idea in the first place...
468
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,481
I never said not to come home.
469
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,900
laughter
470
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:42,200
Let me intterupt this awkward and
uncomfortable silence to recap my
471
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,536
awkward and uncomfortable evening.
472
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,956
So, how was he anyways, whore?
473
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:54,504
Cause to be honest, surfer dude sucks
major ass, dude actually asked me to
474
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,131
tap his cowabunghole.
475
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,258
spits
476
00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:02,804
Speaking of cowabungholes, or
lack thereof, may I ask a question?
477
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,681
Is there a putrid odor coming from me?
478
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,268
We perhaps we should do this then,
apparently we're not ready.
479
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,270
Apparently not!
480
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,815
Or perhaps an unsightly skin disease?
481
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,817
Bye guys.
482
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:19,446
Cause I think I have leprosy.
483
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,868
I hope it's not contagious.
484
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,792
scratching
485
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:36,296
- What is your damage, Heather?
- Jasper.
486
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:37,505
Duh.
487
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,816
I'm so sorry about last night,
I was such a drunken fool.
488
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,570
Apology accepted, Mr.
489
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,833
Definitely not in Cuba anymore!
490
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,794
Yeah, so...
491
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,048
What do you think of all this
hedonistic... hedonism?
492
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,635
- You mean "Gays Gone Wild"?
- Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
493
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,262
splash
494
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,431
Casual sex isn't really my thing.
495
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,600
splash
496
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,896
Did you sign up?
497
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:39,442
Me? No, no, no...
No I'm uh...
498
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,529
I'm more into heavy petting.
499
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:45,490
laughs
500
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:48,159
You're super cute.
501
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,249
splash
502
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,718
Whoa, ah ah ahhhh!
503
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,694
- Griff.
- Jarod.
504
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:29,826
When I went to go fuck that guy,
all I could think about was you.
505
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:34,455
Your thought about me, right?
506
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,624
Yeah...
507
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,751
At first.
508
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,797
But then I guess I just
got lost in it all.
509
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:51,806
I'm not gonna lie Jay, it was nice
knowing someone thinks I'm hot.
510
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,767
- I think you're hot.
- I know you do, but...
511
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,522
It was just sex.
512
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,069
You know you're the one that I love.
513
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:14,787
Maybe we just need to lay out
some ground rules, first.
514
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:18,791
Like, rule #1: we only do
guys together.
515
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,960
Are you sure?
516
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:23,671
Yeah let's give it a shot.
517
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,841
If it gets messy we'll just pull out.
518
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,802
laughs
519
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,516
J Belly buttons
520
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:39,812
J Belly buttons
521
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,775
J Belly buttons
522
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,695
J Belly buttons
523
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:59,958
Hot guy, 12-inch cock, 12 o'clock!
524
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,214
Ooh!
Lindsay Lohan.
525
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:12,679
Is that Britney's vajay-jay? Richard
Simmons is fisting Anderson Cooper!
526
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,809
Yoo-hoo!
527
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,282
Is he flirting with me?
528
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:46,212
Praise Christ Perez, I might finally
get a little cock-a-doodle-doo!
529
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,759
smacks
530
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,761
growls
531
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,221
screams
532
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:58,057
Praise Mary, Mother of God!
533
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:01,310
choir vocalizing
534
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,148
splurt
535
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,233
The Virgin weeps!
536
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,028
Ah! Hah!
537
00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:12,780
The Stigmata!
538
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,991
The Shtmata is more like it.
539
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,660
This is a sign of Jesus!
540
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,663
I am chosen!
541
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,207
I am chosen!
542
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,146
hissing
543
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,628
' \\:1x 1
544
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:12,131
laughter
545
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,682
Aaaaah!
546
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:30,733
Oh oh ohhhh!
547
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:40,326
You know, you have the bluest eyes
I have ever seen.
548
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,746
You mind repeating that in Spanish?
549
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,749
Tienes los 0jos mas azules
que he visto e mi vida.
550
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,725
splurts
551
00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:21,033
You know, I'm getting
really hungry papi.
552
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,119
- Oh yeah?
- Mhmm.
553
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:24,704
What can I get you?
554
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,081
A footlong.
555
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,084
With relish!
556
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,170
laughs
557
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,384
Don't you want to fuck me?
558
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,261
Everyone else is?
559
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:44,432
Andy...
560
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,732
I'm a virgin.
561
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:03,242
I'm gonna go get us some snacks.
562
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:16,297
Throw papi overboard! Get back up
there where you belong!
563
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,423
Dad?
564
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:20,551
Andy, listen to your mommie dearest.
Luis would make
565
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,345
such a good clean husband.
566
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:26,432
Don’'t listen to her.
A man has his needs!
567
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:30,228
Think about what you're
missing out on!
568
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:36,901
Raging gonads! Bulging biceps!
Gay fucking!
569
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:40,738
She wouldn't say such awful things to
you if you weren't in this Cadillac!
570
00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:45,785
But you are, Andy.
You are in this Cadillac.
571
00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,122
car door opens
572
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:54,919
They ran out of hot dogs.
573
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,632
Would you settle for a kiss?
574
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:17,233
I like you.
575
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,653
I like you too.
576
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,672
J Well I'm self-absorbed
and sex-obsessed J
577
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:43,009
J I enjoy the excess
I'm a fun little mess J
578
00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:47,263
J I paid the price for my sacrifice
I lost my jackpot &
579
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:51,892
J To the roll of the dice
Too young and too naive 7
580
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:55,771
s No smoke, no mirrors
Nothing up my sleeve
581
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,482
J I'm well aware
that I've had my share 7
582
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,402
SN T Tl g Lo la =
so you better beware 7
583
00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:05,031
J Well, so what?
It don’t matter
584
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:12,371
J I fucked up yet again
I got lost along the way »
585
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:17,126
J But I'm not done
So don’t be flattered ;
586
00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:20,004
J I’'m not gone
It don’t matter
587
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,798
J And I'm not
I’'m not going away ;&
588
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,885
Wait! We're naked!
589
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:28,971
- There they are officer!
- Code #69.
590
00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:35,644
Jasper.
591
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,238
Here we go ladies.
592
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,955
Oy vey!
593
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,212
horse whinnies
594
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,964
Oy vey!
595
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:29,824
Pop that tuchus!
Pop that tuchus!
596
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:33,494
Rule # 1: We only play together.
597
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:42,545
J There's just one way
to fall in love J
598
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,673
J one say to say
forever more
599
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:51,637
J If you've been promised to be true
your whole life through
600
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:54,515
J Then you're the boy
I've waited for J
601
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:59,520
J If I can share your every kiss J
602
00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:00,604
buzz
603
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:05,901
Rule #12: no overnights.
604
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:12,158
Oh! Oh yeah!
605
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:31,969
Rule #564: No one cuter than me.
606
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,480
dialing phone
607
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:49,111
- Hello?
- Dad, hey it's me.
608
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:50,905
Son, is everything okay down there?
609
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,241
Actually do you have a minute?
I could really use your advice.
610
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,911
Certainly, I was just getting dressed.
Go on...
611
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:01,999
There's this boy I met here in
Ft. Lauderdale. His name's Luis.
612
00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:06,462
He's a great guy.
I really think you'd approve.
613
00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:11,800
The thing is Luis is a virgin,
and I think he wants a boyfriend.
614
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:13,511
Is he uncut?
615
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,056
I haven't seen it yet, Dad.
Why?
616
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,309
No reason, I'm just asking.
617
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,895
- Go on.
- Anyway...
618
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,982
I like Luis a lot,
but I'm torn,
619
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:30,110
the whole purpose of this vacation was
to have fun, right?
620
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:32,154
I mean after all I'm only
20 years old,
621
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,448
I'm not exactly looking to tie the
knot.
622
00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:38,827
The idea of taking someone's
virginity, to be perfectly honest,
623
00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:40,621
it kinda freaks me out.
624
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,290
What do you think I should do?
625
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:48,671
Well, perhaps if I'd had the chance to
sew my wild oats when I was your age,
626
00:50:48,837 --> 00:50:50,381
before I met your mother,
627
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,842
I wouldn't have ended up in my
current predicament.
628
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:57,846
But then again,
I wouldn't have had you.
629
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:03,519
What I'm trying to say is, you have to
decide whether to follow your heart
630
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,020
or your hole.
631
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,275
Actually you know something, as
disturbing as that sounds,
632
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,193
I think you're right.
633
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,280
- Thanks, Dad.
- Anytime, son.
634
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:24,331
- Hi, Dad!
- Hi son!
635
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,292
- Dad?!
- Yes?
636
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,960
' \\:1x 1
637
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:31,005
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know about you,
638
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,506
but I'm following my hole.
639
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,341
splat
Whoops!
640
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,468
Ah. Ah.
641
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,304
I'm really tight.
642
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:39,805
Let me just uh...
643
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:42,266
Put that back in
where it don't belong.
644
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,936
Usually your mother does this.
645
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,440
Jesus!
646
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:55,404
That's one way to break a sweat.
Well, carry on.
647
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,949
Get ready for Daddies Gone Wild!
Woo-hoo!
648
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:02,119
Fort Lauderdale, here I come!
649
00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:32,066
I think you dropped something.
650
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,069
Who are you?
651
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,738
I'm Stan! Stan the Merman.
652
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,408
And I'm Cheryl Tiegs.
653
00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:44,161
Don't believe me? Watch this!
654
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:05,140
"Chicken of the Sea'".
655
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,642
That's me!
656
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,936
What's your name?
657
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:11,689
Nico.
658
00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:14,316
"Fowl of the Earth'".
659
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:18,153
You seem sad, Nico,
What's wrong?
660
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,073
I feel like an alien.
661
00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:26,453
Well, I'm not like
other boys either, you know?
662
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:40,175
Yeah, I can see that.
663
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,223
belch
664
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:52,813
- Hey little boy.
- No wait Stan, don't go!
665
00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:55,774
Who are you talking to?
666
00:53:57,109 --> 00:54:01,572
Stan, Stan the Merman.
667
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:08,537
Oh yeah? Let me introduce you to
Jake the snake.
668
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,002
I'm not that desperate...
669
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:17,671
V=
670
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,632
Ahhh!
671
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,176
blech
672
00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:30,726
Aw, Nico must've dropped little Kiki.
673
00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:35,689
I'll keep her safe.
674
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:58,420
hissing
675
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,476
growling
676
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:17,439
growling
677
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:32,913
J Lice in the house!
There's a red hot party ;
678
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,208
J going on in your public hair 7
679
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:41,338
J There's a red hot party
going on in your pubic hair 7
680
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,342
J Lice in the house!
681
00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:48,345
J Lice in the house!
682
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,809
snoring
683
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,999
loud snoring
684
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:08,634
clears throat
685
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:49,424
Fuck it!
686
00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:08,026
growls
T =E1uD
687
00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:11,947
all scream
688
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:14,908
cries
689
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:22,290
Oww! Owww!
690
00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,011
Is everyone okay?
691
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,139
No.
692
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,808
We're not.
693
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:44,563
Kiki misses my landing strip.
694
00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:47,858
Yeah. And my balls itch.
695
00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:52,362
At least we have the wet package
contest to look forward to.
696
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:56,992
That's right, Jarod.
Each and every contestant will
697
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:01,371
receive a complimentary pair of
Aussiebum underwear.
698
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:06,418
You'll succumb
to Aussiebum.
699
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,546
laughs
700
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,426
I can't cum.
701
00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,471
I promised Luis I'd ride a gondola.
702
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:20,223
If only you could ride his gondola.
703
00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:21,600
Tell me about it.
704
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:27,773
You boys sure seem crabby today.
705
00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:34,821
I bet they're just hungry Jasper.
Here, have some crabcakes!
706
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,698
laughs
707
00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,201
Maybe a crabapple?
708
00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:44,831
Or perhaps some pizza?
709
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,584
buzz
Yes!
710
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:51,004
- Bye, losers...
- Konichiwa, bitches...
711
00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:56,551
As usual, Jasper
has the last word.
712
00:59:58,303 --> 00:59:59,846
Does he?
713
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,436
Does he?
714
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,143
cheering
715
01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,324
Thanks for the kind assistance,
1= IR
716
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:03,076
Woo hoo!
My pleasure boys.
717
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:07,789
I've been trying to get back at those
fuckers for a long long, AHH!
718
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:08,832
What?!
719
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:14,838
Tiki! Tiki is taboo! Bad things
come to those who touch!
720
01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:17,632
AHH!
721
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:20,969
Super soaker, wooo!
722
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,680
Ha ha ha ha ha!
723
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,248
laughter
724
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:32,499
scissors snipping
725
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:38,213
Operation Crabgrass backfired,
Jaspers!
726
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:43,593
But tonight we will unleash
a night of terror!
727
01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:48,181
Like the country of Broward
has never seen!
728
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:55,480
But those boys, sir. Have you ever
faced such formidable opponents?
729
01:02:58,358 --> 01:03:00,652
I think you...
730
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:02,988
Missed a spot!
731
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:05,073
slit
AHH!
732
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:30,181
Where can we go?
733
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,434
Are you sure?
734
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:40,191
But my room is off limits.
735
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,113
Shit, mine too.
736
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,534
Pool shed.
737
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:51,870
laughs
738
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:08,887
The power of God compels you!
The power of God compels you!
739
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:10,972
Who was that?
740
01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:13,933
Perez Hilton.
741
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:16,394
Ha ha, very funny...
742
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:24,778
Andy, Daddy's having a little trouble
charming the trouser snakes.
743
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,946
Is it my outfit?
What do you think,
744
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,823
is it too modest?
Should I kick it up a notch?
745
01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:32,911
Who was that?
746
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,998
My... father.
747
01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:41,795
I should probably go.
748
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,797
No, please, please...
749
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:46,466
I'm getting blue balls!
750
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:49,928
We should wait, Andy.
Til the time is right.
751
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:54,349
Dude! It is spring break.
The time is right now.
752
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:02,315
Fuck me!
753
01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:19,874
I'm so nervous. I can't believe
we're finally doing a three-way.
754
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:23,086
Should I use the silver, or the gold?
755
01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:24,838
The gold...
756
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,340
It brings out your highlights.
757
01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:30,009
And lowlights.
758
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:57,912
Hey, sharky. Ever been fucked
by a puppy?
759
01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:03,334
Scoby-dooby-do me!
760
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,511
knocking
761
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:24,105
So, we're kinda new at this.
762
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:28,651
No worries boys,
I am an excellent instructor.
763
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:34,032
Teach us!
764
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:35,992
Move in.
765
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:37,952
Repeat, move in.
766
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,752
Hola, fresh linens!
767
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:47,170
Excuse us?
768
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:52,675
No worries Papi, Consuelo
seen it all before.
769
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,189
Mhmm.
770
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:11,486
1Y
771
01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:13,988
You wanna play? You wanna play?
You wanna play boy huh?
772
01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:16,199
You wanna play in the bed,
yeah you do.
773
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:20,328
Good boy, good boy,
bad boy...
774
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:31,381
Have you boys ever done
a Love Train?
775
01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:39,055
You lay back, your boyfriend
penetrates you
776
01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,808
while I pound his ass from behind.
777
01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:44,477
Deal!
778
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:50,942
1Y
779
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,407
Pass the elbow grease, please.
780
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,951
- Certainly.
- Thank you.
781
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:12,297
- I'm stuck.
- Me too!
782
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:13,840
Me three!
783
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:19,178
Oh my God!
784
01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:21,723
Oh my God oh my God!
785
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:24,475
I am completely
claustrophobic!
786
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,479
Remain calm, don't panic!
787
01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:31,357
deep breathing
788
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:35,111
Call 911, call the Police,
the Coast Guard...
789
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:36,779
Hell!
790
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:37,488
rip
791
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,616
Ahhh!
792
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:43,328
- You okay?
- He tore my fucking ass off!
793
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:47,206
Stop! You'll pull my rectum
out with this!
794
01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,542
What do we do?
795
01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:56,549
Sorry, sorry.
796
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:03,931
Taxi!
797
01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:20,114
knocks on table
798
01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:23,743
Hi.
My rump is bleeding and I can't remove
799
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:27,538
my index finger
from my boyfriend's anus.
800
01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:33,044
Yeah, well I can’'t get my pocket
rocket out of my pussy, okay?
801
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:41,678
You wanna play? Yes you do,
yves you do wanna play.
802
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:45,181
Come on boy. You wanna
sniff my ass?
803
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:54,399
Oh yeah, you wanna ride daddy,
ride daddy!
804
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,152
Call me Sparky, sharky.
805
01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:00,238
Okay Sparky.
806
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:03,741
Claw me Sparky. Put that big doggie
cock in me!
807
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,745
Oh Luis, Luis!
808
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,083
T
809
01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:13,584
Andy?
810
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:14,585
Dad?
811
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,048
vomiting
812
01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:22,009
vomiting
813
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:24,429
vomiting
814
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,726
vomiting
815
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,648
vomiting
816
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,864
vomiting
817
01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:54,125
vomiting
818
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,864
Andy, I know this might not be the
right time,
819
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:27,533
but you think you could stamp this?
820
01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:31,037
- Dad?
- OK, you're right, I'm sorry.
821
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:37,877
vomiting
822
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:42,673
Stan!
823
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:44,133
Are you out there?
824
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:48,054
I brought you some flowers.
825
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:49,639
Yoo-hoo!
826
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,891
Mister Merman!
827
01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:02,693
- Hey, I missed you.
- I missed you too...
828
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,614
- Can you ever coem out of the water?
- I can.
829
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,325
But only for a few moments.
830
01:12:21,796 --> 01:12:26,384
You're beautiful.
831
01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:34,350
I know. I'd love to fuck you Nico,
but I don't have a cock or a butthole.
832
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:35,601
Yol a2
833
01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:39,146
But you have a mouth...
834
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,649
Sketchy!
835
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:44,485
I didn't mean it like that,
I just meant...
836
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,658
Kiss me?
837
01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:57,623
But if I kissed you, then we could
fall in love and...
838
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,210
since we can never truly be together
839
01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:04,505
it could haunt us.
840
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:06,632
Forever.
841
01:13:07,174 --> 01:13:11,012
I guess we're just
two fish out of water.
842
01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:15,766
Someday, a man with two legs,
843
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:18,811
and a cock and a butthole
844
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:20,229
will come along.
845
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:24,692
and he'll realize how truly
special you are.
846
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:30,072
It's an awful lonely wait.
847
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:56,307
Wherever you see water,
think of me.
848
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,440
splash
849
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:16,118
dialing phone
850
01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:21,749
phone ringing
851
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:32,218
Luis, please... I can explain.
852
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:36,472
I think...
853
01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:40,810
I don't think I can explain
that at all.
854
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:47,525
I want you to know that
as much as a slut as I may be,
855
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:53,030
you were the first guy
I ever actually kissed.
856
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:09,588
I'm sorry about Luis.
857
01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:12,967
I know how much you liked him.
858
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:17,638
I'm sorry you're having such a
rough time too peanut.
859
01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:22,184
Spring break's almost over
and we both struck out.
860
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:33,404
I think that bathhouse is 24/7,
we can still get laid tonight.
861
01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:36,449
Maybe what we both need...
862
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:42,288
Is a nice long dream sequence.
863
01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:45,041
Fine.
864
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:46,417
4 D
865
01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,511
Fuck the pain away, right?
866
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:03,642
Enjoy the bathhouse, Betty!
867
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:16,614
0,
868
01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,703
.\, 1L
869
01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,166
Puck me!
870
01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:31,754
T
871
01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:34,381
T
872
01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:47,061
Oh! Ah!
873
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,830
gurgling
874
01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,753
"Wherever you see water, think of me"
875
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:17,216
Oh my God, it's every guy
I've ever slept with!
876
01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:20,594
This can't be happening!
877
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:22,221
M-
878
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,350
Shit!
879
01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,229
growls
880
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:35,776
screams
881
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:40,114
AAAAHHHII
882
01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:47,413
- Over here!
e NTI
883
01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:48,998
What are you doing here?
884
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:51,876
It's your dream sequence,
come on before it's too late!
885
01:17:57,131 --> 01:17:58,716
banging at door
886
01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:00,259
They just keep coming and coming!
887
01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:03,596
Leave us alone,
we just want to be together!
888
01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:06,390
We're both bottoms!
889
01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:15,858
Hey it worked. I think they're gone!
890
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:18,152
Thank God.
891
01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:22,573
Do it of yeah! Oh yeah!
892
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:28,204
Fisting... fisting...
893
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,456
They're going to fist us!
894
01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:33,042
Fist fuck...
895
01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:45,346
I Drip, drop
drippity drop 7
896
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:48,557
I Drip, drop
drippity drop 7
897
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,434
J A-drip-a-drip-a
e aleo Me g o+ 20N
898
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:52,519
J; Drippity drop
e ols X aos 1 00Y
899
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,355
giggles
900
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:57,566
s Whenever I feel dower
901
01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,569
I I dream and count the hours J
902
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:05,491
J til I dance in golden showers
with you ;
903
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:13,499
; We spent less than an hour,
yet our love will never sour ;
904
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:18,587
J When I dance in the golden showers
with you ;
905
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:26,679
J Whenever nature calls
break down your fears and walls
906
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:31,016
J And let your water fall on me
907
01:19:31,183 --> 01:19:32,393
J Fall on meJ
908
01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:35,854
s So cast aside your sorrows J
909
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,941
J And dream of a yellow rainbows
910
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:43,696
J Relax and let your love go
wee wee J
911
01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:45,447
J wee wee
wee wee J
912
01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:51,412
J So come follow me
where the manatees swim free
913
01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:57,626
J Down under the golden sea -
914
01:19:58,502 --> 01:20:01,338
S Some call our love taboo J
915
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:04,341
J But your words keep
shining through
916
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:09,888
J You said to thine own self
be true J
917
01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:14,476
J Underneath cascading streams
918
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,688
J I remember all my dreams
919
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:23,193
J And now it clearly seems
I'm born again
920
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:30,242
I So come, follow me
where the manatees swim free
921
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:36,582
J Down under the golden sea -
922
01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:46,258
Ahh! Nooo!
923
01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:11,116
Fist him!
Fist fuck!
924
01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:16,455
screams
925
01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:31,929
- NO!
- YES!
926
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:34,640
Are you okay?
927
01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:38,185
Are you okay?
928
01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:39,520
Yeah.
929
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,856
Actually...
930
01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,150
I'm fantastic.
931
01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:47,403
What's that smell?
932
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:54,284
- What's the matter?
- I had the worst nightmare.
933
01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:57,496
What happened to your hand?
934
01:21:57,704 --> 01:21:59,373
What happened to your ass?
935
01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:02,334
Finally we did a three-way.
936
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:05,087
With a rhinosceros??
937
01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:07,923
It almost cost us our lives.
938
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:12,845
I'm starting to think the third part
of our trilogy needs to be we all make
939
01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,680
a pact to swear off casual sex.
940
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,890
That sounds like a hit.
941
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:21,812
You're awfully chipper this morning.
You finally get laid?
942
01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:27,901
I got peed on.
943
01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,780
door opening
944
01:22:32,573 --> 01:22:35,868
I should've killed myself
when he first put it in me.
945
01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:38,328
But he took me.
946
01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:40,122
He took me!
947
01:22:40,747 --> 01:22:44,960
With the stench of filthy roadhouse
penis on his breath!
948
01:22:45,127 --> 01:22:47,880
And I licked it.
949
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:49,756
I licked it!
950
01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:57,264
Awkward.
951
01:22:58,098 --> 01:23:01,477
Here it is:
"Gays Gone Wild!"
952
01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,604
cheers
953
01:23:06,356 --> 01:23:08,942
Sponsored by nakedsword.com
954
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,737
On Naked Sword,
you're never bored!
955
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:21,330
Help me welcome the star of our show,
Miss Sandi Cove!
956
01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:23,749
Holla!
957
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:31,131
And now, the time is here,
disrobe and begin cornholing!
958
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:44,561
Happy orgy, boys.
959
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,950
What am I doing here?
960
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:02,371
Good luck, guys.
961
01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:12,464
Let's get out of here.
962
01:24:33,026 --> 01:24:35,862
I have an announcement
I'dlike to make.
963
01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:40,200
My name is Nico and...
964
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,828
I'm an alien.
965
01:24:47,124 --> 01:24:52,379
My whole life, I've never doubted
myself, not for a single second.
966
01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,800
<.until I came to Fort Lauderdale.
967
01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:02,139
I came to play, like all
the rest of you...
968
01:25:04,016 --> 01:25:09,980
But ended up feeling like a castaway
from the planet Fembot.
969
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:12,816
Butlll
970
01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:17,237
Through discovering the joy
of water sports
971
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,659
I came upon the secret of the universe
972
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:29,666
It's not about who has
the biggest dong.
973
01:25:31,501 --> 01:25:33,378
Or the trendiest clothes.
974
01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:38,050
Or even the most fuckstamps.
975
01:25:41,178 --> 01:25:46,725
It's about remembering the 5 simple
words I've lived by all my life:
976
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:54,650
IamwhatlIam.
977
01:25:57,569 --> 01:25:59,655
IamwhatlIam.
978
01:26:01,990 --> 01:26:03,283
Always.
979
01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:10,499
Calling other occupants:
980
01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:13,085
of interplanetary craft.
981
01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:16,922
Can you hear me?
982
01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:24,346
Over and out.
983
01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:37,192
J So come, follow me J
984
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:42,280
s where the manatees swim free
985
01:26:42,823 --> 01:26:52,749
J down under the golden sea
986
01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,469
We received your analgram girl.
987
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:09,933
Tyrell Tyrelle reporting for duty.
988
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:14,730
We're all very horny, sir.
989
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:20,694
Oh blessed island of misfit boys!
990
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,162
giggles
991
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:34,958
I am so glad we left.
992
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,546
To monogamy.
993
01:27:40,130 --> 01:27:42,007
knocking at door
994
01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:53,643
Andy doesn’'t want to be a slut
anymore, Luis.
995
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,188
No?
996
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:01,485
What does he want to be?
997
01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:05,781
He wants you.
998
01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:18,084
all moaning
999
01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,049
doorbell
1000
01:28:34,267 --> 01:28:35,936
Pizza boy.
1001
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,991
I love you, man!
1002
01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:52,828
Fuck, dude, I love you too!
1003
01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:22,649
Open your hearts,
close your holes!
1004
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:25,110
Open your hearts,
close your holes!
1005
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:27,112
Open your hearts,
close your holes!
1006
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:30,740
I cast out the demon
of promiscuous sex!
1007
01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:35,871
Out! No more sucky-sucky
no more manhunt!
1008
01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:38,081
NO MORE!
1009
01:29:38,290 --> 01:29:42,752
Don't listen to them! Keep fucking!
That's right, lick his
1010
01:29:42,919 --> 01:29:48,675
I heal you! I am God's vessel!
stop forni-
1011
01:29:48,842 --> 01:29:51,344
BONK
1012
01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:55,307
Sorry kid, Dad's got the sphincter
of a 7-year old.
1013
01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:56,349
fart
1014
01:30:02,355 --> 01:30:04,649
Brother Hilton!
We can't get our gay brother to stop
1015
01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,651
copulating.
What do you suggest we do?
1016
01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:10,322
I'd suggest you pull that cork
out of your poop-shoot, pussy boy!
1017
01:30:10,655 --> 01:30:12,449
Perez is back!
1018
01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:15,368
Who's got the lube?
1019
01:30:17,621 --> 01:30:23,793
I'm really glad we're gonna wait.
You know? Until the time is right.
1020
01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:30,759
Who said anything about waiting?
1021
01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:35,472
Don't you wanna just cuddle?
1022
01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:38,141
Sure.
1023
01:30:39,476 --> 01:30:41,770
After you pound my ass!
1024
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,688
Oh, Dios mio!
1025
01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:49,110
- Hey, baby!
- Yuck!
1026
01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:51,696
Aw yeah, you know you want this!
1027
01:31:06,544 --> 01:31:08,004
TN L 4 =
1028
01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:11,383
My ass is new to all this.
1029
01:31:11,883 --> 01:31:13,551
Good, cause, uh...
1030
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,679
Lo BTN 1K &
1031
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:29,901
.\, 1L
1032
01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,278
0,
1033
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,704
Woo! Ah!
1034
01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:48,086
"Anothey Gay Movie"
eat your fucking heart out!
1035
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,629
spanks
1036
01:31:49,796 --> 01:31:51,715
laughs
1037
01:31:53,091 --> 01:31:55,385
And now for our first-runner-up:
1038
01:31:56,636 --> 01:31:58,555
Jasper Pledge!
1039
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:00,682
cheers
1040
01:32:07,856 --> 01:32:13,653
And now, the winner of the
Miss Gay Gone Wild challenge:
1041
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,241
Nico!
1042
01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:20,326
cheers
1043
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,954
.\, 1L
1044
01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:31,379
ding!
1045
01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:38,094
Woo! Yeah!
1046
01:32:41,931 --> 01:32:44,517
Yeah! Oh yeah!
1047
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:51,024
This sucks shit! I demand a recount!
1048
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:56,237
Step aside old girl,
and let the new Jasper through.
1049
01:33:02,535 --> 01:33:07,290
A word of advice sweetie: you've
got something on your upper lip.
1050
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,834
Did I get it?
1051
01:33:11,961 --> 01:33:14,089
A I R e g
1052
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:16,800
buzz
AHHH!
1053
01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:19,719
evil laughter
1054
01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:34,526
Yoo-hoo!
1055
01:33:35,735 --> 01:33:36,820
Stan?
1056
01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:48,164
Whenever you see rhinestones,
think of me.
1057
01:33:53,169 --> 01:33:57,006
So, what did we learned from our
little Floridian adventure?
1058
01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:02,345
I learned that Andy's
a really good top.
1059
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:05,014
And I learned I'm only topping you.
1060
01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:12,939
And we learned that
the pizza boy delivers.
1061
01:34:15,358 --> 01:34:19,195
And I learned that part three
takes place
1062
01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,532
in outer space.
1063
01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:25,368
giggles
1064
01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:28,121
To "Another Gay Movie Strikes Back
1065
01:34:29,038 --> 01:34:31,457
"GAYS IN SPACE"
1066
01:34:31,624 --> 01:34:34,586
N R R R
I can't stop falling »
1067
01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:38,298
N B LTI B e
I mean forever
1068
01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:42,051
J I'm falling in love
it feels like heaven J
1069
01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:45,972
J I'm falling in love
SN R ET Tl B B LR
1070
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:49,350
N R R R
I can't stop falling »
1071
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:53,396
N B LTI B e
I mean forever
1072
01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:57,025
J I'm falling in love
it feels like heaven J
1073
01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,820
J It feels like heaven
like heaven J
1074
01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:02,947
clap clap
1075
01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:07,952
clap clap
1076
01:35:13,499 --> 01:35:14,375
clap clap
1077
01:35:14,542 --> 01:35:16,336
J spring break
there are no rules J
1078
01:35:16,502 --> 01:35:18,129
J gonna do it
by the pool ;
1079
01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:19,923
J get drunk
break of dawn J
1080
01:35:20,089 --> 01:35:21,591
J this is how
eI I
1081
01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:23,092
J rub some lotion
on my back ;
1082
01:35:23,259 --> 01:35:24,928
J massage it down
into my crack
1083
01:35:25,094 --> 01:35:26,512
J the day is young
CEL LT W T
1084
01:35:26,679 --> 01:35:27,972
J spring break is
so much fucking fun ;
1085
01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:31,476
J but let me tell you kids
what my mom told me ;
1086
01:35:31,643 --> 01:35:34,687
; when you love someone
take it slow J
1087
01:35:34,854 --> 01:35:39,692
J don’t let them rape your pussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped »
1088
01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:43,988
J your ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap ;
1089
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,616
J clap clap
gonorrhea J
1090
01:35:46,824 --> 01:35:48,576
; smelly whores
on the shore
1091
01:35:48,743 --> 01:35:50,286
J love to take it
on all fours J
1092
01:35:50,453 --> 01:35:51,955
J dirty sluts
in the club
1093
01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:53,581
J wanna get their
coochies rubbed
1094
01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:55,250
; when you’re back
at Motel 6 J
1095
01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:57,085
J your craving cock
must get its fix J
1096
01:35:57,252 --> 01:35:58,836
J gang bang
squeal and moan 7
1097
01:35:59,003 --> 01:36:00,255
J porno stars
o IT e ETe o T 1 Lo 11 =00
1098
01:36:00,421 --> 01:36:03,508
J but let me tell you kids
what Jesus says... 7
1099
01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,886
; when you love someone
let it show
1100
01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:12,141
J tell him that you’re a trashy ho
if you got a sling ;
1101
01:36:12,308 --> 01:36:16,020
J and that’s your thing
that’s how your priest got the clap 7/
1102
01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:19,023
o Mol lZ
gonnorhea! ;
1103
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:22,443
J gonnorhea, chlamydia, herpes and
scabies .
1104
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:25,405
J I don’t care if you’ve got crabs
VRVEL L ER I EYCRC Ll F 1 I
1105
01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:28,783
J I'll be your dirty doctor, and I'll
nurse you when you’re sick 7
1106
01:36:28,950 --> 01:36:32,328
J And when you’re feeling better
I am gonna milk your dick 7
1107
01:36:32,495 --> 01:36:35,707
J sperminate me
i’ll be the next pregnant man J;
1108
01:36:35,873 --> 01:36:39,168
J you’ll see us on Oprah
and we’ll live happily ever after... »
1109
01:36:39,335 --> 01:36:41,713
J and then she’ll marry us and
give us a free honeymoon to Hawaii 7
1110
01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:44,048
J because she’s Oprah
and that’s what she does J
1111
01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:47,385
J but let me tell you kids
what Oprah says...
1112
01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:50,972
; when you love someone
you will know 2
1113
01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:53,933
J he’ll give your face
that special glow &
1114
01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:57,437
J but when his love grows stale
call up Gayle »
1115
01:36:57,603 --> 01:37:00,982
J cause she doesn’t have the clap
L XAE I
1116
01:37:01,149 --> 01:37:04,444
J gonorrhea
everybody follow along 7
1117
01:37:04,610 --> 01:37:07,613
J let’s go back to the start of
the song, ready mom?
1118
01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:11,159
; when you love someone
take it slow J
1119
01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:16,164
J don’t let them rape your pussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped »
1120
01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:20,001
J you’re ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap ;
1121
01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:23,171
J clap clap
gonorrhea J
1122
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,798
J you got the clap yet?
everybody, sing along! ;
1123
01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:29,510
; when you love someone
take it slow J
1124
01:37:29,677 --> 01:37:34,724
J don’t let them rape your pussy-hole
cause if he’s not wrapped »
1125
01:37:34,891 --> 01:37:38,853
J your ass is trapped
and you’ll end up with the clap ;
1126
01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:41,689
J clap clap
gonorrhea J
1127
01:37:42,065 --> 01:37:44,650
J Last one in's a rotten fag! J
1128
01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:46,361
J Gays Gone Wild! ;
1129
01:37:46,527 --> 01:37:48,654
J; they gonna be freaking
all weekend J
1130
01:37:48,863 --> 01:37:49,739
J Gays Gone Wild ;
1131
01:37:49,906 --> 01:37:53,993
J everybody's stepping out tonight
Gays Gone Wild ;
1132
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:57,121
J top, bottom, or flip-floppin’
Gays Gone Wild ;
1133
01:37:57,288 --> 01:38:00,083
J we gonna get laid
in each and every way 7
1134
01:38:00,249 --> 01:38:02,126
J Gays Gone Wild! ;
1135
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,421
J Now you've been holding back
for quite some time
1136
01:38:05,588 --> 01:38:09,550
J And all that stressing's
messing with your mind »
1137
01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:13,638
;' so fly away with us
to the sun-drenched sand ;
1138
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:16,224
J strip down and hit the beach
ICX-Ke a1
1139
01:38:16,391 --> 01:38:18,518
J and find yourself a man
CLBCELD R
1140
01:38:18,935 --> 01:38:20,311
J Or maybe two! J
1141
01:38:20,686 --> 01:38:22,230
J Cause it's
Gays Gone Wild! ;
1142
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:26,109
J they gonna be freakin' all weekend
Gays Gone Wild! »
1143
01:38:26,275 --> 01:38:30,154
J everybody's stepping out tonight
Gays Gone Wild! »
1144
01:38:30,321 --> 01:38:33,157
J top, bottom, or flip-floppin’
Gays Gone Wild! »
1145
01:38:33,324 --> 01:38:36,786
; We gonna get laid
in each and every way /
1146
01:38:37,203 --> 01:38:40,206
J this is the time
for passing up the chance ;&
1147
01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:44,419
J so turn your gaydar up
and set it for romance!
1148
01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:48,756
J whether it's lifetime love
or just another butt to plug! ;
79670
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