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As if life isn't difficult enough for
the hard of hearing, sometimes the
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subtitles used to assist them will be
completely wrong.
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Here's my cooking show, Cooking with
Matt, new episode coming at 80k
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subscribers. Listen to what I say here.
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It tastes like hot sugar off a sharp
knife.
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That was the name of your first album,
wasn't it?
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That was the name of your first album,
wasn't it? A little gag there. But to
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someone using closed captions, that
becomes, did you guys name your face?
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I'm going to make a batter out of the
Jägermeister. Becomes a batter out of
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yoga monster.
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Becomes music and...
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becomes applause.
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These mistakes aren't just limited to
YouTube videos of plebs in the kitchen,
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either. Subtitles also fuck up on proper
TV.
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Observe. We might be bad at some things,
but we are so good at killing that
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there is supposed to say that we Brits
are good at queuing. Welcome to the year
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of the whores. It's supposed to be the
Chinese year of the horse.
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Anita faces a tough decision as she
heads for Cockermouth.
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So yeah, you can see how these are going
to go. Something that is great at the
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moment is crap.
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And two lovely little boys. Oliver, who
is 11, and Fraser is 10.
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Gentlemen, it's been an honour sewing
with you. Doctor Who referred her for an
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illegal abortion, she says. Spain,
Kuwait, Switzerland, and the United Arab
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Terrorists. It was pitch dark, and not
having his pathetic legs on, I would
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celebrate buying a bone.
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Just a nice bum.
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Firefighters to deal with not just the
fire, but the people in the middle of
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road ejaculating.
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Looks beautiful. Beautiful. And a hat
which we think is from burglary. When I
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feel low. When I feel blue. No way can
this country ever allow Batman to be our
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Prime Minister.
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I did my job.
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With a plum.
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We've been showing nude pictures of
party leaders. Today, the Queen and the
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travelling in this cabbage.
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And I think Dildo terrific job preparing
our young men. Biggest criminal
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masturbation in history.
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Come on kids, behind the table. Find a
place to shit. And be quiet.
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Yep, I'm thinking of vagina.
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Marathon bombing. He is 19 year old.
Zooey Deschanel.
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The inevitable ball bags of salad.
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Tons of it. Six months to go before
extra time.
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Conceded after 13 seconds. But went on
to eat their opponents 3 -1. Once again,
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diarrhea does well. Football.
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He called me melon. If you have a cup of
milkshakes, me.
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There are a couple of milkshakes who'll
come. My wallet is gone.
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Here we go. I realise how good I smell
after being down in there. To stay a
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of respect, so I've my boobs done for
today. Girls, don't give up on that sex
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offender. We need our brollies out, and
it'll turn windy later in the week. And
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heavy breasts on the west side of
Scotland, eastwards, bringing some rain
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the Nazi ghosts.
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And lastly, a special shout -out to the
Swedish political debate, which
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accidentally ran the subtitles from a
children's TV show.
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Greetings, Earth creature.
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I will build the best sandcastle in the
galaxy. The latest invention, the
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fantastic dinosaur train submarine.
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