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JUDGE: Always considering
the best interest, welfare...
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...and well-being of the child.
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Therefore, you may make visitation
to you daughter...
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...every other week
and on Christmas Eve...
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...and on Easter Sunday,
wearing your pretty Easter outfits.
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Your honor, my ex-husband is addicted
to pills and he's a thief!
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Because of his arrest record, l lost
my job as a secretary for the FBl.
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He was the finest high-school
tailback l ever saw.
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Of course he's had his run-ins
with the law, but he's...
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...made his accommodations
with the authorities.
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Being an informer
for the Dade County vice squad...
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...hardly qualifies him
to raise a seven-year-old!
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Neither does being
a mother without a job!
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-But l lost it because of him!
DARRELL: Heh, heh, heh.
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Little lady...
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...my decision is final.
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Next case.
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The big man's here!
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-When does she go on?
-Pretty soon, Jerry.
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-Welcome to Eager Beaver, gentlemen.
ERB: Thank you.
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Keep it close.
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-Keep it very close.
-You got it.
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Last stop, okay?
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-What do you say, congressman?
-Poontang.
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The night is young
and full of promise, my boy.
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ERB:
Great.
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Now look, this has to be
the last one. Now l told--
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Come on!
We got a rehearsal tomorrow.
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PAUL: Melissa thinks l'm in temple.
What if she calls?
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[THE SPENCER DAVlS GROUP'S "GlMME
SOME LOVlN"' PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
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[MEN CHEERlNG]
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[MEN WHlSTLlNG]
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Well, l feel so good
Everybody's getting high
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DJ: We've got the legendary
twin temples from Fort Lauderdale.
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Miss Urbana Sprawl wrapping up
on the great stage.
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[CROWD CHEERlNG]
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And l'm so glad you made it
So glad you made it
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Nice spot, isn't it, Erb?
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lt's very uplifting, sir.
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[MAN WHlSTLlNG]
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WAlTRESS: The usual Evian with lime?
-Please.
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DJ:
From Paris, France...
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...put it together
for the fabulous Monique, Jr.!
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[BlLLY OCEAN'S "GET OUTTA MY DREAMS
GET lNTO MY CAR" PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
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[CROWD CHEERlNG]
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-Hey
-Hey
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-You
-You
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Oh, my God. l love you!
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-Who me?
-Yes, you
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Oh, man.
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That song is killing me!
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Those babies gonna wind up in traction,
you don't play some ballads.
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STRlPPER:
God, it's freezing!
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They could store meat in here.
ln fact, they do store meat in here.
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No, l've been trying all day!
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Are you positive?
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No, thank you.
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URBANA: Can't reach her?
ERlN: Darrell's phone's out of order.
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l just know he's moved with her
again to some new dump.
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God, what a nightmare!
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He drives around with her in that van.
Drinking, taking pills....
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He doesn't even think about
putting a seat belt on her.
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He's a dirtbag!
You hang in there, honey.
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You'll get Angela back.
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That judge will see the light.
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lt's expensive light,
l'll tell you that.
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lt's gonna cost me $1 5,000
for this appeal.
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ls there even a chance
l can make that in six weeks?
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You'll have to dance day and night
and hope some Arab sheik shows up.
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l love you, girls, l do. But l can't
work here when l go back to court.
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"Your honor, l found a new job.
l'm working at the Eager Beaver."
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lt's honest work.
You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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l know that and you know that.
But the judge won't.
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Not him.
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Ugh....
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God, l still get nauseous
before l have to go out there.
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You'll get over it.
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Really? l can't imagine that.
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[MEN CHEERlNG]
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MAN 1 : Yeah!
MAN 2: Yeah! Yeah!
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I'll be the sun, shining on you
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ORLY:
You guys having a good time?
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Here's the lucky guy!
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You've come to the right place.
Monique!
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Look at these hunks!
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We're having a party!
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Get out of my dreams
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Keep an eye on them bachelors.
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Get into my car
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They look like real trouble.
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Get into my car
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Yeah!
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Get out of my dreams
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Get into my car
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-l said, hey
-Hey
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-You
-You
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Get into my car
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[CROWD CHEERlNG]
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lt's time to strap yourselves in
because you are going for a ride!
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ln her eighth week here...
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...put your hands together
and make her feel good.
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For the one, the only Erin Grant!
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How about that!
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-Larry King's at table six.
ERlN: What's he wearing?
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MONlQUE: Tank top and gold chains
ERlN: That's Larry, all right.
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Yo.
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-How do l look?
SHAD: Better than me.
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That ain't easy.
You talk to her?
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Darrell's phone's out of order.
l think he moved again.
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l'd embrace the opportunity
to maim his white ass up.
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That's really thoughtful, but l
don't think it'd help me in court.
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Erin, come on. Chop-chop.
l can't have an empty stage.
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Man, let the chumps wait!
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[ANNlE LENNOX'S "MONEY CAN'T BUY lT"
PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
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[CROWD CHEERlNG]
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Money can't buy it, baby
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Sex can't buy it, baby
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Drugs can't buy it, baby
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You can't buy it, baby
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Going to the head.
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You'll behave?
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l believe in love alone
Yeah, yeah
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Take the power to set you free
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MAN 1 : Yeah!
MAN 2: Whoo! Yeah!
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Throw away the key
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Give up your needs
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[SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]
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Whoa.
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l believe in the power of creation
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l believe in the good vibration
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[MAN WHlSTLlNG]
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An angel appeared.
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An angel of pure delight.
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What we're coming to
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Oh....
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Till we watch those dreams come true
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All the money in the world
Won't buy you peace of mind
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You can have it all
But you still won't be satisfied
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Money can't buy it, baby
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MAN:
Go, Paul!
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Sex can't buy it
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Yeah!
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MAN:
Go, Paul!
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l'm getting married
this weekend to Melissa.
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You love Melissa?
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-Very much.
-Then go home to her.
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ERlN:
Shad!
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Shad!
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l got every kind of thing
That the money can buy
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ORLY: Listen up! The Flesh Farm
is killing us and you know why?
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-They have free buffalo wings.
-Their girls are hookers.
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No, because their girls dance fast.
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And fast means sweat.
And sweat...
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...means drinking!
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[ERlN SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God!
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ERlN:
Shad!
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What was that?
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l got this.
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[CROWD CLAMORlNG]
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MEN:
Whoa!
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Coming through.
Move out of the way.
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Way to go, Davey!
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[LAUGHlNG]
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Everybody, go. Run.
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Back up! Back the hell up!
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-You all right?
-Fine. How about this guy?
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Good thing he was drunk.
You could've gotten hurt.
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DJ: On the main stage,
our lost little pussycat.
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Put your hands together for the one,
the only Miss Sabrina Hepburn!
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Meow!
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[CROWD CHEERlNG]
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[LlGHT CRUST DOUGHBOYS' "PUSSY,
PUSSY, PUSSY" PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
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Meow
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-ls this your cat?
-Yoo-hoo
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-Look at this cat
-Yoo-hoo
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ERB:
l leave you alone for five minutes!
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Will you get in?
Watch your foot, stupid.
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Malcolm's gonna shit a brick.
Thank you.
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DlLBECK:
Did l touch any girls?
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ERB: Not this time,
but you were recognized.
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Okay? Happy?
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-How are you, little angel?
-l'm fine, thank you.
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-Kids just tear me up.
-She's a brave one.
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You'll be in my prayers.
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God bless you, ma'am.
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[DARRELL SNlCKERS]
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DARRELL:
Last stop, little 'un.
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Daddy, you're mean!
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Evers and Jennings.
This is the new model, the X1 2.
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-You're happy?
-Oh, mucho happy.
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-Mucho happy?
-Get in the van.
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Mucho, mucho, mucho!
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Get in. We're in a loading zone.
We don't wanna break the law.
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Daddy, did you tell Mommy
that we moved?
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Of course l did, buttercup.
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Of course l did.
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[WOLF HOWLS]
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How about a wine cooler, Erin?
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l got mango, passion fruit--
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Water would be just fine,
Alberto. Thanks.
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Rita, the reason l stopped by
is Darrell's moved again...
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...and l need his new phone number.
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Yeah? Well, you come
to the wrong place.
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Rita, please. l hardly sleep nights
and then l break out into--
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Look, Erin, l got no idea
where my brother is, okay?
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[CAT SCREECHlNG]
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Shit! They got the cat!
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Wolves got no restraint.
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-Careful, sweetie.
RlTA: Shut up!
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[WOLF GROWLlNG
AND CAT SCREECHlNG]
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She's all caught up with them cubs.
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Some of the guys down
at the nuclear plant...
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...they were asking me
if you'd do, like...
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...private parties.
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l don't think so.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Because l'll bet that
you are a great dancer.
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Alberto, l'll go crazy if
l don't get Darrell's new number.
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l promised Angie l would
call her every day and--
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l hear he moved, Darrell.
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Alberto, where is he?
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You have to ask Rita about that.
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He calls here about twice a week.
Collect.
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Need money, as usual...
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...but he don't speak to me.
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Got no respect for me
even though l am...
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...a professional man.
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You're looking real good.
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Oh, God, l've got such a headache.
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Oh, yeah?
You want some Advil?
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That would be so great.
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Well, now, you sit right here.
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l'm gonna fix up
that mean old headache.
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Alberto, never mind. l've gotta run,
but thanks anyhow.
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Deerfield Beach?
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We had a good day, baby.
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[PHONE RlNGlNG]
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Phone's ringing.
Think it's Mama?
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No, little 'un. l talked to her
and she's too busy to call you.
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[LlNE RlNGlNG]
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Damn him!
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[THUNDER RUMBLlNG]
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[ANNlE LENNOX'S "COLD"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
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Come to me, run to me
Do and be done with me
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Cold, cold, cold
247
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,821
Don't l exist for you?
248
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,157
Nice leg.
Maybe l'll take it home.
249
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,575
l recommend you let go.
250
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,618
Here's 500, baby.
251
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,870
SHAD:
What'd you say?
252
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,039
Cold
253
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:27,628
Everything l possess
Given with tenderness
254
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:32,633
Wrapped in a ribbon of glass
255
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,095
Time, it may take us
256
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:43,811
But God only knows
How l've paid for those things in the past
257
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:52,945
Dying is easy
lt's living that scares me to death
258
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,324
Ooh, yeah
259
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:05,875
l could be so content
Hearing the sound of your breath
260
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,711
Ooh, yeah
261
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,341
Cold is the color of crystal
262
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:20,348
The snowlight that falls
From the heavenly skies
263
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,520
Catch me and let me dive under
264
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:32,318
For l want to swim in the pools
Of your eyes
265
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,699
I want to be with you, baby
266
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:45,623
Oh, slip me inside your heart
267
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,918
What's with Princess Di tonight?
268
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,504
Her husband disappeared
with the kid again.
269
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:56,968
Nothing can tear us apart
270
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:02,348
Come on now, come on now, come on now
271
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:09,272
Telling you that l loved you
Right from the start
272
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:15,528
But the more l want you the less l get
273
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:21,701
Ain't that just the way things are?
274
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,466
l don't suppose you'd
accept this in appreciation.
275
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,135
No need.
276
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,263
Seรฑor Cucaracha
here is gonna make me rich.
277
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,807
Oh, my God!
278
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,434
ls that a roach?
279
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,604
No, it's a fucking shrimp.
Move, you're in my light.
280
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,610
Get some manners, mister!
281
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,114
So this is the new brainstorm, huh?
282
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:04,619
The Wall Street Journal says
this is the hottest-selling yogurt.
283
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,037
l'll bring this in...
284
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,998
...say my hair fell out
from the shock. Boom.
285
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,875
They pay off bigtime.
286
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,169
Lawyer thinks it's a genius idea.
287
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,255
Your lawyer has an office
over a video store.
288
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,509
Call me a dreamer.
l don't wanna be a bouncer forever.
289
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:25,014
-Erin! Note from Jerry!
WOMEN: Ooh.
290
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,099
What does it say?
291
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,896
"Dearest Erin: l can help you
get your daughter back.
292
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,024
l ask nothing in return
but a kind smile."
293
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,318
-Yeah, right!
-He's a weirdo.
294
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,279
You guys!
He is totally harmless.
295
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,656
Come on!
296
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,326
"Also, could you add
Kenny G to your routine?
297
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,536
Anything from his Christmas album."
298
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,038
That's sweet.
299
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,165
We could do a Christmas show here!
300
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,835
Seriously, it couldn't hurt
to talk to him, right?
301
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,339
ARlEL: Only talking, no touching.
ORLY: Ladies! Attention!
302
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,342
-Major announcement.
ARlEL: Major asshole.
303
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,802
l heard that.
304
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,347
On Monday, l'm installing a ring.
305
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,432
-Oh, no.
-Mud wrestling?
306
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,018
No, no, no. This is something
that's really happening.
307
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,229
lt's contemporary. lt's now.
308
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,731
And it's creamed-corn wrestling.
309
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,233
-Corn?
-Corn wrestling?
310
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,985
SABRlNA:
That's disgusting!
311
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,946
l'm not putting these in corn.
No way!
312
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,073
What? No, it's terrific!
313
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,158
ln lsrael, we did falafel wrestling.
314
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,287
All the girls broke out
in hives everywhere.
315
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,955
And l mean, everywhere!
316
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,541
Well, falafel, sure.
This is corn!
317
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,586
-What is this, a mutiny?
ERlN: l don't think so.
318
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,340
ERlN: No chance that l'm gonna roll
around naked in creamed corn...
319
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,136
...with drunken yahoos trying
to stick niblets up my hoo-hah.
320
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,055
Not naked. Topless.
321
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,558
Health Department won't go for naked.
322
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,934
Not with food products.
323
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,270
l always liked the Health Department.
324
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,730
So you'll think about it?
325
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,565
-Not for one second.
-Erin!
326
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,860
Please!
You're getting a big following here.
327
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,571
Even with that shit music,
the guys love you.
328
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:08,409
You go into the corn, you set
a great example to the other girls.
329
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,370
No.
330
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:13,998
l got it!
331
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,625
How about pasta wrestling?
332
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:17,960
Now that's classy.
333
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,630
Linguine, rigatoni?
Just nothing with meat or fish.
334
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,384
Orly, if l wanted to wrestle...
335
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,679
...l would've joined
the World Wrestling Federation.
336
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,060
-And speaking of real class?
-What's the problem?
337
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:38,481
We hate these.
They degrade women and beavers.
338
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,401
l'll take it under advisement.
But just the coasters and the napkins.
339
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,071
Not the sign.
That's a landmark!
340
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,533
URBANA:
Good night, darling.
341
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,628
For you, Miss Grant.
342
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,965
They're beautiful, Jerry.
Thank you.
343
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,258
You can call me Erin--
344
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,844
l can't.
l worship you too much.
345
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,055
ERlN:
Believe me...
346
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,516
...l'm no one to be worshiped.
347
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,643
l'm just trying to make a living.
348
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,269
l worship your essence.
349
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,773
lf you were a nurse or a teacher,
l'd feel the same.
350
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,191
You receive my note?
351
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:26,779
l did and, you know, l was wondering
what you had in mind.
352
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,990
l believe l can help you
get your daughter back.
353
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,868
l believe l can
get to Judge Fingerhut.
354
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:36,539
-How?
-Through...
355
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,668
...a certain congressman who
l'm certain will listen to me...
356
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,254
...because l know some things.
357
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,924
Things? Really?
358
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,636
Well, you know what, Jerry?
You're really a terrific guy...
359
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:53,681
...and so supportive of me
ever since l started here.
360
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,433
Maybe you shouldn't--
361
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,935
Just give me a week.
362
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,564
Good night, my precious.
363
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,618
Melissa thinks l was in synagogue
the night this happened.
364
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,537
What do l tell her?
365
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,458
You left synagogue and a gang
of skinheads jumped you in the parking lot.
366
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,586
ln the meantime, we'll develop these,
we'll see what we have.
367
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,131
l see mucho damages. These strip
joints are insured up the ass.
368
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,633
My neck really feels better,
Uncle Al.
369
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,343
Oh, yeah?
370
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,013
How's it feel now?
371
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,223
[SCREAMlNG]
372
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,809
[CHUCKLES]
373
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,481
Call Little Caesars.
374
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,108
Order me a health pizza.
Get some for yourself.
375
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,027
No, thank you, sir.
l'm dieting.
376
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,696
l'll just grab a yogurt
out of the fridge.
377
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,437
This is a major disaster!
378
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,649
Major. Unbelievable.
Without doubt...
379
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,362
...the most asinine piece
of human behavior.
380
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,740
lt's never gonna
happen again, Malcolm.
381
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,617
l've got it under control.
382
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:38,661
You see...
383
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,039
...l just love naked women.
lt's a character flaw.
384
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,332
God's testing me--
385
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,627
Oh, will you shut up!
You idiot.
386
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,589
You can't talk to me like that.
l'm a U.S. congressman.
387
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:54,468
l can't? You go psycho in a titty bar
six weeks before the election.
388
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,055
What should l call you?
Winston fucking Churchill?
389
00:25:58,431 --> 00:25:59,515
lt was all l could do to keep...
390
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:03,602
...Willie Rojo from strangling you
with his bare hands.
391
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,187
Everybody has a bad night.
392
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:09,108
lf you're under pressure like we are,
under the public eye--
393
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,653
Who recognized me?
394
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,947
His name...
395
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:17,241
...is Jerry Killian.
396
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,786
And he's waiting outside.
397
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,871
Now?
398
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:27,042
Now. We gotta move on this
before we get eaten alive.
399
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,335
Move on what?
400
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,422
lf this is a shakedown,
get Willie to pay them like always.
401
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,884
-Why drag me into it--
-Because it's not about money.
402
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,262
-lt's not?
-No.
403
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:43,142
He wants you to persuade
Judge Fingerhut...
404
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,271
...to reverse a child custody case
for some stripper.
405
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,315
DlLBECK:
Who he's porking?
406
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,651
lt's disgraceful to have
a man like me deal with--
407
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,778
He's not porking her.
408
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,241
Well, then, why does he care?
409
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,660
Because he's nuts!
410
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,163
That's why he's dangerous.
411
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,792
lf he was porking her, at least
l could deal with him man to man...
412
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,711
...but this is fruitcake love.
413
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:18,761
l mean, Fingerhut's a democrat.
He won't listen to me.
414
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,764
You can't say that
to this little creep, Davey.
415
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,183
You gotta string him along.
416
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,060
Bullshit him.
417
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,480
Use the old...
418
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,523
...Dilbeck charm.
419
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,197
What if he doesn't go for it?
420
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,867
Then we have a serious problem.
421
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,374
MALCOLM:
Mr. Killian!
422
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,252
Come in and meet
Congressman Dilbeck.
423
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,259
l'll bet that's Jerry Killian.
424
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,554
GARClA:
Lucy!
425
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,308
Come here.
426
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,853
Come on.
427
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,773
DONNA:
How perfect is this?
428
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,735
You know, l was just thinking...
429
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:21,115
...is this really on
the same planet as Miami?
430
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,616
[DONNA CHUCKLES]
431
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,745
l can read.
432
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,915
Where's Andy?
433
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:32,918
He's been fishing since 8.
434
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,670
ANDY:
Dad!
435
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,547
Dad!
436
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:38,799
There's a floater!
437
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,191
ANDY:
He's still got his glasses on.
438
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,444
GARClA:
Yeah.
439
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,738
Go tell Mom to call the police.
440
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,866
-You're the police.
-l'm the Miami police.
441
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,076
We just need the local law here.
442
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,828
Go on.
443
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,961
Man.
444
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,632
Of all the lakes...
445
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,260
...in all the counties...
446
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,928
...in all the world...
447
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,265
...you gotta float up in mine.
448
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:31,727
You son of a bitch.
449
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:34,772
ANGELA:
Mama!
450
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,483
Hey, come here!
451
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,735
l've been trying to reach you, baby.
452
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:42,571
Heard you stole my sister's mail!
453
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:44,740
That's a federal offense.
454
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,659
Wait for Mommy.
l'm gonna go talk to Daddy.
455
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,458
Why do you keep moving?
How will she make any friends?
456
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,084
Aren't we the child psych--
457
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,463
ERlN: lt has nothing to do with child
psychology, you moron!
458
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:01,256
Where's she going to school?
459
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:05,177
Opa-locka? Deerfield Beach?
Have you even thought about it?
460
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,138
Yeah, l thought about it plenty.
461
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,310
Hey, you only got two hours!
462
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,396
That's what the judge ruled,
right there, from that bench!
463
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,609
l'll be right behind you just in case
you're thinking about snatching her!
464
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,529
ANGELA:
Mommy, does "snatch" mean "kidnap"?
465
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:27,032
-How did you get so smart?
-Heh, heh, heh.
466
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,425
ls Free Willy back yet?
467
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,554
Still out.
468
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:54,142
People are pigs.
Sit on movies like they own them.
469
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,603
Freak.
470
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,064
[DRlLL WHlRRlNG]
471
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,071
lt's Shad. Open up.
472
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,407
lt wasn't me. lt was a temp.
473
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,284
Where's Perry Mason?
474
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:14,621
Our good friend, Mr. Shad!
Come on in, we have lots to discuss.
475
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,707
No shit.
476
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:22,838
lf l buzz twice, you say my mother's
on the line. She has chest pains.
477
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,591
ERlN: What do you mean
he's a wheelchair salesman?
478
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,051
ANGELA:
There's one nice thing about hospitals.
479
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:32,222
A lot of kids in chairs are
really sick, and l wave at them...
480
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,808
...and they smile
just like on Jerry Lewis.
481
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,645
-And do you do this every day?
-On Fridays l stay with Aunt Rita.
482
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,064
That's a wholesome environment.
483
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,816
ANGELA:
She has real wolves.
484
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,569
l don't want you
touching those animals.
485
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,113
They're not like dogs.
486
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:49,740
[CAR HORN HONKlNG]
487
00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:01,585
Time.
488
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,796
l love you more than
anything in the world.
489
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,382
-You know that in your heart.
-Mm-hm.
490
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,842
-Mommy?
-What, baby?
491
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,386
Do you know those dolls you got me?
492
00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,556
Daddy says he can't
find them anywhere.
493
00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:17,893
We'll get you new ones.
494
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,146
-l love you.
-Bye, baby. l love you.
495
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,648
Hey, let's go!
496
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:28,278
All right, you go on.
l'll bring your stuff.
497
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,078
DARRELL: Hey, baby!
Did you have a good day?
498
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,497
-Mm-hm.
-Good.
499
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,754
She told me about your new profession.
Really admirable.
500
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:47,214
At least l ain't naked.
501
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,715
"At least l ain't naked"?
502
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,051
You get caught using
that child in a felony...
503
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:54,972
-...and Family Services will put her--
-No way l'd get caught.
504
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,768
Got me one of them doctor's
jackets and a stethoscope.
505
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,855
Look like one of them dudes on ER.
506
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,566
Darrell, would you think
for once in your life?
507
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:07,776
Hey!
508
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:13,323
l don't need no stripper
telling me how to behave.
509
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,909
l'll see you in two weeks.
510
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,333
-You ready?
-Mm-hm.
511
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,730
ALAN:
You know where that was taken?
512
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,690
Your mama's birthday party.
513
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:51,361
Heh, heh. The Eager Beaver. Last
Wednesday. Can you identify those people?
514
00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:54,239
Yeah, this old fool. Erin.
515
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:55,741
Erin's the stripper?
516
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,826
What'd you say?
517
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,828
Erin's the stripper.
518
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:02,789
-Dancer, fat-ass.
-Dancer. She's a dancer!
519
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,833
All right, look.
520
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:09,463
The young man who was
so savagely beaten...
521
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,132
...is my client, Paul Guber.
522
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,676
No shit. Too bad for him.
523
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:16,762
l don't think so.
524
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,639
The third person in that photo
is none other than...
525
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:22,476
...David L. Dilbeck.
526
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,479
So what?
527
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,815
Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad?
528
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,611
Do l look like l follow politics?
529
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,197
David Dilbeck
is the United States congressman...
530
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:38,366
...from the fifth district.
He's up for reelection in six weeks.
531
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,745
You gonna put the squeeze on him.
532
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:45,040
Nice.
What that gotta do with me?
533
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,001
l'll give you 1 0 percent of the squeeze.
534
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:57,302
ls this conceivably
as big as the yogurt deal?
535
00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:01,014
"As big"? Heh.
536
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:05,811
Congressman Dilbeck is chairman
of the subcommittee on sugar, okay?
537
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,438
The Rojo family cannot
allow him to lose.
538
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:13,401
Because their price supports are worth
hundreds of millions of dollars.
539
00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,403
And quite frankly, Mr. Shad...
540
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,282
...this is the opportunity
of a lifetime.
541
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,452
Good.
542
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,788
Just keep Erin out of it.
543
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,123
l'll do my best.
544
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,209
She's out. Erin is out.
Erin who?
545
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,089
[SOUL SURVlVOR'S "EXPRESSWAY TO
YOUR HEART" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
546
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,298
[MAN WHlSTLES]
547
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,008
Whoo-hoo!
548
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:40,428
They're all the time
Getting in front of me
549
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:41,972
Charming spot.
550
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,932
Look. Steven Spielberg's house.
551
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:48,270
l wish he'd come in here.
l'm sure he would have big hots for me.
552
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,188
You'd turn his whole life around.
553
00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:54,776
Steven Spielberg's shower. Can you
imagine me and him in that shower?
554
00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:58,697
-Oh, that cute little beard!
-Yours or his?
555
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:04,870
Hey, Jerry, it's Erin Grant.
What a long beep.
556
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,038
STRlPPER:
Someone's waiting for you.
557
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,999
Maybe you're out of town....
558
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,170
l'm just calling to see about
that legal matter we discussed.
559
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,631
lf you get a chance,
just give me a call at the club.
560
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,508
Thanks, bye.
561
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,762
-Michael Jordan's at table eight!
-Great.
562
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,349
Say hello to
the fantastic Monique, Jr.!
563
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:29,227
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
564
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,189
[BOOKER T AND THE MG'S "GREEN
ONlONS" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
565
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,902
ORLY:
Lieutenant Garcia with homicide.
566
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,737
What's he want with Erin?
567
00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:40,739
Got no idea.
568
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,782
All l need is scandal.
569
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,252
What do you know about Prozac?
570
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,298
lt makes you happy.
There's side effects.
571
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,634
Like what?
572
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,636
Limp noodle.
573
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,179
Who cares?
574
00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:07,933
l haven't had a hard-on
since l started running this place.
575
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:11,478
Closest l got was Sea World.
576
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,397
Porpoise got me hot.
577
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,777
What the fuck
you telling me that for?
578
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:25,033
l'm going next door.
See what Ling's up to.
579
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,498
-Drowned?
-Yeah.
580
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,625
ERlN:
Oh, my God.
581
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:36,920
He had pictures of you
all over his apartment.
582
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,716
He was a really big fan.
He used to bring me flowers--
583
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:45,053
He was just a fan?
There was no touching?
584
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,014
This has been a real pleasure.
585
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,100
l dance, so l must turn tricks?
586
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:53,979
Nice way to open a conversation.
"l understand you're a hooker?"
587
00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:56,439
You don't work in a library here.
588
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,818
l'm trying to figure out
the man's life.
589
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,736
He was a customer.
590
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:04,781
That's all l know about his life.
Except that it's over.
591
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:07,784
Okay. l apologize.
592
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:11,246
Sincerely. Look, l'm real--
l'm nowhere on this.
593
00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:13,915
l could use some--
Please give me a minute?
594
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:17,627
Please?
595
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,634
-So where did this happen?
-Lake Okeechobee.
596
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:29,848
lt's where l made the serious
mistake of taking my vacation.
597
00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:35,603
Your family? Nice.
598
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:42,402
lt's not the kind of place
you'd expect to encounter a homicide.
599
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:45,530
-Homicide? You said he drowned.
-No, we did an autopsy.
600
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:49,784
The water in his lungs,
they come up clean.
601
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,704
-There was tap water in his lungs?
-Exactly.
602
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:56,624
Somebody killed him, like in a bathtub,
then dumped the body in a lake.
603
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,460
Do you read mysteries?
604
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:02,797
Up till three months ago,
l worked at the FBl in Miami.
605
00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:07,886
A secretary. Until l got fired
for having a defective husband.
606
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,560
l'm in a pretty bad custody fight.
Jerry was trying to help me.
607
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:17,687
From the shores of the Dead Sea...
608
00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:20,190
...a decorated nurse
in the lsraeli army...
609
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:25,070
...say shalom to
the fabulous Ariel Sharon!
610
00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,072
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
611
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,324
[LALADlN'S "LOVE CHlLD"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
612
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,328
Ah
613
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:35,872
[SlGHS]
614
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,377
Could we go outside?
l could really use some air.
615
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:06,778
[SMOKEY ROBlNSON'S "YOU'VE REALLY
GOT A HOLD ON ME" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]
616
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,863
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
617
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:12,992
I don't like you
618
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,537
But l love you
619
00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:21,668
Seems that l'm always thinking of you
620
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:26,339
Oh, oh, oh, you treat me badly
621
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,633
I love you madly
622
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,260
Oh!
623
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,637
You really got a hold on me
624
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,098
Really got a hold on me
625
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,350
You really got a hold on me
626
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:41,688
Oh, Mr. Orly!
What a wonderful surprise.
627
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,315
Nice to be in quality club, eh?
628
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,860
Yeah, if you like freak shows.
629
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,987
Ling! Ling!
Get over here!
630
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,405
Move it!
631
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,031
Excuse me. l'm sorry.
632
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,159
But that's Mr. Chris Rojo...
633
00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:56,327
...of the sugar Rojos.
634
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,747
Typical of the kind
of rich big shots we get here.
635
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,709
My love is strong now
636
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,920
You really got a hold on me
637
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,965
Really got a hold on me
638
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,051
You really got a hold on me
639
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,804
Really got a hold on me
640
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,056
Baby
641
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:21,102
ls this the place
where l met my angel?
642
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,063
l don't know which angel
you're referring to.
643
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,232
[ALL CHEERlNG]
644
00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,403
GARClA: A congressman?
-A congressman.
645
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,363
You mean a U.S. congressman?
646
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,741
Well, he wasn't specific who it was.
647
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,367
l told him it was bananas...
648
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,662
...and maybe it was better
that he stayed out of it.
649
00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,249
On Wednesday, there was an incident,
a guy with a bottle--
650
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:48,004
Oh, he was a total whack job.
Drunk out of his mind.
651
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:51,341
Can you remember,
was Mr. Killian here?
652
00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:53,927
No, not offhand, but maybe.
653
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,805
Think about that and let me know.
Here's all my numbers.
654
00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,476
Once again, l apologize.
l mean, for any aspersions.
655
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,607
You wanna make it up to me?
656
00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:10,652
-l beg your pardon?
-l need a favor.
657
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,112
You've got friends on the vice squad?
658
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,906
They're not my bosom buddies.
659
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,866
My ex-husband's an informant.
660
00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,369
lt's why this idiot judge
gave him custody.
661
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,579
-Are you joking?
-l wish.
662
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:26,000
But l was thinking,
if vice dumped him as an informer...
663
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,836
...when my appeal
came up in six weeks...
664
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:32,131
...l could then say
my ex-husband is unfit.
665
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,969
-He's such a criminal--
-Wait a minute. He's a criminal?
666
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,304
Your ex? He's a criminal?
667
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:43,101
He steals wheelchairs.
Thank you very much.
668
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,064
All right, let me see what l can do.
669
00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:51,985
-Good night.
-You know, not having her around...
670
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,654
...it's like my heart is missing.
671
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,031
l'm sure.
672
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,951
Let me see what l can do.
673
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,913
Good night.
674
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:21,681
How much you pay them?
675
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,892
l think they're up to $30 a day.
676
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,520
Subtract room and board,
booze and smokes.
677
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:31,482
You know, who knows?
Maybe they pay us! Ha, ha, ha!
678
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,736
-Hell of a business.
-lt's the best!
679
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,904
We gotta protect it,
my friend, right?
680
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:41,451
Son, l've been protecting
your family for 20 years.
681
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,453
You're the greatest, man!
682
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,331
l'm saying, until the election,
no more girls, huh?
683
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,833
Bring your wife down here
for a weekend.
684
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:52,337
What's her name? Alice?
Mary Pat. Mary Pat.
685
00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:57,216
Chris, l met an angel.
686
00:43:57,468 --> 00:44:01,179
-l mean, she's a dancer.
-Oh.
687
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,726
She's so pure and clean.
Not like the rest of these whores.
688
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,436
-lf l could be with her--
-What?
689
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:09,729
You'd be a good boy?
690
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,107
l'd be perfect. l'd be perfect.
l swear l would.
691
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,151
l would stop going to clubs.
692
00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:17,111
l would stop drinking.
693
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,822
l would just lead
a regular life, you know?
694
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:23,785
With my wife and a steady mistress.
695
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,663
And l would have a decent life.
696
00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:29,832
So let's do it!
Where'd you see her?
697
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,085
[GRUNTlNG]
698
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,090
My brain has just turned to shit.
699
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,509
That's why you're in Congress!
700
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,636
[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
701
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,973
You're probably right.
702
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,476
[ANNlE LENNOX'S "LlTTLE BlRD"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
703
00:44:54,942 --> 00:45:01,155
l look up to the little bird
704
00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:07,620
That glides across the sky
705
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:16,462
He sings the clearest melody
706
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:23,428
It makes me want to cry
707
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:31,102
lt makes me want to sit right down
And cry, cry, cry
708
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,187
Yeah
709
00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:39,527
I walk along the city streets
710
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:45,116
So dark with rage and fear
711
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:47,076
[ERlN HUMMlNG AND SlNGlNG
ALONG TO SONG]
712
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:54,959
And l
l wish that l could be that bird
713
00:45:55,127 --> 00:46:01,674
And fly away from here
714
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:10,433
l wish l had the wings
To fly away from here
715
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:14,520
But my, my, l feel so low
716
00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:18,399
My, my, where do l go?
717
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:22,278
My, my, what do l know?
718
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:26,365
My, my, we reap what we sow
719
00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:29,452
They always said that you knew best
720
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:34,081
But this little bird's fallen out
Of that nest now
721
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:38,044
l've got a feeling
That it might have been blessed
722
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:42,340
So I've just got to put these wings to test
723
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,594
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
724
00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:50,306
[MUSlC TURNS DOWN]
725
00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:56,437
Who is it?
726
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,357
lt's Lieutenant Garcia.
ls it a bad time now?
727
00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,984
No, just a second.
l was rehearsing.
728
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,742
Morning.
729
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,745
Morning. l was nearby.
l probably should've call--
730
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:15,206
No, no, it's fine.
Please come on in.
731
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,708
GARClA:
Thank you.
732
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,921
ERlN: Can l get you some coffee
or English muffin?
733
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:24,006
No, no, thanks.
734
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,884
You know, l was thinking...
735
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,720
...and if l had to guess,
l would say...
736
00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:34,058
...that Jerry was probably there
because he was there most nights.
737
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,018
So do you know anything new?
738
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,813
Actually, l have some good news...
739
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:41,482
...and l have some mediocre news.
740
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:45,403
The good news is Darrell
lost his informant status.
741
00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:47,321
Yes!
742
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,531
GARClA:
9:00 this morning.
743
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:52,451
Vice thought his information
was bogus anyway.
744
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,622
This is great! Now in six weeks,
l can go to the judge--
745
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,208
That's the mediocre part.
746
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:03,337
Judge Fingerhut had a heart attack
early this morning...
747
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,423
...at a porno theater on Ocean.
748
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,134
-Don't tell me that!
-He was DOA...
749
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,261
...at Don Shula Hospital.
750
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:15,057
Anyway, l called around,
and the earliest....
751
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:18,060
lt'll be six months
before your appeal's heard.
752
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,437
The system is all backed up.
753
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:23,107
l can't allow her to stay
with him for another six months!
754
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:26,110
There's nothing you can do
from a legal standpoint.
755
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,195
Absolutely nothing.
756
00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,992
l understand.
757
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,953
ls today Friday?
758
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,663
Yeah, it's Friday.
759
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,665
l gotta run now.
760
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:43,127
[BAND PLAYlNG UPBEAT MELODY]
761
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:47,381
[WOMAN SlNGlNG
lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]
762
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,449
-How are you?
-All right.
763
00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:30,132
WOMAN:
You're wonderful, Mr. Dilbeck!
764
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:35,388
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Phil, how you doing?
765
00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:38,599
Shalom, darling. Shalom to you.
766
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,019
Manischewitz!
767
00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:46,732
Congressman. Alan Mordecai.
768
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,151
-Alan, how you been?
-Fine, sir.
769
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:52,488
Congressman, l brought
a little souvenir for you.
770
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:56,450
Obviously, the ramifications of that,
if it were to become public--
771
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,578
-ls this me?
-Yes, l'm afraid so.
772
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,707
lf this became public,
it would be devastating...
773
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,668
-...and l'd like to avoid that.
-lt's her.
774
00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:09,547
lt's my angel.
775
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,926
Heel! Slow down!
Heel, will you? Heel!
776
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,922
Are you going to your house, Mama?
777
00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:53,883
No, we're going to our house.
778
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,177
For the whole day?
779
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,345
Even better.
780
00:50:58,847 --> 00:50:59,847
Really?
781
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,516
Really.
782
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,031
You snatched me, didn't you?
783
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,912
l guess l did.
784
00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:24,455
You sure did.
785
00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:38,594
Come on, pumpkin.
Zippity-doo-dah.
786
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,690
l didn't know she had a child.
787
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,442
Of course you--
788
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:56,362
She's divorced, but the husband
has custody. Remember?
789
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:59,031
DlLBECK:
She's carrying numerous bags.
790
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:04,870
That doesn't look like just
a visitation, does it, Erb?
791
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,163
l'll look into it.
792
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:08,874
Check custody status
of Ms. Erin Grant.
793
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,794
God, give me strength.
794
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,297
What an extraordinary creature.
795
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,468
How perfect in every detail.
796
00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:23,055
Davey, you promised you'd behave
until after the election.
797
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:26,308
You don't understand.
This is love.
798
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:27,810
Please.
799
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,146
l won't campaign...
800
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:32,606
...until l can possess...
801
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,442
...her actual velvet self.
802
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:39,530
ln the meantime, l want you
to bring me something.
803
00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:41,949
Something of hers.
804
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,492
Something...
805
00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:45,703
...personal to tide me over.
806
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,080
How personal?
807
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,792
lntensely personal.
808
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:04,555
Am l a good help?
809
00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:09,059
Honey, you are the best
laundry assistant l've ever had.
810
00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,066
All right, let's hit the road, Jack.
811
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,359
Who's Jack?
812
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:20,321
lt's just an expression.
Come on.
813
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,218
This is some picture.
814
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,763
lt's fatal.
815
00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:30,599
l don't accede to blackmail.
816
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,518
Willie, l agree with you
in principle...
817
00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:35,521
...but this gets out,
we're in a bigtime shitstorm.
818
00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:38,524
Pop, pay the guy off.
819
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,111
You got a cancer,
you talk nice to it?
820
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:46,156
-No. You cut it out.
MALCOLM: Willie.
821
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,076
We can't operate like
we're in the funeral business.
822
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:53,289
l'd rather buy cops than
pay blackmail. Understood?
823
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,001
l just think we should
consider other options.
824
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:58,794
Understood?
825
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,008
Yes.
826
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,729
What else?
827
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:18,314
A connected matter.
828
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,734
Davey wants to nail this stripper,
and l'd like to use the boat.
829
00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:24,653
That way, we can control
the situation.
830
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:27,906
-She's the girl from the picture?
-That's correct.
831
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:31,118
-What does she know?
-Well, we gotta find out.
832
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:35,080
The good news is she got custody
of her child illegally, so she's vulnerable.
833
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,583
Vulnerable isn't good enough.
834
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,711
l say let Davey have his fun.
Then lose her.
835
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,923
Willie, Willie.
836
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:48,635
First, let's determine
whether she can hurt us or not.
837
00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,263
l'm sure she's just
another dumb whore.
838
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:54,391
For her sake, l hope so.
839
00:55:57,270 --> 00:56:00,439
MONlQUE:
Phooey! l go back three.
840
00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,944
-This is complicated.
-lt's easy.
841
00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:09,281
All right, is it your turn?
842
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,534
URBANA: Uh-uh. You stay here with us,
sweetie. Mama's orders.
843
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:14,912
ORLY:
Everybody, listen up.
844
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:18,332
This is Lorelei.
845
00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:21,377
Formerly of the Flesh Farm.
846
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:25,547
She and her snake, Monty Python,
have signed an exclusive...
847
00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:26,840
...contract with us.
848
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:28,592
You've got a snake?
849
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:31,804
-Monty.
-And she starts tomorrow.
850
00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:34,556
So why don't we make
her feel at home...
851
00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:38,185
...and give her a real
Eager Beaver welcome!
852
00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:39,812
Welcome, darling.
853
00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,481
l'm Ariel, Miss Gaza Strip.
854
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,108
l'm Tiffany Glass.
855
00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,320
-How big is your snake?
-lt's big.
856
00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:50,781
ARlEL:
So what brings you here?
857
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:53,951
Just what we needed, another blonde!
858
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,828
ORLY:
What the hell is that?
859
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:58,205
lt just came from Ling's.
860
00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:00,999
Monty sleeps with the fishes.
861
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:04,378
Lorelei has no idea, right?
862
00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:06,422
No, it just got here.
863
00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,133
lt's fresh.
864
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,635
Go rustle up a new snake.
865
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:15,097
Where? The A&P? Who the fuck
carries pythons at 1 0:00 at night?
866
00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:18,642
There's an all-night
snake farm on Route 27.
867
00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,644
Ask for Jungle Juan.
868
00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:23,063
And get rid of that.
869
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,816
God, l hate this business.
870
00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:27,484
You know why?
871
00:57:27,735 --> 00:57:29,778
lt's lost its humanity.
872
00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:33,699
DJ: Say hello to a gorgeous creature...
-Bring change.
873
00:57:33,908 --> 00:57:36,535
...the unbelievable Erin Grant!
874
00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:39,705
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
875
00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:43,041
[ANNlE LENNOX'S "LlTTLE BlRD"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
876
00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:52,885
l look up to the little bird
877
00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:59,308
That glides across the sky
878
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:08,567
He sings the clearest melody
879
00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:15,073
It makes me want to cry
880
00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:22,789
lt makes me want to sit right down
And cry, cry, cry
881
00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:24,082
Yeah
882
00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:31,924
I walk along the city streets
883
00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,593
MAN:
All right!
884
00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:36,803
Yeah!
885
00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:46,813
And l
l wish that l could be that bird
886
00:58:46,981 --> 00:58:53,695
And fly away from here
887
00:58:54,739 --> 00:59:02,120
l wish l had the wings to fly away from here
Yeah
888
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:06,500
But my, my, l feel so low
889
00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:10,379
My, my, where do l go?
890
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:14,091
My, my, what do l know?
891
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:18,220
My, my, we reap what we sow
892
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,390
They always said that you knew best
893
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:25,852
But this little bird's fallen
Out of that nest now
894
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:29,106
l've got a feeling
That it might have been blessed
895
00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:35,612
So I've just got to put these wings to test
896
00:59:46,165 --> 00:59:48,500
SPEAKER:
Because he believes in the family...
897
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:52,045
...in the values that made us
a God-fearing people.
898
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:55,674
Because he's long been
a friend of this organization.
899
01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:08,270
Get him out of there.
Preferably with his clothes on.
900
01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:16,528
David-- Oh, my God!
901
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,114
Tell me l'm dreaming. Please.
902
01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:23,493
No, no, no!
l cannot believe this!
903
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,454
No, no, no! Davey, no!
904
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,581
ls this lint fresh?
905
01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:30,042
-Hot out of the Maytag.
-Oh.
906
01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:31,752
[SNlFFS]
907
01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:34,338
You just can't imagine!
908
01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:38,383
This is the very essence
of that glorious creature.
909
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:42,429
l gotta say, even for you,
Davey, this is off the charts!
910
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:44,014
Why are you shiny?
911
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:46,808
lt's Vaseline.
912
01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:51,063
lt's Vas--
Great. lt's Vaseline.
913
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,940
You've never covered yourself
with Vaseline?
914
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:55,984
Not unless l have third-degree burns.
915
01:00:57,779 --> 01:01:01,114
You don't know what you're missing.
l've got it all over.
916
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:06,036
lt's down in my boots. l can feel
it squishing in between my toes.
917
01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:10,916
All right, okay. Davey,
the Young Christians are waiting so....
918
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:14,586
-When will l see her?
-lt's in the works.
919
01:01:14,879 --> 01:01:16,546
-When?
-lt's in the works!
920
01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:19,591
Clean yourself up!
921
01:01:20,301 --> 01:01:24,513
l did not go into politics to pimp
for a twisted old fuck like you!
922
01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,598
l've had it, Davey.
923
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:29,935
l quit.
924
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,481
You are such a child.
925
01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,943
CROWD [CHANTlNG]:
Davey! Davey! Davey!
926
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:42,656
SlNGERS [OVER SPEAKERS]:
Onward, Christian soldiers
927
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:47,035
Marching as to war
928
01:01:47,286 --> 01:01:51,331
With the cross of Jesus
929
01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:55,252
Going on before
930
01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:59,256
Christ, the royal Master
931
01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:03,301
Leads against the foe
932
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:06,805
Forward into battle
933
01:02:07,014 --> 01:02:10,851
See his banners go
934
01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:16,064
Onward, Christian soldiers
935
01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:19,234
Marching as to war
936
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,362
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
937
01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:27,826
You are too kind.
You are too kind.
938
01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:36,042
What a privilege for me to be here
for you good people tonight...
939
01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:38,920
...and to talk about an issue
that is so critical...
940
01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:43,008
...to this campaign and
to all of the American people.
941
01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,844
l'm talking about the issue...
942
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,555
...of family values.
943
01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:08,742
LORELEl: Where's Monty?
He isn't here yet.
944
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:11,453
He's on his way.
Relax.
945
01:03:13,414 --> 01:03:15,207
ERlN:
Do me a favor and watch Angela?
946
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,959
l'm gonna get my car,
it's pouring out.
947
01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,420
-Yeah, sure, gorgeous.
-Thanks.
948
01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:25,383
ERlN:
Where have you been all night?
949
01:03:25,593 --> 01:03:29,846
Doing my Christmas shopping early.
Martha Stewart recommends it.
950
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:35,477
lf that's not a snake,
then it's an amazing belt.
951
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:40,065
l gotta find a new line of work.
This shit is getting out of hand.
952
01:03:40,274 --> 01:03:42,734
Let me put this down
and walk you to your car.
953
01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:45,070
l'm fine.
l'll see you tomorrow.
954
01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:04,631
-Evening, everybody.
-Shit!
955
01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:08,176
-Where's my little 'un?
-Where you can't get her.
956
01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:12,389
ls that ever the wrong answer.
Bring her to me now!
957
01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:15,475
l am not bringing her to you
in this lifetime.
958
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:19,479
l'll go to that judge and tell him
my whore of a wife abducted--
959
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,148
Guess what, Darrell?
The judge is dead.
960
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,317
So you'll just have to kill me.
961
01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:27,404
-Go on!
-Think l'm afraid to?
962
01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:30,115
Think l don't have the manliness
to take your life?
963
01:04:30,324 --> 01:04:32,450
l think you are all man.
964
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:37,414
That death row-lethal injection thing?
That's not gonna scare you.
965
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,834
They'd never execute a daddy.
966
01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:42,544
Drop the knife.
967
01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:44,129
You got till three. One.
968
01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:46,298
Suck my dick.
969
01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,550
Whip the little fella out. Two.
970
01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:51,303
This here is a domestic squabble.
971
01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:55,140
Ah!
972
01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:56,683
Three.
973
01:04:58,144 --> 01:04:59,352
You broke my arm!
974
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:01,062
SHAD:
You sure?
975
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:07,652
[DARRELL GRUNTlNG]
976
01:05:08,487 --> 01:05:10,655
DARRELL: Bitch!
ERlN: Bully!
977
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:15,327
DARRELL:
Argh! Argh!
978
01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:18,997
l'm gonna get you!
979
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,337
-Are you okay?
-Just had a tiff with my ex.
980
01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:29,674
l know what that's like.
Did you see? Monty finally got here.
981
01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:31,343
That's great, Lorelei.
982
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:34,721
Hey, baby. Say hi to Erin.
983
01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:36,514
-Cute.
RECEPTlONlST: Homicide.
984
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,016
Lieutenant Garcia.
985
01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,187
DARRELL:
She's a kidnapper!
986
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,022
OFFlCER:
Watch your head there.
987
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:48,360
GARClA: The fact is he threatened,
and he did not attempt.
988
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,863
What if he kills me?
Can l press charges then?
989
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,532
The law is the law.
l'll screw around here.
990
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:59,037
lf you like, l'll lose your paperwork.
He makes bail, she's his.
991
01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:04,709
l should split and
take her to New England.
992
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,003
Understand this.
993
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:10,757
lf you split without formal custody,
you'll lose her forever.
994
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:14,135
l've dealt with Family Services.
They are pencil pushers.
995
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:17,138
-This is by the book.
-l'm dealing with a maniac.
996
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,933
l understand.
l repeat, you can't take off.
997
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,435
You cannot.
998
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:26,398
You might have a bigger problem.
999
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,818
-l can't have a bigger problem!
-Look at this.
1000
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:33,905
Any of these clowns the one
who might have assaulted Mr. Guber?
1001
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:45,417
This clown.
1002
01:06:46,752 --> 01:06:49,671
-You're positive?
-Absolutely.
1003
01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:54,092
Who is he? He looks
like that guy on F Troop.
1004
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,095
That's Congressman Dilbeck.
1005
01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,431
This nut is a congressman?
1006
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,767
You haven't heard from him?
From any of his staff?
1007
01:07:03,477 --> 01:07:04,561
No.
1008
01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,813
Wait.
1009
01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:10,358
This is who
Jerry was talking about.
1010
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:13,611
Are you saying l am in danger
from a congressman?
1011
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:14,863
No.
1012
01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:19,951
Let me know if you hear
from him though.
1013
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,787
l think that's in both our interests.
1014
01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,790
How did l get so popular?
1015
01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:32,130
ERlN [SlNGlNG]: Hush, little baby
Don't you cry
1016
01:07:32,339 --> 01:07:37,469
Mama's gonna buy you a something
1017
01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:40,138
ANGELA:
Pumpkin pie.
1018
01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,640
ERlN:
Oh, you're awake.
1019
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,477
-Can Mommy put you down?
-No.
1020
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,312
ERlN:
Fair enough.
1021
01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:09,334
ANGELA:
Mommy.
1022
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,711
ERlN: Brush your teeth.
-l'm too tired.
1023
01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:14,839
Okay, don't brush your teeth.
Go on to bed.
1024
01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:22,931
"Mr. Dilbeck requests the pleasure
of your company for a private dance.
1025
01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:27,018
You'll receive $2,000 cash
for a one-hour set.
1026
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:32,148
Obviously, discretion and confidentiality
are of the utmost importance."
1027
01:08:42,868 --> 01:08:45,453
Mommy, do you like dancing?
1028
01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,580
Why are you still awake?
1029
01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:51,084
l was just thinking.
Do you like dancing?
1030
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:52,544
Not really.
1031
01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:55,213
-lt's not fun?
-No.
1032
01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:57,715
You're just dancing.
1033
01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:02,053
Just dancing's fun, honey.
Sure, that part of the job.
1034
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,806
What's not fun?
The customers?
1035
01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:08,184
Urbana said some of them
are mean and stupid.
1036
01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:14,065
Pumpkin, have you ever seen me dance?
1037
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:18,403
Have you?
1038
01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:22,407
-l told the girls that--
-l came out tonight.
1039
01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:28,413
While l was dancing?
1040
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,212
You looked really pretty.
1041
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,089
No, l didn't.
1042
01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:41,134
Yeah, you did.
You looked great.
1043
01:09:47,224 --> 01:09:48,850
Thank you, baby.
1044
01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:55,106
ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
1045
01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:58,234
Welcome to the
Miami Seaquarium's Top Deck.
1046
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:04,657
We are going to celebrate the oceans
and all the living things in them...
1047
01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:09,162
...as we proudly present to you
a splash of the islands.
1048
01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:15,793
WOMAN: Okay, now, l need all
the camp kids to come with me.
1049
01:10:16,795 --> 01:10:18,129
Come on. You too.
1050
01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:22,842
lt's okay. You can go.
Go on. lt's all right.
1051
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,638
l'll be right here.
1052
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:30,975
Don't worry.
1053
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,312
She's spent so little time with kids....
1054
01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:37,273
GARClA: lt'll change.
Once she's with you full-time.
1055
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,150
l hope so.
1056
01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:42,862
GARClA: Let me get this straight.
He offered you two grand?
1057
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:45,156
To dance for one hour?
1058
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:51,162
-l don't know.
-l can't turn it down, Al.
1059
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:55,708
Now that l have Angie with me,
l've gotta find another job immediately.
1060
01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:59,337
Which will pay me nothing
compared to what l'm making now.
1061
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:01,673
But, you know...
1062
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,176
...she saw me last night.
Can you imagine?
1063
01:11:07,721 --> 01:11:09,097
Was she upset?
1064
01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:12,684
She said no, but come on.
One day she's gonna realize...
1065
01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,686
...and say, "That was my mother."
1066
01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:22,527
How about you? You ready
to feed Flipper? Step here.
1067
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,320
Oh, my God.
1068
01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:29,826
-lt's safe, though, right?
-What?
1069
01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:33,037
With Dilbeck. l'm bringing Shad.
1070
01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:37,417
l think as long as they think you
don't know anything, you'll be fine.
1071
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:38,835
Keep your ears open.
1072
01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:41,421
What will you do with her tonight?
1073
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:42,755
Urbana said that she'd--
1074
01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:45,883
Why don't you drop her
off at our house?
1075
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,261
-l can't do that.
-Why not?
1076
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,431
l told Donna everything.
Your whole situation.
1077
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,559
She said if you needed a hand
she'd love to help.
1078
01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:57,770
She doesn't think l'm something
out of A Current Affair?
1079
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:01,899
Come on, you're a terrific girl.
You know that.
1080
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,945
So you made a mistake. You married
a bum. What are you gonna do?
1081
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,781
You gonna beat yourself up
for the rest of your life?
1082
01:12:09,783 --> 01:12:12,577
Well, l usually don't,
but it's....
1083
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:15,663
l mean, it's just that...
1084
01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:18,291
...you know, she saw me dancing.
1085
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:20,585
Yeah.
1086
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:23,463
lt'll all work out.
1087
01:12:24,089 --> 01:12:26,758
l want her free and clear,
whatever it takes.
1088
01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:34,891
Good job, baby!
1089
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,505
CHlCO: You're Mrs. Grant?
-No, l'm Barbara Bush.
1090
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:08,132
CHlCO: Who is he?
-George Bush.
1091
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,134
George Bush is not invited.
1092
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,471
-Take a hike.
SHAD: Heh, heh, heh.
1093
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:15,139
Oh, no, no.
1094
01:13:15,516 --> 01:13:17,517
See, if he goes, l go.
1095
01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:22,814
Raise your hands.
l gotta pat you down.
1096
01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:25,441
Stop.
1097
01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:28,861
NlCO:
Right this way.
1098
01:13:45,879 --> 01:13:48,339
[DEAN MARTlN'S "MEMORlES ARE MADE
OF THlS" PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
1099
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:55,054
Your lips and mine
Two sips of wine
1100
01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:59,809
Memories are made of this
1101
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,770
[SlNG ALONG TO SONG]
1102
01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:06,149
Then add the wedding bells
1103
01:14:06,316 --> 01:14:08,693
One house where lovers dwell
1104
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:13,531
Hello, Erin.
My name is Congressman Dilbeck.
1105
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:17,869
You are--
You're a beauty. Heh, heh.
1106
01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:23,332
Stir carefully through the days
See how the flavor stays
1107
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,293
Good evening.
1108
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,045
l'm Erin Grant.
1109
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,593
And you must be....
1110
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:36,596
Convak Dilvak.
1111
01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:38,097
[STAMMERlNG]
1112
01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:39,599
Congressman Dildo.
1113
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:41,601
[LAUGHS]
1114
01:14:42,769 --> 01:14:44,770
l am Congressman David Dilbeck.
1115
01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:48,232
And welcome, welcome.
1116
01:14:49,776 --> 01:14:51,277
Welcome.
1117
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,655
You are truly, truly welcome.
1118
01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:55,907
Thank you.
1119
01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,784
Have we ever met before?
1120
01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:00,912
No, no, no, no, no.
1121
01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:03,748
But actually, l have seen...
1122
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:07,793
...many, many beautiful
photographs of you.
1123
01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:12,840
Well, l'm honored.
And a congressman.
1124
01:15:13,258 --> 01:15:17,303
Very successful congressman
you must be.
1125
01:15:17,971 --> 01:15:19,138
This is not my boat.
1126
01:15:20,307 --> 01:15:23,601
lt belongs to a very
close friend of mine.
1127
01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:26,938
Do you like Dino?
1128
01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:34,654
Dean's great, yeah.
But you know, l've brought my own.
1129
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:37,823
Do you care for The Artist
Formerly Known as Prince?
1130
01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:40,785
Fold in lightly with a dream
1131
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,287
l care for you.
1132
01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:46,332
Your lips and mine
1133
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:50,086
So, George, you get to watch
any of the auditions?
1134
01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:53,381
-Watch, my ass. l do the hiring.
-No, no, no.
1135
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,799
l've seen every girl in Florida.
1136
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:58,135
What are the criteria?
Monster jugs?
1137
01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:00,888
Firmness is crucial.
1138
01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:04,016
l gotta hold them for a while.
Shake them.
1139
01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:06,227
You shake their tits?
1140
01:16:06,728 --> 01:16:11,357
lt ain't no picnic, man.
Got tendinitis in my right wrist.
1141
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,026
On a rainy day, it's agony.
1142
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,196
You audition anybody famous?
1143
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,491
-What?
-You know, before they were famous.
1144
01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:24,495
Sure did.
1145
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:26,497
Meryl Streep.
1146
01:16:27,749 --> 01:16:29,834
Come on!
Meryl Streep stripped?
1147
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,004
One of the best.
1148
01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,715
Chesty La France.
1149
01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:38,718
That was Meryl.
1150
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,847
Chesty La France. l heard of her.
1151
01:16:43,515 --> 01:16:45,349
[PRlNCE'S "lF l WAS YOUR GlRLFRlEND"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
1152
01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:04,785
Ooh!
1153
01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,580
l give you anything you want.
1154
01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,707
A diamond ring.
1155
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,250
A Lexus.
1156
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:13,878
l'll get you a condo on the beach.
1157
01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:15,421
Just be my girlfriend.
1158
01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:18,382
-Can't do that.
-Why not?
1159
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,219
l love you.
1160
01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:25,556
You don't know what
l've done for you recently.
1161
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,267
Really? And what was that?
1162
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,104
DILBECK: l talked to Judge Fingerhut
about your daughter.
1163
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:34,315
You did?
1164
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,693
And how did you know about my case?
1165
01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:39,987
Little birdie told me.
1166
01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:43,908
lt must have been a little old
birdie who knew me very well.
1167
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:45,701
"Who" is not important.
1168
01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:47,912
Come on now.
1169
01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:51,123
Not just a little hint.
1170
01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,460
l can't do that.
1171
01:17:57,589 --> 01:17:59,590
But l know the new judge.
1172
01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:04,303
He's a very good friend of mine.
The Honorable Jack Goldberg.
1173
01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,723
He'll be more amenable.
1174
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:14,021
Darling, if you just come
into Davey's life...
1175
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,440
...good things will happen.
1176
01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:18,818
You don't know how much
l worship you.
1177
01:18:20,153 --> 01:18:21,654
How much?
1178
01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:26,450
l sent my aide, Erb,
over to your Laundromat.
1179
01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:30,037
He brought back some of your lint.
1180
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,956
My lint?
1181
01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:33,791
Fresh...
1182
01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:36,293
...hot lint.
1183
01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:43,467
And what did you do
with that fresh, hot lint?
1184
01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:47,138
l'm afraid l made love to it.
1185
01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:56,480
Close your eyes.
l've got a little surprise for you.
1186
01:18:56,773 --> 01:18:58,524
Keep them closed.
1187
01:18:58,775 --> 01:19:00,860
No peeking.
1188
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:05,406
-Ow!
-Don't invade my private life again...
1189
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,324
...or l'll kill you. You understand?
1190
01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:09,452
Show's over, big boy.
1191
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:12,997
This is abnormal.
1192
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:17,543
You'll come back tomorrow?
Same time?
1193
01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:19,170
l don't think so.
1194
01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:21,714
l'll give you $5,000.
1195
01:19:21,923 --> 01:19:25,384
Five thousand dollars for no sex?
You love me that much.
1196
01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:30,347
Just the touch of your hand
sets my pecker on fire.
1197
01:19:30,932 --> 01:19:33,184
Maybe you should see a doctor.
1198
01:19:33,393 --> 01:19:34,560
Same time tomorrow?
1199
01:19:35,687 --> 01:19:38,189
lf l come, can we talk more
about my case?
1200
01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:41,400
We can talk about anything.
As long as you're naked.
1201
01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:44,403
We'll see.
1202
01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:54,038
MALCOLM:
Good evening.
1203
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,706
Good evening.
1204
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:58,876
You don't know me.
l'm Malcolm Moldovsky.
1205
01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:00,753
Dilbeck's right hand.
1206
01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:03,464
You must be a very busy man.
1207
01:20:05,717 --> 01:20:06,967
Touchรฉ.
1208
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:09,929
l wish to give you some advice...
1209
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,848
...about your adorable
little daughter, Angela.
1210
01:20:13,099 --> 01:20:16,894
-What about her?
-Your custody of her is illegal.
1211
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:20,731
That's just temporary
until the appeal gets heard--
1212
01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,651
Please, please, Miss Grant.
1213
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:26,153
Really, it's of no concern to us.
1214
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:30,366
As long as you refuse to cooperate
with certain individuals...
1215
01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:33,911
...who seek to harm
and slur Congressman Dilbeck...
1216
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:37,623
...for their own selfish
political gain.
1217
01:20:44,381 --> 01:20:47,508
l don't know what you're
talking about. Excuse me.
1218
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,135
Perhaps you don't.
1219
01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:54,306
But what a pity if Angela were
to be placed in a state home.
1220
01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:55,975
Pretty grim, most of them.
1221
01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:59,937
A lot of strange people working there.
1222
01:21:00,188 --> 01:21:05,025
l'd recommend that you cooperate
with us for the child's sake.
1223
01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:09,780
Which means you talk
to no one about tonight...
1224
01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:12,908
...or any night.
1225
01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,828
Understood?
1226
01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:18,372
Of course.
1227
01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:21,917
Good.
1228
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,961
Now if you'll excuse me...
1229
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:27,047
...l'd better toss the congressman
into a cold shower.
1230
01:21:30,343 --> 01:21:33,554
By the way, l can see why
he's so taken by your charms.
1231
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,640
Good night.
1232
01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:40,644
Watch your step on the gangplank.
1233
01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:51,238
She ain't dumb enough.
1234
01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,829
-Try anything?
-No.
1235
01:21:59,539 --> 01:22:01,248
He ask you back?
1236
01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,001
No.
1237
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:07,338
Aren't we Miss Talkative tonight?
1238
01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:09,506
l'm a little tired.
1239
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,055
LORELEl: What's the matter, baby?
Come on.
1240
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,683
[LORELEl GRUNTlNG]
1241
01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:21,685
Monty.
1242
01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:23,646
[GRUNTlNG]
1243
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,357
MAN: All right!
-Yeah.
1244
01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:28,359
[GRUNTlNG]
1245
01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:32,029
This reptile's a freaking lemon.
1246
01:22:32,238 --> 01:22:33,864
Who are you?
1247
01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:35,366
Help!
1248
01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,747
-So how did it go?
-Fine.
1249
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,042
-No problems?
-No, none.
1250
01:22:46,544 --> 01:22:48,253
But no information.
1251
01:22:50,548 --> 01:22:51,715
Zero.
1252
01:22:51,883 --> 01:22:54,718
Look, l gotta run, you know.
Angela's wiped.
1253
01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:57,096
l'll see you later, okay?
1254
01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:05,104
MAN:
Come on, come on!
1255
01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:07,898
MAN 2:
Come on, you can do it!
1256
01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:10,234
Get this off of me.
1257
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:11,735
MONlQUE:
Do something!
1258
01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:15,072
l'm doing something.
l'm protecting you.
1259
01:23:15,573 --> 01:23:18,575
-Stand back.
-Oh, my God. What a show.
1260
01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:21,620
That's not Monty!
1261
01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:25,040
SABRlNA:
You're fine, hon. You'll be fine.
1262
01:23:25,291 --> 01:23:27,084
Who was that snake?
1263
01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:29,253
lt doesn't look bad.
1264
01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,589
What happened here?
1265
01:23:33,925 --> 01:23:35,926
We got a problem with a dead snake.
1266
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,053
Gee, that's funny.
1267
01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:40,264
So do l.
1268
01:23:42,058 --> 01:23:46,145
GARClA: Here's that brilliant, charming
attorney of yours, Mr. Mordecai.
1269
01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:52,818
Found him 400 yards offshore.
Now show him the rest of his kisser.
1270
01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:58,657
Crabs find lawyers
a particular delicacy.
1271
01:23:59,325 --> 01:24:00,451
Looks like lasagna.
1272
01:24:01,619 --> 01:24:03,120
Cover that shit up.
1273
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:06,999
You wanna tell me why your name
was on his calendar for tomorrow?
1274
01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:11,378
l was involved in litigation
with a yogurt company.
1275
01:24:13,339 --> 01:24:16,175
From my limited experience,
this isn't something...
1276
01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:19,136
...a yogurt company
would ordinarily do.
1277
01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:22,473
He represented the kid
who got mauled at your club.
1278
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:25,809
Now that l find fascinating, Shad.
1279
01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,145
He had a picture. Ugh.
1280
01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:30,856
Man, l'm gonna lose it.
1281
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:33,317
No, no. A picture of what?
1282
01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:35,819
A legislator?
1283
01:24:36,362 --> 01:24:38,739
Yeah, beating a kid's ass.
1284
01:24:38,990 --> 01:24:41,992
-Where's the original?
-l got no idea.
1285
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,829
Here, freshen up.
1286
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,750
All right, thanks.
1287
01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:52,753
-Can l interest you in dessert?
-Just the check.
1288
01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:55,506
-Come here.
CORONER: Ha, ha, ha.
1289
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:59,009
-Dilbeck didn't invite her back?
-She said no.
1290
01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:03,722
That's good. l don't think she should
go there again, even with you.
1291
01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:06,892
She seemed all edgy tonight.
1292
01:25:07,143 --> 01:25:10,187
Man, she got her moods.
Could be that time of month.
1293
01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:14,191
So you're like the gynecologist-bouncer,
bouncer-gynecologist.
1294
01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:17,945
-l just watch out for the girl.
-So do l.
1295
01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:21,240
That's a grand total
of two people in Florida.
1296
01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:25,452
The higher-ups in my department
aren't pushing this investigation.
1297
01:25:25,703 --> 01:25:28,038
-Because of this asshole congressman?
-Bingo.
1298
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:31,458
We got two homicides here,
and nobody gives a shit.
1299
01:25:31,751 --> 01:25:33,961
And l'm worried about that girl.
1300
01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:37,214
She's out there all by herself.
1301
01:26:11,207 --> 01:26:12,958
Where's the sheriff?
1302
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:29,266
ERlN:
Hello, city desk?
1303
01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:43,822
lt is an unusual time
for a news conference...
1304
01:26:44,115 --> 01:26:46,617
...but the congressman feels
it will dramatize his message.
1305
01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:48,243
NEWSWOMAN:
We'll send a camera crew.
1306
01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:51,246
-Confirm?
-There won't be any need to confirm.
1307
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:53,290
-Got everything.
-Thank you.
1308
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,959
Good morning, pumpkin.
How'd you sleep?
1309
01:26:56,252 --> 01:26:57,836
Good. How about you?
1310
01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:00,339
Well, l just--
l slept great, honey.
1311
01:27:07,847 --> 01:27:08,889
Want some cereal?
1312
01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:10,974
Not right now.
1313
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,355
RECEPTlONlST: Good morning.
-Hello, CNN?
1314
01:27:16,564 --> 01:27:18,273
-May l help you?
-News desk.
1315
01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:19,900
One second, please.
1316
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:21,401
This is Jennifer...
1317
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:24,529
...and l'm calling from
Congressman Dilbeck's office.
1318
01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:27,366
Malcolm Moldovsky asked me to call...
1319
01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:29,660
...about the news conference
at the refinery.
1320
01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:31,286
[TOM SCREAMlNG]
1321
01:27:31,454 --> 01:27:32,829
ERlN:
Mm-hm.
1322
01:27:33,289 --> 01:27:36,667
[ANGELA LAUGHlNG]
1323
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:42,673
DARRELL: Ugh!
RlTA: Quit moving!
1324
01:27:44,676 --> 01:27:46,343
Whose Mercedes is that?
1325
01:27:46,552 --> 01:27:49,930
-Some orthodontist from Tampa.
-God, what would Mom say?
1326
01:27:50,181 --> 01:27:52,432
She'd say, "Nice fucking car." Ow!
1327
01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:55,185
You got a mouth like a sewer!
1328
01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,188
l need some morphine.
1329
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:00,190
l don't got none for humans.
1330
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:01,525
What do you mean?
1331
01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:04,361
All's l got is some
from when Lupa had her cubs.
1332
01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:06,905
-Wolf morphine?
-l don't know. l think so.
1333
01:28:07,115 --> 01:28:10,242
So give me. l'm dying.
Busted arm, two nights in jail.
1334
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,244
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Darrell!
1335
01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:17,332
How'd you break it?
1336
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:21,211
Playing polo with Donald Trump, okay?
1337
01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:27,259
RlTA: lt says here you take two
every four hours with a bowl of milk.
1338
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,761
Sounds good to me.
1339
01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:31,888
l said two!
1340
01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:34,766
Goddamn it!
1341
01:28:47,947 --> 01:28:51,408
You have to throw down a spade,
another seven, unless you have an eight.
1342
01:28:51,617 --> 01:28:53,118
Then you can change suits.
1343
01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:57,748
So that's why
they call it Crazy Eights.
1344
01:28:58,374 --> 01:28:59,875
ANGELA:
When are you coming back?
1345
01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:02,502
By two. But l hope
you will be asleep.
1346
01:29:02,795 --> 01:29:05,505
We'll take care of her.
Don't worry.
1347
01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:08,467
You're going out?
1348
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,094
l'll be back by two.
l'll dance the late shift.
1349
01:29:11,387 --> 01:29:13,972
-Can you tell me where you--?
-No, l can't.
1350
01:29:17,518 --> 01:29:20,020
-You be good, pumpkin.
-l will.
1351
01:29:21,105 --> 01:29:22,481
She'll be fine.
1352
01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,775
Don't worry.
1353
01:29:24,984 --> 01:29:25,984
ERlN:
See you, baby.
1354
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:30,280
You're going to the boat?
1355
01:29:33,409 --> 01:29:34,409
Not without me.
1356
01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:38,246
l'll be late.
1357
01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:39,498
SHAD:
Listen up.
1358
01:29:39,707 --> 01:29:42,125
-You said you weren't going.
-l didn't want anybody to know.
1359
01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,502
-Like who?
-Garcia.
1360
01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:46,296
Then just say, "Don't tell Garcia."
What's up?
1361
01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:49,549
They'll put Angela in a foster home
if l don't keep my mouth shut.
1362
01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:53,637
-Says who?
-Dilbeck's guy, that creep Moldovsky.
1363
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:58,183
Promise me you will stay with her
every second. l need to know that.
1364
01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,310
l can't let you go there alone.
1365
01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:04,356
They're gonna pay me $5,000.
l need the money.
1366
01:30:04,732 --> 01:30:07,984
l need to get out of here and
live a normal, fully-dressed life...
1367
01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,654
...with shopping lists
and school buses.
1368
01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:13,365
lf they wanted to kill me,
they would have.
1369
01:30:13,699 --> 01:30:15,158
Let me get this straight.
1370
01:30:15,326 --> 01:30:18,537
So you gonna go there, dance
and come back here.
1371
01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,247
Correct.
1372
01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:22,499
Something's up.
1373
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:24,835
l've got it under control.
1374
01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:27,838
Promise me you'll stay
with Angela every second.
1375
01:30:31,717 --> 01:30:34,094
-l'll see you later.
SHAD: Erin.
1376
01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:45,355
DRlVER: Bonsoir.
ERlN: Bonsoir.
1377
01:31:13,384 --> 01:31:14,759
[SEAT BELT SENSOR BEEPlNG]
1378
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,929
[HORNS HONKlNG
AND TlRES SCREECHlNG]
1379
01:31:18,139 --> 01:31:19,806
[SEAT BELT SENSOR
CONTlNUES BEEPlNG]
1380
01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:23,143
[HORNS HONKlNG
AND TlRES SCREECHlNG]
1381
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:41,912
DRlVER:
Sorry.
1382
01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:46,833
You speak English?
1383
01:31:48,252 --> 01:31:49,753
Sometime.
1384
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:53,590
What do you think
about the people you work for?
1385
01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:56,259
They're filth.
1386
01:31:56,469 --> 01:31:58,762
Exploiters of the poor.
1387
01:32:00,264 --> 01:32:03,308
l think you and l are gonna
get along just fine.
1388
01:32:05,853 --> 01:32:09,940
For $5,000, l expect to get laid.
lt's only human.
1389
01:32:10,149 --> 01:32:11,691
Davey, listen to me.
1390
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:14,611
DlLBECK: That beautiful lady
doesn't understand.
1391
01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:19,616
She doesn't understand what it's like
to make love to a congressman.
1392
01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:21,451
The ecstasy, the wonderful--
1393
01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:24,788
Listen to me, you sick fuck!
1394
01:32:25,122 --> 01:32:27,499
She's been meeting with a cop.
1395
01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:29,626
Maybe he's from the titty squad.
1396
01:32:29,835 --> 01:32:31,461
MALCOLM:
He's homicide.
1397
01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:34,381
She used to work
at the FBl as a secretary.
1398
01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:38,343
This bitch is poison.
She's out to slaughter us.
1399
01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:40,845
Make a fool of me.
1400
01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:46,017
Screw yourself bowlegged,
Davey of the Navy.
1401
01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:49,813
Then let us handle it.
l'll be on the top deck.
1402
01:32:56,654 --> 01:32:58,822
l thought she cared for me.
1403
01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:12,168
We're heavy.
1404
01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:15,046
Copy.
1405
01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:17,340
-Uh-huh.
TlFFANY: No cheating.
1406
01:33:17,508 --> 01:33:20,427
-One, two, three....
MONlQUE: Doesn't look good.
1407
01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:22,637
-Whee!
SHAD: Can't get a break.
1408
01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,347
[WOMEN LAUGH]
1409
01:33:24,515 --> 01:33:27,684
MONlQUE:
Shad's a loser. Shad's a loser.
1410
01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:30,186
Yo! Yo!
1411
01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:32,188
LORELEl:
All right, Miss Angela.
1412
01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:33,648
Six!
1413
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,900
She always gets six.
1414
01:34:11,604 --> 01:34:14,397
[EURYTHMlCS' "SWEET DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
1415
01:34:15,566 --> 01:34:18,902
Sweet dreams are made of this
1416
01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:22,572
Who am l to disagree?
1417
01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:26,534
l travel the world and the seven seas
1418
01:34:26,702 --> 01:34:30,121
Everybody's looking for something
1419
01:34:30,289 --> 01:34:34,042
Some of them want to use you
1420
01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:37,253
Down, Bowser. Be patient.
1421
01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:38,755
Don't tease me!
1422
01:34:39,423 --> 01:34:42,717
l'm not teasing.
You just sit back...
1423
01:34:42,927 --> 01:34:45,011
...relax, have yourself another drink.
1424
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:48,848
Because tonight is the night.
1425
01:34:52,228 --> 01:34:53,603
lt sure is.
1426
01:34:57,858 --> 01:35:02,320
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am l to disagree?
1427
01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,948
Ah! Ow!
1428
01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:08,618
Who are you?
1429
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:10,286
l want my daughter.
1430
01:35:11,122 --> 01:35:14,374
What? Chico!
How'd you get onboard?
1431
01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:17,043
My little 'un. l want her.
1432
01:35:18,254 --> 01:35:22,173
Your "little 'un,"
whoever she is, is not here.
1433
01:35:24,468 --> 01:35:25,468
Chico!
1434
01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:27,846
Keep your head up
Moving on
1435
01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:30,140
[GUN CLlCKlNG]
1436
01:35:30,474 --> 01:35:31,975
What's this?
1437
01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:35,562
-Damn!
-Yeah, look....
1438
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:46,781
Well, there's a sight
to raise the dead.
1439
01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:50,493
Who's that old freak?
1440
01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:54,289
Hold on a second.
1441
01:35:54,665 --> 01:35:56,416
l know who that is.
1442
01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:58,918
ls that the--? Hey.
1443
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:02,881
ls that that guy
from Price ls Right?
1444
01:36:03,924 --> 01:36:05,341
-Hey!
-Argh!
1445
01:36:06,177 --> 01:36:08,178
Oh, damn.
1446
01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:10,430
[GRUNTlNG]
1447
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,432
You got my daughter...
1448
01:36:12,683 --> 01:36:15,059
...and now you try
and kill me with a ax!
1449
01:36:15,686 --> 01:36:19,689
l don't have your daughter!
You're confused.
1450
01:36:20,608 --> 01:36:23,318
And it's "an" axe.
1451
01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:25,945
l'm stoned...
1452
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:29,949
-...but l ain't confused.
-Hey. Hey!
1453
01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:33,244
You stole my little 'un!
1454
01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:37,290
Sweet dreams are made of this
1455
01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:40,001
Who am l to disagree?
1456
01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:41,836
[GLASS SHATTERlNG]
1457
01:36:42,379 --> 01:36:44,464
Before we make love,
l wish to shave you.
1458
01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:46,841
l don't need a shave.
1459
01:36:47,009 --> 01:36:50,887
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
1460
01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:52,764
Evening, partygoers.
1461
01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,059
Some of them want to get used by you
1462
01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:59,938
Some of them want to abuse you
1463
01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:04,609
Some of them want to be abused
1464
01:37:04,777 --> 01:37:06,402
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1465
01:37:15,913 --> 01:37:19,207
Sweet dreams are made of this
1466
01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:22,794
Who am l to disagree?
1467
01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:25,755
l travel the world and the seven seas
1468
01:37:26,131 --> 01:37:27,298
Where's Erin?
1469
01:37:27,591 --> 01:37:30,635
Everybody's looking for something
1470
01:37:31,470 --> 01:37:33,012
l don't hear you.
1471
01:37:33,430 --> 01:37:35,306
Bullshit.
1472
01:37:36,559 --> 01:37:38,393
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1473
01:37:42,398 --> 01:37:45,108
Hold your head up
Keep your head up
1474
01:37:45,276 --> 01:37:46,484
MAN 1 :
Tiffany!
1475
01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:48,152
Hold your head up
Moving on
1476
01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:50,029
Keep your head up
Moving on
1477
01:37:50,197 --> 01:37:51,906
Hold your head up
Moving on
1478
01:37:52,074 --> 01:37:53,867
Keep your head up
Moving on
1479
01:37:54,034 --> 01:37:55,785
Hold your head up
Moving on
1480
01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,328
Keep your head up
1481
01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:00,832
MAN 1 :
Yeah!
1482
01:38:02,376 --> 01:38:05,545
MAN 1 : Tiffany!
MAN 2: Here we go, babe! Here we go!
1483
01:38:07,339 --> 01:38:09,090
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1484
01:38:13,470 --> 01:38:16,973
Sweet dreams are made of this
1485
01:38:17,141 --> 01:38:20,643
Who am l to disagree?
1486
01:38:20,811 --> 01:38:24,480
l travel the world and the seven seas
1487
01:38:24,648 --> 01:38:27,817
Everybody's looking for something
1488
01:38:28,986 --> 01:38:29,986
ls Mommy okay?
1489
01:38:30,195 --> 01:38:33,156
She's fine, honey.
We're gonna pick her up now.
1490
01:38:33,365 --> 01:38:36,326
MONlQUE: We'll play card games,
have some fun!
1491
01:38:37,703 --> 01:38:39,495
She won't like this.
She told me--
1492
01:38:39,705 --> 01:38:43,583
l don't care what she told you!
How could you let her go alone?
1493
01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:46,628
-l thought you were in jail.
-l made my bail.
1494
01:38:46,879 --> 01:38:49,047
-This son of a bitch your--?
-Hang on.
1495
01:38:49,256 --> 01:38:52,842
Here's your nickel.
Nice dance.
1496
01:38:53,135 --> 01:38:57,680
-Would you please just get out of here?
-Unh! Ow!
1497
01:38:59,725 --> 01:39:04,020
Hey. Are you that guy
from Price ls Right?
1498
01:39:04,271 --> 01:39:08,316
No. l'm Congressman David Dilbeck.
1499
01:39:08,567 --> 01:39:09,567
Congressman?
1500
01:39:09,818 --> 01:39:11,319
DlLBECK: Yeah.
DARRELL: No shit?
1501
01:39:11,570 --> 01:39:13,071
Well, l steal wheelchairs...
1502
01:39:13,322 --> 01:39:15,573
...so we got a lot in common.
1503
01:39:16,283 --> 01:39:20,370
l'm getting tired. l think
l just killed a lying weasel.
1504
01:39:20,579 --> 01:39:21,829
You did what?
1505
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,582
Beat him with this here club.
1506
01:39:24,833 --> 01:39:28,086
Well then, get out!
And leave us alone!
1507
01:39:28,337 --> 01:39:30,713
l'm about to mount this here beauty.
1508
01:39:32,007 --> 01:39:33,341
Maybe not.
1509
01:39:33,592 --> 01:39:36,844
You're talking about my wife.
1510
01:39:38,889 --> 01:39:41,224
lt's time for us
to take a little drive.
1511
01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:44,143
Malcolm.
1512
01:39:46,188 --> 01:39:47,689
Malcolm!
1513
01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:57,281
ERlN: Move it, move it!
DlLBECK: Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
1514
01:40:15,050 --> 01:40:16,884
DARRELL: Get on--
ERlN: Keep quiet!
1515
01:40:18,429 --> 01:40:21,431
DlLBECK: Pick a good one. Take it!
ERlN: Hurry it up!
1516
01:40:21,974 --> 01:40:23,224
Shit, look at this.
1517
01:40:23,809 --> 01:40:25,560
Help me, you assholes.
1518
01:40:27,187 --> 01:40:28,771
DlLBECK:
Help!
1519
01:40:32,484 --> 01:40:33,818
CHlCO:
Stop! Stop!
1520
01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:39,407
l voted against gun control.
Weapons could end up in the wrong hands.
1521
01:40:39,616 --> 01:40:40,992
Will you please shut up?
1522
01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:53,046
What?
1523
01:40:53,547 --> 01:40:56,299
-lt doesn't start.
-Come on, man.
1524
01:40:58,886 --> 01:41:01,137
We are in trouble.
1525
01:41:01,388 --> 01:41:02,555
Oh, no!
1526
01:41:09,021 --> 01:41:10,438
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
1527
01:41:10,606 --> 01:41:12,732
[LAUGHlNG]
1528
01:41:13,817 --> 01:41:15,401
That fracture looks bad.
1529
01:41:17,196 --> 01:41:18,946
We ought to drop him off
at the doctor.
1530
01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:23,659
-We're not dropping anybody anywhere.
-My sister Rita done up my arm.
1531
01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,829
Oh, really?
l'm a great believer in family.
1532
01:41:27,247 --> 01:41:28,623
Do you have a pen and paper?
1533
01:41:29,416 --> 01:41:32,085
lt didn't feel the way l thought,
killing a man.
1534
01:41:32,461 --> 01:41:34,712
-Killing a man?
-lt felt terrible.
1535
01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:38,716
-l want you to write something.
-What?
1536
01:41:41,220 --> 01:41:44,097
l want you to give me
custody of Angela.
1537
01:41:44,348 --> 01:41:47,809
-No way.
-You're going to jail for what you did...
1538
01:41:48,018 --> 01:41:51,729
...and l will not have that child
placed in a foster home.
1539
01:41:52,481 --> 01:41:54,816
So please. A simple note.
1540
01:41:55,359 --> 01:41:57,944
"l, Darrell Grant..."
1541
01:41:58,195 --> 01:42:00,029
l love that little 'un.
1542
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:03,157
l know you do.
"...give full custody..."
1543
01:42:03,408 --> 01:42:04,992
-You do?
ERlN: Yes, l do.
1544
01:42:05,244 --> 01:42:08,454
Let's do this for her.
Let's not put her at risk anymore.
1545
01:42:08,664 --> 01:42:12,125
"...to my wife, Erin Grant."
1546
01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:15,128
Okay.
1547
01:42:16,004 --> 01:42:17,130
Good boy.
1548
01:42:23,345 --> 01:42:25,972
You know, you write quite poorly.
1549
01:42:26,682 --> 01:42:28,891
Are you a high-school graduate?
1550
01:42:34,898 --> 01:42:36,232
Darrell.
1551
01:42:36,483 --> 01:42:37,483
Shit!
1552
01:42:38,569 --> 01:42:40,486
[TlRES SCREECHlNG]
1553
01:42:41,488 --> 01:42:44,115
Everybody just stay put, all right?
1554
01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,391
This girl is nuts.
1555
01:43:37,085 --> 01:43:38,794
My prostate doctor said...
1556
01:43:39,046 --> 01:43:42,089
...that l have to urinate
whenever possible.
1557
01:43:42,507 --> 01:43:45,092
Then go relieve yourself over there.
1558
01:43:45,427 --> 01:43:49,180
Go. Pierre, just stay with him.
1559
01:43:52,976 --> 01:43:53,976
Darrell?
1560
01:43:55,520 --> 01:43:57,104
Darrell? Darrell!
1561
01:44:11,245 --> 01:44:13,663
Now wake up.
Come on. Here.
1562
01:44:13,997 --> 01:44:15,289
You gotta sign this.
1563
01:44:15,540 --> 01:44:17,875
Sign your name,
that's all you gotta do...
1564
01:44:18,126 --> 01:44:19,543
...before you get arrested.
1565
01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:21,921
Now come on.
Sign your name.
1566
01:44:25,550 --> 01:44:27,510
There you go.
1567
01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:32,348
"Darrell Grant."
Good boy. Good.
1568
01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:34,642
That's right.
1569
01:44:37,396 --> 01:44:39,313
l'm back!
1570
01:44:40,274 --> 01:44:42,566
No more teasing.
1571
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:45,695
Oh, finally.
1572
01:44:46,113 --> 01:44:47,196
What?
1573
01:44:47,447 --> 01:44:50,324
Finally you take me like a man.
1574
01:44:50,575 --> 01:44:52,994
Like a congressman.
1575
01:44:53,245 --> 01:44:55,204
l knew you cared for me.
1576
01:44:55,455 --> 01:44:57,748
Malcolm didn't know
what he was talking about.
1577
01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:01,085
-Now take me.
-Here?
1578
01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:04,297
l've got a special spot
picked out for us.
1579
01:45:04,548 --> 01:45:08,009
Get that music box for me,
will you, honey?
1580
01:45:15,892 --> 01:45:19,478
-Sorry, boss. lt all happened--
-Shut up, you nitwit!
1581
01:45:19,730 --> 01:45:23,858
Don't explain. We got a goddamn
stripper about to bring us all down.
1582
01:45:24,568 --> 01:45:26,360
How do l look?
1583
01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:28,279
Not bad.
1584
01:45:30,699 --> 01:45:33,159
-What happened to him?
DlLBECK: l hit him with a rock.
1585
01:45:33,493 --> 01:45:34,952
Who's the man?
1586
01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:36,829
You're the man.
1587
01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:41,500
You are the man and oh, so strong.
1588
01:45:42,252 --> 01:45:45,338
-Well, here we are.
-Here?
1589
01:45:46,381 --> 01:45:48,591
You ever make it
on a pile of sugar before?
1590
01:45:48,842 --> 01:45:50,968
No, but l'm willing to try.
1591
01:45:51,219 --> 01:45:52,678
Well, you're in for a treat.
1592
01:45:52,929 --> 01:45:55,306
You're in for a treat too, darling.
1593
01:45:55,849 --> 01:45:58,100
Now you just let me
put some music on...
1594
01:45:58,352 --> 01:46:01,062
...while you take off
those pretty little pants.
1595
01:46:01,313 --> 01:46:03,522
You'd better put on
some blast goggles.
1596
01:46:03,774 --> 01:46:06,400
Because you're in
for an overwhelming sight.
1597
01:46:06,651 --> 01:46:07,902
SHAD:
Shit! Radio for help!
1598
01:46:08,153 --> 01:46:11,864
GARClA: What do l tell them?
Congressman Dilbeck abducted a woman.
1599
01:46:12,115 --> 01:46:14,241
They'll shut off their radios
and go help him.
1600
01:46:14,493 --> 01:46:16,577
So we're it.
A cop and a bouncer.
1601
01:46:16,828 --> 01:46:19,663
Plus two strippers and a kid.
We're in great shape.
1602
01:46:26,463 --> 01:46:27,463
[DEAN MARTlN'S "RETURN TO ME"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
1603
01:46:27,631 --> 01:46:30,633
And two. How come here?
How come not that yacht?
1604
01:46:30,884 --> 01:46:33,719
l'm kind of private.
l don't like people watching.
1605
01:46:33,929 --> 01:46:36,680
Me neither.
l don't like anything kinky.
1606
01:46:36,932 --> 01:46:38,974
l know you don't.
You're a real man.
1607
01:46:39,226 --> 01:46:42,478
l knew it when poor Jerry
was killed and Shad's lawyer.
1608
01:46:42,687 --> 01:46:47,149
l said, "Davey's the real thing.
An M-A-N man."
1609
01:46:47,401 --> 01:46:49,110
DlLBECK:
A man blackmails you...
1610
01:46:49,361 --> 01:46:50,736
...you got to deal with it!
1611
01:46:50,987 --> 01:46:52,696
You got to be hard and firm.
1612
01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:53,948
Whoo! And you can dance.
1613
01:46:54,199 --> 01:46:55,866
-Marry me.
-What?
1614
01:46:56,118 --> 01:46:58,035
Marry me. Just say it.
1615
01:46:58,286 --> 01:46:59,787
-You are married.
-l know.
1616
01:46:59,996 --> 01:47:02,289
But l'd leave my wife in a heartbeat.
1617
01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:05,209
She wouldn't care.
She doesn't like me anyhow.
1618
01:47:05,460 --> 01:47:09,380
Well, this is very sudden,
and l have a lot to think about.
1619
01:47:09,631 --> 01:47:12,591
-l'll make you proud of me.
-l know you would.
1620
01:47:12,843 --> 01:47:16,095
lt's like when Jerry said,
"l'm gonna shake down Dilbeck."
1621
01:47:16,346 --> 01:47:17,805
And l said, "Are you crazy?
1622
01:47:18,056 --> 01:47:21,475
Blackmail a real man like that?"
1623
01:47:21,726 --> 01:47:25,521
l said to Malcolm,
"Just do what you have to do...
1624
01:47:25,772 --> 01:47:28,482
...to Jerry, that fat lawyer.
Just do it!"
1625
01:47:28,733 --> 01:47:31,735
-Just do it.
-Just do it! And he did.
1626
01:47:31,987 --> 01:47:33,946
-Didn't he?
-He sure did.
1627
01:47:34,239 --> 01:47:35,448
MALCOLM:
You idiot!
1628
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:40,077
-Shit.
-Hi, Malcolm! How you doing?
1629
01:47:40,328 --> 01:47:42,788
l'd like to introduce you
to my fiancรฉe.
1630
01:47:42,998 --> 01:47:44,373
This is Miss Erin Grant.
1631
01:47:44,624 --> 01:47:46,083
Sorry, Davey.
1632
01:47:46,293 --> 01:47:47,710
You both gotta go.
1633
01:47:47,961 --> 01:47:49,628
Willie's orders.
1634
01:47:50,755 --> 01:47:52,089
You are sick.
1635
01:47:52,340 --> 01:47:55,134
-Murder-suicide, Miss Grant.
-Suicide?
1636
01:47:55,343 --> 01:47:59,013
Hell of a story, isn't it?
A congressman and a stripper.
1637
01:48:01,349 --> 01:48:03,058
Excuse me.
What did you call me?
1638
01:48:03,477 --> 01:48:05,269
A stripper.
1639
01:48:06,188 --> 01:48:07,229
Dancer, asshole.
1640
01:48:08,607 --> 01:48:10,274
George Bush!
1641
01:48:10,692 --> 01:48:14,445
That's not George Bush.
That doesn't look anything like George Bush.
1642
01:48:17,157 --> 01:48:20,117
Drop them.
You got till three.
1643
01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:21,327
One.
1644
01:48:23,455 --> 01:48:26,999
-What are you, nuts?
-Yeah, psycho.
1645
01:48:27,250 --> 01:48:31,337
Delusions of invincibility combined
with a strong homicidal urge.
1646
01:48:33,006 --> 01:48:35,925
l have a kick-your-ass fetish.
1647
01:48:36,551 --> 01:48:37,593
Two.
1648
01:48:47,229 --> 01:48:48,270
Boss?
1649
01:48:48,480 --> 01:48:49,480
SHAD:
Three!
1650
01:48:49,731 --> 01:48:53,150
Nico. Ah! Goddamn it!
1651
01:48:53,401 --> 01:48:54,777
Good evening, everyone.
1652
01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:56,737
ALL:
Postman, postman
1653
01:48:56,988 --> 01:48:58,364
Do your duty
1654
01:48:58,615 --> 01:49:01,742
Send this letter
To an American beauty
1655
01:49:01,993 --> 01:49:04,078
GARClA:
You're now under arrest.
1656
01:49:04,287 --> 01:49:06,580
For a variety of charges.
1657
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:08,249
[GROANlNG]
1658
01:49:10,293 --> 01:49:11,835
l need some coffee.
1659
01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:14,797
Why don't we start with homicide.
1660
01:49:19,010 --> 01:49:20,594
You're not arresting anyone.
1661
01:49:24,266 --> 01:49:25,558
Black.
1662
01:49:26,059 --> 01:49:27,059
No sugar.
1663
01:49:27,894 --> 01:49:31,188
[MACHlNE BUZZlNG]
1664
01:49:44,119 --> 01:49:46,495
l said, no sugar.
1665
01:49:51,751 --> 01:49:53,460
[ALL COUGHlNG]
1666
01:49:54,129 --> 01:49:57,131
You know you have
a serious dandruff problem.
1667
01:49:57,757 --> 01:49:59,550
Ladies!
1668
01:50:01,511 --> 01:50:03,345
Mama! Mama!
1669
01:50:05,682 --> 01:50:07,266
Baby!
1670
01:50:09,853 --> 01:50:13,022
-You okay, Mama?
-l'm fine, baby.
1671
01:50:16,109 --> 01:50:18,485
See how you could get tendinitis?
1672
01:50:22,032 --> 01:50:24,158
WOMAN:
Come on, guys.
1673
01:50:25,577 --> 01:50:27,953
Congressman, you called
a news conference?
1674
01:50:32,375 --> 01:50:34,293
Holy shit!
1675
01:50:34,544 --> 01:50:35,711
[ALL COUGHlNG]
1676
01:50:38,590 --> 01:50:41,884
Thank you.
1677
01:50:42,385 --> 01:50:46,930
There comes a time in
every public figure's career...
1678
01:50:47,182 --> 01:50:49,642
...when he has to think
about his future.
1679
01:50:49,851 --> 01:50:52,519
You are making
a tragic mistake here.
1680
01:50:52,771 --> 01:50:54,313
[REPORTERS CLAMORlNG]
1681
01:51:02,405 --> 01:51:06,742
DlLBECK [ON RECORDER]:
--Jerry, fat lawyer. Just do it! And he did.
1682
01:51:06,993 --> 01:51:08,202
MALCOLM:
You idiot!
1683
01:51:10,288 --> 01:51:12,539
Do you have any idea
how nuts this was?
1684
01:51:13,249 --> 01:51:14,249
Mama?
1685
01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:16,710
We're going, baby.
1686
01:51:17,796 --> 01:51:19,838
Thank you for all your help.
1687
01:51:20,090 --> 01:51:21,507
Yeah, likewise.
1688
01:51:21,716 --> 01:51:24,051
Keep me posted
on what you decide to do.
1689
01:51:24,302 --> 01:51:28,222
-Maybe l'll run for Congress.
-There's gonna be a seat open now.
1690
01:51:38,024 --> 01:51:40,359
-l'll talk to you soon.
-Yeah. Stay in touch.
1691
01:51:53,289 --> 01:51:54,873
You shouldn't have
done this without me.
1692
01:51:55,542 --> 01:51:57,376
lt won't happen again.
1693
01:57:05,143 --> 01:57:07,144
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