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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:39,084 You need to wake up early, 2 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:44,119 I hid the alarm clock. 3 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:49,765 You filled the tub with water, 4 00:00:50,887 --> 00:00:54,766 I'll make it overflow. 5 00:00:56,287 --> 00:01:00,838 You have the cigarettes, 6 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:05,680 I have the lighter. 7 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:10,883 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED 8 00:01:12,487 --> 00:01:16,162 ...I break your heart. 9 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:21,320 Oh, what a honeymoon... 10 00:01:21,487 --> 00:01:24,763 Hotels and long swims 11 00:01:24,927 --> 00:01:27,236 at sunset. 12 00:01:28,247 --> 00:01:32,320 Wait till you hear the wonderful 13 00:01:32,487 --> 00:01:35,479 songs they'll sing to us 14 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:38,400 at dawn. 15 00:01:50,407 --> 00:01:54,798 You've got the live bait, 16 00:01:55,847 --> 00:01:59,726 I've got the fishing pole. 17 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:05,559 You interrupt me when I speak, 18 00:02:06,807 --> 00:02:10,766 I'm all you ever talk about. 19 00:02:12,127 --> 00:02:16,359 You take me to England, 20 00:02:17,527 --> 00:02:21,281 I take you to Gibraltar. 21 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:27,638 You wear the pants, 22 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:32,519 I don't wear a nightdress. 23 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:36,165 Oh, what a honeymoon... 24 00:02:36,327 --> 00:02:40,605 Hotels and long swims 25 00:02:40,847 --> 00:02:42,997 at sunset. 26 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:48,398 Wait till you hear the wonderful 27 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:51,445 songs they'll sing to us 28 00:02:51,607 --> 00:02:54,519 at dawn. 29 00:03:13,407 --> 00:03:14,601 Are you sure? 30 00:03:18,847 --> 00:03:20,360 Maybe it's your period, 31 00:03:20,527 --> 00:03:21,880 for example. 32 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:26,486 Right, my period's coming and I've got sinusitis. 33 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,035 But that's irrelevant. 34 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:31,882 - Of course it's relevant. - No, it's not. 35 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:34,844 I'm in love, Pedro. 36 00:03:35,727 --> 00:03:36,921 I'm positive. 37 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:38,924 Don't be so sure. 38 00:03:39,807 --> 00:03:43,038 It's just sexual attraction. It happens to me 39 00:03:43,207 --> 00:03:45,516 sometimes, very rarely, 40 00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:47,801 almost never. 41 00:03:49,327 --> 00:03:52,239 I just don't think it's reason enough 42 00:03:52,407 --> 00:03:54,716 to dump me. It's just a phase. 43 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:57,596 I'm sorry. 44 00:04:07,087 --> 00:04:09,237 We can still be friends. 45 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:16,318 It was full of lint and it was ugly anyway. 46 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:19,286 Your mother makes you such ugly sweaters. 47 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:22,315 I gave it to them for the play. 48 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:24,285 You don't mind, do you? 49 00:04:25,087 --> 00:04:26,964 Of course I mind! 50 00:04:27,647 --> 00:04:29,365 Where is it? Give it back. 51 00:04:29,647 --> 00:04:31,399 You're always helping them. 52 00:04:31,727 --> 00:04:34,844 Last week it was money and now my clothes? 53 00:04:36,127 --> 00:04:39,642 Honey, I wear this tie all the time. 54 00:04:40,327 --> 00:04:42,795 - Here. - Just cool it. 55 00:04:43,727 --> 00:04:47,720 Sonia, we're not a charity. We'll never buy that apartment. 56 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,238 - What happened? - What? 57 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:52,961 What have you done? 58 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,643 What have you done to my sweater? 59 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,998 This isn't funny! What is this? 60 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:02,523 - You can't wear that in public. - Not any more. 61 00:05:04,927 --> 00:05:06,599 Not even in a circus. 62 00:05:10,327 --> 00:05:12,124 Look what she did to it. 63 00:05:13,807 --> 00:05:16,958 Always helping her friends from Lucia's theater group. 64 00:05:18,207 --> 00:05:19,435 My love... 65 00:05:19,847 --> 00:05:20,962 My love... 66 00:05:21,207 --> 00:05:22,526 - My love! - What? 67 00:05:22,687 --> 00:05:27,477 Go ahead and paint their faces. But don't give them my clothes. 68 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:31,715 No, not "oy". We're not the Medici family. 69 00:05:32,847 --> 00:05:34,519 Paula dumped me. 70 00:05:35,647 --> 00:05:36,796 What? 71 00:05:37,927 --> 00:05:39,360 What happened? 72 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,079 She's in love with someone else. Didn't say who. 73 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:49,437 Hey, she probably went back to an old boyfriend. 74 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:52,161 Pedro, Pedro. 75 00:05:52,327 --> 00:05:55,319 Don't worry about it. It's all right. 76 00:05:55,807 --> 00:05:59,402 Paula leaves me to go fuck some big hard stud 77 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,558 and you say it's all right? 78 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:04,639 Okay, maybe not. But it could be good for you. 79 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:06,240 Don't tell him that. 80 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:09,478 Everything will be fine. 81 00:06:09,727 --> 00:06:11,683 Don't tell him that, either. 82 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:16,243 This isn't a washing machine, you can't just fix it. 83 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:19,236 The relationship failed, that's all. 84 00:06:19,407 --> 00:06:20,556 Just like giving 85 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:23,195 money to the theater group. Another failure. 86 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:26,365 Paula's only had two boyfriends. One's in Mexico, 87 00:06:26,527 --> 00:06:30,520 so it must be the other one. Daniel. You're right, 88 00:06:30,687 --> 00:06:32,962 - they still see each other. - Who cares 89 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:34,355 who Paula's with? 90 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:38,076 That's what I'm saying, it doesn't matter. Definitely 91 00:06:38,247 --> 00:06:39,999 that Daniel guy. Who cares? 92 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:43,515 Sorry, Pedro, but I have to go to work. 93 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:47,960 Come on, cheer up. Take the sweater and give me a kiss. 94 00:06:49,647 --> 00:06:51,285 I'll call you later. 95 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:02,044 It's nothing, you'll see. 96 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:04,366 Of course it's nothing. 97 00:07:04,527 --> 00:07:06,404 Daniel's gay. 98 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:10,316 He moved in with a guy after he and Paula broke up. 99 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,484 - Looks expensive, doesn't it? - We'll go Dutch. 100 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:37,636 - No. - Sure. 101 00:07:37,847 --> 00:07:39,644 - No, Paula. - Why should you pay? 102 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,401 No, it doesn't feel right. How much? 103 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:43,841 14,500. 104 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:47,527 Wait, wait, let's do this. 105 00:07:47,727 --> 00:07:50,116 I'll pay 8,500... 106 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:52,482 - Seven. - You pay 6,000. 107 00:07:54,527 --> 00:07:56,563 - We're 500 short. - Right. 108 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,278 - I'll pay you back later. - No. 109 00:08:03,087 --> 00:08:04,759 One thing's for sure. 110 00:08:05,847 --> 00:08:08,645 You jumped the gun telling him so soon. 111 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:10,965 I jumped the gun? 112 00:08:12,007 --> 00:08:14,077 I thought you would wait longer. 113 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:18,483 But don't worry about Pedro. He'll be fine in a couple days. 114 00:08:18,647 --> 00:08:20,285 I don't want him to suffer. 115 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:24,199 Don't get all sad on me. 116 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:25,756 That's forbidden. 117 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,919 Let me see that smile. 118 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:30,686 You remember? 119 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:34,039 A little stretch here, another over there, 120 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,797 and just pull the string right here... 121 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:40,882 Nice, isn't it? 122 00:08:42,327 --> 00:08:46,366 When will you tell Sonia? You promised to tell her first. 123 00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:49,720 Right, that was the idea. 124 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:53,281 I'll just have to wait a bit longer. 125 00:08:53,727 --> 00:08:54,682 Why? 126 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:58,086 Because if I tell her now, they'll know. 127 00:08:58,607 --> 00:09:01,360 Javier, that's the point. They have to know. 128 00:09:02,047 --> 00:09:03,321 Oh, right. 129 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:05,685 Of course they do! 130 00:09:06,007 --> 00:09:08,726 - Silly! - Hey! 131 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:10,516 Watch it. 132 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:12,801 Seriously... 133 00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:16,680 I still haven't exactly told her, 134 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:19,477 but I've sent her signals. 135 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:22,161 - Signals? - To prepare her. 136 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:26,199 I've been very busy lately. 137 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:29,837 - Why? - Well, because... I've got 138 00:09:30,007 --> 00:09:32,123 - a surprise for you. - For me? 139 00:09:32,287 --> 00:09:33,402 What surprise? 140 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:35,036 Well... 141 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:41,285 We're going away just you and me 142 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:44,002 for a whole weekend in an incredible 143 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,522 house in the mountains. 144 00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:49,561 Careful with that little smile. 145 00:09:50,647 --> 00:09:53,923 - What's wrong with it? - It's turning me on. 146 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,957 Well, what's turning me off, 147 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,761 driving me completely insane, 148 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:05,681 are these pretty little panties. 149 00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:08,799 Then why take them off? 150 00:10:09,927 --> 00:10:13,397 To check the size. I want to buy myself a pair. 151 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,762 Yeah? Know what I want to buy? 152 00:10:16,287 --> 00:10:19,882 Some underwear like yours. They remind me of my grandfather. 153 00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:21,635 No shit. 154 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:24,846 You and grandpa, eh? 155 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:28,566 You little tramp. 156 00:10:33,607 --> 00:10:35,325 I have something to say. 157 00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:43,160 Was that clear? 158 00:10:43,487 --> 00:10:45,603 - No. - I'll say it again. 159 00:10:49,727 --> 00:10:51,843 - What about now? - Better. 160 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:54,641 - Now let's put some life into it. - Oh, yeah. 161 00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:56,679 - Would you like that? - Yeah. 162 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:04,959 How's Pedro? Is he any better? 163 00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:06,162 Not at all. 164 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:08,922 He realized it can't be Daniel 165 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:11,157 and spent all day listing every 166 00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:13,761 - single guy Paula knows. - Why not Daniel? 167 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:16,005 Because he's gay. 168 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:19,677 Why are you in bed already? 169 00:11:20,607 --> 00:11:22,882 I'm exhausted. What a day... 170 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,362 Too bad. 171 00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:26,603 I thought you might be in the mood. 172 00:11:31,447 --> 00:11:35,326 No, Sonia, I can't. 173 00:11:36,207 --> 00:11:37,526 I'm physically 174 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,757 - destroyed. - And I'm hot all over. 175 00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:48,001 Wait, wait. 176 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:50,319 - Wait. - What? 177 00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,040 I need to talk to you. 178 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:56,961 I have something to say. 179 00:11:58,207 --> 00:11:59,925 What is it? 180 00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:02,596 Well... 181 00:12:09,607 --> 00:12:11,802 I have to go to Avila 182 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:16,357 for the weekend for a work meeting. 183 00:12:18,247 --> 00:12:19,396 Fine. 184 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,043 Don't worry, it's all right. 185 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:27,322 And... 186 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,081 What, my love? 187 00:12:32,087 --> 00:12:33,440 I love you so much. 188 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:36,916 Me, too. 189 00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:47,996 And Daniel can't be gay, if he went out with Paula... 190 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,520 Not everything in life is black or white. 191 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,440 Many people think we're all bisexuals. 192 00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,321 That's right. There you go. 193 00:12:57,487 --> 00:12:59,762 Daniel could be with Paula because 194 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:01,326 first he was white, 195 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,842 then black, then white again. 196 00:13:04,007 --> 00:13:05,326 - Then grey. - What? 197 00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:07,001 He likes it all. 198 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:10,876 Like you said. We're all bisexual, not me though. 199 00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:13,920 But Daniel could be with Paula because he is 200 00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,639 bisexual, right? 201 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:18,960 What's wrong with you? 202 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,240 What have you been doing? 203 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:24,477 Nothing, nothing. 204 00:13:24,647 --> 00:13:26,444 I was working, of course. 205 00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:28,645 Take off my bra. 206 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:32,322 Being gay isn't like smoking. You can't just quit. 207 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:34,916 I don't know. 208 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:46,965 Hey, hey, don't do that. You're too tired. 209 00:13:50,607 --> 00:13:52,882 Although if you want 210 00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:56,323 you can just lie there and I'll do the rest. 211 00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:58,721 Sure. 212 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,403 - You know what? - What? 213 00:14:02,047 --> 00:14:05,005 - Who cares who Paula's with? - Exactly. 214 00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:38,480 Don't know what to do. Four hands, four arms, 215 00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:41,161 two doors and one key. 216 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,838 Sounds fun, a real mess, lots of noise, 217 00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:46,804 too much lipstick. 218 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,247 - Four legs... - And one friend. 219 00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:53,365 - What will you do? - Don't know what to do. 220 00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:57,124 - What will you do? - Don't know what to do. 221 00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:59,120 What will you do? 222 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:00,800 Don't know what to do. 223 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,798 What will you do? 224 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,559 Don't know what to do. 225 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,803 I sing you to sleep. 226 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:09,003 Feed you when you're hungry. 227 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,761 Can't keep you warm enough. 228 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,121 Give me more, my love. 229 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,676 Sorry, I just... 230 00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:17,485 A real mess, four hands, 231 00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:18,966 - four arms... - And one friend. 232 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,719 What will you do? 233 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,525 Don't know what to do. 234 00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:26,197 - What will you do? - Don't know what to do. 235 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:29,837 - What will you do? - Don't know what to do. 236 00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:31,838 What will you do? 237 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:34,475 Poor baby, doesn't know what to do. 238 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,600 Four hands, four arms, 239 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:52,156 too much lipstick. A real mess, 240 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,646 lots of noise. 241 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,401 Don't know what to do. Let's run away. 242 00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,523 You're too cold for me. 243 00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:02,121 Can't keep you warm enough. 244 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:05,677 - What will you do? - But I just put on 245 00:16:05,847 --> 00:16:07,644 my pants! 246 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:13,000 Sounds fun. Four arms, four hands, 247 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:16,637 - four legs, two doors, one key. - And one friend. 248 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,122 Hey, champ. 249 00:16:32,087 --> 00:16:34,965 You're looking much better already. 250 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,199 You're almost over it. 251 00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:41,283 I didn't sleep a wink. 252 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:45,996 Of course, that's a symptom of recovery. 253 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:50,516 Otherwise you'd be lying around depressed all day. Not you. 254 00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:54,120 Your mind is staying active. 255 00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,039 That's why you couldn't sleep. 256 00:16:57,207 --> 00:17:00,244 I couldn't sleep because when I closed my eyes 257 00:17:00,407 --> 00:17:02,045 I saw her fucking another guy. 258 00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:05,567 Even worse, the bitch's face lit up 259 00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,726 like I've never seen. 260 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:12,079 Did you imagine her with... What's his name? 261 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,037 - David? - No, Daniel. 262 00:17:15,207 --> 00:17:17,641 - Right, Daniel. - But Daniel's gay. 263 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,436 Good afternoon. 264 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:20,642 Hello. 265 00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:24,956 What do you mean, gay? He went out with Paula. 266 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,446 No, he's gay. 267 00:17:27,807 --> 00:17:29,081 You're misinformed. 268 00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:32,000 Did you know that new research says 269 00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:33,965 we're all bisexual? 270 00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:36,999 I could fall in love with you. 271 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,998 You fall in love with me? How? 272 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,558 I just could. It happens. 273 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,287 For who you are. We go way back. 274 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,962 Lots of friends fall in love. 275 00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:52,166 - Just focus on Paula and Daniel. - It's not him. 276 00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:56,404 Daniel and his boyfriend are a registered couple. 277 00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,444 That means nothing, Pedro. 278 00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:01,838 You know how promiscuous homosexuals are. 279 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:06,399 - With men, not women! - Aren't you listening to me? 280 00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:10,602 That's secondary. Besides, I'm not making this up. It's science. 281 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,446 Excuse us. Play for service. 282 00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:14,402 Yes. 283 00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:17,365 Believe me, Pedro. 284 00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:20,326 I don't know who it is, but I'll kill him. 285 00:18:23,407 --> 00:18:24,283 Out! 286 00:18:26,247 --> 00:18:27,236 What? 287 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,439 What do you mean, out? 288 00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:34,043 This guy's cheating at a singles / couples tournament. 289 00:18:34,207 --> 00:18:35,606 Damnit, Pedro. 290 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:38,759 - It was three feet long! - Bullshit! 291 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:41,077 - Calm down. - You think I'm stupid? 292 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,239 Go ahead, say it. 293 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:44,522 It was way long. 294 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:47,804 - Besides, it didn't count. - That's right. 295 00:18:49,847 --> 00:18:53,157 All right, all right. You serve. 296 00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:58,837 Forgive him, he's going through rough times. 297 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,517 His girlfriend dumped him for a homo. 298 00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:03,803 How could she dump him for a homo? 299 00:19:04,847 --> 00:19:07,600 The guy used to be one. He isn't any more. 300 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,156 Sure. Everything isn't always black or white. 301 00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:13,042 Besides, we're all bisexual anyway. 302 00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:20,523 It was obvious, Pedro. I saw it coming. You know why? 303 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:23,720 You were too nice to her. Women hate that. 304 00:19:23,887 --> 00:19:26,640 The worse you treat them, the hornier they get. 305 00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:30,846 You're too soft, Pedro. You're lucky to be rid of her. 306 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:34,920 - That's right, Pedro. - Girlfriends are the worst. 307 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,839 - Right, Carlos? - Yeah, but... 308 00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:39,282 No buts. Look at Carlos. 309 00:19:39,447 --> 00:19:42,041 Happily single. Now it's your turn. 310 00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:45,643 You can do whatever you want without answering to anybody. 311 00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:47,001 And consider this: 312 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,601 Girlfriends never last. 313 00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:55,564 But an ex-girlfriend lasts forever. You can fuck her whenever you want. 314 00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:58,561 - It's been proven. - Actually... 315 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:03,284 But you and Victoria have been going out since... 316 00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:08,237 So what? Sure, I live with Victoria. But I screw all the women I can. 317 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,726 That's the trick. 318 00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:13,683 Know what's wrong with this country? People don't fuck enough. 319 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:16,162 Forget what the sociologists say. 320 00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:19,837 I've learned what I know from life itself. 321 00:20:20,007 --> 00:20:21,725 - People... - What's your point? 322 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,843 - What's your point? - Shit, Pedro. 323 00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:25,725 Don't interrupt me. 324 00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:27,675 People go crazy. 325 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,485 Why? Lack of sex. 326 00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:32,640 When you become a couple you screw less. 327 00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:36,125 - Nobody knows why, but it's true. - Not me. 328 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,997 So people end up unhappy. 329 00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,283 What about me? I fuck like a champ. 330 00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:43,802 I have a girlfriend but I screw around, 331 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:48,563 which is what keeps us happy and together. Like in Cuba. 332 00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:51,241 Cubans are living on food rations, 333 00:20:51,407 --> 00:20:53,125 practically starving to death, 334 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:56,319 but they're happy. Why? Because they're always fucking. 335 00:20:56,967 --> 00:21:00,039 You always see them dancing and screwing around. 336 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,201 - It's the Latin character. - Yeah, but Cuba... 337 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:06,245 You see, Pedro? That should be your motto. Forget Paula. 338 00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:09,285 To hell with her. I know plenty of choice girls. 339 00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:11,085 They don't need to be choice. 340 00:21:12,927 --> 00:21:15,839 The other day this total babe got in my taxi. 341 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,997 I came on to her, but nothing. 342 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,597 Was I upset? Not at all. Her loss. 343 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,645 Then later I picked up some ugly ass bitch. 344 00:21:24,807 --> 00:21:26,684 Of course I tried again. 345 00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:28,042 I'm mature enough 346 00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:30,357 to see beyond a woman's physique. 347 00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:35,199 15 minutes later I'm fucking her doggie-style in a field, 348 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:38,439 yanking her by the hair as she screams for more. 349 00:21:39,087 --> 00:21:40,440 And you know what? 350 00:21:41,887 --> 00:21:43,605 Even charged her full fare. 351 00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:53,199 There's something special about girls. 352 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:56,401 Girls are warriors! 353 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,925 From their perfume to their pearls. 354 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,598 Girls are warriors! 355 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,961 College girls with their hair in curls. 356 00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:09,283 Girls are warriors! 357 00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:13,164 In magazines or in person... 358 00:22:13,727 --> 00:22:16,002 Girls are warriors! 359 00:22:20,247 --> 00:22:22,602 Girls are warriors! 360 00:22:26,807 --> 00:22:29,241 Girls are warriors! 361 00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:33,045 Playing with them is like handling... 362 00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:35,677 nitroglycerine. 363 00:22:36,407 --> 00:22:39,638 More voltage than a nuclear power plant... 364 00:22:40,087 --> 00:22:41,805 And less radiation. 365 00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:45,845 They're in charge from the start, 366 00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:49,279 driving a stake through your heart. 367 00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:52,206 If the world's in a whirl, 368 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:56,879 some doll must have her hips in a twirl. 369 00:23:09,047 --> 00:23:12,278 They're in charge from the start, 370 00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:15,639 driving a stake through your heart. 371 00:23:15,847 --> 00:23:18,759 If the world's in a whirl, 372 00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:22,397 some doll must have her hips in a twirl. 373 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,365 There's something special about girls. 374 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:28,362 Girls are warriors! 375 00:23:29,087 --> 00:23:32,284 From their perfume to their pearls. 376 00:23:32,887 --> 00:23:35,481 Girls are warriors! 377 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,482 Girls are warriors! 378 00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:48,116 Girls are warriors! 379 00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:51,800 There's something special about girls. 380 00:23:52,127 --> 00:23:55,199 I just can't handle it. 381 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:58,479 They're warriors! 382 00:24:05,447 --> 00:24:06,926 My love. 383 00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:10,877 Why don't we introduce Pedro to your friend Nuria? 384 00:24:12,287 --> 00:24:16,075 She has a boyfriend, and Pedro's still in love with Paula. 385 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:18,686 You know what? 386 00:24:19,847 --> 00:24:22,281 I think it's really touching. 387 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:28,318 - What about Lucia? - What? 388 00:24:29,047 --> 00:24:32,562 She's sweet, pretty and no boyfriend. 389 00:24:32,727 --> 00:24:35,605 Of course not. She's a lesbian. 390 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:41,402 - Lucia from the theater group? - Yes. 391 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:46,203 No shit! She doesn't look like one. 392 00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:49,562 Well? 393 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:54,245 In your opinion, what do lesbians look like? 394 00:24:55,647 --> 00:24:58,559 Like lesbians. Short hair, 395 00:24:59,087 --> 00:25:00,679 checkered shirt, glasses... 396 00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:07,321 Very nice. You might as well say it while scratching your balls. 397 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:15,119 So that makes me a lesbian. 398 00:25:15,407 --> 00:25:18,160 Sonia, I have nothing against lesbians. 399 00:25:19,087 --> 00:25:21,476 Though that shirt isn't very feminine. 400 00:25:22,127 --> 00:25:24,595 So Lucia and Pedro...? 401 00:25:24,767 --> 00:25:27,122 - Lucia's a lesbian! - Okay, okay! 402 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:31,285 - You said we're all bisexuals. - Just drop it. 403 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:36,122 Lucia's happy as it is. She doesn't need guidance from a stud like you. 404 00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:38,437 I was only trying to help Pedro. 405 00:25:39,327 --> 00:25:41,045 Don't get upset. 406 00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:43,524 So sensitive. 407 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:50,486 - Sonia, that smells awful. - It'll go away. 408 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:57,156 It's going to stink forever. 409 00:25:57,327 --> 00:25:59,204 No, please! 410 00:26:02,927 --> 00:26:03,837 I'll kill you. 411 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,442 Son of a bitch! 412 00:26:34,847 --> 00:26:37,680 Will you fill out a survey on drugs? 413 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:40,725 Get away. Always the same crap about drugs. 414 00:26:40,887 --> 00:26:42,320 What a schmuck. 415 00:26:46,127 --> 00:26:47,196 Scumbag. 416 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:51,286 - I'll kick your ass. - Curly! 417 00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:18,318 Hello? Hi, Pedro. What's up? 418 00:27:18,487 --> 00:27:19,886 I'm spying on Paula. 419 00:27:21,447 --> 00:27:22,846 You're doing what? 420 00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:24,645 Spying on Paula. 421 00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:26,919 You're spying on her? 422 00:27:27,287 --> 00:27:30,165 Forget it. But I just saw Sonia enter her office. 423 00:27:30,487 --> 00:27:31,840 Why is she here? 424 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,236 Hello? 425 00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:37,242 Javier? 426 00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,517 - Where are they? - Still inside. 427 00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:50,841 Thanks, but you didn't have to come. 428 00:27:51,007 --> 00:27:54,443 Pedro, why the hell are you spying on Paula? 429 00:27:54,687 --> 00:27:57,326 - What? - It's absurd, don't you see? 430 00:27:57,607 --> 00:27:59,563 Come on, I'll take you home. 431 00:28:00,207 --> 00:28:02,004 Promise not to do it again. 432 00:28:18,527 --> 00:28:21,280 - Hi. - Hi. What are you doing here? 433 00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:24,837 - What a coincidence. And you? - I came to talk to Paula. 434 00:28:25,047 --> 00:28:26,400 - Great. - What about you? 435 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:28,963 I have a client nearby. 436 00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:33,484 - Paula, how are you? - Hi. 437 00:28:38,407 --> 00:28:39,965 It's been so long. 438 00:28:41,527 --> 00:28:44,997 - What are you two up to? - Going for coffee. Come with us. 439 00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,316 Okay. 440 00:28:49,607 --> 00:28:51,598 - What a coincidence. - Yeah. 441 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:24,558 Do you think it's permanent? 442 00:29:25,207 --> 00:29:28,324 All couples have problems, right? 443 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:32,521 Yeah, but don't push your luck. 444 00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:36,396 - I'm seeing someone else anyway. - Right, someone else. 445 00:29:37,447 --> 00:29:40,803 End of story. Let's just drop it. 446 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:43,959 It's too bad they broke up, but that's life. 447 00:29:44,327 --> 00:29:45,555 Pedro's over her 448 00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:47,797 anyway. He's doing great. 449 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,760 And how are you two? I mean as a couple. 450 00:29:52,127 --> 00:29:55,199 Fine. Actually, great. 451 00:29:55,847 --> 00:29:57,405 We're going to buy a place. 452 00:29:58,047 --> 00:29:59,196 Really? 453 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:01,403 Just an investment, really. 454 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,640 No, not just as an investment. 455 00:30:06,287 --> 00:30:08,198 How about you and the new guy? 456 00:30:08,727 --> 00:30:09,762 Not too well. 457 00:30:09,927 --> 00:30:11,155 Actually, he still 458 00:30:11,327 --> 00:30:13,443 hasn't even dumped his girlfriend. 459 00:30:14,327 --> 00:30:18,878 Well, give him time. Maybe he hasn't told her yet, 460 00:30:19,047 --> 00:30:20,799 but he's sending her signals. 461 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:22,878 I don't see him sending many "signals". 462 00:30:23,047 --> 00:30:25,322 I'll just tell her myself. 463 00:30:27,487 --> 00:30:29,205 No, don't do that. 464 00:30:29,487 --> 00:30:32,763 That would be a big mistake. Totally. 465 00:30:32,927 --> 00:30:34,599 Don't go there. 466 00:30:40,247 --> 00:30:41,077 Hey! 467 00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:43,681 - What a surprise! - Hi. 468 00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:45,764 We were in the neighborhood... 469 00:30:46,727 --> 00:30:48,877 - How are you, Paula? - Fine. You? 470 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:52,835 Let me introduce you all. Paula, Javier, Sonia, this is... 471 00:30:53,007 --> 00:30:54,520 - my girlfriend, Jessica. - Jennifer. 472 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:57,645 Jennifer, my girlfriend. Why are you all here? 473 00:30:57,807 --> 00:31:00,958 We ran into each other. We're having coffee. 474 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,196 Oh, great. 475 00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:05,245 We're just refueling a bit, right Jennifer? 476 00:31:05,607 --> 00:31:07,199 We've been fucking all day. 477 00:31:08,807 --> 00:31:10,126 We'll join you. 478 00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:11,515 I'm off to work. 479 00:31:12,727 --> 00:31:16,402 That's too bad. Anyway, Paula... 480 00:31:16,807 --> 00:31:19,401 Give me a call sometime. Actually, no. 481 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,682 I'll call you. 482 00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:23,004 I'm always with Jennifer. 483 00:31:23,247 --> 00:31:25,715 - Can I order something? - Sure, honey. 484 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:28,957 A pitcher of sangr�a and some donuts. 485 00:31:47,047 --> 00:31:51,404 Right. I have my own, unique method of investigation: T.I.S. 486 00:31:51,567 --> 00:31:52,761 T.I.S. 487 00:31:52,927 --> 00:31:56,840 "Total Investigation System". It's 100%% reliable. 488 00:31:57,527 --> 00:32:00,280 - Does it work? - Does it work? 489 00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:02,479 Name any famous case. 490 00:32:02,967 --> 00:32:06,004 The most famous case ever resolved. 491 00:32:07,407 --> 00:32:08,999 Who killed JFK, right? 492 00:32:09,487 --> 00:32:14,242 - Well, I'm here because... - You don't know, do you? 493 00:32:18,207 --> 00:32:19,435 Oswald, right? 494 00:32:20,847 --> 00:32:22,439 Please, Mr. Campillo. 495 00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:26,120 Come with me. 496 00:32:27,127 --> 00:32:30,881 You can't possibly believe the lies in the Warren Commission Report. 497 00:32:31,847 --> 00:32:33,599 Right, it was a conspiracy. 498 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:38,726 Organized by the aforementioned. Kennedy killed himself. 499 00:32:41,087 --> 00:32:42,361 Oswald was what I call 500 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,563 an "imaginary guilty". 501 00:32:44,727 --> 00:32:46,843 There were many in this case. 502 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:50,484 I found all this out with my T.I.S. method. 503 00:32:50,647 --> 00:32:53,764 So how about following my girlfriend? 504 00:32:53,927 --> 00:32:57,966 Right now I'm free. I've finished investigating Marilyn's death, 505 00:32:58,127 --> 00:33:00,004 so I can take your case. 506 00:33:00,207 --> 00:33:03,483 I need photos and personal info. Right away. 507 00:33:04,647 --> 00:33:07,719 What about the slides? They're excellent. 508 00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,481 - The boss will love them. - What do I care? 509 00:33:11,927 --> 00:33:14,566 TOD AY IS THE FIRST D AY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 510 00:33:16,047 --> 00:33:17,002 Hi. 511 00:33:18,687 --> 00:33:19,802 How are you? 512 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:21,886 Hi, Paula. 513 00:33:22,487 --> 00:33:25,081 You look great. I brought you flowers. 514 00:33:25,527 --> 00:33:27,245 Want to see a movie later? 515 00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:30,285 No, I don't want to do anything with you. 516 00:33:31,447 --> 00:33:35,156 - Tell me when the meeting's set. - Where's the copy machine? 517 00:33:35,327 --> 00:33:36,806 Right over there. 518 00:33:38,087 --> 00:33:41,966 "Sending her signals". Now I see the signals you're sending. 519 00:33:42,127 --> 00:33:45,199 Of course they're signals. They're subtle, that's all. 520 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:49,246 Sure, like buying a place together. You can't fool me. 521 00:33:49,407 --> 00:33:51,637 - You won't leave her. - Yes I will. 522 00:33:54,127 --> 00:33:55,480 I'm going to leave her. 523 00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:58,803 And there's no new apartment because... 524 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,241 Just because. 525 00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:04,277 Besides, would we go away for the weekend if I weren't sure? 526 00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:06,759 That's a pretty big signal. 527 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,236 Paula. 528 00:34:12,487 --> 00:34:17,003 Don't be upset. You know I'm dying to spend time with you. 529 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:22,725 - We're going away this weekend? - Sure, it's all planned. 530 00:34:23,047 --> 00:34:26,756 This weekend or next. Two incredible days, you'll see. 531 00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:33,558 Don't give me that smile again. 532 00:34:35,087 --> 00:34:37,521 - We could do it right here. - No. 533 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,120 - I'm off. I'll call you later. - Okay. 534 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,766 We'll see a movie. 535 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,041 Don't be angry. 536 00:34:45,847 --> 00:34:49,078 Javi, wait. I want to tell you something. 537 00:34:49,527 --> 00:34:50,755 Come on. 538 00:35:06,247 --> 00:35:10,399 There's something I want to tell you. 539 00:35:11,247 --> 00:35:15,798 It's important, at least to me. 540 00:35:16,287 --> 00:35:19,836 I haven't slept all night 541 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,524 because there's something 542 00:35:23,687 --> 00:35:26,042 I need to hear you say... 543 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:36,804 Tell me that you love me. 544 00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:47,323 Tell me that you love me. 545 00:35:57,487 --> 00:35:59,876 I'm sad and I need 546 00:36:00,047 --> 00:36:01,036 to know... 547 00:36:02,487 --> 00:36:06,605 if you really love me like yesterday. 548 00:36:07,527 --> 00:36:09,802 It might seem silly 549 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:12,435 but I'm going to ask you 550 00:36:12,727 --> 00:36:17,437 to say it again and again and again. 551 00:36:24,927 --> 00:36:27,999 Tell me that you love me. 552 00:36:35,127 --> 00:36:38,324 Tell me that you love me. 553 00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:49,725 Tell me that you love me. 554 00:36:59,647 --> 00:37:02,036 Monica, you're looking fantastic. 555 00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:04,321 - What do you want? - Me? 556 00:37:04,487 --> 00:37:06,239 Nothing. Nothing at all. 557 00:37:06,927 --> 00:37:09,600 Well, there is one thing. 558 00:37:09,887 --> 00:37:12,959 I was wondering if you're still single. 559 00:37:13,127 --> 00:37:15,925 Javier, I think you've hurt me enough. 560 00:37:16,087 --> 00:37:19,523 That's why I want you to meet a friend of mine. 561 00:37:20,047 --> 00:37:21,878 You two are made for each other. 562 00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:24,925 That's what you said about us. Until you dumped me. 563 00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:27,880 Fine, you don't have to meet him. 564 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,280 One more thing. That house of yours in the mountains... 565 00:37:33,847 --> 00:37:37,522 Could I rent it? Or maybe use it for free? 566 00:37:38,287 --> 00:37:39,561 That would be great. 567 00:37:40,247 --> 00:37:42,238 Yeah, it sure would. 568 00:37:44,447 --> 00:37:48,884 You've got some nerve! I know what you want it for. 569 00:37:49,687 --> 00:37:52,838 - Fine, rent it to me. - I love the mountains. 570 00:37:53,007 --> 00:37:56,966 Strolling through the country, by the river, along paths, 571 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:59,886 through the fields. I love walking. 572 00:38:00,287 --> 00:38:01,845 Not just in the mountains, 573 00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:05,317 also in the city, in the park, through the streets, 574 00:38:05,487 --> 00:38:07,205 down the big avenues... 575 00:38:07,447 --> 00:38:09,642 Excuse me, I'm sort of busy. 576 00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:14,925 Wait a moment, Javier. 577 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,558 I was unfair to you. 578 00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:21,323 You're trying to be nice and I was nasty to you. 579 00:38:21,487 --> 00:38:23,364 - It's okay. - Look. 580 00:38:23,727 --> 00:38:27,163 You can use the house. I want us to stay friends. 581 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,319 I can use the house? 582 00:38:30,807 --> 00:38:34,197 Thank you so much, Monica. That's a huge favor. 583 00:38:34,807 --> 00:38:38,038 - You're welcome. - Do you want to meet my friend? 584 00:38:38,207 --> 00:38:41,882 Friends are the most important thing in the world. 585 00:38:42,047 --> 00:38:45,005 Though true friends are hard to come by. 586 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,323 True friends are people 587 00:38:47,487 --> 00:38:50,524 you can count on through good times and bad. 588 00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:53,042 I love going out with friends. Movies, 589 00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:57,564 strolls, riding bikes, the flea market, out for dinner... 590 00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:01,204 Javier, could we watch this here? My VCR is broken. 591 00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:03,562 Don't worry, Pedro. She's a sweetheart. 592 00:39:03,727 --> 00:39:07,561 You have lots in common. Leave the conversation to me. 593 00:39:07,727 --> 00:39:10,560 - Yeah, but I need to watch this. - I'll go change. 594 00:39:10,727 --> 00:39:13,195 - You really want to watch this? - Real quick. 595 00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,797 - Is it long? - I don't think so. 596 00:39:15,967 --> 00:39:17,958 Antonio Sagaz? Who's that? 597 00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:19,879 The detective I hired to follow Paula. 598 00:39:20,327 --> 00:39:23,956 That tape must be of her and her new stud boyfriend. 599 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:29,523 Enough already! You're sick. How could you do such a thing? 600 00:39:29,687 --> 00:39:31,803 - Well... - That tape goes in the trash. 601 00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:34,959 - It cost me a fortune! - And then what'll you do? 602 00:39:35,127 --> 00:39:37,516 Pay some thug to kick the guy's ass? 603 00:39:38,527 --> 00:39:39,562 Hold still! 604 00:39:42,127 --> 00:39:43,276 Get off me! 605 00:39:44,927 --> 00:39:46,246 - Sonia! - Give it. 606 00:39:46,407 --> 00:39:47,522 Sonia! 607 00:39:48,087 --> 00:39:49,998 Hey! What's going on here? 608 00:39:53,847 --> 00:39:57,396 Stop that! You're like children. What's the problem? 609 00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:58,875 - Know what he did? - What? 610 00:39:59,047 --> 00:40:02,039 He hired a detective to follow Paula around. 611 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,886 You really did that? 612 00:40:05,727 --> 00:40:07,797 - What's so funny? - That's enough. 613 00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:11,960 He made a mistake, so what? Look what you did to his shirt. 614 00:40:13,487 --> 00:40:15,205 She's here. You're ready. Pedro! 615 00:40:15,927 --> 00:40:18,282 - Calm down. - Whatever you do, 616 00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:21,200 - forget Paula. - I'll get one of Javier's shirts. 617 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:23,439 This girl's perfect for you. 618 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:27,123 She could be the one. Don't give him my green shirt. 619 00:40:27,647 --> 00:40:29,080 I'll throw this away. 620 00:40:34,087 --> 00:40:35,281 Hi. 621 00:40:36,127 --> 00:40:37,879 Right on time! 622 00:40:38,207 --> 00:40:39,640 Come on up. 623 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,685 You're right. 624 00:41:04,847 --> 00:41:08,044 This can't go on. Paula can see whoever she wants. 625 00:41:08,527 --> 00:41:09,516 Right. 626 00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:12,521 And you could fall in love again at any time. 627 00:41:13,927 --> 00:41:15,076 Come here. 628 00:41:16,567 --> 00:41:17,682 - Come here. - What? 629 00:41:17,847 --> 00:41:19,678 You put your shirt on wrong. 630 00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:25,245 I've put on weight anyway. I'm too chubby. 631 00:41:26,407 --> 00:41:28,523 Maybe I should leave it untucked. 632 00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:32,444 Even if you tucked your shirt in, 633 00:41:33,047 --> 00:41:36,403 I'm sure she'd love you. You'll see. 634 00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:47,241 You like it, Pedro? 635 00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:53,116 - Yeah, it's good. - What a coincidence! I think so too. 636 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:56,639 Pasta is my favorite food. 637 00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:59,077 Macaroni, spaghetti, 638 00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:01,920 - cannelloni, ravioli, lasagna... - Pilar. 639 00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:03,964 Pedro adores pasta. 640 00:42:04,127 --> 00:42:05,640 Really? 641 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,643 - Yeah, I like it. - More than that. 642 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:10,081 It drives him crazy. 643 00:42:10,247 --> 00:42:12,238 As a kid that's all he ate. 644 00:42:12,967 --> 00:42:17,085 Fettuccini, tortellini, and those little ties... 645 00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:19,877 - Bow-tie. - Right. 646 00:42:20,087 --> 00:42:22,203 The best thing about Italian food 647 00:42:22,367 --> 00:42:27,361 is you can do so much with it: With tomato, salads, with cheese... 648 00:42:27,527 --> 00:42:28,880 With garlic. 649 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,446 Like in a Chinese soup. 650 00:42:30,607 --> 00:42:33,804 With shrimp, mushrooms... 651 00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:37,042 Pilar, tell us about yourself. 652 00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:40,325 - How long have you worked there? - Two months and 11 days. 653 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:43,927 You know what Pedro loves to do? 654 00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:46,444 - To stroll. - No! 655 00:42:47,207 --> 00:42:48,606 So do I! 656 00:42:49,207 --> 00:42:52,882 In the street, the park, the weekend, in the rain... 657 00:42:55,167 --> 00:42:57,727 - Yeah, it's okay. - Well. 658 00:42:57,887 --> 00:43:00,606 Javier's the one who loves to stroll. 659 00:43:01,167 --> 00:43:04,079 I remember he used to walk all the time. 660 00:43:04,247 --> 00:43:06,841 In the morning, on the sidewalk, 661 00:43:07,007 --> 00:43:09,282 - across bridges... - Down the street... 662 00:43:09,447 --> 00:43:10,960 You never told me. 663 00:43:13,447 --> 00:43:15,517 I used to like it much more. 664 00:43:15,687 --> 00:43:20,078 But Pedro absolutely loves it. Pedro walks everywhere. 665 00:43:20,247 --> 00:43:22,477 Normally he'd be walking around as we speak. 666 00:43:22,647 --> 00:43:24,717 Exactly like me. Exactly. 667 00:43:25,207 --> 00:43:27,437 You two can go for a stroll later. 668 00:43:27,887 --> 00:43:30,037 Yeah, and we'll talk some more. 669 00:43:30,247 --> 00:43:31,521 Get to know each other. 670 00:43:31,687 --> 00:43:33,279 It's so hard to find someone 671 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:35,722 who you have so much in common with. 672 00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:37,875 This is great, Pedro. 673 00:43:38,047 --> 00:43:42,404 I'm so happy. I'm really counting on the success of our relationship. 674 00:43:42,967 --> 00:43:46,846 That's everything. Now if you compare these monkeys 675 00:43:47,007 --> 00:43:50,317 to the people around you, you'll find many similarities. 676 00:43:50,927 --> 00:43:52,565 Any questions? 677 00:43:53,007 --> 00:43:54,679 Don't be shy. You've got 678 00:43:54,847 --> 00:43:56,041 plenty of questions. 679 00:43:57,127 --> 00:43:58,355 He's a good speaker. 680 00:43:59,207 --> 00:44:00,925 And so handsome, too. 681 00:44:01,087 --> 00:44:02,156 He's my boyfriend. 682 00:44:02,327 --> 00:44:04,921 - Together long? - No, actually we met 683 00:44:05,087 --> 00:44:07,681 last night, but it was love at first sight. 684 00:44:08,047 --> 00:44:10,436 Did someone introduce you to him? 685 00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:13,644 A colleague of mine from work. Javier. 686 00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:17,357 - At a party? - No, at his house. 687 00:44:17,527 --> 00:44:20,837 - Then we went to dinner. - What kind of restaurant? 688 00:44:21,007 --> 00:44:24,283 An Italian place. We both adore Italian food. 689 00:44:25,047 --> 00:44:26,036 So do I. 690 00:44:26,207 --> 00:44:29,802 Did you meet him here today or did you come to surprise him? 691 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:32,800 The truth is, I came to tell him something. 692 00:44:34,687 --> 00:44:37,326 There's something I want to tell you. 693 00:44:37,487 --> 00:44:39,478 It's important, at least to me. 694 00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:42,556 I haven't slept all night, because 695 00:44:42,727 --> 00:44:45,799 there's something I need to hear you say... 696 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,564 Tell me that you love me. 697 00:44:55,207 --> 00:44:57,675 Tell me that you love me. 698 00:44:59,887 --> 00:45:02,481 I'm sad and I need to know... 699 00:45:02,647 --> 00:45:05,320 if you really love me like yesterday. 700 00:45:05,487 --> 00:45:07,876 It might seem silly but I'm going to ask you 701 00:45:08,047 --> 00:45:10,959 to say it again and again and again. 702 00:45:15,047 --> 00:45:16,526 Tell me that you love me. 703 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:22,682 Tell me that you love me. 704 00:45:40,207 --> 00:45:42,163 Tell me that you love me. 705 00:45:45,887 --> 00:45:47,798 Tell her that you love her. 706 00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:52,920 Tell me that you love me. 707 00:46:07,127 --> 00:46:09,595 I found him a girlfriend, you know. 708 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,405 - Really? - Yes. 709 00:46:11,647 --> 00:46:14,286 - Did they hit it off? - Not quite. 710 00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:17,123 You know how hard it is for Pedro. 711 00:46:17,287 --> 00:46:21,724 He's a tough nut to crack. She's cute, very talkative... 712 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:25,158 He probably can't forget you. 713 00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:28,880 You're unforgettable. 714 00:46:29,327 --> 00:46:32,080 - You're so full of shit. - I'm serious. 715 00:46:33,927 --> 00:46:35,280 What's that? 716 00:46:35,527 --> 00:46:37,404 - What? - Something strange... 717 00:46:38,047 --> 00:46:39,480 - Where? - Here. 718 00:46:40,927 --> 00:46:44,522 - We're going to crash. - Have you always had this? 719 00:46:45,287 --> 00:46:48,324 You must have, it really stands out. 720 00:46:55,407 --> 00:46:57,398 What a disaster. Nobody came. 721 00:46:57,607 --> 00:47:00,963 Not at all. Look, seventeen people came. 722 00:47:01,927 --> 00:47:05,237 And seventeen's a good number. 723 00:47:05,407 --> 00:47:07,841 There are more actors here than spectators. 724 00:47:08,007 --> 00:47:10,760 - The word of mouth will kick in. - I hope so. 725 00:47:10,927 --> 00:47:12,519 Everything must be perfect. 726 00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:14,719 - Hi, Pedro. - Hi. 727 00:47:15,527 --> 00:47:18,360 - How are you, Lucia? - Here's your ticket. 728 00:47:18,527 --> 00:47:20,165 Take one of our flyers. 729 00:47:21,567 --> 00:47:23,125 No, I'm not into that. 730 00:47:23,847 --> 00:47:25,803 Well, you never know for sure. 731 00:47:27,487 --> 00:47:28,602 Pedro! 732 00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:30,075 You didn't see me! 733 00:48:29,567 --> 00:48:34,402 Fertility is a gift from the gods 734 00:48:35,047 --> 00:48:39,325 which we mortals, playthings of the skies above, 735 00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:41,725 cannot control. 736 00:48:43,407 --> 00:48:45,716 But I want children. 737 00:48:46,367 --> 00:48:48,358 I want children! 738 00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:51,360 I want children. 739 00:48:52,407 --> 00:48:55,399 Children are like the seeds of a sunflower, 740 00:48:55,567 --> 00:48:58,240 or the cries of lost kittens. 741 00:48:58,807 --> 00:49:01,560 Here we bring the fertility machine. 742 00:49:01,727 --> 00:49:03,957 Finally I'll know if I can have children. 743 00:49:10,687 --> 00:49:14,316 What a surprise. I will not have a child, 744 00:49:15,767 --> 00:49:18,042 I will have a melon. 745 00:49:19,927 --> 00:49:21,155 Say something! 746 00:49:21,327 --> 00:49:22,555 And get up! 747 00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:29,917 I'm the melon boy! 748 00:49:30,527 --> 00:49:32,483 Melon boy! 749 00:49:33,007 --> 00:49:35,521 I'm the melon boy! 750 00:49:41,607 --> 00:49:42,756 Paula. 751 00:49:43,927 --> 00:49:44,837 Paula. 752 00:49:45,927 --> 00:49:46,916 What's in here? 753 00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,282 Clothes. 754 00:49:49,927 --> 00:49:51,360 A whole closet full? 755 00:49:54,447 --> 00:49:57,723 This will be the best weekend of your life. 756 00:50:01,647 --> 00:50:03,842 I can't see. Can I open them? 757 00:50:05,887 --> 00:50:07,115 - Can I...? - No. 758 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:10,436 - Wait. - What is it? 759 00:50:10,847 --> 00:50:11,563 What? 760 00:50:13,127 --> 00:50:14,799 It's a little messy. 761 00:50:15,567 --> 00:50:17,364 You're such a freak! 762 00:50:18,607 --> 00:50:21,167 Well, it's not so bad. It looks bad. 763 00:50:21,647 --> 00:50:24,081 I can clean this up in 5 minutes. 764 00:50:24,727 --> 00:50:26,957 Listen, this is what we'll do. 765 00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:31,285 You go and take a nice, hot bubble bath... 766 00:50:31,447 --> 00:50:33,802 And this'll be ready in 5 minutes. 767 00:50:33,967 --> 00:50:36,003 What? It's freezing in here. 768 00:50:36,287 --> 00:50:38,721 I'll light the chimney. 769 00:50:38,927 --> 00:50:43,000 It's a great chimney. We'll be warm in no time, you'll see. 770 00:50:44,727 --> 00:50:46,922 Javier, are you going to tell her? 771 00:50:47,807 --> 00:50:50,879 We need to get wood. 772 00:50:51,447 --> 00:50:52,402 Javier. 773 00:50:52,567 --> 00:50:55,479 - What? - Are you going to tell her? 774 00:50:57,887 --> 00:50:59,639 Of course I'll tell her. 775 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:03,844 Try to understand, Sonia's depressed 776 00:51:04,007 --> 00:51:06,475 because she can't find a job in the paper. 777 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:10,523 She spends all day lying around pouting. 778 00:51:11,727 --> 00:51:15,242 I told her we won't buy an apartment. I told her. 779 00:51:16,127 --> 00:51:18,083 Just relax, let me send my signals. 780 00:51:18,247 --> 00:51:21,523 I'm sick of you and your lies 781 00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:25,316 and your signals. Why do you make promises you can't keep? 782 00:51:26,087 --> 00:51:27,361 I'm leaving. 783 00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:31,516 Let's go. We can't stay here. How about a hotel? 784 00:51:32,607 --> 00:51:35,804 - Five star, I'll pay. - It's too late to find a hotel. 785 00:51:36,807 --> 00:51:39,037 There are tons of hotels around here. 786 00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:46,566 What's that? 787 00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:52,000 Those are pictures of my brother. 788 00:51:53,727 --> 00:51:55,240 What are they doing here? 789 00:52:11,127 --> 00:52:12,845 - Should I get it? - No, I got it. 790 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:17,999 - Hello? - Hi, Pedro. It's Pilar. I saw you 791 00:52:18,167 --> 00:52:22,479 earlier but you disappeared. Too bad, you'd have loved the play. 792 00:52:22,647 --> 00:52:24,046 It was wonderful. 793 00:52:24,247 --> 00:52:27,717 I was also calling to talk about something you might like. 794 00:52:27,887 --> 00:52:29,878 It's something I really enjoy. 795 00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,003 That is, going to the movies. 796 00:52:32,167 --> 00:52:34,476 Would you like to go to the movies? 797 00:52:44,007 --> 00:52:45,360 Honestly. 798 00:52:45,927 --> 00:52:48,680 I don't see why he's forcing women on you. 799 00:52:49,007 --> 00:52:50,998 You can get any woman you want. 800 00:52:51,207 --> 00:52:52,196 Right. 801 00:52:53,207 --> 00:52:55,641 Excluding the theater group. They were 802 00:52:55,807 --> 00:52:57,604 pretty upset. And excluding Paula. 803 00:52:57,767 --> 00:53:01,043 And we'll just exclude the entire female gender. 804 00:53:01,727 --> 00:53:02,955 Except Pilar... 805 00:53:04,007 --> 00:53:04,837 Okay. 806 00:53:05,087 --> 00:53:08,875 And me. Don't exclude me. 807 00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:16,680 Or Paula, because whoever she's with, she isn't happy. 808 00:53:18,247 --> 00:53:19,999 Pretend I'm Paula. 809 00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:23,920 And you come to see me. 810 00:53:24,887 --> 00:53:26,115 What would you say? 811 00:53:28,767 --> 00:53:31,281 - Say something. - Right. 812 00:53:31,887 --> 00:53:32,763 Hi, Paula. 813 00:53:32,967 --> 00:53:35,686 I've come to see you because you don't seem happy. 814 00:53:36,687 --> 00:53:38,518 Come on, not like that! 815 00:53:39,847 --> 00:53:41,963 You're wrong, Pedro. I'm in love, 816 00:53:42,127 --> 00:53:44,402 and I hope you get over me, too. 817 00:53:44,567 --> 00:53:45,795 - You see? - Yeah. 818 00:53:45,967 --> 00:53:47,195 Tell her the truth. 819 00:53:47,847 --> 00:53:51,840 Paula, I can't live without you, I'm up all night, sleep all day, 820 00:53:52,007 --> 00:53:54,441 this is a total disaster. Please come back. 821 00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:57,641 Sounds like a bolero. 822 00:53:59,407 --> 00:54:01,796 Why do you act like women are doing you a favor? 823 00:54:01,967 --> 00:54:04,037 - Because I'm a fool. - Come here. 824 00:54:05,687 --> 00:54:07,405 Now I'm you and you're Paula. 825 00:54:07,807 --> 00:54:09,001 Okay. 826 00:54:10,447 --> 00:54:13,086 Hi, Paula. You look gorgeous. 827 00:54:13,247 --> 00:54:14,680 Thank you. 828 00:54:15,207 --> 00:54:16,322 You're fantastic. 829 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,316 And you say... 830 00:54:19,487 --> 00:54:21,682 - How are you, Pedro? - Fine. 831 00:54:22,727 --> 00:54:24,445 But seeing you makes me feel... 832 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:26,916 Give me your hand. 833 00:54:29,247 --> 00:54:30,441 What do you feel? 834 00:54:31,847 --> 00:54:33,166 Two wonderful tits. 835 00:54:34,087 --> 00:54:36,078 No, pretend I'm you. 836 00:54:37,847 --> 00:54:40,236 When I saw you, 837 00:54:41,927 --> 00:54:43,838 my heart just started pounding. 838 00:54:46,287 --> 00:54:48,881 Well, my back's been hurting... 839 00:54:49,647 --> 00:54:51,478 I can't say that! 840 00:54:51,807 --> 00:54:55,197 Yes, you can. It'll work. 841 00:54:55,527 --> 00:54:58,200 - You'll see. - I could never say that. 842 00:54:58,407 --> 00:55:02,036 I'd just end up whimpering and begging her not to leave me. 843 00:55:02,207 --> 00:55:03,481 This is a contest. 844 00:55:03,647 --> 00:55:05,683 You have other things to offer. 845 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:08,281 Yeah? Like what, for example? 846 00:55:09,167 --> 00:55:11,078 I bet he's more handsome. 847 00:55:11,647 --> 00:55:12,841 Well. 848 00:55:13,407 --> 00:55:14,760 I bet you're taller. 849 00:55:15,207 --> 00:55:17,437 Yeah, but she has more fun with him. 850 00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:20,155 That won't last. 851 00:55:21,087 --> 00:55:23,157 I'll bet he never shuts up. 852 00:55:24,047 --> 00:55:25,924 No, because he's filthy rich. 853 00:55:26,207 --> 00:55:29,404 Huge car, dinner at the Ritz every night 854 00:55:30,047 --> 00:55:32,003 in a suit and tie... 855 00:55:33,447 --> 00:55:37,281 - I'll bet they go Dutch. - No, he's a man of the world. 856 00:55:37,447 --> 00:55:40,598 With experience and a receding hairline. 857 00:55:41,367 --> 00:55:43,722 Receding fast, like his car! 858 00:55:45,087 --> 00:55:48,523 You, on the other hand, have beautiful curly hair. 859 00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,318 But he's a better lay. 860 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,566 I doubt it. 861 00:56:02,127 --> 00:56:04,118 He isn't half as sweet as you. 862 00:56:09,127 --> 00:56:10,685 You want a glass of milk? 863 00:56:12,007 --> 00:56:13,201 A glass of milk? 864 00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:18,236 Yeah, it settles my stomach at night. 865 00:56:18,767 --> 00:56:20,485 But if you want something else... 866 00:56:21,727 --> 00:56:24,161 Okay, a nice glass of milk. 867 00:56:24,487 --> 00:56:27,001 - But heat it up. - Right. 868 00:56:32,687 --> 00:56:34,564 - The milk. - What? 869 00:56:37,247 --> 00:56:41,638 I can bring it with donuts or with cookies. I prefer donuts. 870 00:56:42,927 --> 00:56:44,121 Why? 871 00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,119 Well, because... 872 00:56:48,007 --> 00:56:49,963 I really love 873 00:56:50,967 --> 00:56:52,764 soaking them in the milk 874 00:56:53,807 --> 00:56:56,367 and they get all soft 875 00:56:56,527 --> 00:56:58,518 and melt in your mouth. 876 00:57:03,487 --> 00:57:06,206 - Yeah. - Milk again. 877 00:57:08,727 --> 00:57:10,957 I could bring chocolate milk. 878 00:57:11,127 --> 00:57:13,243 Or coffee-flavored. 879 00:57:15,407 --> 00:57:16,556 Coffee-flavored. 880 00:57:27,367 --> 00:57:28,482 Rafa. 881 00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:32,926 We have to talk. 882 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,198 Wait a sec. 883 00:57:37,367 --> 00:57:38,595 It's important. 884 00:57:39,167 --> 00:57:40,919 Just wait, Victoria. 885 00:57:43,367 --> 00:57:44,766 There we go! 886 00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:46,042 Go ahead. 887 00:57:47,687 --> 00:57:51,475 First of all, I want you to know that I love you. 888 00:57:52,607 --> 00:57:53,835 And I'm sorry. 889 00:57:54,487 --> 00:57:55,886 But I'm in love. 890 00:57:56,727 --> 00:57:59,036 I've been seeing someone else. 891 00:57:59,967 --> 00:58:04,324 I didn't want to tell you until I was completely sure. 892 00:58:05,687 --> 00:58:08,281 I think we should break up. 893 00:58:15,847 --> 00:58:17,519 Can I ask you a question? 894 00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:20,561 Yes. 895 00:58:21,607 --> 00:58:23,484 Could you please explain 896 00:58:24,927 --> 00:58:27,680 how could you be such a bitch? 897 00:58:28,407 --> 00:58:30,523 Because you're a real bitch. 898 00:58:32,087 --> 00:58:33,315 And you know what? 899 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:35,877 While you were out with that fool 900 00:58:36,047 --> 00:58:39,323 I've fucked 15, 20, maybe 30 chicks, 901 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:43,400 all hotter than you. Which isn't difficult, you're ugly. 902 00:58:45,407 --> 00:58:47,238 You are ugly as fuck. 903 00:58:48,127 --> 00:58:49,480 And you know what else? 904 00:58:49,847 --> 00:58:53,283 These have been the worst years of my life. I can't stand you. 905 00:58:53,687 --> 00:58:55,803 You don't know how happy this makes me. 906 00:58:56,367 --> 00:58:59,439 You say the stupidest things. You're a fucking idiot. 907 00:58:59,807 --> 00:59:02,196 And you stink. And... 908 00:59:03,887 --> 00:59:06,720 I faked every orgasm I ever had with you! 909 00:59:12,687 --> 00:59:15,155 Go find yourself a brain on sale somewhere! 910 00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:38,156 Hey. 911 00:59:38,487 --> 00:59:40,239 Don't worry about anything. 912 00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:45,085 Yeah, but that first time wasn't typical for me. 913 00:59:46,687 --> 00:59:50,600 That's never happened to me before. The second time was better. 914 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:52,406 That's not what I mean. 915 00:59:52,567 --> 00:59:54,159 - It's not? - No. 916 00:59:55,167 --> 00:59:56,600 I mean about Javier. 917 01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:14,120 What matters most is he'll never find out. 918 01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:17,158 These things happen, right? 919 01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:20,597 So the first time was no big deal. 920 01:00:20,767 --> 01:00:22,325 No, silly. 921 01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:40,965 I'll give you a 7.5. 922 01:00:41,127 --> 01:00:42,526 - Okay? - Okay. 923 01:00:48,087 --> 01:00:52,126 - Happy? - 7.5 isn't bad. 924 01:00:54,647 --> 01:00:57,081 Left home with a smile on my face. 925 01:00:57,247 --> 01:01:00,080 Today I got up with ease. 926 01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:02,966 The morning sun shines on my face. 927 01:01:03,287 --> 01:01:06,324 Woken by a cool breeze. Hey... 928 01:01:11,727 --> 01:01:14,446 The city's my friend. 929 01:01:14,607 --> 01:01:17,075 Today's my day, nobody gets in my way. 930 01:01:17,327 --> 01:01:20,080 The girls on the corner are giggling. 931 01:01:20,247 --> 01:01:22,442 I know what they want, and that's okay. 932 01:01:22,607 --> 01:01:23,881 Jump, I say. 933 01:01:24,047 --> 01:01:25,844 Jump with me. 934 01:01:26,007 --> 01:01:28,680 - Jump! - Jump with me. 935 01:01:28,967 --> 01:01:31,686 - Jump! - Jump with me. 936 01:01:31,847 --> 01:01:34,486 - Jump! - Jump with me. 937 01:01:46,047 --> 01:01:48,686 Walking down the street, not a worry in sight. 938 01:01:49,127 --> 01:01:51,687 People walk by, their gazes may bite... 939 01:01:51,847 --> 01:01:54,645 But I don't mind, I don't care at all. 940 01:01:54,807 --> 01:01:58,516 Today's my day and I want to jump. Jump, I say. 941 01:01:58,927 --> 01:02:01,316 - Jump with me. - Jump! 942 01:02:01,767 --> 01:02:04,201 - Jump with me. - Jump! 943 01:02:04,367 --> 01:02:06,927 - Jump with me. - Jump! 944 01:02:09,327 --> 01:02:11,682 Left home with a smile on my face. 945 01:02:11,847 --> 01:02:14,361 Today I got up with ease. 946 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:17,445 The morning sun shines on my face. 947 01:02:17,687 --> 01:02:20,360 Woken by a cool breeze. Hey... 948 01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:23,121 - Jump! - Jump with me. 949 01:02:23,327 --> 01:02:25,636 - Jump! - Jump with me. 950 01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:28,806 - Jump! - Jump with me. 951 01:02:29,087 --> 01:02:31,317 - Jump! - Jump with me. 952 01:02:34,047 --> 01:02:35,560 Jump with me. 953 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:38,320 Jump with me. 954 01:02:40,447 --> 01:02:41,800 Jump with me. 955 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,286 Jump with me. 956 01:02:58,607 --> 01:02:59,676 Javier? 957 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:03,636 - Hi. - Hi. 958 01:03:04,087 --> 01:03:09,036 - Weren't you coming back tomorrow? - The company president died. 959 01:03:09,847 --> 01:03:13,237 Right, I mean his wife. Poor thing. 960 01:03:13,887 --> 01:03:15,559 They cancelled the meeting. 961 01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:17,559 You didn't sleep here? 962 01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:20,602 No, I slept at Pedro's. 963 01:03:21,247 --> 01:03:23,397 We went back to his place after dinner. 964 01:03:24,407 --> 01:03:27,365 It was late so I just spent the night there. 965 01:03:35,807 --> 01:03:36,762 Pedro. 966 01:03:37,327 --> 01:03:38,442 What? 967 01:03:39,847 --> 01:03:41,724 Did Sonia sleep at your place? 968 01:03:47,927 --> 01:03:48,996 No. 969 01:03:51,007 --> 01:03:52,759 Why would she do that? 970 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:55,516 Are you sure? 971 01:03:55,687 --> 01:03:57,643 Of course I'm sure. 972 01:03:58,527 --> 01:03:59,755 I knew it. 973 01:04:00,847 --> 01:04:02,280 She cheated on me. 974 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:04,597 She didn't sleep at my place! 975 01:04:04,767 --> 01:04:08,077 I know, she said she slept there after the play. 976 01:04:08,527 --> 01:04:10,040 What a liar! 977 01:04:10,567 --> 01:04:11,841 The bitch. 978 01:04:13,967 --> 01:04:15,241 Who was she with? 979 01:04:17,847 --> 01:04:20,600 Probably some ex-boyfriend. 980 01:04:20,767 --> 01:04:23,486 No, she couldn't have been. 981 01:04:26,647 --> 01:04:30,196 That's it! The other day at the theater 982 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,198 she was talking to... 983 01:04:34,327 --> 01:04:35,521 Lucia. 984 01:04:36,167 --> 01:04:37,236 So what? 985 01:04:37,647 --> 01:04:40,445 They were whispering in each other's ear 986 01:04:40,607 --> 01:04:42,040 the whole time. 987 01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:45,999 And... well, forget it. 988 01:04:46,167 --> 01:04:47,680 And what, Pedro? 989 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:48,962 It's just that... 990 01:04:49,127 --> 01:04:51,595 Sonia's been seeing a lot of Lucia lately. 991 01:04:52,967 --> 01:04:55,242 Always hugging and kissing, 992 01:04:56,527 --> 01:04:58,165 and Lucia's a... 993 01:04:59,647 --> 01:05:01,319 You know what I mean. 994 01:05:02,087 --> 01:05:04,043 No. What do you mean? 995 01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:07,565 She might be involved with Lucia. 996 01:05:07,727 --> 01:05:10,195 How the hell could they be involved? 997 01:05:13,087 --> 01:05:14,964 Because we're all bisexual. 998 01:05:15,407 --> 01:05:18,763 Friends fall in love with each other all the time. 999 01:05:19,607 --> 01:05:20,960 Please. 1000 01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:31,840 The other day I said something about lesbians 1001 01:05:32,007 --> 01:05:36,125 and she freaked out. And she doesn't dress very feminine. 1002 01:05:37,047 --> 01:05:38,924 Checkered shirts, right? 1003 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:43,757 - And her hair. - What about it? 1004 01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:46,602 She wants to cut it. 1005 01:05:47,407 --> 01:05:48,635 There you have it. 1006 01:05:49,767 --> 01:05:52,235 Short hair, checkered shirts. She's a dyke. 1007 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,398 You're lucky to be rid of her. 1008 01:06:00,367 --> 01:06:01,846 My girlfriend's a lesbian. 1009 01:06:16,887 --> 01:06:19,242 - How are you? - Fine. 1010 01:06:23,607 --> 01:06:25,643 - It's cold out. - Yeah. 1011 01:06:30,727 --> 01:06:32,843 Do you want to do this? 1012 01:06:33,007 --> 01:06:34,201 Not really. 1013 01:06:35,767 --> 01:06:37,564 - Should we forget it? - Yeah. 1014 01:06:38,967 --> 01:06:41,276 - Do you mind? - I prefer it this way. 1015 01:06:54,887 --> 01:06:56,240 What do I tell him? 1016 01:06:57,607 --> 01:06:58,960 I don't know. 1017 01:06:59,847 --> 01:07:02,441 Say you slept... 1018 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:05,601 I don't know, at Lucia's. 1019 01:07:06,447 --> 01:07:08,358 That you went there after the play. 1020 01:07:10,687 --> 01:07:12,006 All right. 1021 01:07:12,567 --> 01:07:15,525 Yeah, I'll tell him I slept at Lucia's and 1022 01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:19,959 didn't tell him because he always knocks my theater friends. 1023 01:07:20,447 --> 01:07:22,039 - Right? - Fine. 1024 01:07:33,327 --> 01:07:36,763 You're such a brute! 1025 01:07:37,927 --> 01:07:40,441 - You tore them. Look. - Yeah. 1026 01:07:41,647 --> 01:07:44,115 What's my score? 1027 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:49,727 I'll give you... 1028 01:07:50,007 --> 01:07:52,885 - an 8.25. - An 8.25! 1029 01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:55,876 - And improving. - Almost perfect. 1030 01:08:02,007 --> 01:08:03,235 - I have to go. - No. 1031 01:08:03,407 --> 01:08:04,635 - Yes, I do. - No. 1032 01:08:04,807 --> 01:08:06,126 Get off! 1033 01:08:06,287 --> 01:08:07,766 I'll get caught. 1034 01:08:07,967 --> 01:08:10,117 Look what time it is. 1035 01:08:11,487 --> 01:08:12,840 And with no panties. 1036 01:09:24,967 --> 01:09:26,525 Melon boy! 1037 01:09:28,567 --> 01:09:30,319 Melon boy! 1038 01:09:34,527 --> 01:09:36,279 I'm the melon boy! 1039 01:09:38,087 --> 01:09:39,839 Melon boy! 1040 01:10:13,847 --> 01:10:15,121 Javier. 1041 01:10:26,527 --> 01:10:27,880 What are you doing here? 1042 01:10:30,847 --> 01:10:32,405 Why are you naked? 1043 01:10:46,127 --> 01:10:47,560 I missed you. 1044 01:10:55,927 --> 01:10:57,485 Do you still like me? 1045 01:11:00,327 --> 01:11:01,680 Do I still like you? 1046 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,319 Of course I do. 1047 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:19,235 And your boyfriend? 1048 01:11:19,847 --> 01:11:20,996 Forget him. 1049 01:11:22,847 --> 01:11:24,041 Isn't he more fun? 1050 01:11:24,967 --> 01:11:26,559 He talks too much. 1051 01:11:28,047 --> 01:11:30,880 Won't you miss all the restaurants 1052 01:11:31,127 --> 01:11:33,038 and cars and fancy places? 1053 01:11:33,887 --> 01:11:36,685 What? We always went Dutch. 1054 01:11:39,927 --> 01:11:42,487 But physically... He must be more handsome. 1055 01:11:42,767 --> 01:11:44,678 Well, he isn't. No. 1056 01:11:47,047 --> 01:11:50,483 I prefer you and your curly hair. 1057 01:12:02,807 --> 01:12:04,035 But he's a better lay... 1058 01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:08,926 - We'll soon find out! - No, no. 1059 01:12:09,887 --> 01:12:11,525 I can't right now because 1060 01:12:11,767 --> 01:12:13,200 I won't be able to. 1061 01:12:13,607 --> 01:12:14,676 Why not? 1062 01:12:14,847 --> 01:12:16,519 Because I was... 1063 01:12:17,527 --> 01:12:19,245 I was bored and alone 1064 01:12:19,407 --> 01:12:20,601 in bed and I... 1065 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,839 I jerked off a bit. 1066 01:12:23,007 --> 01:12:24,406 We'll have to wait. 1067 01:12:24,807 --> 01:12:26,206 - You jerked off? - Yes. 1068 01:12:26,367 --> 01:12:29,359 - Let's check it out. - No, don't bother. 1069 01:12:29,527 --> 01:12:33,202 It's no use, it's a question of nature. 1070 01:12:33,767 --> 01:12:37,282 We all have glands and other wonderful mechanisms 1071 01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:41,243 that need time to rehabilitate. 1072 01:12:43,647 --> 01:12:46,923 You never know how long, but when it says no... 1073 01:12:47,847 --> 01:12:51,123 It's saying: "Wait a bit while I reload the chamber". 1074 01:12:52,767 --> 01:12:54,086 Shit. 1075 01:12:55,727 --> 01:12:57,319 It's nature's way. 1076 01:12:58,167 --> 01:13:00,397 Like it or not... 1077 01:13:01,367 --> 01:13:04,677 You see? That only took 30 seconds. 1078 01:13:08,047 --> 01:13:11,164 Fucking bitch! 1079 01:13:23,447 --> 01:13:25,563 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 1080 01:13:35,727 --> 01:13:37,001 Where were you? 1081 01:13:38,807 --> 01:13:40,035 At Lucia's. 1082 01:13:42,487 --> 01:13:43,636 And you? 1083 01:13:44,047 --> 01:13:45,400 Why are you reading that? 1084 01:13:46,487 --> 01:13:47,556 You know. 1085 01:13:48,927 --> 01:13:50,758 Men like this stuff. 1086 01:13:52,647 --> 01:13:54,763 - What about you? - Me? 1087 01:13:56,527 --> 01:13:59,360 I guess she does have a great body. 1088 01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:04,200 But I don't like those macho magazines. 1089 01:14:05,167 --> 01:14:06,441 They're not macho. 1090 01:14:07,647 --> 01:14:09,603 They're directed at men 1091 01:14:10,407 --> 01:14:11,726 and also lesbians. 1092 01:14:17,607 --> 01:14:19,006 I bet Lucia reads them. 1093 01:14:19,687 --> 01:14:22,599 - Don't start with that. - Fine, sorry. 1094 01:14:23,407 --> 01:14:26,797 Forgive me. You always get so upset when I mention Lucia. 1095 01:14:28,207 --> 01:14:30,482 You're so sensitive about her. 1096 01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:37,325 Why were you at her place? 1097 01:14:39,087 --> 01:14:41,317 Why were you over there? 1098 01:14:48,407 --> 01:14:49,396 Well... 1099 01:14:52,407 --> 01:14:55,638 Look, I have a confession to make. 1100 01:15:00,847 --> 01:15:02,246 Good, fine. 1101 01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:05,322 Go ahead. 1102 01:15:06,687 --> 01:15:10,236 I didn't sleep at Pedro's, I slept at Lucia's. 1103 01:15:12,327 --> 01:15:16,400 I lied because you always knock my theater friends. 1104 01:15:16,567 --> 01:15:18,842 I thought you'd be upset. 1105 01:15:20,487 --> 01:15:24,924 So I had to go back because I lost an earring there. 1106 01:15:25,767 --> 01:15:27,837 But I couldn't find it, and... 1107 01:15:31,047 --> 01:15:32,196 And? 1108 01:15:35,207 --> 01:15:36,481 And that's it. 1109 01:15:46,047 --> 01:15:48,277 If I tell Javier I slept with Paula, 1110 01:15:48,447 --> 01:15:50,199 he'll tell Sonia. 1111 01:15:50,447 --> 01:15:52,597 - I don't want... ...Javier to know because 1112 01:15:52,767 --> 01:15:55,122 I'm still not sure what I want. 1113 01:15:57,567 --> 01:15:58,556 I love them... 1114 01:15:58,727 --> 01:16:01,560 ...both and I don't want to mess things up. 1115 01:16:02,447 --> 01:16:04,756 This was the best night of my life. 1116 01:16:06,207 --> 01:16:08,596 But I don't know if things with Paula... 1117 01:16:08,767 --> 01:16:11,042 ...will be better than they were. 1118 01:16:21,047 --> 01:16:24,926 I love Pedro, but I also love Javier, and our problems... 1119 01:16:25,087 --> 01:16:27,681 ...might be fixable or they might be too serious... 1120 01:16:27,847 --> 01:16:31,203 Pedro, I think we need to take things slowly. 1121 01:16:31,367 --> 01:16:32,561 Right? 1122 01:16:34,047 --> 01:16:36,197 - Yeah, sounds good. - It's for the best. 1123 01:16:38,607 --> 01:16:39,926 No way. 1124 01:16:40,087 --> 01:16:41,759 No fucking way. 1125 01:16:42,287 --> 01:16:44,482 - You know who it is? - Not yet. 1126 01:16:45,887 --> 01:16:47,002 That's nothing. 1127 01:16:47,847 --> 01:16:51,806 Sonia's cheating on me with a lesbian. 1128 01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:55,364 - I'll find you a nice girl. - Even if she's not... 1129 01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:56,846 Sonia with a chick? 1130 01:16:58,927 --> 01:17:02,124 - Yeah, lesbians are... - They're all bitches. 1131 01:17:04,247 --> 01:17:06,238 Would you cheat on her with a guy? 1132 01:17:06,567 --> 01:17:09,639 No, because you're a gentleman, you have class. 1133 01:17:10,087 --> 01:17:12,965 But not her. She finds herself a chick. 1134 01:17:13,127 --> 01:17:15,004 A dyke from her theater group. 1135 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:16,885 A fucking dyke! 1136 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:21,357 - They're evil, all of them. - They screw you! 1137 01:17:21,527 --> 01:17:24,803 And you know why? Because they don't fuck for real. 1138 01:17:26,487 --> 01:17:27,806 Here's the plan. 1139 01:17:28,287 --> 01:17:29,800 Know what we'll do? 1140 01:17:31,967 --> 01:17:33,366 We'll get revenge. 1141 01:17:40,407 --> 01:17:41,601 Good morning. 1142 01:17:45,847 --> 01:17:48,486 LUCIA COBOS IS A LESBIAN 1143 01:17:54,647 --> 01:17:58,640 LUCIA FROM THE SIXTH FLOOR IS A TOTAL LESBIAN 1144 01:18:06,407 --> 01:18:07,522 Hi. 1145 01:18:09,967 --> 01:18:11,036 Andres. 1146 01:18:11,207 --> 01:18:12,765 You won't believe it. 1147 01:18:19,727 --> 01:18:22,525 LUCIA IS HETERO, DON'T BE FOOLED 1148 01:18:22,687 --> 01:18:25,042 - How do I look? - Fine. 1149 01:18:25,207 --> 01:18:27,084 You have to be careful. 1150 01:18:27,447 --> 01:18:29,165 Make sure he's a pro. 1151 01:18:29,327 --> 01:18:31,363 - Okay. - And don't tell anyone. 1152 01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:36,764 Not Carlos, not Javier, no one. They'll tell everybody. 1153 01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:37,922 This is it. 1154 01:18:40,047 --> 01:18:43,483 So Kennedy placed rifles in the street 1155 01:18:44,047 --> 01:18:46,402 and fired them with a remote control? 1156 01:18:46,567 --> 01:18:48,000 - Exactly. - Crazy bastard! 1157 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:49,646 I see you like my work. 1158 01:18:49,967 --> 01:18:52,003 Did you know Marilyn Monroe's still alive? 1159 01:18:54,407 --> 01:18:58,082 This guy's amazing. T.I.S. is some badass shit. 1160 01:19:02,087 --> 01:19:05,363 Actually, Kennedy killed himself after Marilyn faked her death 1161 01:19:05,527 --> 01:19:09,440 and fled to Spain, invited by Franco, a big movie buff. 1162 01:19:10,887 --> 01:19:15,642 Franco and Marilyn were lovers. He even built her a palace. 1163 01:19:15,807 --> 01:19:17,479 That crazy Franco! 1164 01:19:18,607 --> 01:19:20,086 So Kennedy killed himself 1165 01:19:20,247 --> 01:19:22,124 - for love. - Excuse me. 1166 01:19:22,607 --> 01:19:24,245 Could I have my case file? 1167 01:19:24,407 --> 01:19:25,840 I lost my copy. 1168 01:19:26,047 --> 01:19:30,040 I'll need a couple days. Take a copy of the videotape. 1169 01:19:30,487 --> 01:19:34,162 "Marilyn lived with Elvis Presley in the mid-eighties 1170 01:19:34,327 --> 01:19:37,637 until she decided to move to Matalascanas". 1171 01:19:40,647 --> 01:19:41,796 Elvis is alive? 1172 01:19:44,967 --> 01:19:46,195 The king! 1173 01:19:47,247 --> 01:19:49,715 You're going to sleep together? 1174 01:19:49,887 --> 01:19:51,400 In the same bed? 1175 01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:55,159 Would you mind sleeping on the sofa? 1176 01:19:56,087 --> 01:19:57,839 Lucia's back is hurt. 1177 01:19:58,047 --> 01:20:01,801 I could go to my mother's. But all the graffiti 1178 01:20:01,967 --> 01:20:04,959 - at my place scared me. - It's no big deal. 1179 01:20:05,287 --> 01:20:07,482 Just some scribbling on the wall. 1180 01:20:07,647 --> 01:20:09,524 - No offense. - No way. 1181 01:20:09,687 --> 01:20:11,086 You're sleeping here. 1182 01:20:11,247 --> 01:20:13,477 If he doesn't like it, he can sleep at Pedro's. 1183 01:20:13,647 --> 01:20:15,239 Like you did the other night? 1184 01:20:16,647 --> 01:20:19,684 You know what I think? Your back is just fine. 1185 01:20:19,927 --> 01:20:21,485 You take the sofa 1186 01:20:22,647 --> 01:20:24,478 and Lucia and I get the bed. 1187 01:20:24,647 --> 01:20:27,719 Javier, you and Lucia can't sleep together! 1188 01:20:29,087 --> 01:20:31,965 Why not? She's a lesbian, right? 1189 01:20:32,127 --> 01:20:35,881 - I'm going to bed. - Me, too. 1190 01:20:36,167 --> 01:20:39,045 Wait! So soon? It's so early. 1191 01:20:40,087 --> 01:20:41,884 We can go have a drink. 1192 01:20:42,047 --> 01:20:44,845 - It's Tuesday. - Who cares if it's Tuesday? 1193 01:20:45,127 --> 01:20:49,279 Society shouldn't bind us to only going out on weekends. 1194 01:20:49,527 --> 01:20:51,518 Marcuse said it way back. 1195 01:20:52,207 --> 01:20:54,437 Marcuse, the thinker. 1196 01:20:55,207 --> 01:20:58,995 "To change the world, go out on weeknights". 1197 01:20:59,927 --> 01:21:03,840 - Come on. - Can I use the bathroom first? 1198 01:21:04,407 --> 01:21:05,442 No. 1199 01:21:06,487 --> 01:21:09,240 Pay no attention to me. 1200 01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:15,436 There's a movie on. 1201 01:21:16,887 --> 01:21:18,115 It's a good one. 1202 01:21:20,047 --> 01:21:21,241 "Just Revenge". 1203 01:21:23,447 --> 01:21:24,880 I haven't seen it. 1204 01:21:25,127 --> 01:21:27,561 You haven't? It's really good. 1205 01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:30,606 It's about a very gentle man who finds his wife 1206 01:21:31,567 --> 01:21:33,080 in bed with someone else 1207 01:21:34,447 --> 01:21:35,562 and kills them both. 1208 01:21:35,967 --> 01:21:37,366 Blew their brains out. 1209 01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:41,442 "Just Revenge". Don't you just love the title? 1210 01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:47,842 Later they're showing a documentary about O.J. Simpson. 1211 01:21:49,047 --> 01:21:50,366 Really? 1212 01:21:51,567 --> 01:21:54,400 Life sure is dangerous, don't you think? 1213 01:22:16,647 --> 01:22:18,763 What's going on here? 1214 01:22:20,407 --> 01:22:21,999 What are you doing? 1215 01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:26,802 The sofa sucks! 1216 01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:29,760 My back's killing me. 1217 01:22:31,287 --> 01:22:33,278 I can't sleep. 1218 01:22:33,887 --> 01:22:36,037 And you two here in bed... 1219 01:23:29,927 --> 01:23:34,318 I miss the unmade bed, 1220 01:23:34,567 --> 01:23:37,684 your orange juice, 1221 01:23:38,127 --> 01:23:40,595 magazines left open... 1222 01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:45,477 I can't find your gaze in the mirror, 1223 01:23:46,087 --> 01:23:48,840 no kisses in the shower, 1224 01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:51,398 no hair clogging the drain. 1225 01:23:52,127 --> 01:23:56,723 There's a wall between us, 1226 01:23:57,647 --> 01:23:59,956 we can't see each other 1227 01:24:00,607 --> 01:24:03,041 or grope each other. 1228 01:24:03,207 --> 01:24:07,917 I twist and turn all night. 1229 01:24:08,447 --> 01:24:11,359 I find cobwebs 1230 01:24:11,527 --> 01:24:14,121 between the sheets. 1231 01:24:15,367 --> 01:24:18,404 As much as I miss you now, 1232 01:24:18,607 --> 01:24:20,598 you were once too much for me. 1233 01:24:21,167 --> 01:24:24,842 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1234 01:24:25,007 --> 01:24:27,521 life is such a bore. 1235 01:24:27,687 --> 01:24:30,076 Don't just sit and watch as 1236 01:24:30,247 --> 01:24:33,398 your true love walks out the door. 1237 01:24:33,567 --> 01:24:37,560 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1238 01:24:37,727 --> 01:24:40,195 life is such a bore. 1239 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,722 Don't just sit and watch as 1240 01:24:42,887 --> 01:24:46,163 your true love walks out the door. 1241 01:24:50,047 --> 01:24:51,878 I miss... 1242 01:24:52,047 --> 01:24:54,242 the crunch of your toast. 1243 01:24:54,407 --> 01:24:57,683 Hearing your cat in the hall 1244 01:24:57,847 --> 01:25:00,361 scratching at the wall. 1245 01:25:00,527 --> 01:25:02,961 In my shirt 1246 01:25:03,327 --> 01:25:05,283 I smell your fresh scent. 1247 01:25:05,447 --> 01:25:08,837 The red from your lips 1248 01:25:09,687 --> 01:25:11,962 spread across my neck. 1249 01:25:12,127 --> 01:25:16,882 There's a wall between us, 1250 01:25:17,287 --> 01:25:20,438 we can't smell each other 1251 01:25:20,607 --> 01:25:22,996 or taste each other. 1252 01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:28,036 I twist and turn all night. 1253 01:25:28,527 --> 01:25:31,166 I find cobwebs 1254 01:25:31,887 --> 01:25:34,082 between the sheets. 1255 01:25:35,447 --> 01:25:38,644 As much as I miss you now, 1256 01:25:38,807 --> 01:25:40,559 you were once too much for me. 1257 01:25:40,727 --> 01:25:44,959 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1258 01:25:45,127 --> 01:25:47,595 life is such a bore. 1259 01:25:48,127 --> 01:25:50,163 Don't just sit and watch as 1260 01:25:50,327 --> 01:25:53,478 your true love walks out the door. 1261 01:25:53,687 --> 01:25:57,600 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1262 01:25:57,807 --> 01:26:00,446 life is such a bore. 1263 01:26:00,647 --> 01:26:03,036 Don't just sit and watch as 1264 01:26:03,207 --> 01:26:06,005 your true love walks out the door. 1265 01:26:43,087 --> 01:26:44,406 What's up? 1266 01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:46,316 What's up? 1267 01:26:47,567 --> 01:26:50,320 Guess who slept in my bed with Sonia last night. 1268 01:26:52,527 --> 01:26:53,642 Lucia. 1269 01:26:53,887 --> 01:26:55,286 Rafa's great idea. 1270 01:26:55,447 --> 01:26:57,039 I told him to stop all 1271 01:26:57,207 --> 01:26:58,481 that graffiti crap. 1272 01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:01,684 She was terrified and came to my place! 1273 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:05,716 And since her back is hurt, I ended up on the sofa. 1274 01:27:06,567 --> 01:27:08,717 I spied on them all night. 1275 01:27:09,287 --> 01:27:10,766 But I heard nothing. 1276 01:27:10,927 --> 01:27:13,157 - Maybe they broke up. - No. 1277 01:27:13,367 --> 01:27:16,165 Lucia just can't please her like I do. 1278 01:27:16,447 --> 01:27:19,041 When she's with me she screams a lot. 1279 01:27:19,247 --> 01:27:22,205 Not quite. She's not much of a screamer. 1280 01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:23,880 Yes, she is! 1281 01:27:24,047 --> 01:27:27,198 She screams her head off. She goes beserk. 1282 01:27:27,407 --> 01:27:28,681 It even scares me. 1283 01:27:29,047 --> 01:27:33,245 Then you must have had problems with the neighbors. Paula screams 1284 01:27:33,407 --> 01:27:35,682 and the neighbors... 1285 01:27:36,967 --> 01:27:38,446 Paula's a screamer? 1286 01:27:38,607 --> 01:27:41,440 Paula not only screams, she howls. 1287 01:27:41,607 --> 01:27:43,199 The neighbors go nuts. 1288 01:27:43,367 --> 01:27:44,959 We've never had any trouble. 1289 01:27:45,167 --> 01:27:46,885 Then she's not a screamer. 1290 01:27:47,047 --> 01:27:51,120 Yes, she is! It's just that in my place the walls are thick. 1291 01:27:51,287 --> 01:27:53,118 Not like in your shithole. 1292 01:27:53,287 --> 01:27:55,881 Well, how does she scream? Like... 1293 01:27:56,727 --> 01:27:59,161 "Oh, that feels nice"? Or does she get 1294 01:27:59,327 --> 01:28:01,363 - biblical? - Beyond biblical. 1295 01:28:01,527 --> 01:28:03,757 No way, stop fucking with me. 1296 01:28:21,127 --> 01:28:22,446 This isn't what you think. 1297 01:28:22,607 --> 01:28:26,839 I broke up with Rafa. We didn't tell him because 1298 01:28:27,007 --> 01:28:28,520 we didn't want to hurt him. 1299 01:28:30,047 --> 01:28:31,321 Carlos and I are in love. 1300 01:28:32,287 --> 01:28:33,720 We've fallen in love. 1301 01:28:33,887 --> 01:28:35,878 It's normal, we've lots in common 1302 01:28:36,047 --> 01:28:38,925 and we see each other all the time. 1303 01:28:40,607 --> 01:28:43,326 It happens often between friends. 1304 01:28:44,647 --> 01:28:46,160 Yeah, actually... 1305 01:28:59,447 --> 01:29:01,881 I'm going to the bar for a snack. 1306 01:29:08,647 --> 01:29:10,524 I've got a call to make. 1307 01:29:14,887 --> 01:29:18,323 - I need to see this tape. - That's against policy. 1308 01:29:26,927 --> 01:29:30,363 I need a phone number for the "GuiriGay Association". 1309 01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:51,919 Hi, I'm calling because 1310 01:29:52,207 --> 01:29:55,961 when Sonia slept at your place on opening night 1311 01:29:57,127 --> 01:29:58,958 she left an earring there. 1312 01:30:02,367 --> 01:30:04,198 She didn't sleep there? 1313 01:30:07,727 --> 01:30:10,321 Oh, she slept at Pedro's, right? 1314 01:30:22,847 --> 01:30:24,280 Shit. Sorry. 1315 01:30:36,247 --> 01:30:37,475 Will you serve? 1316 01:30:38,727 --> 01:30:40,206 Serve already! 1317 01:30:50,447 --> 01:30:51,323 Shit! 1318 01:30:53,367 --> 01:30:54,277 A little more... 1319 01:30:56,047 --> 01:30:57,639 You're invading my zone. 1320 01:30:58,407 --> 01:30:59,726 You spoiled my serve. 1321 01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:17,718 Damn, sorry. 1322 01:31:19,727 --> 01:31:20,955 Did that hurt? 1323 01:31:23,527 --> 01:31:25,279 Stay out of that area. 1324 01:31:31,927 --> 01:31:33,440 Know what your problem is? 1325 01:31:34,687 --> 01:31:36,962 You think every volley is yours. 1326 01:31:56,687 --> 01:31:58,120 Sorry. It slipped. 1327 01:32:49,487 --> 01:32:52,081 It was definitely my volley. 1328 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,523 He came out of nowhere and... 1329 01:32:56,447 --> 01:32:57,846 clobbered me. 1330 01:32:59,687 --> 01:33:02,679 Well, I'm sure you go after his volleys, too. 1331 01:33:09,887 --> 01:33:12,447 - Pedro. - What? 1332 01:33:13,887 --> 01:33:16,606 I know I treated you horribly. 1333 01:33:16,767 --> 01:33:19,565 I was thinking maybe we could try again. 1334 01:33:20,087 --> 01:33:22,999 But not like before. Much better. 1335 01:33:25,567 --> 01:33:28,604 Hi, Pedro. It's Pilar. I'm calling to say 1336 01:33:28,767 --> 01:33:33,045 that my parents reserved a table tomorrow at an Italian restaurant. 1337 01:33:33,287 --> 01:33:34,959 They can't wait to meet you. 1338 01:33:35,127 --> 01:33:37,038 Call me to confirm, okay? 1339 01:33:40,967 --> 01:33:43,322 You'll break up with her, right? 1340 01:33:51,927 --> 01:33:54,122 Hi, Rafa. It's me, Javier. 1341 01:33:54,287 --> 01:33:57,597 We're having a party next week to celebrate 1342 01:33:57,767 --> 01:34:00,122 Paula and Pedro getting back together. 1343 01:34:00,727 --> 01:34:03,446 Well, we'll each try to celebrate whatever we can. 1344 01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:07,556 Call me and I'll tell you what time. 1345 01:34:07,727 --> 01:34:08,842 See you later. 1346 01:34:11,567 --> 01:34:13,797 - Paula. - Betty! 1347 01:34:20,967 --> 01:34:22,764 - Hi, Rafa. - What's up? 1348 01:34:25,847 --> 01:34:26,996 What's up? 1349 01:34:30,287 --> 01:34:32,323 Nothing. I brought you a gift. 1350 01:34:33,727 --> 01:34:35,524 - For me? - Yes. 1351 01:34:36,447 --> 01:34:38,358 What is it? 1352 01:34:41,087 --> 01:34:43,555 - There's a tournament next week. - Yeah? 1353 01:34:44,207 --> 01:34:45,686 We could sign up. 1354 01:34:46,607 --> 01:34:49,599 - We're a pretty good team. - Let's do it. 1355 01:34:50,287 --> 01:34:51,879 We're a great team. 1356 01:34:53,247 --> 01:34:54,839 - Careful. - Sorry. 1357 01:34:55,567 --> 01:34:58,525 What's up? What are you two doing? 1358 01:34:58,687 --> 01:35:00,803 Who's the guy with Paula? 1359 01:35:02,687 --> 01:35:03,961 Hi, Pedro! 1360 01:35:07,127 --> 01:35:08,640 Pilar. What a surprise. 1361 01:35:09,447 --> 01:35:10,402 Excuse me. 1362 01:35:14,727 --> 01:35:16,445 - Hello. - Hi. 1363 01:35:17,967 --> 01:35:19,639 - Have we met? - No. 1364 01:35:19,807 --> 01:35:21,763 Javier, this is Daniel. 1365 01:35:23,607 --> 01:35:26,167 Shit! You're Daniel? 1366 01:35:27,207 --> 01:35:28,879 So glad to meet you. 1367 01:35:29,447 --> 01:35:32,086 I've heard so much about you. Welcome. 1368 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:34,524 It's a small party, but... 1369 01:35:35,287 --> 01:35:36,845 Size doesn't matter. 1370 01:35:37,407 --> 01:35:39,125 That's what women say. 1371 01:35:46,287 --> 01:35:49,199 - Hi, Rafa. - How are things, Pedro? 1372 01:35:53,447 --> 01:35:55,085 - Hey, dude. - Jennifer! 1373 01:35:55,247 --> 01:35:57,044 How are you, gorgeous? 1374 01:35:57,327 --> 01:35:59,318 - Fine, you? - I'm doing great. 1375 01:35:59,647 --> 01:36:01,763 I want you to meet Lucia. 1376 01:36:01,967 --> 01:36:03,480 Lucia, Jennifer. Jennifer, Lucia. 1377 01:36:03,767 --> 01:36:05,041 Sonia, you met Jennifer. 1378 01:36:07,687 --> 01:36:09,803 I love your outfit. 1379 01:36:10,047 --> 01:36:11,685 I like yours, too. 1380 01:36:11,847 --> 01:36:12,916 Yeah? 1381 01:36:13,487 --> 01:36:15,205 This is my brother's. 1382 01:36:15,567 --> 01:36:17,444 A friend lent me the shirt. 1383 01:36:21,167 --> 01:36:22,998 You look fantastic. 1384 01:36:25,647 --> 01:36:27,444 You're not so bad yourself. 1385 01:36:28,087 --> 01:36:29,998 Did you make it home all right? 1386 01:36:30,767 --> 01:36:33,361 Yeah, without panties. 1387 01:36:33,527 --> 01:36:35,916 - Yeah? - But fine. 1388 01:36:36,727 --> 01:36:40,276 - What about Javier? - Nothing. 1389 01:36:41,567 --> 01:36:44,320 I may have been right about the ex-boyfriend. 1390 01:36:44,767 --> 01:36:46,246 He's so handsome. 1391 01:36:50,207 --> 01:36:53,597 Look, with Pedro is one thing. He's family. 1392 01:36:54,727 --> 01:36:56,001 But no one else. 1393 01:36:56,287 --> 01:36:58,118 You're jealous of Daniel? 1394 01:36:58,287 --> 01:36:59,640 He's totally gay. 1395 01:37:01,007 --> 01:37:03,646 Some people say that we're all bisexual. 1396 01:37:03,807 --> 01:37:05,160 Oh, yeah? 1397 01:37:08,567 --> 01:37:11,525 - Don't give me that smile. - What's wrong with it? 1398 01:37:13,207 --> 01:37:14,242 Everything. 1399 01:37:22,047 --> 01:37:25,244 You can feel lonely in a crowd of people. 1400 01:37:29,167 --> 01:37:31,283 It isn't loneliness if you choose it. 1401 01:37:31,607 --> 01:37:34,997 Miles don't create distance, people do. 1402 01:37:36,087 --> 01:37:37,361 That's right. 1403 01:37:37,727 --> 01:37:40,321 You can be happy outside but sad inside. 1404 01:37:40,807 --> 01:37:42,081 Like clowns. 1405 01:37:42,487 --> 01:37:46,196 Some people are very rich but actually very poor. 1406 01:37:48,687 --> 01:37:51,360 Money can't buy the important things in life. 1407 01:37:52,647 --> 01:37:56,526 There are young people over 70 and old people under 18. 1408 01:37:58,127 --> 01:38:01,039 We Latinos are more passionate and confident. 1409 01:38:01,207 --> 01:38:04,836 People in the north are colder. That's obvious. 1410 01:38:05,047 --> 01:38:09,677 Envy might be our national sport, but Spanish food is the most varied: 1411 01:38:10,287 --> 01:38:12,960 Fabada, paella... 1412 01:38:13,407 --> 01:38:17,002 - Gazpacho. - And Italian food. Especially pasta. 1413 01:38:18,087 --> 01:38:20,282 - Spaghetti. - Spaghetti. 1414 01:38:20,447 --> 01:38:22,244 - Ravioli. - Ravioli. 1415 01:38:22,407 --> 01:38:24,284 - Tortellini. - Tortellini. 1416 01:38:24,647 --> 01:38:26,524 - Bow-tie. - Bow-tie. 1417 01:38:50,527 --> 01:38:53,360 It's hot, it's hot. 1418 01:38:53,567 --> 01:38:57,845 - Stop making such a fuss. - Open up that bottle. 1419 01:38:58,007 --> 01:39:02,000 - We'll toast. - And make love on the balcony. 1420 01:39:02,407 --> 01:39:05,126 My heart, my heart. 1421 01:39:05,287 --> 01:39:08,120 It's a healthy muscle but it needs some action. 1422 01:39:08,287 --> 01:39:11,006 Give me peace, give me war, a sweet high, 1423 01:39:11,167 --> 01:39:13,681 and I'll give you the sky. 1424 01:39:16,927 --> 01:39:19,885 You're sweet as wine, salty as the sea. 1425 01:39:20,087 --> 01:39:24,956 Open up that deep throat of yours and set me free. 1426 01:39:49,607 --> 01:39:51,996 It's hot, it's hot. 1427 01:39:52,167 --> 01:39:55,079 She's got a recipe for feeling right. 1428 01:39:55,327 --> 01:40:00,162 - No hurry, no free smile. - You must be ready for love. 1429 01:40:01,127 --> 01:40:03,846 Honeymoon, paper moon. 1430 01:40:04,007 --> 01:40:07,761 Full moon, cinnamon skin, lust-filled nights. Maybe I'm ill, 1431 01:40:07,927 --> 01:40:09,645 maybe I'm fine. 1432 01:40:09,807 --> 01:40:12,799 Take my heart, play a tune. 1433 01:40:15,807 --> 01:40:18,275 She's underage, I could go to jail. 1434 01:40:18,447 --> 01:40:21,325 Get a hotel, let's go to dinner. 1435 01:40:21,487 --> 01:40:24,320 Just keep me away from that altar. 1436 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:45,000 Eng subs ripped by ..::McLane::.. 100087