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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,350 I wonder what they're like. I'll bet she's thin! 2 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,991 I can't wait! 3 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:43,593 Remember that diet I told you about? I'm on it now. 4 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,632 The only thing I'm eating today, is this. 5 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,637 - We should never have come here. - Nonsense. 6 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,957 The people we're renting from sounded nice. 7 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,435 You could hear that over the phone? 8 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,758 - We're aren't staying in their house. - Thank God! 9 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,838 Look. Beautiful, isn't it? 10 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,629 - It'll be exotic. - Shut up! 11 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:31,550 HAPPY, HAPPY 12 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,839 They're here! Eirik, come say hi. 13 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,670 - Come on! - Our new neighbors? 14 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:50,359 Hi! Welcome. Hi, I'm Kaja. 15 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,677 My God, you are pretty! And you're tall! 16 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,396 - Hi. - Sigve. 17 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,034 And what's your name? 18 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:03,079 His name is Noa. He doesn't like talking to anyone. 19 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,273 Noa. What a fantastic name! Is that African? 20 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,793 No, we just liked it. 21 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:16,950 This is your house. And our house is right over there. 22 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,315 So we're pretty close. 23 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:28,388 And here is the second children's room. 24 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,798 In case you decide to have more kids. 25 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,920 Let me show you upstairs. 26 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,715 I'm so happy you are here! 27 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,354 Have you read this? 28 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,233 Have you read that one? 29 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,360 Recognize this? 30 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,278 You know you're from Africa? 31 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:26,634 If this were the old days, you would have been my slave. 32 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,988 Wanna play slave? 33 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:36,238 I can do anything I want to you, even kill you! 34 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,750 I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna kill you! 35 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,279 We figured you were hungry after all that lifting. 36 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,831 - Do you like moose? - Oh, yes. 37 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:56,318 - Maybe Danes don't eat moose? - Sure we do. 38 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,749 More meat. 39 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,630 - So you shot this moose yourself? - Yes. 40 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,676 Do you hunt? 41 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,476 No, we sing in a choir. 42 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:20,158 We were both in a choir, but had to quit when we moved out here. 43 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:27,197 I can't believe that you sing! We have a choir here that you could join. 44 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,197 Yeah... 45 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,916 Singing in a choir has always been my dream. 46 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:39,068 But Eirik says I sing like a crow, don't you? 47 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:47,919 So what do you do? Tell me everything. Who is Elisabeth? 48 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,157 I'm a lawyer. 49 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,274 No, you are not! Isn't that hard? 50 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:01,030 - No, not really. - I would never dare do that. 51 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,433 - What do you do? - I teach junior high. 52 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,835 German, and arts and crafts. 53 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,310 - German? - Yes. 54 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:15,673 - Sprechen Sie Deutsch? - Ja. Sehr gut. 55 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,678 Look over here. 56 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,395 We can wave to each other. Isn't that nice? 57 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:28,197 If you need anything, or want me to come over, just wave. 58 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,680 Or else... 59 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:36,153 Flash this light. Then you won't have to call. 60 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,953 Where are the others? 61 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,789 I think they went to see Eirik's lavvo. 62 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,110 - Lavvo? - Yes. 63 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:49,791 He's built a lavvo in our yard. Look. 64 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:55,954 - What does he use it for? - Good question. 65 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:01,795 - We thought we'd play a game tonight. - Sure. 66 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,632 - Flamenco. - Flamenco! 67 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,149 - Seville. - Yes! 68 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,910 - Oh, Seville... - Yeah. 69 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,552 - OK, your turn. - I'm up. 70 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:28,039 All right, concentrate now. Are you ready? 71 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,754 Ready? One, two, three. 72 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,793 That wasn't easy. Two people... 73 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,750 I don't get it. Maybe... 74 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,879 That's it. Time's up! 75 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,875 I couldn't guess it. That's too bad. 76 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,753 AIDS! 77 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,034 AIDS? 78 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,948 - Did none of you get it? - No. 79 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,711 Two gay guys in New York, where it was discovered. 80 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:32,437 Then it spread from there to Africa and the rest of the world. 81 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,028 Is that Africa? 82 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,597 How were we supposed to know they were gay? 83 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,712 You try drawing! 84 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:47,517 Elisabeth simply doesn't understand that this can be a little sensitive. 85 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,198 There! 86 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:54,792 Because it's love we're talking about, right? That's more like it. 87 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:13,352 Didn't you think Elisabeth was gorgeous? 88 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,750 - Are you watching wrestling again? - Yeah. 89 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,077 I'll go get ready for bed. 90 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,675 I'll just grab this. 91 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,750 Should we give her "the look"? 92 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,276 You aren't funny. 93 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,190 Please stop. 94 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,671 Please, you're not funny! Please stop! 95 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,393 Stop it! I don't like this game! 96 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,396 Yes! 97 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,596 - Hi. Revenge next weekend? - OK. 98 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,429 - Let Eirik know. - OK. Bye. 99 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:47,997 - You could have asked me first. - It will be entertaining. 100 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:52,796 - Kaja is desperate to be my friend. - Because you're so perfect. 101 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,559 Shut up! This was your project. 102 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:59,116 And now we have to join some lame church choir. 103 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,876 Excellent! Let's continue with "prille prolle". 104 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,516 And keep that same intensity until the end. 105 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,392 Three, four... 106 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,832 Remember the consonants! 107 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,671 - Hi. - Welcome to the choir. 108 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,793 Thank you. And thank you for letting us join. 109 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:40,393 - Remember to thank Eirik for this. - I will. 110 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,717 You can come back any time. 111 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,992 - What are you writing? - Christmas cards. 112 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,998 They're lovely. 113 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,193 We take a picture like that every year. 114 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,235 I just love writing them. 115 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,796 Not that I have many people to send them to. 116 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,674 But sometimes we exchange cards at work. 117 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:25,356 They sure must be happy to get these. 118 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:33,390 I can't wait for Christmas! How about you? 119 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,551 - I guess I'm pretty childish. - Don't you have some... 120 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,877 Some weed? 121 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,873 - I'm just kidding. - Right. 122 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,070 Bye. 123 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,909 Where did you go? 124 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,914 Are you masturbating? 125 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,356 - Kaja! - I'm coming. 126 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,513 She'll probably take another 15 minutes. 127 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,596 I know. 128 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:35,392 Don't look at me. Sigve baked it. 129 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,559 Really? Wow! I'm impressed. 130 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:51,792 What should we play tonight? I had so much fun last time. 131 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:57,074 - We don't really play games. - But I have been to the store. 132 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,634 - Really? - Yes. 133 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,349 Just a second. 134 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,917 - A surprise! - You could say that. 135 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,429 - Thank you. - Take a look at this. 136 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,799 - No. - Yes! 137 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,275 - No! - Yes... 138 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,834 Give it here. 139 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:32,159 "The Couples Game. How well do you know your partner?" 140 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,952 Exciting! 141 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,838 "What did you want to be when you grew up?" 142 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,555 An Indian. 143 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,069 Voila! An Indian. 144 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,839 - That isn't a job. - Eirik, please. 145 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,633 - It isn't! - It's what I wanted to be. 146 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,035 Don't be such a sore loser. 147 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,355 - OK. - Our move. 148 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,152 Kaja? 149 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,909 "What color underwear is your partner wearing?" 150 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,757 What kind of a question is that? 151 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:15,518 - I have no idea. - But I got dressed in front of you! 152 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:23,275 I don't know. Something black and lacy? 153 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,079 It's purple. 154 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:34,948 Our turn: "Would you leave your partner over a casual affair?" 155 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,793 No. 156 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,791 No. 157 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,870 All right. Kaja, your turn. 158 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,956 Yes! 159 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,951 "What did you first love about your partner?" 160 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,548 - Hm? - What did you first love about me? 161 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,469 I won't be able to guess it anyway. 162 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:29,309 I thought he was going to break up, but he proposed instead. 163 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,079 Was that a bad thing? 164 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,237 No. 165 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:40,438 It was the happiest day of my life. 166 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,514 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 167 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,717 I'll never be a good singer! 168 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,758 Do you want to sing so bad? 169 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,476 I want us to sing together, but we never will! 170 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,830 - Kaja... - We never do anything together! 171 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,670 We don't even have sex. 172 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,475 - That's perfectly normal. - It's been over a year! 173 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,434 That's because you have that yeast infection. 174 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,316 Hi. Are you all right? 175 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:06,911 Sure. I'm just a little drunk. 176 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,678 Don't worry. 177 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:15,512 I came for Noa's pajamas. If I can find them. Things are still a mess. 178 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,991 You know... 179 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,517 I don't have a yeast infection. 180 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,952 I did. But I treated it. 181 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:34,399 With a suppository and lotion. 182 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,472 It was gone in a week. 183 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,830 So... 184 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:44,476 - I don't have it. I promise. - It's perfectly normal. 185 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:01,118 Imagine that you have adopted a child! 186 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,996 Dark chocolate. 187 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,630 He's lovely. 188 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,478 Look. 189 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,119 Oops. Thank you. 190 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,799 I don't know what came over me. 191 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:41,074 It's just that you and Elisabeth are so... 192 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,629 Perfect. 193 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:50,596 Elisabeth cheated on me. That's why we moved out here. 194 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,878 Thank you for this evening. It was lovely. 195 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,109 - Yes, yes. - See you later. 196 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,513 - OK. Bye. - Take care. 197 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,672 I'm going to bed. 198 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,796 How about you? 199 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,590 - Good night. - Good night. 200 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,029 Hey. 201 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:42,596 I want another baby. Wouldn't that be nice? 202 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,399 A little baby? 203 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,196 I think I'm ovulating now. 204 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,637 Would you like a blowjob? 205 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,916 Imagine if we got a little girl. 206 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:11,715 - This family could use a little girl. - Is that all you can think about? 207 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,910 You keep whining. 208 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,112 "Wanna have sex? I think I'm ovulating. " 209 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:22,155 If I give you a finger, you take my whole hand. 210 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,870 But you never want to have sex. 211 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,996 No. 212 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,753 I don't understand. 213 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,189 Kaja... 214 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,952 Look at yourself. You're drunk. 215 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,719 And you don't care what you wear. 216 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,515 You don't take care of your body. All you do is beg. 217 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:53,198 Is it really surprising that I'm not that interested? 218 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,472 Hi! 219 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,188 Want to come hunting? 220 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,108 I'll be gone for about a week. 221 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:53,353 If the heat pump acts up, just adjust that valve. 222 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:58,076 - Otherwise Kaja can help you. - No problem. 223 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:06,712 Apologize and win back The love you lost in drunkenness 224 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:16,310 You are beautiful, quench my thirst With rosy lips, love or a Pilsner 225 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,916 I wake up one morning in April 226 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,395 On a normal day 227 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,838 Are you playing with fire, oh no no 228 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:36,875 Having a cigarette for breakfast 229 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,471 You are too good for me 230 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:46,117 But I still want you 231 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,756 I don't fit in They way that I should 232 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:55,112 But I want to know how 233 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,513 - Hi. - Hi there! 234 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,309 I just thought I'd return this. 235 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,317 Thank you. 236 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,957 I didn't realize I had forgotten it. 237 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,596 - Here you go. - Thank you. 238 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,950 I overfilled it. 239 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,635 Anyway... 240 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,910 About what happened... 241 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,918 I know. I'm so embarrassed! 242 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,113 I didn't think at all. Typical me. 243 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,119 I really need to stop drinking. 244 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,470 I apologize. 245 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,435 No, there's nothing to apologize for. 246 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,912 I had a very... positive experience. 247 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,712 - Really? - Yes. 248 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,993 I must say, you're very good... at... 249 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,996 - Blowing. - No! No way. 250 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,033 I happen to know I'm not, so... 251 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:40,149 Elisabeth is probably much better at... 252 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,594 I could do it again. 253 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,111 If you want. 254 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,473 Why not? 255 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,868 Take it easy. 256 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:58,117 We have a new choir member today. Kaja, for those who don't know her. 257 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:05,074 Nice to have you here. Let's hear it for Kaja! 258 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,952 Kaja, could you come here? 259 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:27,348 I need you to sing so I can determine which voice type you have. 260 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,234 Sing "All the Birds". Three, four. 261 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:46,392 Excellent. Let's try it a little higher. Three, four. 262 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,475 Fine. Let's go even higher. 263 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,189 Thank you! 264 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,997 - "Thank you"? - Yes! 265 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,791 I'm serious. 266 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,757 I am. 267 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,870 And I'm not ashamed to say it. 268 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,035 I just feel so... 269 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,116 So good. 270 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,708 So completely... 271 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,752 ...and utterly good. 272 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,555 Do you understand what I mean? 273 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,629 Do you? 274 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,195 Yes. 275 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,875 I do. 276 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,949 I feel like I can do anything. 277 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,111 I don't want you to see my stomach! 278 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,039 - When did you two meet? - In high school. 279 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,948 But you're not from around here. 280 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:27,798 I've lived many places. But I went to high school here. With Eirik. 281 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,789 - Originally I'm from Sogne. - From Sogne? 282 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:40,674 - Do you visit your family there? - No. I have no family. Fortunately! 283 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,794 Mom didn't want me, so I grew up in different foster homes. 284 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,797 But now I have Eirik. And Theodor. 285 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,479 They mean more to me than anything. 286 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,074 Don't you agree? 287 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:06,439 That family is the most important thing in the world? 288 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,516 Mhm. 289 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,431 Mhm. 290 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,518 You're ugly. 291 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,399 What did you say? 292 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,551 Look, I found your mom! 293 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,274 She's good. 294 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,517 - Do you want to try? - Huh? 295 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,749 - Ow! - There. Now start walking. 296 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,038 - Hide! - No. 297 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,155 - Hi. - Hi! 298 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,748 Hi. Are you here? 299 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,638 Yeah. 300 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,709 Congratulate me. I shot a bull. 301 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,196 Wow. Congratulations. 302 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,436 A big bastard. 303 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,515 Want to come to the pub and celebrate? 304 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,155 I thought I'd go for a run. 305 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,388 Maybe I should join you? 306 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,515 - If you think you're up for it. - Sure. 307 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,394 Absolutely. Just let me get changed. 308 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,074 Could you grab that? 309 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,835 Sit-ups. 310 00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,032 Man, that felt good! 311 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,077 - I know. - Why did I ever quit? 312 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,590 - You haven't worked out for a while? - No. 313 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:16,470 I used to be in great shape. During my military service. 314 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,799 I wrestled in the national championships 315 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:31,429 I was serious about it. Me and a buddy from Bardufoss. 316 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:38,278 He was a great guy. We used to room together at training camp. 317 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:43,588 - I wonder what became of him? - Did you lose contact? 318 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:47,076 Yeah. I married Kaja. 319 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,115 You know, family man and all that. 320 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,312 - It is what it is. - Yeah. 321 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:06,877 Tell me about it. We think we don't deserve any better, but we do. 322 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,390 Shit! 323 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,717 Well... 324 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,358 I think maybe you... 325 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,109 ...misunderstood a little. 326 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,194 I was just kidding! 327 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,151 Right. Anyway... 328 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,349 - Thanks for the run. - Yes. 329 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,831 OK. See you later. 330 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,871 Daddy! 331 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,878 Out of my way! Go ahead, start crying. 332 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,310 Come on, slave! 333 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,795 Come on! 334 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,669 Don't sit down! 335 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,994 - Hey. - Yes? 336 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,750 Should we reset the clock? 337 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:53,834 Promise no whining afterwards? We'll just reset the clock. 338 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:59,159 I don't want to hear, "We haven't done it in a year. " 339 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,198 OK? It's a new era. 340 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,190 OK. 341 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,558 Hi. 342 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,312 Hi. 343 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,713 Excellent. Let's begin. 344 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,592 OK? 345 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,910 Our Christmas concert is coming up. 346 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:49,512 I thought we'd try some new songs this year. So I brought "Amazing Grace". 347 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,918 I need a soprano soloist. Any volunteers? 348 00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:00,472 - Kaja, that would be perfect for you. - No! 349 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,718 - It goes pretty high. - She can do it! 350 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,549 Yes? Give it a shot! "Amazing Grace". 351 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,918 Try. Do you know it? 352 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,079 Two, three, four. 353 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,519 No, I think it's too high for me. 354 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:37,431 Nonsense, Kaja, you can do it! Take some private lessons with Sigve. 355 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:42,634 Let's all try singing the melody together, OK? 356 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,957 Two, three, four, five. 357 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,071 Excellent! 358 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,116 Wait. 359 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,992 - Know when I like you the most? - No. 360 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,155 When you are totally honest. 361 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:52,552 Remember when we were on our way to Thailand? 362 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,519 - Remember that flight? - Of course. 363 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,916 You thought you were going to die. 364 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,429 That was so sweet. 365 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,312 When you sat there and held my hand. 366 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,310 Remember what you said to me? 367 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,116 No. 368 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,988 It was so lovely. 369 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,999 It was so sweet. 370 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,868 Kaja? Is it really possible to sink that low? 371 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:47,673 - What are you talking about? - Stop it! I saw you. 372 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:52,072 And don't tell me you haven't had sex. 373 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,239 Was it good? Did you do it in our house? 374 00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:01,718 If this is some sort of revenge for Jan, that's just pathetic. 375 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:09,110 "Oh, Elisabeth, move to the country with me. " To this miserable dump! 376 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:15,158 My affair is over! It's about time you start forgiving me. 377 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,909 - Since that first dinner at our place. - What? 378 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:33,749 It's been going on since that first dinner at our place. 379 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,111 When Kaja started crying? 380 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,629 Did you want to comfort her, or what? 381 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,877 That is typical you, Sigve. 382 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:51,591 - "That is typical you. " - Shut up. 383 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:58,112 Do you have any idea how tired I am of that tone of yours? 384 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:02,950 What are you saying? Are you head over heels with Kaja? 385 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,277 Yes, as a matter of fact I am. 386 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:11,838 What are you laughing about? What's so funny about that? 387 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,599 I'm sorry. OK. 388 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,235 You're in love with her? Why? 389 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,957 Because she adores me. 390 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,755 You've made it clear you find me pathetic. 391 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:35,479 And she's never had better sex. That's encouraging for me to hear. 392 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,957 I know you find it ridiculous, but I don't care. 393 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,676 There is something called tenderness. Joy. 394 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,076 I can't expect you to understand. 395 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:54,799 If only you knew how good it feels to relate to a warm person. 396 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,118 - Hi. - Hi. 397 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,277 I'm going for a run. Thought maybe... 398 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,512 I'm not sure if that... 399 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,553 Hi there. Sigve is in love. With Kaja. 400 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:27,357 They're sleeping with each other. And she has never had better sex. 401 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:36,074 - Get out of the car. - Eirik... 402 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,798 Get out of the car! 403 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,197 Eirik... 404 00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,477 Is this too primitive for you? We have a different culture up here. 405 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,748 Are you OK? I'm sorry. Sigve, are you OK? 406 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,394 I'm so sorry. Let me see. 407 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,752 Hey! 408 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,398 Shit! 409 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,233 Where... 410 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,310 Where fahrst du? 411 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:54,076 Heraus! Ich kann nicht hier bleiben ein augenblick mehr. Wirklich! 412 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,715 Verdammt, Kaja, du macht mir krank! Sigve? 413 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,718 Du wusste sehr gut, das ich habe Sigve gut geliked. 414 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,035 Was? 415 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,799 Wait! I'm talking to you! 416 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,191 Move. 417 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,238 Move. 418 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,869 Bist du Homo? 419 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:33,198 I know that you don't go hunting. 420 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,912 I do your laundry. 421 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,556 Bist du?! 422 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,834 Nein. 423 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,192 This is nicht about mir. 424 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,717 This is about dir. 425 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,115 Don't leave! 426 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,391 Daddy! 427 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,029 Lie down there. 428 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,238 Ow! 429 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,758 I'll go sleep in the lavvo. 430 00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,037 Honey... 431 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,354 But... Noa? 432 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,472 Come here. 433 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,590 Let me look at you. Are you OK? 434 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,952 You guys! 435 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,555 Hi. 436 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,196 There. Here you go. 437 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,748 Cheers! 438 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,838 Your father is an idiot. 439 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,912 Noa? 440 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,872 Noa? Are you asleep? 441 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,428 What is it? 442 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,430 - Do you want to sleep in my bed? - No. 443 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,312 OK. 444 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,832 Move over. 445 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,677 Is Theodor going to call him daddy? 446 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,554 Will Theodor call him daddy? 447 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,513 No, don't you worry about that. 448 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,388 Now go to sleep. 449 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,828 There. 450 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:22,950 - It's best you stay here. Tonight. - You're probably right. 451 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,714 - Yes. - OK. 452 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,910 Good night. 453 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,596 Sleep tight. 454 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,232 All right. Sleep tight. 455 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,836 Hello? 456 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,352 Hi. 457 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,876 Eirik? Eirik? 458 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:14,589 Eirik, could we try another position? Maybe I could stand? Or from behind? 459 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,395 No, I want to look into your eyes. 460 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:22,877 I feel much closer if I can look you in the eyes. 461 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:32,399 - I'll take care of you. - That won't be necessary, Eirik. 462 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,189 Eirik, stop. Stop. 463 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,515 Stop, for Christ...! 464 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,311 Hi, Jan. It's Elisabeth. 465 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,117 Yes, it's been a long time. 466 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,470 How are you? 467 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,789 Hello, can everybody calm down? 468 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,359 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 469 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:26,478 It's Christmas Eve, everyone. We are all excited. 470 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:32,630 Let's warm up with "prille prolle". Everybody now. 471 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,312 And down. 472 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,356 - Where do you think you're going? - Home. 473 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,278 Go back and sit with Noa. 474 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,073 It won't be long now. 475 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,960 Is daddy coming? 476 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,354 I don't know, honey. 477 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,790 Kaja, have you rehearsed your solo? 478 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,957 - Yes. - Because we can skip it. 479 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,117 No, I really want to do it. 480 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,196 Fine. OK. 481 01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,076 One more time. 482 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,912 Ow! 483 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,558 Ow! 484 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:05,276 - Go ahead. Start crying. - Dinner's ready! 485 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,118 Keep your mouth shut. 486 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,556 That tasted delicious! 487 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:33,353 - Elisabeth, would you like some more? - No thanks. 488 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,512 You're so disciplined. I'm not. 489 01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:41,069 - Here's to the chef. - Cheers! 490 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:51,871 Shouldn't you slow down a little? 491 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:58,591 That dress is lovely, Elisabeth. Is it new? 492 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:03,313 - Did you buy it at the mall? - I bought it in Paris. 493 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:06,432 No, you didn't! Seriously? 494 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,996 - Sigve was with me. - Really? 495 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:14,078 - How ironic. - Ironic? 496 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:19,035 Yes. I've always dreamt of going to Paris. 497 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,710 Look at the boys. 498 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,591 I love celebrating Christmas with kids. 499 01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:39,077 I do! I could fill the whole house with them. 500 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:44,228 But that's me: "Hi, I'm Kaja. I want to have kids. Impregnate me. " 501 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,238 You should talk to Sigve about that. 502 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:51,672 He always wanted lots of kids, but I was unable. 503 01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,954 Are you all right? 504 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:10,471 What just happened in there? 505 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,473 Come on. Get up. 506 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,310 At least Noa appreciated it. 507 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,311 - Are you crying? - No. 508 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:27,756 Elisabeth. 509 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:35,794 I can't live like this anymore. 510 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:38,076 I miss you! 511 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:12,474 I just wanted to tell you that I've put on coffee. 512 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:36,392 Why can I never learn? Why do I have to eat so much? 513 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,317 Want some water? 514 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,440 - Here. - Thank you. 515 01:14:55,600 --> 01:15:00,390 I don't think I'll ever like rice pudding again. 516 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:05,558 - And on Christmas Eve! - Hey, Kaja... 517 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,191 I knew it. 518 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,715 I asked him, but he said no. 519 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,630 "It's you," he said. But it isn't my fault. 520 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:28,799 It isn't my fault! 521 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:34,874 Why am I so damn stupid? 522 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,549 Stand there in church and... 523 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,554 I'm so goddamn stupid! 524 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:57,838 All I really want is for him to love me. 525 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:07,591 I've never meant anything to you, have I? 526 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,998 In a sense I think you have meant everything to me. 527 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:23,113 But you love Elisabeth, don't you? 528 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:30,311 Aw, that's kind of nice. Shit... 529 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:49,312 - There you go. - Thank you. 530 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,670 - Bye. - Bye. 531 01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,675 - Bye. - Bye. 532 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,829 Should we open some packages? Let's! 533 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:30,634 Let's see... Maybe we should start with this one? 534 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,873 Look, mom! I can do it! 535 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:10,038 That was a big success. 536 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:28,871 Is that Sigve's scarf you're wearing? 537 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:44,159 Why in the world did you choose me? 538 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,995 I had to. 539 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:51,998 You were so in love with me. 540 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:58,197 You seemed thankful to be dating me. 541 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,232 I don't know, Kaja. 542 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:07,188 Maybe I thought I could help you. 543 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,038 You could help me? 544 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:15,197 You were so miserable from before. 545 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:19,711 I figured it couldn't get any worse. 546 01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:33,309 You have lied to me all along. 547 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:50,357 I know that everything is my fault. 548 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,913 But I can fix it, Kaja. I will fix it. 549 01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,190 I think you'll have to figure this out on your own. 550 01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:04,517 I'm not leaving you. 551 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,959 No. 552 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,630 Maybe not. 553 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:15,798 But I'm leaving you. 554 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:39,670 - Dad, I can fly it! See? - Yeah, I see. 555 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,870 - Are you ready? - Yes. 556 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,595 - OK. Bye. - Bye. 38714

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