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You wouldn't know this,
but it's tough out there...
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...for those of us without a couch
growing out of our butt.
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A fat woman Godzilla's
into the shoe store today...
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...asks for something she could wear
to walk in the woods.
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Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign
that says:
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"Don't shoot.
From the front I look human."
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You'd think a woman could take
a little good-humored teasing...
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...but what does she do?
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Complains to the owner,
gets a gift certificate...
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...for $200 worth of free shoes.
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And you know whose pay cheque
that's gonna come out of.
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- Kelly's?
- Damn right...
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...if I could find out
where she hides her purse.
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Now for something I wanna look at.
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And now on Fox.
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It's the new adventuresof Psycho Dad.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
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- Who is the tall dark stranger there?
- There
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The one with the gunAnd the icy stare
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The one with the scalpOf his ex-wife's hair
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- Psycho Dad
- Pyscho Dad
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- Psycho Dad, Pyscho Dad
- Psycho Dad, Pyscho Dad
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He's a durn good paBut he hates the law
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- Chopping Reno to eat it raw
- Raw
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- Psycho Dad!
- Psycho Dad!
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Now with less violence,but more kinky sex and nudity...
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...for a cleaner and saner America.
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Oh, Peg, I'm so excited.
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Al, I hate Psycho Dad. Can't we just--?
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There's nothing
in heaven and earth...
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...that will stop me
from watching Psycho Dad.
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So this God person,
what do you think she looks like?
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Hey, it smells like
something's cooking in here.
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Our TV set blew up.
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"Buy a second-hand TV," you said.
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"For 10 bucks you can't go wrong,"
you said.
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Well, now look. Twenty years later
and the damn thing's broken.
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Al, what is the big deal?
Just go out and buy a new one.
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We'll just buy a new one. Well, spank
my bottom, why didn't I think of that.
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Hello, Wally's World of free TVs?
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What do you have on sale today
for absolutely nothing?
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Guys, I got a solution...
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...though God knows
it's not for all your problems.
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They have tryouts for a new
game show called Touchdown Trivia.
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First prize is $10,000 and there's
no one who knows more about sports...
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...or is more trivial than you, Al.
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$10,000?
With that, I could buy a big screen...
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...a satellite dish, have money left...
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...to change the locks in the house
and watch all this in peace.
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I'm going to those auditions.
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- Don't wait up for me.
- I wasn't going to.
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I was talking to Jefferson.
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First, let me congratulate you
on passing the written test.
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For the finals, we'll play
a simulated game of sports trivia...
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...both national and local.
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- Any questions?
- I'd like to know--
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Yeah, places please.
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Now we will introduce our host,
Travis James.
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Man, I hate rehearsals.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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First contestant is Al Bundy.
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Yes, Travis. I was born--
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Then we go to our second contestant,
Max Weinberg.
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Max-- That's short for--
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Nothing. Fine. Okay.
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- Our third contestant is Mike McKenzy.
- Hi, Travis.
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Don't speak to me, Mike.
It's just a rehearsal, okay?
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Now it's time for Touchdown Trivia.
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Okay, contestants...
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...we're all familiar with the famous
running back O.J. Simpson.
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For five yards,
what do the initials O.J. stand for?
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- Al.
- Orenthal James.
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That's correct!
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Eat my dust.
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Okay, the second question.
What was the World Bowl?
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- Al.
- Title game of the now defunct...
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...World Football League.
Travis, excuse me.
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Do you want me to rush...
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...or you want me to pretend
that I have to think about these?
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Here's a 10-yard question.
What occupational oddity is shared...
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...by Henry Aaron,
Willie Mays and Babe Ruth?
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- Mike.
- They're all baseball players.
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Been in this country long, Mike?
Be a little more specific, please.
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- Max.
- All Hall of Fame baseball players.
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Dress a Barbie, Max.
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Let a real man answer this.
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They all started and ended
their careers in the same city...
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- ...but for different teams.
- That is correct.
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Next question. Can you name one
of two women golfers to win--? Max.
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- Mickey Wright.
- Correct.
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Women's golf is not a sport.
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Neither is spitting for distance.
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But it can be.
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Women's golf.
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All right, next question. What famous
Native American midget wrestler--?
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- Al.
- Skylo Low.
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That's correct.
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Okay, Mr. Bundy, our final question
pertains to a local sporting event.
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What high school has won the most
city championships in baseball?
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- The O'Leary Bucket Kickers.
- Correct.
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Congratulations to have mastered
that amount of sports knowledge...
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...I can only assume
you have absolutely no life.
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None whatsoever, Travis.
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By the way, when do you guys want
me to come back for the real thing?
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Well, gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Bundy,
we won't be having you back at all.
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What? Well, how come? I won.
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Well, according to our researchers, you
scored extremely low in personality.
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Oh, how--? How low?
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Well, let me put it to you this way. It
was somewhere between Joe Piscopo...
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...and the fat kid who played
on Head of the Class.
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Look, you know what?
If I liked you at all, I'd really be sorry.
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Well, but wait a second.
You can't do this to me. I'm a legend.
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I scored four touchdowns in one game
at Polk High.
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Four touchdowns
in high school football.
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Wow.
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Look, Mr. Bundy,
we're looking for people...
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...that are young, smart
and energetic.
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Or if you really want to be a shoe-in,
someone with sex appeal.
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I can't go on a sports-trivia show.
I don't know anything about sports.
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Well, so you went to class every day,
you don't know anything about school.
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Oh, yeah?
Then how come they gave me a thing?
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- A diploma?
- Yeah.
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Because you tried.
Sweetheart, please.
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It's for a new TV.
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Come on. I'll tell you what,
I'll order the cartoon channel for you.
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Okay.
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I'll go upstairs and call in sick
for today. My boss isn't gonna like it...
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...but at least somebody's
appreciating me for my mind.
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It's the basement.
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Bud, now listen, you've helped
Kelly with her schoolwork.
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Tell me, is she capable of,
you know, anything?
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Oh, sure. You just gotta work
within her limitations.
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Kelly's brain...
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Kelly's brain...
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...can hold anything.
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You just gotta make sure
of two things before you start.
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One, that it's totally empty.
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Well, we know that.
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And two, you gotta feed
her information slowly.
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A drop at a time until she's full.
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Full?
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Oh, yeah.
Kelly's brain can actually get full.
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Then you gotta be really careful...
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...because each new fact after that
will totally replace an old one.
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That's how come she forgot to put on
a blouse the day she took driver's test.
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No wonder why her license
expires every 60 days.
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Daddy, they said okay.
What do I have to do?
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All right. Good, sweetheart. First, tell
me everything you know about sports.
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I know that you scored four
touchdowns in one game for Polk High.
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Very good. What else?
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Golf spelled backwards is flog.
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All right. I thought
this was gonna take a long time.
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Don't worry.
You just sit down right here.
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In 48 hours, you're gonna know
so much about sports...
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...you're gonna be like the son
I always wanted.
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And now on to yachting.
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Daddy?
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I'm full.
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Thank God.
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Well, we've got two hours
to catch up on our sleep.
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Now, don't learn anything new
until this game show is over.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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Follow your mother around.
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Welcome to Touchdown Trivia.
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Here's the star of our show,Travis James.
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Okay. Okay, I know we're anxious
to win some money...
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...so let's get started, shall we?
Our first question in Touchdown Trivia:
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What national league batter
set the all-time record for strikeouts...
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...in a single season
despite batting over .300?
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- Mike.
- Bobby Bonds.
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One hundred
and 89 strikeouts in 1970.
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- That's correct.
- Yes.
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Hey, my buzzer didn't work.
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You've gotta squeeze the buzzer,
honey, don-- Don't jerk it.
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Thanks. I learned something.
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Gee, so did I.
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Oh, no, Peg.
Travis put a thought into Kelly's head.
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That means she lost a fact.
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For another five yards.
What national hockey league team...
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...won only one game
in franchise history?
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- Kelly.
- Montreal Wanderers, 1917.
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Won their opener, lost five,
their stadium burned.
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Absolutely correct.
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Yes.
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All right, our next question
is in professional basketball.
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In the NBA,
who had the highest percentage...
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...of free throws in a single season?
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- Kelly.
- Calvin Murphy...
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...of the Houston Rockets
with a whopping 95.8 percent.
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Right again.
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Now for 10 yards.
What do Karl Marx, Bob Dylan...
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...and heavyweight champion
Sonny Liston have in common?
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- Tony.
- They're all communists.
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No, that's not what we're looking for.
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Mike.
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Mamie Van Doren.
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Judges?
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No, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Kelly.
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They're all on the cover of the
Beatles' Sgt. Pepper album.
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Slide that head.
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Oh, baby,
you're getting some tonight.
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Now before we continue,
let's meet our contestants.
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- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?
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Travis might ask a question...
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...or worse, tell her something she
doesn't know. She'll lose another fact.
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- Our first contestant--
- I'm from Young--
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--is Kelly Bundy, a poison disseminator
from right here in Chicago.
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- So tell me, Ms. Bundy--
- She's married.
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Okay, that's enough chitchat,
let's get back to our game.
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Okay, contestants,
you're all even with 10 yards to go.
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You all have a chance
at the big money.
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This is for all the marbles.
The big enchilada.
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Here's the question.
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Who led the Chicago Bulls
in scoring six straight--
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- Tony.
- Michael Jordan.
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No, no, that's incorrect.
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Let me finish the question.
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Who led the Chicago Bulls in scoring
six straight seasons in the '70s?
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- Kelly.
- Bob "Butterbean" Love.
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For 10 yards,
that's correct for the game.
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She did it. She did it.
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Oh, Al, can I have
some tomorrow night too?
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Not if I get that TV.
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Now, Kelly, as you know, our bonus
question is always in local sports.
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You have $1000 that you can keep...
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...but if not, you can go
for the run back question...
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...and a chance
at a check for $10,000.
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- Let's rock.
- Okay.
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Al, aren't you afraid they're gonna
ask her the one fact she lost?
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What are the odds of that?
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I taught her more local stuff
than national, Peg. We can't lose.
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Okay, Kelly, for $10,000.
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In local high school football...
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...who scored four touchdowns
in one game...
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...for Polk High School
in the Chicago City Championship?
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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- Al?
- This proves a personal theory of mine.
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The longer you suffer,
the greater the rewards.
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That's how the gods work.
239
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,997
Then why won't the gods
let her answer?
240
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,950
Polk High?
241
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,270
Four touchdowns?
242
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,958
Red squeeze buzzer?
243
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,590
Oh, I'm sorry, Kelly.
244
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,835
The correct answer was, audience?
245
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,356
Al Bundy!
246
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,999
You won't go empty-handed...
247
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,475
...we have plenty of
consolation prizes for you...
248
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,070
...and thanks for playing
Touchdown Trivia.
249
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,152
Al?
250
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,237
Yes, Peg.
251
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,949
Am I still getting some?
252
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,112
No, Peg.
253
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,148
In fact, when we get home,
I just might take some back.
254
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,799
Well, it's not 10 grand, but a new TV's
not a bad consolation prize.
255
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,268
So you mean I did good?
256
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,068
No.
257
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:38,429
Oh, come on, Al.
You're proud of her. Now admit it.
258
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:44,634
Well, you did your best, pumpkin,
so, yeah, I'm proud of you.
259
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,632
Can we watch something
on the new TV?
260
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,313
Sure, son.
261
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,949
You know,
it doesn't get any better than this.
262
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,430
Who's that ridin' across the plain?
263
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,033
Who's lost count of the wives
264
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,231
- He's slain?
- Slain?
265
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,109
Who is the man who's plum insane?
266
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,551
Pyscho DadPsycho Dad
267
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,236
Psycho Dad!
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