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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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[girl] Lisa, are you up? Come down here!
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[grunts] Agh!
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[whirring]
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- Lisa, we'll be late for math!
- Oh, God.
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- [bangs]
- [groans]
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- Why didn't you wake me up earlier?
- I was cleaning up!
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Fritzi, move it!
You don't know my parents!
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Hello!
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Hi. We weren't expecting you.
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[vacuum beeping]
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Fritzi, parents. Parents, Fritzi.
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- Hi, Gerda. Everything okay?
- Yeah, it's good.
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We have to go. See you later.
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You stay here! Did you forget about
your coaching for college applications?
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[father] It sure cost us enough!
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- Hmm.
- [Gerda] Bye!
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[rattles]
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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[theme music playing]
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[grunts]
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[man speaking over computer]
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- Agh!
- [low buzzing]
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[man continues speaking]
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[Lenny] Morning!
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Already have a plan to get back the cash
that you took from our joint account?
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Immediately would be good.
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[tapping]
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LIKE BEFORE?
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What? Because that always worked so well.
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[Moritz] Presenting...
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[both] Mixed Bag!
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Like MyMuesli, but with candy.
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- Presenting...
- [both] sDreamShare!
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Looking for people
to share your Netflix account with?
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- We present...
- [both] YoungSt(art)ers!
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We want to be millionaires,
and you can help us get there.
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[Lenny] And...?
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[man continues speaking]
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[grunts]
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BEYOND BELIEF: FACT OR FICTION
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[Moritz]
If there's one thing that separates
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successful people
from unsuccessful people,
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it's persistence.
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ANONYMITY AND SECURITY
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Every great success
is ultimately the consequence
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of well-handled defeats.
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Believe me.
I'm very familiar with defeats.
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LET'S MEET AT 11:30.
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When you definitely want something,
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then you can't,
under any circumstances, give up.
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BE RIGHT DOWN.
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Whether it's in business
or relationships,
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you have to learn from your defeats,
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recognize your strengths and weaknesses
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and, most importantly,
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wait for the right moment.
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[vacuum whirring]
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This is Rinseln, Germany.
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Population 28,734,
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of whom 19,700 have
an Internet connection.
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[dog barking]
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The most common search term
on Google is "Google."
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The most popular search terms on YouPorn
are "Deutsch,"
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"German"
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and "sex."
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I think that's about everything
there is to say about this city.
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For Lisa and me,
there was only ever one plan...
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get out of there.
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[man speaking in English]
Lisa, focus. Let's move on.
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Tell me. What do you consider
to be your greatest weakness?
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[in English]
I don't know. I'm very...
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Hey! More energy!
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[sighs] I'm a perfectionist.
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Are you kidding me? Oh, my God.
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Hang on a second.
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- [door latch clicks]
- Lisa!
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[in German]
Every one of our elite universities
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listens to about 100 people a week.
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[in English]
"Blah, blah, blah." Same thing every time.
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[in German]
What they're looking for is authenticity.
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- [in English] Okay.
- It's about your future, not your funeral.
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[phone chiming]
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YOU FEEL AS SHITTY AS I DO?
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#HANGOVERVIBES
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[chuckles]
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- [whirrs]
- [voice] Two, one...
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[recording] ♪ MyTems ♪
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TRADE GAME ITEMS ONLINE!
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We gamers only level in one direction...
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ff-shht! Up.
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Of course,
you don't want everyone to know
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if you had a little outside "help."
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[both] MyTems...
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That's why "MyTems" only uses
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encrypted communications
and cryptocurrency.
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Anonymous, dependable,
and guaranteed anonymous.
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Our customers can trust us 100 percent.
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I can only trust my long-term colleague,
Mr. Zimmermann,
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- about five percent...
- Cut!
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[crutch clatters]
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You don't betray your best friend
for your ex-girlfriend.
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[beeps]
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First, we're just taking a break.
And second, I already said I'm sorry.
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That's why I'm trying to make it right!
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[Moritz] It doesn't fucking matter
where we get the money from.
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As long as it comes from somewhere.
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Name one crowdfunding campaign
that worked.
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- You see?
- Pebble Time.
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[scoffs]
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Coolest Cooler.
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- Pebble Time 2.
- Moritz!
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That laptop charger that's also a USB hub
and a power bank.
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The one that burned
through users' desks after two weeks?
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[Moritz sighs] Huh...
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[mother] You're doing great!
I don't know what's wrong with her today.
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[in English] Okay. Next question.
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So, third time's a charm.
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Why do you want to change the world?
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[in English]
To be honest, I don't want to.
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Did you know that there are billions
of earth-like planets
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just in our galaxy alone?
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[sighs] We're insignificant.
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This is insignificant.
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It's all meaningless.
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[Lisa] I mean, if the actions of Hitler,
Gandhi, Jesus Christ...
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anyone who had ever existed
and anyone who will ever exist...
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- [father] Look at this.
- [Lisa] ...if they all don't matter
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then why should anything matter that I do?
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[in German]
Okay, maybe not so authentic.
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- [in German] Lisa, what is this?
- [in German] What?
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He told me I should be authentic.
- What is this?
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- [mother] Hello?
- Uh...
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- [door opens]
- [father] Lizzy?
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Your mother asked you a question.
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- [father] Hmm?
- [Lisa sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[chuckles]
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- [friend] The glasses, man!
- Give 'em to me. Put them on.
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[Dan] Now it really looks like Ed Sheeran.
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- [laughs] That's perfect!
- ["Flight of the Valkyries" playing]
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- Here, take a few more photos.
- [ringtone continues playing]
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Hey, what's up? I'm at school right now.
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[man] One of your retard schoolmates
was at my pizzeria yesterday.
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- Did you tell anyone about it?
- No, of course not.
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Okay, listen up. [sniffs]
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If any of my fucking pills show up
anywhere, call me right away!
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Is that clear?
He owes me money, you know.
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- Yes, of course I'll call you.
- Okay.
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Yo, Dan! Lisa texted you.
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Her mother found something.
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[audio fluttering] ...gamers are...
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Maybe the competition people were right,
the idea's just not good.
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The back end is too time consuming for it.
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When was the last time
you wrote a line of code?
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[phone beeps, buzzes]
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Why is Dan messaging you?
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And why are you still on Facebook?
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Dan's not messaging me.
Dan's messaging Lisa.
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So you did log into her account?
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You're crazy.
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MY MOM FOUND A PILL.
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WTF!!! WHAT KIND???
I'LL COME OVER AND TELL HER IT'S MINE
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BE THERE IN 30 MIN
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[door closes]
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SHOULD I COME?
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[Moritz] Okay. Deleting messages
from my girlfriend's Facebook
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before she's read them,
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not exactly my finest hour.
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But do you remember what I said before
about the right timing?
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This is it.
The moment I'd been waiting for.
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Lisa needs help
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and it would be highly unreasonable
to leave it to this guy.
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Pull her out of a burning vehicle? Fine.
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[Dan laughs]
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Or save her during a zombie apocalypse?
Why not?
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[grunts]
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[Moritz] But not when it comes
to complex family disputes.
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[mother] I was wondering
if you'd ever show up again.
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Lisa stopped talking about you.
I was worried about you two.
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Moritz has a lot going on right now.
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- Yes. I'm really focused on a new project.
- We're having a cris...
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We're having a crisis discussion
at the moment.
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But I'm sure
you were at her party, too, right?
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- What party?
- We know about the party.
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- [inhales] About Lisa's drugs...
- Oh, you knew Lisa takes pills?
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- [stammering] Well, I...
- Did you know my mom takes pills?
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- That's medicine! I'm sick!
- Your mother has an illness!
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[mother] I take pills so I can be myself.
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Mom, people take MDMA
so they can be themselves.
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You think downing two Tavors with a bottle
of wine every day is any better?
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Well, you can definitely forget
about studying abroad now.
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- [mother] I'm sure that was in that...
- [father] Jacksonville.
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Jacksonville, where you first tried this.
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What do you think, Moritz?
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She must have
brought the pills back from there.
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Ahem.
There's something I need to clarify.
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- [father] Yes?
- The pill was mine.
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[chuckles]
And where would you have gotten them?
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Lisa didn't know I brought them.
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[father] Moritz,
you don't have to lie to us.
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And I guess you finally found a reason
to keep our daughter from moving out.
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Congratulations!
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It's so easy for you.
You sit there silently, and now...
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[father] Now what?
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[Mom cries] Just because
you're screwing your secretary,
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it doesn't mean you can
get out of raising our daughter.
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[door opens]
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[door slams]
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[father sighs]
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Thank you for taking this break so well.
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[Moritz chuckles]
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You still have my "brain cell"!
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Yeah.
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I even took it to America.
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My host family thought
it was a ginger root.
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[Moritz chuckles] Why would anyone
have a plush ginger root?
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No idea.
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Definitely the most intelligent gift
anyone's ever given me.
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- Thanks.
- [chuckles]
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You know...
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in America,
I was afraid that I'd come back
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to find everything had changed
and that I'd missed it all.
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[Lisa] But it's the exact opposite.
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- Nothing changed.
- Yes, but...
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It's like time stood still.
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It was really kind of you
to lie for me just now.
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But I don't want to stop you
from living your life.
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Maybe something did change.
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It really was your ecstasy?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yes, I got it for you.
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I was gonna give this to you yesterday
as a welcome gift.
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But then Daniel broke my...
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Lisa, it's fine with me
if you want to try new things.
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Maybe I can help you figure out
what it is you really want.
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[door opens]
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I think I need to find that out
for myself.
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- [door closes]
- [footsteps approaching]
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I think it would be better
if you leave now, Moritz.
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[Moritz in English] Okay.
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[man speaking over P.A.]
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[Moritz] When you make a plan,
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the probability that it will fail
is about 50 percent.
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[sobs]
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Either it works... or it doesn't.
251
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- [sighs] Hey.
- [indistinct chatter]
252
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[Moritz] If you don't make a plan,
the chances of failure are zero percent.
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[phone beeps]
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MOM
DID YOU GET MY CAKE? KISS.
255
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[Moritz] Life is what happens
when you're making other plans.
256
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It never happens the way you think.
257
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[panting]
258
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[Moritz] Maybe sometimes
you should just stop planning
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and start doing.
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BLOCK MESSAGES FROM MOM
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[sighs]
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[rain pattering]
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[recording] ♪ MyTems! ♪
264
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We gamers only level in one direction.
265
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[glissando sound effect plays]
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Anonymous, dependable,
and guaranteed anonymous.
267
00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,085
Do you want to know why...?
268
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You don't betray your best friend
for your ex-girlfriend.
269
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- [key clicks]
- ...ex-girlfriend.
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[key clicks]
271
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[inhales]
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[snaps]
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NEW EMAIL
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Hey Lisa, I've been thinking.
275
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I think it's all right
that you need a little space right now.
276
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Take your time. It's all quite normal
when you've been separated for a year.
277
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I Googled that myself:
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ONE YEAR WITHOUT BOYFRIEND
TIPS/EXPERIENCES FROM ABROAD
279
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But let's not give up our plans
because of this.
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And about your parents, don't worry.
281
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I'll get the money
for studying abroad somehow.
282
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INTERNATIONAL SCHOLARSHIP
APPLICATION DENIED
283
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,925
[soft music playing]
284
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SAVE THIS E-MAIL AS DRAFT?
285
00:14:37,205 --> 00:14:38,285
[sighs]
286
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SAVE
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DRAFTS
288
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HEY, LENNY, I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA...
289
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FUCK YOUR IDEAS.
290
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♪ With both... ♪
291
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["Off The Radar" playing]
292
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♪ Hear me, no one sees me, no one ♪
293
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♪ I'm off the radar ♪
294
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RENAME
295
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- ♪ We make up everything ♪
- [snaps]
296
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♪ We tell it as we want ♪
297
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TRADE GAME ITEMS ONLINE!
298
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♪ I am the carrier ♪
299
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:28,445
♪ I am the carrier ♪
300
00:15:29,045 --> 00:15:30,245
♪ I'm off the radar ♪
301
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♪ We'll take whatever shines ♪
302
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ERASING METADATA...
303
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♪ Whatever can blind an open eye ♪
304
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♪ I'm off the radar ♪
305
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:52,165
♪ Hear me, no one sees me, no one ♪
306
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,525
♪ Hear me, no one sees me,
No one ♪
307
00:15:56,565 --> 00:15:59,645
♪ Hear me, no one sees me, no one ♪
308
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,325
♪ I'm off the radar ♪
309
00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:06,605
[Moritz] How do you sell drugs online?
310
00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:10,805
I suppose most of you have Googled it
by now and discovered
311
00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:13,885
that if you do everything right,
it's pretty easy.
312
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:16,285
The hard part is doing everything right.
313
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:22,205
So if you really Googled that,
you already made the first mistake.
314
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:26,045
[Moritz] Because on the regular Internet,
you leave traces everywhere you go.
315
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,805
So it's best to start with the Darknet.
316
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:31,525
Forget all the horror stories
you've heard about it.
317
00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:34,725
In my generation, everyone has been
to the Darknet at least once.
318
00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:40,525
If you have no idea what the Darknet is,
you were probably born before 1990.
319
00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:43,805
Here's someone you like
and who knows all about facts.
320
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:51,645
[in German] Hello.
My name is Jonathan Frakes,
321
00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:54,805
and I'm going to explain the Darknet.
322
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,285
Did you know that every time
you take a photo,
323
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:05,845
your location is stored
in the image file's metadata?
324
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:07,725
Maybe you did.
325
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:13,445
Are you also aware that when you buy
a robotic vacuum cleaner like this,
326
00:17:13,525 --> 00:17:16,285
you give the company permission
to take measurements of your home
327
00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:18,885
and sell that data to third parties?
328
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:20,885
Fucking outrageous.
329
00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:26,125
By the way, the company that makes
these vacuum cleaners is called iRobot.
330
00:17:26,485 --> 00:17:30,805
Like the Will Smith movie
where robots tried to destroy humanity.
331
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,405
Think about that.
332
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:37,365
We live in a world
where big technology companies
333
00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:40,325
know more about us
than we do about ourselves.
334
00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:43,925
It's totally understandable
that some people
335
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:46,565
prefer to remain anonymous
on the Internet.
336
00:17:47,645 --> 00:17:52,365
For that, they use a special network
called The Onion Router or just...
337
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:53,765
- [man laughs]
- [whistle blowing]
338
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,005
... "TOR."
339
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,165
[indistinct chatter]
340
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,325
If you open a site on the Internet,
341
00:17:58,605 --> 00:18:01,885
the data packet containing the content
342
00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:04,765
comes directly from the provider's server.
343
00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:06,605
Totally traceable.
344
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,245
If you open a Darknet address,
345
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:13,125
the data packets
are not transferred to you directly.
346
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:21,405
[Frakes] First, they're routed through
the TOR network from node to node.
347
00:18:21,845 --> 00:18:24,405
And each node only has contact
with the previous node
348
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:27,645
and the next node,
but never the whole chain.
349
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:30,325
That means
it's no longer possible to trace
350
00:18:30,405 --> 00:18:32,685
who originally sent the data package.
351
00:18:32,885 --> 00:18:34,085
[cheering]
352
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:38,085
Are you really sure that it's Lisa
who sent the data?
353
00:18:39,365 --> 00:18:41,125
Or did we use the Darknet to...
354
00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:43,765
keep you in the dark?
355
00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:52,685
Oh, yes, one more thing.
356
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,445
Don't do drugs.
357
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:03,885
COPY
358
00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:08,541
- [Lenny] One long! One long!
- [indistinct gamer chatter]
359
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,125
Tsk. Okay, shit. I'm down.
360
00:19:10,205 --> 00:19:11,285
[gamer] Fuck, it's lagging.
361
00:19:11,365 --> 00:19:13,165
[gunshot, bomb exploding]
362
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:18,085
[keyboard clicking]
363
00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:24,125
[Moritz in English]
Fuck! Lenny's server password?
364
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,325
[Lenny] The PIN is the date
we had the idea for MyTems.
365
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:34,765
[beeping]
366
00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:38,925
[Moritz in English] Sorry, Lenny.
367
00:20:00,085 --> 00:20:01,245
[panting]
368
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,285
[brake squeaks]
369
00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:07,205
[doorbell plays]
370
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,605
- [phone beeps]
- Google, read my last message.
371
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:26,245
[automated female voice] Hello, Lenny.
You'll think this is really dumb,
372
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:30,045
I get that.
But now you have to listen closely.
373
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,525
Moritz realizes
that he screwed up big-time.
374
00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:36,165
He shouldn't have just taken the money.
375
00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:38,205
He wants to say sorry for that.
376
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,685
- Apology accepted?
- Hey.
377
00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:44,165
- What's wrong with you?
- But then he screwed up again.
378
00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:47,085
He took your code
for the MyTems shop system
379
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:51,565
and reprogrammed it to use as a Darknet
drug shop on your server
380
00:20:51,645 --> 00:20:54,125
where drugs can be bought
anonymously.
381
00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:57,325
He knows that he should have
asked you first.
382
00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:58,805
Moritz is an idiot.
383
00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,605
He was only thinking of Lisa
the whole time,
384
00:21:00,645 --> 00:21:02,965
and he totally forgot about you.
385
00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:05,405
Lenny, you are his best friend.
386
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,245
- End of message.
- Tsk.
387
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:10,445
You turned MyTems into a drug shop?
388
00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:12,445
Yes, sorry.
389
00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:15,085
I thought that way
I could pay you the money back.
390
00:21:18,085 --> 00:21:19,085
Let's see it.
391
00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:32,125
It's okay, the emails are still
unencrypted here in the database.
392
00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:35,205
And for sign-up,
you'd need to embed a new captcha.
393
00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:37,045
But otherwise... [chuckles]
394
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,205
Moritz, not bad!
395
00:21:40,085 --> 00:21:42,005
I did some math.
396
00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:45,285
Based on the market price,
resellers have a profit margin
397
00:21:45,445 --> 00:21:46,725
of 200 percent.
398
00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:50,485
Apple only makes 65 percent on the iPhone.
It's a business case.
399
00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:51,741
- It's a business case...
- [knocks on door]
400
00:21:51,765 --> 00:21:52,965
...that could land us in jail.
401
00:21:55,405 --> 00:21:56,445
Thanks, Mom.
402
00:21:56,765 --> 00:21:59,165
[Ms. Sander] It's nice
seeing you do something different...
403
00:22:00,245 --> 00:22:01,485
than always shooting around.
404
00:22:03,165 --> 00:22:04,205
[in English] I don't know.
405
00:22:04,605 --> 00:22:06,205
- Lenny, think about it.
- [spray hisses]
406
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,605
This could be our thing...
our ticket out of this dump!
407
00:22:09,685 --> 00:22:11,925
If this thing works,
we can do anything we want.
408
00:22:15,205 --> 00:22:16,205
Well, then...
409
00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:18,845
[computer chimes]
410
00:22:19,525 --> 00:22:20,805
[Lenny sighs]
411
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,085
[keyboard clicking]
412
00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:26,765
So, first rule of the shop...
413
00:22:27,925 --> 00:22:29,965
we do not talk about the shop.
414
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:33,485
That's Fight Club!
415
00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:34,925
I've never seen it.
416
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,325
Sure, you know it!
417
00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:40,165
With the two guys that smack people
in the face the whole time.
418
00:22:40,245 --> 00:22:43,285
But actually it's just one guy
who's completely crazy.
419
00:22:43,365 --> 00:22:45,045
Mm-hmm, sounds great.
420
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,685
- [in English] Fuck, fuck!
- What's up?
421
00:22:49,405 --> 00:22:51,085
I didn't pay the dealer his money.
422
00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:54,005
Fuck it. He's forgotten you by now.
423
00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:56,805
Fuck him, fuck the cops.
424
00:22:56,885 --> 00:22:58,805
Now we seed the link
into a few Darknet forums
425
00:22:58,885 --> 00:23:00,405
and make some real money, man!
426
00:23:02,725 --> 00:23:06,005
Okay. A piece of history
will be written today.
427
00:23:07,405 --> 00:23:10,845
[in English] Five, four, three, two...
428
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,925
[in English]
Lenny and Mo, back in business.
429
00:23:14,765 --> 00:23:17,485
[in German] Don't look at me like that.
What could happen?
430
00:23:20,885 --> 00:23:22,925
Well, Daniel.
431
00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:27,325
[police officer] You know you can screw up
your entire future this way, right?
432
00:23:27,565 --> 00:23:30,525
I mean, what other job
is there after this? [sighs]
433
00:23:30,605 --> 00:23:33,405
Postman, bus driver...
434
00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:36,565
Yeah, so, actually, mainly these two.
435
00:23:38,365 --> 00:23:41,925
I'm sure Daddy the national player
and Mommy the bank boss
436
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:46,325
imagined it differently
for their sweet little guy.
437
00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:49,885
It's just four pills.
438
00:23:51,325 --> 00:23:55,365
- Small quantity. It's for personal use.
- [officer laughs, sighs]
439
00:23:55,445 --> 00:23:57,405
Listen up, Riffert Jr.
440
00:23:57,485 --> 00:23:59,965
You have to read to the end
of the Wikipedia article.
441
00:24:00,765 --> 00:24:01,765
Colleague?
442
00:24:02,085 --> 00:24:03,085
Baby bird.
443
00:24:03,765 --> 00:24:04,805
[clucks]
444
00:24:07,325 --> 00:24:12,045
Ahem. Now come on, Daniel.
Nobody wants to imprison you here.
445
00:24:12,925 --> 00:24:17,965
Just tell us who sold you the stuff,
and we'll waive the charges.
446
00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:20,885
We're interested
in the big players, Daniel.
447
00:24:20,965 --> 00:24:23,405
[Moritz's dad] These are chemical drugs,
dangerous substances.
448
00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:26,165
Whoever brings something like this
to the people on a grand scale
449
00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:28,005
must be punished for it.
450
00:24:28,165 --> 00:24:30,085
[game voice screaming]
451
00:24:31,245 --> 00:24:33,845
[Lenny] What do we do
if our customers have questions?
452
00:24:34,405 --> 00:24:36,725
Just make a regular FAQ.
453
00:24:37,365 --> 00:24:38,365
Okay.
454
00:24:40,525 --> 00:24:45,885
Can I make my order securely
through your shop?
455
00:24:46,525 --> 00:24:47,525
Yes.
456
00:24:47,685 --> 00:24:52,325
Just add the desired quantity to the cart
457
00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:54,645
and enter your address at the checkout.
458
00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:59,965
[Moritz] Your personal data
is automatically encrypted using PGP
459
00:25:00,045 --> 00:25:01,925
and deleted after the order
is dispatched.
460
00:25:02,445 --> 00:25:06,325
Our team of professionals then packs
the goods in clean-room conditions,
461
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:09,365
and ensures smooth and secure processing.
462
00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:12,405
[Lenny] Can I really only pay
with cryptocurrency?
463
00:25:12,485 --> 00:25:17,285
[Moritz] Yes. We only accept payments
in Bitcoin, Ripple, IOTA and Ethereum.
464
00:25:17,365 --> 00:25:19,285
The payment procedure is not complicated.
465
00:25:19,365 --> 00:25:21,325
You just need to set up
a suitable wallet.
466
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:24,365
We do not offer Payback
or other bonus systems.
467
00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:25,765
We weren't born yesterday.
468
00:25:25,845 --> 00:25:28,085
[Lenny]
How can I receive my order anonymously?
469
00:25:28,165 --> 00:25:30,781
[Moritz] Our shipping department
operates around the clock to help you,
470
00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:33,805
to ensure fast and risk-free shipping.
471
00:25:34,005 --> 00:25:36,045
The delivery happens within a few days.
472
00:25:36,405 --> 00:25:40,045
You order can be sent
to any valid postal address, PO box,
473
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:41,805
or package station.
474
00:25:42,045 --> 00:25:45,645
Thanks to our highly complex
and decentralized system,
475
00:25:45,725 --> 00:25:48,845
the transfer
to the logistics service provider
476
00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:51,725
is already anonymous
and cannot be traced back.
477
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,605
Fifty grand by the time we graduate.
478
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,621
Then we go offline and do everything
we've ever fantasized about.
479
00:25:55,645 --> 00:25:56,725
[in English] Deal.
480
00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,285
But I hope you don't mean
what's in my browser history.
481
00:26:02,845 --> 00:26:03,845
[Lenny] By the way...
482
00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:07,405
the doctor said
I only have two years left.
483
00:26:12,085 --> 00:26:14,925
- They said that six years ago.
- Yep. [sighs]
484
00:26:17,645 --> 00:26:21,165
- Okay, let's say 100 grand.
- [car door closes]
485
00:26:21,245 --> 00:26:22,901
Otherwise you won't
get anything out of it.
486
00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:24,085
Let's say one million.
487
00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:30,125
[postman] Caught you red-handed!
488
00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:32,565
Just kidding, boys.
489
00:26:33,365 --> 00:26:37,765
You can put your mail right in here.
490
00:26:38,485 --> 00:26:41,125
Come on, toss it in.
What's with the gloves?
491
00:26:44,885 --> 00:26:46,045
Dermatitis.
492
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,045
Yes, me, too.
493
00:26:49,365 --> 00:26:51,765
Yes, it's often caused
by warm air from heating.
494
00:26:52,885 --> 00:26:56,005
Or fabric softener. Or stress.
495
00:26:56,205 --> 00:26:57,685
I can tell you something about that.
496
00:26:57,765 --> 00:27:01,325
Now that people can even order
their toilet paper on the Internet,
497
00:27:01,405 --> 00:27:03,525
the delivery industry
is totally overstretched.
498
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:08,365
If it goes on like this,
I can hang myself by Christmas.
499
00:27:10,405 --> 00:27:13,765
Not that I'm planning to do that,
but it's a hard job sometimes.
500
00:27:14,285 --> 00:27:16,005
I earn just over minimum wage,
501
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,925
while Amazon's top brass
keep getting richer!
502
00:27:19,365 --> 00:27:20,365
- Huh?
- Mmm.
503
00:27:21,965 --> 00:27:23,565
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, boys.
504
00:27:24,565 --> 00:27:26,605
[postman] And make sure
to always use enough stamps!
505
00:27:44,645 --> 00:27:46,725
- [screams]
- [grunting]
506
00:27:48,525 --> 00:27:49,605
Yeah, we did.
507
00:27:50,165 --> 00:27:51,165
[scoffs]
508
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,885
[Lenny yells in English]
Fuck you, Rinseln!
509
00:27:56,845 --> 00:27:58,405
What do we even have now?
510
00:27:58,485 --> 00:27:59,885
[Moritz] Uh, Bio.
511
00:28:00,005 --> 00:28:01,525
[Lenny] Shit, did you do the homework?
512
00:28:01,605 --> 00:28:04,085
[Moritz] No, I wanted to copy Gerda's.
513
00:28:13,605 --> 00:28:16,045
PROTECT YOURSELF IN CASE
OF A SHOOTING OR TERROR ATTACK
514
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:18,525
LAST RESORT: DEFEND YOURSELF
515
00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:31,005
- [clicks tongue]
- [door latch clicks]
516
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:37,925
Mr. Sander?
517
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:42,045
[Lenny] Hello? Do I know you?
518
00:28:42,365 --> 00:28:44,205
Congratulations!
519
00:28:44,445 --> 00:28:47,325
I mean, reaching sixth place is really,
520
00:28:48,245 --> 00:28:50,525
really great.
521
00:28:51,085 --> 00:28:52,285
Thanks. Oops!
522
00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:53,805
What?
523
00:28:54,245 --> 00:28:56,045
I didn't wash my hands.
524
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,125
[sniffs]
525
00:29:03,605 --> 00:29:05,765
♪ Pieces are captured ♪
526
00:29:07,725 --> 00:29:10,445
♪ Your muscles and your bones ♪
527
00:29:12,205 --> 00:29:14,685
♪ I am the carrier ♪
528
00:29:16,645 --> 00:29:18,605
♪ I am the carrier ♪
529
00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:25,165
♪ I'm off the radar ♪
530
00:29:29,805 --> 00:29:34,045
- ♪ Hear me, no one sees me, no one ♪
- ♪ I'm off the radar ♪
531
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:38,525
♪ Hear me, no one sees me, no one ♪
532
00:29:38,605 --> 00:29:41,885
♪ Hear me,
No one sees me, no one ♪
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