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You're the best big brother...

I could have ever asked for... Aah

I'm way smarter than you anyway, no no no, you can't even argue this

That's not true, [Dumbass] to hell with that shit

You're slut

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

I've seen your report cards

No, no, I'm way better than you...

I've seen your report cards, they're not looking so good

The hell? A-Uh I'm a B student

You haven't seen anything, don't even... - I'm a B student, okay?

Oh, Right right right, tell that to your 2Fs...

Shut up... The hell with that...

You don't know what you're talking about...

Yeah now, fuck off... No, no, no, no...

- You just wanna play it smart

You're just a little slut...

How many of my friend have you banged at this point?

How many of my friends have you banged at this point?

Heyy hey... Would you cut it out?

Arguing again?

That's what we do... siblings... - Yeah

What am I gonna do with you two?

Look I don't care who started this okay? It's going to stop right now.

What do I have to do to get you two to get along?

Let us hash it out in the street... - Yeah... It's fight... Fistfight.

Yep

You know what?

I know

Do you remember when you were 8?

Of course...

You used to play board games... - Uhum

Yeah

That's it

Oh fuck - I guess

I think I still got one

and that, yeah, that's how I'm gonna get you two to get along...

Board games

Okay... - Great

Great idea. Fantastic

Thanks, mom... I'll be right back...

It's fantastic...

Okay

Let's play some dominoes...

Come on now... Get 'em out...

Okay

Each of you gets an even amount...

Alright, so...

Isn't this gonna be fun? What do you think?

Alright so

I think the idea to this game is

You don't want to get off first

OK. Alright so,

If you forget any of the rules which

Mom has

Look at the Box

Okay?

Have fun

I'll be back

All right?

Thanks Mom

Yeah, I'll make sure he doesn't get off first... - And no fighting

OK

Get off first, never get off first?

Not me

Haha hoh, right...

What I'm a gentleman, - Oh, are you?

You getting off first... - Are you?

If you tried... - All right...

Right

Yeah, yeah

You two, that is nasty and disgusting

Okay

Don't talk like that keep playing

Fine

Guarantee I can get you off if I want to. - Doubt it...

Doubt it

What the F?

What are you doing?

Proving

Nope

uh-uh

No

Eh

Honey are you OK?

- Yeah yeah yeah, I'm great I just have a scratchy throat

- Oh, I'll get you some water honey... - Okay

Two Can Play That Game

That could last all day - Alright, yeah, cause it's in your pants...

Eh

Oh my god

Ha

Ah shit

OK, I've got water...

Oh, thanks, mom. - Where is your sister?

Dropped a domino, sorry

Oh - I dropped it... Yeah

Okay, here, water, your throat OK? -Aha

Alright great...You two getting along?

Yeah... we're doing better...

Yeah... - Doing a lot better...

See? I knew it, isn't this fun?

Yeah, yeah - Yeah, it's a good game

So much funny

I'm just gonna go make a quick phone call, OK? - OK

Alright

There, I bet this will make you come...

Yeah...

Yeah I know

Hey hold on just one second

You two okay in there?

No fighting

Anyway yeah, I know right?

Aah, aah

[Panting]

Oh my god...

Oh yeah... Yeah

Yeah... - Aah yes...

You two are playing in thee?

What? yeah, mom, we're great...

Yeah

Oh

Told you

[Panting]

Oh, oh shit...

Hey Mom - Hey...

Where's your sister at?

I don't know I think she just,

she just ran away to her room or something...

We didn't finish the game

Yeah? - Yeah...

But, it's cool, everything's cool

Everything's good?

Yeah - Yeah? Okay

You guys having fun?

Yeah having a blast... - It hasn't been a great game?

Yeah we're doing a lot better

Okay good, good...

My shower is broken

And

I need to use yours

Okay, I guess... how's your ass doing by the way?

What?

You know... Is it sore?

From the pounding I gave it earlier...

Ho ho ho ho ho, no no no no, you can't even say that, no

I would have done 10 times better if mom hadn't have been there

- Yeah okay, make all the excuses you want

But I won that competition

I made you come so hard

Alright right, well if mom hadn't have been there, maybe I could have done better

I disagree

Oh right

Oh... What the hell baby...

yes... yeah

yes... yeah

yes yes yes yes...

[Gasping]

[Panting]

[Moaning and Screaming]

Aahh my god...

Ah, oh, uh...

[Heavy Breathing]

No, No I swear I

Yeah... yeah... yeah

Yeah

Oh

Oh yeah

Fuck

Oh god...

You definitely loose...