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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,033 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,130 The girl saw us! Nab her quickly! Don't let her escape! 3 00:00:27,675 --> 00:00:29,182 What are you all staring at? Come with me! 4 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,240 Madam! What are you doing? 5 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,950 Don't you know that you shouldn't try to get on a moving bus? 6 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:13,420 What's the matter, Khanna? - Nothing! 7 00:03:13,670 --> 00:03:15,220 A girl almost died just now! 8 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:19,410 Madam you brought your handbag and left your brains at home! 9 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:22,000 If you got hurt, your face would have been disfigured, 10 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:24,180 and you'd die a spinster. 11 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:27,740 No! Even a blind man wouldn't mind marrying her! 12 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,120 Want to bet 10 to 1? 13 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,930 You! This is not the Derby for you to make bets. 14 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:34,230 Sit in your place! 15 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:38,920 Khanna! The last seat is vacant. Let the girl sit there. 16 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:41,760 Rajesh, you just drive the bus! 17 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,410 I know where the passengers should sit and stand. 18 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,800 You always interfere in my work! Stupid driver! 19 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:51,270 Stupid conductor! You argue with the driver! 20 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,230 Shut up! 21 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,750 Ma'am, go take that window seat. 22 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,280 Pandit! Why did you stand up? 23 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:15,920 She is young enough to be your daughter! - Bless you! 24 00:04:17,770 --> 00:04:21,700 Wow! You are so old! And yet you're ogling. 25 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:24,130 Oh my god! What are you saying? 26 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:26,680 What am I saying? Sit comfortably! And invoke the name of god! 27 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:28,320 Shame on you! 28 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,000 Pundit, you stop staring too! 29 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,350 Madam, where do you want to go? 30 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,360 Where is this bus heading? 31 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,120 To its destination! Where do you want to go? 32 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:45,310 I mean which is the last bus stop? 33 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,490 The bus depot! 34 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:52,470 Not depot! The last stop is the junk shop! 35 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,160 Who said that? 36 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:57,790 Father said it! 37 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:03,520 You old man! The last stop of this bus is the junk shop? 38 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:06,870 Do you know where your last stop is? The cremation ground! 39 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:11,190 People will lay you down on the wood and burn you with kerosene! 40 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:16,920 Move! Madam, where do you want a ticket to? 41 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:20,060 The last stop. - The last stop is Goa. Panjim. 42 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,160 Then give me a ticket to Goa. - Give me 30 rupees 25 paisa. 43 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,930 Kumbkaran! Sit straight! 44 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,270 Where is it? 45 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,540 Is this a note? 46 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:39,020 A thousand rupee note! - A thousand rupee note! 47 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,000 Let me see. 48 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:44,840 If you tear it, madam won't spare me! 49 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:49,910 Madam, such a big note won't work for the Bombay to Goa route! 50 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,500 I have no change! 51 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:54,510 I am sorry. I gave it to you in my rush. 52 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:56,610 I will give you another note. 53 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:00,500 Wow! What a passenger! 54 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,890 A 1000 rupee note or a 100 rupee note! 55 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:05,320 I have sufficient change. Here is your ticket! 56 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,700 Ma'am, I will give you Rs. 9.75 soon. 57 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:22,900 Wow! 58 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:30,730 Is this your handbag? - What do you mean? 59 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,290 I meant hold your handbag tight! 60 00:06:34,370 --> 00:06:37,300 This is a bus! You may be robbed in no time! 61 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,430 You! Do you have a ticket? 62 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,980 Yes! I booked it 3 days ago. 63 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:41,900 Come on! 64 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,000 You! Ticket! 65 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:44,960 Here! 66 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,760 Mother! - Who are you calling mother? 67 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,940 Sister! - Yes! I bought the ticket. 68 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:50,740 And you? - She is my daughter. 69 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,120 Did you buy a ticket for her? - Yes! 70 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,130 Conductor, give my 70 paise. 71 00:06:55,430 --> 00:07:01,250 Wait! I'm not going to leave the bus and run away with your 70 paisa! 72 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:06,060 Sorry! 73 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:08,070 Who put this wooden rod in between? 74 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,290 Conductor! What did you say? 75 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:14,180 This is not a wooden rod. It is my boss's leg! 76 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,030 You fool! 77 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:20,880 If it is your boss's leg then why don't you put it up? 78 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,150 Don't be insolent! - Don't touch me! 79 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:25,860 Do you know who he is? 80 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,460 He is India's greatest boxer John Ragada. 81 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:33,860 He is going to Goa to fight the best boxer in the world, Clay! 82 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,500 If you are insolent to him, 83 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:39,600 he will break all your teeth with one punch! 84 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,940 Let go! Why are you holding my chest? 85 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:43,740 Leave me. 86 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,810 Look, brother. We all are one, travelling in the same bus. 87 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:52,450 So your boss is my boss. Your mother is my mother. 88 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:55,340 My father is your father. Your wife is my.. 89 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:57,300 What did you say? - My sister! 90 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:59,190 So you're on the right path! - Yes! 91 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,780 Boss! Shake hands! 92 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:06,890 My hand! Look, I will give your change later. 93 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:08,100 My hand is broken! 94 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:09,070 Boss! 95 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,170 That girl escaped on a bus to Goa! 96 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,390 A bus? - Yes, boss. MP travels! 97 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:16,650 Kalia! 98 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:19,910 Fine! No problem! Come with me! 99 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:48,170 Mummy! 100 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:52,360 What happened, baby? - Look there! 101 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:59,220 Shameless girl! She is powdering her face in front of everybody! 102 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,160 Mother! - Mother! 103 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:04,450 No! Sister! 104 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,470 It's wrong to powder your face in public! 105 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,770 But you can apply lipstick, right? 106 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,190 Why are you eavesdropping on our conversation? 107 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,960 With such a nice face, I'm bound to eavesdrop. 108 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,390 You are a nice guy. 109 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,030 You seem to belong to an affluent family like us. 110 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,510 What are you doing? 111 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,190 Please remove your fat hand! 112 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,120 Which family do you belong to? 113 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:36,400 The most illustrious family among all the stage artists! 114 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:43,510 In my time, when I stepped on stage, it would shake. 115 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,360 I am sure it must have! 116 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,290 Even the bus is shaking! - You are joking. 117 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:55,990 Look you make the stage and bus shake! 118 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:58,880 Your daughter doesn't do anything? 119 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:02,390 My daughter is being groomed. 120 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,740 When she makes her debut on stage, 121 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:08,090 she will become renowned all over India. 122 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:10,810 I don't know about that. But she will definitely cause an uproar. 123 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,440 Mother, no, sister. 124 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:17,000 Sister, if you can't find a stage hero for your daughter, 125 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,510 do keep me in mind. 126 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,860 Maybe I could come to your daughter's aid! 127 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,830 Would only you be left for my daughter? 128 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:26,880 You idiotic man! - Wow! 129 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,270 Hurry up! The bus has arrived! 130 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,420 Come on! - Yes! Coming! 131 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,520 Come on! 132 00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:50,370 You? - Wait! My husband! 133 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,210 Your husband! 134 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:55,940 Husband, hurry or your wife will leave! 135 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,990 Come on! - My slippers! 136 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,000 Your slippers! 137 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,290 Kishore Kumar! 138 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,090 Yes! 139 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:13,370 Kishore Kumar! 140 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:21,160 Move back! Move! 141 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,180 Enough! 142 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,650 Are you Kishore Kumar? - Do you think I am mad? 143 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,110 Remove your spectacles. - What? 144 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:31,450 Your spectacles! - Here! 145 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,970 Yes! He is Kishore Kumar! 146 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,440 But what are you doing here in this scorching heat? 147 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,030 What do I tell you? My car has broken down. 148 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,840 We were lucky that your car broke down. 149 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,430 Or how would we have got the chance to meet you? 150 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:44,770 Right, Rajesh? - Yes, Khanna! 151 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,110 Rajesh Khanna? 152 00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:50,880 You two got together and decided on that name? - Yes, we are his fans! 153 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:52,850 Fan? - Fan! 154 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:57,200 But forget that! You are too good! 155 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,210 I swear on god! You were so great in Aradhna! 156 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,640 I want to touch your feet, I swear! 157 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,190 I did not work in that movie. Rajesh Khanna worked in that movie! 158 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:07,000 You were too good in Kati Patang! - Yes! 159 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,880 Not I, Rajesh Khanna! 160 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,140 Mr. Kishore, you don't understand! 161 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,810 We are not talking about acting! 162 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:15,290 Then? - We are actors. We are talking about your songs. 163 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,130 You sang so well! That song in Aradhana! 164 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:21,150 "A beautiful girl lives in the house opposite mine." 165 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,030 That is the song from the movie Mehmood! 166 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,790 Yes! That was in the movie Padosan! - Yes! 167 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,640 "Queen of my dreams, when will you come?" 168 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,820 And that one "In life's old journey." 169 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:34,460 Not old, lovely. - Yes, lovely! 170 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,180 Enough! 171 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,030 If you start singing, I will have to quit the industry! 172 00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:42,290 Mr. Kishore, the industry will never leave you! 173 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,880 But what were you doing here? 174 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,140 I was on my way for the shooting of the movie Love in Bombay. 175 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,020 In Panvel? - Yes! 176 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:49,740 Your car broke down? - Yes! 177 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,750 Then come by our bus! - Bus? 178 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,550 Why not? Our bus is worth 1.5 lakhs! 179 00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:57,020 And your car is worth just 50 lakhs! - Not 50! Say 15 lakhs! 180 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:58,950 Why do you want me to get into trouble with the income tax department? 181 00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:00,920 How can the income tax officers bother you? 182 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,390 It's you who put the income tax officers in trouble! 183 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:04,640 Lower your voice! 184 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,150 Abdul! 185 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,540 Bring the car when it's ready! - Let's go! 186 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,260 Rajesh, start the bus. - Which bus? 187 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:12,470 It belongs to MP travels. 188 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,270 Kishore Kumar! - Kishore Kumar! 189 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,410 Let them see. 190 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,330 Come on! 191 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,510 Don't worry. Come! 192 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:22,730 What is it? 193 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:26,580 Come. 194 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:30,600 What? 195 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,780 You all have never seen an actor? 196 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,290 You 197 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,170 Here, Mr. Kishore! Here is your ticket! 198 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,690 But I was going for my shoot. I haven't got any money. 199 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:43,330 Who is asking for money? I will pay the money to the company. 200 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,430 When else will I get the chance to serve an artist like you? 201 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,230 Thank you! - Mention not! 202 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:51,740 Greetings, Kishore Kumar! - Greetings! 203 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,840 Greetings! - Greetings! 204 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,800 Which movie - Move! 205 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,060 Thank you so much! 206 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,290 Where are you going? - What? My name is Mala. 207 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,220 I didn't ask your name. I said where are you going? 208 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,740 Goa. - Goa! 209 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:21,130 Do you live there? - No. My house is in Bombay. 210 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,550 Bombay! 211 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,580 Do you like movies? - What? 212 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:30,630 I mean watching movies? - Yes. 213 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:36,240 You have a beautiful face. You can become a movie star. 214 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,260 A movie star? - Yes. 215 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,060 No. - Why not? 216 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,080 I hate actors! 217 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:51,060 I understand. Maybe like others, you too have a bad opinion of actors. 218 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,780 But that's not true. 219 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,840 You find good and bad people in every profession. 220 00:14:56,210 --> 00:15:00,270 In business, society, government! 221 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:04,630 It depends on what kind of a person you meet. 222 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,010 'Yes, Mala.' 223 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:08,940 'Before labelling others bad, just think.' 224 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,330 'Your craze to become an actress had blinded you.' 225 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:16,770 'And without thinking you got trapped in by a man so devious.' 226 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:07,340 "My body is getting drenched in the cold water." 227 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:10,020 "My body is smouldering." 228 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,080 "It is making me go crazy. - Love!" 229 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,510 "Now I understood. - Love!" 230 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:18,230 "That's what happened to me. - Love!" 231 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,790 "Because of it I am in trouble." 232 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,930 "How do I reveal this secret?" 233 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,280 "I can't even say it." 234 00:16:55,700 --> 00:17:00,140 "No matter how much I want to keep quiet, I can't." 235 00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,420 "Life is dull." 236 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,970 "The air is moist." 237 00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,590 "What happened to me today?" 238 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:02,930 "My behaviour is different." 239 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:07,490 "What do I explain to you?" 240 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,730 "The water is blue." 241 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,320 "My body is wet." 242 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,900 "My body is smouldering." 243 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,830 "It is making me go crazy. - Love!" 244 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,380 "Now I understood. - Love!" 245 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,930 "That's what happened to me. - Love!" 246 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:34,500 "Because of it I am in trouble." 247 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:02,310 Mr. Sharma! I made all the enquiries. 248 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:07,290 She is a golden bird. Her name is Mala! 249 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:11,100 Her father Aatmaram drinks water in a silver glass 250 00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:13,280 and eats from a golden plate. 251 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,760 And the girl dreams of becoming a movie star. 252 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,260 Then my work is done. 253 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:23,280 Come on! We too will drink water in silver glass. 254 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,920 And eat from a golden plate. 255 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,920 Come on! - Let's go! 256 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,640 Listen. You remember our technique? 257 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,610 Yes! - Then let's go! 258 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,940 Excuse me. - Yes, what do you want? 259 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,160 I am the photographer for a film magazine. 260 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,470 May I click your snap in this dress? - Why? 261 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:58,870 I will publish it in our magazine, and prove that 262 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:04,770 there's beauty not just among movie stars, but outside the film industry too. 263 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:07,450 Thank you. - Mr. Verma. 264 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,540 Yes. - If she doesn't mind, 265 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,020 send one copy of her snap to Sharma International too! 266 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,120 Who is he? - Pardon me. I forgot to introduce him. 267 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,880 He has just come down from Africa. Mr. Sharma. 268 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,680 She is Ms. Mala. 269 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,140 How do you do? - How do you do? 270 00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,530 But how do you know my name? 271 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,910 This is strange. 272 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:29,430 There aren't many beautiful girls like you in this city. 273 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,940 One. - Or maximum two. 274 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,250 Yes. And it's not difficult to find out their names. 275 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:39,480 So what was I saying? Mr. Sharma has recently come down from East Africa. 276 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,070 There he owns a big factory that manufactures elephant teeth. 277 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,590 He has come to India to make movies, so he's looking for new faces. 278 00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:49,900 Is that so? 279 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,540 I want to act in movies too. 280 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:56,220 I won many awards in school and college for acting. 281 00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:59,360 Will you give me a chance in your movie? 282 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,910 What are you saying? 283 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:03,510 We need you. And you need us. 284 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,900 Mr. Verma the snap must be true to life! 285 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:10,250 Hurry up! If the drops of water on her skin dry up, 286 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,250 the snap will not look natural. - Correct. 287 00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:14,140 You stand right there. 288 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,990 Give a smiling pose! 289 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,830 Click! - To the left! 290 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,800 Excuse me, madam! Ms. Mala, autograph please! 291 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,230 Autograph? - Yes! 292 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,360 Who are you? - Forget who I am. 293 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:31,220 I just know that someday you will definitely be a big film star! 294 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,320 Then I may have to be born again to get to you! 295 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,370 So why don't I take your autograph right now? 296 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:41,220 Please, Ms. Mala! Sign on my autograph book with your delicate hands. 297 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,150 Mister! 298 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,460 Don't interfere in somebody's personal matters! Got it? 299 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,470 Mr. Verma, click the photo. 300 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,900 And you move! 301 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,410 I won't! Go away! 302 00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,720 Are you going to move politely or not? 303 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,280 Mister! I didn't ask you before coming here, 304 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,710 and I won't leave just because you tell me to. 305 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,960 Ms. Mala! 306 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:07,020 Please! Autograph! - Look.. 307 00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:11,080 I think he wants to be beaten up. 308 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,420 Ms. Mala, come here! 309 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,110 Steady! Smile! 310 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:19,530 Ready! 311 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,450 One.. 312 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,970 Stop! Hang on! 313 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:24,810 Go ahead! 314 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,240 Mister! What is going on? 315 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,870 This is the limit of tomfoolery. - Who is jesting, mister? 316 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,920 Look, you are looking for a heroine! 317 00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:34,230 And you are getting a hero with her too. Sign on both of us. 318 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,610 Hold this. - Okay. 319 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,510 I think now I will have to do away with decency. 320 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:46,700 "I have given up decency." 321 00:22:49,210 --> 00:22:51,940 See, ma'am? I converted one into a fish! 322 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,380 Now what do you want, mister? - I don't argue with scum. 323 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,690 Ms. Mala! Hang on! Listen to me! 324 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:06,670 Look, god gives beauty, but we have to safeguard it! 325 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:10,400 You should be careful in your youth. - Come on! 326 00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:16,720 Whether you believe or not Is up to you. 327 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,240 My duty was just to explain to you. 328 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,080 Give a sexy pose! 329 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:24,510 Yes! 330 00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:26,680 Don't move! 331 00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:28,150 Steady! 332 00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:30,410 Done! Thank you! 333 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,970 Ms. Mala, what are you doing day after tomorrow in the evening? 334 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:37,400 Day after tomorrow I have to go to college. 335 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:42,380 I am asking about the evening. Come to Playboy restaurant, if you can. 336 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,390 Playboy restaurant? - Yes. 337 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,200 We couldn't really talk. Let us sit down and talk there. 338 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:49,710 I will try. - Thank you. 339 00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:50,630 Bye. 340 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:55,450 Is this how young girls behave? 341 00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:59,590 Did you hear me? Mala left for college in the morning. 342 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,190 And now its 9 p.m. and she's still not returned. 343 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,870 You give her so much freedom, she's getting ruined by the day. 344 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,970 Wife, she is my only daughter. 345 00:24:09,010 --> 00:24:11,900 She must be partying with her friends. She will be back soon. - No! 346 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:14,660 Now her partying must stop! 347 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,630 She should be home before 7 p.m. 348 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:22,200 And get her married to a nice boy as soon as you can. 349 00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:27,720 Mummy, it's better if you chain my legs, so I can't walk or go anywhere. 350 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:30,570 Dear, your mother has been shouting at me for so long. 351 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,380 I went to Rita's house. She insisted on having tea. 352 00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:45,010 I spent an hour there. 353 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:48,400 We were all together. Rita dropped them home first. 354 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,950 And she just dropped me. 355 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:54,260 But daddy, mummy always scolds me. 356 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:59,040 You've educated me so much, now let me be responsible too. 357 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,210 Certainly! 358 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:04,810 Look, mother of Mala. Don't talk nonsense about my daughter. 359 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:08,160 I will say it countless times! 360 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,130 People in the locality are so orthodox. 361 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:14,110 Seeing a young girl return home so late at night, 362 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:16,280 god knows what they must be saying! - Mummy, 363 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:19,470 if you want, from tomorrow I will stop going to college. 364 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,110 I will sit at home the whole day and clean or cook. 365 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,120 Dear, what are you proposing? She will jump at it! 366 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:30,980 Wife, when you have tolerated a man like me for 25 years, 367 00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:33,570 put up with this small habit of hers too. 368 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,040 This is the limit! You're always joking! 369 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,030 Dear, Mother scolded you. Not I. 370 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,050 Don't eat for your mother's sake. Eat for my sake. 371 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:50,070 Daddy! - Come on, dear! 372 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,520 Rita! Why has Mala still not come? 373 00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:08,070 You know that she is always late. 374 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:17,950 Hi! - Hi! 375 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,000 Mala, you are so late! - I am so sorry! 376 00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:22,140 So what if she is late? At least she has come! 377 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,730 Excuse me! Thank you! 378 00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:52,020 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 379 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:57,300 we proudly present to you the one and only Usha lyer! 380 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:22,750 "Listen to the golden rain." 381 00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:24,590 "Listen to the downpour." 382 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:30,540 "And with every drop of rain, I love you more." 383 00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:35,230 "What if it rains all night long?" 384 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:38,700 "Let my love for you grow strong." 385 00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:41,380 "As long as we are together." 386 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,310 "Who cares about the weather?" 387 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,710 "You came." 388 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,810 "I was alone." 389 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:14,960 "I should have known." 390 00:28:15,330 --> 00:28:18,140 "You were temptation." 391 00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:22,450 "You smiled." 392 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:26,050 "Leading me on." 393 00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:29,230 "My heart was wrong." 394 00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:32,960 "You were temptation." 395 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,800 "Married a female wrestler, as massive as can be." 396 00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:56,320 "And she had bulgy muscles which quite fascinated me." 397 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,830 "She said she loved me truly, she also said by heck" 398 00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:03,640 "If ever I catch you messing around, I'll break your lovely neck." 399 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,290 "What shall I do, how shall I love my skin?" 400 00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:10,970 "I married a female wrestler. Now look at the mess I am in." 401 00:29:29,010 --> 00:29:31,990 "Never know how much I hate you." 402 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,460 "Never know how much I don't care." 403 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,230 "When you touch me, you give me a fever." 404 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:42,370 "You give me a fever but you are off today." 405 00:29:42,450 --> 00:29:43,920 ''You give me fever." 406 00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:50,320 "When you touch me." Fever, when you hold me close." 407 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,120 "Fever." 408 00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:57,650 "My baby's going to give me fever." 409 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,570 "She is my baby." 410 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,170 "Don't mean maybe." 411 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,180 "She is my baby." 412 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:32,480 "Love my baby, love." 413 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:37,840 "It's the wrong time." 414 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,430 "And the wrong place." 415 00:30:39,930 --> 00:30:42,650 "Though your face is lovely, it's the wrong face." 416 00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:46,290 "It's not his face, but it's such a lovely face." 417 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:48,930 "That it's alright with me." 418 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,700 "It's the wrong song, in the wrong style." 419 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,630 "Though your smile is lovely, it's the wrong smile." 420 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,980 It's not his smile, but such a lovely smile." 421 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:01,490 "That it's all right with me." 422 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,430 "She is my baby." 423 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:08,400 "Don't mean maybe." 424 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,740 "It's the wrong time. And the wrong place." 425 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,410 Stop it! I can't sing! 426 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,420 I married a female wrestler.. 427 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:40,870 Excuse me! Thank you! 428 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,700 Mister! - Yes, madam! 429 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,870 What insolence is this? 430 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,470 Insolence? Here is your money! 431 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,680 Why are you being my enemy? 432 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,020 Enemy? 433 00:32:05,110 --> 00:32:08,000 Madam my intention is friendship. 434 00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:10,890 If you consider this enmity, I am very sorry! 435 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,780 Because of you Usha lyer got angry and left! 436 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,630 What if I say that she got angry and left because of you? 437 00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:18,720 Why didn't you let her sing a song of her choice? 438 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,310 Madam! What is there to fight about? 439 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:24,160 You wanted to hear your favorite songs. I wanted to hear mine. 440 00:32:24,580 --> 00:32:28,260 You are arrogant because of your money! Do you know who I am? 441 00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:33,040 Madam, I came to this restaurant to eat a chicken sandwich, 442 00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:35,630 not to ask your father's bank balance! 443 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,390 Shut up! - You shut up! 444 00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:40,200 Ms. Mala! Come here! 445 00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:43,750 I will tackle this shameless man! 446 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:50,910 Get up! 447 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,800 What are you looking at? Get up! 448 00:33:01,170 --> 00:33:01,920 Come here! 449 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,020 What is going on? 450 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:28,410 Help! 451 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,120 Stop! Move! 452 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:38,540 Shut up! - Move! 453 00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:43,150 Is this a restaurant or a wrestling - Ground! 454 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,330 How much is your bill? - Nothing! 455 00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:46,460 Yours? - Nothing! 456 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:50,520 You didn't eat anything! And unnecessarily you made me suffer a - Loss! 457 00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:53,530 You come to the restaurant and - Fight! 458 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,130 I will call - The police! 459 00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,220 Go! 460 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,780 Thank you! 461 00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:04,210 One is tall! And one is fast! 462 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,370 Are you hurt? - It's nothing, Ms. Mala! 463 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,840 If that manager had not intervened, 464 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,890 I would have thrashed him black and blue! - Yes, Ms. Mala! 465 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:25,870 When Mr. Sharma started his elephant teeth factory in East Africa 466 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,550 he would never buy the teeth of dead elephants. 467 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,230 Then? - He would go to the jungle, pounce on a live elephant, 468 00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,370 and extract his teeth! 469 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,710 Right, Mr. Sharma? - What are you saying, Mr. Verma? 470 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,930 How brave! 471 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:43,570 Thank you! Ms. Mala, you may be running late today. 472 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:45,580 And your mood is not good either. 473 00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:48,560 So you keep this card. 474 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:52,160 And come to my office tomorrow in the evening. 475 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:53,200 Okay. 476 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,070 Let's not waste time. 477 00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:01,120 I will take her to buy the costume and makeup. 478 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,420 Tomorrow is her trial. 479 00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:08,660 First ask her if she wants to be a heroine. 480 00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,120 You are right. 481 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,970 So Ms. Mala, what have you decided? 482 00:36:13,850 --> 00:36:16,690 Are you really asking me that? 483 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,970 Oh no! I really can't believe it! 484 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:24,440 Could I really be a heroine? 485 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:25,910 Listen to her! 486 00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:28,210 What are you saying, Ms. Mala? 487 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:33,400 Nowadays even ugly girls become heroines! And you can't? 488 00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:38,130 Features like yours - Even Sophia Lorraine 489 00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:39,890 and Elizabeth Taylor aren't so gorgeous! 490 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,810 Right, Mr. Sharma? - Yes, Mr. Verma! 491 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:42,730 Thank you so much! - You are absolutely right! 492 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:45,920 Thank you so much! I am so thrilled! 493 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,930 You.. - Mr. Verma, we are going shopping. 494 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:52,700 Ask the cashier for 2000 rupees. - Mr. Sharma, did you forget? 495 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:56,510 The cashier took half day leave in the afternoon. 496 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,940 My Goodness! Now there is a problem! 497 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:02,030 Tomorrow is Sunday and the shops will be closed. 498 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,830 Yes. - We have to wait till Monday. 499 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,300 Correct. - Why wait? 500 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:08,150 I have the money. I will pay it. - Wow! 501 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:11,200 On the very first day she has become a partner In our firm. 502 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,590 And she is making the first investment too. 503 00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:16,730 Mr. Verma, how can we allow this? - What's the harm, Mr. Sharma? 504 00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:18,570 Whether you or I pay, it's the same thing. 505 00:37:18,650 --> 00:37:21,250 But the work mustn't be delayed. - Yes! It mustn't. 506 00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:25,440 Come, let's go now! - Let's go! 507 00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:44,650 Thank you! 508 00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:45,910 Cab! 509 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,550 Now you will go home, won't you? - Yes. 510 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:50,890 Fine. 511 00:37:51,430 --> 00:37:53,820 I have some work. I will get down on the way. - Okay. 512 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:57,550 Come. 513 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:07,170 Let's go. 514 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,610 Okay, Ms. Mala! Thank you very much! 515 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:24,550 And come tomorrow in the evening for your makeup trial. 516 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:25,430 Okay. - Okay! 517 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,350 Good night! - Good night! 518 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:27,190 Let's go, driver! 519 00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:31,080 Good night! 520 00:38:45,230 --> 00:38:46,480 How much is the fare? 521 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:50,550 What fare? I am crazy about you! 522 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:53,730 You! 523 00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:00,300 Yes! I take any excuse to serve you. 524 00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:02,310 So go to hell! 525 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,330 Ma'am, you are the one who is going to hell. 526 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,010 Never mind. We will go together. 527 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,190 Bye! 528 00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:19,390 Wow! Fabulous! 529 00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:22,910 What style! What grace! 530 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:25,840 Here! Have some sweets! 531 00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:27,970 Today is your first makeup test. Take this. 532 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,820 Enough applause. - Ms. Mala, I am telling the truth. 533 00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:32,700 The day you enter the film industry, 534 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:37,810 all our heroines will be out of work! - Correct! 535 00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:38,980 Shut up! Sycophant! 536 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:39,990 Take this. - Thank you, boss. 537 00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:40,910 Mr. Verma! - Yes! 538 00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:42,920 Why are we wasting time? Are her snaps ready? 539 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,670 Yes! - Come! 540 00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:45,090 Amey, follow with the top. 541 00:39:48,530 --> 00:39:49,950 Congratulations! - Thank you! 542 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:52,720 Steady! 543 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,390 Stop! 544 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,530 Now it's okay! - Ready! 545 00:40:01,510 --> 00:40:02,300 Wow! 546 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,300 Ms. Mala! - Yes! 547 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:33,700 Our cameraman, costume designer, makeup man, they're all smitten by you. 548 00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:38,390 And they keep praising you! And that's increasing my problems. 549 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,310 Why? 550 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,590 There is a problem pairing you with a hero. 551 00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:47,850 I can't find someone who'll look good with you. 552 00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:52,250 Mr. Sharma, why don't you approach a famous hero? 553 00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:56,350 Madam, I was thinking that too. 554 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:59,700 But there is a problem. - What? 555 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:04,470 What do I tell you, Ms. Mala? I hope you don't misunderstand. 556 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,910 I closed down my business in Africa. 557 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:10,960 But most of my money is lying there. 558 00:41:11,630 --> 00:41:14,600 Now, if I signed on a famous hero, I'll need a bigger budget. 559 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:18,160 I want to tell you something. - What? 560 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:21,850 Perhaps you may not like it. 561 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:25,870 But now I don't consider you a stranger. 562 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:31,810 If you can arrange for 1-2 lakhs, we can put together a nice proposal. 563 00:41:31,850 --> 00:41:34,360 Right, Mr. Verma? - Yes, Mr. Sharma. 564 00:41:34,570 --> 00:41:37,340 Signing on a famous hero will make her renowned. 565 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:39,300 And our business will be taken care of quickly, too. - Exactly! 566 00:41:39,350 --> 00:41:41,730 That is what I am saying! You are thinking it over. 567 00:41:41,770 --> 00:41:43,530 Look, there is no compulsion. 568 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:46,920 Think about it and give us an answer. - Okay. 569 00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:49,310 I will let you know in a day or two. - Certainly. 570 00:41:49,350 --> 00:41:51,240 Fine. - Take your own time! 571 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,200 May I leave now? 572 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:54,750 Bye! - Bye! 573 00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:09,180 Mala's mother! - What happened? 574 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,610 Did you see this snap? 575 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,920 She looks like Mala! - She is Mala! 576 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:17,510 Look what is written below. 577 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:22,750 Sharma International's new heroine Mala! 578 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:26,140 Look! And see this! 579 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,110 She betrayed us! 580 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,290 Mala! - Mala! 581 00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:34,010 Mala! - Coming, daddy! 582 00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:36,480 What's the matter, mummy? Why are you both shouting? 583 00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:38,030 I am not shouting. 584 00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:41,920 I am lamenting my death reading this news! 585 00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:45,650 Look! Such an indecent snap. 586 00:42:47,070 --> 00:42:50,750 That is my snap! Daddy, what is there to scream about? 587 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,050 It's just my snap that's published! 588 00:42:52,090 --> 00:42:55,440 This is not a snap! It's a slap on my face! 589 00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,720 Your mother rebuked me so many times for giving you so much freedom. 590 00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:06,500 And I because of my love for you always scolded her. 591 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,510 You took advantage of my love and kindness! 592 00:43:10,770 --> 00:43:16,250 Daddy! Has anybody from our family had a snap published before? 593 00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,300 You should be happy, daddy 594 00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:20,980 Your daughter is making your family proud! 595 00:43:21,230 --> 00:43:24,750 If you wanted to bring the family fame, 596 00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:26,760 you should have set this house ablaze! 597 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,640 There would have been a commotion. 598 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,740 Why did you ruin my reputation like this? 599 00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:34,500 So what, daddy? - Now what is left? 600 00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:37,810 What will our relatives say about your obscene snaps? 601 00:43:37,850 --> 00:43:40,990 Mummy, you think this snap is obscene! 602 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,210 But it has some value in the eyes of the world! 603 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:46,480 This is an artistic photograph! It's not obscene. 604 00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:49,450 Such indecency can never be artistic. 605 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:54,720 And your in-laws are decent people! 606 00:43:54,810 --> 00:43:57,190 They won't consider this snap a piece of art. 607 00:43:57,690 --> 00:44:00,920 If they are orthodox people who ride bullock carts 608 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,390 in this jet age, it's not my fault? 609 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,360 And what do I have to do with them? 610 00:44:05,690 --> 00:44:09,790 Daddy, today I want to tell you something clearly. 611 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:12,470 I am not ready for marriage! 612 00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:15,450 I want to become a film star! 613 00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:17,920 What? You want to be a movie star? 614 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,930 Now I know why you come home late at night! 615 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,240 You have really deceived your parents! 616 00:44:25,490 --> 00:44:27,750 Today there was a debate, tomorrow this, day after tomorrow that! 617 00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:31,100 Is this what decent girls aspire to be? - Yes, daddy! 618 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,740 That's what I want to be! 619 00:44:34,950 --> 00:44:38,970 Fine! Then this is a serious matter! 620 00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:45,500 Mala, if that's your decision then here's mine. 621 00:44:46,130 --> 00:44:50,320 From today your partying, picnics, gallivanting will end. 622 00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:51,570 Daddy! 623 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,880 And from tomorrow you can't go to college! - Daddy! 624 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,980 You will get married next month! - Daddy! 625 00:44:58,150 --> 00:44:59,990 Go! - Daddy! 626 00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:02,170 Daddy! 627 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:14,600 Mr. Sharma! That's why I came here secretly to seek your advice. 628 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,160 What should I do? 629 00:45:17,790 --> 00:45:19,710 You are my friend, philosopher and guide. 630 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:23,230 Mala, you are giving me a big responsibility! 631 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,000 Let it be. When you trust me so much, 632 00:45:27,710 --> 00:45:30,930 I too will stand by you at all times. 633 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:34,820 Right now, I think Mala, there is only one option left for you. 634 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:39,510 Tonight take all the money that you can from your house, 635 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,400 and come to meet me. 636 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,660 What? 637 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,000 Run away from home? 638 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,260 Leave my parents? 639 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:51,740 Ms. Mala, you can't achieve success without sacrifice. 640 00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:53,040 Mr. Verma, you say something too. 641 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,040 Mr. Sharma, what do I say? 642 00:45:55,970 --> 00:46:01,580 Ms. Mala, on one hand fame is beckoning you. 643 00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:05,640 And on the other hand the poison 644 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,660 of marriage wants to grab you. 645 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,170 Now Ms. Mala, you are intelligent. 646 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,880 Think and take a decision. 647 00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:18,070 You won't get another chance. 648 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:23,750 Got it, Kalia? - Yes. 649 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,640 Come, Ms. Mala! 650 00:47:25,890 --> 00:47:27,310 Mr. Sharma, Ms. Mala has come. 651 00:47:28,990 --> 00:47:32,550 At last you have come. - First take this! 652 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:34,810 Have you counted it? 653 00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:38,070 No! I took whatever I could get a hold of. 654 00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:40,210 Maybe it's more than you expect. 655 00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:43,720 Ms. Mala, we too will prove to be more than what you expected! 656 00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,240 Now sit here comfortably. 657 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,660 Wipe the sweat from your forehead. 658 00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:50,300 You have left that world now. Why you are you worrying? 659 00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:51,640 Right, Mr. Verma? - Yes, Mr. Sharma! 660 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,730 I will keep this somewhere. 661 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,490 Listen! - Yes, boss! 662 00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:59,090 Look after madam! - Boss, I understand. 663 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,260 Come. 664 00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:16,170 Listen! - Did you say anything to me? 665 00:48:19,270 --> 00:48:20,150 Did you say anything to me? 666 00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:22,780 Tell Mr. Sharma to come quickly! 667 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,830 I will call him. Meanwhile you drink this. 668 00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:26,170 Have it. 669 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,560 Have it. 670 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,400 Well done! The girl has brought so much money. 671 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:42,340 Ismail, here is your share. - Thank you, boss! 672 00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:45,560 Babban, here is your share. - Thanks, boss! 673 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:47,480 Nasir! - Thank you, boss! 674 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,830 Boss, my share! - Come. 675 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,720 Gopal, you too. - Thank you, Boss. 676 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,980 Junior, here! - Thank you, boss. 677 00:48:55,230 --> 00:48:56,490 You be happy, too. 678 00:48:56,820 --> 00:49:00,800 You take this, too! What about that girl? 679 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:04,020 I gave her coke. In 2 minutes 680 00:49:05,190 --> 00:49:07,080 Stop whistling! Take it. - Yes! 681 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,260 Now Mr. Verma's share! One! You should get double the share. 682 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,350 So two! 683 00:49:16,710 --> 00:49:17,540 What happened? 684 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,140 Just 2 bundles won't do for me! 685 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,450 I want equal share in this loot! - Equal share? 686 00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:30,270 Yes! Don't forget that I enticed the girl who brought this money! 687 00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:34,080 Enticing Mala was not your cup of tea, Mr. Sharma. 688 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,010 Give me half the share, fast. 689 00:49:38,730 --> 00:49:41,530 What if I don't? 690 00:49:42,450 --> 00:49:48,020 Then Mr. Sharma, you know what is the punishment for 691 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,360 instigating an innocent and decent girl to commit robbery 692 00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:56,270 and luring her with the glamour of the film industry to leave her house? 693 00:49:57,820 --> 00:50:01,630 Meaning you have a plan that could get me arrested? - Yes! 694 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,850 Mr. Verma maybe you don't know, 695 00:50:04,930 --> 00:50:13,050 but I don't spare anyone who antagonizes me. Got it? 696 00:50:13,350 --> 00:50:14,980 Kala Dilip! Come! 697 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,640 What is it? 698 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,280 Kala Dilip, leave him alone! This is our personal matter! 699 00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:32,060 Mr. Verma I am very sorry. 700 00:50:32,770 --> 00:50:34,990 Why fight over a trivial matter? 701 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:40,140 You can take as much as you want. Please come. 702 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,870 What happened? - What happened? 703 00:51:45,950 --> 00:51:49,140 Did somebody stab you? What happened? - Nothing. 704 00:51:49,390 --> 00:51:51,270 Nothing! 705 00:51:52,070 --> 00:51:55,540 I had a bad dream and I started screaming. 706 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,050 I am sorry! 707 00:51:58,430 --> 00:51:59,690 Sorry won't do. 708 00:51:59,810 --> 00:52:02,410 You dream in the day, and you scream too! 709 00:52:02,530 --> 00:52:04,710 There are passengers in the bus with a weak heart! 710 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:06,890 What if somebody had a heart attack? - Yes! 711 00:52:06,970 --> 00:52:07,970 Sit! 712 00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:10,030 Mr. Kishore. - Yes. 713 00:52:10,190 --> 00:52:13,290 This girl's scream has unnerved all the passengers. 714 00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:15,640 You are such a good singer. Please sing a song. 715 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,390 Yes! - Yes! 716 00:52:16,390 --> 00:52:18,230 That song 717 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,990 "You are so beautiful." 718 00:52:20,030 --> 00:52:21,580 That will come later. Now sit. 719 00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:23,460 I want to hear that song! 720 00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:24,760 "With the saunter of breeze." 721 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,610 Listen to it in Kolkata. 722 00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:28,950 Sing that song! 723 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,210 "Who is your kin here, traveller?" 724 00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:35,020 Bald man, sit in your place! 725 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:40,460 Aradhana! - No, the other one. 726 00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:45,650 All of you calm down. I will sing a new song for you all. 727 00:52:45,690 --> 00:52:46,780 You have never heard it. 728 00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:48,040 Yes! 729 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:49,550 But on one condition! - Yes! 730 00:52:49,590 --> 00:52:51,890 What? - You have to sing along with me. Agreed? 731 00:52:51,890 --> 00:52:53,480 Yes! 732 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,400 Mr. Guitar. - Yes. 733 00:52:57,690 --> 00:52:59,830 What's your name? - Robert D'costa. 734 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,720 Robert D'costa, please help me. - Sure! Why not? 735 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,530 Ready! 1, 2, 3, 4! 736 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:30,760 "Fragrant cold breeze, tell me." 737 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,800 "Do you know where my beloved lives?" 738 00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:44,370 "The breeze smiled and said." 739 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,970 "Note down her address." 740 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:53,200 "If you want to meet your beloved then go to Goa from Bombay." 741 00:53:58,060 --> 00:53:59,270 "Bombay-Goa!" 742 00:54:18,070 --> 00:54:20,120 "Bombay-Goa!" 743 00:54:20,330 --> 00:54:22,420 "This is the journey of love." 744 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:32,680 "Fragrant cold breeze, tell me." 745 00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:39,590 "Do you know where my beloved lives?" 746 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:46,580 "The breeze smiled and said." 747 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,720 "Note down her address." 748 00:54:50,350 --> 00:54:54,950 "If you want to meet your beloved then go to Goa from Bombay." 749 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:02,700 "Bombay-Goa! Bombay-Goa!" 750 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:21,910 "Bombay-Goa!" 751 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,220 "This is the journey of love." 752 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:50,760 Bus! - Bus! 753 00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:52,390 Stop! - Bus! 754 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:53,690 Stop! 755 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:56,660 We have to catch the bus! 756 00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:59,800 Do you think this is a bus stop that 757 00:55:59,970 --> 00:56:05,040 you can just stop the bus like this? - Oh god! 758 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,290 Sir! 759 00:56:07,550 --> 00:56:09,640 Look, this is not a temple! It's a bus! Come on! 760 00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:13,990 What are you doing? Come on! 761 00:56:20,610 --> 00:56:24,880 Conductor! I heard a sound! Did you throw out our luggage? 762 00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:28,610 No! I climbed up and kept it there! 763 00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:30,740 So what was that sound? 764 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,080 I fell down. That's why. 765 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:32,920 Come inside. - Ok! 766 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,880 Drive! 767 00:56:36,650 --> 00:56:39,030 You sit here! - Okay! 768 00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:41,590 Sit here! 769 00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:45,520 Fatso, why are you barging into the seat? 770 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,900 Father said to. 771 00:56:47,110 --> 00:56:48,450 Father said to! 772 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:52,390 Mister, would you teach your son to do this in the train? 773 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,570 A bus conductor is much smarter than the train TC! 774 00:56:55,570 --> 00:56:57,370 Come on! Sit here! 775 00:56:57,910 --> 00:57:00,840 Mister, you let your son come here half naked? 776 00:57:01,180 --> 00:57:02,810 You should have made him wear a shirt! 777 00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:05,200 Why a shirt? His father is wearing one. 778 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,120 Thank goddess you didn't wear a loin cloth for him. 779 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,270 Mister, why are you showing your teeth? 780 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,490 Where do you want to go? - Goa! 781 00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:14,660 Goa! - Yes! 782 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:18,010 Do you drink liquor too? - What are you saying? 783 00:57:18,170 --> 00:57:20,520 We are going for our relative's wedding. 784 00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,650 Then give me Rs. 69 for 3 tickets. 785 00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:26,000 Oh my! Why three tickets? We are two! 786 00:57:26,170 --> 00:57:28,640 What about this fatso? - He too needs a ticket? 787 00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:31,820 His father wears a shirt for him! Will he get a free ride? 788 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:35,930 He is still a small child. - He may be small for you. 789 00:57:35,970 --> 00:57:38,940 For me he is a fatso! Give me the money or I'll stop the bus. 790 00:57:39,070 --> 00:57:41,700 Uncle Conductor! - Yes, dear! 791 00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:46,060 Mother has the money, not father. 792 00:57:46,270 --> 00:57:49,280 Shut up! You tell everybody the secret! 793 00:57:49,410 --> 00:57:51,500 I will give you a tight slap! - Mother! 794 00:57:51,710 --> 00:57:56,350 No, son! Why do you beat the child? Put it back! 795 00:57:57,650 --> 00:58:00,290 Mother, give me the money for the ticket! 796 00:58:00,330 --> 00:58:02,130 I am giving it! Money! 797 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,810 Nobody asked me for a ticket. 798 00:58:04,850 --> 00:58:07,570 He said to buy the child's ticket first. 799 00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:09,960 Why are you arguing? 800 00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:14,110 Our son has now grown up. Give him the money. 801 00:58:14,150 --> 00:58:15,610 You keep quiet! 802 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,850 Take 3. - Take this! Here! 803 00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:31,230 Take this! 804 00:58:32,150 --> 00:58:33,360 Come on! Now honk! 805 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,540 Now overtake this bus! 806 00:58:46,010 --> 00:58:47,760 Who is honking so much? 807 00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:04,260 Rajesh, that car driver is continuously honking! 808 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,190 Maybe he has to attend his mother's wedding! 809 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:07,610 Let him overtake! 810 00:59:09,870 --> 00:59:14,100 Fine! My name is Johnny! 811 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,000 How are you? Any problem with the bus? Look out. 812 00:59:23,270 --> 00:59:25,110 Overtake! - Yes! 813 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,670 Hello! Hi! 814 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,190 Hail Kashi! - Hail Kali! 815 00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:44,870 Have you both understood? - Yes. 816 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,630 So - The bus is here! 817 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:47,720 Come on! 818 00:59:53,950 --> 00:59:56,260 Kashibai! - Wait! 819 00:59:56,420 --> 01:00:01,450 Look! Tell uncle to make rounds of the house! 820 01:00:02,830 --> 01:00:04,590 By the time you finish explaining, we'll be in Goa. 821 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:07,270 Okay! - Have you both understood? 822 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,980 Khanna, hurry up! 823 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,700 Come on, mother! Get up! 824 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:13,340 Hail Mahakali! 825 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,840 Take care of her! 826 01:00:15,010 --> 01:00:16,480 Take care of my mother. 827 01:00:18,190 --> 01:00:20,450 Mother! - You are the only saviour! 828 01:00:20,830 --> 01:00:23,720 Kashibai! Where do you want to go? 829 01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,600 Where I always go. 830 01:00:25,730 --> 01:00:28,530 So you're to Goa to your daughter's in-law's place? 831 01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:32,130 What else? All my in-laws are dead! 832 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:34,560 Now only my daughter's in-laws are left! 833 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:39,840 But Kashibai I heard that there was a tiff 834 01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:41,890 between your daughter and your son-in-law! 835 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:44,320 Last year he even sent her to her maternal house. 836 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,700 Now he's called her back? 837 01:00:46,070 --> 01:00:52,100 He had to! Once I too went to my daughter's in-laws' place! 838 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,450 And I showed them Mahakali's form. 839 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:56,880 Then? 840 01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:59,680 My son-in-law fell at my feet immediately. 841 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,320 He apologised and took my daughter home. 842 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:09,060 Kashibai, this ha ha ha of yours is fine. 843 01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:10,480 Give me money for your ticket. 844 01:01:10,990 --> 01:01:11,910 Fine. 845 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,720 123 846 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,230 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 847 01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:46,570 The fat hen is here. Where is the noise coming from? 848 01:01:46,610 --> 01:01:48,750 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 849 01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:55,820 Who brought a hen into the bus? 850 01:01:55,990 --> 01:01:59,090 Hen? Oh god! 851 01:01:59,130 --> 01:02:01,640 Hen? Alive or cooked? 852 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,990 Not cooked! She is hidden! 853 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,200 So mister you brought the hen! 854 01:02:14,450 --> 01:02:18,090 I don't have a hen! I have an egg! 855 01:02:18,380 --> 01:02:19,680 Why are you laughing? 856 01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:22,610 My face has been like that since childhood! 857 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:24,960 Is that so? Were you born laughing? 858 01:02:25,210 --> 01:02:26,920 Did your mother laugh or your father? 859 01:02:26,970 --> 01:02:31,570 It was a moonlit night! Showers of water all around! 860 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,010 When I was born my mother was crying. 861 01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:37,680 And my father Was laughing! 862 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:42,330 Mother, stop! 863 01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:45,300 Mister, after Sorabh Modi I think 864 01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:47,860 you are the second Parsi man who acts well. 865 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,700 Thank you! - Sit! 866 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:50,950 Sit! 867 01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:55,810 Now tell me who is hiding the hen? 868 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,450 Rajesh! Stop the bus! 869 01:02:59,330 --> 01:03:01,670 Oh god! It's gone! 870 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,900 Wow, Rajesh! What a way you stepped on the brakes! 871 01:03:06,110 --> 01:03:07,700 I got a betel leaf for free! 872 01:03:08,870 --> 01:03:10,760 Now I want to ask you all something. 873 01:03:11,510 --> 01:03:13,060 Where is that sound of a hen coming from? 874 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:14,690 Hen! - Yes, hen! 875 01:03:14,980 --> 01:03:15,950 Hen! 876 01:03:16,110 --> 01:03:19,250 You're not allowed to bring a hen into a bus. Where is that sound from? 877 01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:21,010 What is in this? - Books. 878 01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:22,480 Hens are not allowed in the bus! 879 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,490 Rajesh! The bus won't go ahead until the hen is found! 880 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,240 Mr. Kader! The basket! 881 01:03:37,970 --> 01:03:41,020 Conductor! Her basket is moving! 882 01:03:41,020 --> 01:03:42,070 The basket is moving! 883 01:03:46,130 --> 01:03:49,520 Kashibai! Are you hiding a hen in this basket? 884 01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:55,050 Not a hen! It's a chick! - Is that so? Let me see the chick! 885 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:05,220 Is this a chick? Bald! 886 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:10,040 Kashibai, if this is a chick, would the hen be your size? 887 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,580 Hens are not allowed in the bus! 888 01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,230 What have you done? Cruel man! 889 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,530 Bring my hen back! 890 01:04:19,330 --> 01:04:20,170 Go! 891 01:04:20,330 --> 01:04:22,260 Hens are not allowed in the bus! 892 01:04:22,430 --> 01:04:24,810 And you are telling the conductor to bring it back! 893 01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:26,280 Rajesh, start the bus! 894 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,330 No! 895 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,850 Will you bring the hen or not? 896 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:38,170 If you won't, I will slay everybody! 897 01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:42,730 Mother Kali! Don't curse us children! 898 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,480 I have been travelling on this route for the past 10 years. 899 01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:49,700 But I have never seen that form of yours! 900 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,250 Yes, mother. - Mother, forgive us! 901 01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:53,600 Now you understood! - Yes! 902 01:04:53,850 --> 01:04:55,150 Rajesh! - Khanna! 903 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,900 Come on! Let's search for mother's hen! 904 01:04:56,950 --> 01:04:58,500 Pick up the basket and apologise! 905 01:04:58,620 --> 01:05:00,840 Apologise later! First get the hen! 906 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,100 Yes! Let's search for that hen! 907 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,530 I won't let that hen go! 908 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,160 Are you beckoning a hen or a girl? 909 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:21,500 Call the hen like this! 910 01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:22,550 Come! 911 01:06:04,790 --> 01:06:05,580 Catch it! 912 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:08,510 Wait! I will get the hen! 913 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,070 Come! 914 01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:30,580 It went away. 915 01:06:58,750 --> 01:06:59,840 Rajesh! - Khanna! 916 01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:02,900 I got hold of the head! Sit in the bus quick! 917 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,450 Come on! 918 01:07:11,730 --> 01:07:13,450 Start the bus! 919 01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:20,730 Driver! - Here is your hen! 920 01:07:26,550 --> 01:07:27,850 Why are you all quiet? 921 01:07:31,990 --> 01:07:33,080 Why isn't anyone saying anything? 922 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:36,180 You all look as if you have seen a snake! 923 01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:38,440 With great difficulty I got hold of this hen! 924 01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:11,300 What is it? 925 01:08:22,730 --> 01:08:23,570 Oh god! 926 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:36,840 What strange people! 927 01:08:37,510 --> 01:08:40,100 They are afraid of a snake! A snake is so harmless! 928 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:43,910 It glides, it hisses. Hold it and put it in your pocket. 929 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:48,100 Do you know that in many countries people even eat snakes! 930 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,320 Do you know how many vitamins it has? 931 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,740 Why are you all screaming? You are Indians! 932 01:08:59,990 --> 01:09:03,670 Indians are not afraid of hardships! 933 01:09:04,050 --> 01:09:06,860 You are scared of a mere snake! 934 01:09:07,230 --> 01:09:10,960 Cowards! Remember, you are all Arjun's descendents! 935 01:09:11,290 --> 01:09:12,930 You all are Bhim's descendents! 936 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,190 And 937 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,920 Khana! - Run! 938 01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:40,890 Khanna! 939 01:09:56,460 --> 01:10:00,610 Bhim's descendent! Now where is your courage? 940 01:10:00,690 --> 01:10:02,580 Have a vitamin pill and nab it! 941 01:10:02,830 --> 01:10:03,750 Nab it! 942 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,980 Why are you people so scared? 943 01:10:08,610 --> 01:10:12,410 This is the King of snakes! It won't harm anybody! 944 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,550 Come, King of snakes! 945 01:10:20,830 --> 01:10:23,720 Give the driver a kiss! - No! 946 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,570 Give the conductor a kiss! - Go! 947 01:10:27,610 --> 01:10:30,540 King of snakes! 948 01:10:33,510 --> 01:10:35,820 It went away! 949 01:10:36,070 --> 01:10:38,240 Thank god! 950 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,640 What happened! - Nothing! 951 01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:46,530 My cap is at your feet. Let me put it on my head. 952 01:10:46,530 --> 01:10:49,210 Are you human or an animal? You always scare us! 953 01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:50,390 Shut up, old man! 954 01:10:50,430 --> 01:10:51,850 You are a coward. Always screaming! 955 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:55,030 Now I am relieved! - No! 956 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:57,130 Where is my hen? 957 01:10:58,050 --> 01:11:00,140 Mother, instead of a hen worth 5 rupees, 958 01:11:00,180 --> 01:11:01,900 I got you a snake worth 500 rupees. 959 01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:03,570 And yet you are wailing for your hen! 960 01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:08,550 Sinner! I curse you! - I don't drink liquor! 961 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,770 Curse! 962 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,330 In your next lifetime you will be a hen! 963 01:11:13,490 --> 01:11:15,170 And I will kill and eat you! 964 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,030 Take this and remember what I told you! 965 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,800 There are just 2 bullets In it. The work must be done! Got it? 966 01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:36,010 I will follow the bus. - Okay, boss. 967 01:11:36,010 --> 01:11:40,450 Listen, take care of it as soon as possible. - Boss! 968 01:11:40,540 --> 01:11:41,880 The bus is here! - The bus is here! 969 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:42,630 The bus is here! 970 01:11:42,670 --> 01:11:43,720 Okay, boss. I will leave. 971 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,390 What are you all looking at? Sit in the car. 972 01:11:55,940 --> 01:11:57,660 Come on! Driver! 973 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:19,180 God knows what has happened to children nowadays! 974 01:12:19,970 --> 01:12:23,360 This is what they do if you rebuke them even a bit. 975 01:12:24,450 --> 01:12:28,850 What do they know what parents go through? 976 01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:34,670 Today the guy's family is coming to see Mala. 977 01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:37,090 How will we face them? 978 01:12:37,350 --> 01:12:39,730 Is Mr. Aatmaram at home? 979 01:12:39,770 --> 01:12:42,330 Come, Ramlal! 980 01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:45,340 Greetings, sister-in-law. - Greetings. 981 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:46,930 Your son has not come? 982 01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,830 What a strange man you are! First tell us to sit! 983 01:12:50,990 --> 01:12:53,840 Serve us tea and water, and then ask where my son is! 984 01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:57,310 Do you think your son's in law's house is some hotel, 985 01:12:57,610 --> 01:12:59,530 for you to order for tea as soon as you arrive? 986 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,010 Sister, will I see my daughter-in-law today? 987 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,440 Yes. But 988 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,490 Sister-in-law, it so happened that 989 01:13:08,660 --> 01:13:11,170 her friend has just returned from London after 4 years. 990 01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:13,980 and she took her to her house for 2 days. 991 01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,370 That's what happened in our house too. 992 01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,470 His friend has returned from America after 4 years. 993 01:13:20,590 --> 01:13:22,810 And he took him to Nasik for two days. 994 01:13:23,350 --> 01:13:24,690 What a strange coincidence! 995 01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:28,500 I brought his snap, if you want to see it. - Yes. 996 01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:29,680 Do you want to see it? 997 01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:42,150 Your son is very handsome! - Like father like son! 998 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,120 Get lost! You think you are very handsome! 999 01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:48,050 They'll make a nice couple. 1000 01:15:38,110 --> 01:15:39,450 Mind your leg! 1001 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:43,930 Madam, my legs handle me. How can I handle them? 1002 01:15:44,550 --> 01:15:46,690 Sir, ticket to where? - Here! 1003 01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:49,080 I am not a barber. I am a conductor! 1004 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,960 Ticket to where? 1005 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:53,680 The last stop! 1006 01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:56,570 So you too are heading for the last stop. - Yes! 1007 01:15:58,030 --> 01:16:02,180 I want to know what the destination of this unknown journey is. 1008 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,860 Poet, recite poems later. 1009 01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:09,380 What? - No, forgive me! I meant give me 18 rupees 75 paisa. 1010 01:16:14,950 --> 01:16:15,780 Here. 1011 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,730 Here. 1012 01:16:21,980 --> 01:16:23,490 Sir, here is your 1.25 rupees 1013 01:16:23,610 --> 01:16:24,620 Keep the change. 1014 01:16:24,990 --> 01:16:26,460 Am I a waiter in a hotel? 1015 01:16:26,710 --> 01:16:30,060 Mister, at the next stop you can have a plate of rice for 1.25 rupees. 1016 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:38,270 Priest, here comes your rival! 1017 01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:39,770 He is not my rival! 1018 01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:42,870 I consider every young girl my daughter-in-law or daughter! 1019 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:43,960 Daughter-in-law or daughter! 1020 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,890 That's just sour grapes! 1021 01:16:46,010 --> 01:16:50,700 Mr. Kader, forget the grapes! I don't understand one thing. - What? 1022 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,830 As soon as the boy entered the bus, 1023 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,050 he saw the girl and he whistled. 1024 01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:58,440 The girl got scared. He went and sat near the girl. 1025 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:02,300 The girl is in trouble. The guy stared at the girl. 1026 01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:04,560 They spoke with their eyes. 1027 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,190 God knows what's going on. 1028 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:09,580 What can be going on? It's their youth that's to blame! 1029 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:44,870 "I didn't see. I didn't think." 1030 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,140 "I put my life at the target." 1031 01:17:48,810 --> 01:17:55,380 "My desire is to die at your feet." 1032 01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:21,250 "Swaying! Swaying!" 1033 01:18:40,930 --> 01:18:44,320 "I will lay down my life. I will die." 1034 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:48,130 "I will do some great deed." 1035 01:18:48,630 --> 01:18:51,770 "If I don't find solace even after my death." 1036 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,820 "Then where will I go, friend?" 1037 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,600 "Who is the murderer? I can't say that." 1038 01:19:52,930 --> 01:19:56,280 "But I can't even keep quiet." 1039 01:19:56,740 --> 01:20:00,050 "Who is the bird? Who is the hunter?" 1040 01:20:00,430 --> 01:20:04,110 "Say something." 1041 01:20:53,390 --> 01:21:00,590 "I left my house vowing not to leave her alone." 1042 01:21:01,050 --> 01:21:07,410 "Spurning my life, my crazy beloved has come here." 1043 01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:34,120 "I didn't see. I didn't think." 1044 01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:37,260 "I put my life at the target." 1045 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:44,210 "My desire is to die at your feet." 1046 01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:48,860 Did you like the song? 1047 01:21:49,650 --> 01:21:53,040 Conductor, why are you asking her? 1048 01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:55,220 Ask me! This is how I liked the song! 1049 01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:57,270 You dropped me down! 1050 01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,750 Driver, stop the bus! The conductor fell down! 1051 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:04,100 Don't worry. It's happened many times before. 1052 01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:05,600 He will come on his own. 1053 01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:10,750 Stop! 1054 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,430 Catch it! 1055 01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:20,760 Mother! - Mother! 1056 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:21,760 No! Sister! 1057 01:22:22,140 --> 01:22:26,070 Henceforth whatever I want to ask, I will ask you and not your daughter! 1058 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,370 Fine! Sit! 1059 01:22:27,670 --> 01:22:30,220 When I sit, you make me stand! 1060 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,360 And when I stand, you make me sit! 1061 01:22:38,970 --> 01:22:40,640 Conductor! Come here! 1062 01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:43,070 I am the conductor! Treat me with respect! 1063 01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:45,670 What happened? - I bought a ticket for Belgaum. 1064 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,380 Now I want a ticket to Goa. 1065 01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:51,650 What's the matter? Why have you changed your mind? 1066 01:22:51,860 --> 01:22:54,170 The journey is becoming interesting! 1067 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:57,010 You tell me your fare and give me a ticket to Goa! 1068 01:22:57,180 --> 01:23:00,190 Yes, I will give you a ticket. I won't pick-pocket! 1069 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,370 Give me 12 rupees! 1070 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:23,600 Father! 1071 01:23:26,990 --> 01:23:27,870 Suck your thumb! 1072 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,080 Father! 1073 01:23:32,430 --> 01:23:33,390 Get lost! 1074 01:23:35,190 --> 01:23:37,660 Father! Fried snacks! 1075 01:23:39,340 --> 01:23:41,810 Fried snacks! Get lost! - Father! 1076 01:23:45,110 --> 01:23:48,300 Fried snacks! - Shut up! 1077 01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:50,890 Fried snacks! 1078 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:54,370 Why are you beating him? 1079 01:23:54,870 --> 01:23:56,920 He is hungry! No, son! 1080 01:23:57,050 --> 01:23:58,470 I will get you fried snacks! 1081 01:23:58,930 --> 01:23:59,980 Fried snacks! 1082 01:24:01,820 --> 01:24:03,910 Calm down! - Fried snacks! 1083 01:24:04,290 --> 01:24:06,220 Fried snacks! 1084 01:24:20,870 --> 01:24:23,420 Mister, hold his hand! - Son, stop it! 1085 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:26,810 What are you doing? You are gagging my son! 1086 01:24:26,850 --> 01:24:29,200 This is the only way to stop him! 1087 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,620 No! I won't let you! 1088 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:31,840 Shut up! - You shut up! 1089 01:24:32,260 --> 01:24:34,810 Such a big child wailing for fried snacks! 1090 01:24:34,930 --> 01:24:37,400 It disgraces my position! Sit! 1091 01:24:37,490 --> 01:24:38,410 You gag him! 1092 01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:43,810 Don't beat the child! 1093 01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:47,790 He is my son! Not yours! 1094 01:24:49,170 --> 01:24:51,050 Don't touch me! 1095 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:54,440 I tell you, don't touch me! 1096 01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:30,450 Here is the money. - Yes. 1097 01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:34,010 Here is the ticket. - Sir, are you from the army? 1098 01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:38,570 Old man, what a strange question! 1099 01:25:38,740 --> 01:25:42,130 In that uniform, does he look like he works in a laundry? 1100 01:25:42,710 --> 01:25:45,100 Stop this nonsense and do your work! 1101 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,650 You keep quiet! Your mouth is stinking! 1102 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:54,060 Sir where are you posted? - Pathankot. 1103 01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:57,410 Pathankot! That area near Kashmir? 1104 01:25:57,790 --> 01:26:01,430 Yes. - Sir, I heard it snows heavily there. 1105 01:26:01,970 --> 01:26:03,480 It's very chilly there. 1106 01:26:03,610 --> 01:26:06,700 Have you been to Kashmir before? - I am not so lucky. 1107 01:26:06,910 --> 01:26:09,680 But I read that in books when I was a child. 1108 01:26:13,230 --> 01:26:14,700 You read it when you were a child! 1109 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:17,840 And in your old age you are feeling cold! 1110 01:26:18,380 --> 01:26:23,450 Sir is there any way to end war in the world? - What are you saying? 1111 01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:26,090 If there is no war then why would there be guns? 1112 01:26:26,210 --> 01:26:28,470 If there are no guns, then why would there be bullets? 1113 01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:32,280 And if bullets are not there, then why this man and this gun? 1114 01:26:32,410 --> 01:26:33,620 What is the need? 1115 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:39,480 You are a Pundit and so am I. But we think differently. 1116 01:26:39,650 --> 01:26:43,420 I asked him whether there is any way to end wars. 1117 01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:46,470 So why did you start screaming like a fool? - Pundit! 1118 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,950 Did you call me a fool? 1119 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:52,540 You're a Brahmin and you insulted a Brahmin! 1120 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:55,470 You have slandered not just me, but the entire community! 1121 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:57,070 I won't spare you! 1122 01:26:57,230 --> 01:26:58,700 He didn't say anything wrong. 1123 01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:02,970 He just asked for a solution to stop war. And you got angry needlessly. 1124 01:27:03,180 --> 01:27:05,820 Being a Pundit, you are talking like a fool. 1125 01:27:05,940 --> 01:27:09,290 You called me a fool! You are a fool! 1126 01:27:09,670 --> 01:27:12,260 You are the biggest fool! - What did you say? 1127 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,190 You are the biggest fool in India! 1128 01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:18,420 Your father and grandpa are fools! Your great grandpa, 1129 01:27:18,630 --> 01:27:23,060 your ancestors were fools! - What are you saying? 1130 01:27:29,590 --> 01:27:31,180 Leave me. Stop the bus! 1131 01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:38,640 Stop fighting! 1132 01:28:06,020 --> 01:28:06,810 Move aside. 1133 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,180 Shut up! 1134 01:28:15,270 --> 01:28:16,650 Rajesh! - Khanna! 1135 01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:23,010 This fight won't end until a third party intervenes and settles it. 1136 01:28:23,220 --> 01:28:25,610 What do we care? Let them fight! 1137 01:28:25,820 --> 01:28:28,000 We will play cards! - Have you brought the cards? 1138 01:28:30,010 --> 01:28:32,850 Wow! But how will we play? I don't have money! 1139 01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:35,450 Why are you scared? We have today's wages. 1140 01:28:35,570 --> 01:28:37,330 Yes! This sweet lemon! - Tomatoes! 1141 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,050 I have tomatoes! 1142 01:28:39,510 --> 01:28:40,770 We will play cards. 1143 01:29:15,390 --> 01:29:16,140 Thank you! 1144 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,530 Move away! 1145 01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:26,860 I will get a jack! 1146 01:29:30,790 --> 01:29:33,260 I beg you all! - Police! 1147 01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:37,620 Here. 1148 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,840 Khanna, why is everybody silent in the bus? 1149 01:29:41,010 --> 01:29:44,980 Look! The policeman is taking the criminal inside the bus! 1150 01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,880 Come on! Take this banana! 1151 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:51,560 This is your banana. - Okay, 1152 01:29:51,810 --> 01:29:53,780 I will keep it with me. - Why fight with friends? 1153 01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:55,700 Here is your bag! - Give it. 1154 01:30:13,660 --> 01:30:16,050 Thank you very much, constable! 1155 01:30:17,930 --> 01:30:21,490 Conductor! Stop the bus at the camp. I have to get down. 1156 01:30:21,870 --> 01:30:24,420 Rajesh! Stop the bus at the camp! 1157 01:30:30,570 --> 01:30:34,220 Goodbye! - Goodbye! 1158 01:30:35,310 --> 01:30:36,810 Bye, conductor! We will meet again! 1159 01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:38,650 How? 1160 01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:41,540 Because of you there was such a quarrel inside! 1161 01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:43,130 We met on earth. Now let's not meet in heaven. 1162 01:30:43,220 --> 01:30:44,350 Okay! - Bye! 1163 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:46,230 Bye! 1164 01:30:48,450 --> 01:30:50,630 Constable, give me money for the ticket. 1165 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,100 My wallet! It was with me when I took the bus. 1166 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:57,160 You thug! You are not afraid of prison too! 1167 01:30:57,910 --> 01:31:00,680 Constable, compared to the penalty for murder, 1168 01:31:00,890 --> 01:31:02,900 penalty for robbery is nothing! 1169 01:31:04,030 --> 01:31:09,760 Thief, how did you steal the constable's wallet? 1170 01:31:11,310 --> 01:31:16,790 After he got on the bus, when he raised his hands 1171 01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:18,850 to sniff the snuff I stole his wallet. 1172 01:31:18,930 --> 01:31:22,450 Oh my god! This penchant for snuff is very bad! 1173 01:31:22,570 --> 01:31:26,380 In my 20 years of service, this is the first time I have been fooled. 1174 01:31:26,470 --> 01:31:28,270 From today I will give up this habit. 1175 01:31:28,310 --> 01:31:35,760 Wow, constable! I've always heard and seen police reform the criminal. 1176 01:31:36,050 --> 01:31:38,940 But today for the first time I see 1177 01:31:39,150 --> 01:31:42,790 a criminal reforming a policeman. 1178 01:31:43,090 --> 01:31:45,350 You are right. I will throw it away. 1179 01:31:45,390 --> 01:31:47,360 What are you doing? - I will throw it away. 1180 01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:49,410 What are you doing? - Let go! I will throw it! 1181 01:31:49,450 --> 01:31:51,290 What are you doing? - I will throw it away. 1182 01:32:19,550 --> 01:32:22,690 Take the constable to the police station carefully! - What did you say? 1183 01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:25,660 I mean, you take him carefully. Right! 1184 01:32:38,890 --> 01:32:39,690 Madam! 1185 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:44,040 Thank you! - Anytime, baby! 1186 01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:47,050 You should always be careful in life, 1187 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:49,150 got it? 1188 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:53,380 Mr. Kader, do you see that? 1189 01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:55,590 Now they have even started whispering to each other. 1190 01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:57,900 Pundit, I can see all of it! 1191 01:32:58,150 --> 01:33:01,450 But we entered the bus before this tall fellow. - Yes! 1192 01:33:01,540 --> 01:33:03,880 We have the first right! - Right. 1193 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:06,860 What is this? 1194 01:33:07,060 --> 01:33:10,370 He is extending his leg as if he owns the whole bus. 1195 01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:13,470 Get up! - Can't you see that boss is sleeping? 1196 01:33:14,010 --> 01:33:17,660 If you disturb him, he will not spare you! - This is the limit! 1197 01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:21,510 Every passenger has paid the fare! - Shut up! 1198 01:33:21,590 --> 01:33:23,980 Where is the conductor? 1199 01:33:24,230 --> 01:33:28,420 It is his duty to see to the passenger's comfort! - What will he do? 1200 01:33:28,750 --> 01:33:33,400 Didn't you see? When the wrestler glared at him, he ran away! 1201 01:33:33,440 --> 01:33:36,580 He's of no use anyway. 1202 01:33:36,790 --> 01:33:39,550 Conductor! Why are you hiding your face? 1203 01:33:39,630 --> 01:33:44,160 They are praising you! - I can't hear properly! 1204 01:33:45,330 --> 01:33:49,810 They are saying that you a man in name only! 1205 01:33:50,060 --> 01:33:52,110 Don't challenge me! 1206 01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:55,960 So far you have seen men only in the wrestling ground! 1207 01:33:56,130 --> 01:33:58,390 But this is the first time that you are seeing a man in a bus! - Show him! 1208 01:33:58,720 --> 01:33:59,520 Show him! - Fine! 1209 01:33:59,900 --> 01:34:01,150 Shall I? - Yes! 1210 01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:02,620 Shall I? - Yes! 1211 01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:04,800 Okay! - Show him! Let us see too! 1212 01:34:12,710 --> 01:34:15,930 Boss! - Quiet! 1213 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:19,990 Shut up! You! - Let him sleep! 1214 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,920 Get up. Shut up! - Let him sleep, conductor! 1215 01:34:23,090 --> 01:34:26,440 I told you boss has a fight in Goa, so he's sleeping. 1216 01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:31,500 Fool! This is not a jumbo jet! 1217 01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:35,480 You can't occupy three seats as if it's your father's reign. This is a bus! 1218 01:34:35,730 --> 01:34:36,780 Get up! 1219 01:34:37,910 --> 01:34:38,910 Oh no! 1220 01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:42,720 Who touched me? - Boss, the conductor. 1221 01:34:43,940 --> 01:34:44,780 Boss! 1222 01:34:45,950 --> 01:34:48,420 The ant wants to fight with the elephant? 1223 01:34:55,530 --> 01:35:01,810 Grumpy man, I may be an ant And you might be an elephant. 1224 01:35:02,150 --> 01:35:05,500 But this bus doesn't belong to your father! - What did you say? 1225 01:35:07,210 --> 01:35:09,310 Get up! - Boss! Boxer! Calm down! 1226 01:35:09,390 --> 01:35:10,810 Sister, let go of me! 1227 01:35:11,820 --> 01:35:14,250 You are holding my hand! Let go of me! 1228 01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:15,800 Sister, let go of me! 1229 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:20,950 Boxer, you're lucky that you hit me in the bus, that's why you're spared. 1230 01:35:21,110 --> 01:35:23,790 If you hit me outside then.. Then what would I have done? 1231 01:35:23,830 --> 01:35:25,930 You leave! - Why? 1232 01:35:26,010 --> 01:35:28,570 You are acting very smug! - Yes! 1233 01:35:28,690 --> 01:35:31,080 I will break your bones! - Yes! 1234 01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:33,840 What would you have done outside? - No! 1235 01:35:33,970 --> 01:35:34,890 Driver! - Driver! 1236 01:35:35,010 --> 01:35:35,810 Stop the bus! 1237 01:35:35,930 --> 01:35:37,860 Rajesh! Stop the bus! - Yes! 1238 01:35:37,980 --> 01:35:38,860 Okay! 1239 01:35:43,590 --> 01:35:46,230 Careful. 1240 01:35:52,430 --> 01:35:53,430 Come on brothers. 1241 01:35:56,030 --> 01:35:57,830 Don't leave him! 1242 01:36:02,810 --> 01:36:05,780 Come on brothers! - Beat him! 1243 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:09,260 Take off your clothes! - Okay! 1244 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:11,060 Strip. 1245 01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:13,190 You called me old man! - Why would I be scared of him? 1246 01:36:13,230 --> 01:36:16,120 Good! Take off your clothes! - Stop! 1247 01:36:16,750 --> 01:36:20,100 I can't take off my clothes! Boxer! We will fight in Goa! 1248 01:36:20,230 --> 01:36:22,650 What did you say? Take off his clothes! 1249 01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:25,790 Take off your clothes! - Yes. 1250 01:36:26,130 --> 01:36:28,050 Take off his clothes! 1251 01:36:33,660 --> 01:36:37,220 Come on! Ask this ant how he is! - Ant! 1252 01:36:39,610 --> 01:36:40,910 Rajesh! - Khanna! 1253 01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:42,960 Hold this! 1254 01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:46,600 Now I will teach him a lesson! 1255 01:36:51,460 --> 01:36:52,670 Come on! Now. 1256 01:36:52,760 --> 01:36:53,680 Come on! 1257 01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:02,510 Why are you showing your chest? Look at this stomach! 1258 01:37:07,740 --> 01:37:08,710 Go! 1259 01:37:12,260 --> 01:37:14,320 Just go! God bless you! 1260 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:15,610 Ladies and Gentlemen! 1261 01:37:15,700 --> 01:37:18,290 Now this boxer and the conductor are going to fight! 1262 01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:19,970 I am ready to bet on him! 1263 01:37:20,090 --> 01:37:22,310 Look at this boxer's muscles! 1.25 rupees! 1264 01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:23,780 1.25 rupees for 1 rupee! 1265 01:37:23,820 --> 01:37:26,540 And his is 15 rupees for 1 rupee! 1266 01:37:26,620 --> 01:37:27,880 This is your chance to earn money! 1267 01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:30,270 Come on, place your bets! Where is the money? 1268 01:37:30,770 --> 01:37:34,830 I bet 20 rupees! - On whom? The conductor? 1269 01:37:34,910 --> 01:37:38,470 Am I mad to bet on the conductor? - Then? 1270 01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:39,850 I'm betting on the boxer! 1271 01:37:39,940 --> 01:37:40,860 Boxer! - Yes! 1272 01:37:41,280 --> 01:37:43,540 Go! - 20 rupees! 1273 01:37:44,250 --> 01:37:47,100 Go! - Anybody else? This is your chance to make some money! 1274 01:37:47,260 --> 01:37:48,980 Look at his muscles and place your bet! 1275 01:37:49,230 --> 01:37:50,280 Come here. - 1 rupee on the boxer! 1276 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:51,830 1 rupee on the boxer! What's your name? - Hanuman! 1277 01:37:51,870 --> 01:37:52,660 Go! 1278 01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:57,310 Very good! Don't be scared! 1279 01:37:57,730 --> 01:37:59,110 Get ready, boss! 1280 01:37:59,190 --> 01:38:01,620 Very good, conductor Don't be scared! 1281 01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:08,820 Silence! Ladies and Gentlemen! 1282 01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:13,260 On my right from the Parsi corner, Mr. Boxer! 1283 01:38:15,690 --> 01:38:19,620 On my left from the Madrasi corner, Mr. Conductor! 1284 01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,320 Careful! Boss! 1285 01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:29,090 Boss! 1286 01:38:29,760 --> 01:38:31,930 Boss! - 12 1287 01:38:32,690 --> 01:38:36,450 345 1288 01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:39,430 67 1289 01:38:40,350 --> 01:38:43,950 8910! 1290 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:48,180 Ladies and Gentlemen! The winner! 1291 01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:51,900 Oh my god! You are superman! 1292 01:38:52,030 --> 01:38:53,450 You are so strong! 1293 01:38:55,170 --> 01:38:57,720 Don't touch me! - Why? What are you saying? 1294 01:38:57,890 --> 01:39:00,400 Don't touch me! - Okay! 1295 01:39:00,570 --> 01:39:02,750 Leave! - Okay! I am going! 1296 01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:07,140 Very good! My mighty man! You won without a fight! 1297 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,950 Today I won the jackpot! 1298 01:39:10,450 --> 01:39:13,380 How much have you made? - More than 500, see for yourself. 1299 01:39:14,010 --> 01:39:19,700 You! Robbing my passengers by making me the scapegoat! 1300 01:39:19,790 --> 01:39:21,460 No, no! - Get lost! 1301 01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:25,810 Rajesh! Return everybody's money! 1302 01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,130 When god is kind, even a donkey can be a wrestler. 1303 01:39:31,260 --> 01:39:32,180 You! - Come on, everybody! 1304 01:39:33,890 --> 01:39:35,820 Even new guys can win. 1305 01:39:38,210 --> 01:39:40,380 Listen! - Yes! 1306 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:44,240 Is he dead? - No, but he has lost! 1307 01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:46,250 Don't cry! 1308 01:39:50,390 --> 01:39:55,460 Look, every dog has its day. - Today was your day! 1309 01:39:56,330 --> 01:40:00,650 Look I apologise to you and to him too. 1310 01:40:01,150 --> 01:40:05,250 Now get some water to sprinkle on his face, so he regains consciousness. 1311 01:40:05,380 --> 01:40:08,350 From where do I get it? This is enough! 1312 01:40:13,750 --> 01:40:16,970 Get up, boss! - Get up, boss! 1313 01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:20,620 He's won and yet he is apologising to you, boss. 1314 01:40:20,740 --> 01:40:22,710 Get up! You have tarnished our image! 1315 01:40:35,190 --> 01:40:37,410 Where is Mala? - Boss, there is a problem. 1316 01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:40,290 That scoundrel messed up my plans! - Who? 1317 01:40:40,380 --> 01:40:42,220 A tall man with whom I got into a fight. 1318 01:40:43,060 --> 01:40:45,990 Ravi! So he landed up here too! 1319 01:40:46,070 --> 01:40:48,000 Yes, boss. He snatched the pistol from my hand. 1320 01:40:48,160 --> 01:40:51,510 But boss, I came up with a ploy to make the bus break down on the way! 1321 01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:54,900 Sit in the car, idiot! 1322 01:40:56,620 --> 01:40:57,460 Let's go. 1323 01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:20,110 Hey! 1324 01:41:31,410 --> 01:41:33,800 Rajesh! Why did you stop the bus again? 1325 01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:37,190 I didn't. The bus stopped on its own. 1326 01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:40,120 Get down and check it. - Okay. 1327 01:41:48,370 --> 01:41:51,670 Rajesh! - Khanna! 1328 01:41:57,110 --> 01:41:59,080 Don't fight! 1329 01:41:59,170 --> 01:42:01,590 Who is Rajesh? And who is Khanna? 1330 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:04,110 I don't know! I just know Rajesh Khanna! 1331 01:42:04,270 --> 01:42:06,030 Khanna, where are you? 1332 01:42:07,290 --> 01:42:09,800 What are you doing below? Come out! 1333 01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:12,440 What is this? Do you want to go to the bathroom? 1334 01:42:12,690 --> 01:42:16,370 No! The bus is leaking! 1335 01:42:16,620 --> 01:42:17,540 Look! 1336 01:42:17,840 --> 01:42:22,480 The screw of the oil tank is loose. All the oil has leaked out. 1337 01:42:22,610 --> 01:42:24,830 Oh my god! Now what? 1338 01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:29,020 Get a bottle of oil! 1339 01:42:29,310 --> 01:42:30,690 Why are you joking? 1340 01:42:30,900 --> 01:42:33,750 You want me to walk 2 miles 1341 01:42:33,910 --> 01:42:37,930 in this scorching heat and get the oil? I can't do it! 1342 01:42:40,230 --> 01:42:41,450 Khanna! - Yes. 1343 01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:44,460 You can't walk, can you? - No! 1344 01:42:45,090 --> 01:42:49,740 Then I'll get a car for you? - Yes. 1345 01:42:51,370 --> 01:42:54,720 Why? Nowadays you flatter me a lot. 1346 01:42:54,970 --> 01:42:57,520 If I lose my temper, I will thrash you. 1347 01:42:57,650 --> 01:43:01,460 Get lost! I will punch you! - You! 1348 01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:03,340 Hey! 1349 01:43:03,550 --> 01:43:04,560 Why are you two fighting? 1350 01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:07,030 Why are you two fighting? Stop it! 1351 01:43:07,110 --> 01:43:08,740 Start the bus! 1352 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,670 You! Get inside! 1353 01:43:11,050 --> 01:43:13,520 Conductor! Start the bus! 1354 01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:14,860 Or I will file a complaint against you! 1355 01:43:14,940 --> 01:43:17,160 Are you talking or spitting? 1356 01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,750 Sister! - Move! 1357 01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:20,510 Sister! Do you want a handkerchief? 1358 01:43:20,590 --> 01:43:21,600 Handkerchief! 1359 01:43:33,190 --> 01:43:35,960 "Rajesh, go to sleep!" 1360 01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:44,500 Rajesh! First repair the oil engine. 1361 01:43:44,580 --> 01:43:45,500 Okay. 1362 01:43:46,090 --> 01:43:47,180 Yes. 1363 01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:57,850 Look, Mala! - Yes. 1364 01:43:57,970 --> 01:43:59,820 It will take the conductor time to get the diesel. 1365 01:44:00,070 --> 01:44:02,450 Why don't we go out for some fresh air? - Okay. 1366 01:44:16,390 --> 01:44:18,030 Come on! Hurry up! 1367 01:44:18,110 --> 01:44:20,410 Come on! Yes, quick! 1368 01:44:25,730 --> 01:44:27,030 Where is my wife? 1369 01:44:27,070 --> 01:44:28,910 I am here! Come on! 1370 01:44:29,370 --> 01:44:30,500 Come on! 1371 01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:04,290 My cycle! 1372 01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:12,740 What are you thinking? 1373 01:45:13,830 --> 01:45:20,200 About the wrong decision I made in life. 1374 01:45:21,530 --> 01:45:24,840 Meaning more ambition than courage. 1375 01:45:26,010 --> 01:45:28,610 You left your house to become a movie star. 1376 01:45:28,900 --> 01:45:30,200 How do you know? 1377 01:45:31,290 --> 01:45:33,380 I know everything that goes on in the world. 1378 01:45:33,470 --> 01:45:37,230 I even know who you are, whose daughter you are 1379 01:45:37,860 --> 01:45:39,750 and who you're going to marry. 1380 01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:42,840 Did you like the guy? 1381 01:45:43,180 --> 01:45:45,770 I didn't even see him. 1382 01:45:46,110 --> 01:45:47,410 Then look at him now. 1383 01:45:47,910 --> 01:45:48,620 Now? 1384 01:45:49,210 --> 01:45:52,970 Yes. Your father Mr. Aatmaram's friend 1385 01:45:53,100 --> 01:45:59,090 Mr. Ramlal's son and your fianc Mr. Ravi Kumar. 1386 01:46:00,850 --> 01:46:05,200 You mean you - Yes, It's me. 1387 01:46:06,040 --> 01:46:09,800 Or would I have followed you like your bodyguard like a mad man? 1388 01:46:10,140 --> 01:46:12,400 But why did you hide your identity from me? 1389 01:46:12,440 --> 01:46:13,660 What could I do? 1390 01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:17,760 You were blinded by the glitter of showbiz. 1391 01:46:18,050 --> 01:46:21,150 I thought you would get a kick from life, and come to your senses. 1392 01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:24,580 After all, jewellery is made after melting the gold. 1393 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:26,420 Forget all that. 1394 01:46:30,110 --> 01:46:32,910 Tell me, do you like your fiancé? 1395 01:46:35,340 --> 01:46:39,360 Even if were not my fiancé, I would have liked you. - Is that so? 1396 01:46:42,670 --> 01:46:44,840 I think somebody is coming! - Who else? 1397 01:46:44,890 --> 01:46:46,730 Our bus companions! 1398 01:46:49,570 --> 01:46:50,370 Listen! 1399 01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:54,600 Come on! 1400 01:47:41,610 --> 01:47:46,930 "My heart belongs to you. And so do I, beloved." 1401 01:47:52,750 --> 01:47:55,340 "I swear on you, on your threshold." 1402 01:47:55,430 --> 01:47:57,730 "I swear on your house, oh beloved." 1403 01:47:57,860 --> 01:48:02,710 "My love for you made me leave the world behind, beloved." 1404 01:48:08,700 --> 01:48:11,210 "I swear on your eyes, on your tresses." 1405 01:48:11,380 --> 01:48:13,390 "I swear on your cheeks, oh beloved." 1406 01:48:58,250 --> 01:49:07,040 "Lovers want to create a new world." 1407 01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:12,780 "We won't bother about anyone." 1408 01:49:13,360 --> 01:49:18,010 "Nobody should lecture us." 1409 01:49:19,600 --> 01:49:24,120 "We walk in a trance." 1410 01:49:24,830 --> 01:49:28,940 "We won't step back." 1411 01:49:29,190 --> 01:49:34,380 "My heart belongs to you. And so do I, beloved." 1412 01:49:34,590 --> 01:49:39,780 "My love for you made me leave the world behind, beloved." 1413 01:49:43,510 --> 01:49:45,680 What are you doing? - What? 1414 01:49:45,930 --> 01:49:48,030 Let go of my hand! - Why? 1415 01:49:48,360 --> 01:49:51,170 Please! Can't you understand? - What? 1416 01:49:53,850 --> 01:49:55,980 People are watching! - Let them! 1417 01:49:56,060 --> 01:49:58,490 They will be envy us more. - Is that so? 1418 01:49:58,790 --> 01:50:02,930 So should I come closer? - Yes! 1419 01:50:03,100 --> 01:50:04,730 Here I come! 1420 01:50:05,150 --> 01:50:09,550 "No matter how much the world envies us." 1421 01:50:10,340 --> 01:50:14,530 "Why should we fear the world?" 1422 01:51:02,340 --> 01:51:06,940 "The ambience is so lovely." 1423 01:51:07,570 --> 01:51:11,670 "The swaying breeze teases me." 1424 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:21,930 "Nobody else will ever have such a union." 1425 01:51:23,520 --> 01:51:28,420 "Lovers will unite." 1426 01:51:28,750 --> 01:51:32,820 "No matter how much the world tortures them." 1427 01:51:32,980 --> 01:51:38,010 "My love for you made me leave the world behind, beloved." 1428 01:51:43,910 --> 01:51:46,380 "I swear on your eyes, on your tresses." 1429 01:51:46,500 --> 01:51:48,720 "I swear on your cheeks, oh beloved." 1430 01:51:48,930 --> 01:51:53,710 "My heart belongs to you and so do I, beloved." 1431 01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:11,080 Goats! 1432 01:52:11,410 --> 01:52:14,300 Are you blind? You're riding your cycle over the goats! 1433 01:52:14,390 --> 01:52:17,990 Where do I ride then? Does this road belong to your father? 1434 01:52:18,070 --> 01:52:19,240 Does it belong to yours? 1435 01:52:20,580 --> 01:52:23,010 You weakling, you hit me! 1436 01:52:23,300 --> 01:52:26,740 I will thrash you black and blue! Scoundrel! 1437 01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:29,960 You! 1438 01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:32,640 Help! 1439 01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:35,320 You hit me! 1440 01:52:42,180 --> 01:52:43,570 Listen to me! 1441 01:52:45,410 --> 01:52:49,260 Do you all mind pushing the bus to the petrol pump? Then we can go there! 1442 01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:50,930 Do you all agree? 1443 01:52:51,310 --> 01:52:53,700 Otherwise go to hell! - He went to sleep! 1444 01:52:53,780 --> 01:52:55,660 Kumbhkaran! - What is it? 1445 01:52:55,750 --> 01:52:58,760 Forget the petrol pump, we can even push it to your house. Right, brothers? 1446 01:52:58,890 --> 01:53:00,600 Yes! 1447 01:53:00,730 --> 01:53:02,400 Come on! - Come on! 1448 01:53:02,490 --> 01:53:03,870 Come inside. 1449 01:53:04,410 --> 01:53:08,850 Wife, where are you? - I am here! 1450 01:53:08,930 --> 01:53:10,020 Wife. 1451 01:53:15,930 --> 01:53:18,310 Harder! 1452 01:53:19,190 --> 01:53:21,330 Push harder! 1453 01:53:21,490 --> 01:53:23,590 Push harder! 1454 01:53:23,670 --> 01:53:25,850 Traveling by this bus has got us into a mess. 1455 01:53:47,990 --> 01:53:49,630 Rajesh! 1456 01:54:06,460 --> 01:54:09,050 Rajesh! - We're tired. 1457 01:54:09,550 --> 01:54:12,110 Rajesh, I'm back! 1458 01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:13,910 That is Khanna's voice! 1459 01:54:13,990 --> 01:54:16,920 Yes! That's Khanna's voice! - But where's it coming from? 1460 01:54:17,550 --> 01:54:20,020 From here! Where else? 1461 01:54:20,150 --> 01:54:22,280 Look up! I am here! 1462 01:54:22,410 --> 01:54:24,080 And the oil tin is down! 1463 01:54:24,330 --> 01:54:25,880 Look there. 1464 01:54:36,270 --> 01:54:39,150 Why are you laughing? - You look like a monkey! 1465 01:54:39,820 --> 01:54:41,710 Rajesh! - What? 1466 01:54:42,340 --> 01:54:48,570 Rajesh, drivers shouldn't laugh when conductors are in trouble! 1467 01:54:48,910 --> 01:54:50,330 Get me down! 1468 01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:53,680 First tell me, are you hanging from there on your own accord? 1469 01:54:53,810 --> 01:54:56,400 Or did someone put you there? 1470 01:54:56,650 --> 01:54:58,500 Rajesh, what do I tell you? 1471 01:54:58,790 --> 01:55:05,400 A child was taking his goats to graze. I gave him a tight slap! 1472 01:55:05,820 --> 01:55:08,710 And the villagers hanged me on the tree! 1473 01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:12,440 Khanna, take an oath never to raise your hand on anyone. 1474 01:55:12,730 --> 01:55:14,570 Never! 1475 01:55:14,820 --> 01:55:19,390 I swear on your mother, Rajesh! I will never beat anybody! 1476 01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:23,240 Won't I come to my senses after hanging like this? 1477 01:55:23,450 --> 01:55:26,340 Very good! Now you are talking like a decent man! 1478 01:55:26,750 --> 01:55:29,730 Come on! - Go on. 1479 01:55:32,660 --> 01:55:34,670 Have you repaired it? - Yes, sir! 1480 01:55:34,920 --> 01:55:36,630 What is this? Hurry up! 1481 01:55:36,800 --> 01:55:39,520 We don't have much time! If we lose the girl, we will all die! Got it? 1482 01:55:39,650 --> 01:55:40,690 Come on! Hurry up! 1483 01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:07,020 Where is my purse? - Purse? 1484 01:56:07,150 --> 01:56:09,370 Did I leave it outside? - You didn't take it outside. 1485 01:56:09,540 --> 01:56:11,800 Then I must have left it in the bus! Why did you leave it in the bus? 1486 01:56:11,880 --> 01:56:13,010 You know that 1487 01:56:14,140 --> 01:56:18,370 Conductor! Somebody stole this madam's purse! - What! 1488 01:56:18,790 --> 01:56:19,920 Robbery in the bus! 1489 01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:24,150 This has happened for the first time in my 10 years of service! 1490 01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:28,500 And madam, I told you before to after your purse! Didn't I? 1491 01:56:29,000 --> 01:56:30,470 Now we are in trouble! 1492 01:56:30,970 --> 01:56:32,980 Pundit! Mr. Kader! 1493 01:56:33,190 --> 01:56:41,860 If anybody found the purse, or took it by mistake, please return it. 1494 01:56:42,990 --> 01:56:44,790 You! Get up! 1495 01:56:46,290 --> 01:56:47,090 Where is the purse? 1496 01:56:47,210 --> 01:56:49,180 What rubbish! Do you think I am a thief? 1497 01:56:49,310 --> 01:56:53,540 Very good, so you know how to get angry too! 1498 01:56:53,740 --> 01:56:56,470 I thought you just knew to comb! Sit! 1499 01:56:56,800 --> 01:56:58,520 Conductor! - What happened? 1500 01:56:59,100 --> 01:57:01,240 Mister, can't you be polite? 1501 01:57:01,410 --> 01:57:03,120 Look how politely I am talking to you! 1502 01:57:03,250 --> 01:57:06,560 I want to ask you where the passenger who was sitting here is. 1503 01:57:06,970 --> 01:57:10,910 Mister never before did you talk to me so politely. 1504 01:57:11,030 --> 01:57:12,630 Otherwise I am a very simple.. 1505 01:57:12,960 --> 01:57:15,770 This man has vanished! 1506 01:57:16,100 --> 01:57:20,870 He wanted to go to Belgaum first, and then bought a ticket for Goa. 1507 01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:23,720 And right from the beginning he was eyeing madam's purse! 1508 01:57:24,010 --> 01:57:30,000 But don't worry! He may be smart, but so am I. 1509 01:57:30,590 --> 01:57:32,760 You're smarter! - Yes, smarter! 1510 01:57:32,930 --> 01:57:34,600 But what will I do now? 1511 01:57:34,770 --> 01:57:37,120 I I Here's an idea. 1512 01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:40,550 Rajesh! Take a U-Turn! - What? 1513 01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:43,270 Take the bus back towards Bombay. 1514 01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:45,660 And I will turn the sign board! - Why? 1515 01:57:46,370 --> 01:57:50,350 Try to understand! I am James Bond, too! 1516 01:57:50,510 --> 01:57:53,990 Look, Bombay to Goa! Goa to Bombay! 1517 01:57:54,150 --> 01:57:56,210 Turn the bus! - Now I understood! 1518 01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:50,970 Move! I don't want to travel in this bus! 1519 01:58:51,090 --> 01:58:53,980 But we want you in this bus! - But why? 1520 01:58:54,020 --> 01:58:56,240 Come on! 1521 01:58:57,660 --> 01:59:01,390 Give the purse! Get lost! 1522 01:59:02,140 --> 01:59:04,320 Listen to me! - Come on! 1523 01:59:04,400 --> 01:59:06,540 Get down! - Listen to me! - Get down! 1524 01:59:08,630 --> 01:59:11,310 Rajesh! Change the Bombay to Goa sign board! 1525 01:59:11,610 --> 01:59:14,080 Climb up! - Listen! Why are you beating me? 1526 01:59:14,160 --> 01:59:15,330 You commit robbery! 1527 01:59:16,880 --> 01:59:20,440 Conductor, listen! Please listen! 1528 01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:45,850 "Bombay-Goa! Bombay-Goa!" 1529 02:00:02,890 --> 02:00:04,860 "Bombay-Goa!" 1530 02:00:26,250 --> 02:00:28,720 Look, whoever wants can have their lunch here. 1531 02:00:28,760 --> 02:00:31,110 I will take the thief to the police station. Have your lunch. 1532 02:00:31,230 --> 02:00:32,910 Come on! 1533 02:00:33,030 --> 02:00:36,840 Now go to the police station! 1534 02:00:37,640 --> 02:00:38,690 Come! 1535 02:00:38,890 --> 02:00:40,860 Do you have lentil stew? - We have everything! 1536 02:00:40,990 --> 02:00:43,580 Have a seat! - Meenakshi, we will get lentil stew here. 1537 02:00:43,710 --> 02:00:45,050 Agree. 1538 02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:48,480 I am famished! I am taking a banana! - Yes! 1539 02:00:48,570 --> 02:00:51,870 Wow! You two look like Ram and Sita! 1540 02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:54,260 I think you're newly weds. - Married? 1541 02:00:54,380 --> 02:00:58,070 Why are you shy? Go to the family room! 1542 02:00:58,150 --> 02:01:00,080 Okay, send 2 cups of tea! - Okay! 1543 02:01:00,160 --> 02:01:03,550 My sweetheart! My darling! 1544 02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:08,700 Darling, let's go. Come on! Let's go! - No. 1545 02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:11,720 Its okay. You sit too, please. 1546 02:01:11,800 --> 02:01:15,110 I am not shameless like you! Wife, 1547 02:01:15,230 --> 02:01:16,820 Nosy parkers! 1548 02:01:16,910 --> 02:01:17,930 Hail Bole Shankar! 1549 02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:19,710 What will you have? 1550 02:01:20,170 --> 02:01:26,790 Bring three plates of lunch! - Three plates of lunch! 1551 02:01:27,120 --> 02:01:31,600 Sir, why is the child gagged? Did you take some oath? 1552 02:01:31,730 --> 02:01:37,420 No. If you want to undo it, go ahead. - No! I mean, 1553 02:01:37,550 --> 02:01:42,150 what will people say about the hotel if a customer is gagged? 1554 02:01:42,280 --> 02:01:46,800 Nothing. They will only think that the hotel is very dusty. 1555 02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:48,520 Sir, you are joking! 1556 02:01:48,730 --> 02:01:53,210 No! You want to know the reason? I will undo it. 1557 02:01:54,040 --> 02:01:56,350 Now watch the fun! 1558 02:02:06,230 --> 02:02:07,820 You! 1559 02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:16,060 Leave me! 1560 02:02:16,480 --> 02:02:21,670 Sir, hold him! 1561 02:02:24,310 --> 02:02:25,900 Fried snacks! 1562 02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:32,350 Why are you looking at my face? 1563 02:02:32,430 --> 02:02:33,810 Give him fried snacks and keep him quiet! 1564 02:02:33,900 --> 02:02:35,320 What? - Fried snacks! 1565 02:02:35,950 --> 02:02:38,800 Fried snacks! - Hurry up! 1566 02:02:38,920 --> 02:02:42,230 Give him this! - Here are fried snacks! 1567 02:02:42,360 --> 02:02:43,360 Here are fried snacks! 1568 02:02:43,530 --> 02:02:46,000 Now you know why we gagged him? 1569 02:02:47,340 --> 02:02:49,810 Now I understood! Not just his mouth! 1570 02:02:49,890 --> 02:02:52,620 You should bind his eyes, hands feet, everything! 1571 02:02:53,290 --> 02:02:56,130 I think you've pampered him too much. 1572 02:02:56,260 --> 02:02:58,520 What could we do? We have only one child. 1573 02:02:58,600 --> 02:03:03,330 One child like him is enough! Oh my god! 1574 02:03:10,740 --> 02:03:12,840 I think they've all gone to the canteen. 1575 02:03:14,090 --> 02:03:16,480 Let's go ahead and wait. - Come on! 1576 02:03:21,880 --> 02:03:24,140 Here are your sweets! 1577 02:03:36,450 --> 02:03:38,580 Oh my god! - Sorry! 1578 02:04:12,460 --> 02:04:13,220 Sit here! 1579 02:04:13,300 --> 02:04:15,220 We'll come here again - Yes! 1580 02:04:15,350 --> 02:04:16,980 Don't worry. - Okay! 1581 02:04:17,360 --> 02:04:20,290 Clean the tables. 1582 02:04:20,540 --> 02:04:22,720 Come here! Where is Rajesh? 1583 02:04:23,100 --> 02:04:27,490 He is not here. He must be eating in some private hotel. 1584 02:04:27,780 --> 02:04:28,660 Meaning? 1585 02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:35,110 Where besides food, girls sing and dance. 1586 02:04:35,240 --> 02:04:37,450 "Bindi will shimmer." 1587 02:04:37,790 --> 02:04:40,640 You guys take this car and do exactly what I said. 1588 02:04:40,720 --> 02:04:45,370 If this time you mess up, I'll shoot you first. And 1589 02:04:45,490 --> 02:04:47,330 Boss, don't worry. Come on! Sit! 1590 02:05:00,860 --> 02:05:01,780 Yes. 1591 02:05:08,730 --> 02:05:10,820 Thank you, conductor! 1592 02:05:11,820 --> 02:05:12,830 What is this? 1593 02:05:13,040 --> 02:05:15,260 Is this your father's bus that you stop it on the way? 1594 02:05:15,300 --> 02:05:17,100 Don't be angry! Do me a favour! 1595 02:05:17,140 --> 02:05:20,950 This poor man's mother is about to die in a nearby village. 1596 02:05:21,240 --> 02:05:24,470 What? His mother is dead? 1597 02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:26,560 She is not dead! She is sick! 1598 02:05:26,640 --> 02:05:27,690 Okay! Come! 1599 02:05:28,030 --> 02:05:30,710 Rajesh! Start the bus! 1600 02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:32,720 Come on! 1601 02:06:01,520 --> 02:06:04,870 Oh dear! Is he a man or a hippopotamus? 1602 02:06:52,300 --> 02:06:54,730 The bullet entered my stomach! - Shut up! 1603 02:06:54,980 --> 02:06:56,190 He fired the bullet! 1604 02:07:01,800 --> 02:07:02,810 Yes. 1605 02:07:02,930 --> 02:07:07,330 Now this pistol is useless! It had only two bullets. 1606 02:07:09,840 --> 02:07:11,890 Rajesh! Stop the bus! 1607 02:07:12,230 --> 02:07:15,530 Now this bus is not going to stop! - The bus won't stop! 1608 02:07:15,580 --> 02:07:16,500 Come on! 1609 02:07:19,220 --> 02:07:21,690 Nobody move! 1610 02:07:23,400 --> 02:07:27,380 If you try to stop, I will shoot! Drive faster! 1611 02:08:15,860 --> 02:08:17,700 Wow! Great! 1612 02:08:18,620 --> 02:08:21,350 Thugs are abducting girls in the bus, 1613 02:08:21,510 --> 02:08:23,650 and the men are just sitting idle! 1614 02:08:23,820 --> 02:08:26,960 Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? Wear bangles! 1615 02:08:28,090 --> 02:08:31,690 Wear bangles! - Nowadays men are not strong. 1616 02:08:32,020 --> 02:08:34,280 They are eunuchs! 1617 02:08:34,450 --> 02:08:37,130 Come on! We will save them! - Yes! Come on! 1618 02:08:37,300 --> 02:08:41,060 Wait! I am now inspired! 1619 02:08:41,730 --> 02:08:43,200 I am not a eunuch! 1620 02:08:43,790 --> 02:08:45,790 Rajesh! Turn the bus back! 1621 02:08:46,050 --> 02:08:47,930 There is no time for that! I will take a reverse turn! 1622 02:08:48,390 --> 02:08:49,690 Let them come. 1623 02:08:56,970 --> 02:08:59,110 Come on! - Come on! 1624 02:10:25,220 --> 02:10:26,350 1, 2, 3! 1625 02:10:27,900 --> 02:10:28,700 Leave me. 1626 02:10:53,650 --> 02:10:56,080 Wait! Come one by one! 1627 02:11:05,790 --> 02:11:06,710 Hang on! 1628 02:11:07,300 --> 02:11:09,100 Why are you taking off my shirt? 1629 02:11:09,480 --> 02:11:11,820 I will get pneumonia! I will get a cold! 1630 02:11:34,100 --> 02:11:37,490 Scoundrel! 1631 02:11:37,570 --> 02:11:39,870 Go on. Fight. 1632 02:11:40,290 --> 02:11:41,420 No, I'll not go. 1633 02:12:20,980 --> 02:12:22,490 You thug! 1634 02:12:25,590 --> 02:12:29,360 You beat my husband! 1635 02:12:52,550 --> 02:12:53,680 You hold him! 1636 02:12:54,890 --> 02:12:56,020 Yes! 1637 02:12:56,570 --> 02:12:57,820 It tickles! 1638 02:13:26,600 --> 02:13:28,280 Oh my! Meenakshi! 1639 02:13:30,240 --> 02:13:33,760 Save me! - Mother! 1640 02:13:50,600 --> 02:13:53,870 You beat me! I won't spare you! 1641 02:13:54,080 --> 02:13:57,430 I will teach you a lesson! 1642 02:14:07,980 --> 02:14:08,900 Let me go! 1643 02:14:14,590 --> 02:14:15,550 Look there! 1644 02:14:15,930 --> 02:14:16,810 Come! Follow me! 1645 02:14:26,400 --> 02:14:27,440 Come on! 1646 02:14:28,820 --> 02:14:29,790 Look there! 1647 02:14:32,510 --> 02:14:34,310 You go this way! You go that way! 1648 02:14:34,480 --> 02:14:36,820 And you go this way! - No, no! I will take this route! 1649 02:14:36,860 --> 02:14:37,610 Go! 1650 02:14:52,350 --> 02:14:53,310 Wow! 1651 02:14:54,740 --> 02:14:57,960 Inspector! Come here! 1652 02:14:58,250 --> 02:15:03,070 Look! My bus passengers have done a police officer's job! 1653 02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:08,890 I wish all young people would help their country like this. 1654 02:15:09,020 --> 02:15:12,160 Stop lecturing! We have to reach Goa! 1655 02:15:13,240 --> 02:15:15,290 Fine! Inspector, nab them! 1656 02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:17,600 Not me, nab them! 1657 02:15:23,540 --> 02:15:29,740 Madam! You two can flirt later! We have to reach Goa! 1658 02:15:30,070 --> 02:15:31,790 Let's go! 1659 02:15:48,580 --> 02:15:51,590 "Bombay-Goa! Bombay-Goa!" 1660 02:16:11,310 --> 02:16:13,700 "This is the journey of love."121904