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Show me your hands.

Put your hands in the air.

Show me your hands.

Hands.

To 10 amazing years.

I've actually known you for 15.

Knew me, but wouldn't give me the time
of day.

Well, it's because someone was too busy
spinning their frisbee around, riding

shirtless on the quad trying to get all
the ladies' attention.

So you did notice.

Of course I noticed.

Mmm.

How good.

Mm -hmm.

That's so expensive.

Oh, yeah.

Can we afford this?

Ashley. It's our anniversary.

Enjoy it with me.

Okay.

I just haven't exactly been pulling my
weight lately.

Hey, stop that.

You're right to quit.

Get back to work when a better job comes
along.

Fine.

Business has been pretty good at the
club, and I've got a bunch of private

clients.

Brandon.

Hey, Ashley.

What if we converted the ADU?

Ash, come on.

We've been talking about it forever.

Not tonight.

Why not? The market is good.

How is it?

I've got time.

You can burst out your power tools.

Let's do it together. It'll be fun.

Yeah, that sounds great and all, but
you're forgetting that when it's all

and done, total strangers are going to
start showing up on our property and...

They'll be in our backyard, away from
the house. We're never going to see

This is just some extra income until I
find another job.

Our mortgage payment isn't exactly
small, and this would help a lot.

Shelly has been running out her place
for years on this site.

Please.

Why don't we order? I'm starved.

Fine.

Okay, what?

Okay, we'll convert the A to U.

Really?

Really, I'll need some way to pay for
this dinner.

Hey, come here.

You're not going to regret this.

I already do.

That was delicious.

It was so good. We have to come back
here.

Ashley!

Clay! How are you? I'm doing amazing.

You look fantastic.

Oh.

Clay Moore. I'm Ashley's ex -boss.
Brandon Burr. We actually met one.

party, right?

Yeah. Right.

Well, Ashley sure can't lure you back.
Maybe we should go and find a

for your particular talent.

That's so sweet of you. I'm just really
busy right now. Actually, we are

converting our ADU.

ADU.

Additional dwelling unit.

You know, a granny flat or guest house.

We're going to rent it out for some
extra income.

Wow, that sounds like fun.

It is.

Offers still stand.

Thank you so much. It was great to see
you.

You too.

And you too, Brendan.

It's Brandon, actually.

Right.

Yeah, okay. Well, you two have a great
night. You too.

Sounds like he really wants you back,
huh?

Oh, I was stuck in a rut there.

You haven't changed your mind about our
renovation, right?

Right.

It's a good thing you got out of there.
That guy always rubbed me the wrong way.

So, when's the last time we were
actually in here? I have no idea. It's

going to be that bad.

Let's see.

Oh!

I guess... this officially makes us
hoarders right maybe time to bird

Not bad.

We make a pretty good team. Yes, we do.

It's perfect.

Our guests are going to love it.

And they can deposit their wheelbarrows
full of cash at the front door.

Oh, yes, they can.

Hey, what about this guy?

He's kind of cute.

Dan Hanson, 24.

Local.

Grad student.

Looking for a long -term rental.

Okay, long -term. That's what you want.

I mean, steady income.

Plus, he looks clean and wholesome.

I don't think he's gonna trash your
place.

That'd be nice.

Dan? Hi.

Hey, Brandon.

Nice to meet you. And you must be
Ashley.

I am. Nice to meet you.

I feel like I already know you.

From all the emails, of course.

Right. Well, let's show you the place.
Yep. Come on down.

What is that? A skunk?

Yeah. You know, there's been one in the
neighborhood lately. Okay. They come and

go. It's good fun.

Yeah. Plenty of animals.

This is it.

Wow.

Perfect. And there's a big desk for
studying, and the TV and couch are both

brand new. Sad to say, I think I'll be
spending more time at that desk than the

couch. Oh, what are you studying, if you
don't mind?

Business administration.

They say you don't need an MBA anymore,
but I think it can really land

credibility. Sure. You didn't want to
save some money and move back home?

Well, I lived at home during undergrad,
so I think it's time to move out.

MBA's going to be brutal, so I really
need to hit the books.

Besides, my mom and I are kind of
driving each other crazy.

Hmm. That can happen. Yeah. Well, it's a
really quiet neighborhood, and we're

not around much.

Oh, what do you guys do, if you don't
mind my asking?

Well, I'm a manager and personal trainer
at Forever Fitness.

That's cool. What about you?

I'm in between jobs right now, but I was
an office manager at a small consulting

firm. Oh, okay. Which consulting firm?

Morris Consulting.

Morris Consulting. I've heard of it.

It's not that small.

Oh, maybe not.

Well, thanks for the grand tour, guys.

I love it.

If you don't mind, I'd like to get my
stuff and get settled.

Sounds good. I'll help you with your
bag.

Awesome. After you.

Bye.

Well, Ashley, that just about covers it.
We'll be contacting your references as

our next step.

It says here that your last boss was
Clay Morris.

What do you think Mr. Morris will have
to say about you?

I think that Clay, Mr.

Morris, would say that I left a lasting
impression on the firm and that I was

very hard to replace.

Very good.

Okay, then.

We have a few more applicants to
interview, but we'll be in touch.

Okay, great. Thank you so much for
taking the time to meet with me.

My pleasure. Bye.

Bye.

Hi. Hey.

What'd you get?

Just clothes.

Hey, speaking of packages, if I ever get
a delivery and I'm not at home, do you

think you could just take it into your
place?

Yeah, I guess.

The only reason I say that is because I
ordered something one time and the

company said it delivered. Never got it.

Oh, gosh. No problem.

Awesome. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Hey, Brandon.

Hey there.

So you're not teaching that one o 'clock
thing class anymore?

No, I switched with Rachel.

That's a bummer.

You're the main reason I take that
class.

Thanks, but I promise you'll get a great
workout in with Rachel.

Sure, but she's not you.

Well, I still teach at 9 a .m. I will
switch my schedule around.

Great. I guess I'll see you then. It's
Lexi.

Lexi.

Hey, Ash. I just got a text message that
my package arrived. Could you bring it

inside, please?

I just got home, babe. I don't see
anything.

Hey!

Hey! Hold on one second, babe.

It's weird.

Brandon got a text that said we got a
package delivered.

Oh, yeah. I took it.

You took it?

Yeah. The guy dropped it off, and then I
took it back to my place, like we

talked about.

Hang on. I'll go get it.

Hey, hon. Dan has it.

What do you mean Dan has it?

He said he took it.

Why would he do that?

I have no idea.

Hold on, he's coming back. Okay, I love
you. I'll talk to you. Bye.

Here we go.

Hey, you didn't have to do that, by the
way.

Oh, it's okay.

Here, I'll take it. No worries. It's
heavy. I'll take it for you.

You can put it right there.

Thank you so much.

No, you could just...

My packages out front.

This is a great neighborhood. I've never
had a problem.

Good to know.

It's just, I couldn't live with myself
if a crime was committed right under my

nose. What do you got in there? Is that
a bowling ball?

Oh, because it's so heavy. It's just
these weighted clamp thingies that bring

for work. I don't know.

Cool.

Well, back to the books.

Oh, you don't have class today?

You're usually gone, like, every day.

Oh, no, no. My professor canceled
lecture today.

Oh, nice. Well, enjoy.

All right.

See you later.

It sounds like he was being helpful.

I don't know, but something was off
about it.

He's a bit socially awkward. I think
that's all it is. You got that right.

That's it.

In fact, since we're having Shelly over
for dinner this weekend, why don't we

invite Dan?

Wait, you really think it's a good idea
for us to socialize with our guests?

Who cares?

You could be here for months.

Besides, it might be more natural if we
treat him like a neighbor and not a

client.

Okay, fine.

You think Shelly will mind?

Are you kidding?

She already thinks that Dana's cute.

Shelley thinks everyone's cute.

Hey.

Not bad.

Not as nice as your place, but it'll do.

Yeah, I know why I'm here.

Of course.

Love you, too.

and scintillating conversations.

Well, I hope that we are scintillating
enough for you. You look amazing.

What? I always look like this.

Yes, you do.

But then Ashley's dad is like, have you
two been smoking? And Ashley's like, no,

Daddy, they're closed cigarettes.

I don't know why I said that. I can't
believe she never told you that story

before. She hasn't told me the good
stories.

I must be Dan.

I don't know. I'll get it. You sure?

Of course she'll get it.

Greetings. Hi.

I'm Shelly, Ashley's friend.

I'm Dan, Ashley's tenant.

I know who you are.

Come on in.

Thanks.

I thought about getting an MBA.

No, you did not.

For about two seconds. See?

Well, it's never too late. You could
join my program.

We could be classmate.

That's so sweet. Would you help me do my
homework?

That depends.

Do you need help with your homework?

Of course she needs help with her
homework.

So not nice.

I have some bad news. I cannot find the
cilantro anywhere.

I don't think I got it.

Can we cook it out?

No. It's the main ingredient for the
sauce. So I'm just going to run this

real quick. No, no, no. Let me go get
it. Come on, Dan. You're on gas. I

bring any wine or anything. It's the
least I could do.

Do you want anything else?

Oh, no.

That's it. Thank you.

Cool. I'll be right back.

A little too helpful.

Right. I think he's nice.

I think it's nice. Of course you do.

Can you help me with my homework?

Shut up!

Where is he?

I don't know, but it's time to crack
open another bottle of wine.

Maybe he got lost.

I was running on empty. I had to stop
and get gas. I should have called in...

It's all right.

Didn't miss much. We're just a little
tipsy.

Drunk. Drunk is the word she's looking
for.

Well, I guess I've got some catching up
to do. Let me fill you up some gas.

Yes, sir.

Oh, no.

Cheers and joy.

That's it.

We'll see you guys around the
neighborhood.

We'll do. Good night, neighbor.

Good night.

So, you don't live too far?

No, actually. I live nearby.

It was.

Are you spying on them?

Oh, you're so creepy.

You're so crazy.

They're still talking.

I don't know if he's right for her. He's
still in grad school.

She's a grown woman. She can make her
own mistakes.

I mean, decisions.

Thanks again for last night. That was
fun.

Yeah, it was.

How's the job search going?

It's going well, actually. I had a
meeting with Parker Consulting, and I

I'm going to get a call back.

Cool. Fingers crossed.

I'm a really bad hangover. How about
you?

Definitely.

How about Brandon?

He's got to go to work today.

He's fine. He has a high tolerance,
unlike me. Good for him.

Well, I mean, they say opposites
attract.

I guess so.

But I mean, you guys seem like a pretty
solid couple.

Yeah, I'd like to think so.

My parents had a terrible marriage.

I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, lying, infidelity, fighting, the
whole thing ended in a bitter divorce

with me in the middle.

That's tough.

Yeah. Needless to say, I won't be
getting married anytime soon.

Or ever.

You could change your mind.

Yeah?

Well, if you don't mind me asking, how
long have you guys been hitched?

Ten years.

Wow. I know.

No way.

How do you make it work?

Is it hard? I mean, like, doesn't it get
boring with the same person?

Not if it's the right person.

I guess.

I mean, you probably need to be sexually
compatible not to be tempted to stray.

Um, Dan, I'm not really sure I feel
comfortable with this conversation.

I'm sorry. I wasn't... I didn't... Oh,
no, no, no. It's okay. I have to make a

few phone calls inside anyway.

Okay.

I'll catch you later.

Hey, you.

Hey, I just had a weird conversation
with Dan.

Oh? Okay, so he starts telling me about
his parents' divorce, and they're

cheating, and then he starts asking me
really personal questions about me and

Brandon, and like, I don't know, the
whole thing just felt weird and

inappropriate.

I'm sorry?

Well, that's what I want to know. You
met him last night, so...

Do you think he's kind of off?

Well, I hope not, because he asked me
out last night.

You what? What did you say?

I said yes.

Honestly, he was sweet about it, and
everything felt pretty nice and normal

me.

Okay, so you don't think he's weird?

Well, I don't have the best track record
with guys.

Not everyone meets the hunky love of
their life in college.

Oh, come on, Chell.

Maybe he was a little awkward with you,
but with me, he was the perfect

gentleman.

Okay.

No, I'm happy for you. Just will you let
me know how it goes?

I will.

And if I'm never heard from again, you
were right.

Love you.

Love you.

Mwah.

Mwah.

I was wondering if you could connect me
with your human resources department.

Please hold? Yes, I'll hold.

Get this.

Dan asked Shelly on a date.

Of course. I saw that one coming.

It did come off kind of strong.

Hey, that's not fair.

You're calling it how I see it. Who told
you, him or her?

She did.

I called her because Dan was acting kind
of weird today.

How so?

Okay, so I was out front gardening, and
Dan came out to help, which was nice.

Then he starts telling me about his
parents' infidelity and, like, asking

stuff about you and me.

What kind of stuff?

Just water. It's ice cold.

So I can warm up.

What kind of stuff?

Inappropriate stuff.

Can you be more specific?

Okay. He was asking about our sexual
compatibility.

Did he come on to you?

I don't know.

Ash? Babe, I don't know. I mean, if he
did, then, like, it wasn't very smooth,

so I'm not sure.

Hmm. How is it still cold?

Weird.

I'll go check the heater.

How's the water?

It's perfect.

The pilot light was out. I hope the
water here isn't on the fritz.

You, uh, want some company in there?

I just started shampooing my hair.

I just figured we'd save some water.

You're such an environmentalist.

Yeah, we all do what we can.

What do you think of the place?

It's really nice.

Honestly, I would have been happy just
going to coffee.

Oh, come on.

I love this spot.

My parents and I used to come here all
the time.

Back before the divorce.

Let's talk about something more
positive.

How about Ashley and Brandon? Perfect
couple, huh?

I wouldn't go that far.

What? Come on.

Ashley's my best friend. I don't want to
go there.

I understand.

Yeah, I mean, she's super cool.

She's a little flirty, but she's nice.
Flirty?

With you?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, it wasn't anything big, but she
made it kind of transparent.

Okay.

I will tell you one thing about Brendan
and Ashley.

But you have to promise not to tell
them.

My lip is zipped.

Hey, Brandon.

Hey, Lexi.

You remembered my name.

Of course.

God, my thighs are totally burning after
your spin class.

Is that normal?

It is if you're doing it right.

Excuse me.

Hey, Dan.

What are you doing here? Is everything
all right? Yeah, I just figured I'd

consider joining the gym.

Oh, I'll leave you two.

Who is that?

She's a member.

So, I didn't realize you were looking to
get into shape.

Well, I'm not. I'm just figuring that
chicks are into guys with muscles, am I

right?

I don't know. Some are, some aren't.

Tell me about it. Total mystery, huh?

Can't know what they're thinking or
doing.

We're out of the house all day, and who
the hell knows what's happening behind

our backs.

Am I right?

Hey,

Forever Fitness, please hold.

Yeah, Dan, I'm a little busy right now,
but I'm going to set you up with Rachel

here, who's going to give you the 10 %
discount and walk you through the whole

process, okay? Excellent. Great.

Hey, Forever Fitness, this is Brandon
speaking.

Hello? Hi, Ashley.

This is Gwen at Parker Consulting. Hi,
it's so great to hear from you.

So, I am afraid that I have some bad
news.

We were a real strong candidate, but we
decided to go with someone else.

Oh.

I have to say, I'm pretty surprised.

Can you tell me why?

Hello?

Yeah, I'm still here.

Well, this is a little awkward.

It was a human resources issue at your
old job.

Did you talk to my old boss, Clay Mart?

before we even got around to checking
references.

That's strange.

Can you be more specific or give me some
more information?

I'm afraid not.

You will have to speak to HR at your old
job.

Best of luck to you, Ashley.

Bye. Bye.

Hey, hon.

Hey.

You have a leak?

Yeah, but it stopped dripping.

Well, that's where the AC unit is.

Hopefully it's just some condensation
and we're in big trouble.

How was your day?

Same old. How was yours?

A friend of yours joined the gym today.

Who?

Dan Hanson.

Get out.

What did he want?

Supposedly to build some muscle tone.

Seriously?

Remember on our anniversary when I said
we'd lose our privacy and you said, Oh,

we never see the tenant.

Well, now I have to see this guy at home
and at work.

Remember when you said, Let's invite Dan
to our dinner party.

I'm going to go take a hot shower.

Peter acting up?

Scared the hell out of me.

Sorry, man.

I think that skunk is back.

Yeah.

Definitely something found in the air.

The thing about skunks is they don't
spray for no reason.

Only when they're threatened.

No?

By the way, You're really trying to get
in shape. Those aren't going to help you

out.

We all have our vices.

Drugs, gambling, junk food, cheating.

Right.

Well, thanks for that.

Good night.

Did the pilot light out again?

Yeah.

And I stumbled upon Dan behind me eating
a bag of chips like a creeper.

That's weird.

Should we start worrying?

I already started.

He was standing by the side of the house
in the middle of the night just

watching Brandon.

You don't even feel like Dan is kind of
off.

I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell
you.

He seemed pretty up front with me.

That's right! Your date! How did it go?

It was pretty good, actually.

We went to La Clouture.

That's crazy.

That's where I went for my anniversary.

And honestly, all of his weird behavior
describing... I didn't see any of it.

In fact...

What? If you must know, I said you were
a little bit flirty with him.

What?

Are you kidding me? That's not true.
Gosh, you're friendly and smile to a guy

and they automatically think you're into
them.

So are you friendly and smiling?

Are you kidding me, Shell?

You really think that I flirted with
Dan?

I'm just being honest.

Yeah. To a fault.

I'm...

Brandon?

Brandon?

Brandon, are you here?

What the hell?

What are you doing in here?

You had another package delivered, and
your door was unlocked.

So I figured I'd bring it in for you.

My door is unlocked?

I never do that.

Well, you did.

Why are you still here?

Oh, the game was on, and I figured I'd
check it on the sweet widescreen. The

in the ADU is pretty small and crappy,
FYI.

45 inches.

And what's this, 65?

70. See?

Anyway, I'm going to get out of here.

You're welcome for the package.

I told you that you could leave my
packages outside.

So now thank you?

Thank you for bringing my package in.

You're welcome.

And what's with the leak?

We're working on it. Oh, I can help if
you want.

Oh, no.

We're good.

Okay.

See you later.

I'm going to talk to him like a man.

Brandon, please.

Brandon, please.

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Dan, open up.

Well, this was unexpected.

What the hell were you doing in our
place?

Oh, I told Ashley. I have this thing
about packages being left outside on the

porch. You know, porch pirates and all.

And, well, then I noticed your door was
unlocked.

You noticed?

How did you notice that?

I just kind of put my hand on the knob
when I reached for the package and it

turned.

Believe me, I was surprised.

Ashley said she didn't leave the door
unlocked.

I don't know what to tell you. It was.

So you could have locked it.

Why were you sitting on my couch?

You mean the same couch I was sitting on
a few nights ago?

Different. That was a dinner party that
you were invited to.

Oh.

Wait. I don't get the distinction.

Is this in the manual?

I confess I haven't read the whole thing
yet. The manual is pretty clear on

privacy and parameters.

Yeah, well, maybe you need to get your
house in order.

You should be more protective of your
home and family, Brandon.

Good night.

You slammed the door in my face. That
was harsh.

Brandon, I was so scared when he was in
here earlier.

I hear you, but Ashley, are you
absolutely sure you didn't leave the

unlocked? Seriously?

You know, I don't know anymore.

Okay? I had a really bad day. Shelly and
I got into a fight.

About what?

Girl stuff.

I'm sure you guys will figure it out.
You always do.

What else?

The leak is spreading.

Okay.

I'll climb up there and take a look.

Hey, Shell.

I'm sorry that we ended things on a bad
note.

I'd love to talk it out, so call me.

Weird.

The runoff pan is full of water, but
there's no crack or leak. I can't figure

out.

I'm going to go take a shower, okay?

Yeah.

Were you doing any gardening recently?

Yeah, why?

The runoff pipe from the AC was blocked
by a pile of dirt.

That's why we have a leak.

Did you leave a pile of dirt?

No.

Wait.

Do you think Dan did it on purpose?

You know what I think.

Music. I know. I can't sleep.

Can we tell him to be quiet?

Well, you can tell him, but it's Friday
night before 11, so he's technically

within his rights.

Okay, then can we ask him nicely to be
quiet?

You know, Ashley, this is exactly why...
Okay, fine.

I'll do it myself.

Hi, can I talk to Dan?

Yo, Dan!

There's some hottie here for you.

It's my landlord.

Hey. Dan, do you know why I'm here?

You and Trainer Boy had a fight and now
you want to party?

No, Brandon has a client early in the
morning and your noise is bothering him.

But it's a Friday night, right?

Yes, but you're still in violation of
the noise ordinances.

Well, if the neighbor complains, we'll
be sure to turn it down.

But you are the landlord, so if they do
complain, we'll be sure to send them

straight over to you first.

Dan, can you please be reasonable?

I think I'm being very unreasonable.

Don't make me call the cops.

Go ahead.

Call them.

Do it, actually.

What'd you get? Can I try it?

Sure.

Hey, that's pretty good.

Yeah.

What's that?

It's Ashley again.

Oh, go ahead and take it.

I'm going to let it go to voicemail.

Hey, Shell, it's Ash.

I really want you to call me back so we
can talk this out. I miss you, and...

All right, yeah, just call me.

Love you.

Bye.

Hey.

There's this really hysterical video I
want to show you.

Okay. No, I know you're going to like
it.

But you've got to watch it stand.

All right.

Do you want to get a napkin? Yeah. Well,
don't be gone too long.

I don't want to.

I just need a little bit more time. Just
give me a couple more minutes.

You owe me. All I hear is excuses from
you.

You do not want to test me. Am I clear?

You're clear. Okay, good. Then get it
together.

Got it? I got it.

I think I heard them arguing about
drugs. So Dan's a drug dealer now?

He could be. I mean, he has loud music
going, inviting sketchy people onto our

property. He's been weird about the
rent.

You're reaching, Ash.

Well, there's still no hot water, by the
way.

Now we're talking. Come with me.

Okay, so at first, I just assumed the
pilot light was wonky. Then I realized

switch shouldn't be shutting off on its
own.

You think he's been turning it off?

Bingo. So I wedged this in the door, and
the only way that this could come out

is if someone was coming in here and
shutting the water off manually.

Oh, my God.

I feel so guilty. He seemed perfect in
his profile.

Yeah, well, clearly things aren't always
what they seem.

It's time.

What do you mean?

We're kicking him out.

Okay.

Okay.

my landlord.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

Dan, look, I'm not going to beat around
the bush here. You seem like a nice guy,

but I think we could all agree that
things aren't really working out here.

I'm afraid we're going to have to ask
you to move out.

Is this about the rent?

Because I honestly lost track of it days
with all my schoolwork. I can Venmo you

right now. Yeah, you know, it's about
everything.

The rent, the noise, the privacy, the
water heater.

Know what I mean?

Well, I'm really sorry to hear that. I
mean, this place is really perfect for

me. Well, I'm sure you can find
somewhere else.

Actually, I've been living here for over
30 days now, and there's this thing

called tenants' rights in this state. I
looked into it, so technically I live

here now, and you guys can't evict me.

At least not quickly, anyway.

What? Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.

Guess we're all just gonna have to find
a way to get along.

What, are you messing with us?

Dead furious, bro.

You picked the wrong people to mess
with.

Did I?

I guess we'll have to see about that.

You're making a huge mistake here.

Everyone makes mistakes, Ashley.

Have a good day.

Hey, how are you doing after last night?

Aren't you going to be late for work?

Huh? Oh, I called in sick.

Are you sick?

No. I'm going to spend today working on
the Dan Hanson case.

Oh.

Did he go to school yet? Nope. His car's
still here, waiting for 8 o 'clock.

What happens at 8 o 'clock?

Hi there. Yeah, I'm a grad student in
the MBA program, and I have a question

about my transcript.

Sure. Your name?

Dan Hanson.

That's H -A -N -S -E -N.

And your date of birth?

January 9th, 2000.

Last four of your social?

93 -44.

Okay. One second.

I don't see you on the system.

Um, could you try maybe under Daniel
instead of Dan?

Uh, sure.

Uh, nope, nothing here.

That's strange. I've been taking classes
all semester.

So you're saying there's no record of me
whatsoever in your files?

No, I'm not finding you in the system at
all. Maybe it's some sort of glitch on

our end.

Okay, I'll just have to stop by in
person. Thank you. Okay.

He's not getting an MBA.

He's not even enrolled.

Why would he lie about that?

Don't know.

Have you talked to the Health and Health
website about all this?

I just keep getting automated responses.

I did read something that said we could
try arbitration, but he's still

technically within his rights about
eviction.

I'm so sorry about everything.

It's okay.

We both fell for it.

But we're going to get this guy. I
promise.

I need to reach out to Shelly. I have
left her voicemail after voicemail and

text after text, and I have not heard
back from her.

You did say you guys got into a fight.

Maybe she's just really pissed.

Yeah, but now Dan's sounding more and
more like a psycho. I need to get in

with her. I can't say I didn't tell you,
so... Oh, my God!

What?

She blocked my text messages.

Well, at least you know she's still
alive.

We need to get outside help.

We actually get a lot of these
complaints, but I'm afraid they're not

police matter.

How is that even possible?

It's a landlord -tenant issue.

You need to resolve it through the
website.

But we tried and they weren't being
helpful. They said that it was in the

print of the contract and a risk with
long -term rentals.

I'm really sorry. There's just nothing I
can really do here.

What if you commit some kind of crime?

Of course, then you call us, but loud
music isn't a crime.

Okay, well, we think he may have broken
into our house.

Okay. That is a crime.

But you need to catch him.

And that's why people invest in these
home security systems.

What if we think he's been selling
drugs?

Again, without any sort of evidence,
there's really nothing I can do.

Okay. Well, thank you very much for your
help.

What if he never leaves our ADU again?

He's got to.

Eventually.

You know, the website says that you have
to disclose cameras before him. What

we're doing is totally illegal.

I don't care.

I want him out.

Was that his car?

He just pulled away!

What?

All right, answer your phone.

Okay.

Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, coast is still clear.

How does it look in there?

You guys are fairly neat.

I was expecting more of a mess.

All right, just stash it and get out.

How's that?

No, too much of the room is hitting. Can
you try somewhere else?

Yeah.

How's that?

Oh, that's good. Can you go a little
higher?

Higher? Yeah. Let's see. Okay.

Yeah.

He just pulled up.

He just got out of the car. He's walking
towards here.

I need you to slow him down. I gotta
attach this.

Go,

go, go, go!

Hey, what's he doing?

Oh my God, he sees it. How?

There's no way he could have just
noticed it like that.

And he just destroyed a $100 camera.

Can we get this guy for destruction of
property?

Yeah, with the camera that we illegally
placed in his residence?

Oh, no.

What?

What's this? What's this? What's this?
What?

No way!

He filmed you filming him?

This is a nightmare. Can he do this?

No.

But neither can we. We can't go on the
website and say, hey, our tenant

installed a hidden camera and we know
this because we installed our own hidden

camera. I need to talk to Shelly.

She has me blocked everywhere. I don't
know what to do.

Use my phone.

Your number is blocked too. What the
hell is going on?

I'm gonna go poke around.

Be careful.

Scared the hell out of me. I'm sorry.

So, no bloody trail of footprints?

Would you stop?

I'm gonna try something.

Trying her again?

No, I'm trying her mom.

Hello, Mrs. Patterson?

Yes, who's this?

It's Ashley, Kelly's friend.

My goodness, Ashley, it's been forever.

I know. Listen, I've been trying to
reach Shelly for the past few days, and

haven't heard back from her. Have you
seen or heard from her recently?

Yes, I spoke to her yesterday.

She's fine.

Still single, but fine.

Okay, good.

Can you do me a favor? If she called
you, can you tell her to call me back?

Of course, dear.

Okay, thank you so much. Look, I would
love to catch up, but I really do have

run. I just wanted to make sure that
Shelly was okay.

Okay, bye now.

Bye.

So she's alive?

Or freshly killed in a shallow grave.

Hey, I think that Dan is a total jerk,
but I don't think he's a serial killer.

Then where the hell is Shelly?

Maybe her and Dan are in cahoots.

That's ridiculous.

Think about it.

Shelly pointed Dan out to you on the
website.

Her and Dan hit it off at a little
charades party, then they go out on a

date, and she's been real cagey about
their relationship ever since.

So you're saying that they knew each
other from before and she set him up to

move into our place?

Maybe. Why?

I don't know. She's always been kind of
competitive with you. I think she

resented that you found me in college
and settled down.

And now she's the lonely single friend
who can't find a guy.

But she did find a guy. And Dan.

Yeah. So wouldn't she be happy? Yeah,
but maybe she's embarrassed. She thinks

Dan's still in school and living in our
ADU.

Maybe she thought you'd think she could
do better.

So she gets them to move into our ADU
and ruin our life. I know it sounds

but it also kind of makes sense.

Honey, it kind of doesn't.

Can we go?

What are you doing here?

I just spoke to my mom. She said you
were looking for me. Because you blocked

text and my phone calls, I was worried
about you.

No, that's the thing.

Dan blocked him.

What? I handed him my phone for a
minute, and he must have blocked both of

See?

Sorry. Look, this guy's twisted.

I'm done with him.

Why do I have such lousy luck with guys?
Don't beat yourself up, okay? He fooled

all of us.

Don't break it off. What?

Keep the lines of communication open.
Make him think you're still into him. We

can use it to our advantage.

Brandon, that could be dangerous for
her.

I'm not saying she should go and see him
again. Just... just leave him alone.

He's right.

I'll... I'll stay in touch with him
and... keep you posted.

Love you.

Love you too.

I'm sorry I invited him the other night.
I know.

If anyone is apologizing, it should be
me.

Okay? I never could have imagined that
any of this would happen.

It's okay. No one could.

We're going to figure it out together,
right?

I love you.

I love you, too.

Hey there.

How's your breakfast? Oh, it's
delicious.

Last night... Was epic.

Yes, it was.

Look, I gotta run.

Stay at home.

And if anything unusual happens, call
me. Okay?

Okay. You got it. Enjoy breakfast.

When Brandon finds out about this, he's
going to kill you. If you tell Brandon

or anyone, this footage goes straight to
the internet.

From what I hear, those vids are hard to
take down, especially if they're

popular. And something tells me this
one's going to be a fan thing. You are

thick and twisted. I know.

Great work. So you saw what we did
there, right? High energy, have a lot of

So when you teach those classes, just do
the same thing, simple.

Thanks. I'll catch up with you.

Also, listen, there are some particular
muscles I want to work on toning. Okay.

Are you available for personal training?

Yeah, definitely. There's a sign -up
book at the front desk. Oh, well, I was

actually thinking of, like, a private
lesson situation.

Oh, well, honestly,

we're not supposed to take private
clients at the club because it's kind of

we're stealing members, you know. Yeah,
well, I won't tell if you won't.

Excuse me. It's my wife.

Hey. Brandon, I need to talk to you
right now.

Slow down. I can't understand what
you're saying.

I shouldn't have done this. I know I
shouldn't have done this. He was in our

house. How do you know?

Doug was moving around.

What stuff?

I know my own house, Brandon. You have
to trust me. There was, um... There was

what? Nothing.

Nothing. Can you come home right now?

Yeah, after one more session.

His car's not here, so he must be out.

Good. Still, lock all the doors and call
a locksmith right away. I'll be home

soon. Okay. Bye.

Bye.

All righty.

Well, you're all good.

These are for you.

Those are good to go.

Can't make a copy of those.

Legal anyway, so they're all yours.

Okay. Thank you so much. Have a good
day. You too.

I don't like this ash. It's not safe.

I'm fine. I just need to see where she
goes, okay? I think this woman is the

to our case.

We should go to the cops.

No.

Why not?

What are we going to say to them? That
he broke in and moved around our

furniture? They'll think we're crazy.

This woman could be crazy.

She could be. Maybe. Maybe not. But I
need to find out.

Is he taken?

What are you doing here? Who the hell
are you and what is your connection to

Hanson?

My name is Myrna Hanson.

Dan's my son.

Your son?

That's what I just said.

Okay, Mrs.

Hanson. Well, your son has been
misbehaving lately.

Is that right?

Yes. As you know, he lives in the ADU in
our backyard.

He's been hosting loud parties, taking
our packages. We believe he has been

entering our home.

Huh.

Is that right? Well, I guess then that
makes you delusional because my son

never do that.

He's a good boy.

You sure about that?

There's nothing wrong with him at all?
No personal problems at home?

Have a seat.

Sit down.

Okay.

My husband and I had a very bitter,
bitter divorce.

And Dan didn't handle it very well.

I'm sorry.

Are you?

Huh.

So Dan's father, my ex -husband, had a
sordid affair.

Do you have any idea what that's like?

Do you?

Do you have any idea what that does to a
family?

I don't.

Do you know what the worst part of the
affair was?

Okay, you really don't know. I don't
actually care if you want to hear,

I'm going to tell you.

It was the line.

He lied to my face when I confronted
him. Can you forgive infidelity,

don't know. But can you forgive repeated
bald -faced lines to your spouse?

No, never.

I don't really know what else to say,
except that with time comes healing.

Healing.

Do you want to know how I'm going to
heal?

Revenge.

This woman single -handedly destroyed my
life, and I'm going to make it my

mission to destroy hers.

And what does this have to do with us?

You can go now.

He snuck in and he put cameras in my
house.

No. In our bedroom.

No, is there footage?

Oh yeah, there is. But you can't tell
anybody about it because he said he'll

it on the internet if anybody finds out.
You need to call the cops.

That's extortion.

Maybe this is karma coming back to me.

For not being truthful with Brandon.

Hon.

You did what you needed to do to
preserve your marriage.

Don't beat yourself up.

Maybe it's time for me to face it.

Once and for all.

He was in our house?

So what furniture did he move around?

Brandon. I lied. Um, he didn't move
furniture.

It's worse.

What are you talking about? He wasn't in
our house?

He was in our house.

He put a camera in our bedroom and
filmed us last night.

He sent it to me.

Let me see it.

No, I can't show you because he said
that he'll put it on the internet if I

anyone. What is this, some sort of
criminal mastermind? How's he going to

if you show me?

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know anymore.

Show it to me, Ash.

kill this guy?

He hasn't been home all day, so maybe
he's gone.

Let's find out.

Dan,

if you're in there, you better come out.

Come on, Dan.

Just open it.

You gotta be kidding me.

He changed the lock.

When did he do that? I don't know, while
you're out chasing his mom around.

Well, what are we gonna do?

Oh, God, what is that? Oh, it smells
like ten scoffs in here.

Just one.

What do you mean?

Dan's stuff's gone.

We're going to have to fumigate this
place.

At least he's gone.

Right.

Well, it's a lonely shower.

Do I still smell skunky?

Let's check.

No skunk, just body wash.

Smell good?

It smells so good.

How do I smell?

How do you smell?

I love you. I love you.

Ugh.

Hold that thought.

Who is it?

Ben.

What does he want?

It says ask your wife about her job at
Parker Consulting.

How would he know about that?

Um, I did mention it to him when we were
gardening.

Why is he bringing it up now?

Oh, my God.

What? It was him.

What was him? The reason I didn't get
that job. He must have sabotaged me

somehow. How would he do that?

I have no idea.

What else? What's he saying now?

What's he saying, Brandon?

Says, ask your wife about her affair
with Clay Morris.

What's he talking about, Ashley?

I don't know. He's crazy.

Is he?

Ashley, what's he talking about?

You need to say something now.

Honey, it was meaningless and pointless,
and I should have told

you.

Told me what?

That it's true.

I had an affair with Clay and Mara.

Honey, honey, honey, honey, please.

You have to understand, I was so jealous
because you were around those hot girls

all the time. You were working
constantly, and I needed something,

I just felt so unattractive, and you and
I were going through that rough patch,

and Clay was just, he was understanding
and supportive.

I bet he was. No, no, no, I didn't mean
it, honey. It was just one night, okay?

He wanted it to continue, but he said
no, and then it was done.

Ashley, I need you to give me anything.

Tell me he forced himself on you. Tell
me you had no other choice. Just tell me

you didn't want to.

He didn't. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You know, Ashley, I have beautiful women
throwing

themselves at me every day at work.

And I don't make a move.

I know.

Because I love my wife.

He's some sort of idiot.

Brandon!

Brandon!

Well, Ash sure can't lure you back. I
mean, we still haven't found a

for your particular talent.

You're such an idiot.

Left me.

What? What are you talking about? You
told Dan about Claymore?

Of course not.

I would never.

You're lying to me, Chelle. How would he
know?

How would he know, Chelle?

I don't know.

You're lying to me. I swear to God.

Let me come over there.

I'm not going away. Let me in.

Ashley, you are my oldest friend. This
makes it even worse.

I didn't tell Dan about you and Clay
Morris.

You're forming a secrecy. I have never
broken that promise, not to anyone.

How? How did Dan know about it, Shelley?
How did Dan text Brandon? Hey, Ashley.

Ask your wife about her affair with Clay
Morris.

I have no idea how he could have known.

Do you have any idea why I'm having
trouble believing you? Tell me. Because

have always been jealous of me and
Brandon.

You wanted him back in college, and he
chose me, and I'm sorry about that.

But ever since then, you have been
waiting to sabotage my happiness. You

know what I told Dan?

What?

I told him that you and Brandon were
virgins when you met.

That you fell in love in college and you
were each other's first and only. And

that there was something pure and
beautiful about the two of you.

That's what I told Dan.

Well, now he's gone.

I'm going to bed.

You can let yourself out.

Coming. It's 2 o 'clock in the morning.

Open the damn door!

Oh, drinking again?

I gave up everything for you.

Everything. My friends, my family, my
youth! I gave up my youth! I gave you

house, alimony.

What else do you want?

I am not the person that I used to be
because you took... Everything from me.

Everything! And you took away my
dignity.

Oh, that's for sure.

I want closure.

Closure? I want closure!

Go find closure in your bed and sleep it
off.

I will get jumped.

You're telling me?

Because I'm not above calling the cops.
No, I wouldn't touch a hair on your

pretty little head. I wouldn't do it.

It's her you should worry about.

Get out. Sweet dreams. Get out. Bye. Get
out.

Brandon?

Thank you.

And she better not be hurt.

She's alive.

What are you doing here?

Haven't you figured it out by now?

What is my name?

Your name is Myrna Hanson. And what's my
name?

Dan Hanson. Wrong!

Hanson is my mom's maiden name.

My dad's last name is Moritz.

And then Clay Morris.

Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, I knew
that Clay had a wife and a son, but I

didn't... But you didn't care, did you?
You seduced my husband anyway.

No, I... That's not what happened, okay?

How did you guys even find me?

Uh... Dad told me that he bumped into
you and you were renting out your unit,

and I got online. I saw a bunch of...
Dan, stop. Shut up.

She does not need to know everything.
Just go. Stick to the plan. Go.

The plan?

Are we really going to do this?

Yes, we're really going to do this. That
is the plan.

This was your idea.

Are you serious right now?

Are you scared?

No. You are stupid.

You're stupid. No, he's not stupid. He's
not stupid.

He's very, very smart. He had us fooled
for a very long time, didn't you, Dan?

Um, we... I still... How did you get a
key to our front door? Huh?

Do you want anything else?

No, that's it. Thanks.

Cool. I'll be right back.

He's very clever. Your son is very
clever.

What the hell?

Don't do anything.

Take it easy.

You okay?

Let me guess.

Burn it, right?

Look at you.

Smart and handsome.

So why are we sleeping around on him,
huh? Please, please, please, please.

Give me your phone.

Put it on the ground.

Kick it over here.

Whatever you think is going to happen
here isn't going to work.

Brandon, this is Clay Morris' son.

And that's his wife.

Ex -wife.

Ex -wife. I'm sorry.

Did you know about this all along?

No, honey, I didn't know.

Okay, I knew that Clay had a wife and a
son, but I never made this connection.

I promise you, I didn't. I didn't know.
Don't get so stupid.

Mara, tell your son to stop.

Why would I do that?

That's why we're here.

I know what you're feeling.

Oh, do you?

I know what it feels like to be
betrayed.

There's no worse feeling.

Honey, he meant nothing to me. I swear
to you, okay? He tempted me in a moment

of weakness, but he never meant anything
to me. I know. That is not true. She

has lied. She has lied to your face.

Because you seduced my husband to try to
further her career. Yeah, that's what

happened. That is not what happened.

Kill her.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Kill her.

Now. Stick to the plan. Stick to the
plan.

This is your plan, Mom.

Fine. I'll do it myself.

Okay,

we need to check on Shelly. Are you
okay?

Shelly, are you okay?

Mom, no, no, no. Tell me everything,
please, Mom.

Mom, it's okay. Everything is okay.

Everything's fine.

Everything's fine.

I think she's okay.

Brandon, I'm so sorry. This was all my
fault.

This was all my fault. I'm so sorry.
Will you ever forgive me?

I don't know.

Oh, come on, Mom. You're okay. No, no.

Dan, is she okay?

Mom!

I think she's dead. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

come on. You're okay.

No. No.

There we go.

Okay. Why do I need a blindfold, honey?
I have eyelids. I don't want any

peeking, okay?

Okay. I'm not thick.

Watch your step.

Okay, steady, steady, steady. Right
there, okay?

You ready?

I think so.

Three, two, one.

Ta -da!

Brandon, it's beautiful!

We can work out together.

I love it.

Shall we?