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Wake up, it's a beautiful morning,
something

is happening here.

Slide on over to my side, it's colder

without you here.

Yeah, well let's fall, yeah, anything
you take calling.

Saying I'm gonna show you now, yeah,
what you've been missing.

It's a beautiful moment, knowing I'm
falling into

you.

Move a little bit slower, make your way
closer, like

you do.

Such a beautiful moment when I'm with
you.

So, your name is? Kate Lachlan. It says
Lachlan here.

Like Loughborough?

It's pronounced Loughlin. Hmm.

You know what we want, right?

When you're ready, then, let's see your
best smile.

Not bad.

Make it a little bigger.

Oh, no. Too much.

Less gums, more teeth, dear. Okay.

Pout out your lips like Angelina.

Oh, you look like a fish.

Narrow them, like Gwynedd.

Lose the bottom teeth.

Wider. Wider. Out to the side.

Let's see the teeth.

Hold that.

Is that a smile that would sell
toothpaste?

What do you think, Miss Loughlin?

Is that good enough?

I think you've some fucking nerve,
that's what I think.

Excuse me? To sit there with your
pathetic attempt at a George Clooney

and your cheap, shiny suit.

I've had enough belittling, degrading
and humiliating myself for assholes like

you. Why don't you take your bloody
toothpaste commercial and I'm shoving up

your fucking arse!

Miss Loughlin?

You're right, you do deserve an answer.

But it's not going to be the one you
want.

There has to be no... Wonderful.

A mate.

Miles.

I hadn't finished.

Yet, yet.

I'd like you to do it again, but this
time take your top off.

Excuse me?

Top, top.

The scene will be filmed in the nude.

We need to get an idea of your... your
form.

Yes. I just don't think I'd be
comfortable here. I mean, on a film

thing, but in an audition scenario...
Are you going to be difficult?

No, I just... All right, then. I won't
record it. I'll just take your picture.

No. Okay, no camera.

Just show me. No. Please.

No. Shame.

Hello, Martina Mullins here for the
audition.

Oh, we're not finished.

Actually, I think we are.

Miss Lou!

You've reached the offices of Jeremy
Warner and Howard Millington.

Leave a message.

Hi, Jeremy. It's Kate again.

The 11 o 'clock didn't go so well, so
I'm just on my way to the Prince of

meeting now.

Maybe call me when you get it?

Okay, see you later. Bye.

What the fuck

is that?

It's latte.

What, made with goat's piss?

Soya. Fucking what?

You have lactose intolerance.

Circles on the dial.

Bad temper.

Violent outbursts.

My mother has seen.

No milk for you.

I've been living in L .A.

for the past six years, and I've had it
up to my tits with latte, mochaccinos,

frappe, whatever the fucks.

My first day back in England, I want a
proper fucking cup of builder's tea. You

got that?

What did you just say?

I'll get tea.

Hello, darling.

Vincent.

Sweetie.

How are you?

What's her problem?

Oh, Lydia.

She's amazing, isn't she? No, I don't
like her. Doesn't she know who I am?

I don't have to put up with some Polish
chick barking at me like a dog. She's

Lithuanian. Whatever.

Get rid of her. Get someone less...
tall.

I'll let you choose my staff when you've
won your first Oscar.

Now, are you all set?

For another day of casting your eye over
beautiful women?

Oh, right, yeah. Beautiful, vacuous
women all telling me how great I am in a

blatantly transparent attempt to get a
job. Woo -hoo!

I'm so lucky.

Vincent, you've got such a hard life.

Hello.

Hey, um, English?

So I hear you got the gig.

The graduation film.

There's going to be two.

I got one.

Well, I can't say I'm surprised. I mean,
your silent film was by far the best of

the lot.

Yeah?

Yeah. I mean, the way you juxtaposed
those images of the dog and the balloon

the old man, and then your use of black
and white and back to colour and back

again, it was just sublime.

I didn't think anyone would pick up on
that.

So you got any ideas for the script?

Don't know.

I mean, I think the whole script thing
is a bit tired, you know?

Like, we don't have a script for life.
Things happen, and you just respond.

There's no predetermination involved.

So why not mirror that with art?

No script.

So we make, like, a documentary?

Yeah. No, well...

You use actors and you control the
series of events. The detail is... We.

Well, you're going to need somebody to
film it for you, right?

I have been raised in the knowledge that
I am destined for great things.

I have been raised in the knowledge that
I am destined for great things.

I have been raised in the knowledge that
I am destined for great things. But

no...

Oh,

sorry.

The form asked for most relevant
experience in film and television, but

asked for a current resume, which I have
here. So I was wondering is there

really any point in me filling this
section in since my CV has all my

credits, so it's kind of redundant
duplicating the same information.

I'll just fill in the form.

God, I'm so nervous I just puked my face
off.

Get the f - Fuck away from me, you
freak.

Next.

You know what? She's probably just as
nervous as you. You know how it goes.

Here.

Audition survival kit.

I'm not really an actress.

Just a massive fan of the books, so I
couldn't resist trying out.

Have you read them?

Not the books, but the script.

Not a very faithful adaptation, I'd say.

They missed out on a lot of important
events. Like, they only just skipped

the entire Caracathenian Wars.

Caracamenian Wars?

Caracathenian Wars.

Massive part of the trilogy.

They're going to get so burned if they
leave it out.

You should say something.

I couldn't.

I just want to get in and out and post
on my blog that I've done it.

Which part are you hoping to play?

Oh, I'm reading for Princess Grace.

Oh, you'd be perfect for her.

I'd love to play one of the sisterhood
of nine.

But to be honest, I'd be happy playing a
wench in the castle.

No.

I'm not fucking around here, Chuck.

This is a $150 million movie.

Not 140, not 130.

It's $150 million American dollars.

Would you want to make period fucking
dramas? People eating tea and cake in

drawing rooms?

What do you want to make?

Remains of the Day. Do you want to make
Remains of the Day? Because I'm thinking

more along the lines of Lord of the
Fucking Rings myself.

I'm thinking 18 Oscars.

17.

Do you know how many Oscars Remains of
the Day won, Chuck?

No? None.

That's how many. So why don't you think
about that when you're polishing your

acceptance speech and deciding whether
or not to pull the rug from underneath

one of your multiple Oscar -winning
feature film productions?

Wanker!

I'm so sorry about that.

Vincent, this is Kate Loughlin.

Nice to meet you, love. So why don't you
grab us a cup of tea, send in the next

meat poppet, and we'll get this shit
wrapped up.

The next warm prop.

The next actress, love.

Vincent, Kate is reading for Princess
Grace.

You're an actress.

How do you know so much about film?

It doesn't matter. So, sit.

So, you've read the script?

Yeah, it's wonderful.

It's epic, romantic.

Sweet being, it's majestic.

Jesus, Deb, do these guys compare notes
before they come in here? Love, if I

wanted my arse licked, I'd give Charlie
Sheen a call.

Actually, there was one thing.

I was wondering why you decided to omit
the entire Caracthenian Wars.

That's exactly what I said.

Do you want to know why they skipped
over the most important battle, the

set piece in the entire fucking trilogy?

Money. Tie -fitted bastard squibbling
over a pick in ten million dollars.

Penny pinchers.

Are you sure you're just an actress?

Last I checked.

How'd it go?

Really good.

I said it about the whole Caractinian
Wars. You never know, it might find its

way back in.

This is so going on my blog!

Next.

It's better to look in there.

Are you sure she'd want to be in a
student short film?

It's going to be more than just a
student short film.

I mean, she's an artist. She'll see
that.

She's my sister's best friend.

Kate!

Hey! How are you?

Oh, very French.

Yeah!

Joanne. Nice to meet you. Sorry this is
so rushed. I've just got a non -stop day

today. So go, go, go, huh?

Exactly. I've got ten minutes for
meeting with Dahi, then I have to rush

another casting.

And your ten minutes starts now.

Wow, okay.

So, tell me.

Huh? Pitch it to me. What's it all
about?

Right.

Essentially, it's an existential
exploration of the cause and effect of

waking world on the dream world.

And vice versa.

It's an expressionistic foray into our
darkest fears and our deepest desires.

A non -structuralist, totalitarian
glimpse into the mind of a woman who's

grips of a society hell -bent on shaping
her in its own consumerist, conformist

image. Right.

Deborah Whitten is our tutor.

Deborah Whitten, the... The Carson
director, yes.

OK, so...

Have you got a script for me?

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Dahi. Dahi.

She said she'd think about it. Yeah, you
know what that's code for?

I just made a complete tit of myself.

So what if she doesn't do it? There are
thousands of actresses out there.

About six years ago, I was dragged to
see a play that my sister was in.

Kate was in it, too.

I'd never been to the theatre before. I
had no interest in it.

But something about Kate, about her
performance, it changed me.

It took me outside myself.

I'd never seen anything like it before,
or since.

She's kind of the reason I want to
become a director.

So why don't you say that to her, then?

Why all this expressionism,
totalitarianism, existentialism

Do you think she'll do it?

Maybe.

My dad always said, act as if.

Act as if she will and she's more likely
to do it.

So assuming she will, what's our next
move?

Location.

Just give me two seconds, darling.

Two seconds.

Well, beautiful.

You at home, darling?

No, I'm at some shitty casting all day
for some ghastly fragrance.

Oh, cool. Yeah, putting up with
desperate skinny bitches all day.

Any of them bitches caught you lying?

No, no.

Oh? Sienna's already got the job.

They're just looking for a backup in
case she throws a tantrum or gets greedy

whatever. Anyway, better go.

Some of these girls look like they might
faint.

Unless we give them some millet.

Or heroin.

Or whatever it is they eat these days.
Okay, sweetie.

Okay, bye -bye. Love you.

I love you too. Bye.

Okay.

Who's next?

Look, whatever she says, don't be
offended, okay?

I thought you were dead.

Lovely to see you. Hello.

This is Joanne.

Oh, Jesus, she's a looker. Call me Mary,
love.

Hi, Mary. Nice to meet you. You're
English.

Morning, Brad.

Isn't that lovely?

You're not riding her, are you?

For fuck's sake.

No. You mind your fucking language.

Now, come on in.

So, what sort of a film is this?

It's our graduation short.

It's not a porno, is it?

Don't any riding going on in here?

There's no riding in it. No riding?

Must be Irish porn, what?

You do know that Irish men are terrible
lovers. God love them. Like my Francie

died grandad.

Lovely man, but fucking useless in the
sack.

He's dead now, God rest him.

Complications due to injuries he
suffered in the war.

The war? But wasn't that in like the
1940s?

Not that war, love.

The 800 year war against British
occupation in Ireland.

That fucking war.

That's Francie giving Dahi a bath in the
sink.

Did you look at the little willy on him?

No, no.

I'm just saying, not to be proud of.

I think you look cute.

I knew this was a bad idea.

But we need the location.

It would be perfect.

I think you're going to have to take one
for the team, little Willie.

It was humiliating, Jeremy.

Of course it was humiliating. It's a
fucking casting.

That campaign could have brought in shed
loads for us.

These bloody hair plugs don't come
cheap, you know.

I'm sorry.

Stop fussing with your cuddling.

Sorry.

At least the other audition went well,
right? Yeah, it did. I think I really

made an impression there.

Right. Well, let's hope you make it past
the recalls this time.

You're getting a reputation as something
of a callback queen, constantly

shortlisted but never quite getting past
the final hurdle. It might be time to

change your approach.

Start playing the game a bit more.

Do you know what? I did get an offer
today, though. A graduation film a

of mine from home is directing it.

Any money?

No, no money, but the piece has got a
lot of depth to it and I can really

to the subject matter.

To be honest, as long as it doesn't
interfere with paid jobs, I don't really

give a fuck what you do in your own
time.

Not that it's been an issue of late.

So go on, what's it about?

Uh, it's an existential exploration of a
woman's dream of a totalitarian state.

And you can relate to that?

Okay, Deborah Whitten's involved?

The Deborah Whitten?

Yeah. Wow, interesting.

Maybe she could put you on to this young
chap who's doing the feature.

What is it, Catalano?

Vincent. Right.

If she could hook you up, then you
could, um, offer him a carrot?

A carous? You know, sex.

Everyone's at it.

Marilyn herself said, I fucked my way to
the middle and worked my way to the

top.

Lisa Young, you saw the dinosaur. Some
of my clients have had to fuck.

I have sacrificed my life for this
throne.

Never to have children, never to know
the love of another.

Oh, hiya, Jill.

Vincent? Yeah, could you get Horatio on
the line for me, please? I want to talk

about putting the Caracthenian Wars back
in the script.

I'll have to call yourself.

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks. Bye, Vincent.

You are not.

Yes, my people love me.

But they love an idea they do not know
the person behind the crown.

No script.

It's basically a visual poem.

With no script.

Mike Lee does it all the time.

Look, Guido, you're the best editor in
our year.

I don't think anybody else could help me
pull this off.

We need you, man.

I will be honest.

I don't understand the idea.

I'm afraid of the idea. The idea...

intimidate me.

For this reason, I will do it.

Cool.

So, Nick, how about you? We need
somebody big and strong to look after

Let's just make one thing clear.

I'm not just perfect physical specimen.

I have brain as well as body.

In my country, I study chemical
engineering.

In the war...

and make biological weapons.

Very difficult.

I will watch you. I will learn from you.

One day I will become gifted filmmaker
like you.

Grace. Penissimo.

I get the drinks.

So now we celebrate?

Yeah. You want some drugs?

It was all so sleazy. I mean, when did
my agent turn into a pimp? Now, if I do

the short, I'll feel like I'm caving in
to his suggestion and I'm only doing it

to get in with Debra Whitten. I mean,
he'll see that as a license and start

offering me random insane things from a
creepy showbiz pal.

Uh -huh.

I guess I've no choice. I have to just
be polite and let Dottie down easy.

I mean, being honest, I've done enough
studentship for two or three careers.

What do you mean, hmm?

You're supposed to say, no, honey,
everything you've done is great.

No, honey, everything you've done is
great. Sorry, babe, I'm playing online

Darren.

Jeremy called me the callback queen
today.

As much as I hate it, the cheesy
bastard's right. I mean, I can't seem to

gig lately.

Oh, no.

What's wrong with me?

Maybe it's this fringe.

Yeah.

Pete!

What? I'm trying to have a conversation
with you. Yeah, well, I was already busy

with Darren before you even got here,
so...

This is important.

I'm going through a stressful time.

Yeah, well, so is Darren.

You know what, Tom?

Oh, come on, babe.

No, sorry, I'm on the phone having a
conversation.

Uh, Pickle?

Well,

I don't know what her problem is.

You have the dubious honour of being the
only Irish man I've ever met who can't

hold his drink.

Hello? Kate?

Hey. I hope I'm not interrupting
anything.

No, no.

Before you say anything, Kate, I just
want to say something.

Okay. When I saw you in that play in
Andrews Lane, like, years ago, you did

something to me.

Right. You touched me, I'm saying. Like,
you touched me in a special place.

Ah.

What I'm trying to say is... What I'm
trying to say is... I respect you. you

an actress.

I respect you as an actress.

And I would be honored.

If you would be in my film. If you'd be
in my film.

Well, in that case, I would be honored
to be involved.

You would?

Well, thank you so much. Thank you.

Thanks.

Legends.

I think we should go and rally up the
troops.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Horatio.

Well, do you want to do this or not? Of
course I do. Well, so do I. So what the

fuck are we arguing about then? I don't
know.

Look, we've got to meet up on this. I
hate talking on these poxy phones. Look,

get your girl to call my girl and
we'll... Yeah.

Everything okay?

Cabin fever.

Followed to this place every time. It
feels like Groundhog Day.

Well, darling, I'm going to have to love
you and leave you.

Oh, you are joking, Deb. You can't go.
Who am I going to talk to?

Of course I'm teaching and making their
end -of -year short film.

So I've got to be there to give them a
few pearls of wisdom before they embark.

That's funny.

Big girls in one of the films.

Kate Loughlin.

Irish girl.

Where's his course?

That's it?

Yeah. It looks like rocket launcher.

Look, let's just keep our reservations
about the equipment to ourselves, okay?

We have reservations about the
equipment?

No.

No, it's just not reservations.

Just being perfectionist, that's all.

But Kate, this is the guide. Guide, this
is Kate.

You are a very attractive actress.

Thanks. I'm looking forward to getting
stuck in and meeting everybody else.

Deborah should be here soon.

No? Cool.

Darling, well, have I got a surprise for
you.

This, as I'm sure you all know, is
Vincent Catalano.

Right. Well, Vincent has agreed to give
you a bit of advice before you set off

to make your magnum.

Cheers,

Debs. Well, I can tell you lots of
stories about where I've fucked off in

past. However...

There is one bit of advice I always give
to young filmmakers, and they don't

teach you this at college.

Never work with children or actors.

Sorry. No offence.

Well, let's go and have a look at our
equipment, and then you can all start

planning your shoot.

Jeremy, what have you done?

Keep it professional.

Hi. Kate, is it?

Mm -hmm. I'm so sorry about that actor
joke.

I only started to break the ice. You
know, some of these young filmmakers get

bit starstruck.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Copy? No, thanks. I've edited my quotes.

Um, you know, I'm not saying that all
actors are difficult, but I have had to

work my fair share of demons, you know.

Maybe.

You're just hiring the wrong actors.

Right, now pay attention, guys.

It's the sound.

Got that?

I really liked what you said the other
day about the Prince of Chaos script.

You did?

Yeah, really good.

Thanks. And I was wondering if you fancy
getting a drink later on and you can

tell me if you've got any more ideas.

You know what? I really prefer to keep
professional and personal separate,

That's right.

And here, very important, the on -off
button.

So you're doing this as a favour, then?

Pretty much, yeah.

Dahi's sister is my oldest friend from
home, so... And you've got lots of

buttons here, which mean absolutely
nothing.

Plus, I like to give a little back
sometimes, you know, to people on the

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Like we all didn't
get where we are on our own, right?

Exactly. Yeah, well, I think, if you're
honest, we've all benefited from a

little bit of help and advice along the
way, haven't we? I like that. Give a

little back.

It's nice. Now, make me something
special.

Is that all understood?

A friend of mine once told me.

He said this industry is like a tree
full of monkeys.

You've got the tree. That's the top.

And the monkeys at the top looking down.

All they get to ever see is all these
admiring faces looking up at them in

And you get the little monkeys at the
bottom.

And when they look up, all they get to
see is a bunch of arseholes.

Yeah, that's very true.

Right.

My job done for today, at least.

Kate, thank you so much for taking part.

It means a lot. It's my pleasure,
honestly, Deborah.

Well, shall we get started?

Yeah.

Kate got me thinking, you know, I might
pop in on the guys every now and again,

you know, make sure they're all right.

Give a little back.

That's all right?

Yeah, sure, I'm sure that's fine. Great.

Right, shall we pack on with the script,
then?

The script.

Seriously, who the fuck does he think he
is? The script is the soul of the film.

Open it.

Jumped -up commercials director.

He's a traditionalist. He's a fucking
big -headed wanker, that's what he is.

Maybe he's right.

I mean, what the fuck do I know, huh?

Sorry, it's an Irish thing.

Self -deprecation is beaten into it from
a young age.

Get it from your gran, do you?

Amongst other things.

Yeah, like your hatred of the English.

I don't hate the English.

Well, I don't see why you should. We do
share a monarch.

We do what?

We have the same queen, right?

No, we fucking don't. But I've seen the
queen on Irish money.

Yeah, Northern Irish money, maybe. I'm
from the Republic.

You know, the South, the bigger bit.

Oh, the bit we gave you back?

The bit that we fucking took back.

I knew it.

Nice boy on the outside, but scratch the
surface and there's a raging militant

nationalist underneath.

Yeah, well, at least I don't bow and
scrape to a family of inbreds just

they were born.

Fenian.

Monarchist.

Herit. Come on, you dirty Irish bastard.

Hey, easy on the... What the fuck do I
have?

Ride me, you filthy terrorist fucker.

Babe?

Pete?

Pickle, gone to cheer up Darren, miss
you.

Obviously not that much.

Well, monkey, are we at the top of the
tree looking down or the bottom looking

up?

Look.

I left the central heating on.

Oh, poor baby.

You okay?

Uh -huh.

It's going to freak you out a bit.

It's just a bit of role play. It's fun.

You'll get used to it.

Rise and shine, sweetheart.

We've got a leading man to find.

So like the captain calls that there's
no script, I'm just going to get you to

ad -lib the scenario and Kate here is
going to work with you. What do you mean

there's no script?

It's like an improv audition.

Bollocks. There's always a script.

Not this time.

We're trying something different.

Bunch of fucking amateurs.

Don't call me.

Is there something wrong?

Did you read the brief?

It said Paul Athletic leading man type.

Yeah.

Hello. This looks a bit more promising.

Definitely.

Okay. Whenever you're ready.

So, can I... get you a...

drink?

Oh, sure.

Two... beer.

Please.

Everything alright?

Have you got something underneath the t
-shirt?

Oh, it's just a bit of padding.

I didn't want to look too thin on camera
there. The casting booth said athletic.

You have neck like chicken.

And you look like a fucking idiot.

Um, you've got a bit of... Wait, is that
scalp dye?

My agent uses that.

All right, guys, I'm not interrupting
anything, all right? So take a break,

okay? Everybody take a fucking break.

This is the last one.

How you doing?

I'm good, thanks. Yeah.

You relaxed?

Yeah.

I had a couple of pints before I came
in.

Helps to loosen me up a bit, you know?

Alfred did 37 press -ups.

Okay. Sorry about that, Jerry.

You know what we're looking for, right?

Yeah, can I just say I like to keep
things a bit loose in an improv.

It might be a bit dangerous, a little
bit unconventional, but I've never been

one to shy away from the darker
impulses. You know what I'm saying?

Cool.

In your own time?

Okay, one sec.

I was just sitting at the other end of
the bar, sipping on my whiskey, when I

looked up from the bottom of my glass.

You know what I saw?

I saw a woman, desperately in need of a
good fuck.

I don't know what kind of woman you are.
Oh, don't give me that.

You're just like all the others.

Oh, innocence and light on the outside,
when all you really want...

He's a great big cock.

Jesus Christ.

You touch her again and I'll fucking
kill you. And then we take him outside

skin him like pig.

You all right, Kate?

Yeah, I'm fine, fine.

He's definitely the last.

At least he was a good actor, though.

No.

Great.

No leading man.

Oh, a little bit of excitement.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Thank you.

That's all right.

Can I borrow you for a couple of hours
tomorrow?

Strictly professional.

Honest.

I'd better be.

He wants me to go over to his place and
read with another actor. It seems a bit

suspicious. I wonder, will Deborah be
there?

Uh -huh. I mean, it could be a good
thing, though. He thinks I'm good enough

test another actor against. That's got
to be good, right? Oh, yeah.

Unless they're just using me as a
glorified assistant.

He did think I was Deborah's assistant
the first time I met him.

Oh, sorry, Dave.

It's a message from Darren.

What? Look, it's a long cat.

Sorry, babe.

I think I'll just go over there, take
the temperature of the room, and take it

from there.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right,

so if there's even a hint of
familiarity, you're out of there.

Professional, sober, serious.

Hey, you made it. Come in. You're going
to have to help me out, though. Debsie's

trying to work her way through my entire
wine collection.

OK.

Debs, take 10.

Debsie! Hi.

How are you?

Care to join me for a tip? Oh, no,
thanks. I never drink when I'm working.

Oh, good for you, lovey.

Self -discipline.

Lacking in so many young actresses
nowadays.

Of course.

I haven't got a jot of the stuff myself.

What wonderful toilet.

Here you have.

What vision of love, Leonard, did this
creature have?

Sarah, this is Kate. Kate. Sarah. I'm
delighted.

Such beauty.

Kate will be reading for Princess Grace.

Ah, my troublesome niece.

Caught up in a terrible scandal with
that young vagabond from neighbouring

Caracasinia. Exactly. So, this scene is
where Princess Grace confronts her uncle

about the dodgy dealings. Right.

He's got a wonderful eye, hasn't he?

Lovely.

Ben.

So, if you guys are happy, do you want
to give it a whirl?

Sure.

Wonderful.

Don't worry about Terence. You just do
your thing. Let him do his.

He's not exactly what I imagined Lord
Crowell to be, though.

Just be ready and follow his lead.

Right, Debs, you ready?

Guys?

My lord, your emissaries have delivered
an ultimatum to the prince of Caraxenia

in my name.

I demand to know the meaning of this.
Silence!

Insolent child!

For months now, my spies have observed
your subversive activities, reported to

me your seditious plotting.

Were your parents alive, they would be
disgusted by your feeble, childish

attempts to drive our great kingdom to
ruin. How dare you!

Speak to me in such a manner. I am queen
in waiting of this land. You are a

foolish child.

I seek peace for our kingdom.

For too long you have brought our great
land to the brink of destruction by

fostering hatred between our people and
the people of Carithenia.

No more. You have defied me.

For the last time.

Guards! Take her away!

You cannot do this.

You know the people won't stand for it.
The people will do as I tell them.

Lock her in chains.

This is the moment, uncle.

The moment you will remember and regret.

Oh, my darling.

Oh, you are breaking my heart.

All right, start again.

From the top.

Thanks for the lift. Oh, that's all
right. It's my pleasure.

So do you want to come in for a while
and say hello?

Um, no, I think I'll give it a miss.

Um, I don't suppose you're free this
evening, are you?

Maybe. Well, I've got this little
business dinner set up and I'd really

to be there. And there's someone I'd
really like you to meet.

Keith. There you are.

Vincent. So I'll, uh, I'll catch you
later then, yeah?

Later, alligator.

What?

I haven't heard that for ages.

Aw, it's really cute.

We've had a breakthrough.

Oh? Well, we were talking about the
problem we have trying to find a leading

man. And we thought, why not think
outside the box a bit?

Okay. Well, the whole film is about a
woman trying to break free of

So why be conventional?

Why have a leading man?

Why not have two romantically involved
leading ladies?

You mean lesbians?

It's genius.

And I've got a friend coming in later
on. She's just perfect. You're going to

love her.

This should be interesting.

Hey, Vincent.

Do you mind if I ask you a little bit of
advice?

Oh, sure.

What, are you having trouble with the
film? I told you you needed a script.

it's not that.

You've got a bit of experience with
women, right?

Sure, yeah.

You ever been with a woman who scares
the shit out of you?

Well, what are we talking about here?

Role play.

Let me guess.

She's starting to intimidate you and you
want to take back a bit of control.

Only one way to crack that knot, mate.

You've got to escalate.

Escalate? Yeah, raise the stakes.

You've got to grab the ball by the horn
and run with it. You've got to take this

to a whole new level.

Right. Surprise her.

Do something unexpected.

You know, show you can be creative.

Cool.

Hey!

You all right, darling?

I've got feelings for you.

Thank you so much. Guys, this is Lucy,
our love interest.

You're a very attractive actress.

Kate, this is Lucy, your object of
desire.

You don't mind to kiss another girl,
huh?

Nothing new to me, darling. I study at
Central.

Same -sex experimentation is practically
an entry requirement.

Oh my God, you're Vincent Catalano.

Guilty. Oh, I fucking love your movies,
mate.

They're like totally epic, innit?

Innit.

You're getting them lips ready for me.

God, that's been some Catalano's a bit
of all right, isn't it?

I guess, if you like that sort of thing.

What, too dark handsome and built like a
brick shithouse?

His bicep's bigger than my head.

You should take a run at him.

I can't. I have a boyfriend.

Don't we all, darling?

I've never used my body in that way
anyway.

Suit yourself.

Though if you're not interested, I might
have a poppet in myself.

See ya.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's me. It's me.

For fuck's sake, Dahi. Of course it's
you.

Stop ruining it. We're going back into
the bathroom. Come back in here and you

do it properly next time, okay?

Shut the fuck up!

Bitch. Come on.

Don't stop.

I'm going to make you pay for everything
you've done to my country.

Good. Good. Make me pay.

This is for the potato famine.

And this is for keeping Northern
Ireland.

And this is for 800 years of oppression.

It's Annie Hall, isn't it?

A little Carrie Bradshaw?

Tea Daisy juice?

I'm not bad.

I'm just drawn that way.

Not really the impression we're trying
to make tonight, eh, monkey?

Mm -mm.

Yes, definitely this one.

Hi.

Wow. Come in.

Oh, we're eating here?

Yep. I'm a bit of a whiz in the kitchen.

I didn't know what colour you liked, so
I opened both. Oh, um... Ah, shit.

You're a rose drinker. No, actually,
Vincent, there's something I think I

to tell you.

Oh, long's that thought. Here's the man
of the hour.

This is Kate.

This is Horatio King, the author of the
Prince of Chaos novel. Well, isn't she

the prettiest little thing?

Hi. And she got the party started with
Alice. I like her already.

Oh, no, actually, I think I'll stick
with Washer.

She's funny, too. You were right about
this one, Vinnie.

Come on, let's eat.

I'm so hungry I could eat a small child.

So...

Young Vinnie here tells me not only are
you in the running to play Princess

Grace, you've also had a few ideas about
how we can improve my film.

My film, your books. My film.

Samantha.

Well?

Oh, not improve, really. Just a couple
of tosses, all.

Such as?

Okay, well, the way the screenplay
currently ends, it finishes with victory

the Battle of Randar. Right. And it's a
great finish. Loads of action and drama.

Just...

There's this really lovely moment at the
end of book one where Princess Grace

names Cal the Prince of Chaos. And I
think that's the perfect scene to end

first film with.

Damn, son.

You were right about her.

I'll agree to that.

Oh, no, I shouldn't.

Now, you listen, young lady.

Something you may not know about
Princess Grace is that she knows when to

regal, when to be dignified, and when to
let her hair down.

I couldn't find a spoon.

You're living in a fantasy world.

The thing is, there's so many actors on
the ladder that you've got to do

something really different to stand out.

You've heard of Robert, haven't you?

Of course.

He's a meaty fucker. Well, he used to
say that the tough is in the choices.

Right. And I think that the best actors,
the ones that have really made a name

for themselves, they're the ones that
make the bravest choices.

Brave choices?

Yeah, something like totally unexpected.

Yeah. Like Harvey Keitel in Abel
Ferrer's Bad Lieutenant.

And there's a scene where he has to show
his character's descent into depravity.

And do you know what he done?

He played the whole scene, full frontal,
stark bollock naked, letting it all

hang out.

Naked? Forgive the pun, but that takes a
big old set of balls to do that.

You do not like this girl.

No, she's fine.

It's just... Like, have you ever been at
the gym when a flashy, more muscular

guy came in and started throwing his
weight around?

No. Well, can you imagine if that did
happen?

I would not like it.

Well... I take care of it.

What? Wait, no!

Morning, Faith.

Hi. What, the cellar has a guy's stuff?

That's about to work out of us, isn't
it?

You talk like Turkey.

Like a turkey.

Gobbily, gobbily, gobbily, gobbily.

Gobbily, gobbily, gobbily, gobbily,
gobbily, gobbily.

Hello, darling.

Hello.

My name is Guido.

Guido.

Guido.

What the fuck name was that? Italian.

Ah, bonjour.

Guido. This is Nick.

He's from Eastern Europe.

Hello, Nick.

Hello.

He's fucking gorgeous.

You might remember Kate. She needs a
break. I'm home.

Mrs. Carroll.

Long time no see.

Well,

isn't she the most gorgeous Irish
colleague?

Joanne, you've met. This is Vincent and
Lucy.

Mrs. H.

Would you like a cup of tea?

Oh, yeah. Have you got Barry?

I'm over there. Of course you do.

The thing is, I want you right here.

Right now.

Boom. Cut.

Sorry, my bad.

Okay, let's reset.

Back to first position.

Settle everyone.

Roll sound and turn over.

Speed.

Brave choices.

Brave choices.

Mark it. Shot fixed.

Take 12.

Settle.

Clear frame.

And action.

The truth is... I love you.

Without you, I am nothing.

You hold my life in your hand.

Before you...

I'm naked.

Do you feel it?

Yeah.

I feel it.

Cut. Cut.

Interesting. Thanks.

How was that for camera? Well, I got a
few spikes from Kate into the lens, but

otherwise it's good for me. Oh, yeah,
sorry about that. I didn't really know

what was going on.

Kate, maybe try to focus more on Lucy.

It's a sexual awakening, you know, the
culmination of years of pent -up

tensions. Try to make it more about her.

Yeah, sure, of course. Sorry.

Lucy, let's try a take where you keep
your clothes on.

Whatever.

I fucking knew it.

It's a porno.

Bane.

What? What's the matter?

Nothing.

Well, I think it means hard to be a
little bit pissed off considering my

girlfriend's been stuck in the face of
another woman for the whole day.

OK, one, I have not been sucking the
face off anyone for the whole day

that scene took a couple of hours tops.
And two, it's my job.

Job?

What's that supposed to mean?

Listen, babe, I was talking to Darren
and he said that in relationships, when

one person contributes 100 % of the
income... Darren. ..the other non

-contributing partner can develop a
sense of worthlessness and sink into

depression. Darren said this?

Yeah, he's worried about you.

And so am I.

Listen, babe, I think you maybe should
find those promotional agencies you

worked for.

Babe, you know I hate that work. It's so
destroying.

Look, if I get this Prince of Chaos gig,
we'll never have to worry about money

ever again.

And in the meantime, don't you think you
at least owe it to yourself to feel

like you're contributing little?

Hmm?

I'm just thinking of you, babe.

I... Hey, so, did you get my message
about... Today?

Oh, that you have to leave after lunch?

Yeah, that's cool.

Okay, phew.

It's just, I can't be late for this
meeting. It's a really important one.

okay. You'll still be at the wrap party
later on, though, yeah? Yeah,

definitely. Can't wait.

Um, so what's the deal here?

Okay, well, I found this location when I
was out for a walk one time. It is

incredible. I mean, I've seen nothing
like it before in film. It's going to be

really unique.

Wow, sounds amazing.

Fuck.

Who are they?

We have to get out of here.

Hey!

It's the B team.

Shit. Well, well.

Come to our location to mop up our
sloppy seconds, have you?

Oh, look, it's the Zoolander Brigade.

That's rich.

Coming from a team of immigrants and
women.

There's only one woman on this team,
Shorty, and she'll kick your fucking

in.

What's this?

It is other team from our class.

Gays.

Here, give me that.

Wait a minute.

Do you smell that?

Is that fish?

No, wait.

It's Mangina.

What's this, Mangina?

Oh, you should know.

You French faggot. I'm not French.

But you are a faggot.

Peter.

Hiya, boss.

Right, when shall I get set up?

Oh, my God.

That's Vincent fucking Catalano. How you
doing, guys? Nice to meet you.

What, your friend has died?

Yeah, yeah, we're on the same page. A
good friend of mine, Deborah Whitton,

tells me about this young director she's
working with. Said I should keep an eye

on him.

Tell you what, I've learnt so much just
watching this guy work, it's kind of

humbling.

You don't know how lucky you are,
getting to work with him every day.

So, you're nearly done?

Yeah. Great, right, so me and Joanne are
going to get set up over there, yeah,

boss?

Great, yeah.

Good luck.

Cheers, Vincent.

So, all with the mangina now, eh?

Peter, what are you doing here? I
thought I'd bring you lunch for your

back at work.

You didn't have to do that. That's not a
problem.

I thought you'd live too.

You know what? If I didn't know better,
I think you didn't actually trust me to

go.

Is that her?

Who?

The girl you've been cheating on me
with.

Peter, we've been through this.

I'm just kidding, babe.

Who's that with cake?

Boyfriend.

You'll be much happier back in the real
world of making money, babe.

I do think you're making the right
decision.

Stop perving. What? Can't I watch my
girlfriend getting changed?

I haven't seen it all before, you know.

Do you think Lucy's way prettier than
me?

What? No.

It's just the way Vincent looks at her.
She's not my type.

She's blonde. She's beautiful. She's
funny. Yeah, well, I think she's a bit

slut.

She's got amazing tits, though.

Well, if it isn't the prodigal daughter.

Return to the fold of her tail between
her legs.

Hi, Barry.

Girls. You're looking at the best promo
girl to ever grace the pages of a Zeon

marketing catalogue.

That is, until she decided to leave to
live her life.

Guess the grass wasn't so green on
Novosaday, Kate.

Can we just get on with this, please,
Barry?

Whatever.

Right, let's get you look costumed up.

You can't be serious. We'll freak to
death in those.

Oh, these are for the girls.

You won't have to worry about freezing,
darling.

I don't bloody care, Martin.

I want a fucking pirate and a fucking
princess.

If I weren't the cowboy and the fairy,
I'd fucking tell you.

I'll call you back.

Well, aren't you a pretty picture?

You two, stop shaking.

Sorry, Barry.

Right.

20 % off chicken twirlers with these
vouchers. With demon boy at the tills.

Stop fucking shaking!

Barry. I don't give a bollocks. Just
stop it.

Look, Barry, I don't mean to be a pain
in the ass, but you know I'm vegetarian.

It says it on my staff profile. I really
don't think I should be promoting meat

products. Relax.

Little Miss Eco Warrior.

There's more meat in a crisp sandwich
than there is in this processed muck.

Just put your fucking head on.

Get out there and chicken dance your
little heart out.

And I'll be back in four hours. And I
want all these flyers gone.

And I will be checking to see how many
were redeemed at Attil's.

So don't even think about stuffing that
in the bin. All right.

I guess I'm just worried.

You know, when you do something
different, like really different, you

leave yourself open to ridicule.

All you need is for one person whose
opinion people value to say that they

it, and the sheep will follow.

I know, but I want people to take it
seriously.

I want to take it seriously.

That's what matters right now, that we
all take it seriously.

Right?

Right.

Ridiculous.

the bloody house. It's not like they
need me to pay rent.

I mean, just because they grew up with
no money, they're forcing me to

experience manual labour.

It's a form of torture.

Tell me about it. It's like servitude or
something.

Like, did I go to RADA for three years
to stand in a shopping centre in a pair

of hot pants?

No. I'm a trained actress.

Reduced to the status of a bum!

It's from Whitnail, I know.

Is that an agency?

Come on, let's go stand under the
handrail.

Yes, I fucking know what I'm talking
about.

So you want to revolutionise the whole
casting process?

No. Oh, you don't?

No, I know what you're thinking, but
you've got to keep an open mind when it

comes to casting.

You can't just fix on the first girl who
comes along and fits the part. So this

girl you thought was perfect? Oh, no,
forget about her. No, I've got a new

I want to show you. A number one? Yeah.

She's brilliant.

Brilliant? Really?

Yeah. No, she's funny, intelligent, very
talented.

She got a good rat?

Yeah, great tit.

I don't know, Vince. Okay, well, when...
Look, I gotta check my schedule, man.

See if I have a window.

When you know, can you phone me back?

Yeah, fine.

Cheers.

Bloody Americans, eh?

This is Kate.

You know what to do.

Kate. Vincent, I've got something
important I want to tell you.

I was speaking to Dahi. He told me
you're in town. Well, I'm in town. Can

just call me back? It's urgent.

Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to know
anywhere in town where people meet,

you? Coffee shops, cafes?

Well, thanks, alligator.

Cute bear.

His name's Harvey. It's one of my
boyfriends.

One of your boyfriends? How many have
you got?

Well, there's Declan. We hang out
together at school, hold hands and that.

helps with my homework.

Then there's William.

His parents are lonely, so we hang out
on the weekends and, like, go out on the

yacht and stuff.

Steve's older. He's, like, 30. He buys
you clothes and jewellery.

And Khalil is just really good -looking,
but I just use him for sex.

Right.

You certainly seem to know a lot about
men.

OK.

You're going out with this guy, right?

He's got a steady job, so he's paying
most of the bills. Okay, actually, he's

paying all of the bills, but you've got
this career where you need to be free at

a moment's notice. Wait, this guy, he's
a man, right? He's not, like, a kid or

anything. No, he's a grown -up. Well,
then it's his job, isn't it? Pay the

the farthest, lady.

Yeah, I guess so.

All right, you've got to try this. It
works for you every time, yeah?

When you go home, you apologise to him.
But for what?

Anything. It doesn't matter. Just make
sure he comes.

Now, I guarantee he's got something he's
really guilty about right now.

How do you know? He's a bloke, isn't he?
Anyway, he'll be feeling double guilty

once you start apologising.

Trust me, he won't be able to treat you
like a princess again.

Do you really think that'll work?

Yeah. Listen, you do this right, he will
start looking after you in the bedroom.

This is me.

Here, use this.

Oh, I couldn't. No, go on, use it.

Thanks.

I'm Kate, by the way. Tracy.

Good luck with it Kate.

Right Harvey?

Babe. Kate.

Darren. Kate, wait.

I should come with you. Just stay there.

I can have you explain. Darren, just
fucking stay there.

Kate.

Don't. Baby, I can explain.

Oh, really?

Well, no, not really. I didn't mean for
it to happen. It was an accident. An

accident? Really? You still...

your best friend's arse, was that it?
No!

We had too much drink at lunch. Darren
said that if you're able to kiss a girl,

then maybe I should experiment too.

This was Darren's idea?

Well, kind of, yeah.

Was it the first time? Did you use
protection?

Yes, and yeah, of course.

Look, see?

You're a sick man, Peter.

Baby, please don't go. We can work this
out. Stop!

Harvey?

Harvey?

Hold on, Harvey.

Come on, Harvey.

Kate! Jesus, what happened to you?

I wanted to apologise.

For what?

That was me in the chicken suit earlier.

I heard your conversation.

I didn't mean to listen in, but I was
just so embarrassed to be in a chicken

suit and I didn't want you to think
of... Tube's so low.

I can't, you're right.

That was you in the chicken suit?

No, Kate, hang on.

Where'd you get that?

Oh, of course.

Can you take that fucking shirt off?

Whatever.

Do you have the noise?

No, there's something wrong with Kate.

Such a beautiful town.

I don't know what nothing is.

Carry on walking.

I need you to leave, Peter.

Just for a couple of days until I get my
stuff packed up.

Where are you going to go?

Back to Ireland with my tail between my
legs. Where else?

You okay, babe?

Just thinking.

College will be over soon.

It's going to be weird, you know.

not knowing where you're going to be or
who you're going to be with.

Are you getting serious with me?

Should I not?

Not yet.

Deborah, hi.

Sorry about that. I was out all day
without my phone.

Listen, sweetie.

Vincent's meeting Horatio at his place.

It's something important, and he's
simply insisting you attend.

Well, tell Vincent I'll be there.

I'm sure I'll see you later at the
screening.

Wonderful. Okay, bye, Debs. Bye.

Will you stop pacing?

I've never had the head of a studio in
my apartment.

I don't see any of my films here,
Vincent.

Oh, you wouldn't, Chuck. All yours on
VOD. You know, on my laptop for

You won't regret this, Chuck.

I can promise you that.

Hi. Look.

Miss Laughlin, my name is Chuck Rydell.
Nice to meet you. Will you excuse me for

a moment?

Mr. King, Horatio, can I say something
to you? Of course, darling.

Sit, please.

I've read all of your Prince of Chaos
books.

I love them. I love everything about
them. They speak of hope and honor, of

putting passion before obligation.

I believe reading a book, a great book,
is like having a conversation with an

old friend.

A friend who shares your dreams and
ideals.

I've read your books, Horatio King.

I know you.

I know you're not the kind of man who
wants to make these movies for fame or

money.

You want to share your ideas with the
world.

There are two types of actors in this
business.

Jumpers and builders.

I'm a builder.

I've been grafting as an actor since I
was 13 years old. I've suffered every

humiliation you can think of.

I'm in this for the right reasons.

Because it's what I love.

I've put in my time and I have worked
bloody hard even to get where I am.

If you want to let some blonde bombshell
come swanning in and blow you away with

nothing but her enthusiasm and her
perfect tits, you go right ahead.

But this role, it's about something
deeper.

It's about hope, dignity, and justice.

And above all, integrity.

Am I right?

If you don't understand that, then maybe
you should consider whether you're the

right man for the job.

It was lovely to meet you. If you'll
both excuse me, I have a screening I

to attend.

Right. Can everyone take their seats,
please?

Come on. Your gran's nervous. There's no
final case.

She'll be here. Come on.

Okay, we've got two screenings today, so
I want to get through them quickly.

We'll have the director of each film up
for a brief intro, and then we'll watch

the film and drinks afterwards.

First up is Jeffrey White.

Film should grab you by the balls,
should touch your heart when you least

it, and with bluffing eyes should make
you think.

Did that really just happen?

I've wasted my life. I'll miss my kids.

Nah, my life's gone.

At least I got a fucking dummy.

I was alive.

Eric. No, not me.

Just Eric.

Get in there, boy.

I've got something to tell you. No,
wait. I am so sorry for barging in on

meeting with Horatio and that other guy.
It was so unprofessional. I don't know

what came over me. It doesn't matter.
No, it does.

I needed to say what I had to say, but I
could have found a better way.

It must have been so embarrassing, and I
know you hate actors behaving like

divas, but... I've quit.

What?

I've left the production.

is what you said.

But I didn't mean for you to throw it
all away. That was just talk.

No, it wasn't.

Okay, no, I meant every word, but this
is crazy, Vincent.

No, I don't need the money, and I don't
need this dress.

And you were right.

I never understood the script.

I would have been miserable making that
film.

I only done it because I had nothing
about to focus on.

And now I do.

That must be the first film, didn't it?
We can't miss Dahi.

God loves a trial.

I don't have a speech or a quote
prepared, but when it comes to film, I

that the work should stand for itself.

I would like to thank, though, all the
people that made this possible.

My crew, Joanne, Guido, Nick, and also
my nan.

who let us use her house even when she
thought we were making a porno.

Our mentor, Deborah, wonderful.

And Vincent, thanks especially for the
advice about escalation. You worked a

treat. Why didn't we learn about
escalation?

Wonderful, beautiful, talented Lucy.
Thank you for being a breath of fresh

and for surprising us all with your
brave choices.

And of course, Kate.

Kate, who is my inspiration for this
film, this career, I thank you so much

taking this journey with me. You're
never going to know how much it means to

OK.

Enjoy the film.

I dream of you in warm summer days.

Flowers bud and you are there.

A secret look.

A love forbidden.

Touche.

Your hand in mine.

I dream.

I dream.

I dream of you.

I am so fucking proud of you.

Hiya. I'm going to pop out. I'll catch
you after. No, don't. Really, wait.

Honestly, call me.

We're chatting. Good to see you. I want
to talk.

Darling!

You were fabulous!

Now, listen, I've got a casting next
week, directly flying in from New York,

big perv. Oh, thanks.

I'll give your agent a ring. Yeah, me
too.

Baby,

I love you.

Okay, okay, Nan, you're embarrassing me.
Shut up and listen to me. Now, you see

this young one here?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, forgive me, but
I like her. Even though she's English, I

like her. Thanks. Shut up, you. Now, you
listen to me.

If you harm a hair...

Okay.

Okay. Good.

Now kiss her for Jesus' sake.

Go on.

You're a fucking wanker.

You're a fucking spoiled child.

Don't you have to be... I slipped out.

I couldn't let you go without saying...
Kate Lachlan, for once in your life,

you're going to shut up and you're going
to let me talk.

OK.

So talk.

Well, now you've put me on the spot,
I've kind of run out of things.

I had some really good stuff prepared as
well.

Oh.

I'm just a boy standing in front of a
girl.

You complete me.

Is it raining?

Just tell me what you're thinking.

You're the most beautiful, incredible,
talented, knowledgeable, feisty, yeah,

infuriating. You had me at incredible.
Kind of started going downhill from

there. I've never known anyone like you.
And it's not fair that you can do this

to me. Some days you challenge me and
you make me feel like a total idiot.

And other days you make me feel like a
giant.

And I was thinking what you said
earlier, and it made me realise what I

want.

It also made me realise what I do want.

And I want to make real films, about
real people with real issues.

And I've got enough money, so we can do
this ourselves.

We?

Yeah.

I want you to do this with me.

And I want you to be with me.

I'm not one of your groupies.

I'm not some easy lay.

I know you're not, Kate.

And I've had to work harder and dig
deeper than I've ever done in my life

to get you to like me.

It's a voicemail from my agent, Jeremy.

What?

Kate, what?

Miss Lachlan?

Yeah. They're almost ready for you. If
you'd like to follow me?

The Battle of Randor's already started,
so we'll be taking you through shortly.

They're really enjoying it.

Would you mind waiting here for a
second?

Won't be a moment.

Dolly!

Kate! Oh, my God, hi!

Guys, check you out.

Oh, are you here for the Q &A?

Um... They're the Keith Louthy
retrospective all this week.

They're showing the decalogue.

Oh, of course.

So, have you picked out a name yet?
Patrick, if it's a boy.

Paddy. After my dad.

And if it's a girl? Elizabeth.

After... The Queen.

Oh. Okay.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, no.

Guys, this is Roger, my new agent. He's
very particular how I appear in public.

Roger? Not before lunch.

Isn't she amazing?

Are you guys fans?

Oh. We should get a picture. That would
be adorable.

Especially with a little bump.

You can touch it if you like.

I'll go and find Vincent.

Well, he's colourful. Yeah, he's
eccentric, but he really knows his

You all right, babe? Hi, hon.

You remember... Dorothy!

And Joanna.

It's Dorothy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Check this out. Will you please stop
showing that to people? It's our new

Beyond the Veil. Yeah, it's Kate in a
burqa with the American flag in the

background. For civil liberty, she will
forfeit her freedom.

It's a what -if. What if America was a
Muslim state?

Wow.

Darling, they're ready for you now. Uh,
duty calls.

Listen, it was great to run into you.
Enjoyed the decalogue all ten hours of

I'll see you in them. See you.

My lady.

We are victorious.

Your troops turned the tide.

Then there is hope.

My love.

Randar is ours.

But your uncle's army is vast.

We cannot possibly hope to defeat him
enough in battle.

Then you must choose where to fight.

Defeat our enemies in the shadows.

Become the nightmare that haunts their
dreams.

Become the Deathbringer of prophecy.

Become the Prince of Chaos.

And without further ado, ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome Princess Grace

herself, Kate Loughlin!