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Hello, this is Jim.
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Oh, hello, Jim.
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It's so nice to finally hear your voice.
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You're calling from a private number, so
I didn't know who it was. I'm really
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looking forward to our date tonight.
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So am I.
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Just calling to figure out what time to
pick you up.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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What is... Quiet down.
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Denise, I'm on the phone.
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Who is Denise?
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You whipped another woman while you're
calling me? Oh, no, wait. I can explain.
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I was just... You're obviously lying.
You two -timing sleeve.
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You know what? Forget it. Take off, Joe.
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See who she's been texting.
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Another date?
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Can't wait for our date tonight.
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Been looking forward to meeting you.
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Just like the last three times, there
won't be any date tonight.
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There it is. I've been looking for this
everywhere.
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I have a date tonight, and he's going to
text me the details any minute.
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A date, huh?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. And this one is... Oh.
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What's wrong?
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Well, I should have the information by
now, but he hasn't texted me, and our
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date's in an hour, so...
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It might not be happening.
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I think I just got ghosted or whatever
it is you kids are calling it these
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Well, you know what?
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If your plans do fall through, I'm
always available to hang out.
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You're just the sweetest couple a mother
can ask for.
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I'm just so excited about this date that
I keep checking the tour every few
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minutes.
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I know I've had some bad luck recently,
but I think that this date is the one
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that's going to break my streak.
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Even though he is running a little late.
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Fingers crossed.
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I'm here to pick up Ryan.
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Ryan?
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Sorry,
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I think you might have the wrong
address.
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No, she... I checked it twice.
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Oh, I think I see what's going on.
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Ryan, she must not be interested.
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What makes you say that?
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Because clearly she gave you the wrong
address.
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Sorry, dude.
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Well, you know, you'd better go.
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Run along and nurse that broken heart.
Bye.
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Sure, I heard a knock.
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I don't understand. I thought this was
the one.
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How did my dates show up? Is it
something that I'm doing? Is it
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I'm not doing?
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What's wrong with me?
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There's nothing wrong with you. It's
them.
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They're not good enough for you.
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Nobody's good enough for you.
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You deserve somebody that will do
anything for you.
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That will treat you like the queen that
you are.
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Where would I even find someone like
that?
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Well, maybe you already have.
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Wait.
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You... You can't be suggesting that.
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Well, why not?
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Well, for one thing...
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I'm your stepmom.
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Yeah, okay, I'm your stepson, but that
just means that I know you better than
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anyone else. And that can't be a bad
thing.
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I mean, that's true, but our age
difference.
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You're only 22.
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Yeah, okay, I might be young, but that
just means I have lots of damage.
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Come on, Mom.
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Besides...
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I fucking wasn't.
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I
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needed
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this. I needed this. All these canceled
dates and it's so horny.
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I can't believe how wet I am for you.
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Your father would roll over in his
grave.
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Is it weird?
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No. It's okay.
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I'm going to put your top in bed.
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Yes! Fuck my titties!
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Yes!
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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I love you.
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Fuckin' my titties.
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Fuckin' the knockout.
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Fuckin' the breastfeed on my fuckin'
titties.
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this for so long. Oh my God, yes.
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Tell me everything. Why suck your cock?
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It's so much better than I know.
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You can see why your daddy married me.
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Now he's gone and his only son is just
going to have to take care of me.
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Put your head here.
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I'm going to ride your cat one more
time.
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Now just lay back and join me.
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Lay back like what?
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Open down your heart, God.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You know, Wally, I want you to make baby
milk
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all over Mommy's titties.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Cover me with your brothers and sisters.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh fuck yeah. Oh my god.
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I guess my bad luck streak is officially
broken.
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Just needed a little help from my son.
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