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Ugh, God.

Ugh, I just need to get some sleep.

I'm so fucking tired.

Oh, let's see.

Um, there's only one bed.

Don't worry about it.

It's one night.

It's not going to be a big deal.

We're both going to get a good night's sleep.

We'll put this over here.

There's a mirror on the ceiling!

Oh, that's kind of cool.

I don't know. What's cool about it?! Oh that's kinda cool, I don't know-

What's cool about it?

No, it's pretty cool.

What? How is that cool?

I wonder what that is. I wonder if I could get that off-

Jesus! There's- what is this place? Like an hourly rental?

How much an hour was this?

You know what, it's not. Just- just don't be such a prude and a snob.

Just get your stuff together, we're both getting. It's 1.56 in the morning.

I have got to get some sleep. You have an interview in the morning.

You've got to get that job. You understand, right, Johnny?

I'm going to sleep good staring at myself.

Listen, you're not going to stare at anything.

If I had my eye mask, it's in the car.

Oh, fuck. I left it in the car.

In the car? Is it even going to be ready in the morning? Yeah. They said the tire, it's in the... Oh, fuck. I left it in the car. In the car?

Is it even going to be ready in the morning?

Yeah, they said the tire would be in in the morning.

You know what?

We're in the middle of nowhere.

What are we going to do?

Johnny.

Johnny, don't worry about it.

God.

All right.

Do you have something to sleep in?

Yeah, I got shorts.

Okay, fine.

Then just, you know, just calm down.

I'm going to go get ready for bed and you just, just meditate or something.

Whatever you gotta do, just meditate and, you know, be asleep in ten minutes and don't worry about it.

Ten minutes.

Alright, my yoga retreat's in the morning, I can't wait for my yoga retreat!

You're really just...

Oh, yeah, that's probably...

I should have...

Body for bodies, come on!

Near bed, you want?

Oh my god, this is so weird.

Yeah!

You know, it's actually a good thing that my yoga retreat was on the way, you know, to...

Or your interview is on the way to my yoga retreat because that's going to work out great, you know, with you not having a car and all.

You know, I'm not judging and I'm not saying anything.

I know, I know, circumcision... You a car and all. You know, I'm not judging and I'm not saying anything. I know, I know circumcision is a...

Hi.

You're gonna get this job.

We're gonna think positively.

You're gonna move out of the house.

Your dad's gonna be proud of you and everything.

So don't, you know, don't worry about it.

Thank God.

Did you say something?

No.

Okay.

No, no. I guess it's okay I'm gonna watch my face

I don't even have any makeup it's all in a fucking car

we should I can't believe I didn't grab my bags I just grab my beach bag hey if Hey, if you have to go number two, go down to the lobby, okay?

I'm not gonna go number two.

Not gonna...

Alright!

...fall asleep.

You know, I usually sleep on that side, but...

Just...

Alright.

Look at us, we're like bunkmates.

Alright!

Jesus! Just... alright. Look at us! We're like bunkmates!

Jesus!

Do you think that light's ever gonna go out on the porch?

I could call it now.

Don't even see a switchboard.

I'm so tired I'm just gonna go to sleep.

It's kinda chilly in here.

Hey, wait, you're...

Why are you getting so close? Oh, my feet are cold. What?

Why are you so close? It's cold. You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna...

Okay. Well, that's broken.

I told you it was by the hour.

This shit's really uncomfortable.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're hot.

What? Yeah, it's hot.

You turned on the air.

Don't look.

Don't...

Just sleep.

Don't look.

Mirror here.

Don't look there.

Like, how do you...

Shh.

You are never going to get a good night's sleep if you don't be quiet and go to sleep.

Johnny.

Shh.

This is nice.

This is nice.

Now I'm getting cold.

I'm just going to turn down the...

No, no, no, no.

Just stay there.

Okay, just stick with me. Here we go.

That's nice.

Uh, Johnny?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You've got an erection, don't you?

I mean, yeah, like...

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Okay, well this is awkward.

Um, okay.

Just put it out of your mind and try to go to sleep.

You know, maybe this wasn't the best idea.

I told you.

One bed, mirror, and you're naked.

Yeah, I didn't really think about that.

Just try to make it go away.

I've got to get some sleep.

Just make it go away. Yeah, just think positive. Just make it go away.

Yeah, just think positive thoughts about making it go away

and getting a good night's sleep.

I have that yoga retreat tomorrow.

The girls are counting on me.

You've got that job.

Oh, fuck.

Jesus.

All right, all right.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let's see how bad the problem is.

I mean, it's...

Oh, shit, wait. Let's see how bad the problem is. I mean, it's... Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Well, can you just sleep?

Can you just make it, like...

Can you...

Just try to not think about it,

and it'll probably go away.

Yeah, just...

Maybe just work on it yourself.

Just lay there like that, and I'll...

Okay, this is not a memory foam mattress.

I can feel every move you're making.

I am never gonna get to sleep.

Yeah, it's not gonna go away.

Let me think, let me think, let me think.

You know, sometimes your dad just rubs it against me.

Just, like, just kind of rub it.

You know, like, yeah.

Sometimes your dad just, like, rubs it.

Yeah.

And then, like, I just, like, yeah, like this.

Like that.

Yeah.

And, like, oh, boy.

It's kind of hot.

Now I understand why the mirror's up there.

Okay.

Well, that's not really making much difference.

So just...

Well, this is just...

What time is it? Oh my god, it's...

It's late.

2.13 in the morning.

I'll have to get up at night sleeper and get that job.

I've got to go of the morning. I'll have to get a good night's sleep. You're in here to get that job. I gotta go to the retreat.

Maybe if I help you a little bit like that, just like this.

Maybe if I just, yeah, like that.

Does that?

I mean, that helps, but.

All right.

Boy, this is really awkward.

I know it's making me kind of not be able to sleep.

You've got to get some sleep. You've got to get some sleep.

Maybe if you just,

you know, I hate to do this, but maybe just put it

in, you know, like,

just kind of a little bit.

Like, maybe

just a little bit.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Just, okay.

Oh, God. Oh, okay. Yeah, just, okay. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Is it working?

It's working for me. Oh, fuck, is it working? It's working for me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh yeah.

Hey. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. oh yeah Try this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh I think it's gonna go down now.

Okay.

Let's just try to forget this ever happened.

You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just...

I mean...

...pick over here and...

...just...

...so, um...

...well, that's, uh...

...well, that's just, uh...

Should we get a towel?

Yeah, that's...

We're never gonna talk about this ever again.

I don't know what happened. This was... Well, he... This was a really bad idea. Get a towel? Yeah, that's... We're never gonna talk about this ever again.

I don't know what happened.

This was really a bad idea.

We should've just slept at the fucking Toast-A-Shoot.