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Of course I'm all wet.
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Been raining for three solid days,
hasn't it? Let me help you.
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Did you have a good day?
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Shocking.
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Oh. Hello, Dad.
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What's he getting out of the way for?
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What kind of a shocking day did you
have, Sid?
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Shocking. Oh, dear.
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What do you mean, oh, dear?
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Well... There's a big damp patch on the
carpet, and I rang all the local
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plumbers, and they're all busy.
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So I rang the water board, and they
can't come till tomorrow. And it's
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worse, and I didn't do it. You didn't do
it?
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No. Well, it's all right then.
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Don't worry about it. Hello,
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Daddy. It's lucky you're home. Seems to
be getting worse.
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That's all right. It's not too bad.
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Just a bit of damp rising after all this
rain.
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It'll dry up.
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Oh, it's worse, Sid.
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There's a trickle of water coming from
behind the skirting board.
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Trickle? Yes. We asked Mike to look at
it, but he said it was better left to
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you. How very wise.
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You're not going to start hammering, are
you?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It's all right. Here we go.
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I hope you know what you're doing. Of
course I know what I'm doing.
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street for removal vans. But Sid, if the
house gets down, we'll all get
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rheumatism. I've got it already.
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Yes, Paddy, but we haven't. Yeah, well,
don't worry about it. Just get my tool
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kit. I want the puncture out. Where is
it?
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I'll just take up a couple of
floorboards, find a leak, put a patch on
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ackee round it, and wallop.
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Wallop? Yeah. You don't think I was in
the Boy Scouts all those years just
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taking old ladies across the street, do
you?
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There we are.
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Looks like it.
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You know, Daddy, I think you were very
unlucky to find concrete underneath the
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floor. Very unlucky.
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There must be an awful lot of pressure
under there to force water up through
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concrete. Yes, well, I'm not going to do
anything about it. They can dig it up
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and find out in the morning.
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Well, it's a pity I've got to be up so
early, Dad. Otherwise I would have
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here and given you a hand.
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It's only to keep you awake.
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I think you're a very nice man.
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Yes, you're smashing, Daddy. Thank you.
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And you?
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You want the truth?
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No disrespect, but I do wish people
wouldn't dabble.
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I have not been dabbling. I've been
stopping the furniture from floating
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Let's see what you've got over there.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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This looks like a subterranean job. A
subterranean job?
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What difference does that make? It could
be very nasty.
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You'd better get out your jiffy.
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You're not getting your jiffy out
anyway.
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I beg your pardon?
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No, nothing.
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All you've got to do is dig up the
concrete and find a leak.
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No, no, sir.
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Now, it's a matter of procedure when
you've got a subterranean job.
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I mean, I know it looks easy enough, but
we have got to go by the book.
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You see, a subterranean job is a
subterranean job, and that's to be
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a subterranean job.
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Because if it isn't treated like a...
Like a subterranean job. Exactly.
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You can find yourself in a right old
mess.
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What would you call this, then?
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What the hell is that?
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That's our jiffy.
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Oh, I see.
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You're not putting that thing up in
here, are you? Well, I have to.
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It's the rules.
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But it's not raining in here.
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Right. Well, just a matter of the rain.
It's to discourage onlookers.
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What onlookers? You, for a start.
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I am not an onlooker, mate. This is my
bleeding house. Mr. Abbott, when it
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to a subterranean job, I promise you I
won't look. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, we've heard that before.
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And there you are, five minutes later,
peeping down our hole.
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So, if you don't mind.
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All right, don't push.
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Josh.
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Come on up.
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Steve, is it all right for me to come
in? Yes.
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No.
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Who is it?
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My wife.
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If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
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Try me.
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Good morning, madam.
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We're from the water board. We've come
to clear up your little problem. Oh,
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good. How long will you be?
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Well, it depends on what we find
underneath.
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But don't you worry about it. I mean,
we'll just get organised.
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We'll have a quick tea break.
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Then we get cracking.
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Tea break?
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You haven't done a bloody thing yet.
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I'll put the kettle on. Oh, no, no, no,
no. Don't you bother about us, madam.
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We brew our own.
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Charles here prefers China tea. He likes
the fragrance.
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It looks like he could do with it.
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Would you like a cup of tea, darling?
No, it's all right. Come down to bed.
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All right.
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Whatever you do, don't touch his jiffy.
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I'll bet he would. All he did was look.
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Anyway, that's fixed. All ready for
tonight.
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Ta -ta.
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What shall we make him for his tea?
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Oh, I don't know.
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He'll probably come galloping down the
stairs with an appetite like a horse.
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He recovers very quickly, your father.
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Hello, darling.
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What happened to all the banging then?
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Bouncing up and down in that blistered
bed all afternoon.
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So they've gone out to get a second
opinion.
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I'll make you a cup of tea.
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Thank you.
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Yes, in there.
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Hello, Trevor.
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How are you?
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So you bought yourself a new tent?
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It's the water boy.
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Is it?
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I've never heard of that model before.
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Hey, it is a nice one, Sid.
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But it won't sleep full.
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Trevor. Yeah? Do you want something?
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No, I just popped round for the cheery
word.
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Well, if the cheery word is, am I going
to meet you in the boozer later, the
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answer is yes.
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Usual time?
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Earlier. See you there.
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Get out.
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Afternoon, Mr Abbott.
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Have a good kip? No.
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I've brought the inspector with me.
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Ah. You're going to need a bigger jiffy.
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Yes, sir.
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It's right through here, sir.
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Here it is.
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Good afternoon, madam.
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Afternoon.
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Your report said it was nasty.
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Yes, sir.
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I'd say it was very nasty.
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Well, to
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me,
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it looks like... Yes, I thought that.
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Until I saw the... Yes, I spotted that.
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I considered it rather strange, because
the... Wasn't there.
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Exactly.
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I'd rather look at the map, then.
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Well, I can't seem to find it.
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What was this house built, sir?
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At 19 .30. Oh, well, that's it. That
explains it, sir, this match. 18 .30.
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You keep up with the times, don't you?
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Hang on, hang on. There's something
here.
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What?
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Potter's Well.
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Potter's Well?
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That's it. That's what you've got down
there, sir.
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Potter's Well.
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You mean one of those things you put a
bucket down and... That's right.
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Well, what the hell are you doing under
my floorboard? Somebody just happened to
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have built your house on the wrong spot,
sir.
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Oh, Sid, we will have to move. No, no,
it's all right, it's all right, it's all
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right. You can fill it in, can't you?
Oh, no, that's not our job, sir.
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Mind you, we'll have to check that it
doesn't get mixed up with our water
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supply. And I think we'll need some
extra equipment in here, Geoffrey. Extra
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equipment? That's right, you'd better
get hold of an AG -54, and I think we'd
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better have a JK -91 on standby.
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Right, sir.
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Lovely.
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You've got a right P .F. here to start
with.
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Don't worry, Mr. Abbott. You'll soon be
as dry as a bone.
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Not where I'm going, mate.
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So, what is a JK -91, you see?
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I'm an apprentice, aren't I?
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I just walked out and left them to it.
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Well, I've got a spanner that's a BJ
-42A, if ever you need it.
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I'll keep it in mind.
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All I know is I just spent a fortune
getting my roof fixed. Now it's coming
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through the bloody floorboards.
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Well, I don't understand it, Sid. It's a
mystery to me.
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Still, I suppose a well could come in
handy if ever there's a water shortage.
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Oh, Trevor.
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How long's it going to take?
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Well, now the rain's stopped. Perhaps
it'll dry up.
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And what happens if it starts raining
again?
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I'll borrow your BJ42A.
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You might like a bite to eat.
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Oh, I couldn't eat a thing.
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Well, you're not feeling ill, are you?
No, no, I feel fine.
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I just keep getting these strange
feelings.
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What kind of strange feelings?
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Well, I suppose it's because you and I
aren't seeing as much of each other as
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have been.
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You know, I mean... When I'm asleep,
you're awake, and when you're awake, I'm
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asleep.
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I think my time lapse has gone poofy.
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Your time lapse?
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Yes.
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I mean, one half of me thinks it's three
o 'clock in the afternoon.
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The other half thinks it's midnight.
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And the midnight bit is winning.
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So, uh... Why don't you put the tray
down and hop into bed?
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Oh, Sid, I've just had my dinner.
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Never mind.
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It could be afters.
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I'm not silly at all, come on.
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We'll talk about it later.
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And another thing, you forgot my
birthday.
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That was last week.
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That's what I'm on about.
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Look, do you want this or don't you? No,
no, no.
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I might as well get up.
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How is he?
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He wouldn't eat his dinner.
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But he's much better than we expected.
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Oh, well, that's all right, then.
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Was there anything else he wanted?
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No,
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dear, only his arses.
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Oh, well, Mummy, I'll get some trifle in
the fridge. Oh, no, no, never mind,
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dear.
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You know, he's lucky he went in feet
first.
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How did he manage that?
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Well, you know how he picks his legs up
when he's creeping in late at night?
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Yeah. Well, he must have stepped over
the edge.
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I think he's lucky he didn't go in head
first.
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He wasn't that lucky. The water went up
to his collar.
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He'll be down in a minute, so don't say
anything.
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All right, I'm here.
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How do you do?
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Mr Abbott?
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That's right.
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Well, I think so, yes.
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My name is Miss Plummer.
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I wonder if I could have a sample of
your water.
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Did you send for the doctor?
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No. Come in, come in. Thank you. Just go
straight through.
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Ah,
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good afternoon.
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I am Miss Plubber, and I am from the
local archaeological society.
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The water board informed us that they
had discovered an old well on your
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premises. Oh, yes, it's in here. I just
wondered if I might look at it and
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possibly take a sample of the water in
the well.
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Oh, that water.
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Yes, of course.
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Gosh, thank you.
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You'll find it's quite... Ah, yes.
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I see they're using a JK -91.
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How wise.
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Are they? Oh, yes.
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You surprised me. Of course, some people
think you can get away with an AG -54,
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but they soon find out you're better off
with a JK -91 or an RT -38.
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That's true.
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Well, if you'll excuse me, I must pee
out.
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Pee out?
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Yes.
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Push off.
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Oh, yes, you carry on. Don't worry about
little me. I shall be lovely.
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Oh, yes.
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I can see that, yes.
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I'll make you a cup of tea soon. Right
-o.
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She seems a nice lady, Sid. Oh, yes.
Very sexy, too.
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Who said it's that much?
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look at the wealth. And if she likes it,
she's going to buy the house.
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Really?
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Who's that with her head down the well?
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That's Miss Plummer.
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She's come to take a sample of your
father's wealth. All right, all right,
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right.
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Isn't he bad enough?
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Are you all right? Oh, yes, yes.
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It's all terribly exciting.
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The local society will be thrilled.
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You know why?
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Well, you know what it is, don't you?
Yeah.
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Bloody nuisance.
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Tea. Only teas, isn't it?
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It is the only local example of a 4th
century Roman well.
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Roman? 4th century?
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Oh, yes, yes. We knew there should be at
least one in the area.
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And once we have the water analysed, I
think we will find it has remained
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untouched for the last 1 ,600 years.
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1 ,600 years? Oh, yes, yes. The water
could contain marvellous properties, you
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know, full of minerals.
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Go on.
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You mean the stuff that puts ears on
your chest?
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Something like that, yeah.
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Well, help yourself to a bucket full of
my food coming in.
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Would you like your tea now? Oh, no, no.
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Far too excited.
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No, no. I must get back and report.
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Oh, I'll see you out there. Oh, thank
you.
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Well, goodbye.
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Ta -ra.
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You know, it's a strange world.
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If it hadn't been for Julius Caesar, we
would never...
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He's got a lot to answer for.
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Oh, come in.
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Steve!
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It's the gentleman from the waterboard.
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Damn it. Hi, sir.
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What time is it?
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Six o 'clock.
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Well, in the morning.
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No, afternoon.
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We're sorry we're a bit late, sir, but
we had a few emergencies.
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Well, we just thought we'd check before
we took the gear away.
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Yes, help yourself.
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Go on.
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I'll get it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I think you'll find that
that well is just about dried out now,
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00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,230
Well, if you've got to clear your gear
away, you don't mind if I have a little
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tip in peace?
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00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:15,030
No, no, no. You go ahead, sir. Don't you
worry about us. You're very kind.
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00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,750
Yeah. Now, J .K. 91's worked a treat,
sir. Oh, I knew it would, yes.
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Sid, that was Miss Plummer.
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Now, she says that she'd like to bring
round some ladies from the local society
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to take a sample from the well.
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00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,940
Well, I'll have to be quick. It's drying
up.
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00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,640
Well, how's everything?
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00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,060
Oh, lovely. Just lovely.
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00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:38,680
If you see a lot of local ladies walking
around with hairy chests, pretend not
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to know.
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00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:47,280
So, what's this Miss Plummer like?
She'll make somebody a very good
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00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:52,440
Well, I don't know how you've put up
with it. You've been a real martyr, Sid.
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You've got to take it in your stride,
haven't you?
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Yeah.
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00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,880
Still, it's not everybody who's got a
Roman well under the floorboards.
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I mean, it's a bit of history, isn't it?
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You're right.
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It is history, you know that?
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I wouldn't be surprised if Julius Caesar
didn't stop off at our place for a
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quick flag and a water before he went to
the Battle of Trafalgar.
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Did she actually have a party with you?
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I don't think she drank water.
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She was all right.
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Bungee. Was she? Yes.
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Look, if you put up a board, I bet
there's a lot of people who'd be willing
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pay money to see something like that.
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Get away.
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00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:27,780
Yeah.
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00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,000
You mean put up a sign saying, uh,
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see where Caesar and Cleopatra stop for
a quick one.
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She'd make a fortune, see.
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00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,300
I don't think so, no.
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00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,360
Well, you could make it the wishing
well. Get the people to throw the loose
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changing.
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00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,010
Now, that is a good idea.
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00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:49,670
That's good, that.
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We just need a bit of a gimmick, don't
we?
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Ah, a big sign right across the well.
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This is the well for all to see where
Caesar quenched his thirst.
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And Cleopatra plunged her love because
she thought she was the first.
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I like that.
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It's got a touch of virility.
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00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:09,710
Yes, it does.
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Eric, two more scotches, please.
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And then she and Cleopatra turned around
to him and said, we don't care if you
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are the king of the bloody Trojans,
you're not sleeping in the middle.
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No, no, it's not too late to come
around. No, no, I've already found the
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Lovely. Yes.
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What others?
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you've come home? You mean you found
some more wet patches?
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And you told her?
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Amen, Mr. Abbott. Oh, yes, sir.
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