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Tracy, you look wonderful.
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No, Sharon?
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She's had no driving lesson.
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I thought the streets of Chigwell were
very quiet.
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She'd have been gone half an hour. She
can't have killed everyone.
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For you.
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What are you after?
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I just bought you some flowers from my
garden.
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You haven't got any of these in your
garden. Have I not?
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They're not very nice, are they? That'll
teach me not to shop at petrol
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stations.
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They are pretty dreadful, but I'd like
you to have them.
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Your new visiting order. How exciting.
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Well, it is, actually. It's our last
visit to Maidstone. Next time we see
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they'll be at Highdown.
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Highdown.
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Has a wonderful ring to it.
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Conjures up pictures of white Tudor
gable end peeping out over ancient oaks
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copper beaches.
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It's a ruddy prison door. Maybe moved to
a health farm.
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I don't know.
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But they deserve something nicer, don't
they?
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Dot, what is it? What are you after?
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
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Then why are you being so nice?
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I'm a nice person.
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Only when you want something.
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So, come on, what is it? What's the
favour?
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Well, it's not a favour, really.
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More an indulgence.
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How do you mean?
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Well, should the phone ring?
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Probably won't.
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But if it does, and someone starts
asking about high -quality and carefully
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furniture,
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I mean, you never know, they might.
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But if they do, could you give me a
shout?
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Aye? A shout.
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Across the shrubbery.
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Nothing too raucous or crude, so you'd
better not let Sharon do it.
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In a backdoor, why would anyone be
ringing here about furniture?
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Well, I decided to have a clear out,
from the spare room mainly. I mean, all
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immaculate taste, of course. But, well,
you know the stigma attached to second
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-hand furniture.
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And you know the crowd at the tennis
club.
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So, when I placed the advert in loot, I
gave this number as the one to ring.
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You did what, Dorian Green?
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I'll come back when you're less on edge.
In fact, you put an advert in the
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newspaper to get rid of your old tat,
and you put my phone number in there.
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But I've given this number up before.
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You've never had it printed in a
newspaper before.
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Oh, Sharon will love this.
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She'll be just in the mood for this
after her driving lesson.
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The sneery, sarky, suck -up little toe
-rag.
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What is it with some blokes, eh?
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Why do they get off on making women feel
this big? Why? I'll tell you why.
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Because that's how big they are.
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It's good, isn't it? You pay to get
insulted and humiliated and wound up
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to come home and murder your family.
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It's not bad for 15 quid.
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I could spill blood. I really could.
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Well, there's eight pints sitting there.
You could start on.
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Go on. Tell her what you've done.
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Hardly worth mentioning, Sharon.
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Storm in a teacup.
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Our good friend and neighbour here has
put an advert in the newspaper to flog
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some of her old tats, and she's put our
phone number in the advert.
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For this fun here.
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People phoning us about your junk.
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Oh, good God, it's only an advert for
some furniture.
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I mean, it's not as if I've advertised a
massage parlour and put your number on
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it.
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Oh, lucky us!
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Oh, that was close. Put the baby oil
away, Trace. We've just had a narrow...
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We're going to spend the rest of the day
making a lot of old men very happy.
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Oh, don't give me a hard time, you two.
I've just had a big row with Marcus
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about all this. I've all this gorgeous
stuff, and he said there's no money in
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second -hand furniture.
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He's right. There ain't. Besides, you
don't need the money. You could give it
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away. That's what Marcus says, but I
just want to show him he's not the only
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who can do deals.
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All right, so it's only second -hand
furniture, but it's worth something.
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I can sell it.
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I can do deals, too.
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Not on our phone, you can't. Oh, please.
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Oh, all right, I'll cut you in on the
profit. How about that?
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I'll give you 5%. 15.
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10.
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30.
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But that's not how you do it.
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You're supposed to stop at the figure
halfway between.
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OK, so halfway between 10 and 30 is 20.
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Let's say 20%, yeah, done?
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20 %? Or no phone.
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Done? Well, it certainly seems like it.
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These may be pretty dreadful, but
they're too nice for either of you.
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I need all that, don't I? Another bad
day at the dashboard.
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You didn't mess up your 14 -point turn
again, did you?
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The end of me and driving, Trace.
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Another hour like that and I'll roll up
me highway code really tight and give
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him haemorrhoids for the rest of his
life.
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Sal, think of all the... Freedom it'll
give you.
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It ain't worth the aggro trace.
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Another six months of this and me blood
pressure will be so high they won't let
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me take the test.
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Oh, come on. What was it? Your uphill
start?
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No. He said we're not doing that again
till he gets a new engine fitted.
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Your downhill start again?
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No. He bottled out of that.
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It was your emergency stop, wasn't it?
There was nothing wrong with my
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stop, thank you.
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He hit the dashboard and I stopped in
the same street today.
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It's him.
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He makes me feel stupid, takes me
constantly... Oh, give yourself a
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shall we? You'll get better.
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See yourself in the future, bombing
about in your little hatchback.
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Sharon! Baba!
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Just remember why you're doing it. The
freedom, the sense of achievement.
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Look, you're learning what you want to
learn. Doesn't matter who's teaching
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You're right, Trace. I know.
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So you teach me, then.
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Aye.
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It feels different, Trace. It is
different. It's mine.
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Scratch it and you're dead.
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We're going to Tesco, not Monte Carlo.
Get them off.
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Right. Now what?
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Don't ask me. It's your car.
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Check your mirror.
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The mirror's there.
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Signal. Signal.
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Manoeuvre. Manoeuvre.
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Jumping trice!
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Now, are you sure you've done reversing
around the corner before?
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Of course I'm sure.
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All right, go on then.
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Just not this corner, that's all.
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Now take the next right turn.
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Not this right turn.
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The street.
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Well, you didn't say the street, did
you?
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OK. When I clap my hands, I want you to
come to a complete stop.
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What are we stopping here for?
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I need strips.
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One double wardrobe.
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One single mattress and matching
headboard.
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No, headboard, you stupid woman.
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Why would a mattress have a matching
breadboard?
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Oh, go away!
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I don't believe the morons out there.
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I need a drink. I need one more.
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I ain't trusting you with glass. I've
just seen what you tried to do with half
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tonne of metal out there.
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I've never been so scared in my whole
life.
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We're lucky to be alive, you know that?
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You know your problem? You panic.
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Your problem is you're done.
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Before you have any more driving
lessons, you want to learn some lessons
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survival. Learn the facts of life, girl.
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Busties are bigger than us.
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I need some fresh air.
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No, I don't. I need the loo.
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So, how's my 20 % looking?
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How's the heady dealing in the junk
market?
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Is the MFI index up or down?
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Has there been a late rush into
wardrobes or has the bottom dropped out
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bedding chests again?
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You would not believe the sort of mutant
who rings up about second -hand
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furniture. Yes, I would. Probably went
to school with them.
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Thick, morose, illiterate, rude.
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Yeah, sounds like our class.
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But this one's probably for you.
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Nah, sounds too morose and illiterate.
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Must be for you.
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I can't sell furniture with you
watching.
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You can't sell furniture full stop.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Which particular high -class item were
you interested in?
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Oh, the mattress.
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Hardly used at all.
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It's the one from the spare room, so the
person who slept on it most was my
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mother.
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Yes, of course it's clean.
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What's my mother's age got to do with
it?
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Oh, really?
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Well, this is one old lady who hasn't
gone incontinent.
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You'll be all right, Trace.
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I know these lessons ain't easy, but...
You can't give up just like that.
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Well, hurry up and learn, shall we?
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I've done a million deaths out there.
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It's been four days on the chop. My
nerves are shot to pieces.
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I can't keep it in the brandy like this.
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I'll be all right. I'll see if Doreen's
got some pills for me.
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inches then
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put
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it in the other alcove no two and a half
inches is not enough clearance
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so switch it with a chest of drawers and
put the dressing table back on the
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other wall where the television was yes
of course you can ring me back you know
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you can ring me back You have rung me
back three times. Speak to you later,
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Deidre.
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Welcome to the real world, Dawn.
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Didn't you know it was full of pricks?
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I have measured that dressing table six
times.
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It is not my fault if they're disgusting
little houses of the wrong shape.
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And go on.
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Ask me how many scratches there are on
the headboard.
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I've spent half the afternoon counting
them.
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Just who do these people think they are?
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They're so bloody... I mean, frankly,
why don't they shop at Harrods? I mean,
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after all, they expect the same service.
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Will I deliver?
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Me?
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Deliver a wardrobe to Croydon?
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And rude?
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I have had my furniture insulted from as
far away as Orpington and Sudbury.
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I mean, just who are these people?
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They're called the masses, Dawn.
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Yes. But there are too many of them.
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Oh, Sharon's been out there trying to
keep their numbers down.
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I mean, I just can't take too much more
of them.
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And I can't keep hitting the brandy like
this.
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Come to think of it, Marcus has just got
some pills from a snooker player he
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knows. Any spare?
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I'll have a look.
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And if Deirdre rings back, tell her to
stick that tall boy where it fits.
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Another brandy? No, no, it's all right.
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I'm calming down now.
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Starting to get driving lessons out of
me head.
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Thinking about tomorrow.
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Visiting.
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Seems ages since I've seen Daryl.
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And it'll be the last trip to Maidstone.
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Amazing, isn't it? Oh, amazing.
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All the way to Maidstone. That'll be a
great lesson.
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Daryl! Papa!
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Second thought show, I bet I will have
that brandy.
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Come on, get yourself together. It's
visiting day.
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So?
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No point in getting doled up. Sharon
never had any taste.
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Well, we know that. Look who she
married.
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She could have done a lot worse, mate.
She could have done a lot worse.
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What, you mean him who used to lie in
the doorway of the laundrette with a
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bottle? Well, at least she'd always know
where he was.
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Right.
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Prisoner 650613 and prisoner 47199.
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Prepare for transfer.
247
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Be ready by your bunks in 20 minutes.
248
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,750
Hang about, Mr Flowers. That's not
today.
249
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:13,299
That's after the weekend. It's visiting
day today.
250
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,950
Here, our wives are coming down to have
a wasted trip.
251
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,200
Not totally.
252
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,760
It's a lovely day.
253
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,980
Well, how come we're moving today?
254
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,250
How come?
255
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,540
Because there's a big van waiting in the
yard.
256
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,240
And your names are on my list.
257
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,650
That's how come.
258
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,300
So be stood by your bunks in 20 minutes.
259
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:42,939
All right, door. Just leave you in peace
to have your furniture thrown in. Thank
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you, but no. Thank you.
261
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,900
You're not giving up on it, are you?
262
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:52,099
You stay by that phone and earn me my
20%. 20 % was the deal and we will stick
263
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,459
to it, but I am not, I repeat, not
passing the time of day with every Tom,
264
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,340
and Deirdre when I'll go to fill.
265
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,400
They are your actual consumers, door.
266
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,830
They are the people what come in the
cast.
267
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:07,390
They are the reason I come home with a
right raving hump every night.
268
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,100
Morons. Mutants in shell suits.
269
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:15,050
Nobody says that your average man in the
street is totally lost.
270
00:15:15,051 --> 00:15:17,059
Thinks he's in another street
altogether.
271
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:20,159
I mean, how could they be expected to
appreciate my furniture?
272
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,000
High style and handcrafted elegance mean
nothing.
273
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,270
It's how many scratches it's got and
who's peed on it.
274
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,370
Well, enough.
275
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:31,440
From now on, I am only dealing with the
trade.
276
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,080
There's no money in that.
277
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,860
Nonsense. There must be. Look.
278
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,780
A whole page of people offering to buy
furniture.
279
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:43,350
Best prices paid, this one says. And
this one thinks that they all do.
280
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,100
Isn't that good?
281
00:15:45,101 --> 00:15:48,729
Look, before you start getting involved
with second -hand dealers, just wait
282
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,780
till we get back, OK?
283
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,230
Then we'll ring them for you.
284
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,670
I am quite capable of making a few phone
calls.
285
00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:57,669
But, Dot, you don't know who you're
dealing with. Most of them are villains
286
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:58,810
who'll just rip you off.
287
00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,369
Tracy's right.
288
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:03,009
They're just tow rags who'll talk you
into anything.
289
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,210
Best leave them to us.
290
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,430
Besides, we probably know them.
291
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,059
Probably want to score with them.
292
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,110
I see.
293
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:12,300
That's how Marcus sees me. Thinks I
can't handle people.
294
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,620
Thinks I can't do deals. Well, I will
show all of you.
295
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:21,219
At least these people advertise, they
are organised, and they can spell their
296
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,920
own name. But they're dealers.
297
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,210
Of course.
298
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,710
Aren't we all?
299
00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:29,199
Come on, let me take over now. You're
getting dangerous.
300
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,219
I'm not.
301
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,720
Everyone flattens their jobs.
302
00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,690
This is diabolical, do you hear?
303
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:49,570
No right to move us on visiting day.
Yeah, what about our wives?
304
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:50,840
They'll miss us.
305
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,660
Wait there. Don't move.
306
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,880
What do you think you're doing? Don't
blame me.
307
00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,099
Were you the driver, madam?
308
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,119
No, I'm Mrs. Stubbs. Mrs.
309
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,979
Theodopolopoulos was driving.
310
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,030
Mrs. Stubbs?
311
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,150
Theodopolopoulos?
312
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,940
I've got their husbands on board.
313
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:35,910
Eh?
314
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,730
Bloody hell!
315
00:17:59,149 --> 00:18:01,439
And you was worried they were going to
miss us.
316
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:03,540
Blame you for this.
317
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,810
Hey, how do you reckon that then?
318
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,330
It's your wife, wasn't it?
319
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,840
What's Tracy thinking about letting that
stupid car drive her car?
320
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,400
She might as well have stuck it in a
stock car race.
321
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:16,820
This is not the bright new start we was
looking for, devil.
322
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,950
I mean, they dropped us right in it.
323
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:22,200
Had the police from three counties
there.
324
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,530
Three counties, devil.
325
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,600
That's more than a comfortable bank job.
326
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,160
That's our proxy inquiry.
327
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,270
Yeah, I wonder what that filth's saying
about us in there. Flowers?
328
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,040
He's bound to be stirring it.
329
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:38,310
That's all he knows.
330
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,540
Well, I've got my version in.
331
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,200
See if yours matches.
332
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,619
Can I have a word, Mr Flowers?
333
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,300
There's something I'd like to say.
334
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:59,330
You and me, we've had our ups and downs
over four years, whatever you do.
335
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:03,720
But the thing is, you was always fair,
and I respect you for that.
336
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,260
There ain't many decent human beings in
the prison service, but in my book,
337
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,580
you're one of them.
338
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,680
Just wanted to say that.
339
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:19,300
Well, I mean, I didn't say nothing bad
about you in there.
340
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,940
I mean, I didn't stir it or put the boot
in. Anything like that.
341
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:25,219
Played it fair.
342
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,270
Know what I mean?
343
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,240
Relieved to hear that, Mr Flowers.
344
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,520
Right. Bog off, you rancid scumbag!
345
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,410
Right.
346
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,520
OK. I'll wait for him to get in touch.
347
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,090
Thanks for ringing.
348
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,330
Bye.
349
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,879
It was the prison. We can put it through
their insurance.
350
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,959
Won't cost us nothing.
351
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,959
That's the second time they've rung.
They must be in the wrong.
352
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,640
Well, yeah. It was your right of way.
353
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,940
So it's not actually my fault?
354
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,520
Not technically, no.
355
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,370
But an emergency stop wouldn't have been
a bad idea.
356
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,550
A van pulling out in front of you is an
emergency, shall.
357
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:09,479
You don't have to write to the Ministry
of Transport for permission to put your
358
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,530
brakes on.
359
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,180
Well, if it isn't the Chigwell Ram
Raiders.
360
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,170
How's the furniture business?
361
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:20,920
How's the driving?
362
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,370
Oh, I saw the slight error of judgment
parked out the front.
363
00:20:24,371 --> 00:20:27,549
You actually made the nine o 'clock news
last night.
364
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:28,600
Yeah, we heard.
365
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,590
But you didn't quite make the headlines.
366
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,350
You were the funny item at the end.
367
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,280
The one that's supposed to cheer us all
up.
368
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,920
Or in this case, make us all feel very
clever.
369
00:20:37,921 --> 00:20:42,249
Yes, well, I've decided to give the
driving a rest for a while.
370
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,570
Till I get a better teacher.
371
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,070
A different teacher.
372
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,130
Yes, a different teacher.
373
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:48,860
Who's better.
374
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,570
Someone that's more suited to my
temperament.
375
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,650
Like a part -time wall -a -death rider.
376
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,330
So, that's us.
377
00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:58,700
What about you?
378
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:01,500
What happened to this mega deal that was
going down?
379
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,660
Didn't it happen?
380
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:03,800
Of course.
381
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,230
But, well, you know what dealers are.
382
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,620
Of course we do.
383
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:10,550
But didn't you push the high -quality
angle?
384
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,120
You know, tell him how lucky he was to
get it haggled and negotiate?
385
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,280
Of course.
386
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,200
So, what's the deal?
387
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,640
Well, are you still in for 20 %?
388
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,130
Of course.
389
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,610
Oh, good.
390
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,680
Then you owe me 20 pounds.
391
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:33,680
Each after 100 quid to take it away.
392
00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:38,280
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