All language subtitles for Boon s01e10 Jack Of All Tradesmen

Okay.

Gentleman in reception, Harry.

Well, that's what you're there for,
Harry. He asked for the manager.

Yeah, can I help you? I'm the owner.

Have you got two Irishmen staying here?

No.

The Mahoney brothers?

No.

Damn, that's all I need to know.

Mind you, they might be arriving later.

I mean, if they're attending the book
and periodical publisher's event, Bappy,

then they might be arriving tomorrow.

I've got a party of 14 booked in. For a
conference?

I doubt if these two can read. Not the
intellectual type, though.

Hardly. A couple of no -good bog boys.

You got time for a drink?

Because I may have someone who can help
you.

What do you mean? Someone singing?

Ken coming in.

Hmm. By the post office?

Who's Ken?

He's this friend of mine.

He does this kind of work, finding
people.

He'll be coming in soon.

So, er...

What'll it be, Mr, uh, Brooke?

Scotch. I'll tell him.

Thank you.

How goes it? Oh, it doesn't. Square pegs
and round holes.

Give me a couple of minutes, Mr Brooke.

I, uh, couldn't manage to get them all
on the same floor, Harry. Harry, the

video company find they can't deliver
until tomorrow.

Tomorrow? But I had it for today.

How many... Hold on.

I'm looking for Brooke.

Is he here?

Yeah, yeah, through there.

Who's that heavyweight?

And what's Brookie doing here?

It's a job for Ken.

Ken?

What are you getting Ken involved with
people like Brooke for?

Well, you know him.

Of him?

Casino?

Ken! What?

I thought you'd been gone half an hour.

Well... By the look for things, they
should have been longer.

What's all that about?

House business.

All they're good for is burning. Well,
they'll heat up the old greenhouses,

won't they?

Oh, come on, Harry, it's no joke. I
might have to close the Ponderosa.

Not yet, me old matey, because I've put
something your way.

There's a bloke in the bar who wants to
meet you.

I want you to find someone for me. Well,
it's two people.

The Mahoney brothers.

Yeah? What for?

The wage.

Your pal didn't set a price.

No, I mean, why's he going to find them?

Well, let's say they've lost themselves,
Mr Boone, and I'd like to know where

they are.

So, literally, you just want me to find
them?

And I thought I had problems
communicating with Tommy.

Well, perhaps you could communicate with
me. I mean, why do you want them found?

It's a business matter, Mr Boone.

I'm a bookmaker.

Brookie the bookie.

Ah, I'm not a debt collector. That side
of the business is taken care of.

I'm not going to try and find someone so
they get punched up.

Look, your power said you did this kind
of work. I didn't know I'd have to

provide bloody references, but you've
really got it the wrong way around, Mr

Bell. You mean they don't owe you money?

Well, let's say it's an unfinished
business arrangement.

They're probably as anxious to find me
as I am to find them.

Well?

£60 a day, plus expenses.

Is that good, are you?

Yeah.

You shouldn't touch again, not with
Brookie.

Look, he's going to pay me what I asked.
I didn't expect it, and I can't afford

not to, can I? Winter's coming on. I'm
not exactly rolling in money.

Look, I know you've got problems, Ken,
but I'll be very surprised if you solve

them by messing around with Brooke.
Well, I've taken his money, so I'm going

do the job.

Fine.

You better get going, then, aren't you?

I'll see you later.

Oh, it's my lucky day, Liv.

Guinness, please.

Traps. No bottle.

Well, it's been a long day. I'll have a
bottle.

I was looking for the Mahoney brothers.

That's nice for you.

I haven't seen them.

It's unlikely.

The thing is, I'm not looking for them.

Oh, yeah.

Quickly.

What's up?

Sign this and I'll post it on the way.

What is it, that time already?

Flyers or whatever.

Look, Loeb, don't worry about Ken.

He'll be in his element.

Well, it's a nice night for it.

Cheers.

Not contributing.

No, I don't give a damn.

I give you a paper to read.

You're having time for a good cause.

Well, as I told you, I'm looking for a
couple of brothers and big cases, blue

-eyed. They're Irish.

I'm sitting with you.

I think you should leave.

Me? Yeah.

Night, glory, night.

What do you want?

Well, what do you think?

I don't know what to think.

You're supposed to be at Doreen's. I
know, mate.

I can't go round here like this. Can I?
Look at me.

Come on, you're not going to refuse a
drowning man, are you?

Yeah, drowned in Guinness by the look of
it.

Just the place to lay me head, sir.

What can I? I haven't got any room. I
mean, the buppy people are arriving

tomorrow and it's all set up for them.
Look, mate, got at Doreen's.

About your office, I can keep down in
there.

Oh, yeah.

Now, look, mind how you go. Look, put
the light on.

Ken, there's crates in there!

Oh, you mind the paintwork?

Through there.

Some breakfast, Ken. Oh, that's no
solitaire.

Oh. Tea and a drink.

Oh, dear.

Oh, here you are.

Morning.

Bit fragile, are we?

Look, I can hardly sit in an Irish pub
sipping lime juice, can I? I mean, one

drink leads to another.

So, um, what happened to see you later,
eh?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Sorry?

I sat up till nearly two o 'clock.

You could have phoned or did the little
people cut the wires? Oh, don't be

silly. Come on, it was late. I didn't
want to wake you up. No, come in drunk

the middle of the night. I'm not a
dosser.

No, that's why I come in.

Working for Brook, Kent. Anything could
have happened. You could have phoned.

I'm sorry, though. I didn't want to wake
you up.

I wasn't asleep.

I'm all eyed into nothing there, aren't
I? You bloody thing.

Delivery blokes in a China Five could
fit it up.

Yes, well, electrics are in your family,
don't they, Anif?

Well, me brother's got a shop that...
Well, come on, then. You have a go.

Come on, you.

Hi. Yeah.

I'm a bit worried about this reception
due for the Bappy people.

Oh, I've got Ethel on with it now.

Sure, I think you should order another
crate of wine, love.

It shifts fast when it's free.

Oh, yes, all right.

Done.

And I'll believe it.

Test it.

Well, I've got a tape.

Here, where's that advert?

Harry.

Oh, tell her, Ethel.

I'll send her knife down to Massey's,
pick up a tape.

Well, this could be it, Ken. Start us up
at pig.

Oh, what's that? You sold out to the
Arabs, have you?

No, the video.

If it goes down well, I might make it a
full -time fixture.

How did he go for you last night?

Terrible. Harry? Yeah? Bappy.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

What's gone into him these days?

Here you are, Mr. Collington. Thank you
very much.

Oh, yes, Mr.

Harvey, Mr. Pimp.

Computer repair months, please. Is that
right?

River Levenson, second floor.

And there's a copy in the lounge, if you
should require it.

Oh, yes, Mr. Hart.

Here we are, sir. Thank you.

He must have it.

Action -packed, all the thrill.

Oh, smashing.

They're going to love it.

Hey, take over in here a minute, will
you?

Anif, Muslims aren't allowed to drink,
are they?

Are you thinking of applying for
membership?

No, I was just wondering what it was
like.

Being a Muslim?

No, not drinking.

I'm sorry, Ken. I do drink and I'm not a
Muslim at the moment. I see.

You worry about?

Well, he's preparing for this evening's
event.

Oh, of course. The master of ceremonies
bit. Yeah, I've seen the shirt.

Quite. It does represent the thrusting,
cutting edge of British hotelism. My

words exactly, Anif.

Hey, I thought Anif was your warm -up
man. No need, mate, no need. Good

to Bapius. Everybody happy.

Well, at least he's cheerful.

From what you say about the system
you're in,

you could do it all.

word processing, balance sheets, cost
effect studies. You could even run your

own business.

Your recipe?

Standard one, but my measurements and a
little touch of something.

Perhaps you'd let me into the secret.

Heart of cooking.

More wine.

Everything all right?

Oh, Mr Collins, migrating bird.

Bye, Anne, you're here.

The bed comfortable, is it, sir? I mean,
it ought to be.

House pillars, feathers.

Oh, no, it's always just a little joke,
you know. I mean, well, I mean,

actually, they're foam.

You know, more suited to a fireman,
really, you know, foam.

You'll excuse me.

find that.

Get it down your head. Put hairs on your
chest.

Look, about these friends of mine... Oh,
we're all friends here.

Drink up.

Drink up. It doesn't do to refuse a
whittleman, you know.

Right.

Cheers.

Now then, the purpose of this little
occasion was to welcome you all to the

ground and to break the ice a little
bit.

and to provide some entertainment.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you'd all
like to take your seats, please.

Thank you.

You're all sorted out, aren't you?

What, are you in a kick or something?

I don't think it is a machine.

Having problems?

Heart? Herb cooking?

Tape problems.

Have you another?

No, we haven't.

I think it is the tape, Mr Crawford.

Stop laughing.

I have a cassette, a demonstration
video.

Would you like to try it?

Yes, please.

I'll fetch it.

Bloody cake.

More bloody wine.

Here's the flight, sir.

Join in.

Look, I'll be back in a minute.

Righty -do.

It's through there. You can't miss it.

It's a wall.

Herbs are so important that they only
take over sometimes.

Yeah. But they are important.

So the friendly little weed growing in
the streams is now cultivated

commercially on a large scale.

And this is perhaps the one kitchen that
we all take for granted. Oh, night dog.

There you go.

Night dog.

Two thousand years ago.

The Romans had something like 50 or
60...

Ken?

Ken?

Are you alright?

Not again.

Oh, have a nice lying, did you?

Hey, what's all this? Many of your
importance behind the desk.

Yes, well, I've sent a leaf down to
masses. Did Doreen tell you that

was a duff? I've sent him to get me quid
back.

Never trust a special offer, Harry.

No, never again, Ken.

Not until the next time, anyway.

Anyway, you went down to the tomb,
didn't you, Doreen?

But you didn't, seemingly.

Anyway, Buffy went off happy this
morning.

And you made it quit.

Well, I will have when Anif gets back.

Get off.

What the hell do you think you're doing?
Why is he your little game? He's a

thief. That ain't my type. You leave him
alone.

You hurt him, mate.

We'll hurt you.

I'm not having this. You just come in
here. Harry, I thought we were going to

talk this through sensibly. You just
come in here, wrapping up my stuff.

Look, I've apologised. I'm sorry. I
regret what I did.

Well, you should be, mate. I regret it,
mate. I should call the police now, you

know that.

Well, why don't you? What? Call the
police, then we can go through all this

again. You can explain to them that you
are showing video films, pirate video

films, to your guests.

Hang about, hang about. I can show films
here.

Where's your licence, then?

Anyway, you can't show pirate films. It
was an illegal copy.

Then it was an illegal copy that I hired
fair and square from your so -called

bloody video shop, wasn't it? Ray, calm
down, for God's sake.

This is getting us nowhere.

If you knew that your stock was being
pirated, why didn't you call the police

the first place?

Tell them what?

Customers aren't coming to my shop
anymore.

I'm losing business left, right and
centre. I don't know where to.

Right.

You've taken precautions.

Precautions, how?

I've spoken to the other dudes. It's
probably a professional gang turning the

house in a state.

Undercutting us, not only on legitimate
stock.

They're offering all the latest releases
as well. A licensed business can't

compete. Now, look, mate, take my advice
and call in the police.

Now, I'm going to forget this little
incident here, but the police seem like

answer to me.

Hello.

You can eat what?

Will the kitchen yet? I'm coming out.

You'll have to excuse me.

I think we're all settled, Doreen. If
you'll see Mr Massey out.

I think he's right, you know, about the
police.

Yeah, maybe, but all me records, you
know, stock, higher details, membership

records. Oh, yeah.

Well, they're not exactly clear at the
moment.

I'll have to sort it out.

Perhaps I could sort it out.

How do you mean?

Well, I run an accountancy service, and
I know what it's like to put everything

into a business.

I'll call round later.

Oh, done.

First, how much?

I'll call round later.

Hey, got your message, love? Great.

This is no wonder this guy doesn't want
to fleece round.

He's fleeced his till so much, it looks
as if he hasn't traded for months.

And that's your problem. What it is now,
I'm doing his books and I'm sorting out

all his membership files. And I need
some help.

How about it, kid?

Oh, come on. I'm no good with figures,
am I? You know, I've got to chase these

blue -eyed brothers tonight.

It won't take a minute. I just want you
to look through the videos.

That's going to take years.

No, idiot. Just check through. See if
there are any more duds like Harry's.

What's this all about, can I ask? Well,
Harry's tape was probably someone at

home making a copy and returning the
wrong tape, right?

Or it could be the result of a copying
outfit getting greedy and keeping the

originals. Either way, Ken, it's a lead.

Yeah, of sorts.

And I need more leads.

Find more duds.

I'm looking for Boone.

He's not here.

Where then?

I don't know.

Did you leave messages for Mr. Brooke?

No. Well, none that I know of.

I knew I should have started at this
end. Hey, come and have a look at this.

Now we can find out. Now we can nothing.
I'm going back to my daytime job. I can

feel that Tom breathing down my neck and
then breaking it.

I'll see ya.

I've had as much Guinness tonight as any
man could take.

I don't believe these old harrowing
brothers exist.

Told you Brooke was bad news.

I'm done enough.

Well, I've got something for you.

Come and see.

Now, look.

I've put all these into this so that I
can cross -reference all membership with

Filmside, right?

You found one of the dud at Massey's.
Now, that was taken out by Mr Burroughs.

And Harry's one was taken out by Mr Lee.

And guess what?

What?

I've checked every film those two have
hired. And over the past month, every

film that Burroughs hires, Lee takes out
the week after and vice versa.

Well, they both like the same films.

Eighteen films over a four -week period.

And they both live in the same house and
estate.

Oh, come on, Dorian, I'm really tired.

I want you to find out. Find out what?

I want you to find out if Liam burrows a
pirate in Massey's stock.

Look, if Massey says there's
professionals involved, I do not want to

Go to the police.

Oh, I can't, Ken.

Massey won't wear it.

Anyway, could be nothing.

Coincidence? Computer error?

I'm not going to act as a vigilante, you
know.

See what you can find out.

And at the least, recover Matthew the
original.

And I'll add your finder's fee to mine,
and if you find out anything else... I'm

not going to find out anything, because
I'm not going to get involved.

A local dealer's a part.

£500 for information.

Come on, love, I'm really tired.

I've got these two invisible Irish
brothers and silent Tom breathing down

neck.

Mm.

Excuse me, do you know your way round
here? I should do. I've been here ever

since it was built.

A bit bright for you in here.

Do you know where East Wind Block 4
Level 3 is?

I've got a headache because I'm in a
case.

Oh, from the SS or what?

I'd take them off if I were you, you
look deaf.

Oh, come on, mate, don't mess me about.

I've been here half an hour already.

Excuse me.

Still lost, are you?

How's your headache?

Look, could you please tell me where
flat 14, block 4, level 6 is?

Well, if I was you, I wouldn't start
here.

Look, you're talking to a bloke in a
hurry, mate.

You are from the Dole office, aren't
you?

I can always tell.

Mrs. Lee?

Hello? Mrs. Lee?

Mrs. Lee?

Clear off!

Me office in here.

Glad to hear it.

Can I have a word with him?

We've got one of them devil men to do.

All I want to do is talk to your old
man.

OK?

Sorry, I can't offer you a cup of
something.

My electric kettle's broken. We're all
electric here.

Oh, I could pour some water in a
saucepan, I suppose.

No, I'm fine.

I'm just grateful for the chance to get
my breath back.

The thing is, I'm trying to look for a
videotape.

Your husband seems to have made a
mistake. He sent the wrong one back.

We can't afford a video.

Well, you had one.

Joseph even joined one of those clubs.

Matthews, was it?

I think so.

He was made redundant, so we were given
a spot of cash.

We got the video on iron and bought a
couple of things as well.

We even had a weekend wedding.

Pity it didn't last.

Anything else turn up?

The washing machine factory was the only
thing he knew.

There was the old shift, got the
redundancy.

Five of them.

Been doing it for years, since school.

I'm sorry about your video, I'd say.

Yeah, so am I, Mrs Lee.

Sorry to trouble you.

Sure problem.

Come in here a minute.

Agar's my name.

Agar. I could help you and your lot.

Your lot?

You know, the DHSS.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, you have these people, don't
you? I mean, people who help you out,

give you information, spies,
surveillance operatives.

Yeah, but I'm not supposed to talk about
business, not when I'm on duty.

Oh, don't have to say anything.

Mum's the word. Just nod.

I mean, I could put some information
your way, if you'll get my meaning.

I mean, and then maybe... Maybe what?

Well, I could tell you all about some
people on the fiddle.

And they're all at it on this estate,
you know. All of them.

Look, you've got me completely wrong,
you know. I'm not who you think I am.

no, say no more.

What's a favour among friends?

I know you'll see me right when the time
comes.

Yeah, terrific. Well, I'd better be
going.

Well, there's five of them at it, down
below.

In the lock -ups, every morning. They're
all on the dole, every one of them.

Disgraceful. I knew you were from the
Social Security.

Take a look.

You see those garages?

The green one.

That's it. I bet you they're in there
now. At it.

Video films.

Blue movies. You name it. And they sell
them on the estate.

I don't buy them, never.

What, they've offered you videos?

Well, no, but I know what goes on. I
keep my eyes and ears open.

I knew you blokes would get after them
sooner or later.

Five of them, you say? Yes.

Here. And I know two blokes who are
doing cars up.

No, that's not for me. That's a
different department.

I understand.

Are you going to get the police? Because
I could get them for you. Or the

dealers, because they give rewards, you
know.

No, not yet.

I've got to get some evidence.

Well, it's all down there in the lock
-up.

I'll see for myself.

Well, you'll do that.

Don't forget who told you.

No, I won't.

Could I have three copies of Gone With
The Wind, please?

I don't know what you're on about.

Who the hell are you?

A customer.

Customer for what?

For this.

What the hell?

What a racket.

Not one of your tapes don't work.

Look, mate, if you want trouble, you've
got it.

No, no, no. It's nothing like that.

What then?

Well, you've been rumbled.

You sent some daft tapes back to Massey.
I told you. It was a mistake.

Which one of you is Lee?

He's got our names.

Yes, now.

All right, what are you after?

Look, all I'm after is Massey's original
tapes.

What's this?

He knows.

I bet he does.

Come to put us down, have you?

William, too late. We're finished.

Go tell that to your friends.

Friends? You only wanted to make a
couple of bob, all right? We're not

muscle in on anyone's patch.

Anyway, we're finished.

Been warned off, have you? Too right.

As soon as we tried to sell outside the
estate, your blokes got heavy.

He got us into it.

Getting us to put our redundancy money
into this lot.

You didn't say anything when you thought
you were going to make a few bob, did

you? We all should have said something.

I can't shift any of this gear. It went
well out of pocket.

So's Mr Massey. Not from us, mate.

We just wanted to flog a couple of
copies round the estate.

We're not trying to be any... Look, I'm
not the opposition.

Then who are you?

Well, let's say I work for Massey.

You're on your own, eh?

Oh, don't be so stupid.

There's obviously a professional gang on
to you.

Not just me.

If they don't do anything about it...
There's a very active member of the

Watch Committee who'll shop you sooner
than look at you.

Give him message tapes.

You wouldn't be interested in a video

recorder. And for blank tapes.

No, thanks. Ciao.

Good day, sir.

We understand that you're looking for
us.

Now, why would that be?

It's quite simple, actually. Good.

We're listening.

Hey, the real crafty one is Mr. Brooke.

If the truth be told, we own some money.

Gambling debt.

Well, I don't want your money.

Wait a moment.

We insist.

Our money's as good as Mr. Brooke's.

Well, it probably is his.

Oh, you're a real charmer, Mr. Boone.
Yeah, well, I'd better be going. I've

things to return.

What about our offer?

I don't know.

You see, Mr. Boone, we're overdue on our
payments.

And Mr. Brooke is not a reasonable man.

Nor is his friend Tom.

We need a little more time.

Another day or so. Now, you seem to have
the man's confidence.

You want me to negotiate?

Well, sort of.

I don't think so. I've also met Tom.

Well, how about keeping this little
meeting a secret?

Just undisclosed.

Now, that's not a problem, though, is
it?

It's not that we don't have the money,
Mr Boone. We almost have it. We'll have

it tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be a better day for us.

If Tom gets us, he'll break our fingers
before we can reach into our pockets.

You see, we're not paupers, Mr Boone.

Well, I can hardly say I've found you. I
mean, you've found me.

Yes. And I'm off the payroll tomorrow.

Go on.

Well, what exactly is it you two do?

Electrical goods, Mr. Boone.

We're in business.

Oh, you certainly are.

Import -export, just the sideline.

Import -export, pull the other one. Aye,
aye, aye, Mr.

Boone. You're doing us an injustice.

Look, all our gear is legitimately
purchased.

A word of honour.

Purchased? How?

Little bendy bits of plastic, Mr. Boone.
Wonderful things. Very convenient.

You mean... You bought all this with
credit cards.

It must have cost you thousands.

Well, let's say we enjoy a very healthy
collateral.

In the shape of Brookie the bookie.

I see.

Well, listen, are you interested in
video players?

No questions asked?

What are you saying, Mr Boone?

Well, some mates of mine, they've got
some electrics they want to get shot

They're not new and good nick.

How about it?

Video players?

Yeah. Lots of cassettes?

Well, we normally buy new gear.

Well, we can make a deal.

About Brookie.

You buy the gear off my mates, I won't
tell him I've found you.

Then you can pay him tomorrow.

You got a deal?

Ah.

All right.

Where and when?

Hey, well, you look cheerful. Two birds
with one stone, mate. Hey, well done,

you.

Hey. King Kong's looking for you. Big
Tom?

I never saw him.

Probably lurking about outside.

Well, that brookie can go on a back
burner for a bit. Look, mate, now you're

playing with fire. Now make sure you
don't get burnt.

Yeah.

I was right.

Well, almost.

Not quite.

Liam Burrows were definitely small time.

Were? Yeah. They're quitting. They never
made any money. The big boys were on to

them. Oh.

Well, any idea where the big boys are?

No, no idea at all. I don't want to know
either.

The job's done, finished.

Mind you, I promised I wouldn't go to
the fling.

No reward.

Buy me dinner.

What about the Blue Eye Brothers?

Cracked it.

Brookie will be pleased. I hope so.

Now, what about dinner?

I'm working at home.

Take away?

You fetch it. You're on.

The one I hired?

I thought I hired.

Where did you get it, Kev? Ken retrieved
it for Mr Massey.

Hey, smash it. Well done, you.

Did you recover my quid? Oh, come on,
Harry.

Calling in the police?

No, it's not worth it.

I think it's worth it to Mr Massey.

Well, they're out of business now.

Yeah, but they should still be brought
to book, Ken. Oh, come on, a bunch of

blokes trying to earn a few bob, that's
all.

I mean, they invested all their
redundancy payment in that scheme and it

wrong. They've learnt their lesson. Oh,
not entirely, I think, Ken, depriving

legitimate businessmen. Oh, leave it
out, Harry. They're a bunch of no

Oh, men after your own heart, eh?

I'll see you later, Doreen. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't mean it like that.

I mean, there's a big reward for
catching video pirates and he needs the

He might, but he doesn't let it run his
life.

What?

That's the difference between you two,
Harry.

You can't sleep because of a pound. Oh,
come on, Dory, now be fair.

I mean, that's why I'm here and Ken
lives in a field.

Well, where are you going?

To join Ken in his field.

I have, Mr Boone.

You have news for me?

Yeah, you haven't been invited in.

Tom and Dawes, Mr Boone.

Like Tom and most things, including
humans.

Now, either you have news or you owe me
money.

You see, Tom was at the Grand Hotel
yesterday just before you arrived.

And he followed you here.

You stayed in last night.

Apart from a takeaway.

Yeah, well, if I'd known you earlier,
you could have gone and got it. Which

leads me to believe that either you have
given up or you have some knowledge of

the Mahoney brothers.

Come on, mate, that's a hopeless case.
You will be a hospital case, Mr Boone,

unless I get something from you.

On the other hand, this nice new
computer could become prematurely

OK, leave it out.

They haven't been to see you, then.

So you have seen them.

They were going to pay you off today.

We agreed.

Agreed. One of their best vices.

Next to the lion.

They're probably halfway back to Dublin
by now with a lorry load of bank goods.

Bank goods.

Import and export, they told me.

The Japanese imported.

They exported.

Home.

What did they say they owed me?

A gambling debt.

They must have kissed the blarnest on
those two.

Where are they?

I'll show you. No.

Tom will go.

I might lose my temper.

We'll wait for him at the ground.

Well, at least that thing's short.

Precisely. Get your coat.

I'm sure they're going to pay up. I'm
not.

Now, what's going on? Nothing that
concerns you.

If it's in my hotel, it concerns me.

Tell him to go away. You tell me.

I hired your friend to find someone.

Two people who owed me money.

Now, not only did he take my money, but
when he found them, he decided not to

tell me.

So not only did I lose half his fee, I
also lost five grand as well.

Five grand? That's right. I lent him 5
,000 pounds. Well, that's very trusting

of you, Mr. Brooke.

Five grand to two itinerant Irishmen.

Tom tends to ensure that my trust is
well -founded. Oh, wait a minute. Those

paddies said they had a healthy
collateral. That's your five grand,

They use that to buy credit cards. What
they do with that fund? And then they

buy the electrical equipment on the
cards and skip the country before the

come in. Oh, in the habit of financing
con men, are you, mate? What they do

the money is none of my business.

Yeah, I don't think it's any of my
business anymore.

Cool. Brookie the bleeding crookie.

Nothing.

Well, it seems they've gone, Mr. Brown.

And now it certainly is your business.

You've cost me a lot of money, Mr Boone.

And I intend that you should remember
it.

About today?

Tomorrow?

Whenever.

I can be a patient man, Mr Boone. I hope
you can.

I hope your hotel's well insured, Mr
Crawford.

First video pirates.

Liam Burrows.

Not a bloody Birmingham Mafia. I mean,
bloody hell, Ken!

Hold up!

There's one last chance. Too late.

No, look, they're going to make a pick
-up this morning. I know where the place

is. If they know, you can show us. Much
simpler.

Ah, Mrs Evans.

Are they missing tape? Yep, curfew can
do.

Curfew, Mr Lee and Mr Burrows, you mean.

What? How do you... Ken said he wasn't
going to tell you. Not your friend, Mrs

Evans.

Well, the dealer's had a phone call this
morning.

Passed on the details. Apparently
there's this gang of cop here working

lock -up on the Chrisley estate.

Sir. And it's over the place? No, no. I
mean, you don't need to do that.

You've got your tapes back.

I mean, these people are not who you're
after.

Professionals wouldn't be holed up in a
dirty garage making half a dozen copies

a month.

The small fry, Mr. Massey.

Anyway, they've given it up.

It wouldn't be worth your while.

You don't understand, Mrs. Evans. They
have knowingly and fraudulently damaged

my reputation.

And me enterprise.

I've got a right to seek reparation. I'm
calling the police.

Well, then.

We'll just stop this.

And an analysis of the last three
months' hiring.

If it's revenge or something, you'll
have to miss them. I say good luck to

But that's all you're going to get out
of them.

Your tapes.

Mr. Brooke, we were just on our way to
see you. I thought I'd save you the

That's considerate.

And Mr. Boone, nice to see you too.

We have some unfinished business.

Let's settle it now.

Of course, Mr. Brooke.

Honorable man.

I'm sure you are.

You're a hard man, Mr. Brooke.

But a fair one, Mr. Mahoney.

And 5 ,000 to 15 % still leaves you 75
pounds light, so cough up.

You're a hard man.

I can be.

75 pounds.

Thank you, boys.

It's a pleasure to do business with you.

Well, you came through in the end, Mr.
Boone.

So you won't be hearing from me.

I don't know whether your new friends
will agree with me, but I think I'll

leave you here to have a chat with them.

A

very

nice little game, Mr. Boone.

What?

You're a couple of naff crooks. You and
that thug deserve each other. Maybe so,

but we deserve you.

What's going on? What about these
videos?

The videos?

Well, listen, lads, our circumstances
are slightly changed.

Wait a minute.

We had a deal just now. Cash.

Let's just say we've become financially
embarrassed.

Ask your friend.

What's this to do with you?

Come on, they're a couple of con men.

Look, we should be getting on a little
boat to catch friends, eh?

Do you want our stuff or not?

Look, we're only left with our petrol
money.

On the other hand, we didn't do too well
on the videos.

How about a trade?

Trade? Yeah, straight swap.

Weave goods on the wagon might interest
you.

Look, you know their stuff's bent. You
don't know what you're letting yourself

in for.

Look, why don't you climb back into your
tree, mate?

All right, show us what you got.

I could do with a decent kettle for one.

You couldn't run to a microwave, could
you?

Hi, honey.

Is Ken here?

He went off with that Brooke guy.

Oh, no.

Liam Burroughs mean anything to you?

Yes.

Ken's gone to find him.

With Brooke? Why?

Something about a large pick -up for the
Mahoney brothers.

Didn't you try and stop him, Harry? Oh,
bloody hell, Doreen. Not when he's

trying to prevent the hotel being burned
down by some creature from the Blue

Lagoon. That you introduced him to.

Blame yourself, Harry Crawford. All
right, all right, all right. Now, shall

call the police? The police are already
on their way.

Look, Doreen, is there anything we can
do?

Hey, good luck.

Well, Mr Prune.

Everything completed to your
satisfaction?

Yeah, thanks.

Listen, we'd give you a lift, but I
don't think you'd like where we're

It's full of bent paddies.

Yeah, too right, mate.

Is there anything you'd like yourself?

No.

Kind of you to ask.

Well, listen, the next time we're in
Broome, we'll be sure to look you up.

You try.

I'll see you.

Ken? What is it?

Someone told Matthew what's going on.
And where. And he phoned the police.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Ada.

The slimy little creep.

Good afternoon.

Nice day for it.

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

You've not noticed any odd activity
around here recently, have you, sir?

No, but I've been fairly involved.

Yeah, I see.

Nothing at all?

Well, there is something, but I'd like
to shop anybody.

Oh, of course, sir.

Well, I think there's a peeping Tom.

Up there.

Second floor down, fourth flat along.

He's up there now. A pair of binoculars.

Got him.

Anyone there?

Diabolical liberty, isn't it?

It is.

Perhaps I'll go and have a little chat.

And what name was it, sir?

Well, no names.

No pack drill.

Well? The hotel. Harry thinks that
you've been cut into little pieces and

all over the bullring.

Well, there were moments.

But then the good guy always wins in the
end, doesn't he?

Come on.

How old is this?