All language subtitles for Boon s01e05 Unto Us Four A Son

Thank you.

Don't need some hired muscle.

Monday to Wednesday next week.

Birmingham, Nottingham, Wolverhampton.

No. No Coventry.

Couldn't fix the venue.

Yeah, Cindy will send you the tour
details.

Sellouts.

Hey, I don't handle any other kind.

Yeah. Oh, one other thing.

It'll take 15 grand to get them on stage
and another 15 to get them back to the

hotel.

Oh.

Yeah, anyway, see to that as well, will
you?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Who?

I knew him.

Coming out when?

That can't be.

He's got two, three years to do.

What are they playing at?

Don't tell me.

He's getting out for good behaviour.

OK.

Something you can do for me.

I want him watched.

Yeah. For the minute he walks out.

Yeah, yeah.

Probably nothing.

But he may be going after the boy.

Daniel.

Yes.

But just watched.

No interference.

Just keep an eye on him.

Sixties, Laurie Langley. I wonder what's
become of her these days. Never mind.

Stand by for all the latest news
headlines this Thursday morning, coming

after this.

Luxury you can afford in the
straightways bonanza.

Daniel, for God's sake, do you know what
time it is? It's quarter to nine. We

leave at 22. Now, come on.

Oh, God, I don't believe these things.
Modern technology.

It's older than I am. Why don't you get
the new one?

Don't be silly. And put the book away.

I don't want to go to school.

Fine then, stay at home.

I don't want to. You don't want to do
this, you don't want to do that, you

want to do anything anyone wants you to.

Daniel, please.

It's my last free day. I've got a
million and one things to do, people to

Can't you help me, please?

It's not my comeback.

It's not mine either. It's earning a
living, Daniel. It's keeping you at the

school you never want to go to. It's
eating.

Do you see my keys anywhere?

In the pile of washings.

I said put that away.

No.

Give it back.

Don't pull it. It's not mine. It's in
the library.

That was your fault.

Oh, I'll clear it up later. Now, come
on.

You won't be able to take him to school
tomorrow, though, will you?

I'm going to have him, I said.

Don't worry.

I'm making arrangements.

You'll get there.

Grandad's out.

Good morning to you.

Oh, sorry. Do you know what I've been
doing since 8 o 'clock this morning?

Trying to fix a hole in my roof.

I drive all the way over here to get
enough money to fix it. What are you

offering me?

Childminding! No,

as far as I can remember, you're
supposed to go round late afternoon.

Mr Boone's mail, please. Oh, Torrin, do
me a favour. You do me one. Pick up your

own box replies.

Come on. Don't rely on my secretarial
services, Ken. I've got a job to hold

down, you know. If you don't like the
work, drop the advert, right?

Yeah, I know, but come on.

Childminding? Am I looking after
someone's dog next?

It's funny you should say that.

I don't believe it. Warm, friendly,
affectionate answers to the name of...

Rover.

Childminding's under me.

Would it be all right to have a bit of
us in here? I'm trying to serve morning

coffee next to you all.

And if... Aspirins.

They're under there somewhere.

Plus it was the round table last night.

Charitable works.

A group of like -minded, socially
conscious people gathered together to...

You make any good contact?

Ken, that is not what the round table is
all about.

One or two.

Anything in it for me?

Nothing worth talking about.

Listen, anything's worth talking about
at the moment.

Queuing.

First three customers through the door
get a 90 % reduction on the bathroom

suite of their choice.

Now, the Honourable Secretary's wife got
her eye on a very nice oatmeal number.

You mean I'm going to get paid?

Ten a day.

For parking my bung outside a shop till
she swans up on the day?

Eh? Has it occurred to you that I might
just cop my 50 quid for the week, stay

put and take the bathroom suite myself?

Why? You've got nowhere to plummet in.
One thing about you Rotarians, they're

all hot.

Well, I told you it wasn't worth it.

I wouldn't say that, Harry. It puts the
job market in perspective, doesn't it?

Oh, it's nice that I'm surrounded by
mates.

Right, Rover can wait.

I'm only taking this so you don't accuse
me of being work -shy.

I don't like kids.

I never have done, even when I was one.

Laurie, I promise you, you'll be
wonderful.

In every way, the part is you.

I mean, I wouldn't have offered it
otherwise.

I'm sure. It's just such a long time
since I've performed. I am... You've got

the jitters, of course you have.

And you venture a new direction.

But you'll be fine.

I swear it.

Now, until tomorrow.

I'll see myself out.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't introduce you.
This is Ted Michaels, general manager of

the Alhambra. I'm sorry, I forgot your
name.

Boone. Ken Boone.

Charmed. You remember how big Laurie was
as a singer?

Yeah, certainly do.

Well, that is nothing to what she's
going to be. As an actress, believe me.

Well... I must have been one of your
greatest fans, you know. I've got every

record you ever made.

Really?

When I saw your signature on the letter,
I couldn't believe it.

I've even got your autograph somewhere,
you know.

He gave it to me when I was 16.

Well, I mean, you can't be much older
yourself.

It was a ready, steady go. You were
sharing the bill with Helen Shapiro.

Let me explain to you about the job.

Now, I realise it's short notice. Well,
yes, very short notice, actually.

Wayne Fontana and the Mine Vendors.

Great stuff.

Good days, weren't they? 60s?

It didn't exactly expire over the
decade.

Oh, well, no, I didn't mean that. I
mean, it's always...

Club circuits, cover versions.

No, I didn't mean that. You mean to all
intents and purposes, I expired with a

decade. Coffee or something stronger?

Oh, strong coffee.

Let's just say I changed my priorities
and I got married, settled down, had a

baby.

Which brings us to the point.

Your experience with children? Well, no,
not at all, actually. It's not really

my line of work. I'm more used to
tougher jobs.

Yes, well, Daniel, come and meet Mr
Boone.

He's doing his homework. I'm sure you'll
take to him.

So it's to and from school, is it?

Well, as I said in the letter, that
depends on you, although I'd obviously

much appreciate perhaps if you do
Saturdays and some evenings.

Well, I think just to and from school,
you know.

Daniel, this is Mr Boone who'll be
looking after you while I'm in

Hi, Daniel.

That's not homework.

Um, about the weekend, um... The car
you've seen out front, I trust you with

entirely. I imagine you'll trust me to
pay you, say, at the end of the month?

Well, yeah.

You've taken a load off my mind, Mr
Boone. But I'm really not sure about

weekends.

I know you're not, Ken.

But you'd do it for Laurie, wouldn't
you?

Could I have him call you back?

As soon as possible. Thank you.

Hello, green...

Hello, Greenway Productions.

Mr Gottlieb, hello.

He's in conference at the moment, but I
know he wants to speak to you.

There must be no violence.

Do you understand that?

Jeff. What do you want? Buddy Gottlieb
on the line from LA.

OK, I'll take it.

Hey, Buddy.

How's it going?

What have we got?

Have we got a tour?

I haven't heard him so excited since he
thought he'd won the Irish sweepstake.

Well, I thought I'd fan and just let you
know.

I've met Laurie Langley. I've met Laurie
Langley about 25 times before the money

ran out.

Yeah, well, you don't understand these
things. She was a teenage pin -up of

mine. So what's she like, then?

Well, not quite what she was when she
was 16, but then nor am I.

Still, you haven't been through half the
men in Britain in the meantime.

Just as well.

What makes you think she has?

Sunday Express.

News of the world? Oh, well, it's got to
be true then, hasn't it?

Don't tell me you didn't follow my
steamy exploit by Britain's hottest

singer. I don't pay any attention to
rumour. What rumour? She wrote it

Aye, for money. Oh, come on. All right,
she's down on her luck. Now give her a

break, will you?

As long as she's paying my wages, she's
a respectable married woman.

Divorced. All right, divorced.

What difference does that make?

The difference is, as only the tabloid
readers amongst us will recall, her

husband didn't want to leave her custody
as a kid. Aye, took of love. Either

that, or he suspected she might farm him
out to potential child batterers like

you.

I've got to get ready for the casino.
See you. Bye.

Teenage pin -up.

Ready for the morning inspection, eh?

Yes, Sergeant.

Yes, sir. All the troops, rearing to go.

All present and correct.

All ship -shaped, Bristol fashion.

Well, let's have a look then, anyway.

Clean hands.

Clean face.

Blazer on. Cap adjusted.

One satchel.

Hey, what's that G for?

It's none of your business. Oh, all
right. Come on.

No, no, no, you're quite right. I'm the
chauffeur.

You're the school kid.

I drive.

You read your comic.

Well, the G stands for Greenway, and
it's not a comic.

It looks like a comic from here.

Hey, you're reading this?

Yes. What were you hiding it for?

Mum doesn't like me reading about cars.

Well, a kid your age reading a book like
that, she should be proud of you.

What does your dad think?

He doesn't want to know either.

Well, what's he, some sort of ecologist
or something?

It's a concert promoter.

I don't get it.

Nor do I.

Come on.

Hurrah!

Good morning, all.

Good morning.

I see you've found the refreshments.

First of all, let me apologise for the
surroundings.

It's all a bit outward -bound, I know,
with the testing of the Alhambra for dry

rot. And we wouldn't want any nasty
accidents.

On stage, at least.

Now, I'm sure you all know each other.

John, John Gates playing Tony.

Ben Wilde's Jules.

Our charming Charmian, Melissa.

And the lady with the asp, Laurie.

Laurie Langley.

Hi.

I'm sure it's going to be great working
with you.

I'm really looking forward to it.

Ford Cortina, Saab Turbo, Mini City.

Oh, it's too easy.

You've got many friends, Daniel.

Micro, 1 .6.

BMW 3 Series, Mini Metro.

And this model is 9 .5 to 1.

OK,

Professor. You've convinced me you're
not bluffing.

Come on.

Where do you learn all that, then?

In books?

I don't have anything much else to do.

What about school?

That's a bore. They don't teach you
anything worth knowing.

See you later.

Wait a minute.

How are you on motorbikes?

I've never studied them.

No, I don't mean that.

Riding on them.

Have you got one?

Yeah.

650. Air -cooled.

Vertical twin engine.

Can do 80 miles an hour before any of
these get out of first gear.

I'll pick you up on it later on this
afternoon, eh?

What, you?

Yeah. You work hard. Pay attention to
your lessons.

How will you know?

I trust you.

Hey, what do you think?

Well,

Trust House 40 use them.

Well, Trust House 40 have got more than
one full -time member of staff, haven't

they? Two, if you don't mind. Oh, I see.
You're worried they might think

Hannity's the boss.

Yes, well, good.

Yeah, nice of you to drop in, Ken.

Always pleasant to chew the fat.

There's nothing about Laurie Langley in
today, particularly not in the sports

section. Is there anything for me?

Yeah.

Here you go. Hey, scrambling.

I could take him scrambling, couldn't I?

National Motorcycle Museum.

Where? Who?

Daniel. He'd love it.

What are you wrong about? Daniel's a
kid, right? Yeah.

His mum wants me to take care of him.
I'm going to work weekends. I can pay

weekends. Oh, no, no, Kenny.

I can smell parental instincts here.
Hey, are you laying this on for Dory's

benefit? Hey.

Hey!

That's the hotel copy.

Peace, peace.

Dost thou not see my baby at my breast
that sucks on earth asleep?

As sweet as balm, as soft as air, as
gentle, oh, Antony.

Okay.

Yes, that's her.

It's extraordinary.

It's, um... It's an excellent piece of
work on.

Right.

It's everybody else on, and all down to
the big, tragic finale.

Yeah, OK, then, buddy. If we bring them
over in May, I can do you the National

Exhibition Centre, which is 40 ,000
capacity, average seat £6, minus cost,

minus your cut, minus my cut, which
is... You got that first,

yeah. Oh, just a second, buddy.

Yeah? Mr Gottlieb, hello.

You're certain it's Mother, isn't it?
Yes. Well, he's just... It must be

Yeah, he's just... Listen.

Don't screw up twice.

And remember, minimum force.

Any developments, ring back.

Mr Gottlieb?

Mr Gottlieb?

What, you all right?

You behave yourself.

I'm not going to have to chat with your
teacher, am I?

Tell you what.

I've got a treat in store for us.

Look at this.

Every major bike built this century on
exhibition.

I've always wanted someone to go with
me.

I'm sorry. I really think it would be
better if we were to call a halt now.

Now, don't work yourself into a state,
Laurie.

Listen, the alternative, actually, is
signing on.

Laurie, for you, your son's door.

Look, Ted, what are you trying to pull
on us?

Just help her find her confidence.

She's a name, Melissa.

A name it has been, Ted.

Hello?

Yes?

I'll have to go. Laurie. It's Dan.

Laurie?

Yeah, Birmingham, please.

I hope it's bloody Birmingham.

Yeah, no, the name's Greenaway.

Greenaway. No, there's no initials. It's
Greenaway Concert Promotions.

Well, Pop Promotions.

Who's Greenaway?

The kid's dad.

You're going to tell his dad?

He's the one who set all this up.

Oh, terrific, love. Thank you.

Look, I've got a delivered package over
there. Could you give me the address?

23... Yeah, Benson Court.

Yeah. All right, thanks.

Look,

mate, I'm sure you know what you're
doing and you're obviously in a tearing

hurry, but are you trying to tell me
that this Daniel's been kidnapped by his

own father?

Well, why not? It happens all the time,
doesn't it?

Or could it be somebody else?

Jeff.

What's the matter?

What's going on?

How do you live your life?

What?

You go along from day to day, doing
what's expedient, what's good for you,

what's good for business.

Comes a time when you try to do what's
right, even to know what's right.

Where's Greenaway?

What you done with him?

Hey, now, look, whoever you are, you
don't charge in here. I know, I know.

You've got friends. I just met two of
them, tough guys with a ten -year -old

kid.

Where's Daniel? That's what I'm asking
you.

You're with Cormac, aren't you? I'm
working on my own, mate. You're the one

the snatch team.

Team? Yeah, that gorilla and the stunt
driver.

Did he go in the car?

No, they went in the rickshaw. Listen, I
want answers to my questions.

I should have been there.

Yeah, you should have done. Lovely
party.

How do I do it?

How am I so consistent? How do I always
attract the dregs of mankind?

Laurie, I haven't got him. Don't lie to
me. I never did.

He's with Cormac. Cormac? Cormac? That's
not true. He's in... Out.

Yesterday. Full remission.

Well, why the hell didn't you let me
know?

You accept a call from me. No, excuse
me. He should have been watched. I made

sure he was. By who? You came the big
businessman and you paid someone?

And you, what were you doing? No, I was
outside the school. I just don't believe

it. You just stood by and let Cormac
take him. There's nothing I could do.

I said no violence.

What are you, all afraid of him?

And you lost him.

Look, this needs some sort of
clarification.

All right.

I'll tell you once and I'll tell it
quickly.

You weren't frightened.

Do you want to go back to your mum?

You're quite a kid, did you know that?

Don't you want to find out anything
about me?

You can drive?

I can.

I can't do very much else, but I can
drive.

Do you know how big you were when I last
saw you?

You wouldn't remember.

Are you a friend of my mother?

Yeah, in a way.

I used to work for her. I used to be a
chauffeur when she had a

chauffeur. Must have been a long time
ago.

I just turned up at the school to take a
look at you. That's all. I wasn't even

going to talk to you.

Who are the screws?

Screws?

They keep you under guard or what?

I couldn't just sit back and watch it,
could I?

What are we going to do now?

We can go driving.

Yeah, we can go driving.

Like before?

No, not like before. Why not?

Because the police don't like people
driving like that.

And if they stop us, what are we going
to say?

They're going to say to me, who's this
kid? And I'm going to say, that's Daniel

Greenaway. And they're going to say to
you, is this your father?

And what are you going to say?

I'd say yes.

Yeah, you could say that.

Do you think we'll look alike?

We've got some colour eyes.

That's right, we have.

Have we got anything else in common?

Cars.

Come here, wipe your mouth.

Where are we going?

Driving. Wherever you want.

My name's Cormac.

Cormac something or something Cormac.

Cormac, Cormac.

Okay, Cormac, Cormac, let's go.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's
get this straight.

You're telling me Daniel's with his
father?

His natural father.

His actual father. You're not
questioning paternity? No. And whose

birth certificate?

Mine.

Look. I know it sounds crazy, but in the
circumstances, is that important?

Not really, Mr Greenaway.

It's just the law, that's all.

Miss Langley, you knew Cormac.

Obviously.

Did you see him again after he left your
employment?

No.

Are you going to mount a search or not?
Mr Greenaway, whatever it says in the

police recruitment ads, I'm not a social
worker.

I'm not a marriage guidance counsellor.
I just chase villains.

Cormac's a villain. Was a villain.

He's done his time.

And he hasn't been misleading the public
registrar for the past ten years.

Are you saying you can't pick him up?

The details are out. We'll do our best
to bring Daniel back.

Unless maltreatment can be proved
against Cormac, either physical or

psychological... He's taken the kid away
from his mother!

That may not be a crime, Mr Greenaway.

Hey, wait a minute. If it's revenge
you're after, you can mount a private

prosecution.

You may well win.

But for all I'm not a social worker, I
can tell you who'll lose.

Will he do anything?

I don't know.

Will you stay by the phone?

Where are you going?

To look for Daniel.

Jeff, I was wrong in your office to be
angry.

You've always done more for him than you
had a duty to.

A surname and a maintenance check.

There's nothing I couldn't afford.

Do you care for him?

I'm not sure that I did.

I think I was just using them as a way
to... Way to what?

If you don't know now.

Well, where would you go then, Harry?
I'm not a child, that's again.

Well, it's got to be somewhere cheap.
Oh, perhaps he'll turn up here.

I don't think that's funny, Doreen.
Isn't it time you hit the roulette

It's nine, nine o 'clock.

Then get an apron on and give me a hand.

But didn't Cormac object to losing his
parental rights? Well, yeah, I imagine

did. Then he got out of work, got on the
wrong side of the law. That's what

Greenaway had on him.

That Greenaway needs his head tested.

Oh, typical remark from you, Harry. I
suppose you'd leave that kid out on the

hillside, wouldn't you? Now, calm down,
Ken. They're not even classified by

price. And what makes you think he can
afford a room? Listen, Ken. I'm not

discussing it any further, Doreen.

There is a ten -year -old kid probably
roughing it in the middle of Birmingham.

That's what's important.

No, he's right, look.

I'm not just an article in the Daily
Star, you know.

How was that for a first day, eh?

And do you know what I'm going to do
tomorrow?

I'm going to teach you how to drive.

Oh, God.

Okay, no problem.

Now, this is where we'll flop.

So, straight to bed, and then in the
morning, are you listening?

In the morning, I'm going to find a bit
of weight ground, and then it's your

turn.

What do you think?

We're really staying here?

Why not?

Bit of a home from home, isn't it?

Not my home. I thought that was it.

Well, it depends on what you're used to,
that's all.

What are you used to, Cormac?

There.

That'll be four pounds extra.

What do you mean, four pounds? Four
pounds for this?

Well, there's a little thing called
inflation, you see.

Maybe you've been somewhere it doesn't
exist, eh?

It's four pounds a route.

You'll be going first thing in the
morning, then, won't you?

Go and play with the men's fuses.

Cool, Mark.

I'm hungry.

OK. Look.

In the morning, there's some people that
I can see.

Now, we just need a bit of money.

A little something for petrol, eh?
Because then we can go to London.

Have you ever been to London?

No. I see all the sights.

Big Ben, the tower, the lot.

And there's work down there.

I'll set us up in a little flat, just
the two of us, and we're going to live

like kings.

You're planning to look after me?

Why not?

And what are you suggesting, that I'm
not capable?

You gonna take your jacket off?

I'm cold.

Good night, Daniel.

Sweet dreams.

Hello, Hotel Vamber.

I wonder if you could... Yes, I know the
time. Thank you.

I wonder if... No, I'm not making a
booking.

I wanted to check if you'd got someone
staying with you. A man and a boy.

Possibly under the name of Cormac.

No?

Okay.

Thank you.

Hello?

I didn't know Harry was employing a
night clerk.

He isn't.

in common with half the other hotels in
Birmingham.

Any luck?

Oh, yeah.

Saw the dawn come up over Smethwick. A
once -in -a -lifetime experience, I

What are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

Oh, Doreen.

Just don't think I'm ashamed into it,
that's all. Oh, come on. And I'm not

it for the kid or his mother or for
however many fathers he's got, right?

Don't leave many motives, does it?

Not a lot.

Either a sentimental attachment to
domestic life or you.

I'll settle for the first one.

That's because you weren't married for
seven years.

Oh, Ken, you're crazy.

You haven't been paid a penny.

You probably never will be.

You've met these people for a day and
had the privilege of being run over by

of them.

And then next you're out all night
trying to sort out their family

Where's that going to get you?

About as far as that, I should think.

Oh, hello. Hotel Venice.

Yes, I wonder if you could help me. Very
early, yes.

I wanted to check if you'd got someone
staying with you.

I know it's confidential.

Well, it's just that my husband ran off
yesterday.

No, I don't mind. Well, it's just that
he's left his tablets at home.

Yeah. What sort of tablets?

Incontinence.

This is some kind of joke.

No, it isn't a joke.

Well, it's your linen.

Who are you?

Mrs. Cormack.

Well, if you'd just run your eyes down
the list.

Business is bad, you know. Oh, I'm
sorry, business is bad.

Neither of them are called Cormack.

Well, there wouldn't be a man and a boy,
would they?

Yeah. Boy about ten years old.

Thank you.

It could be. It could very well be.
Where is it? Well, it's Hotel Venice at

Northover Road. Right, call Laurie. Tell
her to be here in one hour. I'm going

to have to wake Harry up. I need the
van.

But he couldn't keep on my tail, eh?

Not when I'm trying to change out of my
pyjamas on the way.

Come on.

I've got a business to run, Ken.

Look, why couldn't you have done this on
your own? I can't get three people on

my motorbike, can I? Well, Doreen would
have lent you a car.

Come on, this goose is not dangerous. He
was only just a driver.

Driving men carry shotguns, and how do
we know that some of it hasn't rubbed

on him?

Anyway, what am I supposed to do?

Just follow me and try and look tough.

Oh.

Morning, love.

What's the manager about?

Are you the manager?

Who wants him?

We've got reason to believe there's a
Mr.

Cormack staying here. He can help us
with our inquiries.

Show us where he is and you can keep
your license.

In there?

You're not going to break the door down,
are you?

It would hardly lower the tone of the
place, would it?

Hey, come here. Look at all this dump.

Now, what do you call it, the Hotel
Venice?

Hey, you ready?

Yeah, sure.

You could at least put a few cheap
prints on the wall to hide the worst

Hey, Harry, come on. Come in.

Right.

Stay where you are. There's keys
outside.

What? Daniel. It's Ken.

Where is he?

What? The key, Daniel. Where is he?

Not the law. Come on, let's have some
ID.

All right, we're not old, Bill. Just
relax, Cormac, OK?

What we want to see is justice. You're a
free man.

Do us all a favour.

Just hit that fast lane on EM1.

What, and forget about Daniel?

You know where he is, don't you?

Yeah, maybe I do.

Harry, I'll phone you in an hour. You're
not counting me out. I'm coming with

you. You want to see Daniel, you go with
Harry.

He's my son!

All right, all right. You just step in
the road. I owe you a mouthful of

Remember?

So why isn't he back yet? I don't know.

Maybe it was a false alarm.

Possibly.

Why didn't he get in touch with me
before he went?

Perhaps he thought that your presence
wouldn't be helpful.

Helpful?

I am at least related to Daniel, one way
or another.

That's what I mean.

Plus, you'd have to come face to face
with Cormac.

I'm not scared of Cormac.

Jeff, no one thinks you are.

What they think is maybe Daniel should
be spared his nearest and dearest for a

while, that's all.

Why don't we go and sit down and I'll
make you some coffee, eh?

Daniel, come on, mate.

I'm going to take you home.

What home?

Here you go.

Hey, I thought you were going to wash
your face.

How many games does it have?

Four. And your hands.

What's top speed?

What's on the clock.

If you were my kid... I'm doing 120
miles an hour.

Where are you headed?

Anywhere.

Come on, move back.

You're not going fast enough.

Hold tight.

So,

when did you two meet?

I was 68.

I was topping the bill at the Liverpool
Empire.

It was the last time I topped the bill
anywhere.

Jeff was still in a group then, playing
support.

Remember what we were called?

Oh, Archipelago.

What? Hippies, can you imagine?

They even had a guy who did nothing but
sit in at the back of the stage

meditating. I should have known then I
was on my way out. It was only Jeff

turning promoter that kept me going so
long.

No, you were a knockout, Laurie.

You had an act.

I bet you could do it even now.

What guarantee have I got that he's even
going to ring?

You've got Ken's word, and that ought to
be... I'm going to see you once and for

all, Cormac. No, Jeff, don't!

Hold it!

I said hold it, hold it right there.

Right, let's have a bit of respect for
property, shall we?

You said you lived in a cabin.

Shh.

I do.

This is just a sort of... Hotel.

That's all.

Which, of course, is what it is.

I'm sorry, love. I didn't realise you...
Except that all the other guests pay

and come in through the front entrance.
Well, there's a reason for that. There

are reasons for that.

Pam, I'm still starving.

Then you'd better take a seat, aren't
you, young man?

And we'll see what we can find you to
eat.

Eight, eight. We agreed. You wash first.

Quite right.

I've been in the kitchen above all else.

Oh, what are you, love?

Now, there's the soap, and I don't want
any cat lips.

And what about you?

Oh, well, yeah, just keep the water
running. You know, I've got to, um...

There you are, love.

You haven't changed much, have you? I've
been a long time green away.

So why don't you just sod off? Please,
you're behaving like children.

Are you talking to him? No, I'm talking
to both of you. I don't want you even

looking at him. Now, when did I last
hear that?

Before they put you here, they're not.

Good morning, Grand Hotel.

Dorian, thank God it's you.

What a racket. Yeah, there's a party of
old -age penchants checking out. What

did you expect sending Cormac round? A
friendly reconciliation?

Well, I hope they might be sensible
about it. Easy to be optimistic at a

distance. Anyway, Ken, where are you?

Turn round.

Very slow. Now the other way.

What on earth are you doing?

I've got Daniel in the kitchen.

What am I supposed to do?

Well, keep them out of there for a kick
-off that's full of knives.

It'll be like West Side Story.

Well, what am I supposed to do then?

I'm sorry, love, I've run out of ideas.
It's down to your intuition.

If we're going to have a discussion,
we're going to have a serious, quiet

discussion. Civilised.

If you know what that means, Cormac.

So then, why don't we all just repair to
the bar?

The bar?

Harry, you can't go in the bar.

What do you mean I can't go into the
bar?

No, don't you start, Doreen.

Right then.

Anybody else are out here, Ian?

Oh, we'll all take the chair, then.

Sit down there, Mr Greenaway, please.

There. That's better.

Everybody more relaxed.

It's much better.

So... Well, that was Ken, was it?

Yes. Has he found Daniel?

Yes.

Where are they?

I'll tell you what, Daniel.

Ethel is the best cook this side of West
Bromwich.

And a very understanding woman.

Oh, thank you, Ken.

You're not going to be able to keep them
out there forever, you know. Well, it's

better if you feed them on a full
stomach. Yeah.

Right, come on. Let's get back in.

Great.

We're just like a real family, aren't
we?

Well, you know.

Are you all right?

Liz.

You don't have a... family, though, do
you? Well, I've got parents. Well, I did

have their dead now.

And if they're dead?

Yeah, I suppose you do.

Come on, you're supposed to be starving.

Don't you want any children, though?

Well, I'm not married, am I?

Er, Ken.

Oh, thanks, Ethel.

And it must be fun living in a cabin.

Yeah, some people get lonely.

Don't you?

Sometimes. Not often.

But there'd be room for two, wouldn't
there?

Yeah, I suppose there would.

And I wouldn't take that much space. Oh,
Daniel, wait a minute. I don't care who

my parents are.

I want a father like you.

Why can't you be my father?

Because, because.

Daniel?

Hello.

I'm Dorian.

Ken's told me a lot about you, you know.

He thinks you're quite a young man. Did
you know that?

And do you know something else?

Your, er... Your mum's out here.

And she's very sad.

She's not angry.

She just misses you.

And she really wants to see you again.

Even if it's just for one minute.

And she'd do that.

I'll go with you. Did he ask for me? No
one comes into my kitchen without my

permission.

Well, there you are, gentlemen.

There's no help in it.

Anyway, I think the lad should be with
his mother for a while, don't you?

I know in the past things at home
haven't been all they might.

We haven't always been the best of
friends.

I want you to know that's going to be
different.

I want you to come back and let me look
after you.

Can I?

I'll do my best to give you whatever you
want.

Just a proper home.

Like everyone else has.

How do you mean?

With the debt?

Ken, would you ask Jeff to come in?

Best thing you can do, Cormac, is to
clear off.

You're nothing but trouble.

Perhaps they'll grant us visit him,
right?