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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,139 --> 00:00:03,039 Hey, Dave. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,040 Oh, good morning, bro. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,540 Hey, you and Sharon must have gotten home late last night. I didn't get home 4 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,459 till three. 5 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,480 My car broke down by the bus station. 6 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,940 By the way, seeing my brother's goodies hanging out of my mom's old bathrobe was 7 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:14,960 a great way to kickstart the morning. 8 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,700 Hey, Sharon, you're up early. Did you sleep okay? 9 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:21,500 Mm -hmm. 10 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,480 I'm sorry about last night. 11 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,060 Huh? 12 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,420 I mean, I want to do it that way, but I like looking at you. 13 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,080 Geez. 14 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:35,210 No, you look better that way. 15 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:39,350 Steve, I thought we agreed on a signal. 16 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:41,910 When Mimi's going to spend the night, you're going to set the house on fire. 17 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:44,850 Let me burn the house down. 18 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:51,150 Hey, honey, you remember the Incredible Hulk? 19 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:55,510 That's enough, Drew. Why don't we make breakfast? 20 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:57,050 How about Denver Omelette? 21 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,470 Oh, I should take this mask off so I can eat. 22 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:01,170 Why don't you leave it on so we all can eat? 23 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:06,490 Is it too much to ask to be able to spend time with my brother and my 24 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:09,070 girlfriend? Can't we have one meal without fighting? 25 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,470 Yes, we can. 26 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:13,250 Tonight we're all going out to a nice restaurant and we're going to try to 27 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:14,370 behave like normal couples. 28 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:16,270 What are you talking about, some double date or something? 29 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:18,050 Yes! No, wait. 30 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:20,630 Don't you care how Sharon and I feel? 31 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:23,310 Do you hate each other more than you love us? 32 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:27,370 Look, that's like comparing apples you want to sleep with to oranges you want 33 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,370 shoot. 34 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,290 I know some grapes I'd like to crush. 35 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:41,630 People can change. At least give it a try. 36 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,190 For us? 37 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:45,010 Fine. 38 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:50,010 Great! And if this works out, we're just going to be one big happy family. 39 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:53,790 Hey, Drew. 40 00:01:57,790 --> 00:02:01,330 I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm in. 41 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:18,050 It's not your crew. 42 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:51,490 Eve took me here on our first date. It was so romantic. 43 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:53,450 We were all over each other. 44 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:57,270 And they set up a table for us outside, all by ourselves. 45 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:02,630 Look at the prices here. I forgot how expensive this was. I can't afford this 46 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:03,388 place now. 47 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:06,090 It's okay, honey. I know you have that huge car bill hanging over your head. 48 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,430 It's night dinners on me. 49 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:11,350 She drives and she pays for dinner. Who's the girl in that relationship? 50 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:14,710 Table for... 51 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,760 Four. You know, it's a lovely night, perhaps outside. Would you like to eat 52 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,760 inside tonight? 53 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,580 Right this way, please. 54 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,820 Great. The ringside seat of the ultimate eating championship. 55 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:38,420 Mimi? 56 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,520 Sharon, I love your shoes. 57 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:44,170 Did you notice if they had them in a 16 triple E? 58 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:50,350 Wow. Big feet, big hands. No wonder I've never seen you in a miniskirt. 59 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:56,190 Steve there. Now, Steve complimented me. I complimented him. Drew? 60 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,270 The lovely dress you have on, Sharon. 61 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:03,330 Can I offer anyone a drink? Yes. 62 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:05,850 Beers all around. 63 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,610 I'll have a pina colada. If I can take a moment to tell you about our specials. 64 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:09,610 Just get the drinks! 65 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,100 Maybe I'll try something different tonight. 66 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:18,720 Like chewing fur. 67 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:21,459 Sweetie, what are you going to have? 68 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:24,240 Oh, I don't know. My favorite's not on here. 69 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,960 Hansel and Gretel. 70 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:31,720 I remember when this place was the Tropics Cafe and they had those little 71 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,860 umbrella drinks and there were parrots everywhere. 72 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:38,560 My friend had a parrot? I hated it. Strutting around in all those bright 73 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,760 squawking in my ear. 74 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,480 Squawking, squawking, squawking, squawk, squawk, squawk. 75 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:43,860 Want a cracker? 76 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,040 have the beep wellington medium rare oh baby potatoes you 77 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,820 should be 78 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:10,780 ashamed of yourself sharon would you like to 79 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:14,640 join me at another restaurant where we can have a peaceful meal i would love to 80 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:21,300 shame on you both may i get you anything else sir 81 00:05:22,039 --> 00:05:24,820 Yeah, is there a phone we could use? Our date's kind of just dumped us here. No, 82 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,800 our phone is out of order. You might try the bowling alley down the street. 83 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,380 Oh. 84 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:32,080 Is that your way of telling us you want us to leave? 85 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,120 No. I'm trying to help. 86 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,920 By now, they're putting stuff in your food. 87 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,120 Tell them to keep their pants on because we're leaving. 88 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:54,710 Irish. Let's go, Seamus. 89 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,830 Okay, here's the deal. No talking. 90 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,050 We just bowl until our rides get here. 91 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,350 Fine. But if another lane opens up, I'm leaving. 92 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:08,430 And no checking out my ass. 93 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:10,590 That's the part without the makeup on it, right? 94 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:14,950 Watch and learn. 95 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,760 I cross -trained. Let's see what you can do. 96 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:44,380 I couldn't concentrate. I think there's something gross in my shoes. 97 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,240 Yeah, I guess that six -toe gets in the way sometimes, doesn't it? 98 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:49,680 Excuse me, how long are you going to be? 99 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,500 Pedaling someplace else, Romeo. 100 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,720 I'm taken. 101 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:56,340 Actually, we have rounds at the hospital in an hour, and we're hoping to get a 102 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:59,140 couple of games in. This guy's up 40 bucks. I'm trying to turn it around. 103 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:02,450 Oh, you're playing a money game, huh? How would you like to play me and my 104 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:04,990 friend for a couple of bucks? Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. She doesn't know what 105 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:06,350 talking about. I'm not her friend. 106 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:09,650 Look, lady, I've seen you ball. I don't want to take your money. 107 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,390 Oh, hey, doc, would you take a look at my finger, please? 108 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:13,950 The middle one right here. 109 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:16,650 All right, for money, then. How much? 110 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:22,950 How much money do you have on you? Like ten bucks. Yeah, me too. 111 00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:26,090 Okay, we bet you a hundred dollars. Put your names in. 112 00:07:26,630 --> 00:07:27,630 A hundred bucks? Hey, listen. 113 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,660 I know there's self -awareness in your song, but you're a lousy bowler. 114 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,020 Jack, I'm good. 115 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,160 I'm damn good. 116 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:37,080 I'm just hustling you, but these are bigger fish. It's a grill. It's a 117 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,020 Watch out. Watch Mama shake them down. 118 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,240 Well, 119 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:49,620 now you embarrassed me in front of my butch sister. 120 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,380 Now you've got to make it $200. 121 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,140 All right, two it is. 122 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:55,580 $200, what are you, crazy? 123 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:58,490 I had to write a bad check just to rent these shoes. 124 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:11,730 I knocked all of these hippies down. 125 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:15,910 Well, what the hell am I supposed to knock down then? 126 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:18,510 Oh, here they are again. 127 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:24,110 100, 200 for the first game. 128 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:25,910 And 300, 400. 129 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:27,650 For the second game. 130 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:29,610 You know why you lost, fellas? 131 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:33,330 Because while you were playing varsity football in high school, we were 132 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:37,789 Losing your virginity in prom night, we were bowling. 133 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:40,669 Med school, bowling. 134 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:43,010 Tortoise and the hare, fellas. 135 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,790 Just out of curiosity, how many hours is it going to take to earn that back? 136 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,610 Hours? 137 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,920 Yeah, well, the joke's on them, because this is a lot of money to us. 138 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,620 I never made this much money hustling alone. 139 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,400 Yeah, well, don't get used to it, because I'm not spending every night 140 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,400 people for money. 141 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,740 Why not? You finally found something you're good at. 142 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,680 If somebody's going to take those chumps' money, why shouldn't it be us? 143 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,940 Well, I'll see you later. 144 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800 Yeah, see ya. 145 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,100 Did you say something? 146 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,580 No. 147 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,700 Oh. 148 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:25,120 Why? What, uh... What did you think I said? 149 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,490 Looks like I'm the only one man enough to say this. 150 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:32,290 Let's you and me team up and work the short con. 151 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,010 Deal. 152 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,150 Hey, uh, remember some of that spray stuff? 153 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,350 Yeah, do me too. 154 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:41,730 Ah, chess. 155 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:42,850 It's a game of war. 156 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,370 Go. 157 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:46,950 Hey, 158 00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:49,149 hey, hey, hey. 159 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,870 Thought I told you guys no chess in the house. 160 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,030 Coming down to Warsaw for a drink? 161 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:54,670 No, thanks. I'm not drinking tonight. 162 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040 in there. 163 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,980 No, it's not that. I'm going to buy Sharon some lingerie. I still feel bad 164 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:10,640 our double date, so I'm going to do some apologizing. You know what I'm saying? 165 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:12,500 Ah, sex. 166 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,640 You can have sex and then apologize. 167 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,080 I never apologize for sex. 168 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,700 I just offer them a do -over. 169 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,340 Trust me, they never call your bluff. 170 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,140 No, no, not tonight, Speedy. This is because Daddy's going bowling. 171 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,120 Mimi? 172 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,340 Okay, here's the couple. 173 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:10,360 Tonight, I'm wealthy socialite Josephine von Tisdale. Your name is Pig. 174 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,759 Why not? 175 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,460 If she thinks we're getting along, we're going to have to go on more of those 176 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,460 stupid double dates. 177 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,720 Just tell me what to do. 178 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,420 Quick, grab your equipment and go upstairs while I get rid of my 179 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,960 Boy, I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that. 180 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,720 I've been listening for the whole year. 181 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,440 Sharon, hey, I thought you had a word tonight. 182 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,159 Hi, honey. 183 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,020 I finished early and I felt bad about the other night because I brought you 184 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:47,000 pizza. If you last more than 30 minutes, you get it for free. 185 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,310 I'd love to, but, you know, Steve's sick. I gotta stay home and take care of 186 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,930 tonight, so... Oh, well, maybe tomorrow night. 187 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,170 Hope you feel better, Steve. 188 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:01,710 That was awful. 189 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,229 How's he look? 190 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,230 I don't like his color. 191 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:20,690 you're breaking up there. 192 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:24,830 Oh, I did you a favor. What grown man needs three statues of that little guy 193 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,990 saying, I love you this much? 194 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:31,670 They were gifts from people that love you. 195 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:36,170 Judah! 196 00:13:21,819 --> 00:13:22,819 There's your report. 197 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,719 Thanks, Mimi. 198 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,720 You're welcome, Drew. 199 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,800 Hello. 200 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:33,980 There's something going on here lately. I can't quite put my finger on it. 201 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,900 Look at Carrie's ass, Mimi. Isn't it big? 202 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,820 It's kind of big, I guess. 203 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Carrie, 204 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,780 look at Mimi's face. 205 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,220 Does it remind you of anything? 206 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:54,860 Oh, yeah. Lots of colors like a clown. 207 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,740 That's a good one, sir. 208 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,600 Oh. 209 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,600 Well, this is sad. 210 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,680 You would all have to end one day, but I rather thought it would be the double 211 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,680 funeral. 212 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,440 Poor guy. 213 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,180 We should do something. 214 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,420 Thank you. 215 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,920 Hey, there's my three favorite ladies. How was your day at the spa? 216 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,860 It was great. Thanks so much, Drew. We all got whacked. The lady had to lie 217 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:39,860 after doing Steve. 218 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,620 I'm smutting, but smooth. 219 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,920 You've been spending a lot of money lately. Where's it all coming from? 220 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,480 I wasn't going to say anything just yet, but I guess I'm being silly. 221 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:51,920 Mimi and I have been balling people for money. 222 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,140 You mean you two have been hanging out together every night? 223 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,140 Well, this is great. You've become friends. 224 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,720 What? 225 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,130 to be ashamed of. Hey, listen. 226 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,390 We're just doing this for the money. 227 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,630 We hate each other. 228 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:20,070 We've always hated each other. Our hate is decent and pure and simple and 229 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,070 honest. 230 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:26,150 And if you can't understand that, well, I feel sorry for you. 231 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,450 Yeah, well, it looks like I'm going to need a partner. 232 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,310 Tell you what. You pick out anybody in the bar here, I'll bowl with them. 233 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:35,730 Deal. 234 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,190 We'll take her. 235 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,840 me, colorful stranger. 236 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,500 Would you like to bowl with me? 237 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,560 You know, certainly I'm feeling lucky. 238 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,000 Why don't we make it one game for 2 ,000 bucks? 239 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,540 Oh, my God. I don't know. That's kind of a lot of money. Deal. 240 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,660 Let's go, boys. You got it. 241 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,040 Oh, baby got a little greedy. 242 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,060 Hi, guys. You remember us? 243 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,920 Oh, yeah. You're the doctor chump that we took for 400 bucks. 244 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,339 What's going on? 245 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,460 We're going to win our money back. 246 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,420 This is Jerry and Howard. 247 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:14,450 Winners of the Toledo Open, 1992 and 1995. 248 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,530 Oh, yeah? You want to see what it says on the back of my shirt? 249 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,330 Thank you. 250 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,810 See where the sucker's getting hustled tonight. 251 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,750 Guy's signing autographs over there. 252 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,130 Oh, that's going to be fun. 253 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,750 Every strike, you get a free dance. 254 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,750 Did you ever think you'd see the day when Drew and Mimi were dancing? 255 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:06,950 It doesn't feel natural. It looks like a bear and baboon dancing. 256 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:09,910 Exactly like a bear and baboon dancing. 257 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,210 You need two strikes to stay alive. 258 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:29,730 Good luck, buddy. 259 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:31,910 Keep the doctors. 260 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:33,750 Always tell me what's good for me. 261 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,550 Fried foods will kill you. I'll show you what fried foods can do for you. 262 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,070 Jerry's going to win because he's got his friends with him and we're thinking 263 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,070 good thoughts. 264 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,410 Hey, that's my book. 265 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:54,590 It's Baywatch. 266 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:16,150 Hey, Doc, I so much love my arm. Every time I do this, ten pins fall down. 267 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,430 You're on a roll, Drew. One more ball. 268 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,490 Yeah, then Drew's going to win your $1 ,000. You're going to have to go 269 00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:24,690 back to your million -dollar houses and explain that to your beautiful wife. 270 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,250 You're too close to win, Drew. 271 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,970 Do you want it? I want it. Can you do it? I can do it. I'm the man. 272 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,549 I love you, buddy. 273 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,550 I love you, too. 274 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,740 Well, don't think about it. Just... Boom. 275 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,980 What? Get the ball! Get the ball! 276 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240 Get it! 277 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,320 Oh, no! 278 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,060 You choked! 279 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,700 I can't believe it. You lost me $1 ,000. I hate you more now than I ever did, 280 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,480 pig! It's your fault. You're the one who said you loved me. You said you loved 281 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,200 me! Guys always say that. 282 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:08,720 Well, do you have $2 ,000 on you? 283 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,230 find it. 284 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,950 Hey, Dave, what's going on? My ankles are swollen and I can't get these boots 285 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:24,570 off. Could you guys give me a hand? 286 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,030 Sure. 287 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,110 It's not coming. Man, these things are really... 288 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,180 limits. This ain't even close. 21262