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That's very true.
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You think he chickened out about
introducing us to his new girlfriend?
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Well, she is 62. Maybe they got halfway
here and had to turn back for her
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traveling hat.
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Plus, she probably had to start her car
with a crank. That could take a while.
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Uh -huh.
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She's a little bit older. What's the big
deal?
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They're probably late because she
misplaced her keys or purse or teeth.
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All right.
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Put it here. This time the wide end goes
on the bottom.
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Okay, here's the deal. I'm giving you a
free tree. Any problem with that?
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Good. You're also getting a free sign.
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You're selling Christmas trees?
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I guess that makes sense. You're both
colorful and can be found tossed aside
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an alley on New Year's Day.
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Christmas trees. A guy hired my dad to
truck 200 of them in from Michigan.
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Check bounce.
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Up to my neck in trees.
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Oh, just a little short.
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Hey, Santa's little dip wads. No booze
on the job.
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Give us a break. We're tired. We're
cold.
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We're trying to get the sound of your
voice out of our heads.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't shout during
the holidays.
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Here's a little carol.
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Joy to your fire.
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Great. Now where am I going to find two
mindless grunts willing to do what I say
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for minimum wage?
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Well, I was hoping for grunts, but I
guess this is a job morons can do.
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Excuse me. Have you ever worked with
morons before?
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You're going to need a wrangler.
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Fine. We start loading the truck
tomorrow at 5 a .m. And remember, when
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beyond the outskirts of Cleveland, I am
the law.
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Oh, hi.
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I heard you were dating somebody new.
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Tell me, was it seeing them naked that
turned your hair white?
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Celia, this is makeup that's being
tested on animals as we speak.
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So that's Mimi, huh?
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Nice to put a face with the screams.
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Yeah, when they made her, they broke the
mold. Then they killed the mold maker,
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dragged his body to the street, and put
his head on a stick.
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Everybody, this is Celia. Celia, this is
Oswald. Hi. This is Kate.
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Hi.
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Wow, this is a nice place.
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I bet you remember when this was all
field.
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I mean, you're not old.
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Hey, why don't I buy us a couple of
pictures? Any objections?
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Wow, you've still got your looks and
your liver.
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Hey, this one's a keeper, Drew.
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Boy, Drew, I thought this was going to
be strange, but you guys look like you
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belong together.
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You mean because she looks so young?
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Standing next to you, yeah.
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I had no idea beer could be used in so
many recipes.
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Beer.
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It's what's for dinner.
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Interesting smell.
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How do you know when it's gone bad?
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Stays out late, starts talking back to
you.
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Hmm. Needs more beer.
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That's a shame my dog's already passed
out in the backyard.
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I'll get rid of whoever it is.
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Tonight, it's just me and you.
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If I have too many beers, it's just you.
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Nobody wanted him.
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I gotta warn you, I'm a nudist and I'm
friendly.
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You know, we learn something new about
you every time we come here, son.
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Mom,
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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perfume.
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Oh, I fell asleep on a magazine.
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Boy, I miss you so much.
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Almost didn't recognize the house
without the Christmas decorations.
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You know, our Savior went through a hell
of a lot so you could put up that giant
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blinking Santa Claus.
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Dad, Jesus didn't go through a hell of a
lot for Santa Claus. He went through a
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hell of a lot for the Easter Bunny.
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You and your book.
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Why don't you guys call?
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Well, we wanted to surprise you. Yeah,
you know.
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We knew you didn't have a girl this
year, and we didn't want you to be
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for the holidays, so we decided to...
Now, don't take that the wrong way. It's
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better to have nobody than to have
somebody who's not right for you. By the
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congratulate me this Christmas. I'm
going for it. No antidepressants.
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It's too bad. I was hoping to have a
couple on you.
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I wouldn't do anything. I haven't
cleaned up yet.
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Hello there.
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Oh, Mom, this is Celia.
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Mom. Oh, dear sweet God. What a lovely
surprise.
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Drew, is this what I think it is? I'm so
happy for you. You can finally afford a
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cleaning lady.
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Oh, good work, son.
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Watch her like a hawk. They all steal.
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Can you get a hanger for this, dear?
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I guess I could.
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Uh, Mom, Celia's not exactly a cleaning
lady.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I suppose you don't like that term,
cleaning lady. What do you like to be
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these days?
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Well, actually, Drew had a term for me
that I really liked last night. What was
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it, Drew?
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Mommy? Daddy?
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Celia's not getting paid to...
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staying around here yapping. So I'll
tell you what. Why don't you guys go
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freshen up? I'll get your luggage from
the car. All right.
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Got something to read? Newspaper or
something? It's in the bathroom. That's
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boy.
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Cecilia, it was so nice to meet you.
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Drew, I know how you picked her. She
reminds you of me.
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Don't ask me. I'm just a cleaning lady.
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Oh, wait a minute. Don't get mad. I
didn't know they were coming over. I
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prepared. I wish you could have told
them the truth.
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Oh, yeah? Well, let me ask you this.
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You told your family about me? Yes.
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Well, let me ask you this.
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I'll get it for you.
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Promise me you're going to tell them
soon.
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First thing in the morning. You just got
to understand, my parents are really
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conservative people. They don't like
anything out of the ordinary.
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Look through. It's your brother.
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Who's behind that door? A sucker. I
can't hear you! A sucker!
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Oh, good evening, sir, and a Merry
Christmas to you. We're from Mimi's door
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-door Christmas tree service, and we
noticed by peeking in your window there
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that you don't have a tree.
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So? So now you can buy one from us. No
muss, no fuss, no pussy salesman.
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I don't know if I can fit it in my
living room.
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I gotta try it out.
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Oh, no problem.
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Looking good, like taking candy from
a...
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Okay,
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this might be a tough sale.
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How can you possibly tell?
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Fancy Porsche in the driveway?
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Husband's having a midlife crisis.
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Place the powder cake.
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Hey, I can do that, too. Look, mailbox.
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They get mail.
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That's it!
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I never want... I'm going to see you
again. Never.
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I hope you and my brother are very
happy.
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You know, sir, nothing spruces up a
motel room like a nice Christmas tree.
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Nice try, O 'Brien.
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Okay, watch the master.
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Hi, 10 % off for adulterous lovers.
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Hey, Celia, where's that last piece of
pizza?
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It's right here.
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Who are you? What are you doing here?
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This is my mother's house. I came down
to spend Christmas with her.
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Who the hell are you?
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Oh, sorry, I screamed right there. You
must be Chip.
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And there's a reason you're wearing my
mother's robe?
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Yeah, kind of funny story.
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It was really dark in there. I couldn't
find my pants.
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Oh, my God, Chip.
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What happened here?
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Drew, are you all right?
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Yeah. Trying to see if your son's fist
fit my mouth pretty close.
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Chip, I thought you said you weren't
coming home for Christmas.
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Yeah, well, I couldn't stand the thought
of my mother spending Christmas alone.
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I didn't know you were spending it with
Mrs.
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Doubtfire.
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I should have told you about Drew. We
met at night school, and, well, we're
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seeing each other.
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Drew, I'm sorry.
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So, what's the deal here?
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Are you buying him clothes, lending him
money?
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What, are you calling me a gigolo?
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Yeah. Hey, you can't talk to me like
that.
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I can't believe this. I'm going to bed.
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You'll never be my real dad. Never!
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Judging from my son's reaction, perhaps
we shouldn't tell your parents.
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I've seen your mother, and she can kick
my butt.
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To tell them, Christmas Eve, we'll all
get together at my house. Your family
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will meet my family.
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Everybody will get to know everybody
else.
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And then they'll get used to us as a
couple.
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Before you know it, we'll just start
avoiding our family for the normal
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I like the confident Drew Carey. Yeah,
so do I.
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Where'd that come from?
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Must have been the blow to the head.
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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When's dinner, hon? In a little bit.
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Sir.
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I think it's time.
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Hey, Mom, Dad, do you mind having a
feed? I've got to talk to you about
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something. Oh, my God, you found out.
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See, it could have gone either way, son,
but we thought you'd be better off as a
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boy. What?
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George.
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Now, what's your new group?
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Well, it's about Celia and myself.
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She doesn't really work for me. We're
dating.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, he got you back, George.
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You should see the look on your face.
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I wasn't fooled.
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I'm serious, Dad. We're a couple.
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Aren't you going to say anything?
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Well... I just hope you're ready to deal
with the stares and the
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whispers and the small -mindedness.
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Because your mother and I can be
relentless.
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Please, George, it's not our place to
say anything other than we are happy for
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you. And that's exactly what we're going
to say.
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Oh, are you happy? I said we were.
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Dad? What do you want? We're old. We
don't do cartwheels. We're happy.
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Courts go on the left.
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Dresses go on women.
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Hey, how's it going with Mom and Phil,
you drew?
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Great. They're like mafia wives. They're
cooking and keeping their mouths shut.
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I'm sure it'll all work out.
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Oh, by the way, thanks for my gift.
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What gift?
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You're dating a 62 -year -old?
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Goodbye, spotlight.
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to hold everyone over till dinner. Try
one of these. I call them angel wings.
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They're Pringles.
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I call them angel wings.
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Care for any ho -ho -ho -ho -hos?
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They didn't want us in the kitchen. They
said we were in the way.
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Uh -huh.
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See? They want to be alone so they can
work things out. It's all going
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to plan. Drew, you're in total denial.
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Right. It's my plan.
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Look, I gotta ask you, son.
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Why jump the gun with this 60 -year -old
woman thing?
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You'll get there, trust me.
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I'm tired of waiting, Dad. I want it all
now.
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If you're as happy with Celia, who are
we to judge?
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Who are we to judge? What are you, an
idiot? We're family, that's all.
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Dad, could you just be happy for me and
Celia? I brought her over here so I can
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get your blessings.
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You're right, I'm being selfish.
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It's just that a man my age likes to
live vicariously through his single
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Holy crap.
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We don't have to hold dinner for Chip. I
don't know what's keeping him.
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Shame. I'm sorry?
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Traffic.
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I know he was looking forward to this.
I'm sure he'll be here any minute.
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By the way, that's a...
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Lovely brooch you're wearing.
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Oh, thank you. I've had it forever.
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I bought it at that old Mulroy store
downtown.
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Oh, I loved Mulroys. Broke my heart when
they tore it down.
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Oh, I remember that summer I was
pregnant with Drew.
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Hey, how's it going in here?
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Smiles for miles, hon.
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Smiles for miles.
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Uh, Celia, why don't you tell my mom
about Tommy McDick to moan?
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I met Vic Damone.
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Great story, huh?
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It's all true.
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Hey, everybody.
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I just came by to say I'm going to be a
little late for dinner.
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Mimi and I are going to hide some trees.
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Oh, man, I hope that's not a euphemism.
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What's going on?
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Oh, the details are boring.
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Cops, permits, name calling, oinking.
258
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,550
By the way, who here hasn't seen Drew
naked?
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Sit up a little.
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Well, I gotta go. See you, Mrs. C.
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Bye, Mrs. Robinson.
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If anybody cares, I'm starving.
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Well, we're waiting for Chip.
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Whoever that is, let's call him Chip.
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Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late. You know,
I was actually running a little early,
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but I thought, hey, that might be
awkward. So, stopped at a bar.
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I'm Drew's brother, Steve. Nice to meet
you. So the guy sleeping with my mother
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isn't the freak in the family.
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As you can probably imagine, I have a
certain amount of anger in me you don't
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want to tap into.
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Hey, everybody, chips here. They have a
chip. Glad you could make it.
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Yeah, thanks.
273
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,590
Hey, and as long as we're saying stuff,
we don't mean nice house.
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This is what we're waiting for.
275
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Well, everybody, sit down for dinner.
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All right, dinner and a show.
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What's all about, huh?
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Generations coming together?
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I meant generations of parents and
children, not Celia and I specifically.
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Hey, everybody, look at the guy in the
dress.
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What's up, man?
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00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,650
Beulah, you want to make a toast?
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Oh, yeah, fine.
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Well, let's see.
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And to a lovely Christmas Eve. Family
all gathered together and a few extra
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faces.
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Drew's new girlfriend.
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New!
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Anyway,
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we have a great deal to be thankful for.
We have our health and lots of food and
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a roof over our head. Don't forget air.
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And air.
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Oh, thank you, Chip.
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So here is to Drew and Celia May the New
Year. bring laws against this sort of
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thing.
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That's it.
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00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:40,359
Don't you think we know how horrible
this is without your telling us? Don't
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00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,879
think I am embarrassed to be sitting at
this table?
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00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,579
Don't you think that I hate that the
closest thing I'm ever going to get to a
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grandchild is you?
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But...
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my dinner.
303
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,230
Well, not bad, but it's still only 8
.30.
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Most awkward moment prize is still up
for grabs.
305
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,200
Wow.
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00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,220
Guess they found a place to hide their
Christmas trees.
307
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Unless your Christmas wish just came
true, Speedy.
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I'm sorry about the ship.
309
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,700
I'm sorry about everything.
310
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,380
Oh, hey, it could have been... Yeah,
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I'm glad that's over.
312
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I guess this is the way it's going to
be.
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00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,290
You know what?
314
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,340
Who cares what other people think, huh?
315
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,810
We like each other, we're together,
that's all that matters.
316
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,180
Hey, why don't we take a walk in the
woods?
317
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:01,270
We'll have to leave a trail of clothes
to find our way back.
318
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,400
Ooh, it's... cold out here.
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00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,870
See what we can do to warm each other
up.
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Ah! Dick!
321
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,360
When did Christmas get to be such a damn
minefield?
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