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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,230 10 -foot pole. Why would you carry that around? 2 00:01:46,111 --> 00:01:48,509 for Mr. Wick, huh, Larry? 3 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:52,060 How many times are you going to ask me that? Until it stops feeling good. 4 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:54,920 Last day filling in for Mr. Wick, huh, Larry? 5 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,160 Woo! 6 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:00,910 Well, at least I made it to the top. 7 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:05,149 You never had your butt kissed by 200 people, which is ironic because you got 8 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:06,200 the space for it. 9 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:10,180 Last day filling in for Mr. Wick, huh, Larry? 10 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,070 burn a flag, but you can do that to it. Doesn't seem right. 11 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,100 Mr. Wick had a hard time in rehab. 12 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:31,859 I'm just trying to make him feel at home. You know, if you were gone... If 13 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:38,759 were gone... Dear Larry, I packed up those important training tapes 14 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,779 you had in the bottom drawer of your desk. 15 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:42,890 I don't have any training tape. Oh, my poor... 16 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:58,980 My God, I harassed those women? 17 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,600 Welcome back, Mr. Wick. 18 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,640 Let me give you a nice big salute. 19 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,210 Yeah, that's better. 20 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,850 The good news is, at night, we get to fold her up and put her in a box. 21 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,960 Now, gather round, everyone. 22 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,820 Rally round the old flag here. 23 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,760 Now, I made gifts for everyone in rehab. 24 00:03:26,370 --> 00:03:27,810 Everyone who came to visit me. 25 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:34,090 This is for you, Mimi. It's called a God's Eye. 26 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,950 For some reason, I thought of you. 27 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:41,689 Nothing says thanks for holding me while I sweated and puked like possible 28 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:42,740 fixing yarn. 29 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,790 Okay, you more than anyone were there for me. 30 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,430 I made you this. 31 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:52,490 It's a cubicle in a bottle. 32 00:03:58,090 --> 00:03:59,140 the detail. 33 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,680 Look at his face. He seems to know that that donut will bring him no joy. 34 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:08,950 And Larry, how can I thank you for trying to steal my job? 35 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:10,680 Ah, yes. 36 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,800 With this. 37 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,360 It's a pair of underwear I found frozen to the road. 38 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:22,900 As you can see, there's little question as to why the gentleman threw them out. 39 00:04:25,991 --> 00:04:29,669 naked on every surface of your office. 40 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,720 Toodles. 41 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,080 Toodles! 42 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:38,170 Did anybody give you any bad news, Scott? 43 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:40,720 There is no bad news when you're gone, Amy. 44 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,190 Good, you haven't heard. 45 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:46,530 I ran into someone you know down in bridal registry. 46 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:48,370 Guess who's getting married. 47 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:52,950 Who? I don't want to pull the trigger. 48 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:58,599 She's someone who dumped you and left you wallowing in a... pool of self -pity 49 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,180 so deep that it was Nikki! 50 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:08,739 Nikki! I'm getting married. I knew she was coming up 51 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:09,900 here. Crap. 52 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,000 My flowery build -ups. 53 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:16,910 Nikki. 54 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,320 Hey, Drew. 55 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:21,780 Almost didn't recognize you. 56 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,570 Boy, your hair's different. You lost all that weight. 57 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,560 I've been picturing a... 58 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:29,280 Whole other woman begging me to take her back. 59 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:34,809 You know, I'm sorry I came up here and blurted it out like that. I was going to 60 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:38,629 tell you about the wedding, and then I chickened out, and then Mimi saw me 61 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,530 downstairs, and, well, here I am. 62 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:47,129 This is a mistake. No, listen, I was trying to call you anyway. I mean, of 63 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,810 course, I hung up when he answered. 64 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,370 How come you never star 69'd me? 65 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:55,340 That's for when you don't know who it is. 66 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:01,219 It's been a while. I mean, I'm over that. No more thinking with my dialing 67 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:02,270 finger. 68 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,350 Hey, it was nice seeing you. Have a good wedding. 69 00:06:05,351 --> 00:06:09,919 Thanks. You know, I would have invited you. I just thought it would be 70 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:10,970 incredibly awkward. 71 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,180 You know, like this, but with guests. 72 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,359 I'm kidding. I could go to the wedding of anyone I used to... I wasn't in love 73 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,520 with. Loved. 74 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,820 Duh. Duh, you're done. 75 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,860 Love. Duh. 76 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:26,899 Of course, I still love you. I just love you as a friend. 77 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:27,950 Duh. 78 00:06:27,951 --> 00:06:33,449 It's really good to see you, Drew. I've really missed you. In fact, I miss the 79 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,500 whole gang. 80 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:39,940 I'll see you. 81 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:43,570 Three, two, one. 82 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:46,170 Gentlemen, start your blubbering! 83 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:53,140 Sorry to disappoint you, Mimi, but I can certainly handle this. 84 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:58,380 Oh, look into my eyes. and tell me you don't feel like crying. 85 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:01,670 There's not a man on earth that could pass that test for me. 86 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:21,060 I like the idea of putting our Halloween buzz beer into tiny wax bottles. 87 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:39,140 You know darn well it was me, mister. 88 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,310 Them tiny fighters. 89 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,130 Lewis! 90 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,219 Oswald, no! 91 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:48,379 Oh, no, no, no. You stay out of this, Miss Katie. 92 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:51,459 I got at least two ounces of beer in me, and I'm ready to kick about this much 93 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:52,510 ass. 94 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:08,800 You know, just wants to, like, come home to fire trucks in front of my house. 95 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,280 Oh, my God. 96 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,440 Vicki sent me an invitation to her wedding. 97 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:18,590 Oh, you want to talk about it, buddy? 98 00:08:18,701 --> 00:08:25,029 I can't believe she did this. I told you I ran into her the other day. I mean, 99 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:26,080 she was a mess. 100 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:28,090 You're not going to go, are you? 101 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,629 I don't know. You know, it might not be fair to the groom. 102 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:33,029 I mean, he shouldn't be standing there thinking, oh, great, this guy was tough 103 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:33,959 with my wife. 104 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,270 And then Nicky's bound to make some comparisons. They might not be 105 00:08:38,271 --> 00:08:40,199 To him. 106 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,250 Oh, yes. 107 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:45,520 Um, once again, you're not going to go, are you? 108 00:08:45,521 --> 00:08:48,419 Well, she sent me an invitation. She wouldn't have sent me an invitation if 109 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,339 didn't want me to be there. 110 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:51,020 Drew, it's a courtesy invitation. 111 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,420 Nobody expects you to go. 112 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:55,710 It's like when you ask who wants the last piece of pizza. 113 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,060 It's not the same thing at all. 114 00:08:59,061 --> 00:09:00,859 They'll be disappointed if I don't show up. 115 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,919 So, Drew, we've all been there, okay? Don't listen to that dumb little voice 116 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,170 your head that's saying, maybe you should go. Maybe you should go. 117 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:12,140 I mean, you've got to be curious to see this guy, right? 118 00:09:12,141 --> 00:09:15,139 You're not helping, Oswald. He's going to go to this thing. It's going to break 119 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:15,819 his heart. 120 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,719 Yeah, yeah, and then you're going to grab the ring. You're not going to want 121 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,730 give it back. We're going to have to chase you around the boat. 122 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,510 He's on a boat? 123 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,100 Who knows he's on a boat? 124 00:09:25,101 --> 00:09:28,639 Okay, we've got invitations, too, but don't worry, we're not going. 125 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,200 He didn't tell me he was on a boat. 126 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:34,999 We knew how excited you'd get, okay? But we're not going to Nicky's wedding 127 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,919 without Drew. I'll take you on a damn boat. 128 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,570 Yeah, well, a wagon ride in the backyard is not a boat. 129 00:09:39,571 --> 00:09:43,799 Well, it's the best I can do. Well, I want to let him go get on the road. You 130 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,040 guys are right. 131 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,490 I shouldn't go. 132 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,470 But you should go. It's about time Oswald saw the world. 133 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,910 I don't know, Drew. What are you going to do that night? 134 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:58,070 Hey, that's two Saturdays from now. I don't plan that far ahead. 135 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:02,180 I'm the kind of guy that just picks up the remote, whatever happens, happens. 136 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:09,269 I gotta tell you, I was really surprised that you called, Drew. 137 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:12,580 I mean, you've been coming to that video store for like five years. 138 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:17,170 Well, you know, it's Saturday night and my friends are all at a function. 139 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:22,769 I thought, hey, who better than Margaret to take my mind off, well, you know, 140 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,610 all the things going on in the world. 141 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,010 Geez, it's kind of crowded in here. Think we'll get a table? 142 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,320 Nah. Hey, let's go to a wedding. 143 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:45,160 Are you okay? 144 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,040 Yeah, fine. 145 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,870 Just didn't know we were going to have to run for the boat. 146 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,340 And then leap from the pier. 147 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:57,029 Yeah, it was like we were Simon and Simon for a second there, wasn't it? 148 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,910 I think I'm going to get a drink. 149 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:05,030 Drew, what the hell are you doing here? 150 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,909 Well, I thought about it, and I didn't want to be a poor sport. 151 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,609 Besides, they'd be insulted if I didn't show up. 152 00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:11,530 Drew, what the hell are you doing here? 153 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:13,750 Hey, Mrs. Pfeiffer. 154 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:17,909 Boy, you know, I wouldn't have missed this for the world. Your response card 155 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,110 said you weren't coming. 156 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,400 Oh, those... 157 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,580 Crazy neighborhood kids always getting my mail and changing my RSVPs. 158 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,690 I'm sorry, but we have no place for you to sit. 159 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,260 I'll just sit on this trunk over here. 160 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,240 She said, shall I invite him? 161 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,390 I said, sure. 162 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,520 He's not going to come. 163 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:37,719 Oswald, get me out of this trunk. 164 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,770 Hey, 165 00:11:39,361 --> 00:11:41,199 how's the date going? 166 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,400 Couldn't be better. Good. 167 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:46,410 Excuse me. Harvey, just get a seat. Harvey, just get a seat. 168 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:50,920 The bar's open. 169 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,150 Well, unlocked, anyway. 170 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:55,950 Hey, uh, has anybody seen Nicky? 171 00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:59,689 No. If it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding, I can 172 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:02,100 only imagine what it must be for the ex -fiancé. 173 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,400 Ex -fiancé? 174 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,270 You two were engaged? 175 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,750 Oh, fiancé, friend. 176 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,740 The important thing is I'm here with you tonight. 177 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,300 Margaret? 178 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,909 There's Nikki. 179 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:24,349 I better tell her I'm okay with all this stuff. She doesn't think I'm doing 180 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:25,489 anything crazy at our wedding. 181 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:26,810 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi. 182 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:32,269 Dude. Just want to let you know, I've been thinking about this whole thing, 183 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,709 I'm fine with everything, and I'm really happy for you. I hope you have a great 184 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,650 life. I told you he was going to come. 185 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:41,530 Now, if you'll excuse us, that song only plays so long. 186 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,770 Okay, great. Go, go, go. 187 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,140 She dumped you, didn't she? 188 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,970 It was mutual. 189 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,530 You both hated me, and she's the only one that had the nerve enough to leave. 190 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,200 Attention! Attention, everyone! 191 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,420 Once again, may I present to you Mr. 192 00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:15,439 and Mrs. 193 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,680 Chris Banjo. 194 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,730 Which was wearing me like a tux. 195 00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:31,809 And three days after the wedding, she chops him into little pieces, puts him 196 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,490 a box, and mailed him to his mother. 197 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,140 Crazy kids. 198 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,600 Hey there, buddy. 199 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,729 Drew Carey. 200 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,590 Really, really good to meet you, huh? 201 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:48,330 Nice to meet you, too. Really good to meet you. Drew works at Winford Louder. 202 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,480 He's an executive. 203 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,410 Wow, hey, that's great. Yeah, yeah. 204 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:57,260 Construction. He's building our house. 205 00:13:57,261 --> 00:14:00,679 Oh, you're building a house all by yourself, huh? Well, good for you. Good 206 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,300 you. That's great. That's amazing. 207 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,390 I don't think that's so great. Drew can put a fifth in his mouth. 208 00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:07,719 That's pretty amazing. 209 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,280 Well, nice to meet everybody. We've got to mingle. 210 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,490 See you later, Drew. Okay, hey, still great with it. 211 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,580 Well, that was uncomfortable. 212 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,100 I've never sweated vicariously before. 213 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,750 You guys are reading way too much into this. 214 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:28,830 Frankly, I feel sorry for her. I mean, talk about your poor man's Drew Carey. 215 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,950 More like your blind man's Drew Carey. 216 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:37,250 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to make a toast to my Nikki. 217 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:43,050 You know, we all worry that our little girl is not going to find the right guy. 218 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:46,910 She drags home all kinds of losers, characters, 219 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,190 near Drew Wells. 220 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,090 I mean, near Drew. 221 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,749 right choices. 222 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,270 Joke's on him, Drew, because he's seen his daughter's boobies. 223 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:14,340 If anybody else wants to make a toast, 224 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,510 now's the time. 225 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:17,780 Huh? No, no, Drew, no, no, no. 226 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,040 I'd like to make a toast, please. 227 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,179 Look, son, up to now, you've been a musing buffoon, but if you step over the 228 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:29,079 line... I'm going to kick you so hard we'll have to wait for your morning 229 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,140 to get my boot back. 230 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,470 By the time I'm done, you'll wish you had another daughter to give away. 231 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:37,640 Hello, everybody. 232 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,230 I'm Drew. 233 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,240 I've been trying to tell everybody how happy I am for Nicky and Chris. 234 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:50,819 I just want to say that I hope that one day I am as happy as they 235 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,120 appear to be tonight. 236 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:03,160 Peace. Wow. 237 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:10,629 Well, I'm just a working man, so I'm not really good with words. But if I could 238 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:16,589 just build on what Drew said, I wish you all the happiness that Nikki and I 239 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,640 share. 240 00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:22,150 And I don't know who it was that wrote, but ah, if empty dreams so please, love, 241 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:24,370 give me more such nights as these. 242 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,840 Oh, wasn't it beautiful? 243 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,200 Anybody else? 244 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,420 No, no, no. 245 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,000 All right, let's turn off the waterworks and continue dancing. 246 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:23,640 to come to Nicky's wedding. Oh, no, Drew. I still think you can turn it 247 00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:28,110 Hey, they just cut the minister in a closet with the best man. 248 00:18:28,111 --> 00:18:29,409 And guess what? 249 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,150 People are still talking about you. 250 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,180 Hi, guys. 251 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,500 Hi, Drew. 252 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,850 Well, we'll leave you two alone. 253 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:39,470 I'm gonna use the head. 254 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:41,520 That's what they call a toilet on a boat. 255 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,730 All right, all right. I admit it. 256 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:49,590 I still have some feelings for you. 257 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,880 Really? What an excellent reason to have not come to my wedding. 258 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,410 Look, you know I would never do anything to hurt you on purpose. 259 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,130 I know that, Drew. 260 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:06,199 Listen, uh, there's something I want to say to you, and, uh, I couldn't tell you 261 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:10,319 in the office because I was too nervous, and I couldn't do anything on the phone 262 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,850 because this has been too crazy, but dump that guy. 263 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,209 Come on, you can come with me. It's not too late. 264 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,709 Come on, I got nothing to lose anymore. 265 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,269 I know I'm in a basket now, but I'm not going to be in a basket forever. 266 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,710 You've got to give me a chance. 267 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:21,920 Come on. 268 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:25,100 It's the last chopper on a Saigon, baby. Come on, let's go, go. 269 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,310 All right. 270 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:12,770 Now I'll tell you the tale of the slightly awkward wedding at sea. 271 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,710 The night was dark as pitch. 272 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:23,890 350 pounds he was, a great white. 273 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,620 Little doll's eyes and great big torn dream glasses. 274 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,790 And let me tell you a little something about Drew. 275 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,400 He eats and he swims. 276 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,190 That's all he does. 277 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,920 Except for the swimming part. 278 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,040 He fought that chopper. 279 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,140 Oh, how he fought that chopper all the way up into the sky. 280 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,290 So what happened to him? 281 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,260 They chopped him up. 282 00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:58,859 And they put him in that chowder you're eating now. 283 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:03,410 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22808

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