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All right. We all know the rules to
Disney pool, right? Yeah.
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All right, Drew, you're up first.
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Now you have to shoot within three
seconds.
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Okay.
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Okay. One, two, shoot, shoot, shoot. Oh,
wow. He
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actually hit the cue ball.
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That's one point for Drew. All right,
Lewis, you're up next.
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Okay. All right. There we go. One, two.
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Oh.
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Wow, that drinking really paid off, huh?
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Oh,
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Drew.
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Wow, I didn't even feel that one.
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I thought your knees were the first
thing to go.
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Everyone else sees this, right? Yeah.
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Hey, Clemens.
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I got a riddle for you.
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What has four legs, attracts flies, and
shouldn't be in my yard?
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Oswald and Lewis.
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Okay, let me add to that riddle.
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What has the brain the size of... What
eats thin...
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What smells... Ah, forget it.
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We're only going to be a minute, Drew.
This is Charlie.
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Oh, does he live in your house? How do
you keep him off the couch?
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Well, he used to live in a stable, but
we took him out because he's been
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depressed ever since the horse he used
to live with, Stephen, died of colic
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about a month ago.
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So where are you going to keep him?
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That's where you come in, Carrie.
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We want to buy your house.
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Well, my house isn't a barn.
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It could be if we clean it up a little.
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All right, that's it. Listen, my house
isn't for sale. Now get out of here.
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You and the horse you rode in on.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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Our little chick with the crimson lips.
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Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!
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Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
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Ohio!
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Why
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don't we start here?
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This is our premier wedding package.
Just picture yourself on the most
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day of your life. It sounds beautiful.
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We'll take everything.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone a
minute. This looks a little pricey. How
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pay are those flowers?
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Only $3 ,000.
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You know what? We can make tissue
flowers.
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It'll be fun.
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Hey, who's going to even notice the
flowers unless we're in these great
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jackets? How much are they?
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Those are the Prince Philip -style
morning coats. They're an absolute...
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Absolute steal at $350 a piece. Not bad.
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To rent.
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How much are these snappy blue tuxes?
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About $100 each.
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Oh, my God, is this the price of the
bridesmaid's dresses?
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Okay, but we've got to have a good band.
How much does that cost?
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Well, a string quartet is about $1 ,000
for a night.
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You know, if we cut back on the suits,
maybe we could afford a better band.
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I'm scared to even ask this, but how
much is the wedding dress?
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Which one do you like?
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Well, this is the style I'm looking for.
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Oh, that one's $2 ,000.
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Kate. But it's so beautiful.
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You can't afford it.
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But it's so much money for a dress
you're only going to wear once, Katie
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You're right.
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Wait a second. I got an idea.
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We'll cut back on beer. I'm sure
everybody will understand.
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Who am I kidding? We need beer.
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Well, isn't there anything we can
afford?
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Well, I understand they have a lovely
ceremony at Chuck E. Cheese.
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Oh.
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Well, that'd be romantic. That's where
we had our first date.
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Oh. Uh -huh.
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Look, when we decided to pay for the
wedding ourselves, we knew there'd be
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sacrifices. How about we scale down the
guest list to just the dress and me?
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Hey, you know, maybe you could have one
of those weird weddings where
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everything's free because you're giving
publicity to something.
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Hey, I read in the paper that the
Cleveland Zoo has a gorilla who's an
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minister. Oh, really?
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Uh, just one problem. After the
ceremony, he froze.
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Well, let's just say it's not right.
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I don't believe it.
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Let me see.
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It's the dress I always dreamed about
since I was a kid. It's the dress my
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Barbie wore.
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Oh, I remember that dress.
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You wanted to get it so you could get
married to one of the Banana Splits.
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Well, that settles it. If that's the
dress my Katie Bear wants, then we're
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to Eileen's once -a -year bridal blowout
sale to get it. You coming, guys?
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Better than that. We're going to get
there first thing in the morning, so
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sure to get that dress. Yeah.
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Drew, did you find it?
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No, not yet.
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Lewis, did you find it?
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I might have found it. Where's Kate?
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Over there!
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By that rack!
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It's not your rack!
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O 'Brien, if these go pricey, you gotta
hit them in the kidney!
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Oh, that's very nice, Drew.
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They say a blow -up doll is never more
lovely than on her wedding day.
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I'm here to help Kate.
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What are you doing here? They find
another one of you in Loch Ness?
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I'm looking for a dress for a rock video
I'm going to be in.
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Insane clown posse?
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Yeah.
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Kate! Kate!
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Is this the dress you want?
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Okay. Let me show you one more time.
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This is the dress.
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These are the shoes.
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How could you forget?
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How many tea parties did you and I have
with this doll?
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Oh, I'm standing here in a wedding
dress.
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You know, you can pull that off. Hey,
thanks, buddy. I mean, you can pull that
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off right now. You look like you're on
the cover of Prison Bride.
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Hey, you.
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Out of that dress. Now.
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Usually a lady buys me a couple of
drinks first.
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It's not here. I'm never going to find
it.
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You mean like the one your Barbie dolls
wear? Yeah. I've seen it. It's over
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here. Here comes the bride.
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I can't believe nobody bought it yet.
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It's a designer gown.
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They don't put dresses like that on
sale, Ellie Mae.
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Oh, how much is it? Uh, it's only, uh,
50, oh, 500, oh, 500, oh.
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Bye -bye, dress.
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I'll miss you.
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Hey, $5 ,000.
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I bet we could afford that if we pooled
our money together and bought a gun or
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robbed a bank.
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I'm being silly.
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Marrying you is what matters, not a
dress.
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I could be completely happy married to
you naked.
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Hey! No.
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Jeez, is everybody in the world getting
married?
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Don't worry, Mimi. Someday your prince
will come.
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Or something named Prince.
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey, Lewis.
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Oh, for God's sake, would you look at
that?
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Martha, Martha, come in here. You've got
to see this.
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There's a pool table inside the house.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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Next, I'm thinking furniture that goes
on the lawn. I just don't know what to
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call it.
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Okay, I'll bite. So why isn't the pool
table in the backyard anymore?
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So I could buy Kate this.
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Hey, that's the one she wants.
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You spent $5 ,000 on a wedding dress?
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Yep.
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Horse's ass.
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I thought I was doing something nuts.
Oh, you mean the horse in my backyard.
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What? Oh, no, I was talking about you.
You're a horse's ass.
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Hey, you didn't see Kate's face when she
saw that dress.
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You know, her father was still around.
He'd have found a way to buy it for her.
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But he's not, so...
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I did.
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So where'd you get the money?
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Neighbors gave me $5 ,000 to put the
horse up in my backyard.
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What?
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You sold your backyard so some big dumb
animal could stand out here all day
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doing nothing? And look, he's in my
spot.
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Long -legged, way -back crap machine.
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You're talking about the horse now,
right?
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Okay, sure.
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You may see a stranger across a crowded
room.
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File these away for me, would you, Amy?
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All right.
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For once you have found her, never let
her go.
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For once you have found her, never let
her go.
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Fancy turns my stomach.
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When was the last time you even saw a
young man's fancy?
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When's the last time you even saw your
fancy?
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Can't upset me, Mimi, because I just
said the best thing a friend can do for
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another friend. You know that dress that
Kate wanted for her wedding?
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Well, I bought it for her. I'm going to
surprise her with it tomorrow at the
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shower.
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Wow. You're doing all these beautiful
things for a woman that you can never
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have? You're the hunch front of Notre
Dame.
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Yes, sir.
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Hold my calls, Mimi. I'm going to run
out and grab a sandwich.
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Yes, sir.
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Great. Now I've got to go get another
sandwich. Which means I have to flirt
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the lunch lady to get extra meat again.
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Let's get ready to shake.
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Hey, Mimi, is Drew here? I want to show
him this wedding dress I just got
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downstairs. No, he's... Wait, you just
got Kate a wedding dress?
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Yeah, it's a surprise.
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$145.
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When are you going to give it to her? At
the shower.
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Look, I've got to say something about
that dress. Oh, now, hold on one minute
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there. I know it isn't your style. It
doesn't have any spangles or polka dots
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cowbells, but...
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No, not everybody needs that much
attention.
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Well, thank you for your input.
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What I was going to say is, don't show
the dress to Drew now.
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Show it to him at the shower.
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Why?
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Well, if you show it to him now,
there'll be one less screwing up.
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You know, you're right. You've got a
hard show, but down deep, you're just an
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old softy, aren't you?
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Guilty as charged.
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let me go to the shower.
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Oh, well, you know, it's just going to
be friends and family, and Kate says you
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make her nervous. I'll bring a ham. All
right.
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See you there.
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Dear father, I hope you're sitting down
because I got a shocker.
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This is not a joke.
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Please, just keep Drew alive for one
more week so that I can go to what
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be one hell of a funny shower.
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Oh, and as usual, thank you for the
color peacock blue.
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I don't know quite what this means,
Mimi, but thank you.
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You open this one, honey.
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You do know the woman's supposed to wear
that, right?
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It's my day, too.
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All right.
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Oh, well, this is from the Clemens.
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It's a gift certificate to a bookstore.
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Thank you.
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That's nice.
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We'll use them.
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Actually, that's for Kate.
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But there's something in there for you,
too.
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Oh, yeah?
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It's a ball!
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A red ball!
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Hooray!
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Want to get a picture of it?
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Oh, yeah. Smile clicks.
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Hey, hey, his eyes are closed. Take
another.
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I only got about 200 shots left.
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I got a hunch that this... is going to
get way more interesting.
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I lost the card on this one, so I'm not
sure who it's from.
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It's going to go great in that big empty
spot over your bed.
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Don't worry, honey. When he's not
around, we'll just turn it around.
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Way ahead of you, buddy.
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I've more little pizzas, everybody.
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Hey, Carrie, how come you're not pushing
my hand?
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I will later.
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Don't ever use that expression to me
again.
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Let's get to the big gif.
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Oswald, Drew, don't you have something
for cake?
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Well, I guess now's as good a time as
any.
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Hello, everyone.
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How are you all?
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I know I'm not invited, and I won't make
a scene.
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Oh, man, is he drunk? He's not going to
remember any of this.
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Oh, yes, he will.
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Mr. Wick, look, I know how you feel
about Caden. Even though you think your
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for her is eternal.
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Hello, lovely.
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What spice girl might you be, eh?
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Knock you out, spice, if you touch me.
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Oh, it's all right.
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I'll just take him upstairs and get him
undressed and let him sleep it off.
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Might have to get him a little tired
first.
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Sorry, Mimi.
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I don't need those kind of ghosts in my
house. Come on.
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Okay, I have a special presentation to
make to my beloved Kate.
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Now, I know it's not exactly what you
wanted, but it's the best I could do,
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I hope you like it.
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Oh, honey, I couldn't imagine anything
more beautiful.
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Okay, everybody, if I can have your
attention, I have a special presentation
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that I want to make to my best friend,
Kate.
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Okay, just to review, Kate just said, I
can't imagine anything more beautiful.
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Take a drink.
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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Oh, I hope it's a dream come true.
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Can you just move to the left? Get in
the light. Just get...
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This isn't fair. I should have gone
last. She used up all her excitement on
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gift.
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Oh, my God.
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It's the dress.
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You rat. You set me up by giving me the
crappy dress first.
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I love you both.
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Why'd you give her the dress, Drew?
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I didn't know what... You're always
doing this to me.
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You do this on purpose to make me look
like a fool.
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No, Oswald, when I said crappy, I meant
crepe.
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Isn't that the way you pronounce the
material?
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Oh, she's all full of crepe. She knows
what she meant.
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Jeez, Drew, what the hell were you
thinking?
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I know what he was thinking, and I want
to talk to you about it right now.
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Outside. Let's go. Come on.
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Right now.
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Come on.
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Right now.
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He wants us to break up. He always
wanted us to break up. He said we were
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for each other.
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What? It's a lot, pal.
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It's between you and me.
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Kate, wait!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's my fiancee. I should talk to her.
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on there, buddy. Think about this for a
minute, okay? Kate's angry, all right?
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You really want to be the first one in
that door?
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Let her clap through her out for a
while, huh?
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And when she's done with the heavy bag
and a little arm -weary, you go in.
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Thanks for reminding me what a best
friend's all about, but... I just have
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question, though. Why didn't you break
up the fight?
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It's been brewing for 30 years. There's
nothing I can do.
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Scared of the horses, huh?
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They got metal feet and big, long faces.
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I don't believe you!
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Why didn't you tell me you didn't think
Oswald and Norman were right for each
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other? What do you care what I think?
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Ouch! Where's the waffle maker? Where's
the waffle maker?
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I didn't want you to get angry.
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Aren't you tired of being categorized in
such an unflattering light?
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Hey,
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what are you mad at me?
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I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at me. I
don't want to get married.
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O 'Brien, I want to thank you for the
most intense five minutes of my life,
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blindfolding me as if it weren't dark
enough.
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Have you no shame?
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What's he talking about?
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Great shower, everybody.
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Well, good night.
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So you're saying not one person is going
to say anything?
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Yep, not one.
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You know what? Instead of 50 bucks,
let's put 100 on this.
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You're on.
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Geez, can you lose a little weight?
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I mean, I know I make fun, but it's
getting out of hand.
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Wait a minute. You smell better.
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I can't believe not a single person
noticed a difference between Carrie and
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horse.
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Hey, you want to try it with a big rock?
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What? Double or nothing.
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