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Hey, thanks for coming over on such
short notice.
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How's it looking there?
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You do know this is a dryer, right?
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Of course I know it's a dryer.
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Okay, I'm just trying to figure out why
there's cheese in your lint trap.
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We were drunk, we had pizza mix, blow
dryer was taking too long.
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That's the most stupid thing I ever
heard. Not for long, I haven't finished
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story yet.
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Can't wait.
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Well, see, we were making pizza in the
dryer because we were already making
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ashtrays in the oven and Tupperware
sculptor in the microwave.
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Did I mention we were drunk?
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Don't feel bad. I get a lot of calls
like this.
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Yeah, well, listen, before you go around
the neighborhood telling everybody that
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Drew Carey's a drunken lunatic, I just
want to tell you that we were drunk last
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night because we were celebrating.
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Oh, yeah? What for?
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Oh, I finally made the last payment on
an engagement ring I bought for this
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woman who dumped me.
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You want to see it? It's sitting in the
freezer.
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Is it still on her finger?
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Hey, Drew. Hey, Drew. Hey, everybody.
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This is Sharon. She came here to fix all
the stuff we broke last night.
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Didn't she do anything about the VCR?
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You broke the VCR?
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No. I was thinking that the VCR was sad
because the dryer was broken because
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they're friends and stuff.
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I got to go tally the stuff. And I'm not
just saying this because it's good for
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business.
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Party on.
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Wow. Nice looking handyman.
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Yeah. Did she borrow your tool?
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You mean my penis?
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Yeah, she used my penis to fix the
dryer.
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You weren't so high and mighty last
night when you were wrestling the dog in
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your boxer shorts.
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I never did that.
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Who did?
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Who cares who did it? What is this, a
witch hunt?
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That's it, Drew. No more broken hearts.
I can't handle the drinking anymore.
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Last night I thought I was cheating on
Oswald.
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Luckily, it was just Oswald.
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I was a sailor called Pablo.
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You know, I think Drew should get right
back on the horse, huh? And right out
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there is a handywoman who has seen and
apparently accepts how creepy he looks.
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Would you let it go? Let him get over
Nicky. Hey, I'm over Nicky. I realized
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that last night when I was sitting here
feeling bad for myself thinking...
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Man, I am the biggest loser in the
world.
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Then I saw Lewis out in the backyard
wrestling with Speedy.
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Would you drop it, okay? At the time, I
thought he was a grizzly.
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Excuse me for saving your house.
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So if you saw over Nicky, why don't you
ask the Haiti woman out? Would you give
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it a rest? He was just engaged.
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If we broke up, would you be dating in
less than a month? I wouldn't. But Pablo
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might.
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All right, Drew, here's your bill.
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And about the VCR, I took off ten bucks
because I found a porno tape in there.
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I'm keeping it.
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Well, this isn't so bad. Are you always
just reasonable or you just do a crappy
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job? I think she gave you an I like you
discount.
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Honey, there's something I want to show
you in the car.
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No, there isn't. You just want to yell
at me.
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We don't call it yelling. What do we
call it? Stuff I should know by now.
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Hey, look, my friends have emailed.
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I don't want to take this the wrong way
or anything, but I'm not looking to meet
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anybody right now.
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That's okay.
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You're not my type anyway.
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Well, I was just about to tell you that
same thing, but right before you said
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it.
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Good, because I'm not interested.
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Neither am I.
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Okay, I just want to make sure you
realize I was not flirting with you.
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I'm sorry, I find you dull and
uninteresting. Did you say something?
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Yeah, I was just fantasizing about a
real man. Bye.
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I still got it.
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No, you don't.
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It's back where it belongs All the
little chicks with the crimson lips go
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Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock Living in
sin with a safety pin go
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Cleveland Rock
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I saw the flyers you posted around the
store.
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Engagement ring for sale.
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Why not just write pathetic loser
everywhere?
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Any other broken dreams you're looking
to sell?
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Perhaps an unopened box of condoms?
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I know you're familiar with American
culture, but our customs dictate that I
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you in the mouth next time you say
something like that. I'm game.
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Although I must warn you, my screams can
be quite ear -piercing.
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I'm sure you're not bragging, sir, but
unless you want to buy the engagement
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ring, I have to get back to work.
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Well, let's see it then.
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You getting engaged, sir?
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Well, for the weekend at least, although
I sense we'll be growing apart by
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Sunday.
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I'm not selling it to you. This means a
lot to me. I'm not going to sell it to
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you just so you can get lucky.
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Fine! Then let it be on your head that
this poor woman slept with me and got
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absolutely nothing out of it!
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Any luck unloading that ring that you
got back because your girlfriend dumped
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you? Do you always have to add because
your girlfriend dumped you?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Are you in a bad mood
because your girlfriend dumped you?
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Yeah, sure. It's easy for you. I mean,
you have all kinds of admirers. Look at
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those flowers.
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Oh, what kind of fool do you think I am?
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No card.
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Could be somebody shy.
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Could be somebody who don't know how to
write.
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Could be a secret admirer.
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Could be super glue.
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You'll pay for this, pig.
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Hey, it's midnight in the Garden of Mean
and Ugly.
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Hey, Drew. Hey. Hey, Drew, we're going
to lunch. You want to come?
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Yeah, I'd love to, but I have to work,
so you guys go ahead without me.
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Uh, hey, Drew.
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When, uh, when you borrowed my super
glue, is this what it was for? Yeah.
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That's a good gag.
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Sorry I'm late, Drew. I got your call on
my pager. I got here as soon as I
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could. What's the problem?
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Oh, uh, Sharon, I'll bear with you. My
friends are just about to leave.
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Oh, I get it. You, uh, you got work to
do.
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With the handyman.
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I guess Drew got tired of do -it
-yourself.
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do you think you're hiding?
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Sorry, my friends make a bad first
impression, but it's an accurate one.
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Sharon, this is the chair I'm having
trouble with right there.
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Can you, would you excuse us?
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Don't tell me you needed Sharon to come
over here and fix your chair. The store
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has tons of maintenance people.
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Oh, you know how long it takes those
guys to get here after you call them. I
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mean, hey, Mr. Carey, have anything you
need done today?
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No, thanks, Jimmy.
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You want me to just hang out and wait
around in case something breaks?
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Get the hell out of here, Jimmy.
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Drew, you're on the rebound and you're
real vulnerable right now. Just take it
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slow. Don't get too attached.
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Don't worry. I just want somebody I can
do couple stuff with.
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When you have Oswald, Lewis has Pinky, I
just want to be fun to have someone to
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hang around with.
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But Drew, it's not like I... Have a good
time at lunch. Bye.
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Boy, the springs are shut.
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Did a safe fall on this thing?
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Listen, the chair really is broken, but
that's not the real reason I called you
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up here.
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Listen, you're a really nice guy. Before
you try to guess where this is going,
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yes, I'm going to ask you out, but only
as a friend.
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Oh, so that's why the engagement didn't
work out.
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Sure, I'll be your friend. I always
wanted a gay friend.
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I'm not gay. Look at me. I'm not in that
kind of shape.
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So, you just want to be friends?
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Yeah, I just thought it'd be fun to go
out with somebody who won't fall in love
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with me. I won't fall in love with them.
You know, no pressure.
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Just two friends out having fun.
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Fun, huh?
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Yeah. Want to talk about this over
lunch?
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Yeah, but I got to warn you, I don't
talk much while I'm eating.
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Give me a moment while I try to react
with surprise.
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Hey, you're funny. You like flowers?
Come here.
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You know, at first I thought painting
Easter eggs was going to be a drag, but
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it's actually kind of fun.
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Hey, guys, I got the prettiest girl on
the block.
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Come on, come on.
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More painting, less talking, okay? If we
don't get these over to Reverend
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Linderman, there's going to be a whole
bunch of kids walking around the church
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lawn filling their Easter baskets full
of dog poop.
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Pinky, can I have another egg? Sure.
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What's that new drug you're testing for
drug co again?
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Oh, yeah,
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the one that alters your sense of
distance.
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Honey, honey, I'm really sorry.
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Pinky, I'm right here.
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Everything's okay.
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Oh, God, thanks, honey.
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Try drinking six feet behind your head.
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There you go.
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Well, I gotta drop these off at the
reverend.
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Yeah. Here we go.
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Well, I'm gonna go finish tightening up
that banister. Is there something else
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you wanted me to do? Uh, yeah. Can you
take the lid off the mayonnaise jar, but
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just loosen it so I can open it up in
front of my friends?
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How long are these effects going to
last?
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Oh, about a week.
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You know what? Maybe you shouldn't come
over tonight. Sex could be dangerous.
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I'm sorry. It looked like that sleeve
was about ten feet long.
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To hell with danger.
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Thanks.
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How much do I owe you?
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Tell you what.
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No charge if you give me an honest
answer about something.
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Okay.
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Even though I've never seen that color
in nature, I think your hair looks
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No, I was going to ask.
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Is there something about me that puts
guys off?
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I had this date later. Oh. And he
canceled.
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He said he had to work late.
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People have to work late. It's happened
to me tons of times. I can't tell you
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how many women I've gone out with that
said they had to work late.
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Oh, excuse me.
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This isn't the first time. I mean, I get
canceled on or I go out once and I
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never hear from the guy again.
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Well, I don't know. You're kind of
tough, but I like that.
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And it can't be your looks because
you're really cute. I mean, man, you're
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adorable.
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You know what? Hey, hell with anybody
who stands you up, huh? I'm here. You're
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here. We got music.
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What music?
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I usually do this by myself.
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You are doing it by yourself.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, look, you're having such a good
time, don't let me spoil it.
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Come on, it's fun.
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Hold on, I've got a page.
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Hey, the date's back on.
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He got off work. Isn't that great?
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Yeah, that's really great. Hey, I'll
call you later.
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Drew, what can I say?
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You're a bud.
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Swing music. What was I thinking?
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Next time, reggae.
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It's me. Hey, how you doing?
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How'd the date go?
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Oh, it's still going on.
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Listen, I'm really sorry to call you,
but I had a little emergency over here.
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think there's a leak in one of my pipes.
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Yeah, oh, well, maybe you better come
over.
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Yeah, hey, I'm really sorry.
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Thanks.
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Man, I hate ruining her date.
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Oh, yeah, I gotta break a pipe.
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Call me.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We came back to get all the egg dye
stuff.
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All the eggs broke when I slammed on the
brakes of my car.
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Excuse me, one stop, but there was a
400...
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Put Jesus in the middle of the road.
That might be important.
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It was a four -inch Jesus, and he was on
the dashboard of my car.
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That is no reason to shove those huge
breaths in my face.
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I'm sorry.
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Wait a sec.
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Cool clothes, candlelight, reggae music.
I know what's going on here.
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You're getting on the ganja train.
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No, I'm not getting on the ganja train,
but I do have company coming over, so
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get the stuff and take it over to Lewis'
place.
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Oh. This company wouldn't be your friend
Sharon, would it?
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Yeah, it's Sharon, but it's not a date.
She's coming over to fix a leak in one
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of my pipes.
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Is it your love?
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He's 35 years old.
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When are you going to start using the
word penis?
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Did you say it?
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I'm not fooling anybody.
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You were expecting a woman. You had your
cheek sucked in.
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You know, the way you think makes you
look like Marky Mark.
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I wasn't expecting a woman. I was
expecting... Speedy, there you are,
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Time for your dance lesson, boy.
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How come Speedy's all wet?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. How could this have happened? It
was just a little hole in the pipe
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leaking into a bucket.
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You busted a pipe just to get Sharon to
come over here? Do you realize how
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stupid that sounds?
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I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the
sound of my house thinking.
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Oh, hey.
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It's my barbells.
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I don't want them to rust.
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Boy,
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I really got to start working out again.
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Shut up, Val.
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It's right where my dad said it was.
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Oh, he's right. I wasn't paying
attention.
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I'll go find it.
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Oh, man. My baseball mitt.
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My teddy bear.
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Family photo album. My only picture of
Grandma.
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Hey, Drew, look. Your dad's old
Playboys.
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No!
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Drew,
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you can't... Lift those. They're wet.
They must weigh over 300 pounds.
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Wow. You look like that woman that
lifted the car off her child.
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Something's got my foot.
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Hey, Sharon, glad you could make it. You
look nice. Can I get you a drink?
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No. Thanks, Drew.
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You, go rent a sump pump.
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00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,190
You, go help your hysterical girlfriend.
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00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:30,000
She's already unscrewed about 15
sprinkler heads.
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00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,610
Hey, after this, let's go wear ourselves
in our wet pants.
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00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,930
You read my mind.
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00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,230
Thought they'd never leave.
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00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,360
Hey, uh, have you seen my old wrestling
trophy?
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00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:48,560
I know it looks like a guy eating a pie,
but he's really wrestling with it.
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00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,310
Kind of busy, Drew.
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00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,570
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.
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00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,240
Hey, look at me. I'm a fountain.
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00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:02,859
That's like somebody's been banging on
this pipe.
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00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,030
What kind of nut would do a thing like
that?
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00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,570
Hey,
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you don't speak Spanish either.
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I can also play Cherish.
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Drew, you don't want to just be friends
anymore, do you?
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No. And this wasn't an accident, was it?
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No.
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This is really sweet.
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But I gotta tell you, you're a real...
Don't say nice guy.
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Pain in the ass. Thank you.
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00:18:47,841 --> 00:18:52,949
Hey, look, at first, I did just want to
be friends. But then something happened,
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and I wanted to see if you felt the same
way that I felt, but judging by that
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wonderful believe I'm a lesbian look on
your face, I guess you don't.
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I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
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I'm going to fix all this, and I'm going
to do it at cost.
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We're not going to date.
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You asked for it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Cherish.
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Hey, that's not... Hey!
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Hey, complete lady of Spain!
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00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:36,780
Hey, Captain.
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Mind if I board?
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00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:41,549
Yeah, but I can only take you as far as
a furnace. After that, it's
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00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,690
international waters.
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00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:48,380
I heard your song.
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00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:50,089
But you know what throws me?
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00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,550
She didn't go for me at all. And I was
cute as hell.
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00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:56,819
Let me tell you something, Drew. If we
were dating and you did something like
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that for me, I would be yours forever.
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00:19:58,621 --> 00:20:01,779
Let me ask you something. You've got to
promise you'll never tell Oswald I asked
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00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:05,519
you this, but if we were alone in this
boat in the middle of the ocean and we
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were trapped,
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would you let me, you know, play Lady of
Spain?
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00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,900
No. But we could have sex.
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00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,140
Keep it in your pants, O 'Brien.
330
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:37,109
I thought you'd be happy I returned your
hockey mask and knife.
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00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,250
You did that on purpose.
332
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,890
Okay. There's no reason to go nibbling
my toes.
333
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,960
How could I be nibbling your toes and
flipping the boat?
334
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:55,539
It's always fun until somebody gets
eaten.
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00:20:55,540 --> 00:21:00,090
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