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97, 98,
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99.
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Who is it?
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Electrician.
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The door was unlocked, so I came right
up.
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Sorry I'm late, sir.
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You're my first job since I got out of
an all -women's prison.
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Boy, is it hot in here.
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It's my gooseneck. It doesn't work
anymore.
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Maybe it needs a woman's touch.
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Have you tried jiggling it a little?
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Constantly.
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Well, my jiggling hasn't damaged it.
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Well, let's flip the switch and find
out.
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At least you know it's not a short.
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I'm sorry.
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This is my first time in front of a
camera.
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Hey, I'm just happy to have a co -star.
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We'll just pick it up where we left off.
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Look, I'm still worried that somebody's
going to find this tape. I mean, we've
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got to make sure when we're finished
that we label it something no one would
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ever want to see.
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How about we call it Drew Having Sex?
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How about this for boring?
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Fifty Misconceptions About Human
Resources.
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Hey, there's nothing boring about my
job. A lot of good things. Oh, yeah,
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good one.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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And now let's try to get this right the
first time, because as you know, I don't
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do second takes.
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Here, stand it here. I'll turn off the
ringer.
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Hello, it's Mom.
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Are you there?
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Oh, hang up on my mom to make a sex
tape?
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Hey, Mom.
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Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing you
in a couple days.
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Tomorrow morning?
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Yeah.
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Well, Mickey's looking forward to seeing
you, too.
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Yeah, it's going to be great.
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Hey, listen, why don't you save that
story about Aunt Mildred's infected eyes
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for another time?
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We'll talk about it tomorrow at dinner.
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Yeah, love you, too. Bye.
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Okay.
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Dirty thoughts, dirty thoughts, dirty
thoughts. Okay, I'm back.
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Okay, first, I want to dedicate this to
our children who might find this tape
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someday.
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Kids, this is your mom and dad on their
first date.
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Close your damn again, honey.
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Don't worry, kids, that's a good kind of
owie.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock.
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Living in sin with a safety bed.
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What are you doing?
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Breakfast will be ready in a minute.
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We've been waiting forever, half the
morning.
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Still keeping a rock star's hours, huh,
kid?
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Yeah, it's quarter to seven.
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So, when do we get to meet Nicky? Oh,
she'll be down in a minute.
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What? You slept with a woman before you
were married?
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Is this the way your father and I raised
you?
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leg drew if we really thought you hadn't
had sex by now we'd kill ourselves
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oh hey you're here already oh
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is this the angel who saved my son from
dying alone give me a hug
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what a sweetheart thank you for marrying
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my son drew
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You know, stopping the rumor mill at the
family reunion.
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I'm so sorry. I've got to run. My office
just called, and I've got to be at the
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airport in an hour.
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Well, we'll catch up later.
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Okay.
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Bye, Drew.
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Bye -bye.
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Well, that is one big, beautiful girl
you've got.
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And now, if you will excuse me, it's
been a long drive. I'm back on my home
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turf. Now it's time for a little rumble
in the jungle.
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Hey, Mom, can you sit down for a second?
I have to talk to you about something.
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Yes, of course, dear.
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Something happened last night.
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Hey, anybody home? It's the kids you
wish you had.
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Hold that thought. I've got to give out
some hugs.
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Oh, congratulations,
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Oswald. I'm so happy for you, Katie.
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Thank you.
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And Lewis.
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Hey, there's an Oswald in the old ball
and chain.
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In the old ball and chain.
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What's that all about?
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I put it on it for the bachelor party
today.
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Hey, wait a minute. Drew's getting
married, too. How come he's not lugging
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around an extra 30 pounds?
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Well,
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you can't call them uptight. No, no.
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I've already got the nature
documentaries lined up for the party
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we're also going to hire a juggler.
Yeah, you want a blonde juggler,
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juggler, or redhead juggler?
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Oh, please, boys. I know all about stag
films and strippers.
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No, we're really hiring jugglers, Mrs.
Carey.
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Naked jugglers.
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Well, we got to get some more buzz beer
for the party. Come on, Katie Ball.
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You too, Katie.
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Yeah, bye, Mr. Terry.
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Don't get up.
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Oh, it's so sad.
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Everybody's getting married but Lewis.
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Heart of gold body of a hat rat.
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What are you going to do?
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Mom, I decided I'm not going to get
married to Nicky.
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Have you got any tomato paste? Because
I'm going to make some pasta sauce.
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Mom, did you even hear me?
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No, I couldn't hear because of the sound
of my heart breaking.
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Look, something happened last night
between me and Nicky, and I just decided
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she's not the woman for me.
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Oh, honey, Nicky is wonderful.
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And even if she wasn't, nobody is
perfect. On some things, we have to
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little. I know all about settling, Mom.
I'm the one that asked Widow Henderson
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to the prom, remember?
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Bingo night, my ass.
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Drew, you know, dear, I've seen pictures
of when you started dating Nikki, and
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she has put on a lot of weight.
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Now, is that what this is about?
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Look, I told you, I'm not going to get
into the details, all right? I just made
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up my mind to call it off, and that's
that.
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Well, you're not going to tell your
father.
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Well, eventually he's going to come out
of the bathroom, so I'm just going to
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have to tell him.
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Now, I didn't want to worry you, but
your father's been going through a
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depression for almost a year. What he
doesn't need right now is bad news.
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Hey, bro.
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Mom!
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Boy, it's good to see you.
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Hello,
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Steve. You look beautiful.
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Well, I'm my mother's son.
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Here's Dad. I've decided it's time to
finally tell him I'm a cross -dresser.
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Don't I hit my oldest son down there?
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The biggest life, Dad.
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How are you doing?
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You're still a ladies' man.
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Well, you could say that.
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Now is not the time. You've got to leave
before he sees you. Get out of here.
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Just don't push me.
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Just because I'm in a dress doesn't mean
I can't kick your butt all over the
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house.
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Who's your maid of honor?
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Who's your maid of honor?
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Backing out of the wedding.
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Yeah, now I definitely am. Good night,
ladies.
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Good night, ladies.
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Good night, ladies. He's almost done.
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Now, your father is not himself lately,
and he doesn't need to see this. Now,
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leave. Is the bachelor party off?
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Oh, yeah, I guess.
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No, you can't hurt your father, and
you're not going to spoil Oswald's big
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night. No, you're going to go to that
party like everything is fine, at least
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give your father that, and later, when
the time is right, I'll break it to him.
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And you're going to go to the party,
too, and you'll wear a suit.
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A pantsuit and suit, right? No!
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Oh, Lord!
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Where did I go wrong with you boys?
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I told you if you didn't get in that red
bike, there'd be trouble.
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Really? you're not getting the bike and
that's final.
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50 misconceptions about human resources.
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I never did understand Drew's job. Let's
pop it in the old VCR.
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Man, you're going to love this tape.
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The first 20 minutes is real exciting.
It's about preferred provider health
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insurance. Then the next 20 minutes kind
of drag.
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But then it picks up at the end. It's
all about human resource ergonomics. You
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know, how dividers work, how tall they
are, stuff like that. You know what?
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I think we already rented this in
Florida, didn't we, Bill?
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It sounds familiar. Let's have
breakfast.
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I even got the workbook to go with it. I
said we saw it.
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Hello, me.
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Mimi, have you seen Drew? I thought I
would surprise him with a new shirt for
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the bachelor party.
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Oh, he left already.
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I was sorry to hear about your future
daughter -in -law.
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Why? What have you heard?
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She's marrying your son.
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Oh, you are full of the dickens.
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What about you, Mimi? When are you going
to settle down?
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Well, now that Drew's off the market,
all the good ones are taken.
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But seriously, I look at wedding rings
as the world's smallest handcuffs.
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Now, Mimi, I know you're popular with
the boys now, but even the brightest
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colors fade. It's the wedding, isn't it?
Something's wrong.
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Oh, all right. What happened? Is the
wedding off?
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Drew doesn't want to marry Nicky.
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Why is it that things don't work out
with him and women?
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It goes for the wrong type.
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I mean, he falls for these soft,
spineless baby dolls.
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Yuck, I just want to knock him down and
make him cry.
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What kind of a woman would be right for
him?
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Well, they need someone strong,
confident, who speaks their mind and can
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knock your socks off in bed.
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In other words, the perfect woman for
Drew is you.
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Hey, when did this conversation turn
against me?
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Yeah, what a great bachelor party, huh?
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Boy, I can't imagine the wedding being
more fun than this.
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Shouldn't we just stop at the last place
we had fun?
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Son, you're confusing me. Either drink
more or drink less.
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Considering I'm just about to watch porn
with my dad, I think I'll drink more.
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Gather round, kiddies. It's story time.
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Oh, what's this one about, Uncle Larry?
It's about actors who couldn't get on
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the subs going at it like animals.
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My cousin Joey had to box full of these
things. I just skimmed a couple off the
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top.
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This new college, boys, is about to get
mighty steamy in here.
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Oh, man.
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The beach out.
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You know, somebody's got to be getting
something.
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That's his guy. The tall guys always get
it first.
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Hey,
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here comes some more guys. Man, you're
going to skip the outfits for a while. I
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wonder what the women are going to wear.
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My God,
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they've started without the women.
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Maybe he's just warming them up until
the girls get there.
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No.
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What the heck is this stuff?
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Buns of Navarone?
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Men and bats.
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Don't worry, guys. I've got backup.
Yeah.
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50 misconceptions about human resources.
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I know it's kind of a weird title, but I
got it from Drew's secret drawer, so I
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know it's H -O -T -H -O -T, baby.
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Yeah, my dad already saw it. Tell him
how good it is, Dad. I told you I saw
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I'll get the key.
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Well, look, before we get to that...
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You guys got to know how we feel about
you. And, well, we know things are a
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little tight right now.
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So the whole neighborhood chipped in to
help you get started on your new life.
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Happy marriage, buddy. Oh, my God, for
me?
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And, Drew, we actually started saving
this money to buy you a wife. But after
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we passed your picture around the
village, all the single women threw
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into the volcano.
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Hey, thanks, guys, really. I just, you
have to give this money back to
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everybody. Thank you, thank you, thank
you. Oh, look at all this money. Anybody
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tells Kate about this, I'll kill you.
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Oh, my God, what's happening to me? What
are you looking at? Whoa!
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Come here, son.
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What the hell is the matter with you?
The guys do something nice, you throw it
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in their faces?
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Hey, I appreciate it. I just don't want
it. Well, I hate to be the one to break
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this news to you, big shot, but you need
this money.
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No, I mean, if you're too stupid to see
that you and Nicky need a nest egg, I'm
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going to make you take it. Stop it. Just
stop it. Nicky and I are getting
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married.
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Okay. Mom didn't want me to tell you.
She told me about what you were going
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through with your depression and your
therapy.
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What happened, son? You don't love her
anymore.
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No.
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I just don't love her anymore.
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You'll be okay?
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Well, I'm not dancing in the aisle, but
thank God you didn't marry someone you
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don't love.
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Oh, man.
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Mom's going to be really happy you're
fine with her. I mean, she's so worried
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about you.
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Oh, let me tell you a little secret.
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I did go through a really heavy
depression for a month.
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The last few months, I've just been
milking it to get out of yard work.
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All right, it's cake time.
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We all know what's in there, so come on
out, sweetheart.
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I'm a cross -dresser and I wanted the
whole world to know.
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Look at the bright side, Dad. You just
got out of yard work for the rest of
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life.
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to deal with your brother's change.
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He stopped in Savannah and got him the
cutest little one -piece.
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Anyway, I hope that you let Nicky down
easy, honey. From what you told us, she
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must have loved you a lot.
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Well, bye -bye.
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Hey, Viola, the grass ain't gonna cut
itself.
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What's your name again, honey?
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Ow!
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Don't worry, kids, that's a good kind of
owie.
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I don't know.
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I almost forgot.
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I got flavored oils.
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Oh.
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I can't believe we're doing this. I
know.
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I hate to look at the monitor.
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I can see my face.
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How do people ever have sex before video
cameras?
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You know, we're lucky.
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My grandmother had to walk six miles in
the snow to have sex.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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I'm going home.
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Hey, listen.
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I'm sorry. Look,
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this was a stupid idea. If it makes you
uncomfortable, I'll just shut it off.
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No, it's not that.
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Look at me.
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I'm a pig. I'm disgusting.
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How can you even look at me?
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I love looking at you. You look great.
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Saying that, you know I don't look
great.
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You just saw my big fat ass on TV.
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I knew this was going to happen.
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This is why I didn't want to start
dating you in the first place.
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I can't handle being around someone who
loves to eat.
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Well, you know you picked a hell of a
guy to get engaged to, you know.
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I love you.
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I'll work. I'll help you. You can't help
me.
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You're the problem.
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Here.
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You should probably have your ring back.
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You'll be safe there.
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