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All right, we got a ton of leftover
Buzzbeard labels from Christmas showing
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Santa and his elves making beer. What do
we do with them?
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Oh, look, that's easy.
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We just paint Santa's beard black, make
his red suit plaid, and
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now he's just a fat, happy drunk talking
to a bunch of midgets.
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You know, Lewis, I don't use the word
genius a lot, but I do use the words we
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got nothing better. I'll get some
bottles.
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Wait a minute.
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We've been eating bean dip and drinking
buzz beer all night, which means we've
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combined beer, coffee, and beans after a
big, chilly dinner. Do you know what
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that means?
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Yeah.
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Unplug everything with a pilot light.
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Wow. I guess she left because she didn't
want to do that in the kitchen.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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First we have to fill the door to see if
it's hot to avoid a backdraft.
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Oh, my God.
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This is horrible.
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I need a drink.
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What happened?
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We went against nature. That's what
happened.
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We tried to control beer. We took it and
we locked it up in this thing.
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It looked like the pipes froze.
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Oh, wake up.
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That's what the beer wants you to think.
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Hey, guys.
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I was just shoveling the walk when I
thought, boy, could I use a beer. And
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suddenly 200 gallons of it came flying
at me. What the hell's going on?
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Is everyone all right?
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Look, we're really sorry, and we promise
you there won't be any more problems.
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After this.
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After this.
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I'm beginning to think this is not a
permanent solution.
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But when Carrie gets home, you tell him
I got beer on my lawn, beer on my house,
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and beer on my new jacket.
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And unlike him, when I smell like beer,
it's a problem.
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We can't afford to get a new tank, so no
tank, no buzz beer.
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Guys, if you don't mind, I'd like a
moment alone with the tank.
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You're shooting up your pants, isn't it,
buddy? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, who's the little table for? I didn't
know your neighbor got kids.
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They don't, but there's not enough room
for everybody to sit comfortably at the
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big table, so.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Why do Oswald and I always have to sit
at the kiddie table? I hate it. I hate
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it. Lewis!
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The Clemens are our guests. Get a grip.
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I'm your little plastic cup at the
kiddie table.
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Look, everybody behave.
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And you be nice to the neighbors so they
don't sue me for drenching their house
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with beer. By the way, no more sneaking
over there for beer pickles.
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Well, we wouldn't do that.
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Don't deny it. Because I recognize the
drunken snow angels.
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Snow? We were just trying to get back
up.
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Janet, do we have to go to dinner next
door? I don't want to spend two hours in
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Carrie's house.
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He's creepy.
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He's not creepy.
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His friends, they're creepy.
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Did I tell you that you can see his
bathroom from our bedroom window?
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Do you know what I caught him doing in
the shower the other night?
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For 20 minutes until his arms gave out?
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Come on, let's get this over with.
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Hey, the Clemmons are coming.
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Hi. Hi.
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Sorry it took so long to get to the
door. I was just getting out of the
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Okay, why don't we all sit down and chat
before dinner?
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Isn't this an adventure?
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What the hell are we going to talk
about?
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Oh, Carrie, what do you think of the new
bond issue?
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Well, I think it's going to add about
two cents of tax on every dollar. I'll
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tell you something, buddy.
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I'm not going to pay it.
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You know what I think?
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What's Wiggly and his ten eyes?
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neighbors. May you always be friends and
never be plaintiffs.
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Don't worry, Drew. We're not going to
sue.
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Oh, thank God.
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Now I don't have to worry about eating
out of fear. I can just eat out of
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depression over losing my business.
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Didn't you have insurance?
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Well, we thought we mailed in the
premium.
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Didn't we, Oswald? Yes, we did. Didn't
we, Lewis? Yes, we did. Didn't we, Cape?
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Yes, we did.
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Didn't we, Drew?
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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Hey, you know what? This is pretty good.
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It tasted different coming at my face at
35 miles an hour.
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Everything does.
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Yeah, this is good.
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If I were you, I would try to find some
way to save the business.
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Oh, there's no way. A new tank costs $10
,000 to $15 ,000.
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If I may interject, I was just reading
an article in the Wall Street Journal
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that said that microbreweries are going
through the roof. In fact, it's the
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second fastest growing industry.
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The first is butt force.
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What's a butt force?
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Well, if you don't know what a butt's
for, you better stop eating.
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We're sorry. They're really good kids.
They just get excited when we have
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company.
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Too bad about the business, Carrie. I
wish there was something we could do to
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help. Yeah, but we could help, honey.
We've got that extra money to invest.
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You didn't mean it. That's just what
she's saying.
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Hey, if you're looking for a place to
invest your money, you can do worse than
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Buzz Beer.
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Maybe you didn't hear me when I
whispered to her, but I didn't mean it.
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just what you said.
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I don't remember the last investment you
talked me out of.
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What was it called again?
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Oh, yeah.
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Starbucks. Oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, somebody drop the balloons,
because it's the millionth time she's
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that up. Oh, Dad, stop fighting. You're
ruining my birthday party.
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How about taking a chance once in a
while? You know, we don't always have to
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play everything so safe.
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You're right.
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All right, let's take a chance.
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Go get the checkbook.
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On my way.
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You know, isn't it funny how things
change?
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Yesterday you thought these people were
a bunch of drunken idiots, and now
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they're your business partners.
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You were right, honey.
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Yeah, what can I say?
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Okay, I can say this.
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Now, I'm only doing this under one
condition. You make me the boss.
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Unless you got a bigger investor.
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Like the guy with the olives on his
fingers.
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Hey, look, I need your help and
everything, but what do you know about
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beer business?
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I got a business degree from Kent State,
an MBA from Northwestern, and I'm a
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junior partner at one of the top
investment firms in Ohio.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, if you're so smart, how come
you're living next door to me?
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How about this?
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You make me the boss, and I guarantee
you I'll double your profits inside of
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months. What?
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Okay, boss.
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But if you do something we don't agree
with it, we get the power to outvote
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No, if you want to double your money,
you work hard and do whatever I say.
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All right, but every once in a while,
you got to let me win a meaningless but
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symbolic victory.
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Okay.
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Don't say it. I know I'm late.
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Tell Mr. Rick I'll have the benefit
reform package on his desk today.
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You told him that yesterday.
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Oh, so somewhere in the same suit, maybe
he'll think it's the same day.
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Another hot date, huh?
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Gee, I'd like to meet her.
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Hi, I'm Mimi.
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You can do a lot better than a loser
like this.
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I'm sorry, Mimi. I'm just so tired.
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I got a new investor at Buzz Beer, and
he's working me day and night.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were
under so much pressure.
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Thanks, Mimi.
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I was talking to your belt.
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Gary!
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What are you doing here, Clarence? I
told you you can't come down here. Oh, I
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can't stop thinking about last night.
Your inventory disk. I've got to have it
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right now. Gary!
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Well, well, well.
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Who's this giving you order?
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This is my other boss.
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Aha.
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So you're the other boss.
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Younger, too. What a surprise.
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You've got some nerve coming in here.
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Look, I guess this was going to come up
sooner or later.
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But we're both adults. This is the 90s.
There's no reason we can't share it.
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Is this what you want, Kenny?
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I don't know anymore.
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All right.
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Let's be civilized.
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I'll take the days, you take the nights.
I'll throw in the weekends if you give
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me every other lunch hour.
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Fine. If I can have his vacation.
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Deal.
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Wait a second.
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You're dividing up my entire life. What
if I want to... What if I get invited
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to... What if I get tickets for... Hey!
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How can people never invite me anywhere
or give me tickets to anything?
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Oh, what are you complaining about,
Carrie? I'm giving you a successful beer
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business. Yes, and I'm giving you blah
blah promises promotion blah blah blah.
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it all worked out terribly well,
Clemens. You're a heck of a boss, you
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fact... Go on. Give it a go.
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No, I couldn't. Please, I insist.
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Johnson, get a load of this.
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What's black and white and can fire you.
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A date? Does this involve cruising the
Internet?
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No, I broke up with Zelda .com.
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I met Pinky at Drug Co. She's a guinea
pig.
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Oh, good. I thought it was going to be
something weird.
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No, no, she's not a real guinea pig.
She's the person who gets paid to test
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dangerous side effects of experimental
drugs.
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What does she look like?
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Right now, she's testing this pupil
dilating drug, so she's got these big
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eyes.
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And the patch of hair she has left is
blonde.
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She sounds, uh... Where are you taking
her?
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To Mario's. I mentioned Italian and her
tail started wagging.
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2008.
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2009.
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2010.
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You've been up for two days straight. I
don't know how you're doing it.
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Drew's little hoppers.
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Red, yellow, green, plain peanut.
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Hey, hey!
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How's team Buzzbeard?
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We'll have fun when the work is done as
soon as we are number one.
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Drew, I bought you something that's
going to make your life way easier.
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What, are you going to use that board to
beat me unconscious?
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Lewis, Oswald, would you go out and roll
in the other two boards? Yeah, if you
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tape a broom to our ass, we could sweep
the floor, too.
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I was just suggesting, if you tape a
broom to our ass, we could sweep the
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too.
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I'll think about it.
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Great going, Oswald. Now we're going to
have brooms taped to our ass.
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Excuse me?
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I said, great going, Oswald. Now we're
going to have brooms taped to our asses.
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Hi, dinner lady!
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Lewis, you're getting giddy and weird.
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Go home.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, boy, I hope the guinea pig girl's
still free for dinner.
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They still got three hours before the
night sweats hit in.
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Hey, hey there, Mr.
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Clemens.
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Diddly diddly do.
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Nice try. You and O 'Brien go get the
other two boys.
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Carrie, now, this is the map of our
sales territory.
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Now, the blue pins represent bars that
already sell buzz beer. The red pins
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represent potential sales clients. Now,
we don't rest until every red pin is
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blue. What do you say, Carrie?
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Doodly, doodly, hoodle.
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Oh, Kate, would you put the other board
over there? Thank you.
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Oh, these are going to be a big help,
Carrie. Now, one's our profit
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and the other's a flow chart of our
supply and demand, updated daily. And
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best part is it'll all be here for easy
reference.
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Well, it does be more efficient.
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Strangely, cozy and familiar.
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I feel right at home for some reason.
241
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Hello, Winford Louder. Oh, my God, I'm
in a cubicle!
242
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Hey, call me to work tomorrow when I'm
not so busy.
243
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I want this stuff out of here right now.
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Yeah, and I'm not taping a broom to my
butt either.
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over here. We're late for the party.
246
00:15:20,891 --> 00:15:24,029
What are you trying to do to these
people? It's Saturday night.
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I can't go, honey. I gotta stay here and
protect our investment.
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Fine. I'm going without you.
249
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Don't worry, Greg.
250
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We'll go after her.
251
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Doors open, run.
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Man, you know, if I was you, I'd go
after her right now before I even gave
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more order.
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Man, I would just fly out of here, man.
Just go. I would...
255
00:15:46,451 --> 00:15:52,519
The best thing to do is just bury
ourselves in work. Man, come on. Let's
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books.
257
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,720
See a lot of work again, huh?
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I know something we could do, but it's
long hours and hard labor.
259
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What?
260
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Quality control.
261
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I hereby declare this tank is good.
262
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You think I'm a tight ass?
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Hey, I told you that a half hour ago.
264
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Now you're just a tight ass that doesn't
listen.
265
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,480
You know, Janet used to love that I was
a take -charge kind of guy.
266
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,260
Well, you know, the problem is, Clemens,
is you plan too much.
267
00:16:38,261 --> 00:16:41,679
You know, before you came along, Buzz
Beers making half the money, we were
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having twice as much fun.
269
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:48,819
Hey, I could be as fun and crazy as
anybody, okay? Even you. Hey, you're
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00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:49,870
to Mr. Fun, pal.
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Fun built this party.
272
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I bet you wouldn't even dream of doing
some of the things I want to do.
273
00:17:00,481 --> 00:17:03,939
You know your neighbor Robinson on the
other side? We even know Christmas is
274
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,920
gone, still has his Christmas lights up.
275
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:09,279
I thought of going over there, man, and
pulling those lights and decorations
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down.
277
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,860
That's pretty crazy, huh?
278
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,420
I'll show you how spontaneous I can be,
Carrie.
279
00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:19,588
I'm going to go home, change into some
clothes that I don't mind getting dirty.
280
00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:21,389
You have my message. Get a flashlight.
281
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:24,789
And then we're going to come back and
draw up a plan and cut down this.
282
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,589
You are out of control, Clemens.
283
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,990
The dog's following us. He's got our
scent.
284
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,560
No, he's following the car. We're so
plugged in.
285
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,550
We've got to cut this car.
286
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:43,160
I'm not going back to the chain gang,
man. What are you talking about?
287
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,640
Oh, it just felt right. Let's hide in
here.
288
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,450
great it feels to cut loose, huh?
289
00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:00,510
I'll never forget you rolling down that
roof.
290
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:04,940
I mean, I forgot just a minute ago, but
it just came back to me.
291
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,770
What's that? Sounds like thunder.
292
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,690
Think this makes me look good?
293
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:43,260
You know, your garage blows up enough
times, people start to talk.
294
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,410
Is everybody all right? What happened?
295
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:51,229
Now, we're fine. Your husband forgot to
connect the heater to the pipes, and the
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tank blew up.
297
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:55,150
He bled me with liquor.
298
00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:56,440
Yeah, you bet I did.
299
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,720
I was trying to toss my set sheet. It
loosened me up a little bit.
300
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,889
You know what I just thought about when
my garage blew up?
301
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:03,940
Yay!
302
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,960
That's not right.
303
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:09,249
What are you arguing about?
304
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,470
We just lost everything.
305
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:11,770
We're out of business.
306
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:15,050
Nope. Mr. Plans Too Much insured the
tank.
307
00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:17,869
Yeah, well, maybe we're still out of
business because we're not going to come
308
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:18,920
back to work for you.
309
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,070
You know why? Because you're me.
310
00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:24,620
It really hurts me to say that because I
really like you.
311
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,690
You like me? Yeah, I do.
312
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,310
It's funny because I don't like you.
313
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:36,590
I can't believe you didn't pick up on
that.
314
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:42,830
But you're right.
315
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:47,179
Since no one else is going to come work
for free, and I don't want to lose my
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00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,820
money, I guess I'll try being nice to
you.
317
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,470
What do you say?
318
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,980
You're not going to kiss me, are you?
319
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,880
No, he's going to kiss me.
320
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,440
No, come on home. I want to take
advantage of you in this condition.
321
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,200
Yeah, it was really bad.
322
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,440
There was beer and foam and crap just
shooting everywhere.
323
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,520
How'd your date with guinea pig girl go?
324
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,610
Except for the foam, pretty much the
same thing.
325
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,210
You know, you don't have to settle for
someone like him.
326
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,280
Little lipstick, little blush.
327
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,690
Why don't you give him a nice little
smack on the lip?
328
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,830
A first for you, waking up with a
girlfriend.
329
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,430
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